Anand Soundboard Edit

All these fucking cougars are looking at Alex's aaaass.

Anandam Song

Beers and bros.

Boning some dude.

Boobies!

Brah!

Cause I telling you, telling you, we are never ever ever getting back together.

Chucklefucks!

Dude, I'm going to punch you in the fart box.

Dude, we need to get off the exit, go back around again so I can get a picture of that fucking shit.

Fuck you, hold on!

Fuckin sucks.

Fuckin' ass beer trip!

Fuckin' Scottie stay in your fuckin' laaane!

Get your dirty hands in there and get the fucking diablo.

Get your panties on.

Go fuck yourself.

Have a fuckin blessed day.

Have an blessed day.

Have you stuck your mouth in a toilet bowl?

He'll like eat like half the bag, and I'll come back and nibble on it.

He's got a cute ass, but it's not... jizz worthy.

He's got some popcorn jizz in his eye.

How do you spell "vag", V-A-G-E?

I had an accident.

I just can't drop an F bomb right now.

I just gave the vag to some random car driving by.

I used ALL the jizz napkins today!

I wanna fuckin' junk pour and drizzle every fuckin' beer here at the festival.

I was almost peeing out of my nose.

If I don't get the fuckin procedure, I don't get blue balls?

It can be an easy snapper.

It is fuckin' GUPTA!

Launch the missile!

Oh it was just fucking putrid.

Oh we can drizzle.

Oh yea, I finish when he's around.

Oh yes!

Oh, there was a shitload of drizzle worthy tonight.

Putrid shit.

Shit yea!

That is, uh, rather orgasmic.

That was a fucking ass bowl.

The fluffer was absolutely divine.

The fucking Indian Missile is just kind of blew up!

The fucking Indian Missle is going to be blasting through the atmosphere.

This thing should have been like toasty warm like a fucking sauna!

Urinals and shitters and everything.

We miss the fuckin' shit out of you.

We need some more fucking chode.

We're gonna talk to your ass.

We're having a fucking amazing time!

We're now having a fucking beer!

We've drinken shitloads of beer.

WeeeeeEEEEE

Well 'The Flash' was not jizz worthy.

Well fuck that shit.

What the fuck?!

What the hell?

What's a blue balls?

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Yea, oh yea, shit.

You poured your fucking beer half of it on my shorts.

You remember that little fucking dog on the commercial that "taquito Taco Bell"?

You want me to have like a Tourette moment?