Berd Soundboard Edit

Accidentally entering the 4th dimension #berd #4th dimension #the crash was 20 years ago #one day were not gonna be around #drinking so much #disassociating

After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo what have you got? It's me bitch #berd #sandwich #lettuce #tomato #mayo #cheese #bread #take away #what have you got #its me bitch

Ah hey dude you wanna become super heroes? #berd #hey dude #superheros

Ah shit yeah, dude that sounds so cool #berd #shit #sounds good

Ah, What's your name buddy #berd #whats your name #buddy

AHHHHHhhhhhhhh . . .

Alright, Alright just quit your bitchin I'm cleaning it up #philbert cleans his room #berd #clean #quit your bitchin #alright

Any last words? #berd #any last words #say your prayers #big #gun #tiny #sword #duel

April fools dude #berd #april fools #pranked #crying #tear #dude #its a prank bro

Be gone, SON #stale memes #berd #be gone #son

Before you die do you have any last words? #berd #before you die #any last words #switcheroo #gun to that head

Berd subs a toe #berd #toe #stubbed #dead #gone #taking a walk #agony

Berd taps #berd #taps #he

Berd withstands a bullet #berd #bullet #withstand #powerup

Buy it if you want to or don't it's cool #berd #buy #if you want #or dont #its cool

Cause I'm a cheap bitch #berd #cheap #bitch

Dances around shrimp #flamingo #kero kero bonito #berd #dancing #shrimp #flute solo

Don't talk to me till I had my coffee #coffee #dont talk to me #i dont wanna talk to you #berd #go away

Dude are you okay? #berd #dude #are you okay

Fuck my commitments #fuck my commitments #berd

Fuck you! #berd #fu #fuck you #swerves down #ends ya boy #dead

Fuuuck #fuck #oh shit #berd #duel 2

Get slammed #berd #the strongest in the world #bat #dead #ahhh

Gets hit, and Screams #berd #gets hit #screams #tear

Haha I can't and I never willllll #berd #cant #never will

Hand slides down window #berd #hand slides down window #sad

Hell yeah #berd #hell yeah #wah

Hey guys can I play too? #berd #hey guys #can i play too

Hey guys its me here #berd #hey guys #its me here

Hey guys, its ya boy #berd #hey guys #its ya boy

Hey guys, uh it's my birthday today #berd #its my birthday today #happy birthday

Hey Loser #berd #hey loser

Hey man, that's not cool #berd #hey man #thats not cool

Hey man, what do you want for lunch #berd #hey man #lunch

Huu, Aw man aw I feel great what's in that thing? #berd #i feel great #whats in that thing #breathes in #cough

I don't think so dude that's my bone #berd #bone #dont think so #dude #my #not okay

I don't understand #berd #duel 2 #i dont understand

I gotta go, bye #berd #i gotta go #bye

I have the power of god #berd #i have #power of god #dont mess with me

I heard that #berd #heard #i heard that

I heard you had some uh .

I think I'll go outside #berd #outside #outdoors

I wasn't aiming for you #berd #duel 2 #i wasnt aiming for you #wrong target

I won't let you get away with this #berd #duel 2 #i wont let you #get away #with this #gunman #ill take you out #everyone will know

I'm getting real sick of all this shit on the ground #philbert cleans his room #im getting sick #clean #shit on the ground #philbert #berd

I'm gonna bleed out, can you send an ambulance #berd #bleed out #ambulance #send

I'm gonna fucking kill that guy #berd #im gonna kill #kill #rage #angry

I'm making uh . .

I'm the strongest motherfucker in the world, Bitch #the strongest in the world #berd #bitch #motherfucker

It's a really big gun #berd #really big #gun #voice echoes #duel 2 #this is a big gun #weapon

It's getting pretty late in november you know what that means right? #berd #november #late #you know what that means right

It's me Lugi #berd #mario #bowser #its me #its a me #lugi #explodes #misfires #do you hear that

It's time to duel #its time o clock #berd #its time to duel

Jackpot! #jackpot #berd #dancing #money

Jeez just missed me #berd #chandelier #falls #jeez #just missed me #try harder

Launched, now cool #berd #launched #shades #cool

Launches body into the sky #berd #launches body into the sky

Listen man I'm not playing any games #berd #listen man #im not playing any games #special order

No dude, I founded this uh foundation you can't do that #berd #you cant do that #i founded this #i made this

No I'm gonna fucking shoot that guy in the head #berd #fucking #shoot #shoot in the head

No you!! #berd #shoots fired #no you #gun #bullet #shoots

Oh boy I sure do love standing here without a gun to the back of my head #berd #gun #back of my head #i sure do #love standing here

Oh gross, kill yous #berd #no #oh gross #kill yous

Oh hey guys, didn't see you there #berd #oh hey guys #didnt see you there

Oh no a gun #berd #oh no #gun #back of my head

Oh you fuck boys out there, tryna talk shit against me #berd #philbert #my weapon #fuck boys #talk shit #sword

Ok that's it mwah mwah ok bye #berd #mwah #ok bye #thats it

Procrastination #berd #procrastination

Remember your training #berd #sword man #remember your training #everything #okay #will be #you were built for this #stay calm

Their taking my stuff, oh no they're taking my dog away #berd #nine one one #theyre taking my stuff #dog #taken away #oh no

They shot me with a knife, uh I'm dying #berd #nine one one #shot #knife #dying

This is it for me, I've accepted my fate #berd #death #bullet #sword man #this is it for me #accepted death #sorry #gonna die #end of the line #cant dodge #this is where i meet

This is kinda stupid, I'm gonna quit and uhh #berd #this is kinda stupid #im gonna quit #uh

Those stupid bullets won't have any effect on me #berd #duel 2 #stupid #little #bullets #no effect #i can take it #your weak #gun man #thats not working on me

Too slow mother fucker #berd #too slow #mother fucker

Trick or Treat #halwoen #halloween #berd #trick or treat

Uh fuck not again, dang it #not again #berd #nine one one #dang it #uh fuck

Uh that's my birthday cake #berd #birthday cake #my

Uh ya gonna give us a bad name, you can't #ya gonna give us a bad name #you cant #berd

Wait a minute #berd #hold up #hang on #wait a second

What a wacky dude #special order #berd #wacky dude #what a

What is this? #berd #gun #what is this #what are you doing #unbelieveable #how could you

WhaWhat is that? #berd #what is that

Yeah man I'm dying uh .

Yeah, you're a bitch #berd #yeah #youre #bitch #gun #sword #duel

You don't stand a chance #berd #this is the end #sword man #duel 2 #you dont stand a chance

You guys are fucking assholes #berd #you guys are fucking assholes

You stupid baboon #berd #backup #gun man #you #stupid baboon #i had another #the whole time

You, you look great today #berd #you look great today #self esteem #mirror #positivity

You're the asshole, fuck you #berd #youre the asshole #fuck you