Portlandia Soundboard Edit

Allergy meds #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #allergies #pollen #spring

Always some new spin #portlandia #fred armisen #always #new #information #spin

Am I being framed? #portlandia #fred armisen #set up #framed #crime #blame

Angry mob #portlandia #fred armisen #angry #mob #protest #fire #pitchforks

Antibiotics? Doctor? #portlandia #fred armisen #antibiotics #doctor #sick #allergies #medicine

Are you lifting? #portlandia #lift #weights #moving #work out #nerd #weak #strong

Are you peeing? #portlandia #carrie brownstein #pee #move #van #annoyed #camping

Awkward dance #portlandia #fred armisen #dance #dancing #awkward

Awkward double date #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #judy greer #awkward #double date #kiss #jealous #bitter #third wheel

Bananas! #portlandia #carrie browstein #fred armisen #banana #funny #ifc #comedy

Be a brave girl for me? #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #brave #girl #strong

Bicycle Rights #ifc #portlandia #bicycle #bicycle rights #cyclist #bike commuter #fred armisen

Big sneeze #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #sneeze #sick #allergies #geez

Binge watching #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #binge watch #tv #movie #netflix #late night #night in #lazy

Birdman #birdman #portlandia black out #portlandia

Bless you #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #bless you #gesundheit #sneeze

Breakfast compilation #portlandia #breakfast #brunch #food #avocado #toast #oatmeal #orange juice

Butt slap #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #butt #slap #sexy #photoshoot #selfie #model #naked #nude

Cacao #portlandia #fred armisen #cacao #safe word #uncomfortable

Cacao #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #cacao #kiss #safe word #uncomfortable #weird

Cacao to leaving #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #cacao #leaving #stay #life #break up #love #speech

Cancel Christmas! #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #cancel #christmas

Cancel it! #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #cancle #plans #last minute #commitment #obligation

Cancel it!! #portlandia #fred armisen #cancel #plans #last minute #introvert #boring

Cancel last minute #portlandia #carrie brownstein #texting #invented #cancel #last minute #bail

Car wash expectations #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #car wash #hot #sexy #summer #water #expectations #vs #reality

Cars man why! #portlandia #fred armisen #bicycles #bikes #funny #ifc #comedy

Crying #portlandia #fred armisen #spicy #worried #scared #crying

Dab it #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #dab #rub #clean #stain

Dating #portlandia #fred armisen #you look #beautiful #tonight #dating #date #tinder #are you going to eat that #eat #food #bad date

Demon summoning #portlandia #fred armisen #demon #tongues #possessed #goth #satan

Did I die? #portlandia #fred armisen #die #dead #heaven #stutter #after life

Does it matter? No #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #matter #useless #trash #irrelevant

Drinks wine jealously #portlandia #fred armisen #wine #drink #bitter #jealous #cheers #toast

Even though you're a man #portlandia #fred armisen #proud #man #even though #approval

Evil laugh #portlandia #fred armisen #evil #laughing #goth #emo #scary #lol

Fred Armisen drums #portlanida #comedy #funny #ifc #drums #drummer #lol

Gender detective #portlandia #fred armisen #bobby moynihan #gender #detective

Go away #portlandia #go away #yeah #leave

Haha Yeah! #birdman #haha yeah #yeah #portlandia black out #wohoo #yes #awesome #success #achieve #win #victory #celebrate

Heavy nudity #portlandia #carrie brownstein #nude #naked

Hey are you an art student? #portlandia #fred armisen #art student #student

I can feel them on me #portlandia #carrie brownstein #hands #feel #on me #sexual

I can't read #portlandia #fred armisen #ira glass #npr #old saying #i cant read #illiterate

I do know that #portlandia #carrie brownstein #i know

I don't know your gender #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #bobby moynihan #gender #identity

I have a doctorate in fun #portlandia #nick kroll #doctor #doctorate #fun #md #phd

I have terrible diarrhea #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #make love #road trip #travel #gas station #diarrhea #hungry

I know that's wrong #portlandia #aidy bryant #expert #wrong #incorrect #education

I need an EpiPen #portlandia #carrie brownstein #everyone #announce #epipen #allergy #allergic reaction #spicy

I think she's dead #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #dead #sick

I want to chase light #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #chase #light #naked #wade #river #wash #hair #adventure #hippie #travel #summer

I'm pretty athletic #portlandia #carrie brownstein #sports #basketball #athletic

I'm so sorry for you discomfort #portlandia #carrie brownstein #rampant #sexism #office #im so sorry #discomfort #sarcasm

I'm writing it #write #book #fake #pretend #portlandia

If we get hacked #portlandia #fred armisen #hack #phish #find

In heaven breakfast is 3 times a day #portlandia #carrie brownstein #breakfast #brunch #cooking #heaven

Instant garbage #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #instant #garbage #trash

Is it local? #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #portlandia #ifc #local #funny

Is it local? #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #local #farm #organic #farmers market #cage free #chicken #hipster #vegan #foodie

It's breakfast! #portlandia #carrie brownstein #breakfast #brunch #excited

It's not my business #portlandia #fred armisen #over hear #spy #business

It's simply glamorous #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #john mulaney #nick kroll #gorgeous #hit #glamorous #compliment #speech #book

Lawsuit has begun #portlandia #fred armisen #lawsuit #begun #sue #lawyer #court #illegal

Let's dance #portlandia #fred armisen #lets #dance #night out #party

Let's get our story straight #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #fire #crime #story #straight #cops #guilty

Let's skip it #skip #cancel #plans #forget it #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein

LOL #fred armisen #portlandia #carrie brownstein #rachel bloom #lol #laughing

Masculinity is an abstract concept #portlandia #carrie brownstein #masculinity #abstract #concept #man

Maybe we can be friends #portlandia #carrie brownstein #presumptuous #weird #new #friends

Men are a minority #portlandia #carrie brownstein #men #minority #oppression #meninist

Men are being forgotten #portlandia #fred armisen #man #men #meninist #forgotten

Men need safe spaces too #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #meninist #men #safe space #movement #protest

Mocking laugh #portlandia #fred armisen #laughing #lol #crying #mock #make fun of #tease

Modern eating #portlandia #fred armisen #restaurant #single #eat #food #sink #meal

Morning after pill #portlandia #carrie brownstein #morning after pill #plan b #contraception #gyno #obgyn #sex

My safe space is Reddit #portlandia #carrie brownstein #safe space #reddit #meninist #men

Nerd culture #portlandia #fred armisen #perfect #nerd #humor #read #art #smart #music

Nerds vs

New constitution #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #founding fathers #constitution #men #discrimination #meninist

Next episode! #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #next one #episode #netflix #binge watch #lazy

No more talking #portlandia #carrie brownstein #van #rain #no more #talking #shut up

No no no no #portlandia #ifc #fred armisen #effects #recording #vocals

Nude photoshoot #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #nude #naked #photoshoot #model #selfie #couple

Nudes #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #nude #naked #picture #pose #model #photoshoot #sexy #couple

Nudie pics #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #nude #pic #picture #dick pic #tinder

NYC

Oh my lord #portlandia #fred armisen #omg #oh my lord #surprised #shocked

Oh you have to see it #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #diarrhea #have #see it

Online dating #portlandia #carrie brownstein #online dating #dating #tinder #gif #text #family guy #flirt #friends #back up

Oops #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #oops #accident #ugh #nervous

Our apologies #sorry #very sorry #apologies #we apologize #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #portlandia #artisan #movie #food

Portland is very white #portlandia #fred armisen #portland #white #diverse

Post about it and go to it #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #post #social media #activism #protest #plans #night out #big night

Pray for whoever #portlandia #fred armisen #pray #rip #social media #activism

Put a bird on it #portlandia #put a bird on it #art

Rate your vagina #portlandia #carrie browenstein #fred armisen #aidy bryant #rate #vagina #health #looks #length #obgyn #gyno

Raw ball #portlandia #raw #ball #meatball

Real estate of the mind #portlandia #carrie brownstein #literature #real estate #mind #teacher #librarian #books #education

Record player #portlandia #record player #vinyl #music #romance #set the mood

Relax is the worst thing you can do in a black out #birdman #portlandia black out #black out #worst thing you can do #portlandia

Safe word #portlandia #fred armisen #safe word #sex #bdsm #consent

Scream #portlandia #carrie brownstein #scream #yell #crying #upset #no

Scream #portlandia #carrie brownstein #scream #yell #scared #angry

Should I smile? #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #smile #selfie #nude #naked #pose

Shut up #portlandia #fred armisen #shut up #quiet

Sneak #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #sneak #spy #breakfast #up late #cant sleep

Solidarity #portlandia #carrie brownstein #thats cool #solidarity #activism

Spicy food #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #spicy #food #hot #chili #water #milk #burn #memories

Spicy food in heaven? #portlandia #fred armisen #spicy #food #heaven

Spit #spit #suspicious #redneck #portlandia #rachel dratch

Spooky turn #portlandia #fred armisen #spin #turn #dramatic #spooky #snape #goth

Stick receptacle #portlandia #carrie brownstein #stick #tinder #receptacle #trash #use

Stop reading #portlandia #fred armisen #stop it #stop #reading

That is your disgusting father talking #fred armisen #portlandia #disgusting #father #parent #divorce

That time of the month #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #rent #period #menopause

That's beautiful #portlandia #fred armisen #speech #inspiring #deep #applause #clapping #beautiful

That's the one #portlandia #fred armisen #recording studio #ifc

That's what nature's about #portlandia #fred armisen #hiking #nature #camping #leave #behind

The dream of the 90's #portlandia #fred armisen #dream #90s #portland

This is a muscle, right? #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #muscle #strong #weak #i guess #sure

Throwing berries #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #playing #love #berries #throw

Time to die #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #die #dead #allergic reaction

Tinder guys #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #rachel bloom #tinder #guys #date #hipster #deep #joke #dick pic

Tonya Harding #portlandia #tonya harding #carrie brownstein #revenge #injury #attack

Two chilis #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #spicy #chili #hot #food

Two tacos please #taco #taco bell #order #mexican food #eat out #portlandia #carrie brownstein

Uh gross #portlandia #ew #gross

Van Life #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #van #life #hipster #summer #adventure #hippie #travel

Walkabout #birdman #portlandia black out #walkabout #walk about #go for a walk

Wanna go back to my place? #portlandia #fred armisen #tinder #date #go back #my place #id love to

We can pickle that #portlandia #ifc #comedy #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #pickles

We could order that for you #portlandia #aubrey plaza #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #ifc

We haven't cleaned in 3 years #portlandia #fred armisen #clean #spring cleaning #years #chores

We need to make our rent #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #car wash #rent #broke #money #hustle

We're gay for being straight #portlandia #fred armisen #gay #straight

What a riot! #portlandia #carrie brownstein #laughing #riot

What about men? #portlandia #carrie brownstein #fred armisen #what about men #men #meninist #mens rights activists #oppression

What do you like to cook? #portlandia #fred armisen #cook #blood #goth #emo #bed bath and beyond

What happened to your pants? #portlandia #ifc #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #au #aubrey plaza #frayed

What were you expecting? #portlandia #carrie brownstein #what were you expecting #expectations #surprise #impress

What's your blood alcohol level #portlandia #carrie brownstein #blood #alcohol #drunk #right now #summer #tubing #party

Where does the diarrhea start #portlandia #fred armisen #hair #end #diarrhea #start

Where young people retire #portlandia #portland #fred armisen #young #retire #millennial

Who's the pull out king? #lance #pullout #king #sex

Why would we charge 20 dollars for these? #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #portlandia #american flag

Will you hold my hand for one second #fart #comedy #portlandia #ifc #carrie brownstein #fred armisen

Wink #wink #money #flirt #fred armisen #portlandia

Woah! #portlandia #fred armisen #woah #surprised

You are gay #gay #homophobic #in the closet #portlandia #fred armisen #straight

You both look dynamite #portlandia #fred armisen #nick kroll #john mulaney #compliment #dynamite #beautiful #hot #thank you #carrie brownstein

You don't know ska? #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #ska #ifc

You go! #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #go ahead #first #polite #driving #manners

You have beautiful eyes #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #beautiful #eyes #guy #normal #compliment #ego

You hear that snap? #portlandia #fred armisen #drums #drummer #you hear that

You might be stupid #portlandia #fred armisen #stupid #smart #genius #dumb

You saved my life #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #save #revive #reborn #you saved my life #hero

You're gonna need a bigger lens #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #photography #picture #camera lense #selfie #photoshoot #model #nude #naked #dick pic

You're my guy *kisses* #portlandia #fred armisen #carrie brownstein #kiss #love #youre my guy #person

100% cocaine #portlandia #carrie brownstein #cocaine #snort #shoot up #party #health

100% sand in your mouth #portlandia #carrie brownstein #music festival #beach #hot #summer #sand