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Alexa for Old People #saturday night live #responds to any name #super loud
Anal Bum Cover #anal bum cover #an album cover #celebrity jeopardy #connery
Best part of my day is when I'm at Dunkin' #dunkin #dd #coffee #best part of day #casey affleck
Better than what? #go on say it #i dare ya #i dare you #argue #burn #confront #say something #natalies rap 2 #natalie portman #princess amidala #fight
Black out and go motherfucking black swan #natalies rap 2 #crazy #pyscho #natalie portman
Building a playhouse #fathers day #building toys #fatherhood #dad building playhouse #matt damon #saturday night live
Butt Hurt #offended #resentful #butt hurt #ripped a new one #tear a new one #annoyed #bothered #new butthole #ambiguously gay duo
Choo Choo #horatio #saturday night live
Chris Farley #snl #chrisfarley #son of a bitch #saturday night live
Christmas morning kids opening presents #christmas morning #kids opening presents
Christmas morning wake up call #christmas morning #kids waking up parents #matt damon #snl
Citizens You Will Elect Me #kate mckinnon #saturday night live #hillary clinton #election #scary
Colon Blow #high fiber cereal #cleanse #laxative #bowel movements
Crazy Laugh #ted cruz #taran killam #crazy laugh #maniacal #insane #wacko #unstable
Cut your nails for God's sake #dunkin #boston #horseplay #bostonians
Da Bears #football #bears #chicago #nfl #da bears #chris farley #snl #cheers
Dancing #best #life #dance #living #triangle sally #i have a triangle #kristen wiig
David S
David S Pumpkins #david s pumpkins #any questions #halloween #snl #tom hanks
Days of our Impeachment #impeachment #donald trump #drama #soap opera
Deal or No Deal: Government Shutdown Edition #deal or no deal #government shutdown #trump #saturday night live #no pay
Do They Know It's Chanukah #happy hanukkah #chanukah #do they know its chanukah #snl
Drunk Uncle blowing spit #garbage #ya right #no way #disgusted #thumbs down #dislike #not interested #lame #drunk uncle #bobby moynihan #raspberry #blowing spit #tongue out
Family holiday meal #maga #racist against whites #holiday meals #discussing politics #saturday night live #trump hat
Farted in my face #fart in face #flatulence #fart sniffer #tooted #matt damon #snl
Forgot Valentine's Day #forgot valentines day #hate valentines day #forgot gift #anti valentine
Frenching #saturday night live #kate mckinnon #axe body spray #cant watch #omg
Get Back on the Right Track #right direction #back on track #right path #progressing #chris farley #straight and narrow #van down by the river
Get Out #snl
Gold Plated Diapers #gold diapers #snl
Gross! #gap girls #ewww #yuck #get away #get outta here #adam sandler #chris farley #david spade
Hanukkah Harry #happy holidays #hanukkah #hanukkah harry #snl #jon lovitz #*******
Hanz and Franz #pump you up
Happy Birthday #happy birthday to the ground #snl
Happy Hanukkah #happy hanukkah #chanukah #snl #latkes #dreidel
Happy Happy Chanukah #happy chanukah #hanukkah #will farrell #snl
Happy Holidays #happy holidays #merry christmas #happy hanukkah #chanukah #kardashians #snl
Happy Holidays Everybody #happy holidays #merry christmas #happy hanukkah #chanukah #snl #hugh jackman
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and Happy Harmonica #happy holidays #merry christmas #happy hanukkah #chanukah #happy harmonica #kevin hart #snl
Happy Thanksgiving #happy thanksgiving #thanksgiving #turkey #adam sandler #kevin nealon
Happy Thanksgiving #thanksgiving #will ferrell
Hate You So Much #loathe #disgust #hate #hatred #despise #detest #i hate you #dislike #steve carell #deal or no deal
Hey Everybody #harry caray #hey #hi all #hello #hi #will farrell #space the infinite frontier
Hi Mom #mothers day #hi mom #mother #weird
Hidden Valley Ranch Party in My Mouth #party in my mouth #yumm #hidden valley ranch #melissa mccarthy #snl #dressing #salad #ranch #dip
Hosting the holidays #hosting family #holidays family gathering #inlaws #saturday night live
How Is Everybody #how are you #hey #hello #hi #how are ya #greetings #how are things #hows it going #van down by the river #chris farley
I Am a Man #manly #masculine #male #macho #tough #rugged #beefcake #virile #steve carell #snl #deal or no deal
I Could Really Use That Cash #poor #need money #cash #cash could get me out of some jams #i could use that cash #broke #no money #melissa mccarthy #snl
I couldn't be any freaking better #doing well #feeling good #life is good #will ferrell
I don’t know #matt foley #chris farley #snl #david spade #i dont know #jack squat #motivational #speaker
I F*ckin' Love Dunkin' #dunkin #dd #dunkin donuts #coffee #casey affleck
I Love the Mall #shopping #mall #buying #holiday shopping #gifts #stores #presents #kristen wiig
I Miss My Little Kitty Cat #snl #bobby moynihan #kitty #cat #space #sad
I Quit #quit #give up #wave the white flag #throw hands up #done #will ferrell
I will get that information for you
I'm 50 Years Old #fifty #50 years old #sally o malley #kick #stretch #i am 50 #molly shannon #snl
I'm Curious Like a Cat #curious like a cat #curious #curiousity #harry caray #will farrell #space the infinite frontier
I'm on the Clock and Ready to Rock #ready #work #clock in #prepared #set #job #occupation #excited #enthusiastic #eager #ready to go #on the clock #ready to rock #kristen wiig #good to go
I'm Out of Arrows #snl #avengers #hawkeye #out of arrows #guess ill go now #be safe
If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs #would you eat it #moon were made of spare ribs #harry caray #will farrell #space the infinite frontier
It Wasn't My Worst Wednesday Night #saturday night live #kate mckinnon #shrug
It's been really hard #kardashians #snl #nasim pedrad #fake #tough #sad #crying
It's Not About You #selfish #egotistical #self centered #its not about you #douchebag #narcissistic #conceited #megalomaniac #tv funhouse #santa #christmas
Jack Squat #saturday night live #matt foley #chris farley #david spade #christina applegate #van down by the river #motivational #nbc #sketch
Jane, you ignorant slut #weekend update #point counterpoint #dan aykroyd #jane curtin #ignorant
Jason Momoa using a computer #jason momoa #snl #typing #hacking #computer #yes no #aqua man
Just say Yes #say yes #its not rocket science #yes and well move on #agree #harry caray #will farrell #space the infinite frontier
La dee freakin da #matt foley #chris farley #freakin #who cares #snl #spade
La Dee Frickin Da #la dee frickin da #who cares #so what #not impressed #like i care #good for you #like i give a shit #dismissive #chris farley #van down by the river
Laughing #laughing #lol #haha #funny #hilarious #chris farley #boston celtics
Lay off man #chris farley #snl #lay off man
Let Go of the Pickle #mom joke #thats what your mother said #connery #celebrity jeopardy
Let's do that hockey #hockey #nhl #ice hockey
Let's Get a Fortnite #fortnite #victory royale #win #victory #lets do it #get a fortnite #snl #adam driver #game on
Like Like Like #snl #facebook #like #thumbs up #love
Little Chocolate Donuts #john belushi #wheaties #breakfast of champions #doughnuts #little chocolate donuts
Love Being Single #single #single and loving it #independent #molly shannon #lisa kudrow #single ladies
Making Me Sing #kristin wiig #snl
Mark Walberg talks to animals #mark walberg #andy sandberg #snl #saturday night live #zoo animals
Mayor of Dunkin' #mayor of dunkin #dunkin #dd
Moo #celebrity jeopardy #mom joke #sound a doggy makes #moo #connery
More Cowbell #more cowbell
My Coot Coot Was Out #saturday night live #kate mckinnon #aliens #no pants
My mom says I make bad choices #bad choices #mom #will ferrell
No politics at Thanksgiving #thanksgiving #family #politics
Not a touchdown #tom brady #inaccurate #incomplete pass
Oh ya, I'm frickin wet #frickin wet #turned on #aroused #horny #aidy bryant #snl
Peyton Manning United Way #kids #football #united way #nfl
Phase 2 #saturday night live #kate mckinnon #aliens #knockers
Pumped up #thrusting #hyped #pumped #celebrating #mikey day #excited #happy
Punk Band Reunion #wedding band #fistfight #rowdy #rock music #crash
Royal Wedding Reception #the queen of england #the crown #megan markles great uncle #philadelphia #snl
Save It #save it #mind your own business #keep it to yourself #jimmy fallon #seth myers
Say something about the motherfucking prequels bitch #natalies rap 2 #natalie portman #star wars #starwars #jar jar binks #hold up #threat #they were good
Schmitts Gay #adam sandler #chris farley #beer
Shut Your Big Yapper #shut up #shut your mouth #shut it #be quiet #stop talking #hush #shh #keep quiet #chris farley #van down by the river
Sick kid spreading germs #kids wrestling uncle #sick kids #germophobe #cold and flu season #matt damon #saturday night live
Single and Loving It #solo #single #self love #bachelor #bachelorette #solitary #single and loving it #lisa kudrow #snl
Skeleton Dance #bolt jump scares
Sloppy Joe #lunch lady land #chris farley #adam sandler #dinner #supper #lunch #school lunch #sloppy joe
Sorry Mother #mothers day #how could you #sorry mom #threw away
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Star Wars, Nothing But Star Wars #star wars #snl #bill murray #lounge singer
Stereotype Busted #cliche #stereotype #bias #prejudice #tolerance #impartial #kristen wiig #approval
Stuart Smalley Pep Talk #stuart smalley #pep talk #best self #motivate #inspire #you can do it #i believe in you #be positive
Suck It, Trebek #celebrity jeopardy #connery #will ferrell #suck it
Surprise #shock #surprise #startle #bombshell #unexpected #party #jaw dropper #alarm #kristen wiig
Terrible #terrible #awful #disapprove #bill hader
Test me #rihanna #snl #testme
That little shit ain't mine #cant be my kid #children #deny #natalies rap 2 #natalie portman #kid #brat
That's what your mother said last night #your mom #your mother #comeback #celebrity jeopardy #sean connery
The Menorah Lighting #happy hanukkah #chanukah #menorah #snl
The Rapists #therapists #the rapists #connery #celebrity jeopardy
The Turkey Dance #thanksgiving #friendsgiving #turkey dance
They say I'm sex positive #hell yeah #going down #natalies rap 2 #natalie portman #bobby brown #prerogative #sex #oral
Three best friends #three best friends #three friends #friendship #making friends #andy samberg #katy perry #matt damon #be our friend
Time to Dance #party #fun #groove #dancing #happy #celebrate #sprockets #mike myers
Tiny Tim can walk #snl #tiny tim #twerking #christmas #walk #make it rain
Top O' The Morning #ecard #good morning #st patricks day #st paddys day #top of the morning #jimmy fallon #seth myers
Unreal #unreal #disgust #shame on you #gross #eww #bill hader #whats that name
Untrue, I'm a mother now ..
Valentine's Day Gifts #bee mine #cvs #heartfelt gifts #vday #crappy gifts
Victory Royale #fortnite #victory royale #win #victory #triumph #pete davidson
We just want to pump you up! #pump you up #we just want to pump you up #pump up #saturday night live #hans and franz #hans franz
Well isn't that special? #church chat #dana carvey #isnt that special #neat #odd #strange #church lady
What the F*ck #wtf #what the heck #what the fuck #what on earth #why the fuck #mad #pissed #angry #tv funhouse #christmas #santa
What? #what #eww #gross #confused #disgusted #kristen wiig #target
Where Do You Get Off? #comeback #how dare you #criticizing #who do you think you are #angry #rude #indignation #mad #kristen wiig
Wheres My Cocaine #cocaine #need it #no dont #bad life #sad life #not the answer
Who are the boomers? #baby boomers #old people #millennial millions #social security
Wifi Password #encryption #wifi password #passcode
Wowie wow wow #walken #christopher walken #wowie #wow wow
You Are #snl #boston #teens #jimmy #fallon #rachel #dratch #you #are
You Have Hurt Me #bad gift #hurt feelings #butthurt #offended
You're conceited #mike myers #saturday night live #pretty
Your Mother's a Whore #celebrity jeopardy #connery #sick duck #mom joke #your moms a whore #your mothers a whore
"S" Words #swords #celebrity jeopardy #s words #connery