Coming to America Soundboard Edit

A man goes into a restaurant

A Queen who'll do whatever

A woman suitable for a king.

Actually, I rather enjoy the bathing,

Ah ha #eddie murphy #ahha #idea #thought #suggestion #aha

Akeem, I wish you'd stop worrying about being poor.

Amen! Praise the Lord.

And don't use the elevator. It's a death trap.

And that's where the big bucks start rolling in.

And today, with your blessing, I offer my daughter to your son.

Anybody move, I'll blow your fucking head off.

Before we go any further, I'd like to thank Mr Cleo McDowell,

Come on! You're wasting my time. Come on!

Do you love him? Do you feel joy? Say "joy"!

Do you mind if I open it?

Do you realise I have not had sex since we got to America?

Excuse me for a moment #eddie murphy #coming to america #hang on #brb #excuse me #one moment

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

For God's sake, do not take my pocket money.

Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros' pizzle.

Fresh #soulglo #commercial

Fuck You and Fuck You and Fuck You, Who's Next? #fuck you #whos next

Get the money out! Stay cool, nobody gets hurt.

Good and terrible #that boy #coming to america #not good #terrible

Good Morning My Neighbors #good morning #monday #fuck you #fuck you too #early #wake up #morning #coming to america #eddie murphy

Good morning, your Majesty. It's another beautiful day in Zamunda.

Halt!

Happy Birthday Your Highness #coming to america #happy birthday #happy bday #bday #birthday

He Ain't Lyin! #3 putzez #he aint lyin #telling the truth

He's not giving you earrings like that unless you've given him booty.

Hi, Akeem. Semmi told me everything

I am Colonel Issy.

I appreciate your hospitality, but I have to get going

I can be loose. See?

I can't let you do that.

I do not care. I'm not going to work today.

I don't care how much a man admires you.

I have recently been placed in charge of garbage #trash man #maintenance crew #in charge of garbage #cleaning staff #eddie murphy

I knew there was something special about that boy.

I renounce my throne. I am no longer the Prince of Zamunda.

I stopped liking him when he changed his name to Muhammad Ali.

I want to work in videos, but I want to be my own star in the video,

I will not. The man is beneath me, and so is his daughter.

I worship the devil

I would've helped you out, except ...

I'll take care of you. Get you anything you want.

I'm not interested in Darryl, either.

Just make it nice and neat

Listen. Real Americans.

Martin Luther The King #coming to america #martin luther #martin luther the king

Mortimer We’re Back #randolph #mortimer #were back

Nah!

No, we play football. I believe you call it soccer.

Randolph! #randolph #mortimer #coming to america #were back

Semmi, I just had the most wonderful ..

Sexual Chocolate!

She doesn't like you anymore. Get that through your greasy head!

She's your Queen #comingtoamerica #eddie murphy #arsenio hall #she is your queen

Should it matter that I am a prince?

Soul Glo.

Stop!

Tell them what to do.

Tell your father goodbye for me.

That boy's good! #talented #athletic #gifted #skilled #mvp #impressive #good job #nicely done #remarkable #magnificent

That's a real cute sport. Especially the way you bounce the ball off your heads.

That's the way it's always been with men of power. It's tradition.

The people are very friendly, and you ... You, they would treat like a queen.

The Royal Penis is clean, your Highness #royal penis #bathing #sponge bath #servants

The waiter says, "Is there something wrong with the soup?" "Taste the soup."

Then let them see. Lisa ...

They may not admit it ...

This is beautiful

This trip is an excellent idea. 40 days of fornication

Ultra Perm #ultra perm #barber #coming to america

Wake up scene #wake up scene #coming to america #good morning your highness #good morning

What is that, velvet? #eddie murphy #texture #clothes #soft #coming to america #velvet

Whatever you like #shes your queen to be #whatever you want #anything you want

Who the fuck is this asshole? #coming to america #eddie murphy #samuel l jackson #who are you #who is that #who dat

Yeah, right. Soccer.

Yes! In the face! #coming to america #eddie murphy #face #basketball

Yes! Yes!

Yes. Right now.

You can stay a little while longer

You dumb fuck!

You get in good with American woman's father, you in good with her.

You're royalty, for God's sake.

You're very easy to talk to. I feel like I could tell you anything.

Your first job every morning will be to sweep this walkway

Your Queen to be

Akeem's from Africa. What are you doing in New York?

Anything I say, you'll do? Yes, your Highness.

Are they from McDonald's? I don't think so.

Come, you're going to be late for work. So what if I am?

Don't you think that's too much? Nah.

He did whop Joe Louis' ass. Joe Louis was 75 years old!

Hi, guys. Hello.

I understand you're seeing my son. I was seeing him.

I'm badly in need of a manicure. Listen to you ...

Let us go. Now?

Lisa! Look who's here, honey. Hi!

Make a joyful noise unto the Lord. Joy!

Nonsense! Jaffe, apologise to Mr McDowell.

Should I make it 400,000? Do you think that'll be enough?

To find something special it's a long way to travel

Well, l ... I thought it was you!

Where are my parents? They've gone to the McDowell's

Where are you going? To a museum. With Akeem.

Where would you find such a woman? In America.

... and I don't want you.