Kingpin Soundboard Edit

Are you sure this is legal? #illegal activity #corruption #cheating #hustling #fraud

Asiong Salonga

Big Ern's Strike to Win #kingpin #bill murray #bowling tournament #need a strike to win

Bowling pro #bowling #strike #bill murray

Dooby Do

Good sex makes me crap #woody harrelson #good sex

Good sex makes me have to crap #poop after sex #pump and dump #kingpin

Hi Mr

I'm the greatest #kingpin #im the greatest #the best #hell yeah #number one #bill murray #best

It's a beautiful morning #wake up #alarm clock #good morning #sleepy #starting the day

It’s intimidating to be in the presence of such great athletes #bowling alley #bowlers #fat athletes

Puke #throw up #puke #puking #throwing up #gag #woody harrelson #kingpin #roy munson

Rent's Due, Munson #kingpin #munson #tongue exercises #forget about this bowling business and get yourself a real job #owe me another months rent #start doing some tongue exercises

Run home to mommy #kingpin #woody harrelson #roy munson #chicken shit #scared #run

That Gas

Tongue Gesture #tongue movement #crude gesture #sexual gesture #kingpin

Tongue gesture #tongue movement #tongue gesture #crude flirting

Was I Talking Out Loud? #kingpin #bill murray #commentating out loud #nervous #bowling tournament

Why Would a Bowler Need a Manager? #kingpin #manager #let me count the reasons #rubber hand

Yeah! #bill murray #kingpin #pumped #celebration

You Suck #kingpin #woody harrelson #roy munson #you suck #screw you

Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert #lame #old school #outdated #foghat concert