Transparent - Season 2 Edit

A big yellow diamond on it.

A few of my connections.

A formal complaint about it to the condo board

A ******* reference. Sure.

A ******* reference. Sure.

A little bit. You look beautiful.

A little bit. You look beautiful.

A little mini buffet.

A little Punk House On the Prairie?

A lot of meat.

A lot of people here are triggered by penises.

A lot of people know a lot of things

A lot of them are closet cases

A month? Is that hard for you to think about?

A New Wave, like, polygamous cult?

A pool thing

A pool thing.

A really good thing going on with the baby,

A routine that some of us are barely hanging on to

A serious, independent thinker

A sex religion?

A sizable contribution to your church

A whole month with me or a week?

About a bevy of broads in my house, huh?

About a knight, hm? Or about, uh, what, what?

About how awesome it is that you have a spiritual practice,

About how it's been breaking women's pelvises.

About the divisiveness in that whole community.

About the festival policy.

About this dumb policy.

About what I'm supposed to tell my family.

About what it would be like

About what it would be like

About what?

About you being gay now.

About...

Absolutely. Let's take the five dollar photo

Absolutely. Let's take the five dollar photo.

Actual job title on his door, "Disciplinarian

Actually draws your attention away

Actually made a relationship better.

Actually, his title was disciplinarian.

Actually, I was an attorney for NASA on a single patent case.

Actually, I'm... I'm fine.

Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you

Actually, like, I feel like

Actually, on that side, please, so they're across from each other.

After that, you can be a fucking lobster.

After the first meeting,

Ah

Ah, my dear.

Ah, yes, they do.

Ah, yes. Oh, I like this.

Ah.

Ah. Hello, there, young man

Ah. Ohh

Ah. You will do no such thing

Ahem. I like this one

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahora

Ahora.

Ali: And then Syd bailed,

Ali: But it feels like nepotism.

Ali: Hi, guys

Ali: I may not want to stay in L.A. for grad school

Ali: I'm not going out of my way to do anything,

Ali: I'm really sorry.

Ali: It ends with an essay question.

Ali: It's supposed to be just family

Ali: Josh!

Ali: Okay, people. People, listen.

Ali: Uh huh

Ali: Yeah, the bottom got all gray and green and brown.

Ali?

Ali?

Ali. Pleasure

Ali's a big girl.

All apologies are accepted.

All my old artwork

All of high school and into college.

All right

All right

All right

All right

All right

All right, good job. Let's go

All right, good job. Let's go.

All right, I'm going to, uh...

All right, I'm gonna go see the, um...

All right, let's get it on.

All right, well, come on in.

All right, well, I have the moose ears and the crown,

All right, who's got a license?

All right?

All right? A little bit faster.

All right? I have to make a stop.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Bring it in

All right. Bye, Mom. Love you.

All right. Okay.

All right. Sit down.

All right. There will be some important people there.

All the birds of prey start at 50.

All the time in the real world

All the way up. All the way up.

All these years it's just been..

All three of us.

All: Cindy Lou

All: Hanukkah

All: I want a little wine

All: L'chaim!

All: Love wins

All: Mazel tov!

Alone in... in jail

Als, Als, please

Als, Als, please. Don't be churning stuff, okay?

Als. Als, close the door.

Also, I've realized I just..

Always bothering you with that.

Am I crazy? Did we talk about mahogany,

Am I crazy? Did we talk about mahogany,

Am I the spooner or the spoonee?

An artist always signs his work.

An on your knees kind of a gal

And [spits], and you know what?

And a bribe for the visas

And actually, it was Rita's idea

And all of us are trying to make you comfortable.

And all that. It's a bunch of bullshit.

And all this stuff, so I'm gonna..

And aloft.

And also a magician, by the way.

And also, there's no discount. Sorry.

And Berkeley was a great example of that.

And Bianca's here, so that's good

And big hugs from your sister?

And by the end of our sessions together,

And catch a fish

And Colton..

And cowboy coffee and a forest full of tits.

And draw some blood as a precautionary measure.

And every time I go there, I wanna go hide in a corner.

And every time I look at the clock,

And expanding and getting closer and closer to that,

And finding out, you know, my spiritual mojo.

And for you, for all intensive purposes,

And get my bachelors,

And get my bachelors,

And get the lunch made and get the sunscreen on

And get them in the car and get them here on time,

And get to know your body

And give it to him, okay? Keep it safe, please.

And goes fully leafy for two whole years.

And he used to be an astronaut.

And he walks up to me and he asks me,

And he wants his mommy...

And he will be arriving here with Mom.

And her so called land partner Zelda,

And homework, and...

And how amazing you are

And how much I love being with you

And how you like to be touched.

And how, being with you, I've become myself,

And I am putting these monsters to work.

And I call Mama "Mama,"

And I didn't get an invitation.

And I didn't take care of you.

And I don't give a shit about your goddamn penis.

And I don't have my... I don't have my hall pass...

And I don't know the people in the Gender Studies program,

And I had a quick question

And I have just been thinking a lot about it these days.

And I have that. That's my bad...

And I have to say it perfectly.

And I just kind of..

And I just love it so much, man,

And I just really appreciate it.

And I just want to talk about this stuff before it gets

And I just..

And I kind of had this epiphany

And I know that I will just start shutting down

And I know what I want, and I know what I need.

And I know what you're saying.

And I know you

And I made it a point every morning

And I really, really like her,

And I should just be, like,

And I think that I'm too old for her.

And I think that's what we want, right?

And I thought I should... We should just check it out

And I thought you might want to come

And I want to be very clear with you.

And I wanted to come in with you guys but I wouldn't.

And I was thinking about going to see Grandma Rose

And I was wearing maxi pads.

And I will soften out.

And I... and I want to keep doing that

And I... I couldn't find the AC

And I'll get around to it.

And I'll tell you how fantastic and wonderful

And I'm dead.

And I'm fucking high...

And I'm going to feed you little gummy worms as we go.

And I'm gonna do it right for the first time

And I'm gonna do it right for the first time.

And I'm gonna tell you one thing from the bottom of my heart.

And I'm here because we're having a little..

And I'm merely the troll that spins the perimeter

And I'm not doing it well

And I'm not doing this.

And I'm very... I'm out there.

And I've been, like, looking for that love

And if it's okay with you guys,

And if Sal is bothering you this much...

And if you don't, I'm going to walk away.

And if you get cold,

And if you think about women, you're gay

And in that hour I have to say goodbye to someone I love

And intercept what they're feeling.

And it doesn't give you joy,

And it is like "Fuck you, buddy.

And it is very, very dark.

And it sounds like, to me, Sadie,

And it tastes so good.

And it was just talking about how they're performing all the time,

And it would be a lot more fun.

And it's all... it's all for free.

And it's becoming very obvious that,

And Josh has big news. He's having a baby and getting married.

And just try to help you out a little bit, maybe?

And just, like, think about what we're doing

And let me write you another prescription

And like...

And looky here, even one libretto.

And make a plan,

And most of all, to inspire you,

And most of all, to inspire you,

And my video pieces.

And no one beat the fuck out of you?

And now I have to go to Idyllwild all by myself.

And once it's in there and sealed,

And open the front gate, please?

And people going through chemo.

And picking up girls on Santa Monica.

And Rita a lot

And say, "Marry me, baby

And shake our tits in the wind.

And she gave me this drug called Lupron.

And silver spray that hurt my eyes

And so I'm, like, well... well, yeah, I date.

And so, yeah, I fucked up, I made a mistake

And so, yeah, I fucked up, I made a mistake.

And some fat transfer, you know?

And sometimes I... I even get recognized

And sometimes it can take a few weeks,

And starts off "I need help. I need help

And stick a pipeline through it."

And Tammy has so many people

And Tammy has so many people.

And tell the kids about bathie time?

And thank you for letting me stay here.

And that I..

And that is one minute that I have lost.

And the boom cries out for us

And the bunnies' babies and their babies,

And the commute was getting to be too much,

And the harder it is to turn the key,

And the perfect husband

And the prompts? Look at them.

And the showers.

And the spark inside of us is like a boom!

And the winner is Sarah Pfefferman!

And then ask for forgiveness.

And then he asked me, "So, uh, how much do you charge?"

And then I can finally go to graduate school.

And then I can finally go to graduate school.

And then I do and it's like, oh, great

And then I do and it's like, oh, great.

And then it gets to be difficult again,

And then it's Agnyss with a Y.

And then just glance up at this naked finger

And then my Red Bull budget, man, just goes right...

And then she doesn't let me into her program?

And then sign right there.

And then wash it out again

And then you sort of absolve yourself.

And then you, kind of, add this, um, lunatic

And then, like, two months later, the, um...

And then, poof, you were gone

And there is no baby

And there was a woman with a wheelchair on the ride

And there was a woman with a wheelchair on the ride.

And there're folks here, they just don't want trans...

And there's, like, a glass window here.

And these little kids' aluminum Bento boxes,

And they all stay 21.

And they end up just... they end up spewing hate.

And they get here and they feel protective

And they had bells on them

And they only come, by the way, to take our shit away,

And they said they can make space for me if you want.

And they suggest arriving early.

And they're just not...

And this is a little ebony

And this is a little ebony.

And this is how they express it

And this is our fearless leader, Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld

And this is what I said in my book,

And tomorrow you can finally teach me...

And Trotskying all over the place.

And unique and what a gorgeous soul you are

And use your head like a shuttlecock

And watch the rain with a dick on

And we can do that however we want.

And we did it with one thing in mind:

And we did. We held them back.

And we have a chance to do it right.

And we have sinned against you by hardening our hearts.

And we have sinned against you by speaking perversely.

And we have sinned against you publicly and privately

And we have to go.

And we need money for boat tickets

And we tried, like, 12 different cakes?

And we're going to see each other,

And we're just in costume

And we're just in costume.

And what a crappy, fucked up world

And what you don't like

And when I was talking to them

And where you like to be touched.

And without Raquel here,

And wondering about my *******ness.

And yet to the point.

And you actually like it?

And you are all...

And you blocked me

And you can just put it on my credit card

And you definitely didn't tell me you were gonna stay over.

And you have some great boundaries.

And you know that.

And you live in the district?

And you owned the house. You had your name on the house.

And you, um... You do that?

And you're going to feel better.

And you're not married

And you're not married.

And you're..

And you're... you're Facebook friends?

And your father was diddly...

And, eventually, we go,

And, I mean, I liked to compartmentalize,

And, oh, he talked to me about how many

And, Raquel, I'm... I'm really sorry

And, uh, this, I... I did get this for you ahead of time.

And, um, and one for, um..

And, yeah. I mean, it's my first time.

And...

And... And look at him now

And... and, you know, and when she was little,

And... and, you know, and when she was little,

And... and... and scallops the size of footballs.

Anybody else want in?

Anybody else want in?

Anything, just something really big.

Anyway, did you know it's Yom Kippur?

Anyway, I'm sorry.

Applied, and applied. And you took only men.

Are also going to be here.

Are normal

Are we at a business meeting?

Are we going to be friends again?

Are we going to be friends again?

Are we going to be going out in an hour,

Are we going upstairs here?

Are we layering these the right way?

Are you a showery or a bathy?

Are you asking me as your doctor...

Are you comfortable sharing a room? I am.

Are you done making fun of me?

Are you done?

Are you done?

Are you drunk? You're 12 years sober

Are you fully functional?

Are you going to come study with me,

Are you going to have time

Are you listening?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you pretty controlling?

Are you saying I can't handle it?

Are you serious?

Are you sexually active?

Are you starting a religious...

Are you sure that he is one of us?

Are you sure that he is one of us?

Are you sure we shouldn't just wait her for her?

Are you thinking about getting your face in that puss,

Are you trans?

Aren't you, Sarah?

Around cleaning up that horrendous duck pond.

Around its collar you can put, like, a...

As a transgender woman.

As all things do, but..

As long as I live.

As Maura.

As vagina is to Holocaust.

As well as they used to work. Do you know what I mean?

As you understand them

As your friend again.

As, like, a friend right now and not..

Asking me a bunch of questions...

At a place like this..

At a school gala, so you didn't choose it

At hashtag Fussy...

At my age, the Rolodex of the brain

At my old house, I had, like, a cushion,

At the new president of the condo board.

Aw, shit.

Aww, look... You look amazing

Babe, uh, there's some...

Baby, come here

Baby, come here.

Back to the whole, like, winning the thing

Back, back, back, back.

Band's good.

Barb and Quinn. Barb and Quinn

Barb and Quinn. Barb and Quinn.

Barb: So, yeah, just look over all the papers,

Basil there and basil there. That's good.

Be home in an hour. We have to pack,

Bean!

Because Ali and Maura had no idea

Because all my friends do it for their grandkids.

Because apparently, like, it's actually...

Because Bianca's always at a party

Because he talks to me about my body.

Because I can come any time.

Because I could do it myself

Because I could do it myself.

Because I don't give two fucks about patriarchy.

Because I don't have a record of you getting a booster shot

Because I don't have any people

Because I don't have any people.

Because I know I should have told you earlier,

Because I think you can do better than 38.

Because I was banned from seeing her

Because I was excited

Because I was excited.

Because I'll come over,

Because I've been hearing nonstop

Because it looks like a rash

Because it's a nighttime only thing.

Because it's so important.

Because Medicare might not cover Lupron.

Because of the, you know, the nature of the calls.

Because the S&M camp got so big this year.

Because these are conservative people

Because they just want to be kept

Because this is my day

Because this is my day.

Because this is so gross.

Because this isn't a burden.

Because we know you like it.

Because we're gonna need his room for

Because you are so beautiful

Because you are so beautiful.

Because you don't deserve to be a pariah here.

Because you just ran down a litany

Because you only had one dumb barrette

Because you... My night is completely ruined.

Because you're a party girl, aren't you, baby?

Because you're Josh's hot sister

Because your daughter made me cry.

Because your man's getting out.

Because, you know, suddenly the conversation

Because, you know, they're just, like,

Been craving some chicken and Davina

Before they got to Berlin.

Before we melt, we gotta go, we gotta go

Before we melt, we gotta go, we gotta go.

Bejeweled Blitz

Bejeweled Blitz.

Berlin, and then left in the 30s.

Betray me and then tell me it's a gift

Betray me and then tell me it's a gift.

Big change.

Big old parasol.

Bingo, here we go with the hysterectomy.

Blessing to meet you.

Both: ♪ And He shall lift you up ♪

Both: If we did not grow up in a patriarchy.

Boundaries, right?

Breathe, Mom

Breathe, Mom. What's the order?

Briana has always been horrible to me

Briana was horrible to me

Bring it in, dog. Bring it in.

Bring it inside. Open up this big panel...

Bunks or side by side?

But Ali, she's a lesbian now.

But also my body hair might thin,

But as it was hundreds, thousands,

But Colton's room's up here

But enough about me. [Sighs]

But for now, follow me to the library.

But Grandma Rose is sick and she's in a wheelchair

But Grandma Rose is sick and she's in a wheelchair.

But he is living with me

But he's still a little depressed.

But here you are.

But here you are.

But hey, I mean, I can't... can't take care of everyone

But I believe that transwomen have every right to be here.

But I do own a rock from the moon.

But I don't anymore,

But I don't want to feel like you are, like,

But I don't want to feel like you are, like,

But I don't want your apology.

But I guess you can call him Pastor Gene

But I just also... I'm confused.

But I just want to say something

But I just wanted to save us some of the money

But I just wanted to save us some of the money

But I kind of lost the plot completely,

But I suggest, uh,

But I think they were, like, Polish peasants

But I think you should be wearing this

But I want you to know that I told Ali that

But I want you to know that I told Ali that

But I... I mean, you..

But I... I'm becoming a bathy.

But I'm assuming that he's...

But I'm keeping a little bit in my head

But I'm not a fucking welcoming committee.

But I'm not a fucking welcoming committee.

But I'm not. I mean, I used to be

But it is, uh, a family heirloom,

But it's against the faculty code of conduct

But it's all very murky. They don't tell me anything

But it's like everything's slipping through.

But slower

But someways, it really... I mean, my mother really...

But thank you. I just..

But that guy is going to get mauled by a bear.

But that's... that's me.

But the blues and the grays and the feelings of lostness

But they like a good zipper.

But they're kind of pretty

But to me it's not an homage, it's highway robbery

But tonight it feels so damn good

But we... we do it again.

But what if I say something

But where are they from? Poland? Lithuania?

But you can call her Blossie,

But you can speak to Sal about it when he gets out

But you cannot leave until you hear them.

But you know, the thing

But you're not gonna compete

But you're not gonna compete.

But, I don't know, you're cool.

But, like, what if I am a slut?

But, uh, I know, you know, I'd like to help.

But, uh, I saw a cool little lamp at the MOCA store

But, um, you're cool with me calling you Dad?

But, you know, they, like we talked about,

But, you know, they..

But, you know, we can get the legal guardians to sign this

But..

But..

But...

But...

Buzz Racklis. Yes, this is Ali...

Buzz: Beautiful, beautiful.

Buzz: So where's the rabbi?

Buzzy says

By Ali Pfefferman.

By evil thoughts.

By fans at a party

By far is that I keep writing 5775 on my checks.

By the way, did I tell you who's coming?

By what? I can't think of one thing you could do to embarrass me.

By wronging others.

Bye, Mommy.

Bye, Raquel

Bye.

Called for an emergency town hall meeting

Can everybody lie down?

Can I get one of these?

Can I get you to wear these husky plus waist sized jeans?

Can I have my check, please? Can I have the check?

Can I have this?

Can I help you with this? Is this not opening?

Can I just, like, say something to you

Can I say something?

Can someone open the fucking front gate?

Can understand the need for a safe haven

Can we just cheers? I need to drink so bad.

Can we stop?

Can we talk?

Can we...

Can you do that?

Can you do that?

Can you hand me a noodle?

Can you help me?

Can you look away?

Can you... can you not... Can you look away?

Can't be good for a baby.

Canter's coleslaw, the best.

Captain Jim Cashman for the traditional father daughter dance

Captain Jim Cashman for the traditional father daughter dance.

Carl: Yeah, I thought you could take him with you.

CCs should be in my titty area.

Change your name when you get to America, please.

Check

Cheers.

Children, tickets, 25 dollars each.

Chosa, I was hoping tomorrow morning

Cindy Lou.

Circumcise the diamonds for you.

Close the fucking door.

Close your eyes

Cold, hot

Colton

Colton: Hey, they're here!

Colton's *******

Come by and pick it up

Come here

Come here

Come here

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here. Give Mama a kiss

Come in, come in.

Come in.

Come on

Come on

Come on in the front seat

Come on in.

Come on up.

Come on, come on, give it up!

Come on, guys

Come on, guys.

Come on, I'll make you a cup of coffee

Come on, if you've got kids,

Come on, if you've got kids,

Come on, it's so warm.

Come on, motherfucker. Come on!

Come on, rookie.

Come on, she brought up uteruses!

Come on, you're in the picture, baby

Come on, you're in the picture, baby.

Come on! Congratulations!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, come on, come on

Come on. Come on. Come on

Come on. It's a great idea.

Come out, come out.

Come sit with me.

Come with me. I need your help

Come with me. I need your help.

Coming out of her bedroom all fucked into oblivion

Coming to install the bigger TV.

Commitment. Entire universes.

Congratulations, it's a boy.

Congratulations. Ali told me. That's great.

Cool rabbi

Cool.

Cool. I'm just gonna grab my yoga mat.

Could I get locker number 11?

Could someone please help me

Could use a little work.

Could we have a menu for the tapas?

Could you be a little gentle, please? Just...

Could you do something for somebody else?

Could you do something for somebody else?

Cover your tits

Crazy days

Cross dressers, transvestites

Crying Ass Shaman Bear. If you guys are good.

Cute nose.

Daddy's not coming, Daddy's not coming.

Darling! Darling! Good Yontif!

Date **** y freshman year.

Davina: I missed you.

Deciding that I'm not good enough

Deep breaths.

Definitely something

Design it, order it, all that shit. Right?

Did he move in?

Did I just see you walking that woman around on a leash?

Did I read you in undergrad?

Did I... I...

Did we not?

Did you always date trans women?

Did you change your hair color?

Did you change your hair color?

Did you hear about Sheila's sister?

Did you know I helped Shea out back in the day?

Did you know that he promised to find us a home?

Did you know there is such a thing as inherited trauma

Did you know where Tammy kept our family keepsakes?

Did you let yourself in?

Did you meet my cats?

Did you not come over here for a little bit of lovemaking?

Did you say "intensive purposes"?

Did you want my chin up, or you want my chin down?

Did you want my chin up, or you want my chin down?

Did you?

Did you?

Did you?

Did you..

Did you... did you invite Aunt Bri here?

Different girls.

Diploma's in the mail.

Ditched me.

Do a bunch of hard drugs. Not really

Do I make you happy?

Do I need to think about that?

Do it

Do me a favor

Do not say a word to us.

Do they still have that tampon making workshop?

Do you have a minute?

Do you have a program?

Do you have a pussy? I mean, do you have..

Do you have a visa for Gittel?

Do you have any idea

Do you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth?

Do you know about this area?

Do you know? What are you gonna do, dude?

Do you live here?

Do you plan on undergoing gender reassignment surgery?

Do you see them? They're doing exactly what she did

Do you see why I wanted to get here early now?

Do you think a bear can work this zipper?

Do you think I'm, like, easy for staying in?

Do you think it matters

Do you think she remembers you?

Do you understand me?

Do you want help unpacking?