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Beerfest (2006) Soundboard

Beerfest (2006) Soundboard

Beerfest is a hilarious and rowdy comedy film released in 2006. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar, this movie is a must-watch for any fan of raunchy and absurd humor. It centers around the ultimate beer-drinking competition known as Beerfest, where teams from around the world gather to prove their drinking prowess.

The film boasts an impressive ensemble cast that brings the humor to life. The main characters are played by Jay Chandrasekhar himself as Thorny, Kevin Heffernan as Landfill, and Steve Lemme as Fink. Alongside them are Erik Stolhanske as Todd, and Paul Soter as Jan Wolfhouse, who embark on a wild adventure to represent the United States in the Beerfest competition.

The story begins when they discover an invitation to Beerfest in a private beer stash belonging to their recently deceased grandfather. Determined to honor his memory, the group decides to train with the help of their German cousin, played by Cloris Leachman, and compete against the reigning champions, a ruthless German team led by Jurgen Prochnow’s character, Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen.

Throughout the film, the audience is treated to outrageous antics, slapstick moments, and unforgettable one-liners. The originality and absurdity of the jokes keep viewers laughing from start to finish. Whether it's bar brawls, bizarre beer-drinking challenges, or ridiculous contests, there is never a dull moment.

The movie's soundtrack undoubtedly adds to its entertainment value. With a mix of upbeat party songs and energetic rock tunes, it perfectly complements the film's wild atmosphere. From tracks like "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by George Thorogood & The Destroyers to "Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo" by Rick Derringer, the soundtrack is a fitting accompaniment to the characters' wild journey.

If you're a fan of this raucous comedy and want to relive the film's memorable moments or enjoy its catchy tunes, you can easily find and download the sounds from Beerfest. Whether it's the hilarious dialogue or the catchy songs that get you in the party mood, having them at your fingertips allows you to revisit the film's charm whenever you want.

So grab some friends, crack open a cold one, and get ready for an uproarious and side-splitting adventure. Beerfest is a film that is sure to entertain and delight audiences, all while celebrating the love for beer and the camaraderie that comes with it. Cheers!

A hundred and twenty five?
All right, cut it.
All right, here we go.
All right, let's have the keys.
All right, okay, I was. I actually hadn't eaten much that day.
Allow me to introduce our grandfather:
And America. On three. One, two, three:
And don't worry, someone will be watching over you.
And finally, to me.
Anything?
Are we lost?
Are you out?
Barry, are you sure?
Best at Quarters, at Pong, best at everything.
But he could also love a ton
But that was Landfill.
Can I have your autograph?
Come here.
Come on.
Come! Come in here.
Come. Come now.
Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
Despite your thievery, we are prepared to buy it from you, right now..
Did you know he had kids?
Do it now! Kill me. What are you waiting for?
Drink.
Even if your silly fairy tale was true, we have a little saying in München.
Fantastic seminars.
Fellas. Fellas.
Five to touch it while I touch my toes.
Folks, I'm sorry. Finish your meals.
Forget about it. You're done. You don't have any more, Badrinath.
Gam Gam a whore?
Gam Gam said you'd meet us here
Gentlemen. Ready?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here. So is ours! Wolfhouse.
Golden, delicious beer.
Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry.
He perfected the von Wolfhausen beer recipe.
He was a fat asshole.
He'd down a beer ball with every meal.
He's no good. He had that Al Roker surgery.
He's supposed to meet us here.
Hello? Yes.
Hello. Pim Scutney. This here's me mate, Rog Gobshire.
Herr Referee...
Hey, Finky...
Hey, guys, this is that moment
Hey, what's the matter, Jan?
Hey, Wolfie. Give me a Schnitz.
Hey. Okay, now
Hold on there, Hansel.
Hold on. Let me check.
Hold. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold the phones.
How about this? How about that? How about:
I am Jan Wolfhouse and this is my brother, Todd Wolfhouse.
I am Mr. Schniedelwichsen.
I came up with Operation Recipe Retrieve, and that's the name!
I can't play Pong.
I didn't put that recipe on my computer
I doubt that, playboy.
I feel like I know all you guys
I got $4.
I had the greatest job in the world, brewing cold, fresh joy for thousands.
I hate you, Badrinath!
I missed that first part when he said something.
I used to work on a German cruise ship.
I'll play with him.
I'm burying you.
I'm drunk. You're drunk. Everybody's drunk!
I'm sick of it.
I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
Iron Eagle, are you there?
It happened a couple years after college.
It's never been the same.
Jan, hold on. That's not such a good idea.
Jan, who are we meeting out here?
Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator.
Lan
Landfill? You're alive?
Lap it up, you hungry son of a bitch.
Let them drink!
Let us do it again, huh?
Let us humiliate them.
Lick them clean, Daddy.
Like the love.
Locate the seminal vesicle here, the ejaculatory ducts here.
Me, l
Me? No. No, I don't think so.
Mission accomplished.
Most of all, my mother.
Night, ladies.
No, I think it's that way.
No, I'm not Landfill.
No, no. Wasn't me, no.
No, you don't understand.
No! No!
Not a true offspring?
Now, this is the party I was hoping to find.
Oh, Daddy.
Oh, my God!
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, yeah?
One question.
One, we're not babies, and two
Only me. It's just me.
Or what about Brauheist 2006?
People, listen up. Use your thumbs.
Please, Opy, we can do this.
Quit squirming!
Schwarzemaiden to Iron Eagle. Come in, Iron Eagle.
Shaking your butt.
She took the kids and left.
Shut up, Landfill.
So how'd you find him?
So you are the progeny of Johan.
So, what you wanna do is create a spiral effect...
Son of a bitch!
Spin it
Take a good look...
Team England.
Thank you.
That is the rule.
That's good, that's good
That's lots of nice looking manhood.
That's no shoe!
That's right. Good.
The name's Landfill.
The thing about it is, you know, we were shit faced when he took us there.
Then melt it in the springtime and drink it.
There's a secret way to drink it. I don't know what it is.
They are also taught to relax the muscles of the throat.
They want a war?
They're not that drunk! They're not that drunk!
They're not that drunk. Cheeky bastards.
Thirty meters.
This is not a democracy.
This would be a chance to get back to the glory days.
Three dollars to watch me touch it.
Time to scheiße on our
Toad Load Weekly?
Todd, Jan, my smart and talented grandsons...
Trust me, this will work.
Trust me, we can do this.
U.S.A.
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
U.S.A., zero.
Unbelievable!
Und jetzt...
Us against you. Ten boots. Five against five.
Wasn't the handle.
Watch and learn, baby diapers.
We almost made it. Couple breaks in the chain, right?
We already kicked their asses in WWll.
We always waste so much time arguing about names.
We can get someone else.
We gotta go back and get it
We really gotta find this Schniedelwichsen and spread Grandpa's ashes.
We should put him on our team, then.
We win, we get your brewery.
We'll get the biggest drinkers, the best beer gamers, the fastest chuggers.
We're cousins? Oh, this just gets better and better!
We're gonna take you all the way
We're here to play some drinking games.
What happened to him?
What have you done?
What's the name of the game?
When we were at Oktoberfest, we noticed that the Germans were excellent drinkers.
While I have you here, you forgot my Sunday supplement last week.
Whore.
Why does the last guy chug out of a shoe?
Why not? For shits and giggle.
Yeah, maybe a little bit. I think we just won the
Yeah, the Germans!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
You are the offspring of the bastard son of some whore!
You care for a dance?
You get a few drinks in you und you become the Dirty Harry.
You heard the guy.
You know you have to hit the ball.
You see, the Baron Ludwig and I were in love.
You should get a pinball machine that works.
You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are
You're not even close, girlie.
You're worried now. You're worried now, aren't you?
You've got kids?
Your fifth teammate must compete now.
Your older half brother and rightful heir to the von Wolfhausen brewery.
A little sticky on the: Yeah.
Can you move over, please? I like to sit in the middle.
Cherry? Our finest secret agent.
Come on. Let's go kick their ass. I don't fucking play Pong!
Good job, asshole. Oh, no.
He even smells like Landfill. God, someone open a window, fast
Holy crap, Willie Nelson. What are you doing here?
How many beers in this thing? About 125 beers, yeah.
Jan, who are we meeting out here? Barry Badrinath.
Maybe a beer. Get him a beer.
Now you're crossing the line. No, you are crossing the line! He stole it!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, that's good. The champions. What? Well, I'll tell you what
Oh, yeah, that is true. That is a true thing. How do they get good?
Oh, yeah. Way to go Dr. Finklestein. Do I know you?
She said "fuck." Gam, who's drinking piss, honey?
So much to digest in there. Yeah.
That was great. That was last year's password!
They're really shiny. Come on. I don't wanna.
We want you. Twenty five bucks.
What? I said, "Out of the martini?"
What? No, you're crazy Jan. Let it go.
What? No. Who's Barry Badrinath?
You all right? That's a good shot.
You wanna get out of here? You looking for a little slap and tickle?
...and for Johan...
...and then melt it in the springtime and drink it.
...but he never listened to me.
...disqualification.
...drinking beer with you guys is just plain old fashioned fun.
...during the festival on the Theresienwiese.
...it appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve
...welcome to Beerfest.

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