A woman doesn't care if you wear a Rolex watch...
A woman wants a guy who'll ask her about her day and really listen to her.
And when someone sneezes, l slap myself three times.
Antoine?
Are yous sure?
Baby walk to Mommy.
Bad pussy! Bad pussy!
Before that, you could only get chicken or waffles.
Chernobyl
Come, let me show you my float crib.
Coming up next, more weather.
Did the little fishies not want to play with you?
Do you know, they have gay pride days
Excuse me. This is a private club. Man whores only.
Excusse us for a moment, Deuscey.
Get out of jail and become a huge rapper.
Give this to my mama.
Go, go, go!
Goddamn, white boy.
Hang it to the left.
Harder! Bite me harder!
He can tie shoelaces with his tongue.
He was charging the same price for straight sex...
He's beautiful
Hey, Daddy. l was looking in your underwear drawer and l found...
Hey, everybody. l'm home.
Holy shit.
Homo!
I'll be right down.
L can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before
L could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle...
L don't have a credit card!
L don't know why you've done this, but l'm gonna give you everything l've got
L gotcha! l got..!
L knew sooner or later someone would figure it out.
L put out this cigarette. God bless America.
L take my three inches elsewhere.
L thought l'd go with a tux and satin chaps with my ass plug cuff link.
L wanna introduce you to my friend, Deuce Bigalow.
L'm a scenic artist.
Like hell l can't.
Ln the alley, l heard someone whistling.
Ls he talking aboust us?
Ls that what l think it is?
Ls there?
Lt's gonna be cold tomorrow.
Man, why you gotta bring up Delisha like that?
Man! l only heard about this place.
Maybe it's because l'm cold.
My friend Tiberius Jefferson is not the Man whore Killer.
No! Like baby!
No. lt's because l like you.
No. No
Now let me give you all the lowdown on T.J
Now, if we all work together..
Now, take off your clothes.
Now, that joint looks loose. lf yous want, l'll roll the next one.
Now, there are a couple hundred gigolos in this room
Oh, hey
Oh, no. No, it's..
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Oh, the siren.
Oh, you asking if l got ass punked. ls that what's happening right now?
Oh. You scared me.
Okay.
Our meteorologist Trus is sick today. Filling in is Henk van de Berg.
Pardon me. l had to clear
Pleasure her with...?
She's at your house.
So how about this next one? Svetlana Revenko.
So if you gotta give a little mouth to south...
So is your uncle home?
Something seems to be going wrong. l'm not sure what's happening.
T.J.
Take them off!
Thank you very much. Can I just say, ladies, gentlemen, man whores...
Thanks, Deuce. I had fun last night.
That is four years of research.
That's Assapopuluss from Greece.
The girl with the giant ears heard Heinz talking...
The Golden Boner belongs to you.
The Man whore Awards are coming up.
The man whore horse.
The Man whore of the Year.
The only thing a woman love more than a man ho...
The prototype's almost working.
This is the list from the man whore union.
This shirt's gonna be a great icebreaker.
Uncle! You forgot your lunch.
Wait a minute.
We did it.
Well, that depends. lf she wants it regular sneaky or extra sneaky
Well, well, well. lf it isn't Deuce Not So Big Below.
Well, you've been cleared of murder...
What are you doing? She's right back there.
What are you gonna do?
What do you say?
What happens when you sneeze?
What is it?
What?
What? l just asked you to put your cigarette out.
What's over there?
What's your going rate, Douche?
Which means any one of you could be next
Who let them print this?
Would you like some bread?
Yes.
You like that?
You mean like a date?
You.
You're a nice man
You're all gonna die!
You're lucky l was born with a spare.
You're shaking
You're with the killer!
Yours is just permanent.
Are you sure? Yeah.
But you are here. Yeah, but figuring it out is racist.
Can l borrow it? Give me that.
Give me the detonator. No
I ain't gay! The suspected killer...
Knock yourself out. Thank you.
l'm sorry. l was a phone sex operator.
Mahmoud! What's your excuse?
Oh, that's crazy. l can't. Look.
She could easily be the killer. The lipstick the killer uses...
That's 500 grand each. Check it out
What's a Filthy Lopez? Forty bucks. Same as downtown.
You don't have to do this. They ruined my life
You gotta keep your bitches in line. Yeah.
You gotta move on with your life. T.J.!
You know what really turns me on? What?
...aboust some photo in the man whore society. We gotta get in there.
...becausse l heard his schlong was so big and juicy.
...but l found the lipstick. The same lipstick the killer used
...is a she john
...is a very rare one
...sitting at his computer...
...which he used to bitch slap Eskimos
''Who is gonna walk away with the Golden Boner?''
