Duck Dynasty (2012) - Season 1 Edit

A few sets of camouflage pants...

A human being can have while on the Earth.

A party's not a party without jambalaya.

A possum will scare you.

A redneck stunt if I ever seen one.

A skunk smell is more like a bad case of B.O.

A true duck hunter, he needs to hear a live duck every once in a while

A whole bunch

A whole lot of things they can't learn in school.

A whole lot of things they can't learn in school.

About that raggedy R.V. parked in my yard.

After taking on an angry swarm of bees twice...

Ah!

Ah! Get 'em off! [ Groans ]

Ain't nothing sweeter.

All hands on deck

All of 'em Willie's boys, Jason boys...

All of a sudden you got sophisticated, and you think you're better than us

All of a sudden you're gonna come up with five years it was your idea?

All of my stories, they're 95% truthful.

All rig ht)'

All right, big boy. Go to the A.T.M. machine. Make it hundreds.

All right, boys. Let's get to work.

All right, boys. No sudden movements.

All right, children, we have our next visitor for career day.

All right, ease on down.

All right, easy.

All right, I'll start this off with, “Students” Remember when you did that before?

All right, Kay is gonna start it off

All right, set her up.

All right. See y'all later.

All right. So, where are the decoys?

All right. What happened? What happened, Red?

All these scissor lifts have an emergency switch on 'em.

All we have is a picture of the DVD cover and nothing to go inside the case.

All women love money. Works every time.

All you want to do is just eat more of 'em.

An R.V. in the trees? I thought it was brilliant.

And a long standin', good relationship with your woman in the future

And ain't nothing finer than rich frog legs taken off of a fine golf course.

And all Jase wants to do is catch one more frog.

And apologize for mistakes made.

And believe me, when she's angry, it's all over her face.

And don't go running off with your irresponsible brothers

And Duck Commander always pitches in.

And especially the squirrel brains...

And for that we are grateful.

And guess what was hangin' out? White underwear.

And half the people didn't know my name.

And he shoots this wolverine in the head.

And he's not even part of the family.

And here comes a security guard.

And I can't fire you because you're kin to me!

And I get back here and I look at this [ Bleep ].

And I have my two assistants that I hope will

And I'm gon' watch the show.

And I'm grabbing up in there and one, two, three...

And I've got a legitimate excuse!

And in the end, peace of mind will come your way.

And it'll just topple over right there.

And Jase is loading the boat down with opelousas cat and big fine blues.

And manages the assembly team.

And me and you leave with the honey.

And old big Johnny Godwin.

And on a spur of the moment, I said...

And our way of life forever

And right now, Godwin's the only one working...

And said, “This would be a gizzard.”

And she doesn't have to be a pretty girl.

And she love to eat bullfrogs...

And she's all mad and act like “I'm mad.” It's funny.

And she's worried about where the trucks gonna pull on out.

And that duck pond? That was my idea.

And that's just one of 'em right there.

And then the final and most important thing is the Bible.

And then you come out with a duck call, and you say “Tested and tried with real ducks.”

And they was like them bombers in war movies.

And two beautiful women...

And unfortunately, we don't always make the best ones

And we need thousands in our bin to ship out.

And we thank you for all the things that live in them.

And we're gonna go get frogs tonight?

And we're standing there shooting ducks out of it.

And you and I will go into the library.

And you can't tell me that somewhere deep down...

And you just blew it off for golf?

And you pulled up, guns a blazin'.

And you see a truck out there, you know what happened

And you'll see the white patch of belly with two eyes illuminated.

And you're saying, “You need to make money.”

And you're talking about fixin' to get rid of some of it?

Any other time, you'd have been right there with us, Will.

Any time there's a choice between two bearded men...

As much stuff as you've got around here...

As you know, your mama's been on my back...

At a pretty good speed, I'm gone.

At my church, everywhere I go, people want to know how I cook my food.

At the little festival, this will be one of the ingredients...

At the rate you're going, it's gonna be about 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning...

Aw!

Ballpark, guesstimate, anyone?

Because I mean, this microwave stuff, you know

Because I think she's cute when she's mad.

Because I wanna see the response.

Because then he's gonna be so enamored by the fire

Bees are kinda like women, so we're gonna be real easy here.

Being a wealthy redneck does have its advantages.

Besides, Si's not at the office either. He's clearing beaver dams with Phil up the river.

Big buck deer the size of elks

Bingo.

Bingo.

Blow that sucker up.

Blowin' duck blinds, as much as I hate to say it.

Boom!

Boom. Wild honey and biscuits for everyone.

Boy, have we got a bunch of happy ducks in this little old pond

Boy, I'm proud of that job y'all did there.

Boy, this duck be fat. I wonder why he's so fat.

Boys, in Vietnam, we called that a successful ambush.

Boys, it looks like a million dollars. Let's raise it up.

Boys, this is what I was talking about.

Boys, we are in business

Bu! running a family business is tough.

Bu! running a family business is tough. .

Bu! running a family business is tough. .

Bunch of smoke blowin' clowns.

But also our greatest joy.

But at the end of the day, some things are worth waitin' for.

But he doesn't have a clear thinking on why I'm doing what I'm doing.

But he gets really sentimental.

But I do like 'em. I can't help it. They're good.

But I mean, I'm telling you, I'm trying to do something revolutionary here...

But I thought, “Well, I've lived with this junk in this house for years...

But in the end, butter's not so bad.

But in the end, we're a Emily first and a business second.

But it took him six months to come up with one.

But my mind's really on that duck call order that we screwed up.

But on the double reed system, I could do 1,000 a day in eight hours.

But other times, I've learned you have to let loose...

But she loves bullfrog legs! What can you say?

But since we're Duck Commander, we're gonna use duck decoys

But that doesn't pay the bills.

But that may not be a bad thing.

But they're still family.

But this is more nice.

But we have to get this DVD done today

But we have to run a business.

But when I look at Willie, I think if you saw him walking down the road...

But when they said, “Oh, yeah, you know him.

But you can't even spell squirrel without “S I,” and that's me.

But you got your redneck citizenship back.

But you know, it's typical. It's what I've come to expect.

But you stay married to one 45, 50 years, you learn to go with the quirks.

But, come to think of it, none of us have ever been stung at night, so we'll give it a shot.

But, hey, experience is the best teacher

Calm down

Can she cook?

Can we just not make this? Can we just reschedule this? Please?

Can y'all go do career day?

Can't play with the wind blowing like this, and leaves.

Catching these big opelousas catfish.

Clean this crap up.

Coffee maker. Huh?

Cole man, he said, “Hey, you gotta treat 'em like you would women.

Cole man, this is what all the fuss has been about.

Cole man, we're gonna take this honey to Miss Kay. She's gonna be happy, happy.

Come and get it.

Come back and see me.

Come on

Come on in, boys.

Come on, Cole man. I'm gonna show you how to do this

Come on! Come on, baby!

Comin' home with our tails torn up, it's embarrassing.

Could they have done that all along?

Decoys start gettin' lighter and lighter when they're in the sun.

Did it even work anyway?

Did what work?

Didn't you have a prior obligation today?

Dig in.

Do not tell me they're still on the roof.

Do that. Let's just do whatever. Let's just do it.

Does this fall under the category of “stupid human trick”?

Don't leave us!

Duck call making is all about research and development.

Educated and “unducated.”

Either be proud of who you are...

Especially the one I've spent 20 years shooting ducks out of.

Even

Every duck call we make at Duck Commander is made by hand.

Every time you get around Jase, you start acting just like him

Everybody get back in there. We're doing our job.

Everybody happy. happy, happy.

Everybody here is doing nothing.

Everybody wants to eat the pie, but nobody wants to help make the pie.

Everybody's saying it's just gonna take time.

Everything is usable. One man's junk is another man's treasure.

Exactly.

Explosions everywhere.

Family business means the family does the business.

Father, we thank you for another good day on planet Earth.

Father, we thank you for the woods, we thank you for the water...

Find you a meek, gentle, kind spirited... country girl.