Ballers - Season 1 Edit

A career that seemed dead has now risen from the ashes like a phoenix.

A chance to lace up my shoes,

A chance to put on that helmet

A crisp new contract with a hefty guarantee,

A faster game requires quick thinking.

A game winning interception

A hell of a lot cheaper, too.

A little mix up with the equipment manager, but we'll work that out.

A little TTD surprise just for you, Chuck.

A lot of friends he can refer to Anderson Financial.

A nickname is a good sign.

About this at the game tonight.

Adam: Please? Yes, yes! Please! Please, Dad.

Adam. Adam. Come on.

After all I've done for that bald,

After I passed the CT exam,

After Rod stopped playing, he had no idea who he was.

Ah, how you feel, sir?

Ah, thanks.

Ah!

Ah! Come on! Hey!

Ahem, let's go talk some sense to Vern

Ahem.

Ahem. I just want to let you know

All for you.

All I'm saying, man, is you gonna let him

All in a day's work at Tropical Chevrolet.

All right, and this is the big man right here.

All right, brother. Let's roll.

All right, every dollar I've ever made

All right, how much you need?

All right, I'll give him a call.

All right, I'm gonna go watch "PTI," okay?

All right, let's do this. Yeah, buddy.

All right, man.

All right, Spence.

All right, tackle the messenger, why don't you?

All right, thank you. I'll call you later.

All right, we can work something out.

All right, well, I'm sure you had a good reason.

All right? At least another 20,000.

All right.

All right. Come on, Reg, let's go.

All right. Great. Thank you. I'll see you soon.

All right. Y'all look happy to see me

ALONZO: What up, Mr. Siefert?

Also want to add, though... I want to add that I will never,

Although you lost a few steps at the end.

Always. Never been able to replace this guy Strasmore.

Amen.

And 50 touchdowns last season, it doesn't count for shit.

And also not the marquee client we covet.

And anybody who did anything nice for me

And bananas. It's symbolic, though.

And Dallas knows that. Things like this take time.

And even more bad news coming out of Green Bay

And figured I'd throw a little business your way.

And for whatever reason, after I retired,

And Hal, his knees are stuck together.

And he got a say in every move we make.

And he was kidnapped and it helps me remember him.

And his son, number 11, Adam Balsamo.

And I admire the call.

And I brought Spencer in when you didn't want him.

And I could feel Rod's Darth Vader stare.

And I gotta tell you, it is a very generous bond, Mrs. Lowenstein.

And I just landed square on my ass.

And I know I'm not the easiest person to deal with.

And I know it's short..

And I promise you this, your family and your friends

And I swear to God I won't bring up the hit.

And I used your Black Card to buy it. Have a great day.

And I'm not. You know me.

And I'm truly, truly touched

And is talking to aliens or some shit.

And learn something from Roddney's life.

And made her take the bus home.

And made her take the bus home.

And make sure he can pay his debts.

And no matter how much you give them,

And no more fucking Twitter.

And nothing's changed.

And once again ball... ball on these motherfuckers,

And owner of Dan's Auto Collision,

And prove to him that you belong here,

And step the fuck off before I make a scene?

And thank you for the blue balls.

And that certainly was a great matchup

And that's impressive and disgusting.

And the entire Miami organization have bestowed upon me this opportunity.

And the wind was blowing and we were down by a field goal.

And then a job?

And there's less that deserve a third. Are you one of those people?

And Tina

And watch you make the same mistakes I made.

And we have all the pictures back on file, everything.

And we picked up two stud corners by moving you to New Orleans.

And we were bonding over what an asshole Spencer is.

And what I do if I don't know something?

And you disrespected a woman.

And you fuck groupie whores, you end up dead

And you know what the worst part about it is?

And you know what? I couldn't have ne that without you.

And you, my friend, had the best feet I have ever witnessed.

And, man, I've been seeing your ads all over TV

Angela's got her money

Announcer: We direct your attention to the field.

Another drop shot.

Any friend of Vernon's a friend of mine.

Any hot chicks come around, I'll just tell them that it's my son's

Anyways, I got to run, dude.

As an alternate. Really no big deal.

As we're ready to start.

At least give me credit for that.

At the biggest Chevy dealership in Miami.

At the risk of blowing this sale, yes, sir, I do.

Aw, come on, man. What does that mean, huh?

Aw, that's sweet.

Awkward transition, but I spoke to Dallas.

Babe, I promise.

Babe, we're gonna miss the movie

Baby, chill, all right.

Baby, I think you're perfect.

Baby, that is great. Congratulations.

Baby, what happened?

Baby, why you always got to make jokes at my expense?

Baby, you playing right now or are you serious?

Baby, you still haven't moved?

Baby.

Bad life choices, son. Bad life choices

Ballers (2015) S01E02 "Raise Up" Air Date: June 28, 2015

Be careful with him. Watch your ass, all right?

Because he's been showering you with praise

Because you pulled your pecker out at the stoplight.

Because you've been here a year now, where you're gonna have to...

Besides, I figure we're sitting behind the dugout, right?

Best hope he does. Only way you're gonna get your 300 back.

Better than talking to a shrink.

Between Littlefield and Jarret, we are making big headway.

Big bodies aren't hard to come by.

Big man, Spencer Strasmore. What's your name?

Big Time. Where the hell were you today?

Bigger like Vernon Littlefield bigger?

Black Swan was a monster.

Blindsided again.

Boy, this bad boy got swagger.

Bring it in here.

Bro, bro, I'm on the elliptical this morning watching SportsCenter.

Brother, get back in the game

Brunch at the Biltmore? I thought you said he was broke.

Buddy, it won't be easy driving a wedge between those two.

But a big game fisherman like yourself

But a mind like yours on the O line,

But don't worry, I'm gonna loosen them up.

But he's Spencer Strasmore and you're...

But I can't take you to the game tonight.

But I do have some news that might ease some of that pain.

But I hear you've been poaching.

But I was a below average pro.

But I wasn't the fucking asshole who disrespected her

But I won't introduce you as my fucking plumber, by the way.

But I'm afraid he's wrapped himself up in tin foil

But I'm gonna make a special trip to Dallas,

But I'm retired now.

But I've been wearing 18 since day one.

But in the meantime, you can't keep letting your crew

But now I keep seeing his commercials all over TV.

But Reg, man, he got my back.

But she an enormous ho. I mean, suck your dick through your jeans.

But she an enormous ho. I mean, suck your dick through your jeans.

But that hit that you've been losing sleep over,

But they can keep their cold weather.

But this isn't what I do.

But tomorrow your ass is out looking for a job

But trust me, you want to, all right?

But unless Frau Lowenstein put up 4,000 yards

But what I won't do, I won't stand around

But what is it to you?

But you don't need to look over your shoulder.

But you look like you could still play.

But you've got to be straight up with me. I need the whole story.

But, you know, how could you know?

But... ahem,

By chance, do I have a third account?

By lining your pockets up with his cash.

Bye, Spencer.

Bye, Spencer.

Call him yourself. He'd love to hear from you.

Call me when he surfaces.

Call your agent. Call Jason now.

Can we manage his estate at least?

Can't believe they got me in this position, man

Check it out. Check it out. Giancarlo Stanton.

Chelsea, bring a couple more.

Civilian life suits me just fine, you know?

Coach on one side, owner on the other,

Coach, you won't regret this.

COACH: Focus!

Coach: Let's go again.

Coach!

Come deliver that green hug.

Come on outside. Bring his ass outside.

Come on, baby. You gotta give something Eugene can dance to.

Come on, Danny.

Come on, Hal, he's the best DT in the league.

Come on, I just want to take a test drive.

Come on, I'll introduce you

Come on, low. We take it low.

Come on, man. You made it to the highest level.

Come on, Spence. That's not funny, man.

Come on, we both know the office is wherever we are.

Come on. Hell, yeah, I'm a fan.

Come tell me, big country.

Commentator: beautiful outside the ball park

Commentator: Spencer Strasmore is certainly a fan favorite here in Miami.

Commentator: throw out the first pitch,

Commissioner, thank you.

Cool.

Couldn't get the edge anymore.

Cut him.

Cut me? Cut Ricky Jarret?

Cute chain, though.

Dallas had some trouble this off season

Damn living legend. I'm setting up a pro day

Damn, you got a big set of balls on you, I'll give you that.

Dan Balsamo.

Dan, I didn't have that in me back then.

Dan, long time no see.

Dan, what's going on, man? Great to meet you.

Dan's Auto Collision. It's fucking weird.

Danny, let him take you to the ballgame.

Dear God...

Did you get any leads?

Did you get his phone number, contact, anything?

Did you just say you're in five fantasy leagues?

Did you like it?

Did you tell him how my aunt grew up in the same town as his mom?

Did you tell him that while you were on Snapchat together?

Did you try that laser tag place he's always talking about?

Didn't Rod meet Kimmy here?

Didn't you win a fucking Super Bowl, Greane?

Different's what you need now.

Divine intervention, my friend.

Do me a favor, undo that line right there.

Do us like this after all we've been through?

Do you ever stop selling?

Doc, you watch your language. (laughs)

Does that light a fire in your belly or what?

Don't go soft on me, Strasmore.

Don't let Vernon learn the hard way, all right?

Don't need your business.

Don't say that, man.

Don't try to tell me you gave up two good years on the field

Don't want to play the get to know you game. Learn a new playbook.

Dr. Oz says people deal with grief in their own individual way.

Drop those 10 pounds.

Easy enough to get back in shape, even for you.

Eh, fuck 'em. We got bigger plans.

Especially after the death penalty.

Especially after the death penalty.

Even kill myself.

Even leave your wife?

Even the ones you hate. I don't care.

Eventually we gonna talk a little business, brother.

Ever put myself or your team in this position again.

Ever since we got those pictures back from Angie.

Ever since you got those pictures back from Angie.

Every gag inducing detail.

Every time I walk through the door,

Everybody counted on me to get it back

Everybody's gonna be talking about this.

Everyone got the right to get paid.

Everything good with Vern?

Everything is good. This is one of your biggest fans, Dan Balsamo.

Everything is good. This is one of your biggest fans, Dan Balsamo.

Everything is now everything.

Everything okay?

Exactly, that's the problem. You don't think about shit.

Except the shitter. I never do business on the can.

Expected that they were gonna get a piece of what I got.

Failure?

Family and friends around.

Fancy ass words for fat.

Fantastic. What'd he say to that?

Far from it. Trying to be

Fat Reggie from Crenshaw handles his money?

Feeling that, Charles?

Finding your wind?

First piece of free advice.

Five minutes early. You are truly born again, Ricky.

Flashbacks.

Follow up never killed anybody.

For a pair of digits you don't even care about.

For real?

For sure. For sure.

For troubled slot receiver Ricky Jarret.

For your friends. For players.

Forget it.

Freddy T, my rookie year, told me the game's like a roller coaster, buddy.

From the commercial.

From your other account.

Fuck Twitter, man

Fuck, you got a crystal ball now?

Fuck! Ah! Oh, shit!

Fuck! Jesus.

Fuck.

Gained some clarity.

Get it.

Get the fuck in the car, come on.

Get the truck. Get the truck.

Giancarlo! Whoo!

Give it to me.

Go help Csonka get the fish out of the cooler.

God damn. How could you let that happen?

God works in mysterious ways.

God, family, football.

God, man! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.

Gold medalist in being a pain in my butt.

Golden boy, huh?

Golden boy.

Good luck, Spence.

Good point.

Good to meet you.

Good, and now you have this

Good, good, hoped to catch you.

Good, now get going. You don't want to be late, okay?

Good, we won't tolerate any "me first" bullshit in this outfit.

Good. Good. How about you?

Good. Good. You looking to upgrade?

Got this!

Got to quantify every damn thing, huh, baby?

Guy's in the Hall of Fame and worth 600 million.

Ha!

Had a feeling you were a dad.

Hands are great, but feet are better.

Hands look good out there, 'Zo.

Have fun. I'll call you tomorrow.

Haven't really figured out my next step yet.

He ain't never seen nothing like this. Look at that. Bam.

He always came back and shut that shit down.

He asked me if I wanted to hang out.

He calls you a football guy. I thought I told you that.

He don't want no interruptions.

He had a great season.

He had a pretty good season.

He had a thing for bottle service girls.

He had that shit coming, man.

He kept calling me "sugar tits."

He like that with everyone?

He looked at me, he said, You do that again, you'll be bagging groceries.

He loved his family more than anything.

He needs to see a fucking authorization form.

He needs you. And if you don't sign him, somebody else will.

He never played again.

He probably could have used your help.

He sure is some character.

He was kind of busy screaming at me.

He's a 265 pound defensive tackle in an orange McLaren.

He's a little caught up at the moment.

He's a stickler for punctuality.

He's allowed to play freely. No distractions.

He's an old friend.

He's gonna fuck this up.

He's gonna hang me out to dry with Anderson? Me? Fuck him.

He's happy, he's secure feeling that Dallas Cowboy love

He's in the Hall of Fame, Rick.

He's only owed two million for this coming season.

He's still got a year left.

He's still one of the best damn slot receivers in the league.

He's weak. You smell that? Blood in the water.

Hear me out. No sale.

Hell of a jam.

Hell, no. I'm not saying that.

Hell, yeah, you do. Love you, too, girl.

Hell, yeah. She was a straight up freak.

Hello, hello.

Hello, Spence?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Here comes my favorite ex client.

Hey, a lot of vacancy in Coral Gables.

Hey, baby

Hey, buddy. Here at the office with Joe.

Hey, champ! How'd the scrimmage go?

Hey, come on, man. I saved you a seat.

Hey, come on, you son of a bitch. Hurry the hell up.

Hey, cool. You want to hang out a little bit?

Hey, Dan, you know what? We don't have to do this.

Hey, Dan.

Hey, DJ.

Hey, don't sweat it too hard, Spencer.

Hey, hey, hey, can somebody pour my man some Cristal?

Hey, hey, how you doing today, buddy?

Hey, how'd it go?

Hey, how'd it go?

Hey, I know they're your boys, but when you left Crenshaw,

Hey, I love your YouTube clip.

Hey, it's Jason. Let's see how that Dallas offer came in.

Hey, Jason get Vernon's new deal done yet?

Hey, leave that corny motherfucker in the office, man.

Hey, let me call you back.

Hey, let's crank this music up, muchacho.

Hey, listen, man, this shit ain't cool, man.

Hey, look, man, I'll sign,

Hey, mister, you really here about this Chevy,

Hey, Reg, it doesn't have to be this way.

Hey, Spence, shouldn't we get to our seats?

Hey, Spencey. Going someplace?

Hey, UCF had a lot less folks back then.

Hey, um, ahem, don't fuck this up.

Hey, Vernon.

Hey, would you mind

Hey, you didn't tell me they were playing the Yanks tonight.

Hey, you got a son. (chuckles)

Hey, you okay?

Hey, you think I'm too heavy?

Hey, you're a car salesman, Charles. Just make it up.

Hey! Hey, hands off, fellas.

Hey. Hey, in here. In the living room.

Hi there, Spence.

Hi, I'm Dashi.

Hi, yeah, I'm calling about an accident I just had. I need some help.

His you just said you're his guy.

His day off. Just us.

Hold on one second. Just give me a minute.

Holy shit! Can't wait to see Stanton go yard on them.

Holy shit.

Hon, I brought some stromboli.

Hope that many people show up when I die.

Hopefully there ain't no jizz on my seats.

How about that Super Bowl ring?

How about this? From here on out, I'm handling your affairs.

How about this? Lucky charm from my girl.

How about you get a driver's license first

How are you? Huh? How you doing? How's your dog?

How do you not know who Steve Largent is?

How long you know about that bitch Kim?

How much do you want this comeback, sugar tits?

How much is in it?

How the fuck is that even possible?

How was day two?

How you know I'm from Mississippi?

How you like work in the office? I know you miss playing ball.

Huh?

I already spoke to the GM.

I also know that it was me and your super agent who got you that in person with Miami.

I also know that it was me and your super agent who got you that in person with Miami.

I am almost his guy.

I am nowhere near that neighborhood.

I appreciate your honesty, son.

I better not miss my tee time.

I bought a real elephant.

I came in, SportsCenter wasn't on. You weren't on the couch.

I can. Because the first thing they teach us in PR

I could have pulled back, but I didn't.

I couldn't wait to shout it to the world.

I didn't get laid.

I didn't get you certified and show you all the angles

I didn't know her much. I never hung out with them

I didn't say nothing 'cause I thought nothing of it.

I didn't want to be assumptious.

I do owe you beers. Yeah, but one second.

I do. I am. I'm trying to, okay?

I don't care who it is

I don't care who they played for.

I don't even know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just know that if I don't salvage

I don't think that's relevant.

I don't think the whole boat mess was a joke.

I don't want to offend Mama by repeating it.

I don't want to see nobody and this cannot wait, Spence. Come on.

I double checked your results

I doubt he's gonna be the kind of guy

I drilled a guy and knocked him out of the game.

I feel like I put something to rest, you know?

I figure if I put it here,

I gave that to you weeks ago.

I get it now.

I got a handle on that

I got to ask who's the most dangerous weapon in the league?

I got you a little something for your first day.

I got you, Coach. I got you.

I had this vision of my retirement day

I happen to have extra tickets to tonight's game

I hate you.

I have another account?

I hear Tahiti's very nice

I heard you're concentrating on the other side of the ball these days.

I hired you for access.

I hooked up every last one of them until I was damn near broke

I just need a ride.

I just need a tow. We don't even have to talk.

I just wanted to be absolutely sure.

I knew Jason couldn't get it done.

I knew you'd be back.

I know how much this number means to you.

I know what the problem is. None of the players are black.

I know what this is about. That old thing with the money manager.

I know you will.

I know you won't. Because if you do, that's the end of it.

I know, and she's so adorable.

I know, man. But, look,

I let my emotions get the best of me.

I let some punk ass frat boy incite me, so I dropped him.

I like that way more than sugar tits.

I like where I am.

I like you, too. I'm sorry, but something came up.

I love those commercials.

I love those earrings. What are those, little dolphins?

I love you

I love you, baby.

I love you.

I made an unsportsmanlike post to my nemesis.

I make no apologies about it. It's the type of player I was back then.

I mean, almost as much as you.

I mean, Anderson didn't even want you here.

I mean, do I miss football? Yeah.

I mean, look at me. Don't I look happy?

I mean, think of all the stupid shit you used to spend your money on.

I mean, Vernon fucking Littlefield.

I mean, you were completely exposed.

I meant to hurt you that day.

I met with the coach. Guess who's coming home.

I might be playing the wrong sport, y'all.

I might have overcooked it, but I...

I miss the Lambeau Leap,

I miss the man already, but..

I need a new contract now.

I need to go bowling or something.

I need to talk to Vernon for a minute.

I need you thinking happy, pleasant thoughts

I never doubted you for a second.

I only got two. Do you mind if the kid slips in?

I prayed to God and He answered my call.

I read a screen pass and I dropped

I really don't, though.

I really think I blew it.

I remember my first game starting at defensive end.

I scouted you when I was at the U.

I see that. He's working hard

I see you're still playing dirty.

I see.

I should be handling his money.

I still wonder why the Dolphins ever let you go.

I swear to God, I'm trying to.

I thank them with all my heart.

I think an early reward shows a lot of love.

I think we can work something out.

I thought she wanted to fuck.

I thought somebody abducted you.

I thought y'all two clicked.

I told him he was a client.

I told them that we cleared this mess up.

I told you I don't want to fucking talk about it.

I took that hit, I put it in a box and I buried that motherfucker.

I used to play ball with your dad.

I used to play for the Bucs.

I want what's high in the tree.

I want you to know who I am, Coach.

I want you to stop playing small ball.

I want you. You're my beautiful coconut.

I warned you not to give him that money.

I was chasing something I was never gonna get.

I was done when we met, Spencer.

I was supposed to have my period a while ago and I didn't,

I wasn't

I wish I had a financial manager

I wish I was tripping. She gave me the entire rundown last night.

I wish I'd known my mother. I wish I'd taken care of my grandmother better.

I won't be late, yo.

I would have taken a call from the fucking trainer.

I would not have called her that.

I'll be thinking of you.

I'll call you tomorrow.

I'll do You proud.

I'll even play special teams.

I'll get right on it. Thank you.

I'll give you 300,000 reasons why it should be.

I'll give You all the glory.

I'll have somebody take you down to the box.

I'll leave you guys alone. You can watch the game by yourselves.

I'll never let you down again.

I'll see you in Foxboro, buddy.

I'll take it all under consideration.

I'm a passionate man. It's all coming from a spiritual place.

I'm actually looking to get me a job.

I'm at the medical park on the corner of Biscayne and 74th

I'm calling to apologize, all right?

I'm doing great. You looking for an upgrade?

I'm feeling good. How are you?

I'm glad you're here.

I'm gonna be a daddy.

I'm gonna call you back

I'm gonna get the car. I'm gonna see you all back at the crib.

I'm gonna give you a pass today,

I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff.

I'm gonna pay you back with interest.

I'm gonna play in an IDP league? That's for suckers

I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that

I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm happy to help, Spencer,

I'm in a spot. I need some gap cash short term.

I'm in branding.

I'm just catching up on stuff.

I'm just saying I've done some of my best work at funerals.

I'm just saying we don't have to be slobbering all over the man.

I'm just trying to do what's right for Vern.

I'm just trying to make it right.

I'm kidding.

I'm like Money fucking Mayweather.

I'm not bare handing a foul ball.

I'm right outside your fucking office. Come on, man, let's go.

I'm so proud of you. You did it.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble,

I'm sorry. I completely understand.

I'm trying to get him a new deal

I'm well aware of that.

I'm your financial manager and I will put your money to work

I'ma just kick back, soak up the AC,

I've been dining out on the idea you robbed me

I've been meaning to get back to you.

I've been there.

I've been there.

I've never told that to anyone.

I've seen him shoot 20 guys in the back of the head.

Identity issues

If anything, he's just a little misunderstood.

If I took you in my mouth right now?

If it drives, flies, floats or fucks,

If Reggie would just shut the fuck up and get out of the way,

If we're gonna bring this to Anderson

If you and your dad want to join me.

If You bestow upon me a chance to play ball in this league again,

If you like his work, you like mine.

If you're going for small game.

Improved By: Fidel33

In a white Range Rover.

In all my time in the league, I never scored a TD,

In the career of the great Charles Greane.

In the meantime, did Vern hit you?

Instead, I chose to light you the fuck up.

Is coming to you, Spence.

Is he as much of an ass as he appears?

Is it the Axe Body Spray? Tell me.

Is that what you tell yourself?

Is to not get caught fucking skanks in the bathroom.

It ain't a rap if it's true.

It ain't about the money, Reg.

It ain't day one for you no more, is it?

It does.

It makes me sound like an asshole.

It means the world, baby.

It reminds me also that I'm done with low hanging fruit.

It was a different side of him I never seen before.

It was a pretty good idea.

It was all right. Just OTAs, you know?

It was at the old Giants Stadium

It was cunt.

It was good to meet you. I'll see you tonight, big man.

It was...

It's a lot of wealth to manage.

It's all part of God's plan, ain't it?

It's between me and Vernon.

It's cool, man. Look, we're just talking.

It's football. Players are aware of the risks.

It's gonna be nice and cold. It ain't gonna be Miami muggy.

It's good to hear.

It's good to see you, brother.

It's got new torque power. The horsepower...

It's great to be the king, huh?

It's just gonna take a little bit more time.

It's just jewelry, baby.

It's just that I'm getting a lot of pressure from upstairs.

It's like new doors have been opening.

It's not a problem. He's checking it with his guy.

It's not like we can just sit around and

It's not like we can just sit around and

It's Old Man Anderson, isn't it?

It's the biggest favor anybody's ever done for me

It's very nice. It is.

Jackpot just caught that.

Jarret, there are very few people that deserve a second chance

Jason is handling that. I promise you.

Jason took care of it, baby. Jason took care of it.

Jason, look, you know I love Vernon.

JASON: Check that temper, Strasmore.

Jason: I did, you know, and Dallas wants an answer now,

Jason: What the fuck is wrong with you, Reggie?

Jason's taking care of it. We're good.

Joe Krutel. Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Littlefield.

Joe, I'm sorry, okay? I promise you, I'm gonna get you next time.

Joe, it was a fucking funeral.

Joe, Joe, Joe. For the last time, it's not Anderson.

Joining him is former Buffalo Bills running back

Julie would kill me if she find out I was back over here.

Jumbotron was my brother's 14 year old daughter,

Just 300 grand.

Just a courtesy call.

Just a friend.

Just Roddney being Roddney.

Just staring at my cell phone

Just tell him I said, What's up? Okay?

Just tell me what's on your mind.

Just you.

Karen, right.

Kick, slide. Kick, slide. Basics. Come on, man.

Kind of pulled an Usain Bolt out of here last time.

Larry Siefert, Miami Dolphins.

Last time we had a meeting outside the office,

Lay low and I'm gonna call you first thing, all right?

Lead story on "SportsCenter" big.

Lease it. Let's go have fun

Let me ask you a question. What are the three most important things to you?

Let me get on it, but in the meantime, don't talk to anyone.

Let me get your back real quick, Reg.

Let me see the paperwork.

Let me show you something.

Let me tell you how it went down for the golden boy.

Let's go a few more rounds, motherfucker.

Let's go, push. Pick it up. Pick it up.

Let's have dinner tonight at Prime 112.

Let's just say that if I had known

Let's meet for brunch at the Biltmore tomorrow.

Let's not forget all this shit was Spencer's fault in the first place.

Like right on it.

Listen, listen.

Listen, this is a fresh start for us, huh?

Listen, Vernon and I have an understanding. It's all good.

Listen, you have to want to evolve, okay?

Little rough out there for your boy today, baby,

Look at me. No more doing shit on your own.

Look at you.

Look out for his best interests.

Look, I can't stand the wait

Look, I didn't come here to rub it in your face.

Look, I got bills stacked up and mad overhead.

Look, I know I'm late.

Look, I know I'm the new guy in town. I get that.

Look, I know you don't have to do this, Hal,

Look, I might be a fuckup, but when it comes to my cash,

Look, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry I was late.

Look, just nut up and go see the guy already.

Look, man, I know what it is, all right?

Look, nobody wanted this comeback for you more than I did.

Look, there's gonna come a time,

Look, you a grown ass man.

Look, you know that I hate to fly,

Looking good, Reg. Keep keeping it real.

Looks hot, right?

Lot of friends, too. They need to eat.

Love this song, too.

Lowenstein claims to have blown the entire '72 Dolphins front four.

Ma, where Eugene at?

Madden turned me on to it.

Make him buy you some beers.

MAN #1: Push! Ah, yeah.

MAN #2: Come on, baby. Bend it up.

Man, chill, Reggie.

Man, I think you need to call somebody.

Man, I'm gonna call you back.

Man, it got to the point where I stopped making friends

Man, just get up out of my face right now.

Man, look, my car is busted. I can't take it anywhere.

Man, Spence, you already have.

Man, that was some funeral, huh?

Man, what the fuck you do now, Reggie?

Man, you said I could trust you, Reg.

Man: All right, Balsamo.

Man: Balsamo, you suck!

MAN: Fuckin' hood ornament.

Man: Go, Danny boy!

Man.

Man's got a future in MMA.

Maybe I just like to hear you say it.

Maybe you'd rather see a truck, sugar tits.

Men have done much worse.

Might be a nice place to set up our own shop.

Miss Littlefield, I need to bend your son's ear for a minute.

Miss Littlefield.

Mm hmm. Baby boo needs to drop a dime.

Mm mmm. About to get a Chevy striptease.

Mm, yeah.

Mmm

Monetize my friendships,

Monetize my friendships, right?

More than anything in this world, I've got your back

More than anything, baby.

More than ball. Come on, now.

More than football?

More than your Rookie of the Year trophy?

Moved a top of the line truck today.

Mr. Anderson, Spencer and I are a team.

Mr. Anderson.

Mr. Dan Balsamo

Mr. Johnson, Ricky Jarret.

Mr. Strasmore, it's Karen Rossi from Citibank.

Mr. Strasmore, your group's on the patio. I'll show you the way.

Multicultural motherfucker,

My cousin Felicia, cooler than a mother.

My daddy taught me early. Yeah, I still do some.

My jeweler is accommodating, all right?

My man!

My man. How you doing?

Nah, it's too slow. I'd rather suffer at 35,000 feet.

Nah. It's just different.

Nate.

Need you to be contrite. Let him know you learned from the experience.

Needs a big game truck.

Never better.

Never better. Never better.

Never crossed our minds. Let's go

Never.

No awkward questions from the press. It's a win win.

No crazier than you loaning your first client 50K when you had zero.

No doubt, man. Hey, the graphics... great touch, man.

No flags on the play, though.

No kiss good bye?

No life insurance either.

No more free passes. Do you hear me?

No more nightclubs. No more fucking girls in the bathroom.

No more phone calls. No more meetings.

No more pit piles and head slaps for me.

No one's even touched that trout.

No other way to say it. I messed up. I'm a fuckup.

No problem, Spence. Enjoy the game, sweetheart.

No sale, new guy.

No shit. Charles got a job?

No word just yet.

No, Charles. I think you're burly.

No, he's just passionate. All Ricky cares about is winning.

No, I didn't get a chance to do that, baby.

No, I don't know what you mean.

No, I literally landed on my ass.

No, I wasn't.

No, I'm good

No, it'd be horrible to have the house all to myself.

No, it's they're hot and you're drunk.

No, Jaime, you're not here to listen to my bullshit all day.

No, no, no, can't do that. Can't do that.

No, no, no. $265,000 I paid for this elephant.

No, no, no. I'm looking for a truck for fishing in the Keys.

No, no, you didn't tell me that.

No, sir.

No, tell everybody why.

No, thank you.

No, you did this out of the goodness of your heart, right?

No, you really don't. Do you know he didn't leave a will?

No.

Nobody will give a fuck about you.

Not a bad plug, huh? I told your wife to watch.

Not a chance, pal.

Not a cheer from the crowd.

Not an agent.

Not bad.

Not even close.

Not here.

Not now, y'all. Look, I got to drive this shit off.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. I took her home just like you asked me to.

Now go get it. Go.

Now he's got to search for a new..

Now that's a rare thing.

Now why don't you go on over there, man,

Now you're gonna drag my ass into the goddamn office.

Now, tell us, how did things feel out there for you today, Ricky?

Number 18, it got sentimental value to me.

Of course his life is hard. His name is JaMarcus.

Of my chance at greatness for years,

Of OTAs with Miami's new slot receiver, Ricky Jarret.

Of what we were there to do and we accomplished our goal.

Oh, all right, watch it. Low blow.

Oh, and by the way, if you could send Dan...

Oh, baby, it couldn't have been that bad.

Oh, by the way, not everybody thinks you're a low rent scumbag.

Oh, don't put me in this.

Oh, Dr. Greane.

Oh, fishing. I grew up fishing.

Oh, fuck that.

Oh, fuck. Why'd you do that?

Oh, hey, just brushing up on the new playbook.

Oh, Karen, by the way just a shot in the dark here.

Oh, man, it don't matter. He ain't buying nothing

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, it's him.

Oh, no, baby, when it comes to our love, money is no object.

Oh, no, no, no. I was just really excited to get the good news.

Oh, no.

Oh, of course.

Oh, oh, my bad. My bad.

Oh, shit, you're Ricky Jarret.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Sentimental. That's cute.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, stop with the lies, Spence.

Oh, that's Ricky. He's a hopeless romantic.

Oh, that's the plumber. Toilet's backed up again.

Oh, these old rags.

Oh, they felt fantastic.

Oh, what's up, Spence? What's up, baby?

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, I've heard that one before. We'll see.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that.

Oh, yeah? Thank you. Which one?

Oh, yeah? You a Trojan fan, too, huh?

Oh, yeah. A bunch of those.

Oh, you're being coy. He's being coy.

Oh.

Okay

Okay, all right. Okay, okay.

Okay, at least tell me how I can help.

Okay, go, go, go, go.

Okay, I want to know more. Was Siefert cool?

Okay, I'll send him right away.

Okay, you love it. You ready?

Okay, you sold me.

Okay? And I made sure he knows that.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Group?

Okay. You want some of Charles Greane,

On the 3500.

One of them made the Pro Bowl if I remember correctly.

Ooh!

Or this guy did.

Or you came to kick the tires on Ricky?

Our clients deserve our full attention, Spencer.

Outstanding, brother.

Party got insane, yeah, but we never lost focus

People are thinking I could have done stuff differently.

People often mistake country with dumb.

People talk a lot of shit about me.

Played in a playoff game, had a single moment of glory.

Played offensive line for the Bucs.

Please welcome Miami Dolphins legend Spencer Strasmore.

Please, let me take this.

Please?

Plus I'm about to throw Reggie face first through a fucking wall

Pretty bad shape. You can't miss it.

Pull a Tiki Barber and pursue your dreams after football, huh?

Push! Yes, push!

Quit holding. You're clicking your heels, Greane.

Reaching for the sky. I want a coconut.

Read something other than a playbook.

Reg, hey, you treated her like a piece of meat.

Reggie, calm down

Reggie: Listen, man, we was getting along.

Reggie: That's my Lionel Messi move right there.

Reggie: What's the big deal?

Relax, all right? Me and the boys cooked up something special for you.

Relax.

Ricky rules?

Ricky, what's going on, brother?

Ricky. What do you do?

Ricky's right there. He's right there.

Ricky's voice: This is a testimonial of the finest moments

Right after we won the Super Bowl.

Right on your ass? Phew!

Right, because you jerk off and catch with the same hand?

Right, man, I'm sorry I couldn't make that, man.

Right. Think bigger.

Robust.

Rod would have loved that, huh?

Saved my ass that day.

Schlereth: Charles, there's an old saying in the National Football League.

See if I can straighten his head out.

See Ricky Jerret's YouTube clip?

See you in my office right now.

Seriously, baby, do us both a favor

Seriously, there was no getting around the dude.

She ain't even a ho like that.

Shit

Shit, I mean, they want to send me to sorry ass Jacksonville

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. The glasses.

Shit. You got any money left?

Show 'em some heat, Balsamo!

Sign it or you keep rolling the dice.

Sit down with Hal at OTAs and get Vernon his new contract

Sitting up in my goddamn living room

Six teams in eight years.

So am I. No more fucking around, okay?

So get your ass in gear. See you in Foxboro.

So go out there and figure your shit out.

So how about it, Spence? Just business?

So I appreciate y'all don't bail on me when shit goes down.

So I fucking delivered for you.

So I thought you might want to transfer some funds

So I took one of these and, bam.

So I'm gonna be a daddy?

So should I grab some of these funeral hos?

So sorry.

So that's your move? Pull out your dick?

So this... the great...

So we can remain friends, 'cause I like you.

So what you think?

So you can open up short change bonds for the fucking bridge club.

So you could pack on an extra 30 and hustle trucks.

So you got married?

So you handled that Ricky situation?

So you keep your head on straight, you work hard,

So you would do anything for me?

So you're gonna retire early?

So, how'd it go today?

So, wait. Hang on. I guess the rules, they don't apply to you, huh?

So, what, you gonna swipe my catchphrase now? Is that it?

Some hot snatch there, too.

Some punch drills.

Some show of respect?

Somebody actually had something nice to say about you.

Soon to be one of the richest, too.

Sounds good.

Spence, I had 80 catches last year, baby. I had 80.

Spence, I leave it all on the field every time I strap in.

Spence, you gave him a check.

Spence?

Spencer Strasmore. It's great to meet you.

Spencer, baby.

Spencer, you have your seat.

Spencer. Mi amigo. Andale.

Spill what's left of your cash all over town.

Standing up at the podium, microphone in front of me.

Start a family. You know, be a dad.

Start by helping yourself.

Still can't believe we lost out to Central Florida.

Still makes me cringe.

Stop getting tall. You're growing too much. Stop it.

Story? It was Rod's favorite spot.

Suffer any permanent damage?

Sure you're okay with that?

Sure, where can we find you?

Talking about my father on national TV, that was evolving.

Tell me, Bella slapped that chastity belt on you yet?

Tell Shula to meet me in the bar. Houlihan's.

Telling everyone Spencer Strasmore was dirty,

Thank you, Commish. Here you go, big man.

Thank you, man. I'm good for this

Thank you, Spence. Appreciate it, Spence.

Thank you.

Thank you. I appreciate that

Thank you. I can't thank you enough.

Thank you. See you all later.

Thanks for the assist in there.

Thanks, man.

That God, Jesus, Mr. Ross,

That guy looked like a buyer, man.

That I do, okay? I'll cherish this.

That is amazing. Higher than their last offer.

That moment's been haunting me.

That quick?

That right there, don't say that.

That shit ain't right, Reg. Ange, she cool.

That sounds like a yes.

That takes free agency out of the picture, right?

That was a straight up mercy kill.

That was it. I moved on.

That's a commercial

That's an inspirational TTD joint right there.

That's cool with you, Reg?

That's discriminatory.

That's good. For a second there, I thought you were gonna say friends.

That's good. That's real good

That's great.

That's not even remotely helpful, but thank you.

That's not something we can bank on.

That's pretty goddamn impressive, man.

That's real cool, man.

That's right.

That's what I'm gonna help you do.

That's what I'm talking about

That's what we wanted to do.

That's why I want to talk about extending.

The 3500HD 2015 edition.

The bodies are buried all over Boca.

The eight year veteran has just been released by the Packers.

The former Dolphins defenseman...

The game needs you, you need the game.

The GM was screaming at you?

The lean, mean, baby making

The old man that you're not just some jock in a tailored suit.

The one that got you sent here.

The one thing I did know is that

The only person you're gonna be hurting is yourself.

The point is, it took work to convince

The time to pounce is when people are at their weakest.

The very next day, half of Pennsylvania had their hands out

The very next play, he jumped the route,

The way you look, I almost believe it. You're gorgeous.

The what?

Then take care of you first.

There are never enough pieces to go around, okay?

There is no estate. Tina was left with nothing.

These are yours. I just came to get my stuff.

These pants are fresh.

They can fuck each other in the dicks for all I care.

They can fuck each other in the dicks for all I care.

They didn't treat you like this.

They don't show up the next day. They're just gone.

They fucking with you, babe?

They got no value for me out there

They think I hired you because you were on my fantasy team.

They're always gonna want more.

They're gonna send over an offer today. (laughs)

They're good people, just bad ideas.

Things turned out okay for you.

Think you can handle that kind of pressure, golden boy?

This 1500 should do the trick.

This allows Anderson Financial access

This better be important, man.

This is an authorization form.

This is custom made. Tell me you love it.

This is fucked up. It's a myth that dogs are color blind.

This is Siefert.

This is the life of Spencer Strasmore.

This is the new model, right?

This is Tracy LeGette reporting from day one

This looks great. Salami or pepperoni?

This thing must have cost you a fortune.

This was the exact thing you were looking to escape

This whole sports division was my idea.

Those people are usually from the city.

Thought I lost you there.

Throwing out our ceremonial first pitch,

Time for an upgrade, Joe.

Tina, you meant the world to him.

To manage my finances. Stuff like that.

To remind you what an amazing and forgiving woman I am.

To your assets and your investments.

Took it right to the house.

Tragic, man. I'm sorry to hear that

Trouble, distractions.

True, but...

Try to sell on warranty, try to sell on the gap...

Trying to squeeze in one last fishing trip before training camp.

TV ANNOUNCER: Four games to love and...

Uh, a lot of torque.

Uh...

Um, $3,052.

Um, I messed up, all right?

Used to get after the QB for us

Vernon got the new McLaren?

Vernon Littlefield's one of the best players in the league.

Vernon wouldn't have this problem. You know that.

Vernon, buddy, it's time sensitive.

Vernon, I'm not your big brother.

Vernon, it's not personal.

Vernon, they are bleeding you dry.

VERNON: It's just business, right?

Vernon: So everything is cool?

VERNON: Yeah. Come on, Joe. Come on.

Vernon. Vernon.

Vernon's got a big whisper crew.

Violent hands. I want you violent at the point of attack.

Waiting for that call to come in. From the GM, the owner.

Want me to sign this? All right.

Was it a clean hit?

Was my suggesting that you see a psychologist.

Was that shorty in the front row.

Wasn't always a city slicker like I am now.

Watch again. Graceful.

Watch me work. Watch me work.

Way to execute on that, Joe.

We can cut the bullshit now, dude.

We can finally move on to bigger and better things.

We don't get it done,

We get the deal done now, he goes to camp,

We gotta think a little bit bigger than that, right?

We in this shit together.

We leased it.

We're fucked. They're trying to move him.

We're glad you're here, Ricky.

We're good. We're good.

We're not on vacation.

We're teammates now and winning is all that matters.

We're working on it.

We've got to get you a bus like mine.

Welcome to the Miami Dolphins, son.

Well, all right, let's not...

Well, corporate's gonna shit when they see the bill.

Well, depends on who you ask.

Well, got a little car trouble.

Well, he's broke as a motherfucker, that's what's up.

Well, hey, you know what?

Well, I didn't want to mess with your head, you know?

Well, I do want to talk about it.

Well, I don't discriminate because that would be ageism.

Well, look, you know how it is now. Once they see an imperfection,

Well, might not want to tell your new best friend Anderson

Well, next time a fucking phone call will do.

Well, Reggie has clearly redefined what that means.

Well, stop labeling every damn thing because you don't have to.

Well, the best agent in the business can't seem to find his client.

Well, we may as well move it all over, Karen.

Well, you better get ready to use both hands, then.

Well, you got the sales rap down.

Well, you're lucky I didn't call Vernon and tell him about

What about Roddney, huh?

What about that piece of ass he was nailing in the toilet?

What are some of the upgrades?

What are you doing? (LAUGHS)

What are you thinking?

What cash?

What did you

What do you mean Anderson didn't even want me here?

What do you mean Anderson didn't even want me here?

What do you mean? This is good enough for Peyton Manning, right?

What do you mean? You mean like a toy.

What do you say we honor my man's life by going out tonight?

What do you think?

What do you want me to learn?

What do you want me to say?

What do you want?

What drills did you run? You do some pass sets?

What happened to your mojo, big man?

What I earned. And you know what I did?

What if it was you that got laid out?

What in the world will I do without you?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the hell I want that for if I got to change my number?

What up?

What was the comment?

What was your last job?

What you guys doing here tonight?

What, like I had a choice? How did you let that happen?

What, no kiss good bye?

What? Felicia ain't cool at all.

What? Felicia ain't cool at all.

What? No, I didn't. The sun was in my eyes.

What? Oh, the 10,000 gallon aquarium I put in my house?

What'd he get you for?

What's left of my self respect, I'll never find it.

What's the big deal? You offered to pay her.

What's up with your boy Ricky? What is it, cocaine?

What's up, Jay?

What's up, little man?

What's wrong?

Whatever it takes, Mr. Siefert.

Whatever, Reg. Come on, man

When did you become a registered agent?

When I signed my first contract, I was the pride of Bethlehem

When it's done and you're done,

When the reality was I was a great college player,

When they were playing head to head in the NFL.

When you do, tell him to go fuck himself for me, please?

When you have too much free time on your hands

Whenever I thought I had a clear path to the quarterback,

Where careers go to die, then I'll retire. I'll do something else.

Where the fuck is Charles at? Call Jason.

Where, back in Biloxi?

Which is why you used my kid. You're a real class act, man.

While I try to pull two misguided friends out of the poorhouse.

Who do you play for, Charles Greane?

Who dropped the fucking ball there?

Who is she, huh? She better have a magical fucking vagina.

Who the fuck are all these people?

Who the fuck doesn't? Think it's the uniform?

Who?

Who's gonna win the LPGA?

Who's gonna win the LPGA?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I just came to deliver good news.

Whoa, whose Bentley? I know this ain't a rental.

Why aren't you handling his money?

Why do I always miss the freaks?

Why do I do anything? Shit just happens to me.

Why don't you ask him, punk?

Why don't you ask your boy Roddney?

Why don't you tell everybody why you got tossed?

Why the fuck are you yelling? Just talk to me.

Why the fuck would I dump you for Old Man Anderson?

Why? I don't need a psychologist. I'm talking to you.

Widen your stance.

Will have everything you want them to have..

With a 24 year old defensive lineman, Spence.

With Dallas it's business.

With me it's much more

Within reason and on a budget.

Woman: Hi, Dan's Auto Collision. This is Kerri.

Woman: Right in the strike zone, baby.

Womanizing assholes.

Word on the street is Black Swan's coming back.

Would you want a handshake, a "no hard feelings"?

Wow, just like that?

Wow, still chickish.

Wow, watch out, Antonio Brown.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Y'all ain't nothing but a bunch of selfish,

Yay!

Yeah, about a 60% chance.

Yeah, but the way you say it, you know,

Yeah, but you were a sure thing.

Yeah, bye. Get ready to break out the checkbook.

Yeah, he left me some cryptic message. What's up?

Yeah, he'll square it.

Yeah, I bet you got kids.

Yeah, I feel more comfortable knowing that. Thank you for sharing.

Yeah, I was young and stupid then.

Yeah, I'll try it out.

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah, I've already been in contact with Philly, Miami, Atlanta, Tennessee.

Yeah, I've watched that 50 times.

Yeah, man, I used to watch you and your boy Roddney play at SC.

Yeah, right. No, even crazier, though.

Yeah, that 1500 is solid.

Yeah, that Ricky is always entertaining.

Yeah, that's really not a good idea.

Yeah, well, don't worry about that. I form my own opinions.

Yeah, well, shit's changed.

Yeah, yeah, brand new for this year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, hey, listen to me. Listen to me.

Yeah, yeah. About three seasons.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my pleasure.

Yeah, you used my bling to get laid.

Yeah, you're a good judge of relationships.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Hold on one second.

Yeah. I'm so ready.

Yeah. That's cool

Yeah. Thinks playing Pop Warner together makes him E.F. Hutton.

Yep, already did.

Yep, I'll be right there. Let me walk you out.

Yep, that's right.

Yep.

Yes, how are you, man? Chillin'?

Yes, sir. Absolutely.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes. Ooh, Daddy.

Yet another colossal failure on your part.

Yo, man, so what can I do for you?

Yo, man, so what he say?

Yo, wait, between you and Vernon?

Yo, what this little worm faced fuck say to you?

Yo!

You a football fan?

You a SC fan now, ain't you?

You almost got me... Do that either.

You always played better for a hard ass coach.

You are an asshole.

You are killing me. The clock is ticking.

You are?

You been wearing that number a while?

You better get a new pair. I just signed him a few days ago.

You better say that.

You better start knowing.

You better wise the fuck up.

You can see the future?

You can't just disinvite me.

You can't take the risk of breaking a finger?

You come here trotting on your high horse like you saved the day.

You could find yourself negotiating with somebody else next spring.

You could sell this, man. Or better yet better yet,

You could take the number 81. Flip the digits

You did

You did me a favor.

You did...?

You do.

You don't appreciate me, you don't deserve me.

You don't consider the consequences and you have no respect.

You don't have it?

You don't have to leave that up.

You don't know Charles Greane?

You downed a whole bottle of Pinot and hit on a client's wife.

You ever worked in car sales before?

You gonna lie to Mama like that?

You gonna stay out of trouble?

You good? What up, though, boy? You're too tall.

You got a great kid.

You got drafted, got paid, and then you flew them all the fuck out here

You got me to a place where now I know what I want.

You got the new McLaren?

You got to embrace the freedom that comes with being your own boss.

You got to listen, y'all make millions.

You guys got kids?

You guys with your fucking self entitlement

You have an understanding

You keep acting like a little kid,

You keep fucking up like this,

You keep promising and apologizing, but you don't really do it.

You know his childhood friend Reggie handles his money.

You know how it is, I got a big family,

You know how it is, man.

You know how it really went down?

You know I appreciate this.

You know I love that sexy body

You know I'd do anything for you, right?

You know I'm sensitive.

You know Mama is always here for you.

You know my boy Antonio, right?

You know that. I'm sorry, baby.

You know the Lord works in mysterious ways.

You know training camp starts in three weeks.

You know what I mean, player?

You know what? Fuck... fuck all y'all.

You know what? Just shut the fuck up.

You know when that call finally came?

You know, all that does is enable him to spend even more.

You know, and I don't mean God.

You know, and meet my new teammates,

You know, for rent and things.

You know, it's great to be on the field,

You know, Joe,

You know, maybe you'd be better off without this Spencer guy.

You know, not many guys go from SMU to the league,

You know, Ricky, in the craziest way imaginable,

You know, the sad thing is,

You look beautiful as always.

You looking for a guy who could set the edge for you?

You lying piece of shit. I checked

You made damn sure he doesn't have any left.

You made damn sure it does by going behind my back.

You missing Green Bay yet, Rick?

You need a nap, Charles? We got time.

You need somebody to train you? Call me. I'm your guy.

You need to go talk to a psychologist.

You need to grow up.

You need to start acting and conducting yourself like a professional.

You owe me some beers.

You owned that line of scrimmage.

You played defense for crying out loud.

You played with Ricky Jarret, right?

You posted it, right?

You retired too soon, Charles.

You scratch that son of a bitch off until it bleeds, buddy.

You scratch that son of a bitch off until it bleeds, buddy.

You set up a plan for him to repay that loan?

You should be handling him, okay?

You should have retired here in Miami.

You should still be playing, big man.

You signed for 12 mil out of school, Vernon.

You smell great, by the way.

You sound like a jealous chick, buddy.

You spend the rookie deal, save the next.

You still having the nightmares?

You telling me the whole story right now?

You think life in the league was hard?

You think there should be special rules?

You told me you were separated.

You tried to exit on the wrong side of the road.

You wanna drop that 10 pounds?

You wanna go home? You got this, baby.

You want him to stay, right?

You want to know why? Because people are thinking.

You want to question my mojo now?

You want to take care of people who are closest to you?

You want to tip beers with, you know what I mean?

You were the Baryshnikov of football.

You won't even give me a tow?

You wrecked your car as an excuse to talk to me?

You'll be out here in the streets with the rest of us.

You'll make it work.

You're crazy. Spencer, I know you don't got that kind of money.

You're doing a real nice thing here.

You're gonna be broke and miserable.

You're just Joe Krutel.

You're kidding me, right?

You're like a big brother to me, man.

You're no better than he is.

You're now looking at the newest salesman

You're picking up the check, worm.

You're right. I'm gonna loan him 300K

You're the best agent in the business, buddy.

You're the second guy who's hit on me today.

You're wearing sunglasses.

You're welcome.

You've got a shot.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

You've got to give me the real scoop.

Your granddaughter is a very lucky little lady.

Your little joy ride you took with Angie the other night.

Your primary account is overdrawn,

Your teammates used to call you the Black Swan, for crying out loud,

Yup, absolutely anything, baby.

6.6 liter V8 turbo diesel six speed tranny.

22nd all time on the receivers list.

40 large. Hear me out.

(crowd cheering) (Spencer chuckles)

(Dan laughs) Spencer: What?

(door closes) (engine starts)

(DOOR OPENS) JULIE: I'm home.

(glass shatters) (grunting)

(hums "SportsCenter" theme) Wow.

(laughs) Bye. Thank you.

(mock laughing) Got me.

(music playing on radio) (exhales)

(music playing on TV) (crowd cheering)

(music playing) (door opens)

(PHONE RINGING) MAMA: To Jumbotron!

(phones ringing) (chatter)

(SCOFFS) What, you disagree?

(SIGHS) ♪ And it's days like these ♪

(tires pop) (brakes squeal)

(whistle blows) (grunting)

(whistle blows) (grunting)

♪ Don't wanna be ♪ Cheers...

♪ Hit it ♪ Shake a tambourine and blow... ♪

♪ Top mistresses and bangin' misses in videos... ♪ MAN: Set, go.

♪ We're gonna make it, baby...♪ He drives a Mercedes.

♪ Wild up in the club... Too easy out here, Coach.

Adam. Adam, it's good to meet you.

All right. Keep it.

ALONZO: I need something else to do, man. COACH: Ricky, let's go.

Always. What's my hair doing? You don't want to know.

Am I invited? Am I invited?

And counting. Look at you. You know your stats.

And counting. Look at you. You know your stats.

And diamonds. Dolphins and diamonds.

and get that signature, huh? Let's do it.

And good morning, Mrs. Lowenstein. Good morning.

And he needs a loan. Not surprised.

And it ain't you. Who is it, then? Fucking Birdman?

And plus, he should know better. Yeah, but most guys don't.

and sign him as a client. Whoa!

and team needs you to do. Absolutely.

And? I'm waiting to hear back from them.

Angie didn't deserve that. I thought she was a ho.

Any leads? Oh, man.

Are you sure? I'm positive.

Are you sure? Why you always ask me that?

Aren't we all? I guess so.

Aren't you Charles Greane? Yes, sir.

Awesome. Three for five and two RBls.

Behind Steve Largent. Who the fuck is that?

Biltmore? Yeah.

BOTH: Mwah! Get in there.

Can you run it back? Ricky: Absolutely, man.

Cash on delivery? Why not?

Charles Greane. No shit.

Cheers, brother. Mm!

Chip, refreshments and a towel. Oh, yeah.

Coach

Coach. Coach. Hey, Csonk, get me one of them Peronis.

Come on in, man. Thank you.

Come on, show some respect. I'm sorry, you're right.

Come on, you got it. Push! Push!

Come on. (grunting)

Do you really? Yeah.

Dog's doing fine. Oh, you know what I read the other day?

Drive safe. Yeah.

Easy on the sauce, Joe. Hmm?

Even play special teams. Absolutely not.

Family. Thank you, man.

For real, man. Thanks, Spencer. Come on.

Fuck that trophy. All right.

Get faster off the ball. Amen.

Get in there. Oh, man.

get the much needed reps in. Mmm.

Get the word out and sign even more athletes. Exactly my thought.

Good looking, baby. Appreciate it.

Good morning, Joe. Morning, Spencer.

Good to see you, Reg. I know you don't mean that.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too. How's it going?

Got a little situation. Another one? How little?

Great work. Thank you.

Happy days. Happy days, fellas. Vernon: Vince!

Have a great day. Thank you, baby. You, too.

He used to be in six. Yeah, I got tossed from one.

He's a beast. He's a decent player.

He's exceeded my expectations. Mine, too.

He's got mad skills. And he gonna need them skills.

He's kind of hard to miss. Did you call Mama? Marcus?

He's trending. Yeah, in the wrong goddamn direction.

He's very strange. He's bipolar.

Hell, no. Fuck the Trojans. All right.

Hey, Joe. Yeah?

Hey, Sally. Hi.

Hey, who's your friend? This is my boss Joe.

Hey! Hey! You love SC.

Hi. Hey.

Holy shit. (crowd cheering)

How fucked up was that? Man, you know what was fucked up

How much you want for it? What I want for what?

How you doing? 37 home runs.

How you doing? Never better.

Huh? Did you hear about Rod?

Huh? Did you hear about Rod?

I didn't say anything. Reginald, mind your words.

I didn't think you'd be home. Hey.

I do not care. Are you threatening to quit?

I don't care. I do care.

I don't suck dicks. I do... not...

I don't want to be traded. You've been traded before.

I hear you, sir. Good.

I know. MAN: That's hard.

I mean, I love her. She is beautiful.

I was worried. Why?

I'll ease up on you. You promise?

I'm a sensitive man. Sensitive?

I'm Dashi. Charles Greane.

I'm mourning. Really?

I'm not doing that. Rick.

I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. It's all right.

I'm still contemplating. Bye

Is that what you're talking to? That's one thing.

It was a loan

It won't happen, sir. On or off the field.

It's 5:01. Which makes you?

It's all clear. Ah, good.

It's Brittney's birthday. My 25th.

It's Eugene's birthday. (CHEERING)

It's not a woman. (sighs)

It's not always that way. Just 99% of the time?

It's on mute. Oh, okay.

It's too easy, man. COACH: Ricky.

Jesus. Kind of big, too.

Joy ride? He's tripping.

Joy ride? He's tripping.

Late. Good, then we understand each other

Let's go. (whistle blows)

Let's go. Bye, Jason.

Let's keep it rolling. All right.

Let's talk about our plan. Let's.

Listen to this. I'll see y'all later.

Loud and clear. I'm fucking serious, Ricky.

Make it quick. (LAUGHS)

MAN #1: And go. ♪ Silly with your ice grilly, what the dealy, yo? ♪

MAN #1: And go. MAN #2: Go, go.

Man, serious question, bro. Yeah?

MAN: To Jumbotron! (CHEERING)

Maybe I'll just say it again. Okay.

Me or him? Him, Spencer.

Meaning you stole it. I'll fucking return it.

Might stab a few lasers. What, are you 12?

Mm hmm. I understand my rep.

Mm, but now you're back. Yeah.

Mm, looking good, looking good. Thank you.

More than anything, sir. I don't believe you.

My favorite. Thank you.

Myself? Yeah.

Never buy a depreciating asset. Okay.

Never. And that you're gonna do anything the coach

No, I just need a minute. 60 seconds, go.

No, it isn't. Hmm.

No, no, no. Just saying, Joe.

No, sir. Here we go, I'm ready. Come on.

No! No! No! Fuck that! Fuck that!

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, you do, do you? Mm hmm.

Oh, you're waiting? Yeah.

Okay. Hey, you got a pen?

On retirement? Not a chance

Ooh! (laughs)

Perfect. Okay.

Pick up Grandma. Yeah.

Ricky. Jason

Salami. Good choice.

Sales of any kind? No, sir

Send Reggie my love. Yeah, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

Serious? What type of question is that?

Seriously? Yeah, that's my boy.

Sharks need space. That they do. That they do.

She was begging for it. Well, she was 72 years old.

She's in branding. How about that?

Small ball? Yeah.

So good to see you. Thank you.

Sorry I'm late. Hey.

Thank you, Lanaia. You're welcome.

Thank you, sir. You take care.

That's great, Spencer. Yeah.

That's Jason? Good.

That's right. I can barely keep up with two.

That's sad. (laughs) Come on. You crazy?

The fuck you care, man? Just wondering if you're attached to it.

The more the merrier. JOE: All right.

the organization wants nothing to do with you. Politics, Rick.

The whole thing? The whole shebang.

Then? Yeah, then. This time it's different, man.

This one a stick? You asked me that yesterday.

This one? Right there.

This shit is humiliating, fellas. We're fixing it.

Those are your words. Well, yeah, that was a year ago, Spence.

To play for the Dolphins? Hell, yeah.

Um, I'm sorry, I... What? You're what?

Vern, big fan. MAMA: Pull up a chair, Joseph.

Vernon, let's talk, buddy. What's up?

We here to celebrate. We have good reason to celebrate.

Well, everyone else does. (LAUGHS)

What about Reggie? We're gonna find a place for Reggie.

What am I supposed to do? Get it under control.

What are you talking about? I ain't got shit to say to you right now, Reggie. Bounce.

What is wrong with you? Plus tax.

What up, though? Dude's wearing my digits.

What?! (LAUGHING)

What's good? Dallas came in big.

What's the horsepower? It's got about 625.

What's up, brother? What's up, man?

Where you at? Where else you think I am?

Where'd you get the glove? Borrowed it from a neighbor's kid.

Who? You are.

Wow. Dan: Sweet!

Yeah

Yeah, hi. Thank you. Hi. Sure.

Yeah, like who? Know the guy who works at the Chevy dealership?

Yeah, we're good. We're good.

Yeah. Danny! All right, we're leaving.

Yeah. Everything good?

Yeah. I don't remember you.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. You're sensitive?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yes, be humble. Also that it won't happen again.

Yes, be humble. Also that it won't happen again.

Yes, I did. A lot of rust.

Yes, sir. Okay.

Yo, what up, Spence? What's up, Vernon?

You a Marlins fan? I love the Marlins.

You ain't gonna believe this. You got married?

You ask me that a lot. I do. How much?

You calling about Jarret? Yes, I am.

You did good, big bro. Bet your ass I did.

You did what? She jumped out the car.

You didn't do what I asked. Wait, wait.

You didn't text me. Mmm.

You guys on vacation? No.

You hear me? Got it.

You heard about Roddney? Yeah, I did, man.

You love that body? I love all that body.

You motherfucker. I knew it. Hey, relax.

You never had that problem, did you? No.

You paid cash? COD all day.

You read that Roger Staubach piece? No.

You saw that? Seen what?

You wanted to talk? Yeah.

You Warren Buffett yet? No, far from it.

...is of a believer who's actually connecting to the spiritual world.

'Cause deep down, I know you like it.

'Cause I ain't holding your hand, only your money.

'cause I knew I wouldn't be around long enough to remember everybody's name.

'Cause now you're a client.

'Cause you got one contract left and when it's done,

'cause you were so graceful, you were so nimble.

'Cause, baby, you know I'd do anything for you.

"No problem, Spence." Must be brutal

"Okay if the kid slips in with us?"

"Wide World of Sports" big.

(ALARM CHIRPS)

(BAND PLAYING) (CROWD CHEERING)

(both laugh)

(BOTH LAUGHS)

(CHATTER)

(chatter)

(cheering continues)

(cheering)

(CHUCKLES)

(crowd booing)

(crowd booing)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(door opens, closes)

(door opens, closes)

(doorbell rings)

(ENGINE ROARS) (TIRES SQUEALS)

(engine starts)

(EXHALES)

(gearshift clicks)

(groans)

(groans)

(GROANS)

(grunting) Hey, Charles, if you have any itch to still play,

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(laughing)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(LAUGHS)

(laughs)

(laughs) I believe the starting gun

(LAUGHS) Let's do some paperwork.

(LAUGHS) Listen...

(laughs) Okay, everything's everything.

(laughs) Yes, I'm sure.

(men shouting)

(music playing)

(music playing)

(music playing)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING) (CHATTERING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(phone rings)

(ringing)

(scoffs)

(SCOFFS) Fuck you, man.

(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

(SHRIEKS)

(SIGHS)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) (PLANE RATTLES)

(SIGHS) Don't you dare fucking tease me.

(SIGHS) Man, I would never turn my back, Spence.

(tires squeal)

(VERNON LAUGHS) Hey, Joe.

(volume increases)

(whispers) Who's the bald guy?

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

(whistle blows)

(whistle blows)

♪ 'Cause we on

♪ 'Cause we on ♪

♪ 'Cause you could save this, it's not too far to carry this. ♪

♪ And I know it's short

♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪

♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪

♪ And it's times like these ♪

♪ And it's times like these... ♪

♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪

♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪

♪ And when there's nowhere else to run ♪

♪ And, uh

♪ And, uh ♪

♪ Any kind of whistle, let's blow ♪

♪ Better get diploma from the hippest school, y'all... ♪

♪ Boy, what is it you want to do when you grow up? ♪

♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪

♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪

♪ Eh, yo, I'm gonna be on ti dop, that's all my eyes can see ♪

♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪

♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪

♪ Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪

♪ I hear people talking bad about... ♪

♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪

♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪

♪ I need direction to perfection ♪

♪ I put in work and watch my status escalate... ♪

♪ I'm with Marley G, bro

♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪

♪ I've been laying, waiting for your next mistake ♪

♪ If you don't love it, leave it ♪

♪ If you're running down my country, man ♪

♪ Is there room for one more son? ♪

♪ It's been a long time coming, but I'm falling short ♪

♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪

♪ Kane is in the building, ****a... ♪

♪ Kane is in the building, ****a... ♪

♪ Let this song I'm singing be a warning ♪

♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪

♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪

♪ No, no, no, no, help me out ♪

♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪

♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪

♪ Our fighting men have fought and died to keep ♪

♪ Plus, I been sippin' so this shit is movin' kinda slow ♪

♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is movin' kinda slow ♪

♪ Running down the way of life ♪

♪ Shake a tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle and blow ♪

♪ Sock it to your whistle, now blow ♪

♪ Switching sides and standing up to things ♪

♪ Talkin' to people gettin' down at the go go ♪

♪ Talkin' to the hippies and the Watergate hiders ♪

♪ Talkin' to the kids and the bicycle riders ♪

♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪

♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪

♪ The cold hearted boy I used to be ♪

♪ The way she shake it make me wanna get all in the booty, yo ♪

♪ These changes ain't changing me ♪

♪ They believe in... ♪

♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪

♪ Uh

♪ Victory is mine, yeah, surprisingly ♪

♪ When I be on the mic, yes, I do my duty, yo ♪

♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪

♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with the Hollywood Cole? ♪

♪ Whylin' with my freak like we up in the freak... ♪

♪ X that, look at shorty, she's a little cutie, yo ♪

♪ Yeah, oh, don't you put me on the backburner ♪

♪ Yeah, oh, don't you put me on the backburner ♪

♪ Yeah, walking on the fighting side of me ♪

♪ Yeah, you know you got to help me out ♪

♪ Yeah, you know you've got to help me out ♪

♪ You know you got to help me out, yeah ♪

♪ You're walking on the fighting side of me... ♪

$300,000?

$40,000 in cash

$45 million guaranteed.

♪ And it's days like

♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪

♪ It's been a long time coming, but I'm falling short ♪

♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go

♪ One month till February, keep on holding on ♪

♪ This that "Slum Dog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪

♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪

♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪

800 grand. Look, we all get burned.