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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015) Soundboard

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is a hilarious comedy film released in 2015. Packed with non-stop laughter and outrageous moments, this movie takes viewers on a wild and wacky adventure through time. Directed by Steve Pink, it is the sequel to the equally zany Hot Tub Time Machine, which hit theaters in 2010.

The film stars an incredibly talented cast, with familiar faces from the original movie returning to reprise their roles. Rob Corddry shines as the unhinged and unpredictable Lou Dorchen, while Craig Robinson brings his unique charm and comedic timing as Nick Webber. Clark Duke adds to the mix as Jacob Dorchen, the nerdy yet endearing sidekick.

However, this time around, John Cusack, who played Adam Yates in the first film, is noticeably absent from the cast. Nonetheless, the trio of Corddry, Robinson, and Duke, along with new addition Adam Scott, delivers an uproarious performance that will leave audiences in stitches.

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 follows the misadventures of Lou, Nick, and Jacob after they inadvertently alter the future during their time-traveling escapades. When Lou is shot and endangered in the present day, the group must jump back into the hot tub time machine to save him. Little do they know, they are about to embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns that will test their friendship, survival skills, and sanity.

Venturing into the future year 2025, the gang finds themselves in a dystopian setting where chaos and absurdity reign supreme. Along the way, they encounter bizarre characters, including Adam Scott's character, Adam Yates Jr., who may hold the key to their salvation.

The comedy in Hot Tub Time Machine 2 relies heavily on outrageous and crude humor, ensuring a constant stream of laughter throughout the film. With a mix of slapstick, innuendos, and witty banter, the script provides plenty of quotable lines that have since become fan favorites.

One of the film's standout moments is a hilarious song titled "You're the One That I Want," performed by Craig Robinson's character and a futuristic rock band. The over-the-top performance perfectly captures the absurdity and lightheartedness of the film, leaving audiences wanting more.

If you're a fan of Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and want to relive the laughter, you're in luck! You can play and download the sounds from this comedic gem right here. Relish in the outrageous lines, memorable music, and uproarious moments that will have you in stitches.

Whether you're a fan of time-travel comedies, raunchy humor, or simply looking for a film that guarantees a good laugh, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is a must-watch. The chemistry between the cast, along with the absurd and unpredictable storyline, creates an unforgettable comedy experience that will leave you wanting more.

So, grab your popcorn, buckle up for a time-traveling adventure, and prepare for a wild ride with Hot Tub Time Machine 2. Be prepared to laugh until your sides ache as you join Lou, Nick, Jacob, and Adam on their absurd and outrageous journey through time. Don't miss out on the chance to play and download the sounds from this fantastic film - you won't regret it!

A banana thrown in there.
A billion fucking dollars.
A parade I attended as a child.
About time someone manned up and shot the bastard.
Adam murdered me.
Adam saved Lincoln!
Adam, I hate to be a stickler, but you guys haven't met yet.
ADAM: It's a genius invention.
ADAM: Okay, I'm coming down.
ADAM: Yeah. And even though I didn't meet my dad,
ADAM: You're a nerd You're a nerd...
Adam? What'd he do, have a light lunch and a spa day?
Ah, here we go! Here we go!
Ah, you're adorable.
Ah!
All I did was get my hair done!
All right. Everybody, get in.
All that and one less minute tonight on 59 Minutes.
ALL: Yeah!
Alongside these future stars?
Alternate universe. Like Fringe.
And destroyed half the waterfront..
And I can copyright that shit.
And I want to get out of this shirt.
And I'm good at receiving guests and...
And inappropriate, what we're doing. You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
And it always wins
And no one likes you
And no one likes you
And our son, consequently.
And the land is in dispute because the llama needs to graze?
And then uses the hot tub to escape somewhere in time
And you attach yourself and you just fuck 'em all up.
And you're dead.
And, you know, call security
ANNOUNCER: Dorchen does it again!
Anyway, do you guys want some fresh clothes?
Are those wooden teeth?
Are you ready for the ride of your fucking life?
As long as we're coming clean, I fucked Marilyn Monroe.
At Gary Winkle's.
At the height of his career,
At the height of his career,
Baby Adam got away.
Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice.
Because life is about number one.
Because of me.
Because this is...
Before that, let's back it up.
Believe me, he did us all a favor.
BOTH: (SINGING) Nerd
BOTH: Feeding it to a shark.
BOTH: High five.
BOTH: High five.
BOTH: You're my best choice!
Brad Syed? He's coming to my wedding.
BRITT: You just got very lucky, my friend,
But Adam, he's, uh... He's off on an experiential journey
But I don't care.
But if Adam took the nitro to the past,
But why would I wanna kill the man partly responsible
By threatening your own existence.
Can I take your jacket?
Can we just move on?
Chlamydia from the batting cages.
Come down fucking rich. I mean, how did that happen?
Come on, Lou, you know he can't help it.
Come on! It's just something I say.
Come on. Let's get a drink.
Cut! Let's reset. Do it again.
Dad?
Daddy's little buddy is turning into Daddy's big buddy.
Did you change?
Did you change?
Didn't you see the cocaine? Look, look, look.
Disappear.
Do you have kiwi? I'll take a kiwi, sliced up
Do you think she and I are gonna be okay?
Don't drop me! Don't drop me!
Don't drop me! Don't drop me!
Don't fucking sneak up on me like that, huh?
Don't take a shit in a sandbox
Don't take a shit in a sandbox
Don't take it off for 24 hours.
Dorchen!
Dude, where the fuck are we going?
Eat shit, Lou.
ED SULLIVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the Beatles!
Enjoy your shit.
Even Grandpappy Dorchen?
Everybody do the
Everybody do the Strut, strut, strut
Everybody do the Strut, strut, strut
Everybody do the...
Everything happens for a reason?
Except, you know, we're supposed to fuck
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Media preferences, Mr. Dorchen?
For the challenge round.
From Comedy Central's World News headquarters in New York.com,
From Lougle Mansion.
From Lougle Mansion.
Fuck a dude. Fuck two dudes.
Fuck me, Uncle Lou by marriage!
Fuck me, Uncle Lou by marriage!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck, I don't know.
Gary Winkle.
Good for you, buddy.
Got you!
Gotcha. Forget I even brought it up.
Grab it! Take my advice.
Guys, I feel fucking great! I think it worked.
Ha! sun got it!
Had a shotgun pointed at my dick
Had to buy it rims to make it go away.
Handle it.
Hard times?
Hard times?
Has anybody seen a grown up Garbage Pail Kid?
Having a football match right in the middle of the floor
He couldn't invent his way out of a fucking paper bag.
He didn't invent Goo... Lougle.
He got caught in a giant paper bag a couple weeks ago
He got shot last night.
He got the jump on me
He stole it.
He was beating the shit out of me!
He's got a real serious drug problem.
He's really got to fix his privacy settings.
He's really got to fix his privacy settings.
Hello?
HEY
Hey
Hey, Courtney. Your tits look fantastic!
Hey, enough with this dad stuff. Call me Lou.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I'm sorry. Look.
Hey, jugglers, give my boys anything they want...
Hey, why don't you make like a fuck off and get out of here?
Hey. That doesn't matter.
High five.
Hmm? Mmm...
Hmm? Mmm...
Holy fuck, I'm your butler.
Holy shit! Did you see that?
Holy shit! Did you see that?
Holy shit.
Honey, have you ever felt
Honey, you're making me seem a little stiff.
Horseradish station. That's right
How the fuck are you rich?
Huh. Nothing's really changed.
I am so tired of solving your problems.
I bet there's not a person in this room who,
I bet you guys didn't know
I burned you.
I did everything.
I did.
I don't care, 'cause there's cocaine right there
I don't know, man. I'm not the guy to ask about marriage.
I don't know.
I don't take their stuff.
I don't wanna go to your sister's either.
I don't want to go to the Grammys.
I don't...
I fucking hate you, Lou.
I get this shit.
I gotta talk to Courtney. I'm... I don't know.
I guess it's not a Lougle party until somebody gets shot at.
I have a surprise for you.
I have a surprise for you.
I have not listened to any of it
I hear you loud and clear, man
I just get sick of explaining it to him.
I just got one question, Sophie.
I just pumped him full of..
I know how this looks
I know it's a potentially risky move... Wedding sorbet!
I know what it's like to feel unappreciated,
I know what you mean. I...
I know where he is
I know your plan, Brad.
I love you, buddy.
I may have,
I mean, here we are, with the greatest power
I mean, I'm not insane.
I mean, you got... You got a plan or something.
I motherfucking miss him.
I remember when I first heard that stupid song. I was like,
I totally misread that song. My apologies.
I treat everyone with the utmost respect and kindness.
I will not.
I won't listen to this song one more fuckin' time!
I'll be back, okay? I promise. I'll be back.
I'm bored by this shit.
I'm coming in
I'm coming in.
I'm glad we're on the same page
I'm going to kill you before you can kill me again!
I'm going to Winkle's
I'm gonna be in the lab, trying to save this company.
I'm gonna send this to everyone.
I'm here to take you to the show
I'm Jacob Dorchen.
I'm Jacob fucking Dorchen! And that means something.
I'm not that strong
I'm not the murderer. Come on.
I'm so comfortable and relaxed right now.
I'm sorry, Lou
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm trying to keep you from flickering.
I've been on a roll.
I've just ruined my own life.
If so, I don't care. I don't care. I forgive you
Into...
It looks like dick picking.
It was a misleading title. But the point is...
It worked! Holy shit! Wait, look!
It's a long story.
It's easy. You just mash two things up together
It's her favorite show
It's how it works.
It's in the ether
It's my duty to live up to the throne
It's not that simple, really.
It's probably pretty hard to shoot a man, right?
It's the Declaration of Independence with a map on the back.
It's the first Bruce Willis movie we missed.
Jacob Dorchen comments on his father's game changing innovation
JACOB: (LAUGHS) Oh! Wait, what was that?
JACOB: Fuck your fucking wig.
JACOB: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
JACOB: So there are no more sex taboos?
JACOB: That was fucking awesome!
Jacob!
Jacuzzi Timelord.
Jill?
Jill's going to kill me. I have to go change
Just a fruit salad.
Just gonna go back in time and kill my dad.
Just gonna go back in time and kill my dad.
Just kidding, guys. I'm up here. What's up?
Just walked up to him. (CLICKS TONGUE)
Just walked up to him. (CLICKS TONGUE)
KELLY: The nanobots can't find any drugs,
Kids, like, trapped in the basement, and the building falls,
Let me do this! I got this!
Let me do this. Hold on.
Let's go save Lou's life.
Let's split up and find Brad on three. One, two, three.
Lie is actually... It's not right, either.
Livin' the dream with high school sweetheart Kelly Dorchen.
Livin' the dream with high school sweetheart Kelly Dorchen.
Look at the people you love most in this world,
Look, look!
Looks like a Miami IKEA.
Lou Dorchen
Lou Sux
Lou the Violator
Lou, if I was going to fuckin' kill you, I wouldn't use a gun, okay?
LOU: Are you having as fantastic a time as I am?
LOU: Holy fuck...
LOU: Shit
LOU: You knew that was gonna happen!
LOU: You knew that was gonna happen!
Lou!
Lou's gonna fuckin' die! He's out of time!
Lou's gonna fuckin' die! He's out of time!
Mad Man is a great show.
MALE ANNOUNCER 1: Tune in tomorrow
MALE ANNOUNCER 2: March 26, 2025.
MAN 1: Juggle knives!
MAN: Apple is going to reinvent the phone.
MAN: Don't listen to anything he says.
MAN: Uh, we're going to just touch you up.
MAN: Yeah. Touch up his nipples, please.
Me? Oh, uh...
Media preferences, Mr. Dorchen?
Mmm hmm.
Mmm..
More so than saving Lincoln?
Motherfucker!
Mr. Webber.
Multiple universes, like Fringe.
My brother works at the NSA and I work for a madman
My dick.
My eyes
Nailed it!
Nailed it!
NARRATOR: Lou Dorchen, the legendary lead singer
NARRATOR: Lou Dorchen's best friend is yet another
NARRATOR: One fateful ski trip in 1986
Nerd
News selected. Thank you, Mr. Dorchen.
Nick Webber Nick Webber
Nick Webber Nick Webber
NICK: Get ready, 'cause here it comes
NICK: How about that?
NICK: Mmm hmm.
NICK: Oh, shit.
NICK: What the fuck? You shot Lou!
Nightclub, combo, whatever the fuck.
No time to explain. Follow me.
No, actually, I'll get a tangerine margarita.
No, it was a book called Predestiny.
No, no, no, no, no! This has got to end now
No, no, no.
No, no! Lou, Lou! Stay with me!
No, that was the third greatest moment of my life.
No, we gotta find Brad
No!
No!
No.
No. Does that sound like me?
No. That can't be right. Right, Jacob?
No. You know why? 'Cause as long as we're here,
No... Oh, no, wait, wait, wait
Nope, not doing anymore You look like.
Not a lot of coats, right? Not a lot of coats.
Not interested. Pass.
Nothing but net. Nothing but net.
Nothing but net. Nothing but net.
Now do it
Now I know why the coat check girl didn't like me
Now, please welcome back
Numero Lou no!
Obviously not the direction of the song, right?
Of metal supergroup Motley Lue,
Of metal supergroup Motley Lue,
Oh, come... Come on!
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, hey, I'm sure you're sick of this,
Oh, my God, it's you.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm actually kind of on the job tonight.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm...
Oh, shit, you guys.
Oh, shit, you guys.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! No. Brad. No, you?
Oh!
Oh! Oh, Well...
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, I get it. I get it
Okay, I'm always going to be a loser. I'm not like you guys.
Okay, it was that Lisa Loeb song
Okay, it was that Lisa Loeb song.
Okay, shut up. I'm at Choozy Doozy.
Okay, so you're married to my aunt, which makes you my uncle.
Okay, yeah
Okay!
Okay!
Okay! Enough!
Okay? Don't do it. 'Cause guess what?
Okay? Don't do it. 'Cause guess what?
Okay. (GIGGLES)
Okay. I don't think it actually works that way.
Okay. I love you
On! (CHUCKLES)
One word, Nick. Fucking amazing...
One...
Ooh! Very scary!
Or we can just go to a strip club. (GASPS)
Or we don't have to do any of that
Our studio audience will have the opportunity
People would love to see the Strut in person.
Poindexter
Poindexter
President Neil Patrick Harris has called
Pristine lot. You can build an office tower,
Quick juggling and make some fucking drinks!
Really turned it all around.
Really?
Really? Would a six year old say that?
Right, but, I mean, we can't go because we have to solve his murder.
Right? Hey
Right? It's fucking awesome.
Say some more stuff! Say something else!
Shit.
Shoot him? (LAUGHS)
Shoot him? (LAUGHS)
Should we go somewhere more private?
Slowly.
So how did the ultimate party animal get the inspiration
So how did the ultimate party animal get the inspiration
So I don't have to talk to you
So I guess you came here in hot tub time machine, too.
So why doesn't Uncle Lou give you guys a little taste, huh?
So why have any fun tonight at all?
So you can't fuck anyone else's wife!
So you never met him?
Some of us have achieved our dreams.
Somebody's grumpy 'cause they got murdered.
Something like that. More of a strut.
Stay with me. Look at me. Look at me.
Stick him! Stick him!
Stop, Lou!
Strut to the time of the clock
Strut to the time of the clock
Tech company in the world?
Technically, you all aren't married yet,
Than the future of this present?
That coat check girl is rude.
That doesn't sound like Adam
That I'd helped him place there
That it would change the fabric of our existence? I couldn't.
That there is a force or something holding the strings
That was me.
That's a good looking dick to me!
That's awesome!
That's ever happened to us. That car's an asshole.
That's my butler.
That's not the only me. You think you're the only you?
That's Raiders of the Lost Ark. You're not even tryin'.
That's right.
That's so 2018
That's some sexy ass future shit right there.
The best idea shall prevail
The car's not an asshole. You're an asshole
The drugs, the constant partying.
The fuck are you still doing here?
The lyrics I made up were original.
The man who will apparently do anything
The name of the cat wrangler.
The name of the cat wrangler.
The Silicon Valley of the South.
The Webber...
There's a ton of yous out there.
They're, like, picking dicks out of a tree.
Think that'll hold you till later?
This is a show that families enjoy.
This is going to get complicated
This is my favorite part!
This is my house.
This is The Daily Show with Jessica Williams.
This is who I've become, isn't it?
This is your revenge to take. Okay?
This is... This is a private party.
This isn't good. She's never late. Ever.
This lady right here
This lady right here
This one was bad.
This one's mine.
Those guys are fucking nerds, Brad
Those guys are fucking nerds, Brad.
To admit that it is fucking insane.
To admit that it is fucking insane.
To become the very definition of a rock god.
To build the most innovative, forward thinking
To keep his shitty career going
To making Lou Dorchen's vision a reality
To where?
To where?
Try to stay with me.
Uh oh! Electric Ladybug, huh?
Uh oh.
Uh, I don't want to fuck a dude
Uh, MMM Bop, triple platinum.
Uh, Mr. Dorchen, could we get this board meeting started?
Uh, so you guys are my dad's full on bros, huh?
Use time travel for more important reasons.
Waffles, waffles. It's a neck and neck with..
Waffles, waffles. It's a neck and neck with...
Wait
Wait for me. You, uh,
Wait, are you saying that time travel is not even possible?
Wait. So all we have to do is go back and Lou's gonna be okay, right?
Wassup, man?
We get ourselves some Al Michaels' Revenge, right?
We need to change people's lives.
We party till we want to kill ourselves. My dad did it
We turned to high school pal, Gary Winkle
We wake up back in time.
We're on a mission to save your life
Well, as much of it as I could remember.
Well, if it's a Shitty Parent's Handbook,
Well, maybe it's not a big deal to you,
Well, that was exciting.
What are the, uh, house rules here?
What are you selling, Gary?
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you think?
What do you want?
What is that, exactly?
What is the big deal
What it means is, at the present, your tub here is just a tub
What the fuck? Lou...
What the fuck's wrong with everybody?
What the fuck's wrong with everybody?
What was the second?
What was the second?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's going on?
What's going on? Lou!
What's happening to him?
What's that in your pocket?
What's that in your pocket?
What's your name, sir?
Whatever. I'm over this.
When we know that he died in 2015,
When we know that he died in 2015,
When's the last time your man gave you flowers,
When's the last time your man gave you flowers,
Where are me and you right now on a scale of, like,
Which, you know, I'll admit, is a sexy side of beef.
Which, you know, I'll admit, is a sexy side of beef.
Who burst onto the world stage out of nowhere
Who cares? Who needs him? I don't need him.
Who gives a shit? What can I get you?
Who is this?
Who shot you?
Who's a nerd now, motherfuckers, huh?
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa..
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why am I bald?
Why are you down there, stupid fuck?
Why aren't you fucking that doggie?
Winkle is not the killer. We gotta go.
Winkle is not the killer. We gotta go.
Worth 2.3 billion dollars, introducing
Wouldn't it be, like, the theme of the whole book?
Wow, they're really good at your dance.
Wow!
Yay.
Yeah, exactly
Yeah, I guess a six year old would say that.
Yeah, I know just the guy. He loves this show.
Yeah, of course
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah. He's a monster.
Yeah, yeah. He's a monster.
Yeah, you're getting married for the rest of your life,
Yeah.
Yeah. Sure you did, buddy
You are my butler.
You bringing that back?
You don't have to touch it that hard.
You don't know what you're doing. You're going to die!
You don't know, but you will
You find a vulnerable host,
You find a vulnerable host,
You get the elements necessary for time travel!
You gotta let Adam go.
You guys are gonna think this is hilarious.
You have no idea
You know what I got that weekend?
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm talking about, huh?
You know what, Adam, I thought about it.
You know what? Dealer's choice.
You know what? Fuck it. Fuck it
You know what? I'm coming down, too! Yay!
You know, like, go to an awesome rehab
You look like you give lectures on public access.
You look like...
You look like... Kevin Yardley!
You not buying that land
You saw it. I'm a disaster.
You see my son? Do you know my son?
You sit on the couch and masturbate while playing video games,
You think I don't want to roll my dick around some cocaine,
You wanna stop your murder, figure it out yourself.
You want me to do the dance?
You want me to do the fucking dance?
You work his dick. Whatever.
You, too, buddy.
You're a fucking nerd
You're a fucking nerd
You're all a bunch of fucking morons!
You're my chief mixologist!
You're really never going to tell me what's inside that box?
(ENGINE REVS) Okay, okay, okay! I mean it.
Always Terminator. Always Terminator. I know.
and get titty slapped? Okay.
BOTH: Yes. No.
Building Explosion? Noah, Building Explosion.
Come on! NICK: Baby Adam
Come on! We want some new ideas! WOMAN: Eat a bunch of waffles!
Do the Strut. No, I'm good.
He's got that runt ball. His son hates him.
Holy shit, he's been shot. In the dick!
Homie? Yeah, I'm your homie
I didn't get... I know what it...
I stood outside all day... (WHIMPERS)
I think it's Jacob. (GASPS)
I think we made it! Let's go!
I think we made it! Let's go!
I trust you. Okay
I'm... Jill. I know
It feels so personal. Mmm.
JACOB: Sorry. Sorry, bro, we gotta go.
Let him do it. JACOB: We'll let him do it
Let him do it. JACOB: We'll let him do it.
Lou, what are we doing here? You know
Lou, what are you doing? Lou, get out of the road.
LOU: Nick. Yeah, buddy.
LOU: Oh, wow! Okay. Fuck your ball juice!
Mazel tov! Congratulations!
My dick! My dick! (BOTH YELLING)
Oh, God
Oh, God. What the fuck?
Oh, thanks, Mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh! Look who it... (GRUNTS)
Oh. GARY: Stick it right there.
Okay, okay. Slowly.
out of his ass... Boom!
Shit! What's happening?
Take that dick. What the fuck?
That's a blink. You can't wink, can you?
That's awesome. NICK: Right.
The fuck? Yeah, seriously.
Webber Strut! (ALL CHEERING)
Well... Yeah. But, hey..
What happened? It's a lifeline,
What happened? It's a lifeline,
What? Grab his arms.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (LAUGHS)
Whoa! I got you!
Whoa! What?
Whoa! What?
Yeah, I can see that. No, it's a smart car.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
Yeah. You found him?
Yeah. Ask me anything. MAN: Okay
Yes! BOTH: The moon!
You get it. (DEVICE BEEPING)
You have to go with them. Uh...
...about what happened at Choozy Doozy..
...for time travel!
'Cause everything is like Terminator!
'Cause if we went back in time, you'd be alive
(ALL EXCLAIM)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL YELLING)
(ALL YELLING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING ON TV)
(BELL TOLLING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(BUZZING)
(CAR BEEPS SADLY)
(CAR BEEPS)
(CAR REVS)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) I got it.
(CHUCKLES) What about Yahoo, huh? Where are they?
(CHUCKLES) Yeah
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DEVICE BEEPING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(EXCLAIMS) Look at that
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(FARTING)
(FIRES)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) Oh.
(GASPS) on.
(GASPS) on.
(GIGGLES)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
(HORN HONKS)
(IMITATES COCKING SHOTGUN)
(INSTRUMENTAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
(LOU GROANING)
(LOU SIGHS)
(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS) As a joke! Come on, you guys get that.
(SCOFFS) Choozy Boozey
(SCOFFS) Choozy Boozey.
(SCOFFS) Of course I can wink.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) Jacob, I know what you're going through.
(SIGHS) She's one of the good ones, man.
(SINGING UPBEAT SONG)
(SINGING) You're a fucking nerd
(SINGS PARODY OF MELANCHOLIC POP SONG)
(SOFTLY) Hey. Before I forget,
(STAMMERS) You know, I'm just kind of a Jack of all trades.
(STUTTERS) I punched a man in the face.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TOLLING CONTINUES)
(VOCALIZING)
(VOCALIZING) It's Satan.
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(WOMAN SHUSHES)
911, right? Yeah
911, right? Yeah

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