A Blossom?
A broad shoulder I can cry on every now and then?
A fact which would very soon be confirmed
A few of Jughead's friends over at Archie's house.
A gun was found.
A list of supplies for Jughead's birthday party.
A list of supplies for Jughead's birthday party.
A narrative quickly emerged.
A new lie about my parents
A new mystery loomed over Riverdale.
A redhead kid comes up to me at the bar,
A soulmate?
A Southside Serpent
A Southside Serpent dating the Sheriff's son?
About defiling Archie Andrews in a closet?
About everything.
About how much my mom and dad love me.
About Jason's murder,
About myself that I struggle with.
About the Blossom murder investigation.
About your father's business arrangements.
About your song.
About yourself?
Absolutely not.
Actually, Archie, there were four Musketeers.
Actually, Hiram and I have talked,
After the morning I've had, I'm ready for just about anything.
After the murder, our family severed ties
After what happened with Cheryl,
After what I just saw in there, she needs you.
After your mom left. Look, we can talk about this later
Alice, that's why.
ALICE: Clifford killed Mustang to cover his tracks,
ALICE: Even as Clifford Blossom, consumed by guilt and shame,
ALICE: FP.
ALICE: That Jason Blossom learned about dear old Dad's drug running,
All of us.
All right. Bye.
All those for Cheryl?
All those for Veronica?
All you missed was my abdication.
ALL: Cheryl!
ALL: Cheryl!
ALL: Surprise!
Already got one with Archie, Lady Macbeth.
Also, man up.
Also, why are you trying to push Fred out of this deal?
Am I gonna have to lie?
American Werewolf in London and Animal House.
And a tidy sum, he would make a delivery for me.
And all this time, I thought you were a lover, not a fighter.
And also a kickoff for the next 75 years.
And as you got older, Jason started to think it was strange, unnatural.
And at the risk of us failing the Bechdel test,
And because you're a Blossom,
And being held for ransom.
And brought you some aspirin for the headache I'm sure you have.
And come what may,
And destroying evidence in a murder investigation
And fair warning. You're the only adult here.
And five months later, your brother was born.
And found this spreadsheet of monthly payments
And given recent events, it's not inconceivable
And he ended up using them against me.
And he never once budged from his story.
And he says it won't change anything between us,
And he was talking to a long haired delinquent wearing a leather jacket.
And he would think that there was some kind of motive.
And he'll try to pull away from you,
And he's welcome to attend the Jubilee, of course.
And help at your dad's hearing.
And helped his chances of going free.
And how'd you know he even lived here?
And hugging me,
And hung a Betty doll from a noose?
And I almost drowned
And I bet it would mean so much to Jughead if you came.
And I can't do anything to help them.
And I don't know where it comes from.
And I took them.
And I wanted to see if maybe you would come
And I was seeing how good they were,
And I would love for you to join them.
And I'm done.
And I'm no snitch.
And I'm not gonna stop until I prove it.
And I'm ready to go on record
And instead I threw you this party that you didn't even want.
And instead I threw you this party that you didn't even want.
And it confirmed how I've been feeling this last week.
And it hasn't made one bit of difference.
And it just made me feel really lonely.
And it would keep you safe.
And left Riverdale, like, two days later.
And legal mumbo jumbo will be done.
And let's not forget that Archie was also at Sweetwater that morning.
And live with your mom.
And maybe he killed Jason Blossom, and...
And maybe he'd be inclined to offer you a lesser sentence.
And maybe he's lying or maybe he isn't.
And meanwhile, Mayor McCoy hasn't even said the words
And my mother, is she...
And not just for The Blue and Gold, for The Register.
And now everyone knows.
And now we know the truth. He was.
And now we're here.
And on my copy of Forever by Judy Blume.
And please, God, do not bring the Blossoms into this.
And says he wants to be with you?
And she needed help, so I brought her here.
And Sheriff Clueless is convinced
And Sheriff Clueless is convinced
And somehow Sheriff Keller would figure out the connection
And telling me that I must be so relieved
And thank you, Mom, for not getting mad that I slept over at Betty's.
And that his confession was true.
And that includes Cheryl.
And that no one wants him here.
And that the babies are okay and healthy.
And that we're all friends.
And that would've been a tragedy of epic proportions.
And that you're safe.
And that's all we're saying
And that's when you shot him and stuffed him in the freezer.
And that's where I saw...
And the Mayor, the DA have a chat,
And the next day, I went away.
And the nightmare was far from over.
And the plot thickens.
And the possession of the murder weapon...
And the reason this hasn't come out yet
And the rest of the school crashing, okay?
And then she really lost it.
And then there was this arbitrary day,
And then transfer to Southside High.
And then, I took him to the Wyrm...
And then, Ms. Grundy quit her job
And there was a bag of money on site
And there won't be anything left to do.
And they're needing to focus it somewhere.
And think it might be confusing
And threatened to expose the truth.
And transferring to Southside High.
And tried to implicate a rival businessman,
And was feeling the heat.
And we all felt that as dangerous as the world around us had become,
And we barely survived.
And we disagreed on how best to handle...
And we don't want you suddenly becoming a target.
And we had a really big fight.
And we took a new one. "Cooper."
And we... We can all start over.
And we'd like to buy you out.
And we've all done our fair share of sinning
And what they've done.
And when my father, being my father, refused,
And who better represents the future of Riverdale
And why did he wait so long to tell us?
And would you describe my father as a good man?
And yet how do we thank him? By banishing him.
And you being there...
And you didn't want to take me
And you realize there is no such thing as control.
And you'll have to transfer schools.
And you're going to take us. Or...
And you've got the combined vocabulary of a baked potato.
And your guys were done dragging Sweetwater River for his body,
And your last week as my social handmaidens.
And your tongue in the Sheriff's kid's mouth.
And, honestly, you less than most.
Anything to say for yourself, Arch?
Anyway, I think the best gift that I could give to Jughead
Apologize for ruining Polly.
Arch, can you give me a hand downstairs?
Archie and I wanted to tell you...
Archie overhead Mr. Blossom
Archie, as my blood brother,
Archie, my priority is keeping you safe.
Archie, the Pussycats will be performing at the Jubilee,
Archie, we can't let him do that.
Archie, what is it?
Archie, where do you want the kegs?
Archie, you entered FP's residence illegally.
ARCHIE: Cheryl!
ARCHIE: Cheryl?
ARCHIE: Excuse me, sir.
ARCHIE: How am I ever gonna look anyone in the eye ever again?
ARCHIE: It was pig's blood, Dad.
ARCHIE: Juggy. Jug. Wake up, we gotta go to Pop's.
ARCHIE: Previously on Riverdale...
ARCHIE: Wait, wait! Wait, Jug!
ARCHIE: We know FP used his call from jail to get in touch with you.
ARCHIE: We're at the bus station,
Archie.
Are going after the Serpents.
Are on this bag?
Are people that, two months ago,
Are you even sorry?
Are you kidding me, Dad? (SCOFFS)
Are you kidding?
Are you legitimately cool with Archie and me?
Are you only going to see Mom now
Are you ready?
Are you serious? You don't know?
Are you sure you should be performing?
Are you sure you want to sit at the social pariah table?
Are you warm enough?
As block captain of the Neighborhood Watch,
As friends.
As long as you're in control.
As long as you're with me, you're writing articles about me and my dad,
As recompense, I'd like to give you this.
As they perform alongside our local hero, Archie Andrews!
As you know, it's our 75th anniversary of our town's founding,
At least he's an honest murderer.
At the beginning of the school year?
At the hands of a Southside Serpent named Mustang
At the Whyte Wyrm.
At this hour, after mixing her reds and whites at the Jubilee,
Aw, definitely. But, Ronnie, we have to be careful.
Aw, I miss this.
Awaiting you, their new directorix.
Basically just going to school.
Be associated with criminals.
Be responsible for Jason's murder, do you?
Because Clifford Blossom
Because FP didn't kill Jason.
Because I knew you would've tried to stop me.
Because it was me.
Because Jason knew some deep, dark, horrible
Because Jason never had the stomach for any of it
Because last time I said I was okay, I wasn't.
Because Lord knows what FP is going to say, now that he's behind bars.
Because they were related.
Because you and Hermione Lodge...
Because you and Ms. Four Eyes were pulling a Mary Kay Letourneau?
Because, what, you're back to being the nice girl now?
Before Hiram comes back.
Before I sent word to Blossom,
Before Jay Jay and I went to the river...
Being together, working together, not a good idea.
Better the sweet hereafter than this awful limbo.
Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge,
Betty, Archie, you're heroes.
Betty, come on.
Betty, I know, you said, you're okay about me and Veronica,
Betty, I saw my dad.
Betty, I think it's important that we hear from Riverdale's best and brightest.
Betty, I'm not one of your projects, okay?
Betty, now that it's just us girls,
Betty, people, not just the police,
Betty, the Southside is where the powers that be want me.
Betty, this is weird.
Betty, what you and Veronica did
Betty, who are you calling?
Betty, you know me,
Betty, you were saying something about Jughead's birthday?
BETTY: And Clifford and Penelope Blossom...
BETTY: Apologize for what you did to me! CHUCK: Look, I'm not Jason.
BETTY: I told her I wouldn't do it.
BETTY: I'm so glad that you're home, Pol.
BETTY: I'm...
BETTY: They're acting like the last week and the last few months didn't even happen.
BETTY: Veronica says she's guilty of plenty,
Betty: Veronica, there's something we need to talk to you about.
BETTY: Wow, it looks great in here.
Betty.
Betty.
Betty. Hey, no...
Betty...
Betty...
Betty's babysitting Polly, mind if I join you?
Betty's getting threats. Jughead is being thrown into a snake pit,
Between FP and Mustang...
Between his upcoming hearing and his potential involvement in Jason's murder,
Between our family and the Blossoms.
Big whoop, Betty.
Blow out the candles and make a wish.
Boy, do I have a twisted secret to reveal.
BOY: Check it out!
Breaking into your dad's trailer was wrong,
Bring it.
But a little part of me always thought...
But Archie and I are having
But at least some good came out of it.
But between that and my cash flow problem, it knocks me out.
But did you love him maybe
But for Jughead and for Betty and Veronica, Dad, it's not over.
But Fred is still on the fence about it.
But he's never been any good at it.
But his father is in jail,
But I appreciate the call, Betty.
But I can damn well make sure
But I can think of someone with a very dirty secret.
But I just wanted to make sure, because...
But I lied.
But I think that's what makes me do these crazy things. Like...
But I'm with Jughead now.
But I've done some...
But if I had to guess? Payback.
But if you personally need anything...
But it just so happens that both our archnemesi,
But it wouldn't surprise me at all
But it's Jughead's birthday.
But it's shut down for the night.
But it's started to cross the tracks, recently, too.
But Jubilees aren't my thing.
But just not with everything.
But not murder. Plus, she has an alibi.
But now that he has a girlfriend...
But of course.
But that's where I met FP,
But then something like the murder of Jason Blossom happens,
But there's something else.
But we both know the truth.
But we wouldn't have met,
But what is Riverdale?
But what you don't know... (SIGHS)
But whenever I have a hole in my jacket pocket,
But why? What couldn't he handle?
But wouldn't you be much happier if we weren't together?
But yes, the prison thing, too.
But you do not know her.
But you hide them from yourself.
But you know what? Maybe I should.
But you know who else is Riverdale?
But you need to be there
But you should still come with us.
But you won't publish it.
But you... You're a Blossom.
But, hey, you knew all about this, right, Jughead?
But, regardless of that, we are known associates
But, that's not exactly what happened...
But...
By asking questions that no one else is asking.
By Monday, this will all be but a dream.
By Sweetwater River, the day Jason went missing.
By telling it like it is.
By the way, I've been thinking.
Cafeteria.
Call my dad.
Called to tell me what happened with Cheryl.
Came to town for a so called "fresh start."
Can benefit greatly from my professional guidance
Can I stay at home today?
Can you just put me on whatever the next bus out of town is?
Cheryl, I'm so sorry I'm late.
Cheryl, please.
Cheryl, what is going on?
Cheryl, what is it?
CHERYL: Everybody keeps coming up to me,
CHERYL: It's a variation on Truth or Dare.
Cheryl: Oh, my God, color me shocked, Archie Andrews.
Cheryl: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Cheryl!
Cheryl?
Cheryl?
Chuck Clayton doesn't have a contrite bone in his muscle bound body.
CHUCK: Well, I guess it's my turn now.
Citrusville, Florida. Leaves tomorrow morning at 6:00.
Classy, Chuck, as always.
Cleaned up the mess, got rid of any evidence...
Cleaning the trailer.
Clearly, I was right
Clifford Blossom had killed himself. But why?
Clifford Blossom tried to end this agreement
Clifford: Hermione Lodge will crumble.
Come on, girls.
Come on, it's bad. Come on, come on!
Come on.
Come on. It'll be like old times.
Conflicted about helping him.
Consider this your last practice as River Vixens,
Considering we found concrete proof
Considering we found concrete proof
Convincing me that you had quit drinking.
Couldn't you have just missed it?
Crime is spreading.
Dad was keeping a secret that almost destroyed us.
Dad, hey.
Dad, I gotta go, bye.
Dad?
Dad.
Dad's files from the basement, Mom.
Daddy?
Damn straight. And I'm still gonna try.
Dealing the drugs that Clifford Blossom brought into the town
Decaf skim latte and a fresh scone.
Deep down, I knew it was a mistake.
Deja vu.
Did FP kill Jason?
Did you kill Jason Blossom?
Did you really think you could have a party
Did you see him pull the trigger?
Did you tell him everything
Didn't know you were such a scoundrel, Archiekins.
Didn't realize you had so many friends.
Dilton Doiley plays with guns.
DILTON: This game is sick.
Do I look like Jughead to you?
Do you ever go down to Sweetwater River?
Do you ever wonder...
Do you think killing Jason was one of them?
Does he know you're calling me?
Doesn't it ever occur to you just how different we are?
Doing at a high school kegger?
Don't act so high and mighty, Alice.
Don't be nervous about your speech.
Don't bother calling the cops. We're not staying. Polly!
Don't forget that pesky confession.
Don't get in the gutter with them.
Don't know who's more of a dick,
Don't listen to them. Everyone else is wrong.
Don't move.
Don't run away from it. Don't run away.
Don't shoot, Alice.
Don't! Do not drag my boyfriend into this.
Don't... Don't say that, Mommy...
Don't... Don't worry, my lips are sealed.
Drown in it, why don't you?
Drugged me, handcuffed me in the Jacuzzi,
Dude, come on. That's a primal betrayal.
Dude, Valerie just got here. You think she wants me back?
Each song, you're getting better and better.
Easy. Look, I only came over here to apologize.
Enough of this Doctor Moreau experimentation in breeding and eugenics.
Enough to keep you in burgers and "S" T shirts for years,
Enough! That's enough!
Especially if you're looking after him.
Especially not Mayor McCoy,
Especially on the Serpents.
Ethel, is Chuck bothering you?
Even if his dad did do it, it's..
Even though all he did was clean up the mess.
Even though he should have been drawn and quartered for what he did.
Ever since the original murder when brother killed brother.
Every day I wonder,
Every day, I feel like there's a new secret,
Every night when I'm laying in bed.
Every year, he goes to a double feature at the Bijou.
Everybody hide.
Everybody knows why I got suspended
Everybody says that, nobody means it.
Everyone else,
Everyone has their secrets.
Everyone knows how much I loved my brother.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everything in our lives is controlled
Everything is tied up into a nice little bow.
Exactly.
Except maybe that I accused Cheryl of twincest.
Except, I told you, Mom, I'm not giving one.
Finally, we'll have peace.
Fine, Ronnie.
Fine?
First of all, we didn't do anything.
For example, hiding incest.
For putting Dad in jail.
For sending Veronica's dad to jail.
For that man to do the right thing,
For your dad being arrested and put in jail.
For your mom, for Jellybean.
For your part in the cover up of Jason Blossom's murder.
Forged your signature, paid off the Serpents.
Forget I said anything, okay?
Forget it, I'll tell her.
Forget it. It's nothing compared to what you're going through.
Found it under his bed.
FP called him from jail.
FP is the killer. Case closed. We're leaving.
FP Jones already confessed to that.
FP Jones,
FP, if you don't help us and your case goes to trial,
FP: I got him a station wagon,
FP: That place is no joke.
FP: This is our insurance.
FP: Yeah, this is Jones.
FRED: Archie, everything all right?
FRED: Hey, guys. Um...
Fred.
Freshman year, I played the whole season with a broken hand.
From 8:25 a.m. to 3:01 p.m., we adhere to a strict regimen.
From Archie and not you, Jug.
From Blossom Maple Farms to Lodge Industries
From the very beginning, Archiekins.
From the wrong side of the tracks.
From what he said in the hall, it seems like he wants to get to his mom in Ohio.
Gasoline.
Get away from her, Chuck.
Get out of my way, Chuck.
Get out!
Get word to Cliff Blossom that his son was alive,
Get you on your feet, and working with Fred,
Get your hands off me, snake.
Getting closer?
Go on!
Go on.
Go to the dark side.
God, Archie, if my mom had anything to do with that...
God, Archie, if my mom had anything to do with that...
Good evening, ladies and gentleman.
Good for them, don't you think?
Good night, FP.
Good times. Joaquin...
Good, because I already posted it
Gossiping, doing homework, being a River Vixen.
Got it.
Great news, Betty.
Great, so what's the problem?
Great, well, I'm calling because it's Jughead's birthday tomorrow,
Great.
Great.
Guys, they're really coming this time.
Guys, we have to go!
Had some scene in the cafeteria yesterday.
HAL: Betty, let's go.
HAL: I broke into his house
Hal's grandfather wasn't just your grandpappy's murder victim.
Hands where I can see them.
Happy birthday, bro.
Happy birthday, bro.
Happy birthday, Jughead.
Happy to be here, celebrating with my son.
Have anything to do with why he's in prison?
Have been happening for 75 years.
Have you changed your mind about making a statement?
Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?
Have you given any more thought to my offer?
He allegedly committed suicide by overdose,
He and Fred? They will not get along.
He asked me to set him up with a getaway car and some cash.
He called Joaquin?
He funneled drugs through Riverdale and then shipped them out.
He got suspended, not expelled.
He knows you can't betray the folks that stand by you.
He needs his friends.
He said he did it, and you know what?
He said it's where he belongs
He said that you and Dad got in a huge fight
He threatened me, Archie.
He told me that you and Chuck
He was a Blossom.
He was apologizing. He didn't do anything wrong!
He was doing business with the Serpents.
He was FP's one phone call.
He would know,
He'd been shot.
He'll make it.
He'll try to disappear into himself.
He's being framed.
He's being used by someone with a crazy motive,
He's concerned for Jug's personal safety.
He's got serious Mommy issues.
He's got some darkness in him.
He's here to prep us for our statements
He's hiding something.
He's hoping I can convince you otherwise.
He's kind of dating Kevin.
He's moving in with a foster family
He's not coming in today. He's at the station.
He's not getting out any time soon.
He's the only person in this town who was loyal.
He's worried about the other students' reaction to it.
He's your father, Veronica, not the Godfather.
Heard your dad could have named names but didn't.
Held him in the basement.
Hell no.
Hell, Betty doesn't even know herself.
Hell, for any good school.
Hell, maybe you should go to Chicago
Helped bring peace and justice to our streets once more?
Here, at least in this booth, we were safe.
Here, here to Betty Cooper.
Here, stash it. Keep it safe.
Here's the latest.
HERMIONE: Fred.
HERMIONE: What's all this?
Hey, Casanova. I, uh... I ordered you the usual.
Hey, guess what?
Hey, I wanted to let you know that I...
Hey, if it'll keep you out of trouble, I'm all for it.
Hey, Jug.
Hey, Jughead's a tough kid.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Hey, right here
Hey, where are you? Have you been getting my messages?
Hey, you may or may not know this,
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Whoa.
Hey. You okay?
Hey. You okay?
Hi there.
Hi, honey.
Hi, Mom.
Hint, we were just there.
Hiram and I had some business.
Hiram is coming home.
Hiram Lodge, as having masterminded the whole thing.
Hiram Lodge's daughter is here.
His sister was going to row him across Sweetwater River,
Hold on.
Honey, I don't know.
Hot chocolate?
How are you holding up?
How are you, Mr. Jones?
How did you get these, Dad?
How far would the Blossoms go to keep them apart?
How is that fair?
How many are you keeping?
How many more people did you invite to this thing?
How's it looking, Mom?
However long he's gone, we've got your back.
I always lose my chapstick in the lining.
I am obligated to ask you
I am scared for you, Elizabeth, not of the truth.
I appreciate the righteous indignation, Betty, I do,
I appreciate you being honest with me,
I approached Mrs. Cooper.
I barely acknowledge my own birthday.
I believe in you, Mom.
I bet everything on it.
I brewed some High Point
I bribed the Mayor to get the drive in land,
I broke up with you because I thought you were a hot mess.
I can ask my father.
I can't answer that, Archie,
I can't confirm or deny...
I can't face the music right now.
I can't let him, or this project,
I changed my mind about Toledo.
I could crash on the couch.
I couldn't be any more thrilled to introduce
I did what I had to do! What I always do!
I did. I thought it would be nice.
I didn't mean to ambush you. (LAUGHS)
I didn't plan on Chuck and Cheryl,
I didn't tell you ahead of time
I didn't think people would be drinking tonight.
I didn't think you were an American Werewolf kind of girl.
I do care. FP may have ruined Jughead's life,
I do have the maddest skills on this squad.
I do. I always will.
I don't care
I don't care what happens to me.
I don't even care where it's going.
I don't even know why,
I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in
I don't know if he heard something he shouldn't have,
I don't know what's gonna happen when this goes to trial,
I don't know who.
I don't know, wistfully.
I don't know.
I don't know. (SCOFFS)
I don't know. Looks like more incriminating evidence to me.
I don't know. Things were always messed up at home.
I don't think it's gonna work out.
I don't think that's spray paint, okay?
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't.
I drunk dialed my dad, Ronnie.
I even followed my son and Betty Cooper
I felt bad we didn't get the chance to talk more before I left.
I got a bus ticket to Toledo.
I grabbed him before he reached his getaway car,
I had just told your father that I was pregnant.
I had no right to pummel you the way I did that day.
I had to choose, and I chose my dad.
I had to know if FP was involved, and if he was connected to my dad.
I hate that word.
I have good news.
I have to answer for my part of it, you understand?
I haven't had the pleasure.
I heard him tell FP something about some rich guy.
I heard Mr. and Mrs. Blossom talking.
I just had a terrific meeting with Principal Weatherbee,
I just testified on my father's behalf
I just wanted to say what if... What if we made a mistake?
I just wanted to talk. Where are you?
I keep wrecking things.
I kept him tied up and worked out my plan.
I know you don't do birthdays,
I like her, a lot. She's amazing.
I looked our son's killer in the eye.
I love you too, Mom.
I love you, Archie.
I love you, Betty Cooper.
I love you.
I mean, don't you think?
I mean, I was terrified. I... I just assumed.
I mean, of course he's gonna ask Jughead questions.
I mean, who would have thought,
I met the foster family that's taking me in.
I need to see this through to the end.
I never asked FP if he did it. I just...
I offered already, Arch.
I only really asked because you made it sound like you were upset.
I overheard Mr. Blossom say he's the one responsible
I put two and two together.
I really wanna do something special for him.
I really want that to be a lie.
I remember. He told me.
I saw it in his eyes.
I saw Ms. Grundy's car
I shared things with your father,
I should have told you about Chuck.
I spoke to Mom last week, she didn't mention any of this, Dad.
I sure did, and I wish I hadn't.
I talked it over with Mrs. Cooper.
I think something happened, Mommy.
I thought I knew this town.
I thought...
I told Betty and Jughead,
I told him not to sign the divorce papers.
I told your father that you were...
I tried calling him. I left him messages. He's not answering his phone.
I trust Jughead, Mom.
I understand.
I understand.
I wanna slam whoever did that through a wall.
I want the truth.
I want to be that for you.
I want to help with your investigation.
I want you to go back inside and talk to your girl.
I wanted to do something special.
I warned you, Elizabeth, about publishing that article.
I was hoping maybe you could talk to Archie.
I was seeing Betty and Jughead
I was so happy, for the first time in so long.
I was with him all night,
I went down to the station, and passed myself off as his attorney
I went to the station.
I would much rather take some heat for being honest
I would've added you and Ms. Grundy to the book of conquests.
I wouldn't put it past the wig wearing monster.
I, uh... I like Jughead. [CHUCKLES]
I... I told you, it's in your best interest to get out
I'd hold it, Ethel.
I'd like to feature you both at the Jubilee.
I'd like to know why your father is stealing
I'd like to thank Mayor McCoy for inviting me to speak on this historic day.
I'd love that, Archie.
I'd rather not say, miss.
I'll be back.
I'll check in.
I'll come meet you.
I'll consider it.
I'll do my best.
I'll just sexually manipulate Archie into doing my bidding.
I'll just warm up and go home.
