☊ Sex Education (2019) - Season 1 Soundboard

A bad girl. Let it be known to the world.

A fierce, feminist voice of 20th century Britain, obviously.

A friend of a friend saw it once

A girlfriend.

A good therapist, a, you know... a "good" therapist,

A job where one wrong word could trigger a nervous breakdown,

A lesson for us all.

A little bit of advice, lovey.

A lot of it's Dad's fault, but mostly it's just...

A new book? Well, that's... that's great!

A party! An actual party that we have actually been invited to.

A sex therapist.

A word to the wise.

A young lad dropped it off. Skinny, sickly looking fella.

Aah... Mm... Aaah... Hm?

Aah... Oh!

About four months.

About me?

About my... [clicks tongue]

About pornographic images shared on mobile devices.

About the sanitary things, yaaas! [chuckles]

About to shag,

Actually, because their penises are seven feet long.

Actually, don't. I got a rash last time. Let's do it from behind.

Actually, go on then, one beer won't hurt.

Actually, I can't. I've got an essay to write.

Actually, it's... it's good to have a good clean out.

Actually, on second thought...

Actually, there's something I need to do.

Actually, uh... Okay, then. Yeah.

Actually, very good rockets.

Actually... No, it's all right. I'm fine. It's fine.

Adam and the Ants, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains.

Adam couldn't make it,

Adam Groff to the headmaster's office, please.

Adam thought As You Like It was a song by Jay Z.

Adam, it's fine, I can do it myself.

Adam, we should talk about

Adam, what the fuck, man?

Adam!

Adam! Adam, wait. Wait.

Adam?

Adam’s essay.

Adequate.

Agreed. Ritualized teenage fun sucks.

Ah ah! Are those the ones that like to do it in animal costumes?

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Stop.

Ah, so, if...

Ah, stop! Ah! No! [yelps]

Ah, toss.

Ah, you gave us quite a fright, darling.

Ah!

Ah! [stammers]

Ah! Kelly Clarkson! Poet.

Ah. Ha ha ha ha.

Ah...

Ah... Uh...

Ahem.

Ahem. I'm off.

Aimee said you can't come.

Aimee? You all right?

Aimee’s house party.

Aims... I don't...

All of them. I'm a bitch, Maeve. I'm a bitch to everyone.

All right, show’s over. Go on.

All right?

All right? This was your idea.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Thanks, man.

All right. You're gonna get bombed.

All right...

All she does is talk about sex. She has zero boundaries.

All the time.

All together now.

Alone.

Also, chill out. You jizzed your pants, you're not Hannibal Lecter.

Also, I'm Lily.

Also, your grades are very impressive, and we are aiming to improve our average.

Although he's a very rigid man.

Am I gonna get a house tour, then, or what?

An amateur?

And a normal dad.

And a plastic cock and balls.

And a very angry and actually quite aggressive supplier.

And also, Glenoxi's a bit of a slut.

And also...

And detention for the rest of the term.

And do normal things.

And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome,

And each person has a history of unique experiences,

And every time she texts you, this happens

And everything's completely normal, until...

And for the soup.

And girls love big gestures, right?

And have you considered the possibility of adoption?

And he can't get his average sized dick in my stupid vagina.

And he really likes your daughter.

And he turns up with a boom box outside her house,

And he's got a great family.

And he’s putting his bits in their bits.

And how many sexual partners do you currently have?

And I can't keep up.

And I can't stop, and he sees my jizz face?

And I feel clammy...

And I feel like I'm losing you.

And I feel way more guilty about the ones that I had

And I have a brother as well. He's the funniest guy I know, but...

And I heard you sort of give out sex advice.

And I just have no room in my life

And I keep telling you I'm supposed to be with Eric right now,

And I literally thought I was gonna shit myself.

And I really hope that you find what you're looking for.

And I think my clit might drop off.

And I think we should go back to the beginning.

And I thought I liked being that way.

And I tried, but, to be honest, um...

And I want to give you an opportunity to be able to express your feelings.

And I was looking down,

And I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it.

And I'm all orange!

And I'm sorry.

And I'm sorry... if I upset your friend.

And I'm thinking I shouldn't have, 'cause I'm all confused, and... and hot.

And I've just realized it's got shellfish in.

And if you give me a second chance, I will not waste it.

And if you're not careful...

And it hurts, and no one deserves to be shamed, not even Ruby.

And it was serious, but this crazy thing happened.

And it won't happen if you fall off that moon and die.

And it's been a long time since...

And it's like I'm the glue that's holding them together.

And it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it.

And miss this race.

And my moms might be getting a divorce.

And my nan had just died. I I wasn't myself.

And nearly drowned in her hot tub.

And no one will have sex with me because I'm just the weird virgin girl.

And no, it's not you, Mr. Groff.

And not the cool Snoop Dogg kind.

And not with the cushions.

And now they are evil.

And now they have trouble with sexual performance.

And now you're angry with me, but you're also fixing my sink. [chuckles]

And now, a request. This is for all the couples in the room.

And now, it's all wonky.

And of course, some men also...

And Ola, my daughter, helped me to take care of her when I couldn't.

And on this one you just drew a picture of a

And peddles an unrealistic portrayal of romantic love, so

And peddles an unrealistic portrayal of romantic love. So, no.

And please, be quiet.

And quite a complex understanding of Shakespeare's ability

And reality can be... just, quite different.

And really loving, and...

And she has just found the perfect dress.

And she meets Lord Zortac.

And she now thinks you're a gay basher.

And she thinks it's totally acceptable.

And she was flattered.

And she's hot. Why didn't you say she was hot?

And she’s the best kind of cool,

And sometimes I do the wrong thing.

And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way.

And status means popular.

And thank you for coming.

And that the radiation can cause a cancer of the balls?

And that's my dick.

And that's still weird.

And the chat.

And the human rights issues, but...

And the latter is barely remembered as a philosophical movement.

And the whole thing was a waste of time

And then he comes.

And then he just goes on and on and on.

And then how did that make you feel?

And then I'll go to uni and I'll be behind everyone,

And then I'll grow old and die alone in my house,

And then I'll never have sex

And then she dumped him because he wore the wrong socks to school.

And then she ignores me for days.

And then straight back on to the book tour.

And then the song and then the feminist stuff that you like.

And then you just hate everything about Sweden.

And then you move on to the next conquest, before it gets too intimate.

And then you will face an external tribunal

And then, uh, smash you, uh, head to head with an 18 wheeler truck

And there it is.

And there's a speed dating event for jazz lovers

And they don’t want us because...

And they go, "He's just a guy in the corner."

And they say, "Who’s that guy?"

And this feels potentially quite zeitgeisty.

And thought,

And thrust it towards her abdominal sex cavity.

And us. It... has to stop.

And we do desperately need a French horn.

And we need their money.

And we split just after the publication.

And we’re just two losers that nobody wants.

And what are you doing here so early, Maeve?

And what makes them even more fascinating is that there are thousands of them here.

And when I'm doing it with Jessa...

And who's gonna be there to collect you after the procedure?

And why have I got dick hands?"

And you already know all that, don't you?

And you also spelt out "I love you" on her lawn in leaves?

And you are my blind spot.

And you can't deal with it.

And you can't even jack your beanstalk.

And you could be humiliated.

And you do this quite often, romancing your customers.

And you don't answer many… Is that a therapist thing?

And you need to work on your delivery skills.

And you realize you don’t have the right screw

And you...

And you're here.

And you're not repressed,

And you're squished to the road, and you're dead.

And you've abandoned me for someone that you've known for five seconds.

And your body

And, at first, she despises him,

And, like, last week, I got chased by a fox, and Kyle threw a shoe at it.

And, sometimes, you're unlucky.

And, uh... [clears throat]

And, well, the magazine was a bit overkill.

And? Apparently, last time, Warhammer Tom drank 14 Jägerbombs

And... And also, I was mad that she said I smelt like crisps.

And... I'm so sorry.

And... No, actually, I don't wanna talk about this.

And... some of it is your fault.

Angry.

Anwar, I think we should let him help her.

Any other ideas?

Anyone got any STIs?

Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Anything you say is fine. There's no judgment.

Anyway, I love hosting.

Anyway, I thought you called her a house cat.

Anyway, I want you to know that you can talk to me about anything.

Anyway, I'd better go. Bye, Otis.

Anyway, point is, whoever did this

Anyway, she's not gonna fall for this whole performance.

Anyway, your 8:30 awaits.

Apparently, I broke him.

Apparently, there's been an outbreak of pubic lice.

Are any of you even listening? No, I didn't think so. Anyway...

Are we... are we not gonna talk about this? Is that it?

Are you a bodybuilder?

Are you a friend of Otis'?

Are you enjoying the party?

Are you going to write me up?

Are you going?

Are you gonna sniff my head again?

Are you listening to Sløtface?

Are you mental?

Are you some kind of bodybuilder?

Are you suggesting I don't know what my own son sounds like?

Are you sure? I mean...

Are you writing another book?

Aren't you supposed to say something encouraging?

Aren’t we so proud?

As an individual.

As he gets closer to orgasm, you can speed up.

As in, you mean do I wanna have sex with my mum?

As she pulled his glistening phallus inside her,

As we all know...

As you all know, we are holding a charity event next week

Ask me again in a week.

Ask me in an hour.

Asshole.

At 15 weeks, a baby can see light.

At 15 weeks, your baby can see light.

At eight weeks, your baby's heart is beating.

At last we meet.

At least I'm not expelled.

At least you got Adam to leave me alone.

Aww! I wish my mum was a sex guru.

Aww! You both look so smart.

Aww.

Aww. Don't you want to live happily ever after?

Aww. Listen, who needs her, anyway?

Bacon!

Bad.

Badass?

Based on his choice of Hawaiian shirt.

Basically, I had to disappear.

Be proud of your penis and your heritage.

Be right back.

Bearded piece of fucking shit.

Because Adam is going to kill you in your own home.

Because friends are supposed to listen to each other.

Because he was responsible for killing her entire family

Because he's ruined his trousers.

Because I...

Because I'll be too embarrassed and weird and virginal,

Because I'm a loser and she is a lioness.

Because I'm getting a life beyond our friendship,

Because I'm in love with Maeve, all right? There, I admit it. Are you happy?

Because I'm ready when you are.

Because no one in this place even knows it yet.

Because of the failure you have become!

Because she's my mum.

Because smoking is definitely not vegan.

Because someone like Maeve is never gonna be interested in me,

Because the headmistress embezzled our finances.

Because they really get you.

Because we've been friends since we were nine years old,

Because you're difficult, Maeve, to know.

Because you're the best.

Because you’re embarrassing.

Because, recently...

Before assembly and after every race.

Before he joined our church, he had a...

Before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out...

Belle falls in love with a giant beast who's imprisoned her.

Besides, didn't Jesus say something about forgiveness?

Bet you they have loads of toilets.

Between existentialism and transcendentalism,

Beware the wild female.

Biology went over.

Bitch, please.

Blasting her favorite song, and everyone in the audience swoons?

Bloody hell! I won't do it again, then. Sorry for asking.

Bloody hell.

Blow on my ear and get ready for fireworks.

Breaking the lawn chair, skinning the fish.

Brilliant soundtrack. Iconic amongst the LGBTQI community.

But be careful with how much you smoke.

But can I just stay in here for a bit? Um...

But Charlie's born again.

But chilled.

But for some reason, I'm here with you and the carpet.

But he had a big bag with him.

But he was blazed when it happened, so it only hurt a bit.

But he, like...

But he's...

But his phallus grew limp.

But I am watching you with my ears. [laughs]

But I did feel that it was important to tell you

But I did hear it.

But I don't understand.

But I guess I wasn't expecting it to hurt quite so much.

But I guess it should have said, "Sorry."

But I have, I've got one and I've looked at it a lot.

But I know exactly what I want.

But I know I can be better.

But I missed my bus, so thanks for that.

But I need your help. Everything you said worked.

But I really commend you on your directness and your bravado

But I really want to have sex.

But I think he looks nice.

But I think,

But I want to have sex, so why would I do that?

But I was an idiot because I wanted to hide how I felt.

But I'm afraid my pipe's burst under my sink.

But I've sort of realized that I want her to hang around with me more.

But if I don't go down on him, he won't go down on me.

But if it’s very heavy, then you should call us straightaway.

But if that guy even sees a Kama Sutra, he will destroy your life.

But if they had been here today to see my little sister,

But in a fun way that engages all sides of your brain.

But in every cloud, there is a rainstorm.

But instead of talking about mental health stuff, she talks about sex.

But it can also cause tremendous pain.

But it has very serious consequences

But it seemed like it was a big step.

But it will not be me!

But it... it's just a job.

But it's a client.

But it's all about her.

But it's definitely you.

But it's just that... well, we didn't think...

But it's over.

But just the good bits.

But maybe her dad squished the message on the cake with his foot,

But maybe reconsider your outfit just in case it is a date.

But my fear is he found out that...

But my little sister, Maeve, is going to her first school dance tonight

But my wife died.

But neither is likely to change.

But neither of you are listening.

But no teeth, especially if you’re packin' metal, Natalie.

But one can only try.

But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are

But our problem is with the sex, not the relationship.

But she hasn't actually said no.

But she left.

But she's not a snob. I mean, she'll listen to pop.

But so am I.

But so is algebra. I'll probably have to choose one or the other next year.

But somehow it makes it better.

But that's not why I'm here.

But that's only 'cause he set his jeans on fire.

But then she dumped me for Glen Jacobs.

But then she forgives him when he agrees to become her sex slave...

But then, she wants to do it again and round and round we go.

But this is so great for you guys! [laughs]

But we can do better. Yeah?

But we say nasty stuff about everyone.

But what I'd like you to do is, really, first, just mind map.

But when we have sex...

But why...

But with buttons done up wrong

But with words.

But yeah, she's constantly asking me inappropriate things,

But you are... so different.

But you can't go around punching people.

But you can't make people like you.

But you don't wanna hang out with her. I get it.

But you mustn't feel left behind.

But you're growing up, and...

But you're not honest at all.

But you're right, I can be, uh... impulsive.

But your outlook can.

But, hey, did you guys manage to find any clients?

But, hey, it's just your education, right?

But, remember that Leon has leukemia

But, um, I needed to know about scissoring.

But, um, just between you and me, he's, um...

But, um... I don't really write anymore.

But?

But...

But... Did you and Maeve, like, date or something?

Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.

Calmly moving on.

Can Can we change the channels?

Can I get back to you on that?

Can I get back to you?

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Can we get a show of hands, please?

Can we stop talking about Maeve, please? Look, it was a weird blip.

Can you come and pick me up?

Can you do that?

Can you go and see if he's all right?

Can you help?

Can you just go and ask?

Can you not even get hard now?

Can you not shout, okay?

Can you smell...

Can't Action Man buy you a dress?

Can't I just have one fun night? I never do this kind of thing.

Can't imagine being afraid of my own dad.

Captain of the Warhammer Society. His balls finally dropped.

Case in point, even Maeve Wiley's boobs have gotten bigger,

Chapter One. "Otis's surprise emission."

Charlie can't change his past. And what's important is who he is now.

Check if you like.

Cheers, boy. Have fun, guys.

Chocolate chips, which I shall arrange into smiley faces

Christ, I feel like a teenager. [sighs]

Christ! Just take the bloody photo, Maureen.

Client testimonials. But we've only had one other client.

Clinic's over. Sorry.

Closer!

Coincidence? I think not.

Combined with a very ill informed drunken night out,

Come and hang out again.

Come in.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, hombre. Andale.

Come on, I can pay double.

Come on, it won't be good without you.

Come on, it's not it won't take long. I've gotta be somewhere, too.

Come on, Jackson!

Come on, Jackson! Yes!

Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Come on, let's go get you some punch.

Come on, man. Look, we talk, we laugh. We have crazy good sex.

Come on, man. Not my Curly Wurly.

Come on, Otis, he's Jackson and I'm... You know.

Come on, please?

Come on, that's right! Go on!

Come on, then. Aaah!

Come on, then. Tell me about your golden boy.

Come on, you know you want to.

Come on!

Come on.

Comin'.

Completely inappropriate.

Complex female characters.

Condoms aren't always a hundred percent effective.

Congratulations.

Conrad.

Cons?

Considering you had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Cool beans.

Cool.

Cool. Cool.

Cool. We'll just have sex in the back of my car forever.

Cool. Yeah. I'll book you in.

Correct. [chuckles]

Could be anywhere.

Could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst.

Could you give me a leg up?

Could you not tell anyone about this, please?

Could you... possibly take a look at something else first?

Count yourself lucky she didn't bite your scrote.

Course he will. If you keep trying.

Course you are. We're going together.

Cranberry juice is good for thrush.

Crochet.

Dad, I think I know who

Dad, it wasn't...

Dad, it's okay. It's a costume.

Dad?

Dad. [laughing]

Daddy was naked with that lady in his office.

Dancey dancey dancing! That's right!

Dancey!

Darling, you're wearing a hat.

Deal's off.

Dear Father God,

Decking the other gay guy, yeah, that's perfect, Eric.

Dedicating our entire lives to your success?

Deflowering the maiden.

Descriptive words, Tim?

Detention for the rest of term.

Dickhead!

Dickhead.

Did a fart on Mr. Hendricks' head?

Did he tell you where he was goin'? Or...

Did it sound like Adam to you?

Did someone try and hurt you?

Did you and your little friend get them from your brother?

Did you come back for your shoes?

Did you find Madam?

Did you guys see Ola?

Did you hear that?

Did you know that at six weeks, your baby can feel?

Did you know that humans are not the only species to perform fellatio?

Did you know that they emit radiation

Did you know that whales only have sex for 35 seconds?

Did you see anybody take my coat? It had my phone and wallet in it.

Did you see anyone take my coat? It had my phone and my wallet in it.

Did you talk to him about your fight with Eric?

Did you... you know?

Didn't he tell you?

Didn't know what it was.

Didn't look like nothin'.

Didn't Maeve tell you? I just I don't wanna say it again.

Didn't think so.

Died in combat and our mum passed shortly after.

Diligent, reliable, resilient.

Disappear again and I'll stab you in the eye.

Disappointed, Glenoxi left the room.

Do I ever remind you of Dad?

Do we have to?

Do you always avoid questions like this?

Do you have an Oedipal complex?

Do you have any idea what you have done?

Do you have any music?

Do you have things in common?

Do you have to be so much?

Do you have to be so vigorous?

Do you hear what he's saying, Kate?

Do you know how it started?

Do you know how long I've been called Cock Biter?

Do you know what sex is, Otis?

Do you know what? I I'm just gonna go.

Do you know why you're here?

Do you know you are the only person

Do you like being out of control?

Do you like my tits?

Do you like Ola?

Do you love me?

Do you need money? I can lend you some.

Do you reckon his brain is so small 'cause his dick is so big?

Do you see them?

Do you still want me to wait?

Do you think I like getting up at 4:30 every morning,

Do you think people are havin' a good time?

Do you think you could possibly come and fix it?

Do you understand, Liam?

Do you use contraception?

Do you wanna come on my face?

Do you wanna come on them?

Do you wanna get monged?

Do you wanna go out with me?

Do you wanna hang out later?

Do you wanna meet my parents tonight? They've been asking about you, so...

Do you want a sandwich?

Do you want me to come in? I can just

Do you want me to come inside with you?

Do you want me to go down on you? Ruthie?

Do you want one?

Do you want some background of the clients, or...

Do you want some?

Do you want to come in and we can get started?

Do you want to come in for a bit?

Do you want to go home?

Do you want to go to the ball with me?

Do you want to kiss me?

Do you, erm... [clears throat] Do you... like manga?

Do you... do you want to go to the dance with me?

Does it hurt?

Does that make sense?

Doesn't matter. Maeve said the whole thing is off, so...

Doesn't mean we're bad people.

Doesn’t he remind you of someone?

Doesn’t she look so pretty?

Dog shit?

Don't be a man child, get a move on. I'm late for work!

Don't be late.

Don't be like that. Come on. What's goin' on with you? Let's catch up!

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't be stupid.

Don't bother, okay? You shouldn’t be walkin' dogs if you can’t control them.

Don't feel like talking.

Don't fucking...

Don't give a fuck about your pencil case. Curly Wurly.

Don't give it away next time.

Don't go in my room.

Don't go too deep. Looks awkward.

Don't go.

Don't kid yourself. You did not drop out for me.

Don't let anyone take that away from you.

Don't look.

Don't misuse it.

Don't push me.

Don't take it personally, okay?

Don't take too long, though.

Don't tell me you choked again.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry. Left handed.

Don't you take that tone with me, young lady.

Don’t be surprised if he doesn’t seem keen.

Down in a minute!

Down to compatible pheromones.

Dude, I am so proud of you.

Dude, where’s my hat?

Dude, why is your mum here?

Dude, your mum has a lot of weird sex shit in the house.

During the reign of which British king?

During the war of Gamma Velorum,

E Man. What's up today?

Earlier this year, our dad, who served this country bravely,

Earliest memory,

Eat it!

Ed Sheeran. I mean, say what you want about the little fella, but...

Eh...

Eh... Did you get my text?

Eh... I'm an odd person.

Eh... Yeah... Yes, um... I do.

Elevator pitch.

Emotional blackmail, demanding an apology. This is some girl shit.

Enjoy suspension, trumpet boy.

Enough!

Enough. Enough! This is ineffective communication!

Entry is compulsory.

Er, Adam Groff.

Er, and also classes to attend,

Er, Joseph Conman.

Er, let's start today's assembly with a very special announcement.

Er, look.... Let's go to bed. We can talk about this in the morning.

Er, the winner of this year's sixth form essay competition has been decided.

Er, you wanted to see me, sir?

Er...

Er... [chuckles]

Er... ah... Okay! Okay! Okay. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Er... In ten years' time..

Er... Okay. Well, it's not an emergency.

Er... We need to talk about...

Er... Yeah, it's, erm... life changing, actually.

Eric Effiong to Mr. Groff's office.

Eric, I'm giving the money back.

Eric, wait!

Eric, you can't go out dressed like this. Go and change.

Eric.

Eric...

Eric... why are you so angry?

Eric's got a girlfriend!

Erm...

Erm... Er...

Erm... That was... I need a safe word. [chuckles]

Erm... Ye Yes, already said.

Especially when there's a nicer guy with rock hard abs.

Even though Mum says it'll make my face look chubby?

Ever so serious,

Everybody's either thinking about shagging,

Everyone has bodies, right. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Everyone inside, now!

Everyone likes chocolate.

Everyone loves you.

Everyone stop staring.

Everyone treatin' me like shit.

Everyone's got a picture of my lovely big dick.

Everyone's watching me all the time. Everyone's like,

Everything all right, love?

Everything just works.

Everything was perfect.

Everything.

Everything's changing round here, and it's changing fast.

Ex husband.

Examine the ways that Rosalind, uh, tests Orlando's love for her

Except, the problem is, we can't afford this dress,

Exchanging money.

Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Are you picking someone up?

Excuse the pun.

Exercise.

Explaining why Sartre is the prominent voice of the former,

Fair enough. I understand.

Fairytales are all about female suppression.

Father son stuff.

Feel free to stimulate it with your fingers in a circular motion.

Feel it!

Feel this way about areas.

Feel today?

Feeling that it's... it's sort of taboo, or dirty.

Fine.

Fine. Suit yourself.

Finish your research?

First stop, Las Vegas. And that is one crazy town!

First, I mean, lesbian sex therapy session. [chuckles]

Firstly, a very serious warning

For my own sexual gratification.

For the girls in year nine who are raising money for Ugandan...

For the kind of intimacy that you are clearly craving.

For Ugandan schoolgirls, raising awareness for...

For, if dreams die,

For, like, a second, yeah.

For, like, memories.

Forgettin' someone's birthday is not domestic abuse, Cynthia.

Found the, uh... art.

Found us a client.

Four years.

Four, five, six, seven...

From lowly caterpillars into... awesome killer whales.

From the fact that you're clearly in love with Maeve!

From your tattoos and lack of driving license,

Fucking piece of... wanking piece of fucking shit!

Funny lad. [chuckles]

Gag reflex problems. She vommed on her boyfriend's penis.

Gah!

Gah! Fuck!

Gay.

Get a job, take responsibility.

Get a move on, Jackson.

Get down, now!

Get in here!

Get it together, we've got clients.

Get off me!

Get off!

Get on. We got to get on it. Just hold the doors.

Get out of here! [laughs]

Get outta here! Go on, sit down.

Get to class.

Get to the sex!

Get to work.

Gettin' a head start, Mr. Groff.

Ginger beer is the S H I T.

Girls like dudes that are casual.

Give me a kiss.

Give me some.

Give me that Curly Wurly...

Give me what you've got.

Glad to see you back, Eric.

Glenoxi felt her captor eyeing her.

Go ahead, Tromboner.

Go and confront him.

Go and get ready for school.

Go get herpes somewhere else, guys.

Go get hot water and bleach. I don't want your mother seeing this.

Go hang out with your Head Boy and don't worry about me. All right?

Go home.

Go on a date sometime.

Go on, show us your dick.

Go on, tell us about the Langston Hughes quote. So clever.

Go on, then. Do your thing.

Go on, though, what's it all about, eh?

Go on, you too.

Go on.

Go on. Give him a proper hug!

Go on. One more.

Go tell Groff if you're so sure.

Go! Keep it going!

God, black Jesus is much sexier than white Jesus.

God, that's strong stuff.

God, yeah. My auntie got eaten by wasps.

God!

Going to Kyle's for a smoke. We're a thing now.

Good for you.

Good job.

Good luck with that. I'm... I'm going away now.

Good luck.

Good night, Headmaster Groff.

Good night, Mrs. Groff.

Good night.

Good session, team. Great progress.

Good to see you and your family.

Good try, Eric!

Good.

Gormenghast and Titus Alone?

Grander

Granny!

Great

Great for my self esteem.

Great, how about after school?

Great, it's you.

Great! Fantastic.

Great.

Great. Great. No, I I need props.

Great. I'll let them know.

Great. Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic. Olivia's on a diet.

Great. We were just saying we need new accountants.

Great. Well, come on in, then.

Great. What shall I do?

Great. You can take these back for me.

Greatness is forever, Jackson!

Groovy is not a thing. It hasn't been for a long time.

Guys, my parents are still kind of angry about the party.

Guys! [chuckles]

Guys! You're not supposed to run in the hallway.

Guys?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha!

Ha ha. I am so impressed.

Ha ha. Oh, you were afraid.

Ha ha. Yeah, that's funny. Don't you have training?

Had a thing.

Had some really interesting thoughts about me and Jeffrey's marital problems.

Hah! He's kidding. Why do you ask?

Hah! No, seriously. Please do get consent.

Hand jobs, fingering, oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff.

Hand them over.

Hanging around after hours,

Happy birthday, mate.

Happy birthday.

Has anyone seen Jackson?

Has he given them to me? Am I riddled with worms now?

Has probably ruined our chances of being together?

Hat Man!

Have a brilliant time.

Have a seat.

Have fun.

Have high enough quantities of androsterone, which is the...

Have let an innocent child like Milburn be turned into a drug mule.

Have you been smokin' again?

Have you been writing?

Have you considered any other forms of contraception?

Have you done it?

Have you even thought about asking her what she wants

Have you ever done anything you're not supposed to, Otis?

Have you ever tried a mind map?

Have you got a penis, Miss?

Have you got any Nesquik?

Have you got the money?

Have you tried asking her?

Haven't you got training?

Having a boyfriend is the best thing.

Having super hot, athletic, sweaty intercourse?

He came, Otis.

He changed his shirt three times and put on way too much aftershave.

He did cheat, on Jesus.

He does seem keen for us to hang out more, but...

He doesn't. I actually quite like him.

He faked it.

He had a project or something.

He has been wearing a lot of trackie bottoms recently,

He hasn't had sex or anything yet. He's a bit confused about all that stuff, so...

He just... He just seems so serious.

He looks sweet. Don't really seem like your type, though.

He paid you to tell him what I like?

He said some stuff...

He said that you can go to the dance tonight if you want to.

He said, 'Hold fast to dreams,

He said... "Tell Maeve to stop hangin' around with a bunch of geeks

He says he can tell I'm being fake.

He spoke to me! With actual words!

He still calls me Tromboner. It's been four years.

He told everyone I'd given him a blow job and bitten his dick, and that was it.

He told me to pass somethin' on to you.

He was baked, he's probably forgotten all about it.

He was so afraid of water, he couldn't have a bath.

He won't talk to me.

He wouldn't go anywhere near the ocean without crying.

He'll come round. Maybe.

He's a bit all over the place.

He's a bit drunk. My brother will bring the car

He's a really good guy, you know?

He's all right. Look, let's just have a good time, okay?

He's basically Ryan Gosling. Well done.

He's got a big massive elephant's cock." I've got feelings.

He's got rid of the evidence, the sneaky little man.

He's had his licence suspended for six months, yeah.

He's having dick problems.

He's in the swim team.

He's like, "Why don't you wanna have sex with the lights on?"

He's like, really inexperienced.

He's literally not.

He's never gonna speak to me again, is he?

He's nice, is he?

He's nice.

He's non threatening. He's like a Care Bear.

He's not.

He's our miracle.

He's out of it.

He’s got second degree burns on his thighs,

Head Boys notoriously peak too early. I'd watch out, if I were you.

Heard you're getting expelled, Cock Biter.

Heart on your sleeve, running through the rain...

Hedwig. I'm Hedwig.

Heh heh. Thank you.

Heh.

Heh. It looked like a guinea pig with a bit of ham on it.

Heh. Look, meet my parents. Then it's over and done with.

Hello, darling.

Hello, Maeve, how are you?

Hello. [chuckles]

Hello...

Help me.

Hence the backwards stance.

Her quest for a mate would lead her across the galaxy,

Here you are.

Here's some more information. Take it or leave it.

Hey

Hey, Adam, you know homophobia is so 2008, right?

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Aimee, what are you doing later today?

Hey, babes! You came!

Hey, Einstein.

Hey, frog face. Did you miss me?

Hey, I think we're gonna have to go home,

Hey, I, um...

Hey, it's Eric. Sorry to miss you. Call back when you can. Brrring!

Hey, it’s chill, E Man.

Hey, look.

Hey, Madam sounds a bit like Adam. [chuckles]

Hey, Maeve! I wanna fuck a chinchilla. Can you help?

Hey, Maeve.

Hey, Mum.

Hey, Otis. If I give you another 50, will you tell me how

Hey, talk to me. What's up?

Hey, wait!

Hey, you know what's funny about you and me, yeah,

Hey!

Hey! Come on, we're gonna slay! Come! Come, come, come.

Hey! Hey, can you do that outside, please?

Hey! Let me in.

Hey! Um... Wow. Okay... You look cool.

Hey! What time shall I pick you up tonight?

Hey.

Hi, Adam.

Hi, Jeffrey.

Hi, Maeve.

Hi, Maeve. I'm Dr. Atwan.

Hi, Remi.

Hi, um... Sorry, look, I'm looking for, uh...

Hi.

Hi. I'm here for the study group.

Hi. It's Eric. Um... something bad has happened.

Hi. Uh...

His long serpentine tongue oozed out of his wet, gash like mouth.

His love is deeper than hate.

His love is greater than fear.

His name is Jackson. And, no, I'm not his housewife.

Hm!

Hm! [chuckles]

Hm?

Hm.

Hm. But we can never let them know how much they make us feel lonely.

Hm. Bye, Jeffrey.

Hm. Lady things.

Hmm!

Hmm? Why Why would I be nervous? I'm not

Hot tubs aren't really my thing.

House cats in particular.

How about going to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch tonight?

How about one of them little choccy breaks, hm?

How are you doin', dude?

How are you getting on with your penis?

How are you getting on?

How are you supposed to believe that Sam does?

How are you?

How come your Jesus has muscles?

How did you get in? You've gotta go.

How do I make him see me?

How do we get him to talk?

How do you feel?

How do you guys trust each other, if not?

How do you like it?

How do you...

How does being the headmaster's son affect you?

How does that make you feel?

How does your mum get clients, then?

How fabulous.

How have you pooped?

How it makes everything funny?

How long have you guys been together?

How many times have we gotta go through this, Jackson?

How much is it? Is it, like, 50p?

How much Viagra?

How old am I Uh, I'm 32.

How old are you, Dan?

How old are you, sweetheart?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

How'd you know it was a girl?

How's it going with Jackson?

How's it going, guys?

How's that? Is that good for you?

How’s your father?

However, could be really bad for business.

However, it has been linked to early onset impotence.

However, the mental scars still remain.

However, we are continuing to look into it.

Hubert was so happy, he would run around all day long "

Huh?

Huh? Right, team?

Huh. Here we go.

Human sexuality is far more varied than you might realize,

Hymen.

I I had a good time the other night.

I Oh, okay. Well, what's at 439 Trently, anyway?

I You know.

I alphabetized my music collection and it went away.

I also have a vagina.

I also run illegal cock fights.

I am a hypocrite.

I am a sex therapist.

I am focused.

I am ignoring you. Hurry up.

I am learning from my brave son.

I am not paying for that psycho in there to take the piss.

I am suggesting that someone else wrote it for him.

I ate four packets of crumpets

I auditioned for Swing Band today and I got in.

I bet you it's Tia's.

I bet your kids really love you.

I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote.

I bought a suit, I got you a corsage.

I brought some wine.

I can also gauge the depths of Mr. Hendricks' personal despair

I can explain. This is my mum's office and she's a therapist.

I can feel it!

I can make dumplings from scratch, which is actually really hard.

I can't believe I was stupid enough to leave my face in it, but I was

I can't believe she wants to be with me.

I can't breathe. [sighs]

I can't even bear to look at you.

I can't even just...

I can't masturbate.

I can't masturbate. But I don't wanna talk about it.

I can't stop thinkin' about stuff when we shag.

I can't wait for that!

I composed a bunch of texts, and after reading them,

I could help you study, if you like.

I could just scab a very little tenner?

I could suck your balls.

I could wait around if you want a lift.

I couldn't even get my finger in there.

I definitely do.

I did something stupid. Maeve asked me to set up this sex therapy thing

I did.

I didn't know that.

I didn't make you do anything.

I didn't mean to scare you, Lizzie.

I didn't mean to snap, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize you and Jackson were

I didn't say you had a problem with that.

I didn't send that photo to everyone. Honestly.

I didn't take the money off Ruby.

I didn't tell anyone about what happened.

I didn't want to break your mother's heart by telling her the truth.

I didn't.

I do it to be helpful.

I do not want to be your handyman.

I do, but I don't like them very much

I don't appreciate that tone.

I don't dance.

I don't do after hours, new kid

I don't do that do that shit anymore.

I don't even know if I like anything except swimming.

I don't get any support.

I don't go to church anymore, Mum.

I don't know him! He's just a weird guy that follows me around!

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I'm doin' wrong.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why I bother.

I don't know why I did that. I I've never done anything like that before.

I don't know why I trusted you in the first place.

I don't know why I'm telling you that.

I don't know, but it looks like they've got Chewbacca vag.

I don't know.

I don't know. He’s got nice eyelashes.

I don't know. Heard it gives you a good buzz.

I don't like chocolate.

I don't like her.

I don't like how it feels. Can we drop it now, please?

I don't need a mum, thanks.

I don't need the inspirational speech, thanks.

I don't need therapy. I...

I don't really get it.

I don't say what's wrong with you to make you feel bad.

I don't sleep well because I can't stop my mind from whirling,

I don't take bribes.

I don't think anyone would want a pregnant 17 year old.

I don't think he's gonna forgive me, Mum.

I don't think so.

I don't think they would have enjoyed that story as much.

I don't think you're afraid of having sex.

I don't think you're ready.

I don't wanna be a carpet

I don't wanna fuck a hill.

I don't want mutant sperm.

I don't want to do adoption, no.

I don't want to have a girlfriend that I don't know anything about.

I don't want to have sex with you!

I don't want you to think I engineered this situation

I don't.

I don't...

I dunno.

I dunno. For you to take some responsibility?

I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.

I feel like... yeah, like... like I'm suffocating.

I feel sorry for whoever it is, you know.

I feel the same way. [chuckles]

I feel uncomfortable talking behind Maeve’s back. It’s wrong.

I finally find someone who's DTF,

I fixed the sign.

I forgot to take my... my DVD out. It's my...

I found Madam! [kisses]

I fucked a warm melon, and now it stings when I pee.

I fully appreciate, as head boy,

I gave him 50 and then he gave me the book stuff,

I get it. You're mean.

I get really panicked, because I know it's gonna be really bad.

I get sent images all the time.

I go to sleep and I'm thinkin' about her.

I got a tattoo, I thought she'd like it.

I got caught.

I got into some trouble.

I got overheat... I got overheated.

I got something for you. To help with your research.

I got three kids,

I gotta go find Steve.

I guess being single is freeing, Remi.

I guess I am kind of type A.

I guess I just feel like, if I don't do it,

I guess not.

I guess some therapists get into it for the wrong reasons.

I guess that...

I guess understands the weight of that responsibility.

I had a fight with one of my best mates.

I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin.

I hate it.

I hate parties.

I hate this shirt and I hate crowds. I hate parties. [sighs]

I hate you!

I hate you. I'm going home.

I have a I have a funky looking toe.

I have a hatchet and I know a good place to hide a body, okay?

I have a photographic memory.

I have my tools outside.

I have something to say.

I have spoken to his mother. He, uh, has recovered.

I have spoken to the dean at Mountview Military this morning.

I have to meet Eric. I'm waiting for the next bus

I have to tell you something.

I have tried every romantic gesture in the book.

I have two teenage daughters.

I haven't really worked out the details yet, but I'm good with numbers, so,

I haven't seen her for a while.

I haven’t seen you for a while. I thought you didn't wanna hook up anymore.

I heard a thing.

I heard about your problem.

I heard his ex broke up with him because he wouldn't finger his bumhole.

I heard on the g****vine that your cherry remains unpopped.

I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote,

I heard the Untouchables are coming in a limousine!

I hope I didn't touch a nerve.

I hope I have my arms and my hands..."

I hope so.

I hope you can forgive me and that we can keep doing the clinic together.

I I don't know, man. Uh, I'm not feelin' it anymore.

I ju [stammers] I I just thought you had it all figured out.

I just I wait for them to go away.

I just don't wanna be living here in ten years, you know?

I just don't want to be left behind.

I just felt immensely uncool.

I just got unlucky in the family department.

I just need them for this bloody book tour.

I just really don't think soft porn's the right tone.

I just saw two pigeons having sex.

I just sent it to one other guy because he didn't believe I'd had sex with Ruby.

I just shouted at that man.

I just sort of arrive places.

I just want be a guy in the corner that no one knows, you know?

I just want it over with.

I just want to know that you're okay.

I just wanted it to get hard.

I just wanted Molly Bell to see me coming in here so she thinks I've had sex.

I just... I don't understand women.

I keep telling you that bike is dangerous.

I knew it looked bad, so I made up the Glen Jacobs thing.

I know all about your drug ring.

I know all about your unsavory family history.

I know how to hold hands. I'm here to fornicate.

I know it was you who sent that video around.

I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.

I know that she likes them.

I know the drill. [sighs]

I know this is none of my business, but... [clears throat]

I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. It's...

I know you didn’t write that essay.

I know you wrote Adam's essay.

I know.

I know. But love isn't about grand gestures,

I know. I know, it's just I...

I like dances.

I like everything about her.

I like them way more than lions.

I like you.

I look at him and all I see is other women with their lady bits,

I love a scandal. Whose is it?

I made a mistake and I said some horrible things I didn't mean.

I made some notes on your book.

I mean stop passively hearing and start actively listening.

I mean, Adam, we've only been working for half an hour, so...

I mean, I saw that you've you've written books,

I mean, I understand that it's a natural stage of puberty,

I mean, I wouldn't care if he was, but he's not.

I mean, if the relationship is over, well...

I mean, it is a shame about the weather,

I mean, maybe one day, with the right person.

I mean, not like my girlfriend...

I mean, only about ten percent of men

I mean, that comes...

I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. [chuckles]

I mean, these...

I mean, this is great, I think we're making...

I mean, this one's my favorite.

I mean, we all mess up and do impure things.

I mean, what exactly is the problem here? I mean, can you even get a hard on?

I mean, would any of these people help you? And...

I mean, yes, he used to be sweet

I mean... me?

I might be able to get closer to the root of the problem.

I might have a mild to moderate crush on Maeve.

I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.

I miss you, and I'm sorry.

I need a wee and some crisps.

I need orange juice.

I need some new clothes.

I need this arm to do things.

I need this place spick and span.

I need to ask a favor.

I need to find someone a bit more socially acceptable

I need to go talk to my idiot brother.

I need to stop Jackson.

I need to talk to you about your As You Like It essay.

I need you to find out who it was before assembly tomorrow.

I need you to meet me somewhere after school at 6:30.

I only bring it up because I have a number of clients

I only did it so she can feel what I feel just for one day.

I only want one thing

I play the French horn.

I promise you, she was... she was massive. You wouldn't recognize her.

I promise.

I puke most mornings...

I rang your mom to pick me up because this is where I felt safe.

I read a lot of true crime.

I really admire your strength.

I really don't think you need to be copying Simone’s work.

I really like cats.

I really like you, Jean.

I really liked your essay.

I really need to focus for the next few weeks,

I reckon you could drown in their come.

I said no.

I saw their bums.

I saw you at the dance.

I say lots of stuff. You're not supposed to listen to me.

I see.

I seem to have broken my kitchen tap.

I should leave you to it.

I smell puke.

I still get like that sometimes.

I still think it’s weird a teenage boy is a sex therapist.

I suggest you forget about Maeve Wiley. Hm?

I think he's going for that prison chic.

I think he's gonna...

I think he’s peacocking.

I think I have been very clear.

I think I know where the hymen is, but thanks.

I think I made a mistake.

I think I might just go home.

I think I pulled my shoulder, but it was worth it.

I think I wanna hang out with her.

I think I'm addicted to wanking.

I think it'll be nice.

I think it's important

I think my dad likes your mum.

I think she could be the...

I think so, yeah.

I think so.

I think that makes sense.

I think that's probably best.

I think this is a bust.

I think this is wrong.

I think we both know that you like somebody else anyway, Maeve.

I think we can work up to the more intimate stuff.

I think we had a moment. [stammers]

I think we'd all appreciate a bit of quiet right now, thanks.

I think what Olivia is saying is she feels overly criticized by you,

I think you are the coolest, bravest and kindest person I know.

I think you have something called "vaginismus,"

I think you owe Otis an apology.

I think you're afraid to let go.

I think you're sexy, and I really want to have sex with someone.

I think you've been doing a lot more than just enjoying each other's company.

I think, if she doesn’t want you at her party,

I thought he was a poet.

I thought it was a given.

I thought it was me.

I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together.

I thought my parents were controlling. [laughs]

I thought that it might help me to understand you better.

I thought this was supposed to be the best two years of our lives.

I thought you didn't wanna be seen.

I thought you guys were really onto something.

I thought you just said he cheated.

I thought you said Maeve was with Jackson now, anyway.

I thought you were finally listening to me,

I thought you’d given up on sixth form.

I thought your family was perfect.

I told her that Jordan secretly liked her and that she should ask him to the dance.

I told you I broke him.

I told you my price limit. This is way too expensive.

I told you, it's the best soup.

I tried to not take I gave the money to you!

I trusted you, Otis.

I understand that you may feel that I crossed a boundary,

I understand.

I understand...

I used to get tongue tied and flustered.

I used to sing in church choir, but then I realized I can't sing.

I wake up and I'm thinkin' about her.

I want a crumpet.

I want a relationship.

I want you to count to ten.

I want you to rub my clit with your left thumb.

I want you to talk in pairs.

I want you to think about applying for the Moordale Aptitude Scheme.

I wanted to do it one last time.

I wanted you to be proud and strong.

I was checking on Otis.

I was going to see a film with a friend. I'm not a

I was just telling him what a dickhead you are.

I was just this invisible guy in the corner,

I was letting him off the hook.

I was married...

I was passing and I just wa Otis?

I was selling this guy's merchandise.

I was selling, they were buying. What did you want me to do?

I was seriously wasted.

I was thinking more like a soft hug.

I was trying to reassure her how ridiculous that was,

I wasn't gonna send it to anyone.

I wasn't paying attention, to be honest. I was just thinking about...

I wasn't planning on it.

I will fuckin' end you, do you understand?

I will when you stop creating performative situations

I wish I could be a normal kid.

I wish I was a charity, love.

I wish you could see yourself the way I do.

I wish you weren't so concerned about what your peers thought.

I won't bite.

I won't.

I would like to get to know you better.

I would need a more accurate understanding of her social and sexual history.

I would never take money out of a lost wallet.

I would never. Don't be silly. Um...

I wrote that last book with my...

I, er...

I, er... I like your face.

I, uh... [chuckles]

I, uh... I didn’t know whether to come in or not.

I, uh... I gave out some free advice.

I, uh... washed it.

I...

I... don't I don't back up my hard drive sometimes, if I'm tired.

I... got to be somewhere. I can't do after school.

I... I love my girls. Hm?

I... I want people to think I've had sex.

I... I'm just surprised, I guess, that...

I'd also like to have sex.

I'd just had my eyebrows done, and I was looking on fleek.

I'd just turned five.

I'd like to be helpful.

I'd like to compete one day, but, um, I have underdeveloped calf muscles.

I'd like to have an orgasm sometime this century.

I'd like to have sex.

I'd like to work through it.

I'd read all of Jane Austen by the time I was 12.

I'd say that you're also divorced,

I'd say you're impulsive,

I'll be in and out in a flash, I promise.

I'll be interested to see your take on this, Maeve. Genuinely.

I'll be there at 6:00.

I'll deal with the business end of things and you can do the therapy.

I'll drive you.

I'll find out everything you need. Glad I got through, Maeve.

I'll get it, Mum!

I'll get it.

I'll get the next one.

I'll get the rent to you by the end of the week.

I'll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like.

I'll go and get dressed.

I'll grab one of those too, please.

I'll just be a sec. [clears throat]

I'll just be another girl to him.

I'll just, um...

I'll keep my phone close.

I'll let you off. This time.

I'll meet you at the station.

I'll pay for the shipping.

I'll pay.

I'll pick you up at 6:30. On time's late.

I'll probably mess it up somehow, I always do.

I'll save up and we'll rent a place and we can really get our shit together.

I'll see you boys in two hours.

I'll take you for a ride in it, if you like?

I'll think about it.

I'm a virgin, and I I thought you should know that I am.

I'm a virgin.

I'm about to teach a vagina workshop.

I'm actually into some of this stuff too, you know.

I'm all good. I'm just casual.

I'm already bored.

I'm an idiot, sorry.

I'm buying all this cat food because...

I'm buying all this cat food.

I'm coming!

I'm cool with it, obviously,

I'm dealing with it on my own.

I'm dumping you. For her.

I'm Eric, his numero uno, so to speak.

I'm eternally grateful for your kindness.

I'm extremely busy with work and raising my son,

I'm feeling so much better today. Just a scratchy throat.

I'm fine! I'm fine, Mum! Everything's ordinary.

I'm fine. I have to do something.

I'm fine. Please don't touch me.

I'm fine. Why?

I'm fixing your mother's sink as a favor for my father.

I'm floating it around, as you do, just trying to find the right fit.

I'm going home.

I'm going to my room, because I'm angry and I need some space.

I'm gonna book you in with a dietitian first thing tomorrow morning.

I'm gonna come. Are you gonna come?

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I'm gonna get my shit, then I'm going.

I'm gonna get that doorman job.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna have to politely decline.

I'm gonna head off now.

I'm gonna jump on the next bus, and I'll meet you after the movie.

I'm gonna learn how to play Scabby Queen

I'm gonna need

I'm gonna take Jacko's car. That is fine, isn't it? Yeah.

I'm happy with Jackson, all right?

I'm Harry, by the way.

I'm here for the sink.

I'm here to put in new taps.

I'm hiding from my boyfriend.

I'm home.

I'm hungry, but... Oh.

I'm I'm Steve. I'm new at school.

I'm in Swing Band. Why didn't they ask me to play?

I'm in!

I'm joking.

I'm joking. This is actually gonna be incredibly awkward.

I'm just a really bad one sometimes.

I'm just destined to be alone.

I'm just new to all this and I need to take things slowly.

I'm just not sure he's the right guy for you, that's all.

I'm just saying, I can see why people do it.

I'm just waiting for a friend.

I'm kinda doin' it right now.

I'm like Wolverine.

I'm like, "Well, I don't want you to see me naked."

I'm me and he's him.

I'm merely the guy with the baton.

I'm messing with you.

I'm more of a connoisseur of amateur erotica.

I'm not a priest, so I need to see people face to face.

I'm not casual, though! And I look nothing like Jon Hamm.

I'm not interested in dating anyone.

I'm not particularly well versed

I'm not prying, I just...

I'm not stalking you, I promise.

I'm not the meet the parents type.

I'm not very experienced.

I'm not with them.

I'm not... I'm not normal.

I'm obligated to call the police.

I'm owning my narrative.

I'm picking up a vibe.

I'm quite good at hockey.

I'm really freaked out by bumholes.

I'm really proud of you, sis.

I'm really smart, sir.

I'm really smart.

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.

I'm really sorry to bother you,

I'm really sorry, Ruby.

I'm reporting your brother to the police.

I'm self obsessed?

I'm seriously gonna have to call the police.

I'm sick of this behavior, man.

I'm so skint right now.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Er... I... I...

I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong idea.

I'm sorry, Adam.

I'm sorry, and I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise.

I'm sorry, can... can we stop?

I'm sorry, dude. This... This thing came up with with Maeve and the clinic,

I'm sorry, I completely forgot.

I'm sorry, I got nervous.

I'm sorry, I'm coming down with something. Nothing serious, though.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm super busy. Super busy, Maeve.

I'm supposed to be Hedwig.

I'm supposed to be seeing Hedwig and the Angry Inch with Eric,

I'm sure he can take tomorrow off.

I'm sure you find lots of things interesting,

I'm taking notes. This is super helpful.

I'm talking, like, transcendental level shagging.

I'm thinking 1980s Julia Roberts or early noughties Kate Hudson.

I'm totally fucked.

I'm totally in love with Mr. Hendricks, but he doesn't know I exist.

I'm very thankful for this food. In Jesus' name, amen.

I'm worried about you, man.

I'm...

I'm... here.

I'm... I'm just meeting a friend.

I've been meaning to speak to you. Swing Band are holding auditions today.

I've been on anti anxiety medication since I was 11.

I've been wanking all night.

I've felt like this.

I've got a jumper.

I've got a... got a thing.

I've got some Percocet. It's pretty cheap.

I've got some wipes with me.

I've got to do all of this on my own?

I've gotta go too.

I've gotta go.

I've gotta go. See you tonight at Aimee's.

I've had multiple parents threatening to take their children out of school.

I've I've had all my stuff stolen, and I just need to go home.

I've just been on the phone to Mountview Military.

I've just spoken to Aimee Gibbs' mother.

I've killed a lot of people.

I've lost my keys.

I've never been so ashamed of anything in my life.

I've never slept with anyone before, by the way.

I've never...

I've noticed you're pretending to masturbate

I've only just cut them and they've grown back.

I've traveled across four universes to fuck.

I've worked so hard.

I've... I've been here before.

I’ll do some research and see what I can come up with.

I’ll get the light.

I’m behind. I'm way behind my peers.

I’m gonna be sick again.

I’m good. Yeah, I'm really good. Great.

I’m not going to the ball.

I’m not kidding!

I’m sorry, how many clients did you find tonight?

I’m trying to get to get to a wedding reception and my GPS totally screwed me.

I’ve been thinking about your...

Idiot.

Idiot. Moron. Stupid!

If I can learn a bit more about your emotional relationship to one another,

If I get in.

If it seems too much, go bigger.

If it wasn't you, who was it?

If it's the last thing I do.

If Jackson had continued to make grand gestures

If the book gets published,

If the vomiting continues for more than 24 hours,

If they want to shame me, why haven't they revealed who I am already?

If this picture gets released,

If you can't, don't worry. But...

If you don't like yourself,

If you ever tell anyone about this,

If you go anywhere near me again,

If you leave my friend Eric alone.

If you like him, do what you want.

If you tell anyone about this, I'll kill you.

If you want a happy life, you keep the sweet ones around.

If you want to hang out, call me.

If you wanted to be, like, a significant other, then...

If you're going to live like this... you have to toughen up.

If you're not too busy adventuring or intriguing.

Imagine if he'd died.

In a little man’s body.

In a sexual way.

In depth sex advice. No charge, one night only.

In fact, when you stigmatize his choice,

In school, not in my dreams.

In terms of worldwide adult statistics.

In the connection you have with the subject.

In the intricacies of lesbian sexual relations,

In... in your fantasy, you're in charge.

Including her lesser known work, Lady Susan,

Inexperienced.

Inside your shitty school ball.

Intercourse can... be wonderful,

Interesting.

Is Eric in da posse?

Is everything all right?

Is gonna magically fix us.

Is Hendricks still sober? Or has he fallen off the old wagon again?

Is intending to shame you, but it won't work if you don't let them.

Is it "we" as in ex husband?

Is it weird that I always think about the Queen when I come?

Is more interesting, perhaps, than the story of that emancipation itself"?

Is now an emergency SRE class.

Is responsible for dealing hard drugs?

Is she having an abortion?

Is she staying?

Is subtitled The Autobiography of a Horse?

Is sushi some kind of sick code for killing your baby?

Is that cool?

Is that Jackson's new girlfriend?

Is that we're different, but we're both the same.

Is that what you wanna hear?

Is there anything wrong?

Is there someone special that you're going to meet tonight?

Is this a sex thing? Has he got worms or something?

Is this supposed to be knocking me out?

Is this supposed to be romantic?

Is this supposed to make up for the fact you left without saying goodbye?

Is three Viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad.

Is what we familiarize ourselves...

It mm It cannot be all your vaginas.

It can actually be an opportunity for you to find out what's important to you...

It can be hard...

It can.

It certainly appears that way.

It could help you get a university scholarship.

It doesn't matter who I am. This isn't about me.

It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better.

It feels like you're performing.

It hurts.

It is a very impressive institution.

It is chronic shit.

It is interesting you mention your father.

It is my great pleasure to introduce to you

It is possible to experience things you don't know about, Jackson.

It just feels wrong.

It makes me feel scared for you.

It might be annoying, but at least she cares.

It said, uh... "Hello."

It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks.

It was a semi!

It was a stupid idea.

It was actual research, by the way.

It was an appallingly awkward sexual experience.

It was before we got together.

It was full on, and I... I messed it up.

It was like something clicked in his brain. Boom!

It was me who asked to see the rimming.

It was my fault. Fuck off, snowflake.

It was nice meeting you, Jean.

It was so romantic.

It was the hand cream that gave it away.

It was the right channel!

It was very good.

It was...

It wasn't fucking funny when I pushed you out of my vagina, either.

It will be on the Internet for the rest of my life.

It will be your thing.

It will probably be bad.

It would be a colossal waste of everyone's time.

It would be a tragedy to watch you waste your gift

It would have been inappropriate

It would kill her.

It'll be all right.

It'll be too late tomorrow, okay?

It's It's hard to explain.

It's a bit... early, isn't it?

It's a classic power dynamic issue.

It's a girl.

It's a hugely important human ritual

It's a lot.

It's a new look. It's like normcore...

It's a no strings attached kind of situation.

It's a really tough choice.

It's a thrill thing. You know, when you do something you're not supposed to,

It's a tower block with a load of businesses and and a sushi restaurant.

It's a very long essay, Mum. No one wants to hear about that. It's boring.

It's about them, and it needs to feel like a conversation.

It's all right, love.

It's all right, Miss Maeve. Your brother's already paid.

It's an appropriated American tradition that celebrates sexism

It's annoying.

It's been a month. I thought they would've broken up by now.

It's been a shitty day.

It's been half an hour,

It's better not being a mum at all than being a bad one.

It's called rimmin'.

It's cool. He’s not my boyfriend or anything. We’re just sleeping together.

It's definitely...

It's driving me insane.

It's for the best.

It's for you.

It's freeing us up. We're really figuring out how our bodies can intertwine.

It's going down, new kid.

It's gonna make things super awkward for me.

It's good that she's with Jackson. We're not doing the clinic as much,

It's good to be home, frog face.

It's got to the point where when I think about touching Ruthie,

It's how we all feel.

It's important that you respect her wishes.

It's important, Tom. Please.

It's just dumb luck.

It's just so hard to get that image out of my brain, you know?

It's just soup.

It's just wanking.

It's just... Do you actually want me to do any of that stuff?

It's kind of like skydiving, you know.

It's kind of weird that you drive your dad around everywhere.

It's like my vag has lockjaw.

It's like not paying for a train ticket.

It's like you all suddenly woke up with boundaries.

It's like you want to consume me.

It's like you're the parent and he's a... he's a big, hairy child.

It's me, Liam. Up here on the moon!

It's me.

It's mine, and I'm fucked.

It's mine, okay? And I need your help.

It's money.

It's more professional.

It's my birthday, too.

It's not fine, okay? My brain objectified her

It's not just pheromones.

It's not like some advice from a 16 year old straight dude

It's okay, man.

It's okay.

It's on me.

It's party time.

It's pretty great.

It's pretty much paint stripper, but I promise you it'll do a job.

It's probably Maeve Wiley's. Anyone notice whether it had teeth?

It's quite common.

It's really good for hard decisions

It's really nice to hang out with you outside of school.

It's similar to Simone's.

It's snack time. [giggles]

It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know.

It's soup, for a sick person.

It's stupid. Anyway, I don't do boyfriends.

It's that easy?

It's the Groff inator! The man himself. Long time no see, mate!

It's the gym, man.

It's the only time I don't feel my mind's going, like, a hundred miles an hour.

It's too much pressure.

It's too much. I don't... I don't wanna talk about it.

It's unethical and it's just wrong.

It's unsettling.

It's very annoying that you don't want to have sex with me.

It's very crowded in here. Definitely over capacity.

It's weird, but impressive.

It's what your father wants.

It's your birthday. We have to do something.

It's your choice.

It's your lucky day.

It's... My mum's super into...

It’s a French horn!

It’s Aimee G’s house party tonight.

It’s all about you. Isn't it, Mum?

It’s all very confusing, Mrs. Jean.

It’s an appropriated American tradition that celebrates sexism

It’s casual and it works for me.

It’s just someone else to let you down, isn't it?

It’s only a heavily researched, meticulously detailed account

It’s so personal.

It’s stupid.

It’s working well for me. Is it working for you?

Jackson is looking at us. [laughs] God.

Jackson Marchetti.

Jackson, I’m not offended that you wanna keep this a secret.

Jackson, wait.

Jackson, we’re gonna go check out Aimee’s hot tub. Wanna join?

Jean Milburn? You did my bathroom recently.

Jesus Christ, Mum! Get out, please! [volume decreases]

Joseph Conrad was right.

Just a minute, Jackson.

Just a waste of time.

Just curious.

Just everything about us is wrong.

Just fuck off.

Just get on with it, please. Thank you.

Just gettin' a glass of water. Kegel exercises are really thirsty work.

Just give it. It's fine. You can just leave it.

Just leave me alone, please.

Just one at the moment. He's a he.

Just put those in there.

Just rip that Band Aid right off.

Just sick of...

Just take my bloody hand.

Just take the photo!

Just the tip, okay?

Just think about it and let me know.

Just trust me on this one.

Just wait in the van. I'll be there in a minute.

Just wanna say thanks for the help, man.

Just wanted you to know.

Just when you thought they couldn't get any more elusive, now they have wheels!

Just...

Kate, you wanna go first?

Kate, you want to have sex with the lights off.

Keep your money.

Kind of counters the whole lame virgin thing.

Knew it. Sneaky little bastard.

Know what happened earlier.

Kyle, that's disgusting.

Kyle, the vagina. The one sent out this morning. Did you send it?

Kyle, we need to talk.

Kyle. No one else.

L Er, Langston...

Langston Hughes was a very famous, erm...

Late is late, early is early, and we are very early.

Leave immediately, or I will call the police.

Leave me alone!

Leave, then, shall I?

Let the negative energy dissipate.

Let's calm down, and, most importantly, listen.

Let's do a mind map.

Let's do ironic faces. I bet you no one will have thought of that.

Let's do this.

Let's eat.

Let's get you home.

Let's give Adam a round of applause as we welcome him on stage

Let's go!

Let's hope Olivia doesn't tell anyone.

Let's hope you're not pregnant.

Let's just go see where I live, then.

Let's try again. One, two, three, and...

Let's try something new?

Let's... [exhales slowly]

Let’s do a makeover.

Let’s do this, you cosmic hunk.

Let’s talk about your problem.

Liam. Get down, now!

Life begins at conception. Termination is murder.

Life is but a broken winged bird,

Like a giant teddy bear?

Like a little mum man.

Like a living Easter Island statue.

Like a Rubik's Cube. She says one thing and then does something else.

Like demons from Hell.

Like feel sad and play Smash Bros?

Like I have got nothing better to do with my time?

Like I'm livin' in somebody else's body. Like, trapped in somebody else's life.

Like Jackson singing to Maeve Wiley, and now they're together.

Like that man that was born with tree arms.

Like that, do you?

Like that?

Like we can't get in sync or find a rhythm.

Like what?

Like when you put together a bookshelf from IKEA

Like, he's not a slacker.

Like, I could feel it inching out my bumhole.

Like, I hate roller coasters.

Like, look around.

Like, obviously, it's totally cool. Not that big of a deal.

Like, properly good.

Like, should I get a fringe,

Like, the whole, like, "I love you" thing.

Like, we have loads of sex.

Like, you think I'm somehow part of you.

Lily, it's time for you to go home.

Listen, I hear you.

Listen, I... I need to give this back to you.

Listen, I’ve seen a lot of gay porn.

Listen, knowledge is power, power is status,

Listen, you're gonna have to fake it until you make it.

Listen, you're gonna have to push yourself much harder

Listen. The first time you do it,

Listening to people

Lizzie?

Long story short, it was about a grand's worth of rip off Nikes,

Look at that greasy hair. Maybe she can't afford shampoo.

Look at that!

Look at the time.

Look at you! It's good to see you in church.

Look, about what... what happened

Look, do you want something to take the edge off?

Look, don't... don't worry, love.

Look, I I'm really sorry.

Look, I don't understand what I've done wrong.

Look, I haven't got all day. Are you in or out?

Look, I just...

Look, I just... I I thought that it would feel good, but it... it didn’t.

Look, I know it feels like everyone's doing it, and...

Look, I need some advice...

Look, I said I'll have the money by Monday, all right?

Look, I'll be hurt either way. Isn't it better to be who I am?

Look, I'll...

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

Look, if it helps, I used this to come out to my mum, okay?

Look, me and, uh...

Look, my shift is over in 15 minutes and I'm gonna walk you home.

Look, uh... something's come up. It's a bit of an emergency.

Look, um...

Look, we all have bad days, you know?

Look, we are obviously physically attracted to one another.

Look, well, at least you went to the dance with an actual girl.

Look, you told me to screw over Jackson.

Look, you will thank me in a few years. See you at 10:30. Go on. Have a good time.

Look.

Look. You need to loosen up.

Look. You've got your whole life for girlfriends, Jacko.

Looking for my wedding ring.

Lord Zortac. I’ve been expecting you.

Lots of people have acquired knowledge, Maeve.

Love starts here.

Lucky me, huh?

Madam? Madam, come here! Come here!

Maeve and I are work colleagues and we're friends. That’s it.

Maeve is not the sort of person who would, you know, date me.

Maeve Wiley...

Maeve, hi.

Maeve, nice to see you again.

Maeve?

Maeve.

Maeve. Hold on a second.

Maeve...

Make a grand gesture.

Makes you feel your age.

Male or female?

Man milk!

Man, are you really saying you don't wanna hang out with Maeve Wiley?

Man, things have really changed

Marjorie...

Maybe don't mention that you're a virgin.

Maybe even reckless.

Maybe I live a whole rich life filled with adventure and intrigue.

Maybe I should just leave. You obviously don't want me here.

Maybe it's a way of staying in control.

Maybe it's the fuzz.

Maybe just tell her the truth about how you feel.

Maybe later.

Maybe not inside, sorry.

Maybe Olivia wants a friend that supports her.

Maybe she knows I'm doin' it wrong. What if my dad walks in?

Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.

Maybe there'll be a chocolate one next time you're here.

Maybe we should do it together?

Maybe we're just being churned out like little robots.

Maybe.

Maybe...

Me and Maeve have been texting all night.

Me too.

Me, by the way.

Me, too. I do not like simulated danger.

Meaning?

Meet me in the toilets at break for the session.

Meeting up before school,

Menstruation is a very good thing.

Middle adolescence is a tumultuous stage of development.

Might be a tricky one.

Mind map together...

Minges... the occasional butthole.

Miss Sands, can we have this conversation at another time?

Mm hm?

Mm hm. And he's going places.

Mm hmm.

Mm!

Mm! Mmm...

Mm! Who is the rogue metronome?

Mm? Mm hm, mm hm!

Mm.

Mm. Could have been a lot worse.

Mm. Exactly.

Mm. Mm!

Mm. Soft.

Mm. Uh, unfortunately, it's a requirement.

Mom, I was not afraid of a bath.

Mom.

Mom's got addiction issues, and my dad pissed off before I can remember.

More like, uh, Virginia Woolf or Roxane Gay or Sylvia Plath.

More people are coming, right? We can't be seen at a lame party.

Morning, darling.

Morning, Eric.

Morning, Jean. Love the kimono.

Mousse?

Move! Move! Olivia!

Mr. Groff felt you needed a refresher.

Much grander.

Mum doesn't do boyfriends.

Mum says I can't hang out with you anymore.

Mum, don't make me go.

Mum, how many times have I said

Mum!

Mum?

Mum...

Must have been one hell of a blow job, Wiley.

My brother brought a girl home once.

My brother's back in town.

My current school is in administration

My dad installed it.

My dad's been fixing their bathroom. Otis asked me out.

My expectations were extremely low, to be honest.

My fantasy Friday playlist. [chuckles]

My girlfriend's broken up with me.

My ham.

My mate said he could hook me up as a doorman.

My mum's a drug addict.

My name is Adam Groff. Headmaster Groff is my dad.

My name is Eric!

My name is Milburn.

My pubes are out of control.

My sister does mornings and I do afternoons and nights.

My skin feels like a carpet.

My son is the most important person in my life.

My teacher wants me to apply for the Aptitude Scheme at school.

My... Yes.

N No, it's fine.

Nah, I just like aliens.

Nah, it's okay. I also love maths.

Nah.

Neither do I.

Nerve wracking, isn't, askin' someone to dance?

Never forgive me.

Never mind.

New kid's mum.

Nice guys finish last.

Nice outfit.

Nice rack, Wiley.

Nice try, but you can't distract me

Nice.

No biggie.

No chemically induced hard on today?

No culprits then, right?

No judgment.

No means no.

No offense, but that is super weird.

No offense.

No one.

No one. Just Liv.

No one's ever asked me that before.

No one's ever made me soup before.

No particular reason. It's messy.

No pressure, but...

No problemo. [chuckles]

No selfies, or slow dances, or soppy song requests.

No way.

No way. She's fat. This isn't a fat vagina.

No, he can't.

No, he's gone already.

No, he's probably gonna be president or something.

No, I broke him.

No, I can't! I can't go home!

No, I can't. I'm busy.

No, I mean I mean... It's fine.

No, I mean, I like dressin' up, but no, I’m not a ladyboy or anythin'.

No, I was thinking more like a boiled Ryan Gosling.

No, I'm a grotty, stinky cock biter who lives in a caravan.

No, I'm here to pick up my father.

No, I'm not, Mum.

No, I'm okay.

No, I've got lots of things to be gettin' on with, anyway.

No, it's my vagina.

No, it's OK. You can go.

No, it's... Uh...

No, man!

No, no, I'll be there very, very shortly. Yes.

No, no, no, but seriously, I think you should swing by.

No, no, not on purpose. But

No, no. I'll drive. That's fine.

No, the truth is, Eric, you're only angry right now

No, this is not the bathroom.

No, this is not. I...

No, wait, sorry, that's not right.

No, wait!

No, wait. Um... Wait, uh...

No, yeah. It was the only way of transporting her.

No, you don't. You have to get rid of the queen.

No, you're alive.

No, you're not. We're gonna wait until other people get here.

No!

No! [chuckles] Er, definitely not. Erm...

No! I read all the time.

No! I think I do.

No! No, I meant no. I got confused.

No! No!

No! No! I'm not helping.

No! We're just getting some sushi. I think.

No? Why are you eyeballing the ground, then?

No.

No. [chuckles]

No. I didn't... [sighs]

No. I keep all the pictures for my own personal collection.

No. Jackson doesn't drink when he's training.

No. No, no, no. I've been here since first year.

No. No! No, no, no, no, no!

No. Of course not.

No. Uh, sorry... Uh...

No. Um... [clears throat] Period pads.

No. We need to talk to him.

Nobody loves me.

Nope. Are you?

Not all the way, but I do watch quite a lot of porno.

Not anymore, apparently.

Not calm! Not rational!

Not exactly a sex pretzel bonanza, is it?

Not going. Can't be bothered.

Not great. I kind of... fled.

Not let it control you.

Not Lizzie, definitely not Lizzie, but someone

Not many people have ideas.

Not me.

Not my business.

Not on the succulents!

Not really.

Not really. You?

Not really. You're just dry humping my leg.

Not that I've done it, obviously.

Not the best, to be honest.

Not the most reliable.

Not too deep!

Not until I speak to Lizzie!

Not your finest hour

Nothing conclusive yet.

Nothing happened, Dad. I don't wanna talk about it.

Nothing says "Happy Abortion" like a bouquet.

Nothing weird happened. It was a very average detention.

Nothing, try again.

Nothing?

Nothing.

Nothing. Gotta go. Cocks to bite.

Nothing. Nothing. Okay, bye. Bye, um...

Now get out.

Now he doesn't share anything with me.

Now he's checking his privilege. It's game over.

Now I just wanna seal the deal.

Now I'll fix your sink.

Now lose the tie. You look like a Mormon.

Now she's gonna expose me as the lech that I am.

Now what?

Now who's being rude?

Now, come on, talk to your old man.

Now, I know it's a sensitive issue, but I heard you can help me out.

Now, I know it's unorthodox, but if you could give anything,

Now, that is unusual. Hm.

Now, these things here, the arteries...

Now, we do not know who sent the photograph in question.

Now.

Now... thank you, Maeve. Settle down, please.

Numerous students have approached me today hoping to secure our services.

Of course I can. I'm not a fucking eunuch, all right?

Of course I will change your name.

Of course I'm gonna get emotional. It’s Hedwig, man.

Of course you did.

Of course you're normal.

Of course.

Of raising a sexually repressed 16 year old boy.

Oh, and by the way, I have some late fines.

Oh, and get you expelled? I don't think that's what you want, is it?

Oh, by the way, can you meet Aimee in the, erm, science lab after lunch?

Oh, Christ on a bike.

Oh, come on, pal.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. I wanna see all my old teachers' faces.

Oh, come on. I've been really looking forward to this.

Oh, do you want me... Do you want me to go?

Oh, don't annoy me.

Oh, excuse me. Looks like my mum needs me. Your mum needs me.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck off and let me eat my mousse.

Oh, God. Yeah, I just think I'm gonna die now.

Oh, good. It's you again.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, he's cute.

Oh, hey, Maeve.

Oh, how did you get in here?

Oh, I actually I kind of need to study. I've got a ton of trigonometry homework.

Oh, I don't feel so good.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. Would you rather I told them

Oh, it's only 8:15.

Oh, just call me Jean.

Oh, leg cramp!

Oh, like The Hunger Games?

Oh, my God, I love Virginia Woolf.

Oh, my God, the Untouchables have a car.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! If I had a limousine, I would totally have sex in it and film it.

Oh, my God! Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I love this song.

Oh, my God. It's like a car crash. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Jackson is so hot

Oh, my God. Yes, I did.

Oh, no, I was hoping to catch you. Did you, uh...

Oh, no, uh... He mu He must have forgotten.

Oh, no! Oh, you shouldn't have done that.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Maeve is unattainable,

Oh, okay. Come on, guys, come on.

Oh, okay. This is good.

Oh, Otis, this is, um

Oh, ow!

Oh, please. You only won last time because you blue shelled me.

Oh, right, so the babies aren't that important then?

Oh, see? He thinks I'm gross!

Oh, shithouse!

Oh, thanks. Yeah. I love working out.

Oh, the usual. Water polo.

Oh, this? [chuckles]

Oh, uh... please Skype with Otis this week.

Oh, wait, do you like punk?

Oh, well, back to the caravan park, then.

Oh, well, that's a very strong word to use about one's child.

Oh, what, you're serious?

Oh, what? [accented] Sløtface? Yeah, their new album is incredible.

Oh, yeah, Yeah, yeah. No, I can.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Uh, what is it?

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are so self centered. You don't care about anyone but yourself.

Oh, you... [sighs]

Oh, yuck.

Oh!

Oh! Ha! You are like a pimp.

Oh! I have this really spooky ability at guessing which nationality someone is,

Oh! So severe, Jeanie. So severe.

Oh! Sorry. Um...

Oh! That's one now.

Oh! Wha Wh

Oh! Your mum told us all about your big news.

Oh.

Oh. Come on.

Oh. Did we forget the car?

Oh. Great.

Oh. I love that film.

Oh. Right.

Oh. Well, I hope he crashes it! [chuckles]

Oh... [grunts] Hi, Otis.

Oh... [splutters]

Oh... Sis, did you not tell Action Man about me?

Ohh... What?

Oi, I said maybe.

Oi, you forgot to pay.

Oi.

Okay

Okay, a little closer together now.

Okay, back to work, then.

Okay, but seriously,

Okay, bye.

Okay, calm down, take a breath.

Okay, come on, girls.

Okay, cool.

Okay, do you even like Maeve?

Okay, Einstein!

Okay, everyone. It's time for the Macarena!

Okay, good night.

Okay, great. Bye, Sean.

Okay, I lied.

Okay, I see. You got away with it this time,

Okay, I think we're about ready to start.

Okay, I'll speak to you in a bit.

Okay, I'm a skinny house cat, and she's a lion.

Okay, I'm just gonna, er...

Okay, let's proceed.

Okay, let's.... um... let's go through this again.

Okay, look, worst case scenario

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Well... call me when you get back home and let's hang out.

Okay, so what do you want us to do about it, then?

Okay, so, here's what I want.

Okay, so...

Okay, thank you everyone. That's enough drama for today.

Okay, that is unethical

Okay, then.

Okay, this is too slow.

Okay, uh, think Jon Hamm.

Okay, um, let's switch positions.

Okay, we need to go. We need to go now. Now!

Okay, well, all I want is to have sex in the dark.

Okay, well, how about we all go to the shops together?

Okay, well, I mean, you're... quite wrong.

Okay, well, I was going to say that to properly identify

Okay, well.

Okay, well... we're just hangin' out.

Okay, what else?

Okay, what... what happened?

Okay, yeah, cool.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, you've skipped a whole load of steps there.

Okay!

Okay?

Okay? End of story.

Okay? He just talked, and no matter what I did, he got what he wanted.

Okay? Heartbeat.

Okay? Whatever it is, just be casual.

Okay.

Okay. [exhales slowly]

Okay. Are you gonna do it now or later?

Okay. Come on.

Okay. Erm...

Okay. Get lost now.

Okay. Have a nice day.

Okay. How, exactly?

Okay. I think I am gonna go to the shops.

Okay. I'll swim.

Okay. I'm Ola.

Okay. Kate, what do you like about yourself?

Okay. Look, so... Something I need to tell you.

Okay. Now let's get on with our day.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Thanks, Cynthia.

Okay. Uh, thanks, though.

Okay. Um...

Okay. Um... Alright.

Okay. Um... Bye, then.

Okay. Well, I'm still gonna dance.

Okay. Whew! Great, fantastic.

Okay. Who did she send it to?

Ola? What are you doing here?

Olivia, can you call me a taxi?

On Only Mana.

On masculinity in middle age.

On Shakespeare's relationship with love and disguise.

On the upside, at least you're gonna be famous with this new book.

On what you're actually feeling.

On your university applications next year.

One tasty beer comin' right up.

One, two, three,

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

One, two, three, four. One!

Only other gay we know of.

Only you could make French unsexy.

Oof!

Ooh, love the jumper. Look at that.

Ooh, my mouth is immensely dry.

Ooh, ooh, before you go in there, erm... could you grab us a couple of beers?

Ooh, uh...

Ooh! Is Action Man teetotal?

Ooh! Whoa! Okay, I'll probably just...

Open the door, you orange twat.

Or a hermit? Or my whole family had died in a fire?

Or actually shagging,

Or algebra club.

Or any of the things that I said in the book.

Or dysfunctional, or unusually stunted,

Or finding a lost wallet and keeping the money.

Or have you just never not got your way before?

Or I reveal the photo with your face.

Or I will break your face.

Or is this just an excuse to run away from Jackson's thing?

Or it's supposed to be, but...

Or should I tell Mum I hate her and run away from home?

Or the moon and the stars.

Or we could watch Blue Planet?

Or what she likes?

Or you could have a reaction... [voice fading]

Or, indeed, partners.

Orange juice.

Otherwise it's just too much pressure for everyone.

Otis didn't do anything. Leave him out of it.

Otis had nothing to do with it.

Otis will be in costume, too. We do it every year. It's fine.

Otis, could you just...

Otis, I just told you not to ring that doorbell!

Otis, it's perfectly normal for a younger man

Otis, it's your dad calling.

Otis, let's talk about this in a calm and rational way.

Otis, you know, for a sex therapist, you are surprisingly insensitive.

Otis, you scope out the sober virgins, and I'll take the hockey team.

Otis!

Otis?

Otis.

Ouch! Stop it.

Our brand new head boy...

Our chance to finally move up the social food chain.

Overcompensation merely masks an unconscious weakness, Otis.

Pain is temporary, eh?

Pancakes, your favorite.

Party!

Peer pressure is hard, but living with regret is harder.

Penetrative sex. It's horrible.

Penis, and then she doesn't wanna speak to me.

People don't normally throw stuff.

People don’t trust your product because they haven't tried it yet.

People I've never met call me Cock Biter to my face.

People!

People's sex lives.

Perhaps the mythology surrounding the size of your penis doesn't help things.

Pessimists outlive optimists.

Pheromone that gives humans what we call sex appeal.

Phones away!

Photo goes out, everyone in school knows it's you,

Piercing blue eyes. He's got "fuck" written across his hand..

Piss off, Sean.

Please do not get yourself kicked out of school.

Please don't tell me you got it from your dad.

Please just help me fix this.

Please leave!

Please listen, right? Listening is key.

Please tell us why you should stay at this school.

Please, can I stay... here, with you?

Please, don't go. [whimpers]

Please, new kid. It feels... like it's gonna explode.

Please, please. This This isn't me. It's It's a costume.

Please.

Please. Do I look like I have a Cinderella complex?

Plus, I thought it was a scrote you bit?

Plus, you're not the only person with a penis, you know?

Power! [laughs]

Prepare for the best two years of our lives.

Pretty boys like me are definitely not your type, okay?

Probably having a whitey in the kitchen. He's so disgusting, Aimee. Honestly

Probably will.

Promise not to laugh.

Proposition.

Public, passionate

Pull up a pew, Mr. Magoo.

Purely... pragmatic

Push, man! Keep the stroke going!

Pussyfest. Do you wanna come?

Put a coat on. It's not safe.

Put your arm round him, love.

Put your good shirts on, boys.

Quiet, Madam.

Quite a bit of mold, but, uh, it's fixable.

Really bad.

Really got in my head, new kid.

Really important one, fascinating... sexual issues.

Really?

Really? I'm a cranberry juice sorta guy.

Really? To who?

Reining it in.

Remember that topless photo of Tia Hobbs that went around?

Remember, all of these chemicals are highly flammable, okay?

Remember, winners never quit.

Remember? Mum used to call you the Michelin Man.

Responsibility? Who looked after you when Mum left?

Restore the floor.

Resulting in a lot of lost goods

Resulting in decades of emotional damage.

Rhythm.

Right now.

Right, it's time for me to bounce.

Right, listen. Don't take your eye off the ball.

Right, okay, let's take a break. When we come back, I'll be...

Right, that was an old mate. I'll be back very, very soon.

Right, um... I can't.

Right.

Right. Are you going?

Right. Well, I have a hunch

Right. Well, if you're going to do drugs tonight, remember to buddy up.

Right...

Rigmarole.

Roger. Affirmative. Good to go.

Ruby and I dated for a week. It was like a dream.

Ruby and Olivia said they couldn't do it at their houses.

Ruby and Olivia think I should dump him.

Ruby likes to invite guys she thinks are hot.

Ruby thinks Kyle should change the way he dresses,

Ruby, not too deep

Ruby, um...

Ruby, where's Kyle?

Rule number one, enthusiasm is more important than technique, yeah?

Running in the corridors is the scourge...

Ruthie, but I'm not perving, I'm just watching.

S So this punching you in the face thing

Said 'e was doin' some shoppin',

Sam, if you want to tackle Kate’s issues surrounding self esteem,

Sam, you want to see Kate naked.

Sanitary products

Sanitary products.

Sanitary towels.

Save that for the clientele.

Say it back or anything, you know?

Say what? [chuckles]

Scabby Queen. I win! I win!

Scrotal anxiety.

Scumbags, I hope you get ****d!

Sean just left, he took your car.

Sean was just telling me how fat you were as a baby.

Sean Wiley, I want you off school grounds.

See it that way, but thank you for the wipe.

See those two over there?

See what the real world is all about.

See ya at Aimee's party, man!

See ya.

See you around, Otis.

See you at school, Eric.

See you at school.

See you later.

See you later...

See you.

See, Maeve and I still run a sex clinic together.

See? I told you he'd forget.

See? She's horrible.

See? That's why you always wear a helmet.

Send off powerful signals of..

Set in the fictional forest of Arden.

Set...

Settle down, class.

Settle down. Thank you.

Sex and relationship therapist, thank you very much.

Sex can destroy lives.

Sex is meant to be vigorous.

Sex is when a man puts his penis inside a woman's vagina.

Shakespeare, obviously.

Shame the scissoring thing didn't work.

She She helps people bone better.

She She likes me, she doesn't like me.

She also has a great taste in music. Joy Division, Nirvana, Bikini Kill...

She believes that flicking the bean might make her clit drop off.

She could almost taste one of his three mucal glands.

She could have been stroking an actual penis.

She did a massive shit in the toilet. My dad had to break it up with a stick.

She eyed his pulsating purple penis, inching towards it.

She felt her abdominal sex cavity quiver.

She felt...

She gets up every morning to take you to swimming.

She goes to all your races.

She grabbed his giant purple penis

She hates herself. But she just can't stop wanking.

She hates my dad, too. He lives in America.

She helps people with sex problems.

She just wanted me to pick something up for her.

She pretends the crazy food regime and early mornings is for my benefit,

She probably knows I had a creepy sex dream about her.

She said it was the size of two Coke cans. One on top of the other.

She said that she was flattered, but she wasn't dating.

She says you're... you know, a... a sex pervert.

She seemed to think that there was something going on

She sent out the photo. Why doesn't she go to the police?

She shows you every day that she loves you.

She teaches this workshop called "My Yoni, Myself."

She touched my eyebrows and now I have an erection.

She tries not to be, but... she is.

She wants my giant dick.

She was eaten.

She was really supportive of me when I came out and everything.

She was sick for a very long time.

She was...

She wore a Nine Inch Nails T shirt, and my mom thought she worshipped Satan.

She, uh...

She'll still need someone to take her home.

She's a champ. Okay?

She's a man eater.

She's a slag.

She's asking you on a date.

She's basically a nympho.

She's been trying to get her mother out of the carpet all weekend.

She's better than popular, because she's cool.

She's having bedroom problems with Steve.

She's like some kind of...

She's like some sexy merry go round, and I can't get off.

She's literally walking straight towards us with purpose.

She's my friend, she's...

She's not an object!

She's not my dog. She's my mum's.

She's not rude, okay? She just has a very direct manner.

She's on the run now in Mexico with our geography substitute, Mr Peabody.

She's one of a kind.

She's really disappointed in you.

She's rude and you're pathetic.

She's terrified of her new girlfriend's vagina.

She's texting Jackson now.

She's totally having an abortion, isn't she?

She's, like, one of the most popular girls in school.

She's...

She’s basically mental.

She’s like the Kim Kardashian of tiny dogs.

Shh. It's fine.

Shine brighter.

Shit biscuit.

Shit, I really need this.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...

Shit!

Shit! Shit, shit.

Shit.

Shit...

Show him you mean it.

Show of hands, please.

Shut up.

Simon tried to kiss me at Claire Tyler's 14th birthday.

Since primary school, and we talk for hours.

Since when do you like punk?

Since your dad left, it's just been the two of us.

Sir, he's wasting everybody's time.

Sit down, girl.

Sit down.

So So who's your new publisher now, then?

So don't do that, either, 'cause first impressions count.

So everyone's wrong, and I'm basically...

So fuck fear.

So have you got any ideas, Kinsey?

So I don't expect you to, like...

So I just want a chocolate one.

So I might not be able to, like... hang out as much.

So I think I need to talk to Otis.

So I thought you were the right person to talk to.

So I'd better go and get them, right?

So I'll leave it to the gang to decide whether or not you're in,

So I'm gonna ask Maeve out, properly this time.

So if you get filthy looks from an Indian lady,

So if you just look at your sheets,

So it's not about you.

So maybe I'll become a facialist.

So nice that you care about what's happenin' in my life.

So now he's a feminist!

So please remember to bring in your baked goods

So she doesn't know that I’m still interested?

So they weren't accountants, then?

So unsafe.

So we might as well get what we can along the way.

So we're just gonna figure this out on our own.

So why'd he wanna complicate things?

So you decided to write a book about my sexual dysfunction?

So you have to ask yourself, "Why am I waiting?"

So you're prescribing a wank?

So, aim to get there for seven?

So, come on. You're not actually datin'

So, exactly how slow are we talkin'? ‘Cause I’m good to go.

So, grab yourself a partner. But remember to get consent...

So, how long have you known Otis?

So, how's it lookin'?

So, I decided to not text you anything.

So, I have options.

So, I kind of need a new school. For, like, education.

So, I should just jump?

So, I'm, uh... I'm giving out free sex advice tonight, if, uh...

So, it's rom com night.

So, just a few things to get us started.

So, later, then?

So, let's start with Jackson's nice bits.

So, look, maybe we could, um...

So, me and Steve are having sex,

So, the other night, we're, like, goin' and goin'.

So, the, er...

So, uh, Anwar, I had this really weird thing happen to me recently,

So, uh...

So, uh... regroup on Monday?

So, um, the assignment brief, um...

So, when Clara says she doesn't think you want to have sex with her anymore,

So, why did you divorce?

So, yeah.

So, you dislike your son too?

So, you're still a virgin. Well, that... That's cool, kid.

So...

So... [clears throat]

So... got plenty of time to get on with my normal life...

So... no?

So... why don't you wanna go out with Jackson?

Some bleeding is typical,

Some men feel... observed.

Some of them, anyway.

Some of these are quite good.

Some people know me as Tromboner.

Someone pay you to read the fucking Bell Jar?

Someone you can't stop thinking about…

Something like that.

Something we can work through...

Sometimes I get panic attacks so bad, I think I might die.

Sometimes, I do dislike my son.

Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back,

Sometimes.

Sorry

Sorry about, um... before, there.

Sorry again.

Sorry for being boring.

Sorry for sending the video around, but your mum...

Sorry for wasting your time.

Sorry I yelled.

Sorry I'm late. I had a, uh

Sorry if I got, like, sick on you and stuff.

Sorry this didn't go according to plan.

Sorry, Cynthia, I'll turn it down.

Sorry, excuse me.

Sorry, I I'm walking you in

Sorry, I get a bit lost in math sometimes. Were you speaking?

Sorry, I'm... I'll just be a minute.

Sorry, man. I'm very sorry. I'm, uh

Sorry, my, uh... my large...

Sorry, new job. Dog walker.

Sorry, not the funny part.

Sorry, who's the dickhead?

Sorry! It's like a third leg.

Sorry.

Sorry. [chuckles]

Sorry. Did you see anybody take my coat? It had my phone and wallet in

Sorry. It's fine.

Sorry. Not funny. Very bad, Jean.

Sorry. Sorry, I, uh...

Sorry. Wait. Break? Today?

Sorry. We're babbling.

Sorry. Work stuff.

Sorry. You have... just... a piece of fluff.

Sorry. You're right. I'll figure this out on my own.

Sort of.

Sounds to me like you're experiencing some performance anxiety.

Speak English, Care Bear Man.

Speak for yourself. I don't care.

Speak with us, or your precious fellowship will meet the same fate.

Speaking as a long term member of the Moordale Social Pariah Club,

Speaking of that...

Speaking of which, Aimee's now calling you the Pleasure Master.

Stand up!

Start slow but get faster, but not too fast.

Stay out of my life.

Steve says his "thing" is girls properly enjoying sex.

Still not your friend.

Still, an improvement.

Still, not exactly a player.

Still, uh... eat the soup. It's good for you.

Stop honking!

Stop it!

Stop pulling your pricks and get out here! 40 lengths!

Stop speaking.

Stop talking and do it, then.

Stop trying to be cool.

Stop! Okay, okay, I'll go.

Stop. Liam, don't!

Stop. What’s going on, guys?

Strange sex savant.

Stupid bike!

Stupid surprise karaoke.

Subtle.

Such a philistine.

Suck, suck, suck a dick!

Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick!

Suit yourself, princess.

Sunscreen.

Super weird.

Sure.

Sure. Let me just get this off.

Surprise!

Sweetheart, I'm glad you

Sweetheart...

Swing Band's a collective.

Take a left at the primary school.

Take a seat. There's one next to your detention pal, Eric.

Take that stuff off your face before your mother sees.

Take that, Thunderdick.

Talking about astrophysics and shit?

Talking about astrophysics and shit."

Tell everyone about your essay.

Tell her she should go to the police. It's a criminal offense.

Tell me everything. Did you feed her sashimi?

Tell me something you like about Sam.

Tell me what you want.

Text me?

Than the ones I chose not to.

Thank God.

Thank goodness for insurance. Whew!

Thank you for having me.

Thank you for saying sorry.

Thank you for telling me.

Thank You for waking us all up in the morning.

Thank you so much. You're a lifesaver.

Thank you very much for that, man.

Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem.

Thank you, Maeve.

Thank you, sir. Hey, Mum.

Thank you.

Thank you. Goodbye, Jean.

Thanks for everything, Mum. Uh, Jean. Jean. Definitely Jean.

Thanks for giving this another go.

Thanks for letting me come tonight.

Thanks. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm good.

That bench had sick on it.

That bench has got sick on it.

That better be pizza.

That brings relationships together and helps people to move forward, and...

That cannot fly.'

That I simply am dying to attend, so, uh...

That is a lot of steps.

That is a really awesome shirt, Anwar, looks so good on you.

That is a vast over exaggeration.

That is actually our heartbeat.

That is wicked.

That may result in legal action.

That means you two can have your romantic evening and, well...

That men are dicks, and selective castration is our only hope.

That might be fun.

That minge everyone's been laughing at all day

That monogamy is a little too... binding,

That most uncomfortable thought...

That Mum's a junkie and that Dad fucked off?

That poor girl just wanted to know how to suck a dick.

That soup was a nice touch, by the way.

That this is more to do with your relationship than your physical intimacy.

That was pretty crazy in there. You were amazing.

That was serious, Maeve.

That was the first thing I did.

That was very brave. And also quite emasculating.

That word carries a lot of weight, young man.

That would be impossible. Uh, no, you have company.

That would be super creepy.

That you are one of Moordale's proudest achievements.

That you clearly want me to observe.

That you like about yourself, and it can be anything.

That you look nice in yellow.

That you need to own your narrative,

That you only ever want me around when you need something.

That you were letting me be independent, but you just can't help yourself.

That you're writing again, 'cause, uh...

That... [chuckles]

That... That trophy should be yours.

That's Er, it's a misunderstanding. I, uh... No, it's really broken.

That's a... It's a woman's behind.

That's an awful lot of responsibility to

That's different. Maeve actually likes Jackson.

That's domestic abuse.

That's for me!

That's for me. Sorry.

That's funny.

That's harsh, Neville. Okay? Eric needs our support.

That's impossible, by the way

That's just an orchid. [chuckles]

That's kind of a weird way to describe your mother.

That's me.

That's more like it.

That's near the bus stop. Go and talk to him.

That's not an excuse. Who did you send it to?

That's not the point, Mum.

That's not the point.

That's not the point. Tom...

That's not true.

That's really, really weird.

That's right.

That's sacred, between a man and woman on their wedding night.

That's so messed up.

That's so our Adam.

That's so thoughtful of you.

That's the sound we familiarize ourselves with,

That's the voice you use when you're not listening.

That's the whole point.

That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh? [chuckles]

That's, er... excellent.

That's... I've seen people do it in films.

That's... that's too fast. I know. Eh... No pressure. Just...

That's... weird.

That’s not true. I've seen you do it. You're like some sort of...

The American War of Independence took place

The Blues Brothers. Bowie, David.

The Byrds. Okay.

The day you arrive on time, Adam, is the day I eat my hat. [chuckles]

The desire for autonomy,

The fear creeps in a bit as you get older.

The female prostate.

The good stuff comes later.

The Hat Man.

The head of the penis is incredibly sensitive.

The lioness awaits.

The Little Mermaid has to lose her voice just to get a boyfriend.

The nickname doesn't even make sense.

The one about me.

The one on the right has never been in a lesbian relationship before.

The one thing you had going for you was that you're all woke and shit.

The one.

The person you are sat next to now will be your partner for the project.

The pulmonary arteries,

The qualifiers are today at 5:00 and I was gonna ask

The reception. I need to get it fixed at the Carphone Warehouse.

The set, the costumes, the makeup.

The sex pretzels! It worked!

The students at this school need your help, Otis.

The thing is, he can be really sweet when nobody's watchin'.

The toilet block behind the gymnasium is full of asbestos, so, please, keep out.

The topic for this year's sixth form essay competition is

The vagina photo's Ruby's. She wants us to find out who sent it.

The valves are shaped to stop them opening in the wrong direction.

The winning entry.

Then I met you and I figured out I'm actually good at something.

Then I need to warn Maeve about what he's gonna do.

Then I think you've got your answer.

Then I'll graduate school and I won't have had sex,

Then she'll know that you took money from Jackson and gave him bad advice

Then this girl offered me sex, which was weird.

Then we might be able to help my sister get the dress of her dreams.

Then why did you call her a goat?

Then you feed into an unhealthy narrative

Then you had a panic attack and I had to get your mum.

Then you should inform the clinic.

Then you'd have a mangled scrote like Simon Furthassle's.

There he is! Jackson! Well done, Jack!

There she is! Come on out, Maeve. Come on.

There you go. Now you may enjoy your alcoholic beverage

There. There's a...

There's a few things, actually.

There's loads of beanbags in it.

There's nothing wrong with that.

There's only one solution.

There's somebody in this crowd who is very special to me.

There’s plenty more hot, scary fish in a the sea. Okay?

Therefore, Ola is a house cat.

These men don't even need to be remotely attractive.

They are the paraurethral glands.

They do it for money or status.

They fight...

They give you a free sample, what do you do?

They have space training in Russia as well, you know, Maeve?

They say he's bringin' down my social status, but...

They think of it as a... career rather than a vocation.

They treat us like toddlers, don't they? All this hand holdin'.

They used to be angels.

They were going to charge you with public indecency if I hadn't intervened.

They will chew you up and spit you out like stale crisps.

They work from home, actually.

They would have been so proud of their little girl.

They'll need it in Hell.

They're just starting to wake up to its health benefits.

They're looking for me.

They're mine.

They're not gonna want their golden boy dating someone like me anyway, so...

They're not mine.

They're not with each other. They’re just, you know...

They're not.

They're probably gonna expel me because of some shit my brother did.

Thing is, school's hard enough without having to date an actual flasher.

Think of it like confession.

Think of this room as being four walls of trust.

Think, like... like rom com grand, you know?

Thirteen hours until the big reveal.

This emergency supersedes our argument!

This is a fantastic opportunity that could look very good

This is a new frontier, my sexually repressed friend.

This is a safe place.

This is a shit show, right? [scoffs]

This is about you two.

This is amazing!

This is becoming hostile now, Otis.

This is brilliant! I think I got most of it off.

This is even creepier. Just turn around. Stop being creepy.

This is for you.

This is good. It's really helpful, being in the water, isn't it?

This is Lily. We're practicing for Swing Band together.

This is Maeve.

This is me.

This is my dick.

This is my first lesbian relationship.

This is my house. [chuckles] You know that.

This is not a safe place, Mum.

This is not the bathroom.

This is research!

This is Simone McAllister at Bright and Sanders.

This is so cool.

This is your family.

This isn't about my future, sir, this is about your sports fundin'.

This isn't actually a study group. We smoke weed and bitch about people.

This isn't the bathroom.

This kind of behavior is not only despicable...

This kind of thing sticks.

This morning, in your office.

This one.

This party is a total beige fest.

This party is totally lit!

This person is pretty damn incredible.

This will make you a little bit sleepy.

This year's first assignment will be on As You Like It.

This! You turn into smiley, happy cupcake Otis. It’s weird.

This...

Those pancakes better have whipped cream on them.

Time of the month for women is very normal.

To a girl who made it clear she wasn't interested.

To be clear, I don't want to have sex with you specifically.

To be honest,

To be sexually attracted to a mature woman.

To face your fears.

To help students with their problems, for money, and I agreed,

To listen to. I sit very still and I appreciate the music.

To see all his happy horse friends..."

To see you both.

To set the mood.

To someone else's sexual history.

To stay in control.

To take things slow.

To take this book out of the library since 1972?

To think my son is a cheater.

To, er, read out...

Toast?

Together.

Told you we'd make some money.

Tom Baker.

Tomorrow, you could be driving along in your car, happily,

Tomorrow?

Top Heavy Steve? Looks like an ice cream cone.

Totes passé.

Transference, it's, er...

Triple.

Tromboner boner!

Tromboner.

Tromboner's teaching them how to give BJs. It is priceless!

Trust me, you don't.

Trust me.

Try and drink.

Try speaking like a normal 16 year old next time, all right?

Try this one. It's a little bit less magician's assistant.

Trying's the whole game. No one can stop you trying.

Turn it down!

Twelve. Wish I knew who the father was.

Two days after my 15th birthday, to be exact.

Two prophylactics,

Ugh!

Ugh! I don't do that.

Ugh! Sh!

Ugh. It won't go away.

Ugh. Whatever. She's in there.

Uh Otis!

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Who'd you send it to?

Uh, anyway, um... uh...

Uh, could you just wait one second?

Uh, do you think maybe you could not sleep with Ola's dad?

Uh, Francis!

Uh, good convo, guys. Did not shit myself.

Uh, good luck later.

Uh, he's not her boyfriend. Okay?

Uh, Henry VIII.

Uh, I've got clients in a few minutes.

Uh, I've gotta drop these off, but I can come back

Uh, implants, the pill...

Uh, nice of you to join us, Adam.

Uh, no one, just me.

Uh, not really.

Uh, okay, she's not a psychic.

Uh, Otis. Otis! Otis.

Uh, that essay thing Sands was banging on about. Write it for me.

Uh, that special...

Uh, then he'll know that you're in love with Maeve.

Uh, they like to work with, like, international clients.

Uh, well... um...

Uh, what about me?

Uh, what did you wanna talk about?

Uh, where he goes, I go.

Uh, who ordered pizza?

Uh, you don't have to speak.

Uh, you won't tell anyone about this, will you?

Uh, you'll be doing presentations

Uh...

Uh... [clears throat]

Uh... [sighs]

Uh... I don't really know what I wanna do when I leave school.

Uh... I don’t really dance.

Uh... I said she's not an object.

Uh... I'm looking for a new school. Your headmaster is considering me.

Uh... Interesting use of alliteration

Uh... Maybe it’s a fire drill?

Uh... Okay. Maeve!

Uh... Thanks, sir.

Uh... That's not the hymen.

Uh... This is awkward. Um...

Uh... Wait...

Uh... Why are we in an abortion clinic?

Uh... You did not just hang up on me! You did not just hang up on me!

Um, it's that way, uh, it's about 15 minutes.

Um, it's very healthy, actually, okay?

Um, look, you don't... you don't need to do that. My mum's called a plumber.

Um, Maeve Wiley's coming straight over here.

Um, Ruby told me about it.

Um..

Um...

Um... Female writers, for a start.

Um... I can also debate the inherent difference

Um... I might have lost it.

Um... If you have any questions, please, uh, do ask.

Um... Maybe...

Um... Ola! [chuckles]

Um... Roberts.

Um... they're accountants.

Um... What does this mean?

Understood?

Unfortunately for Jackson, he's...

Unless it means yes.

Unlikely.

Until she found an alien dick to deflower her once and for all.

Until we do so,

Up! Show me tits.

Upstairs, on your right.

Very different lifestyle, or so I recently discovered.

Very good.

Very normal. Boring, in fact. Utterly platonic.

W Well, I I don't know who else to ask.

Wait a second, please.

Wait, just

Wait, sorry, who are you?

Wait, you wanna be in a corner?

Want me to swim? Then she stays.

Want my advice? Stick to the jewel tones.

Wardrobe is fucked. Now I'll fix your bathroom.

Warhammer Tom?

Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?

Was that really your mum?

Wasn't so bad, was it?

Watch where you’re going, fag.

Watching a selection of Julia Roberts movies with my mum.

We all go through rough times, but your future is very bright.

We are taking over.

We both came out around the same time and it just happened.

We both said some stuff, and...

We could have a baby, so...

We do really care about you.

We don't do that therapy thing.

We don’t have a problem with our relationship.

We don’t need to know each other's postcodes.

We had goodbye sex.

We have some pamphlets we think you'd be very interested in.

We have the cheapest vodka available.

We have to break up.

We hide nothing from one another.

We just rode down this hill for no reason, didn't we?

We knew you could do it!

We live as we dream.

We look for in this institution.

We moved just after Otis was born.

We need an invite!

We need to find some more clients.

We need to go somewhere teenagers have a lot of sex.

We need to talk to Kyle.

We really feel it could strike a chord with other mothers

We shall transform

We should go. I've lost my brother.

We should really talk about the pheromones.

We thought it was a boy. It's a girl.

We thought you were doin' it with your whale dick boyfriend.

We wait.

We wanted to celebrate.

We were born alone and we will die alone

We were in a relationship, he just would...

We were just havin' a bit of fun.

We were orphaned.

We were trying to have sex, but I think it was a bit much for him.

We will fuck you up, do you hear me? You'll wish you were a fucking carpet.

We won't tell anyone.

We... had an argument.

We'll charge for every appointment and split the cash.

We'll just be a moment.

We'll need some time to consider your position.

We'll talk about it when you're ready.

We're all God's children. Now shut up, Charlie.

We're finished, Adam.

We're here for business.

We're in for the long haul, then.

We're in love and it's great.

We're in the midst of a crisis of masculinity

We're jumping straight in to the romantic world of the immortal Bard.

We're just fucking, Jackson.

We're just...

We're not a restaurant, Sarah.

We're not married, Jackson. It's fine.

We're particularly interested

We're resolving a past wrongdoing.

We're so close, I thought it would be the perfect relationship,

We're so proud of you. Heh.

We're supposed to wait till marriage.

We're very proud.

We've been holding hands for 45 minutes.

We've been waiting our entire school lives for this.

We've lived together 17 fuckin' years, Jeffrey.

We’ll have crazy amazing sex, yeah?

We’re open for business.

Welcome. We've made sushi.

Well Leave out the window.

Well done, my son!.

Well done, you!

Well done!

Well done.

Well, actually, there's Nutella on it, so not exactly.

Well, after you then, Captain Morality.

Well, apologizing isn't just social etiquette,

Well, at least I'm not delusional.

Well, at the zoo, I once saw a chinchilla fellate itself...

Well, come back when you're ready to talk about your relationship.

Well, congratulations. Please sit down.

Well, could you sign them and send them back to me?

Well, fine. Have a lovely life watching Sergeant Do Good swim

Well, have a nice night, bad man.

Well, he probably had to do a lot of carryin' and stuff.

Well, he was probably brown, but, you know, why not black?

Well, how is the book coming along?

Well, I know it’s hard, but if you've asked her and she's said no,

Well, I think you're funny, and I wanna go out with you.

Well, I'll check my schedule and get back to you.

Well, I'm asking about your school, not your personal life.

Well, I'm not gonna keep it secret anymore.

Well, I'm very happy for you.

Well, I've actually got a spare ticket for this local band night.

Well, if you change your mind,

Well, in the little time that we've known each other,

Well, it's just not usually this hard.

Well, it's shit, obviously.

Well, it's, uh... Moordale's finest.

Well, Langston Hughes...

Well, le let's, er...

Well, like I said before, I am a sex and relationship therapist.

Well, Maeve cares, so...

Well, maybe...

Well, my mum doesn't really do boyfriends

Well, not really. I think I prefer Cupcake Otis.

Well, only 376 days of sixth form left.

Well, some of us, uh, more than others... [chuckles]

Well, stop lyin'!

Well, that was unexpected.

Well, that was unusual.

Well, that's confidential.

Well, they can try, I suppose. [laughs loudly]

Well, thing is, I don't think I'm very good at this whole therapy thing.

Well, Tia used to go out with Glen, and he called in sick today.

Well, um

Well, um, it starts at eight, I think.

Well, um...

Well, um... Maeve is considerably higher up on the food chain than I am

Well, usually I say, "Do you wanna go out?" And then they say yes.

Well, we only dated for, like, one week.

Well, we're running out of time. You're really shit at helping.

Well, well. Appears you were wrong.

Well, what about you?

Well, yeah, but it's not about me.

Well, yeah, I can imagine it's hard

Well, yeah, I mean... we're friends. We're just friends, you know.

Well, you are part of me.

Well, you deserve closure.

Well, you look like an angry aubergine.

Well, you look shit.

Well, you should probably think about...

Well, you used the word "perfect."

Well, you're chatty, aren't you?

Well...

Well... [clears throat] honesty is exactly the kind of attribute

Well... hope you find someone who is.

Well... it's been real

Were you born a bully? Or are you one because your dad's one?

Were you intending to pay for that?

Whale ambience helps me sleep.

What What are you doing? Why are you naked?

What about it?

What about me says school dance?

What about me?

What about my tits, then?

What about you?

What are you What are you doing?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna tell Jackson?

What are you implying?

What are you lookin' at, El Pervo?

What are you supposed to be?

What are you trying to say?

What are you waitin' for?

What city is in the title of the third book, Match...

What did you say?

What did you take?

What did you talk about?

What did you wanna talk about?

What do I do?

What do I have to do for this Aptitude Scheme thing?

What do they do? Are they as embarrassing as us?

What do we do next?"

What do we say?

What do you care?

What do you get someone who's having an abortion?

What do you mean, darling?

What do you mean, why? I’m asking how you are.

What do you mean?

What do you take me for?

What do you think of my biceps?

What do you think Woolf meant by,

What do you usually do?

What do you want me to do? Just go home and apologize.

What do you want?

What does that mean?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

What girls hate you, Ruby?

What happened to Tromboner?

What happened, exactly?

What happened?

What happened? Are you all right?

What happens now?

What have you observed...

What I mean is, I'm unusual, and if you wanna be with me, then...

What I'm saying is...

What I'm trying to say is...

What if I was a serial killer?

What if my dad walks in and it's right when I'm blowing my load

What is it with boys?

What is it, then?

What is it?

What is that sticking out bit? It looks like a micro penis.

What is the point, Mum?

What is wrong with you? Do you hate all life?

What is your problem? You can't say we're orphans!

What is your thing, then?

What kind of man do you want me to be, Dad?

What kind of man do you want to be?

What makes a good therapist?

What makes you feel like you need to give your boyfriend blow jobs?

What makes you think I've got a problem with that?

What mortals dare enter our domain?

What news?

What now?

What seems to be the problem?

What the actual fuck.

What the fuck did you come as, Tromboner? A girl?

What the fuck would you know, Tromboner?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell?

What was gonna be biology

What was that? [chuckles]

What were you thinking?

What would you know about blow jobs, trumpet boy?

What would you want me to hear?

What would you wear to meet your boyfriend's parents for the first time?

What you doing tonight?

What, like flowers?

What, she didn't know?

What, so soon you'll be hangin' out with a bunch of fuckin' virgins,

What?

What? Excuse me, this is boring?

What? No, I have experience.

What? No! Jesus, Adam!

What? Oh.

What? That That's not fair.

What? Was she stung to death? [chuckles]

What'd you think of Adam's essay?

What's a soft hug?

What's going on?

What's happened, Tromboner? Yeah? Woken up straight?

What's my type?

What's next?

What's the big deal? Why can't you just accept that?

What's the point of having all this music, then?

What's wrong with boyfriends?

What's your point?

What’s so good about it?

What’s the point? Lizzie doesn't love me.

What’s wrong?

Whatever you do, do not dress like you.

Whatever.

When did this happen?

When do you think you could send more pages over by?

When friends find new interests.

When I start to shake,

When I'm with you, I just

When these get blocked...

When we come out, you won't shout at my friend, will you?

When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before.

When you throw yourself off a motorway bridge at the age of 35

When you're comparing your lack of experience

When you're stoned, do you ever get a really relaxed asshole?

When's my birthday?

Where are they based?

Where do you live?

Where you goin'?

Where's the bathroom?

Where's the hymen, then?

Where's the only place that success comes before work?

Where's the spunk, Adam?

Where's Tom?

Where's your date?

Whereas Maeve's like a panther, or a lion, even.

Whew.

Which could be you. But not in a weird way. Okay.

Which I promise I'll pay you back as soon as I get a new job.

Which I thought was technically impossible.

Which is a severely underrated piece of feminist literature.

Which is odd,

Which is run by mutants who have vulvas instead of tongues,

Which is still not an excuse to blackmail someone.

Which is the body's automatic reaction to a fear of vaginal penetration.

Which is weird, 'cause I'm quite shit at school

Which is why you are going to ride down this hill.

Which it isn’t.

Which novelist and artist Illustrated his own series of novels, Titus Groan,

Which resulted in you experiencing a bout of emesis, correct?

Which translates into their connection with a chosen sexual partner,

While you are still under my roof,

While you raise an army of his perfect children.

Whilst respecting your desire for visual stimulation,

Who are you again?

Who are you to not love yourself?

Who cooked, cleaned and dropped out of school for you?

Who doth interrupt our game of Runes of Dunbar?

Who else knows your passcode, Ruby?

Who needs a friend when you have a boyfriend?

Who was deputy leader of the Conservative Party from 1975 to '91...

Who were heavy drug users at your age,

Who will decide whether you have a future at this school.

Who's Steve?

Who's that?

Who’s Steve?

Who’s the big nosed chick?

Whoa, there. [chuckles]

Whoa. That is one rank looking vagina.

Whoever came up with this is an evil genius.

Whoever you want me to be.

Whoo!

Whoo! [yells]

Whoo! Chuck yourself out of the plane.

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo.

Why am I always the last to know, Maeve?

Why are you back? Do you need money?

Why are you here?

Why are you now suddenly bad?

Why are you staring at me?

Why are you wearing that?

Why are your arms so freakishly long?

Why aren't you cool?

Why can't we just get back together?

Why can't you be more like your sister?

Why did you take it?

Why did you tell me that?

Why did you throw your phone in the bush?

Why didn't you say goodbye?

Why do people send out naked pictures of themselves, anyway?

Why do you think Moordale would be a good fit for you, young lady?

Why do you wanna have sex so bad?

Why does he annoy you so much?

Why don't I wank you off? You could go down on me.

Why don't you ask Eric over?

Why don't you just go out with him?

Why don't you put some of that into your work?

Why don't you start by telling me your earliest memory of your scrotum?

Why don't you want the lights on?

Why go through the fake stuff?

Why is this happening to me?

Why not?

Why she experienced emesis during fellatio,

Why was Daddy naked with that lady?

Why would I dance with you?

Why would you say that?

Why wouldn't I be? She's a brilliant mind.

Why?

Why? It very was boring.

Wiley, can I speak to you for a second?

Will all sixth formers please head to the canteen now?

Will you please be my girlfriend?

Will you save the crossword for me, please?

Will you talk to me, please?

Will you teach me?

With a normal dick.

With who?

With, like, a... a bumhole! [chuckles]

Without breaking my arm.

Without inserting yourself into their reality.

Women do tend to feel more shame surrounding masturbation than men.

Wonder if he still uses Lynx Africa to cover up the smell.

Wonders never cease.

Woof woof woof! O Dawg!

Word of mouth, I guess.

Would you like to have sex with me?

Wouldn't you know if I had a sister?

Wow, you really need to let off some steam, don't you?

Wow.

Wow. That sounds like marriage. I don't wanna get married.

Wow. Women really hate you.

Wrong place, wrong time, am I right?

Yeah, actually, we're going out.

Yeah, all of them.

Yeah, and he was up there after he spoke to me.

Yeah, and?

Yeah, at least I can touch my own penis.

Yeah, brilliant.

Yeah, but I skived off. I thought, you know, we could hang out.

Yeah, but I thought I could, you know... take tomorrow off.

Yeah, but I'm... I...

Yeah, but school is closing.

Yeah, but...

Yeah, come on, girls.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, fuck 'im.

Yeah, go on then, Eric. Show her your skills.

Yeah, he is.

Yeah, he's definitely giving everyone pubic lice.

Yeah, his shift is over.

Yeah, I also called her a goat.

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I can tell. You're an awful thief.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I don't really know what I can do.

Yeah, I got clinic, I got sex clinic. I got homework to do.

Yeah, I keep telling you, man, everyone has had sex over the summer.

Yeah, I know

Yeah, I puked on his dick, all right? He says I shouldn't give BJs anymore.

Yeah, I should probably, uh, shoot off as well.

Yeah, I suppose I am.

Yeah, I think dancing's fun.

Yeah, I think I'd better leave too

Yeah, I thought so

Yeah, I tried, but he's still not talking to me.

Yeah, I, um...

Yeah, I... I do. A lot.

Yeah, I'll speak to Anwar. [chuckles]

Yeah, if my labia looked like that, I'd, uh, kill myself.

Yeah, it was full of glitter and green Jelly Babies.

Yeah, it's cool. It's cool.

Yeah, it's pretty much his whole thing.

Yeah, me too. Crawling with cretins.

Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?

Yeah, no, he just got caught speeding too many times.

Yeah, no, I'm auditionin' for Swing Band, thanks for askin'.

Yeah, no, I'm fine.

Yeah, no, you suck at dances. Okay?

Yeah, Pa.

Yeah, properly.

Yeah, see you tomorrow.

Yeah, some people are, but most of us aren't yet.

Yeah, sure. Their genitals can be friends.

Yeah, that sounds nice.

Yeah, the sound of the valves closing, here and here,

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, unethical or...

Yeah, we do.

Yeah, well ahem If you don't open yourself up,

Yeah, well I can’t afford it anyway, so...

Yeah, well, I am all those things, Mum.

Yeah, well, I mean, you're right, Ruthie

Yeah, well, you assumed wrong.

Yeah, you always are.

Yeah. [chuckles]

Yeah. [chuckles] That's, er... incorrect.

Yeah. And it's great.

Yeah. Condoms.

Yeah. I love your tits.

Yeah. I remember.

Yeah. I'd tell you if I didn't.

Yeah. Is that okay?

Yeah. It was nice meeting you too, Jakob.

Yeah. No problem. You're an honorable guy.

Yeah. So what do they do?

Yeah. Uh

Yeah. Uh, I just I just need to use somebody's phone.

Yeah. Well, but I still don't believe it.

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Yeah. Yeah, it was it was because of the photo that's going round.

Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.

Yeah. Yeah, it's uncanny.

Yeah. Yeah, most days, Mrs., um...

Yeah. Yeah, they're, uh... very normal.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah... We're going out.

Yeah... Yeah, you You're going in the right direction.

Yep, it's that one.

Yep.

Yep. Absolutely.

Yes, because we're friends and friends share things.

Yes, but you have to accept the imperfect parts of people, too.

Yes, I can see that.

Yes, I did. A very long time ago.

Yes, I'm writing a book, you fuck. You don't fucking own words, you...

Yes, in essence.

Yes, in fact, I'm starting a new book.

Yes, you do. He does.

Yes, you have a large appendage.

Yes, you're very visible in the school due to your father's position.

Yes!

Yes! Yes, but, um, toilet cubicles aren't gonna work.

Yes! Yes, you, uh... [clears throat]

Yes.

Yes. I don't know, maybe.

Yes. If you could just wait outside, please, Jackson. I won't be long.

Yes. It's upstairs.

Yes...

Yet another TED talk to do tomorrow,

Yogurt's vegan, right?

You I'm You forgot your inhaler.

You You look like you pooed yourself!

You all right, darling? Do you want to talk?

You all right, love? Yeah?

You all right?

You always found it so hard to focus, didn't you, when we were together?

You always have been, ever since you were a kid.

You always have someone to hang out with.

You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost.

You and your mum are freaks.

You are a strange woman.

You are a teenager with an inflated sense of self importance.

You are barred from campus.

You are jazz, Eric is jazz, I am jazz.

You are not welcome on this campus.

You are welcome here any time.

You are who you are.

You ask a lot of questions.

You behave.

You better alacazam yourself here now because the bus is here.

You broke up with your boyfriend?

You buy a pretzel, obviously!

You can have it back in the morning.

You can sit with us if you like.

You can smoke in the living room!

You can use a bit more pressure than you think, actually,

You can usually find me in music room B.

You can't choose who you're attracted to.

You can't engineer a relationship

You can't even walk a dog!

You can't expel her.

You can't go around therapizing people you don't know?

You can't help yourself, can you?

You can't stand it if you're not the center of attention all the time.

You can't still be angry with me.

You can't...

You coming?

You could be a really great fit.

You could be, like, a house cat, if you don't like goats. [clears throat]

You could watch a CGI demon fuck a horse.

You couldn't pick her up. She was heavy.

You cross multitudes of parental boundaries on a daily basis.

You dickhead.

You did get an erection on the stage, in front of the entire school.

You did kind of deserve that, man.

You did tell her you don't drink, though, right?

You didn't look at it, did you?

You didn't specify where to meet you.

You dirty bastard.

You do not have a vagina in the same way that I do not have a vagina.

You do?

You don't call someone dickhead and ask them on a date.

You don't have a vagina

You don't have to try and be honorable and shit. Okay?

You don't know how lucky you are.

You don't listen.

You don't understand. He's like a Jedi.

You don't wanna jump.

You don't wanna live with regret, trust me.

You don't want to develop a subservient personality trait.

You don't want to let an opportunity like this pass you by.

You don't, Olivia. It's a fact.

You don't. Look...

You encountered some problems during fellatio,

You expect me to believe that that spineless beanpole Milburn...

You gave it to me?

You get back here now! Get back here!

You give advice, not traumatize people.

You got a minute?

You got me a flower handcuff, but forgot to invite me?

You guys know the Macarena, right?

You guys seem to be spending a lot of time together.

You had a panic attack when I touched your penis.

You have a curfew? How old are you?

You have a gift. It would be irresponsible to waste it.

You have a rare opportunity here to use your power for self interest.

You have a very full schedule with your fellow students,

You have to break up with him.

You have to do what's right.

You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.

You have to tell Tanya the truth.

You have until the end of term to get these grades up and change my mind.

You having some kind of preemptive midlife crisis?

You hooking up with anyone here?

You inveigle your way into everything I do and then act like it's an accident.

You joining us on movie night, Eric?

You just seem a bit nervous.

You just seem...

You keep describing her as inanimate objects, but she is a person.

You keep the money. Give Jackson the wrong advice. Make trouble.

You kind of owe me.

You know Glen Jacobs, right?

You know he's a delinquent, right?

You know in rom coms, when the guy finally realizes he’s in love with the girl,

You know it's wrong, but it feels good.

You know Jonathan is sensitive to loud noise.

You know that whole...

You know that, because you always eat it.

You know the pretzel place in Pineland Shopping Center?

You know the rules.

You know those goats that stand on really steep cliffs and just kind of stick?

You know we’re already recording it.

You know what fun is, right?

You know what I mean.

You know what I said before...

You know what? Eh... forget it. This is... silly.

You know who you are." Bit harsh.

You know,

You know, Beauty and the Beast, basic Stockholm syndrome.

You know, chilled.

You know, could actually have a good life smart.

You know, hang out.

You know, I'm like a kangaroo or an armadillo.

You know, if you helped me, we could get out of here a lot quicker.

You know, intense European dude. Thinks he’s a comedian.

You know, it's weird. You're my age, but wise.

You know, Japan and stuff.

You know, just...

You know, the skinny ones that just stare at you.

You know, they've been doing some interesting studies with cannabis.

You know, things you enjoy when it's just you.

You know, tits...

You know, Top Heavy Steve?

You know, um, thrush? It's a vaginal discharge.

You know, what works for you...

You know, you are so dark.

You know, your vagina's gonna open at some point.

You left me alone dressed like this because you wanted to hang out with Maeve?

You let Maeve Wiley stay at school.

You may have some vomiting or nausea.

You mean both sides.

You need to establish a clear verbal intercourse.

You need to focus.

You never have.

You played whale music and you would not stop talking.

You really are a good guy.

You really think so? [grunts]

You reckon Anwar's been workin' out? He's lookin' extra tight.

You said that thing about the four walls of trust.

You said you didn't have a phone.

You said you sent her a letter,

You said you were gettin' a proper job, not sellin' shit again.

You said you wouldn't laugh.

You saw something in me when no one else did.

You say you're all about honesty and clear communication,

You seem desperate to have sex, I don't know why.

You seem to know a lot about her relationship status.

You sent us the first chapter of Bringing Up Men.

You seriously think that she likes you? You can't even touch yourself, man.

You should be ashamed!

You should consider using a thesaurus in the future.

You should get on Pornhub. There's loads of stuff on there.

You should keep goin'.

You should meet my mum if you think I'm weird.

You should probably think about gettin' a lock on this door.

You should try it instead of being such a joy fucker.

You should work with what you've got.

You spelt "foetus" wrong again, Charlie. It’s not that hard.

You sure?

You taking the piss?

You think I have a sister?

You think I'm an attention seeker.

You think we like driving five hours every Saturday to get you to your swim meets?

You told everyone it was my vagina.

You tracked me down.

You waited.

You want him to help you get Maeve to be your girlfriend?

You wanted to keep this a secret, now you wanna go on a date, do you?

You were a man. Now you're not.

You were bad.

You were terrified of him.

You will die by fire and by force, because I'm sick of it!

You won't be.

You wouldn't last one day, with your weak little arms.

You wouldn't think it, though, would you? Can't keep him out of the water now.

You!

You?

You... need to stop analyzing everything I do.

You'll be friends again before you know it.

You'll be working in pairs.

You'll feel him throbbing in your hand like a volcano about to erupt.

You'll need worksheets,

You'll never have the right body type to get a proper thigh gap."

You'll see.

You'll survive.

You're 16.

You're a fucking gem, Otis.

You're a horrible person. Why should I help you?

You're a smart guy. I'm sure you can figure it out.

You're a... sneaky, sneaky woman!

You're an alcoholic music teacher who thinks that he "gets jazz".

You're an arsehole.

You're an original thinker.

You're at my door. Um...

You're bad at bein' Hat Man.

You're both wrong. It's my vagina.

You're close, son! Come on, man, let's go, let's go!

You're coming up out of the water straight into the stroke, man.

You're compellingly odd, Milburn.

You're doin' it wrong. Let me try.

You're first.

You're five minutes past curfew.

You're going to be just fine.

You're going to tell me exactly what happened at the school dance,

You're gonna go through all the five points.

You're gonna make someone really happy one day.

You're holding up the line!

You're in the library first period, right?

You're in, Eric.

You're late.

You're like my mum...

You're like the spider mums that eat their own offspring.

You're losing all your technique.

You're miles off! Huh?

You're nearly there! Come on!

You're not as tough as you look.

You're not invited. Fuck off.

You're not my mum. [laughs]

You're not supposed to know the answers to anything.

You're not that stinky

You're particularly odd today.

You're quite sexy.

You're right.

You're right. I was freaked out about Jackson's family dinner,

You're sexy too.

You're smart.

You're so nice.

You're so weird, Otis.

You're so wise.

You're the first one I've had sex with since it happened.

You're the one stalking your son.

You're the smartest person I've ever met and this award is yours.

You're tragic.

You're unconsciously halting your progress

You're way smarter than me.

You're wearing aftershave, Otis.

You're welcome.

You're writing.

You're, like, smart smart, like...

You're... very dedicated.

You've changed, man. The old Otis would never do that.

You've got county trials coming up. And then you're on to the nationals.

You've made the hottest guy in school even hotter.

You've never asked me about your appearance before.

You’re not actually reading Virginia Woolf.

You’re not in any trouble. I sorted it.

You’re right. We’re done.

You’ve been glued to your phone for, like, three weeks,

You’ve been very quiet lately, sweetheart.

Your arms are, like, really big.

Your bruise is healing.

Your buttons are done up wrong.

Your ejaculation.

Your email implies you've been struggling with this for a while.

Your fear doesn't help me, Dad. It makes me feel weak.

Your friend is very sensitive.

Your generation is so touchy.

Your house. I'll bring the condoms.

Your mother’s been worried sick and she's only just gone to sleep.

Your mum talked to Adam about ejaculation?

Your mum's cool.

Your mum's new boyfriend is a big hot sticky wet dream.

Your nails are fierce.

Your new dad seems so sweet.

Your sign looks really good.

Your son is very angry.

Your turn. Tell me about Kate.

Your vocabulary is very limited.

Your words made him come.

Yourself.

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember?

5.28, thanks.

...about Maeve. [yells] That's brilliant!

...as Ivanhoe in the 1958... [changes channel]

...I had to do so much to fit in. [sighs]

...leader in 1946... You any good at quizzes?

...original name in '93, which leader? No.

...show you... [Otis] Uh... Sure, okay.

'Cause you never listen to me. I do listen.

["Everything's Gonna Be Alright" plays] ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

["Let's Do It" by Tone Loc plays] ♪ Let's do it ♪

["Restless Year" playing] ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪

[Adam yelps] Oh, my God.

[all yell] One night only! No, come on, this is a great offer.

[all] Amen. Jesus said,

[Anwar] Tromboner! [all] Tromboner!

[bag rustling] Yeah, you should feel bad.

[barking] ♪ What all of your letters ♪

[barking] Be quiet, Madam.

[barking] Uh... Francis, Bacon, get back here!

[barks] [gasps] Shh!

[bell rings] Oh, erm...

[blasts party blower] You clever boy.

[bleep] [cheering]

[bleeping] ♪ All the money in the world ♪

[both laugh] Come on! You're not. Look...

[both moaning] [Jean] Don't... don't...

[both] Nietzsche. I'm all right!

[both] The counties. Yeah.

[boy] Mm! [girl laughs]

[boy] Oh, my God

[boy] Where've you gone? [girl laughs] I'm up here!

[boy] Yes, Jackson! [girl whooping]

[buckle jangles] And this...

[buzzing] ...you could ask Aimee for some clarity.

[buzzing] [sighs]

[canned laughter] How old is she? 20?

[cheering] Yay! Hey!

[chuckles] And only you

[chuckles] Just keep walking.

[chuckles] Nice hat.

[chuckles] Okay, guys, from the top.

[chuckles] Rrrrowl!

[chuckles] School dance tonight.

[chuckles] So what about your parents, Maeve?

[chuckles] The bushes behind Science Block A?

[chuckles] You look like a traffic cone.

[chuckles] You look like a Wotsit.

[chuckles] But... [scoffs]

[chuckles] I actually liked that book. Not the point.

[chuckles] Sorry, you are... Eric.

[chuckles] Yeah. Stop flirting now. Come on.

[chuckling] Come here.

[clattering] Aah! I think that was my hymen!

[clears throat] [jazz plays]

[clears throat] Is this the Maeve effect, perchance?

[clears throat] Okay.

[contestant] Black Beauty. [man] Yeah.

[coughs] [rock music playing]

[coughs] See, told you I could do it. [Aimee] Nobody cares, Kyle.

[dance music playing] [laughter, chatter]

[dog yapping] [man shouting on TV]

[dogs barking] [Eric] Ah ah ah ah ah!

[door buzzes] Oh! Shittin' hell...

[door closes] [Jean] Otis, darling?

[door closes] Well, was it him?

[door opens] [Mr. Groff] Maeve.

[door opens] [yelps]

[door opens] Fine. She's such a bitch.

[door slams] [footsteps receding]

[door slams] Otis? Sweetheart?

[doorbell rings] âª I heard 'em moan âª

[doorbell rings] Pizza. Thank God for that.

[doorbell rings] This isn't fair!

[Eric chuckles] Mm. Um... So we're back on.

[Eric gasps] What the hell did you do?

[Eric laughs] So...

[Eric's mum] I called Headmaster Groff. [Eric groans]

[Eric] I don't. Maybe you can come to church with us?

[Eric] I'm coming for you, Otis! ♪ Into great balls of fire ♪

[Eric] What do you want, Adam? I’m gonna fucking kill you.

[exhales] Two...

[feedback whines] ...sing.

[feedback] [grunts]

[gags] ♪ And I try and I try ♪

[gags] Oh, my God! She's choking!

[gasping] [laughter]

[gasping] [Mr. Groff] No!

[gasps] [Adam groaning]

[gasps] So, this mean I can have sex now?

[gate whirring] Here goes.

[girl 1] That's a lie. That's a lie. [girl 2] Are you sure it's not

[girl sobbing] Oh, my neck. Oh!

[girl yells] [boy groans]

[girl] Aww! [crowd cheering]

[girl] Come on! ♪ So sweet... ♪

[girl] Hello, lover. Ooh! Fuck.

[girl] Oh, my God. But I've done some googling.

[groans] ♪ Because you can't stop ♪

[groans] [winces] Ah, your head is bleeding.

[grunts] [gasping]

[grunts] [groans]

[horn honks] Oi!

[indistinct TV chatter] Eric, who is your friend?

[Jackson] Ahem. Where's the toilet?

[Jackson] Nice. Yeah.

[Jackson] Okay. Uh...

[Jackson] Yeah. Oh. Ha ha.

[Jean screaming] Don't stop! Don't stop! [man yelling]

[Jean] I'm already hungry. [Adam chuckles]

[Jean] Mm hmm. [Jakob] Uh huh.

[Jean] Oh. It's okay. Clumsy man.

[Jean] Okay, ladies, that was fantastic. [applause]

[Jean] Okay! Good! Keep going! [man] Yes! Yes!

[Jean] Yeah. You behave.

[jeering] Oh, fantastic!

[knock at door] [boy] Kate, you in there?

[knock at door] Come.

[Kyle groaning] You really don't get it, do you?

[Kyle groans] Go, then.

[laughing] [crowd cheering]

[laughing] I don't know what's wrong

[laughs] ♪ Another day to find you ♪

[laughs] ♪ One that looked ♪

[laughs] Bye, Remi.

[laughs] She couldn't walk.

[laughs] Wow, yeah.

[laughs] We just got invited to a party! Ssh!

[laughter on TV] I'm going to the dance.

[laughter] [Anwar] Oh...

[laughter] [multiple phone alerts]

[laughter] [teacher] That's enough.

[laughter] Mm!

[loud orchestral music starts] That Wow.

[Maeve] How’s it going with Knobzilla? He can't come.

[Maeve] No, Adam. I deserve closure!

[Maeve] See you later. [Otis] See you.

[man on TV] Ooh. A woman, right? Huh! ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

[man] At eight weeks Please, don't do this!

[man] Eric, come help your mother. ♪ Now that we've parted ♪

[man] Right. For the first time today. It's your favorite.

[moaning] [rhythmic creaking]

[Mr. Groff] Come down this instant! No.

[music stops] Suck a dick!

[musical ringing continues] [tuts]

[Otis chuckles] Hi. Hey.

[Otis growls] ♪ This time I have said too much ♪

[Otis screams] [Eric laughs]

[Otis sighs] "It's about dumb luck".

[Otis] All right. Like a h'idiot.

[Otis] Are you okay? [Maeve] Yeah, I'm fine.

[Otis] Go clean yourself off. [Eric laughs]

[Otis] Guys! ♪ Is liftin' me higher... ♪

[Otis] I'm giving the money back. [Eric] No, hold up.

[Otis] It's not a game. It is a game.

[Otis] Shut up. [Eric] Like a fool.

[Otis] So, what seems to be [Lily] My vagina has betrayed me.

[Otis] That's definitely not true. What a slag.

[overlapping voices] [man] ..

[owl hooting] Just Jean.

[panting] If you could just give me the form.

[phone alert] ♪ Ha ha! He's just warmin' up ♪

[phone alert] I think you'd like her.

[phone rings] Who is it?

[phones buzzing] [girls gasp]

[porn continues playing] I just I'm not

[rock music plays] [Jean] Darling! It's too loud!

[Sarah] I don't like vanilla. [nurse] Sorry, it's all we've got.

[scoffs] I was just asking. Sorry.

[scoffs] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[screaming] Lizzie!

[screams] [laughter]

[Sean] Well? Yeah, it’s actually nice.

[second man on TV] No, she's about 30. ♪ Everything ♪

[shop bell rings] She hit me.

[sighs] [door closes]

[sighs] [door opens, shuts]

[sighs] [girl] I liked your hat.

[sighs] [Jean] Faster! Faster!

[sighs] [latex snaps]

[sighs] [lighter sparks]

[sighs] [phone rings]

[sighs] [turns music off]

[sighs] ♪ Sit back down ♪

[sighs] Come on.

[sighs] Did you just fake it?

[sighs] For all the work.

[sighs] Hello.

[sighs] It's true!

[sighs] So think about it. This could be awesome.

[sighs] Training to be an astronaut.

[sighs] Uh, explain?

[sighs] How... might I serve you? This is weird.

[sighs] I'm having my bathroom redone. Yeah, I know.

[singer yodeling] âª A little this, a little that âª

[splutters] You look like the Cookie Monster.

[stammers] Homework stuff. [man] Well...

[stammers] It's... Well...

[Steve] Stay away from me! [Adam] Come on!

[thump] [ceramic breaking]

[turns music off] Hey, thief. How’s your lock?

[video game music] She might be crazy.

[volume increases] [volume decreases]

[whale song plays] Ooh. Erm...

[whimpers] [Otis] Hey, look, um...

[whirring] [loud beep]

[whispers] I'm sorry. Me either.

[wolf whistling] ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

[woman gasping and groaning] ["Road to Nowhere" playing]

[woman yelps] [Otis gasps]

[woman] Yes, Pastor! His love is stronger than uncertainty.

[woman] You killed my love. [man] That's possible.

[yells] [all scream]

[yells] Is the music too loud? ♪ Come in, baby ♪

[yelps] [crowd screaming]

[yelps] Hey, piss flaps.

[yelps] Uh...

♪ '"Cause I can't breathe" ♪ ♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪

♪ Aah, hey, baby ♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪

♪ Ah oh oh ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Ah oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Ah oh, dancin' with myself ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Ain't no love ♪ God.

♪ Ain't no love... ♪ Sorry. Excuse me.

♪ All the walls are fallin' down ♪ ♪ Down ♪

♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ And there's nothin' to prove ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Anywhere I try to go ♪ ♪ Go ♪

♪ Are bound to fall ♪ Think about poor Madam!

♪ Baby ♪ ♪ Baby ♪

♪ Baby, let your hair hang down ♪ Ugh.

♪ Bitter day ♪ Sean?

♪ But what can I do? ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ But what can I do? ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Can I get a witness? ♪ I heard 'em moan ♪

♪ Can take it easy, now ♪ Mum?

♪ Can you hear the people behind me? ♪ [cell phone dings]

♪ Come on inside ♪ What about this?

♪ Don't forget now to take your pills ♪ [moaning]

♪ Don't forget now to take your pills ♪ I'm owning my narrative!

♪ Fire ♪ See you later.

♪ For a while, we had no fear ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Garbage lyin' all around ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ He turned my mourning into dancing ♪ [pastor] Aah! Yes!

♪ He turned my mourning into dancing ♪ Eric! How are you?

♪ He turned my sorrows into joy ♪ Come here.

♪ Hey, your face is a mess ♪ What?

♪ I ask no more than this ♪ Ugh.

♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ [Jackson] Oh ho ho!

♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ [moaning]

♪ I got a job waitin' for my graduation ♪ [mouthing]

♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ ♪ I heard 'em moan ♪

♪ I heard 'em moan ♪ I'll get it!

♪ I saw this girl and she was pumpin' ♪ Oh, my God.

♪ I swear each mornin', when I wake ♪ [alarm beeping]

♪ I tell you, help me, baby ♪ ♪ So tired of being alone ♪

♪ I think I'm in love with you ♪ Can... Um... 'Scuse me. Can we, um...

♪ I thought you'd always be ♪ [crowd whispers indistinctly]

♪ I went to the doctor... ♪ Minge!

♪ I'd be thankful on that day ♪ Eric!

♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ ♪ Help me, baby ♪

♪ If I knew you were comin' ♪ Not you! Piss off!

♪ If only ♪ [Eric's dad] Eric!

♪ If only the wind ♪ [laughter]

♪ In perfect moments ♪ Oh...

♪ La la la ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ La la la, la la la ♪ [laughter on television]

♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Love really hurts without you ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Maybe later you'll get your chance ♪ Okay.

♪ No... ♪ Move your fake ass bag.

♪ Now, there were three sexes then ♪ You owe me a birthday.

♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ When there's nothin' to lose ♪

♪ Oh, and Mr. Hyde ♪ Hey!

♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ Are you havin' a good time?

♪ Part daughter, part son ♪ You ready?

♪ Said, "Help me, doctor" ♪ Settle down.

♪ She's hurt you again ♪ How's it going?

♪ Shoot it up ♪ It's ground base ♪

♪ Shoot it up ♪ ♪ It's ground base ♪

♪ Sing me to sleep... ♪ [nurse] Maeve?

♪ Sit back down ♪ Do you want any tea?

♪ Sit back down ♪ Ugh.

♪ So keep it up ♪ Mm. Okay. Um...

♪ So many teardrops ♪ The mind boggles!

♪ So tired of being alone ♪ You know what I'm talkin' about ♪

♪ So tired of being alone ♪ ♪ Baby ♪

♪ So when the show was finished ♪ [groans]

♪ Spring in the air ♪ [burner clicking]

♪ The calendar on your wall ♪ No. No, no, no.

♪ The fourth of July ♪ [phone buzzes]

♪ The moon at night ♪ [phone alert]

♪ The whites of your eyes turn red ♪ Oh... Oh!

♪ This is the day ♪ ♪ Your life will surely change ♪

♪ This is the day ♪ I'll clean it.

♪ To our bellies ♪ Okay.

♪ True love can conquer all ♪ Out there alone. Won't last five minutes!

♪ Was ticking the days off ♪ [gasps, gags]

♪ We have to pretend ♪ The rumors about my family are true.

♪ We're on a ride to nowhere ♪ Um...

♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪ Okay.

♪ Well, I love you so ♪

♪ When you're ♪ Are you happy?

♪ When you're young and in love ♪ You broke her heart. Your own mother.

♪ Wild thing ♪ Get my mum.

♪ Withdraw my labor of love ♪ [all groan]

♪ Yeah! ♪ ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪

♪ You can dry the tears on my dress ♪ Okay.

♪ You can't define her ♪ Hey, man.

♪ You can't pin her down ♪ You all right, mate?

♪ You gotta give him a minute ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ You know your love ♪ ♪ Your love ♪

♪ You've been reading some old letters ♪ [clattering]

♪ Young and in love ♪ [cheering]

♪ Young and in love ♪ ♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪ Fuck!

A sharp scratch... ♪ I will feel so glad to go ♪

âª Aah, baby âª âª I'm so tired of being alone âª

âª BabyÂ âª âª BabyÂ âª

âª Come onÂ âª [cheering]

âª Love really hurts without youÂ âª âª Ooh, oohÂ âª

âª To singer songwriters' tunes âª [humming]

Action Man! Come in. Yes!

Actually, that's it. That's it.

Adam, stop! [grunting]

Adam! Don’t. Your boyfriend

After the boning. Mm. Yeah, so I thought you could help me out.

Again! [all] Love!

Ah ha! Hey.

Ah! [yelps]

Ah. Heh heh. Oh, my God.

Ah... There's... We could, um... try...

Air our dirty underpants, is that it? No!

All right, dickhead? Hi.

All right, go on then, Eric. Okay.

Am I that bad? Yes.

Amen. Amen.

Among other things. Ah!

An invite! An invite! I know!

and I feel like a... like a bad person. [yells] But it's normal!

and it's really cold. [Eric laughing]

And not in a good way. Well, that's not my problem.

And she has a really dark sense of humor. I didn't know that.

And the water's going everywhere... Jean.

And they're willing to pay. Keep talking.

And why are you wearing a suit? Uh...

And you are... Otis.

and you're You're not a kangaroo, Otis.

Anwar's his unrequited crush. Aah.

Any preference? Whatever's cheapest.

Anyone got a tissue? [woman] Yeah.

Anyway. ...to reveal his characters' views

Are those flowers for me? Uh... Yeah.

Are we not gonna get a photo? No.

Are you a complete moron? [Otis] No, I'm not.

Are you all right, mate? You're bleeding. Yeah.

Are you all right? Get off.

Are you all right? Yeah. Yeah.

Are you havin' a good time? I think so.

Are you on a bus? Um... no.

Are you sure you want to go in like this? Yes.

Are you sure you're sure? Yes.

Bats have been know to partake What do bats have to do with this?

Because I dare you. So?

Because if Sit down. Sit down.

Because Maeve and I are just friends. Hm.

Because we're best friends. No, we're not.

because you're in love with her. All my options are dog shit.

Better be quick. Okay.

between Maeve and I, romantically, and [laughs]

beyond mild inconvenience. Something really bad happened.

But I'll be back. I'll be back later. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

But if you want to talk about it I... Uh, okay, I'm gonna go.

But she's not popular, she's scary. Yeah, exactly.

But the pheromones... Yes, just...

But we're at a dance. It's not really my thing.

But we’re really good together. I can't keep doing this anymore, Maeve.

But you can't wank! I know, and I'm 16 years old,

But... But what?

Bye, Jean. Bye, Eric.

Bye. Bye, have a lovely time

called The Teen Whisperer. I am never going to a dance again.

Can I have a wipe? Get your own wipe.

Can't we just talk face to face? No, we shouldn't see each other.

Carry on. Go with sanitary products, sir.

Casual Hamm? Ugh. Just leave, now.

Casual sex. Uh! Uh!

Coffee? [Dan] Oh, yes, please.

Coffee? I've got some.

Come here. Don't touch me!

Come on, I bet you know this one. Yeah, it's Mervyn Peake.

Come on. Go. Focus! Focus! Come on!

Completely You didn't used to roll her around!

Completely unethical. Ugh!

Con... [whispers] Conrad.

Congrats, man! [laughs] [Eric chuckles]

Cool beans. See you later.

Cool, hi. [chuckles] You're... you're here.

Cool. Cool. [chuckles]

Cool. Okay. [chuckles]

Cynthia and I had another fight. Oh.

Dad, I Your name is on the waiting list.

Dad! Leave the channel!

Darling, is that for you? Yeah.

Dave? Er, close. Dan.

Descriptive words, please. Okay.

Diarrhea attack. [both chuckle]

Did it get in your eyes or mouth? I don't think so.

Did you do it? No.

Did you get the books? Uh, yes, I did.

Did you send the picture? Yes or no? Maeve.

Did you shit yourself? No!

Do I have to look at her? [Maeve] No.

Do I look all right? You look like Otis.

Do they have a website? Uh, no.

Do you dress up like a lady? No.

Do you have an appointment? Uh, no. Uh...

Do you mind not doing that, please? Got it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you wanna meet up this week? Tonight.

Do you want a drink? Sure.

Do you want me to drive you home? Nope.

Does it bother you that I'm a therapist? No.

Doesn't he have a licence? He's a drunk.

Don't be irrational. Irrational?

Don't do this. [murmuring]

Don't get me started on Snow White. Right, I'm gonna dance.

Don't know what you're talking about. Really?

Don't stop, don't talk, go! Keep your door open, please.

Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! [man groans]

Don't you fucking touch me. [music stops]

Don't. Please. Yes, Otis.

Don't... [both chuckle]

Drop something? No.

E! My man. How's it hangin'? [music plays from headphones]

Ejaculation. Hm.

Emesis? Uh, vomiting.

Enough. It's my vagina.

Er... I should So...

Eric, come back here Don't fucking touch me!

Eric, come on. Mm mm! Mm mm!

Eric, I don't wanna go. Uh, we have to go!

Eric, just be careful with Hey!

Eric! What?

Eric... [chuckling] [yells]

Everyone except you. And you.

Excuses, excuses. Go on, go! ♪ Young and in love ♪

Fake it till I make it. Fake it... Think of someone strong.

Faster! Oh, oh, oh! [rhythmic thumping]

Fine. No, seriously.

Fine. No, wait!

Fine. Yes!

First door on your left. [whispers] Cheers, dude.

For good. Tromboner?

George III. Yeah.

Get lost before I change my mind. [whispers] Okay. Thank you.

Get my mum! Your mum?

Get out! Okay.

Get you up to speed. [chuckles]

Girlfriend? Stop it. Stop it!

Give it here. No, it's fine.

Go on! Whoo!

Go on. Come on.

Go on. I don't have one.

Go on. Unh.

Go talk to Anwar. Oh, I can't. I'm too nervous.

God loves you. Yeah, well, I wish he'd worn a condom.

God. Heh heh.

golfer. [cork pops]

Good excuse to break the ice. Go on. [sighs]

Good girl. Oh! Good girl. Hey! [laughs]

Good morning, ass bandit! Sorry, Adam.

Good summer? Shut the fuck up, Tromboner.

Great. Cool.

Great. Yeah.

Great. Here's the money. Maeve is such a head fuck, man.

Great. Marvelous. [Jakob] Okay.

Ha ha! [laughing]

Hah. [chuckles]

Harry. Harry. Sorry. I'm bad with names.

Has that ever happened to you? Not really. No.

Have I done something wrong? No.

Have you ever had someone cheat on you? Um...

Have you got any Nutella? Yeah.

Have you seen my brother? Oh, yeah.

He asked me. [groans]

He called you a Spanish pervert. Oh, this is gonna be such a good year!

He genuinely has a Cinderella complex. Have you apologized yet?

He gets very down when you don't. Yes, of course.

He had sex with someone else. Okay.

he's a total genius, right? Yeah. [laughs]

He's bad. [giggling]

He's funny, isn't he? [laughing] Yeah.

He's gonna get away with it. I can't. I've gotta go.

He's not my detention pal. We're not friends.

he's usually quite contained. Okay.

Heh heh. Thank you.

Heh. Thank you. It's okay.

Hello, Jakob. Yeah, hello.

Hello! ♪ Easy now ♪

Hello? Aimee, it's it's Adam.

Here we go! Good. Yeah. Coolio.

Here, sit down. Yeah, I'm okay. Um...

Here. Don't touch my shit.

Hey, it's okay. I don't know what to fucking do.

Hey, Maeve. Hey.

Hey, man, can we talk? Are you gonna hit me?

Hey, man, I'm Handsome.

Hey, man. Uh... yeah. Dude, where are you?

Hey, man. Um... Where are you?

Hey, Miss Sands. Hey.

Hey, muppet. Aah. Hi, Maeve.

Hey, sis, you wanna get baked?

Hey, why won't you talk to me? I said it's nothing.

Hey! Hey.

Hey. Have you got anything to drink?

Hey. Hey.

Hm! Who was Langston Hughes?

Hm? Built like a Chupa Chup.

Hm. [latex snaps]

Hm. I need to piss.

Hm. Mm. Okay. [chuckles]

Hm. Yeah, you seem it. [phone buzzes]

Hm. You're a funny girl. Quick. Mm hm.

Hm... Do you wanna come on them?

Honestly, I'm fine. Come on, let me drive you home.

Hoo. Poor thing.

Hopefully see you again, then, dude. Yeah.

How about tonight then? Dinner? I've got plans tonight.

How are you? Great. Yeah.

How are you? I'm fine.

How did you know it was mine? Well,

How do I look? Like a satsuma.

How do you think I should do it? Jackson...

How is it looking? [Adam] Still large, still...

How is that my fault? You made me chase Tom.

how you might feel unjustly observed. Okay.

How's the trigonometry? Yeah, it's super hard.

How's your communication? We've known each other

Huh? Have fun, though.

Huh? I can't... Dickhead.

I Ah, that's her!

I can feel it. Look, it's throbbing. Can we turn this off, please?

I can help you. Do what?

I can pay you if... Um...

I can pay. The hand in's tomorrow. Sorry.

I can't do that. Do you wanna do this or not?

I dare you to do it. Wh

I dare you. Come on, it's easy. Don't. I can't...

I didn't Don't say sorry.

I didn't Gotta go. Thank you.

I didn't No, but you did.

I didn't know that you had a cat. I don't.

I didn't know you had a brother. You do now.

I didn't notice it split or anything. Mm.

I don't know. Uh huh, uh huh. Of course you do.

I don't like being out of control. You'll be fine.

I don't want a boyfriend. I don't get it.

I don't want to screw this up. I'm all out of advice, sorry.

I don't want you to be hurt. [laughs]

I get it. All right, cool.

I guess we're partners for the project. Are you new?

I had a... sex dream... ...that you do not have any sanitary...

I haven’t had an attack in six years. Well, what if you did?

I heard it's Ruby's vagina. [laughter]

I hope Maeve hasn't got lost. Oh, yeah. I'll go check on her.

I just wanna feel a dick in my vagina. Mm hm.

I just wanna have a good time. Yeah.

I just wanna know how it feels. Yeah.

I just wanted her to know how it feels. What are you talking about?

I knew it. No, no, no, not drugs!

I knew you weren't just a pretty face. ...Thatcher's first Home Secretary...

I know the library's open... [chuckles]

I know. Do you?

I know. I'm late for school. ♪ This is the day ♪

I left my jacket. I'll get it.

I listen all the time. No!

I mean, he could have killed himself. Yeah, but you talked him down.

I mean, I can pay, if that's the problem. [sighs]

I mean, it's nice, right? Erm...

I mean, really. No.

I mean, seriously, are you adopted? No.

I mean, that's fine. Yeah.

I never wanted the same for my children. Okay!

I really appreciate this, man. Take care. Yeah.

I ride the motorbike? Yes, right. Mother issues.

I said dickhead. Heh heh heh.

I said I'd walk you home, so Otis, I'm fine!

I think you forgot something. It's just a pencil case.

I think you should sign up. I don't think that's a good idea.

I think... Don't... don't talk.

I was making an effort. No, you look great.

I was really fucking worried. Look, I know I'm a bastard, all right?

I... Oh, shit, I've gotta run.

I... think I have nice hair. It's so shiny.

I'll be in charge of bookings, schedules. Yeah.

I'll be there. Cool.

I'll meet you at yours at seven. Okay.

I'll pick you up at 7:30. Mm.

I'll see you after school. Okay... [chuckles]

I'll see you later, all right? See you later.

I'll see you later. Okay, yeah.

I'll see you later. See you later.

I'll text you if I die. [chuckles]

I'm a goat? No! I mean, you don't look like a goat.

I'm all dizzy and hot. Okay, okay. Okay, take a chill pill.

I'm down if you are. Down?

I'm gay! Fuck! Really?

I'm going to a fancy Aimee, Cock Biter's here.

I'm gonna jump! [gasping]

I'm gonna miss my bus. You're right there.

I'm home! [gasps]

I'm just gonna grab my Follow me.

I'm just trying to Just trying to what?

I'm not a shiny person, Jackson. [sighs]

I'm not a slag. Me either, it sounded good.

I'm not going with him. Whatever.

I'm not hating it. [Jean] Fantastic.

I'm not sure. Hm?

I'm not. You are.

I'm not... I'm not in love. Mm hm.

I'm okay. Heh heh. I'm okay. Sit down.

I'm Ola. Jackson.

I'm running late for an appointment. Of course.

I'm scared. I'm scared. It's me.

I'm sorry! My dress!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to You always ruin everything.

I've been busy. All right.

I've been meaning to apologize. Hey, it's...

I've got plenty of time. Mm, I don't know, man.

I've got these hardcore fans now... Will do, okay. Bye.

if you felt like watching me swim? Oh.

If you wanna take a look? Yes, yes, I would.

If you want her... Yeah.

if you're gonna qualify for the counties. [coughs]

If you're still interested Yes.

in act four... And who are you?

In case you forgot. No.

Information is empowering. No, it's fucked up!

Inside pocket in my bag. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Is dream work! Get in there and swim, swim, swim!

Is is true your whole family's in prison? [laughter and jeering]

Is it your birthday? Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Is it? Yes.

Is that a good or a bad thing? Well, neither, you just look like Otis.

Is that a good or bad thing? I don't know, we'll see.

Is that it? No, he's...

Is that Tom Baker? Yup.

Is that your boyfriend? No.

Is there more to read? Yes.

Is this a clinic thing? No.

Is this about your mum’s book? Oh, no, I mean,

Is this the bus for Moordale? No.

Isn’t that Courgette Lady? Oh, yeah.

it doesn't mean you have to fancy him. Yeah, correction.

It feels wrong, okay? I don't like it. No, it's fine.

It is good to look outside your bubble. Yeah, I guess it is.

It is required It's my vagina.

It looks like a thumb. Yuck.

It might help. Interesting.

It starts at seven. Uh huh.

It was tiger print. ♪ In this great big old town ♪

It wasn't me. I swear it wasn't my fault. ♪ Young and in love ♪

It wasn't my fault. No, no, no, no, it never is, is it?

It's a bit quiet, isn't it? Doesn't start till 8:30.

It's all thanks to you, man. You know what, Jackson?

It's comin'. Okay.

It's getting in the way of my life. What do you mean?

It's just so difficult to... [loud cheering]

It's just, safety first. [chuckles]

It's monochrome. I'll take your word for it.

It's my porn. A bit old school.

It's my vagina. Ah, just sit down.

It's my vagina. It's my vagina

It's my vagina. Please, would you all just sit down?

It's my vagina. Thank you. I understand

It's my vagina. Vaginas! Bloody vaginas!

It's my vagina. What?

It's nice. ♪ Me and all my friends ♪

It's not a date. It's a date!

It's not a date. It's a date.

It's not looking good, Tom. I didn't.

It's not my success though, is it, Mum? What?

It's not really my thing, that. Just ignore him. He's teasing you.

It's okay. I want to. Oh!

It's true. Don't try Exactly.

It's very bleak. Depends on your perspective.

It's what people our age do sometimes Yeah, very funny.

It's worse than I thought. [sighs]

It's yours. Ja

Jackson doesn't drink. Mom.

Jackson is here. Uh...

Jackson! Jackson!

Jackson's approaching us. Mind if I join you?

Jean Milburn? Yeah, that's me.

Jesus. ♪ Walk right in ♪

Just a human man with a penis. That's...

just by the way they walk. She does, it is awesome.

Just chill out. Come on.

Just go. Okay. Yes, sorry.

Just in case I'm not inviting you in.

Just kidding. Heh heh.

Just like a little... [both chuckle]

Just live a little. I'm not

Just roll up your sleeves, you fool. Heh.

Just say you don't and I'll I don't. [sniffles]

Just trying to help. Don't.

Know what I mean? Not really. But here you go.

Kyle, did you send out that photo? Tread on me.

Kyle? Okay, we go talk to Kyle, then. No.

Leave it, man! What's wrong with you? [clattering]

Let me get you some condoms. No! Thanks, Mum. Bye.

Let's go. ♪ I got a crazy teacher ♪

Let's watch... I can practice with you if you like.

Let’s catch up later. Wait, no.

Let’s get a photo. I said no photos.

Lies! Rubbish!

Lightning! Pssssh!

Like a discount avocado. I don't think that's true.

Like a pimp. No, no, she's like a... a shrink.

Like Putin. Or Beyoncé. What'd you bring him for?

like when you were five? You disappeared for four months, Sean!

Lone genitals aren't really my thing. Yeah?

Look at you laughing. [Otis chuckles] It's not funny.

Look how you helped Adam. But I didn't. He hates me now.

Look, that was my best time yet. No, I know.

Look! Look, look, look! I know! Okay!

Look. Okay, come on, come on. Wait!

Looks fun. Mm hm. [chuckles]

looks like a fucking triangle. Ugh. Ignore him, Steve.

Looks like he's done a poo. No, it's fine. We're going to the party.

Lost track of time. Don't let it happen again.

Love. That word? [man 2] Praise Jesus!

Madam! Madam! ["When You're Young and in Love" plays]

Madam! Madam! Um...

Madame. [both chuckle]

Maeve Wiley is calling you? Hello, Otis?

Maeve, are you right or left handed? Right handed.

Maeve, hi. We need to talk.

Maeve! Look. He's gonna make a speech.

Maeve. [both chuckle]

Maeve. I Stay the fuck away.

Maeve. Oh! [sighs]

Maybe. All right, it's a date.

Mervyn Peake. Yeah.

Milburn. Yes, sir.

Mm hm. [Dan] Um...

Mm hm. Is there any chance

Mm hm. Yeah?

Mm hm. Here you go. Thanks.

Mm hmm? Me and you, dancin', havin' fun?

Mm! [Eric chuckles]

Mm. Do you have any hobbies?

Mm. I always know when I have a spot coming.

Mm. It's okay. Don't get emotional.

Mm. Okay, sorry.

Mm. Uh, not really.

Mm. You know, afterwards.

Mm. Interesting. Close?

Mm... We... need... Um...

Mom... Oh. Okay, okay.

Morning, darling. Morning.

Move aside. Okay! We need help!

Mum, actually... Yeah?

Mum, Jesus Christ! Don't have a problem with that.

Mum! [laughs]

Mum! And look after one another.

Mum. Yes, darling?

Mum. It's okay, all right? I know. [sighs]

Mummy. Mm?

My brother. What?

My friend That was one second.

My life is over. Why? Rubes, what's wrong?

My patients? Ah.

Next time. We won't speak of this ever again, okay?

Nice one. [laughs]

Nice one. Well done.

Nice to meet you! Mum!

No one's. Share. Aimee Gibbs!

No therapy, remember. What? Oh. Oh, sorry.

No wonder. You could besiege a castle. I said stop staring at it!

No, I haven't. Good.

No, it's Jesus. Really?

No, no, no! Why aren't you excited?

No, we're good. See you. Okay.

No! What is wrong with you?

No! You might bleed or hemorrhage. [tuts]

No? Well, actually,

No.

No. Sorry! Sorry.

No. Yeah, let me guess

No. Yeah.

No. I thought you forgot our tradition. How could I forget?

No. No. Stop!

No. Why would I steal? Yeah.

Normal. I was going to say "nice".

Not goin' well, is it? ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪

Not really. Me neither.

Not technically invited. Whose party?

Not your friends. Okay.

Nothing. Eric, talk to me.

Nothing. Kate, I want you to name five things

Oh, and Don't worry, you were never here.

Oh, fantastic! If...

Oh, hello, Otis! Hi.

Oh, hi. [Otis clears throat]

Oh, hi. Hi.

Oh, me, me, me. What did you just say?

Oh, my God! Come on!

Oh, my God. And it's actually just above average

Oh, my God. Tell me everything. ...is why the fearless year nine girls...

Oh, okay. [chuckles]

Oh, right, yeah, I forgot. [sniffs]

Oh, that's probably... Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, this is gonna be funny. It better be.

Oh, well done, lad! Well done! Thank you.

Oh, yeah No.

Oh, yeah. Let me get on top. Yeah.

Oh, yes

Oh, you stupid dog. ♪ Just don't say ♪

Oh! [laughter]

Oh! [whines]

Oh! ♪ Here we go ♪

Oh! Okay, time out. Time out.

Oh! What the fuck?

Oh! Why are you so angry?

Oh! Come on! Come on! [barking]

Oh! It’s gone all ancient Rome. ♪ Withdraw my labor of love ♪

Oh! My balls! You're on my balls! Oh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Oh! Oh! ♪ Here we go ♪

Oh! Ooh! Okay. Oh, yeah. ♪ We're on a road to Paradise ♪

Oh! Score! What got into the capital...

Oh. I said 6:30.

Oh. Okay. Yeah.

Oh. Okay. Okay. Mm. So...

Oh. Where are you going? Nowhere.

Oh... Why won't it go in?

Okay, and I want more sax on bar 12. Yeah.

Okay, bye. Bye.

Okay, let's go. ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Okay, she's here. Nice helmet.

Okay, stay. [whining]

Okay, stop! Aaah!

Okay, um... [bell rings]

Okay, where is it? Oh, I don't know.

Okay, yeah Phones away, please! [students laughing]

Okay! [both giggle]

Okay! [laughs]

Okay! ♪ And the Children of the Moon ♪

Okay? Like casual Hamm. [sighs]

Okay. [phone buzzing]

Okay. [stomping]

Okay. ♪ Your life will surely change ♪

Okay. But things change, though.

Okay. Have a lovely time.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. So...

Okay. This thing concerns your virginal status.

Okay. Yeah?

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. I love you. I love you too. Bye.

Okay. Roberts it is. [sighs]

Okay. Thanks, man. Uh...

Okay... ♪ My zero ♪

Okay... Basically, it's all in the past.

Okay... No, I'll go, then.

Okay... Why are you bothering my girlfriend?

on so many levels. Oh!

on the subject of love. Maybe later on we can get together.

On time is late. What does that even mean?

On time is late. What the hell does that even mean?

Ooh! Ow!

Ooh! Someone's looking groovy!

Ooh! Okay. [chuckles]

Or deodorant. [Otis' friend] Told you.

Otis, don't walk away. Just go home, Mum.

Otis, we need to talk about our fight. I'm going out.

Otis? [groans]

Otis... Mum, he rides a motorbike.

Ow! [bleeping]

Ow! Stupid boy!

Pancakes with chocolate chips. I woke up and you were gone.

Payments, that kind of thing. Yes.

People think I pooed myself. Will you suck it up? We need clients.

Please? Uh...

Poor guy. [Eric laughs]

Privately. We are a fellowship.

Problems with Kyle? Oh, no, I'm with Steve now.

Product samples. Ah!

Prove it. Give us your phone. Um...

Push him hard today, Coach. I always do.

Quitters never win. Aye. Let's go again.

Reached the summit. Yeah.

real progress. ♪ ...ever been lifted before ♪

Really? No. I always have a boyfriend.

Really? Yeah, you're brilliant!

Really? Yeah.

Relax, you're 16. Relax, you're 16.

Remember, be subtle. Subtle.

Remi, don't You No, I'm going out!

Rewind, he came? Yeah.

Right, I'm gettin' the light. No, don't!

Right, okay. Well, just sit down. Okay.

Right. And I stopped believing in God.

Right. Well, I'm gonna go. Why are you talking to him?

Ruthie, tell him how bad it is. Look, I don't know why we're doing this.

Say that again. Nice... ra

Scout's honour. You didn't go to Scouts.

Sean! Wait! [Jackson] Hey.

Sean. Hey, frog face. Are ya havin' fun?

Sean... Oh, come on, it's just a question.

See me after. [phone buzzes]

See you later. See ya.

See you soon. Remember to be back at 10:30, yes?

Seems a bit inappropriate now. No.

Sex therapist. I don't know what that is.

Sexual performance? They have trouble finishing.

Sh, Jackson Where's the

Shakespeare uses witty wordplay... ...last term.

She called me dickhead. Oh.

She cries when you lose. Wh

She left. Why?

She used the words "man milk." Oh, my

She wants you to be a sex therapist? Yes.

She won't be home. Oh. She better not be.

She's a prostitute. No.

She's just doing you a favor. Ah.

She's, like, mad brainy. Yeah. I know.

Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Otis, don't. And I

Shhh. [gasping]

Shit, are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

Shit! [Jean] Are you all right, darling?

Shit. Okay... Ugh! ♪ Couldn't buy back those days ♪

Should we get the nurse? No! No, you can't tell anyone.

Show me. You don't wanna see gay porn.

Shut up. You should start a motivational podcast,

since you started punching people. Mm

Sit down. No. That is my vagina in the photo.

Slipped and dropped the yogurt? No, I wish.

So chivalrous. Heh.

So what am I on the food chain? You could be like...

So what do I do? What do I do? [muffled sigh]

So when she came out too, I thought... You might as well be in a relationship.

So you wanted to make it bigger? No.

So, how long you lived here? [Jean] 14 years.

So, I need your help. Me?

So? So I'm not gonna help you.

So... [chuckles]

So... [sighing]

Something wrong with your phone? I don't have a phone!

Sometime this week? Look, Harry,

Sorry, he, uh... has a thing. [door closes]

Sorry, I didn't mean [spits]

Sorry, what were you saying? What do you want, cock biter?

Sorry. Nice to meet you.

Sorry. No, you're No, you're not sorry.

Squeeze my nipples. [chuckles]

Stay back! Halt! Tom!

Still couldn't come? No, he did.

Still looking for a job? Hah, yeah.

Stop saying that! Okay, let's just...

Stop! ♪ Ain't gonna work for you no more ♪

Stretch my legs. I'll come with you.

Such a prankster. Yeah.

Suck, suck, suck a dick! Calm down!

Suck, suck, suck a dick! Mm! Mm!

Suck, suck, suck a dick! Whoa!

Sure. Yeah, I won't tell anyone. Nice.

Swing Band are sh Hip. Yes, we are.

Ta ra, lad. See you later, pet.

Take care. Yeah.

Talk to me. It's Tromboner.

Tanya, it's fine. Guys. Guys.

Tell anyone and I'll maim you. This better be an A.

Thank you for removing this... Oh...

Thank you. How did it go with Jackson's parents?

Thank you. Ruby's got big beef curtains.

Thanks for the game. No worries.

Thanks, Anwar. I love There's really no need to respond.

Thanks. Okay.

Thanks. See you later. Good luck.

That sounds intense. Well, it's a fine balance,

That was good. Yeah. [laughs]

That was my shot, you dick. Sorry.

That was stupid, I didn't... I... [laughs]

That'll do it. So... yeah.

That's a bumhole, there's a vagina. You won't be laughing

That's a myth. Well, it's not.

That's actually a good idea. [laughs]

That's extensive. Yeah, but no sex.

That's me. [camera shutters clicking]

That's none of your business. Yeah, let’s skip the faux modesty.

That's not weird, that's normal. You've never asked me how I am before.

That's progress, man. I called her a goat and she left.

The bathroom. Yeah.

The bus is in, like, a minute. Yeah. No, no. I'm gonna be there soon.

The dictionary. Teamwork?

The next one isn't for an hour. Come. I said no.

The school is very proud of you. Oh, thank you, sir.

The two weeks of detention? Still very much in your future.

Then why are you so shit? [Jean] Adam.

Therapy? Yeah, sex therapy.

There will be no dancing. Oh! Oh!

There's a ball bag on the TV. Good.

These are study drugs, sir, they're not You seem to know an awful lot about them,

They seem cool. Uh, yeah.

They've barely got over the last party. Why did you have another one, then?

Think about it. Yeah...

this Action Man dude, are you? Yeah, I am. Why?

This is bad. You're a bad person. Stop saying that.

This is not helping. Yeah, it is.

This is ridiculous. Go. Where are you gonna go? Texas?

This is stupid. Sam, we’re listening now, yeah?

This is torture. Oh, my God.

This is totally a date! Oh, this is making me feel weird.

This isn't working. When we first started dating,

Three Viagras. Jesus Christ.

to get Maeve to like me again? Jackson!

to penetrate the male psyche. Thanks.

Toast? Yeah.

Told you not to do it. I wanted to impress Swing Band.

Tromboner! Tromboner!

Trying to, anyway. It's good.

Ugh! What do you want? We need to talk.

Uh Oh!

Uh Sleeping with my mother?

Uh, discuss the concepts of fortune... Where do you live?

Uh, he's attractive. And he's popular.

Uh, on your left. Thanks.

Uh, uh, Sea Uh, Seabiscuit! Black Beauty.

Uh, what are you doing? Ringing the buzzer.

Uh... I didn't realize Jesus could be black.

Uh... Okay, fine. Don't worry about it.

Uh... Yeah...

Uh... J... Dude. [chuckles]

Um Boring.

Um, whereabouts, exactly? Cool. I'll text you the address.

Um, yeah. Haven't seen you in a while. Mm hmm.

Um... I'm Otis. Yeah. Act four, scene one. The impression...

Um... It It was nothing. Uh

Up, Madam. [clucks] [whines]

Use my phone. Mm hmm.

Wait, you do have a dress, right? Yeah, course. I'm not a troglodyte

Wait! I'm coming too! ♪ I heard 'em moan ♪

Wait. Yeah?

Want a lift? Um, no, thank you.

Watch where you're goin'. Sorry.

We are so happy to meet you. Me too.

We both know that I lead. ♪ They were part Sun, part Earth ♪

We can do better. Oh!

We could wank each other off. No. No. No, thank you.

We did. Oh, we found your mom's credit card.

We had a deal. Yeah, your advice was shit.

We had chemistry together... Explore the ways

We have sex pretzels! Clients. We've got clients.

We just had sex. I mean, like...

We just had sex. Yeah.

We must all learn to love ourselves... [all] Amen!

We need to focus on the county trials. [scoffs]

We need to talk to you. Speak plainly, woman.

We'll have some, won't we? Yep.

We'll talk about it later, darling. [door slams]

We'll, er... pick it up later. Hm.

We're gonna get the early bus. Okay.

We've got clinic emergency. Clinic? Um...

Weirdly. So...

Well done, my boy. Thank you, sir.

Well done! Darling!

Well done. Cheers.

Well done. Well done.

Well, are you? Yeah. I'm always fake.

Well, how come she can ring it? Well, she's not you, is she?

Well, I mean, you're her friend. You're her friend?

Well, I wouldn't [Jean] Dan, are you coming back to bed?

Well, Maeve and I, we're, you know Boning.

Well, there's this girl No, it's just a party.

Well, what does she like? Lots of things.

Well, why do you think it couldn't? I don't know.

Well... But it's only 7:15. ♪ Your life will surely change ♪

Well... I don't know what that is. It's a cult movie.

Wha What can I do for you, Harry? Well, I was just passing through.

What [all gasp]

What about Cara? No. Those flaps are Caucasian, all right.

What about? Doesn't matter.

What are you Hello?

What are you doing here? Otis, darling!

What are you doing later? Why?

What are you talking about? Well, he told me how to get you.

What are you trying to say? [dogs growling]

What do you You're too much.

What do you mean? [groans]

What do you mean? I mean...

What do you think I should wear? Ooh! Um...

What do you think it feels like? What, rimming?

What do you want him for? None of your business.

What do you want? Is Otis ready?

What for? For the ball.

What happened to your face? You were with Maeve?

What happens? Oh, sorry. Watch it, breadstick.

What have you got on today? [muffled] I can't talk right now, Mum.

What if he dies or something? Dies?

What if I am? Okay, what happened in this dream?

What if..." Okay. Um... Yeah, no, we get it.

What is wrong with you? [door slams]

What is? Everyone knows I've got a giant penis.

What is? Everything.

What the hell is emesis? You know, vomiting!

what you are trying to do. It is my vagina.

What? [door closes]

What? [shakily] This is too much.

What? I...

What? Oh, just a thing.

What? Well,

What? Yeah.

What? Your humor, it's dark. I like dark humor.

What? Dad You heard me.

What? I do. It's broken, right? Mm hm.

What? Why? You've got training tomorrow morning.

What? You just said we better go. I'm staying here.

What's goin' on? Nothing.

What's happenin' at mine tonight? Study group, obviously.

What's happening? He tossed it.

What's in here? Uh, no

What's in the bag? My lunch.

What's Percocet? It's just something that helps you relax.

What's that got to do with anything? Nothing, I'm just...

What's that supposed to mean? I find it funny

What's that supposed to mean? It means you don't trust me.

What's that? It's your cut. I treated someone.

What's that? Oh, it's just writing stuff down.

What's the problem? I'm not

What's this got to do with therapy? It's a vagina.

What's up, dick stain? Tom lied. He has a phone.

What's wrong? This is. The... clinic.

What's your preference? Mum, what..

Whatever you're doing, please stop. Why? Are you the police?

When I first came to this country... Oh, Dad!

Where are we going now? Aimee's study group.

Where are you going? School dance.

Where are you? Clayhill Bridge.

Where did you even get the Viagra from? None of your business.

Where does he live? Uh, in his parents' garage.

Where have you been? Nowhere.

where I'll be eaten by my pet python. [laughs]

Where the fuck have you been? Houston. Texas.

Where were you this morning? [Mr. Groff] ...alter their everyday lives

Where's Eric? Suck, suck, suck a dick!

Where's Kyle? Why?

Where's your head? Oh! Um...

Who are those girls? My sisters.

Who are you pervin' on? [yelps] Aah!

Who is this? Jean.

Who's this guy? Oh, it's not like that, Sam.

Whoa. I'm a little bit drunk. Hey.

Whose 1950 novel A Town Like Alice... Fuckin' tits!

Why are you being weird? Not. I'm not being weird.

Why are you staring? Show me the condom.

Why do you look weird? Why are you dressed like that?

Why do you taste like the dentist? Stop talking.

Why is there a minge on your wall? What? Where? That's...

Why not? What, you busy? Yeah, maybe I am.

Why the half? We got interrupted.

Why would she want me to have sushi? Raw fish is an aphrodisiac.

Why would you ruin my trousers? Get off! Stop!

Why would you think that? Because of the dance.

Why? Basically, I need someone to help me

Why? What's wrong with it? [horn blares]

Would I still need to bring someone then? Yeah. It's our policy.

Yeah, but that could have blown away. I think the answer's no, Liam.

Yeah, he does. [Jackson] Yeah.

Yeah, I think she may have told people. Ow!

Yeah, I'm almost there. I promise. Aw.

Yeah, it's pretty great. I told you!

Yeah, no, I'm okay. I'm okay. Here you go, babes. You sure?

Yeah, she's cute. [laughs] [yapping and growling]

Yeah, that makes me sick. [laughs]

Yeah, that's totally cool. No judgment. Cool. Glad I shared.

Yeah, that's true. My God.

Yeah? Hello, Jakob? It's Jean.

Yeah? Mm.

Yeah? What would you know, Wiley? Girls talk, clodpole.

Yeah. And, um...

Yeah. Come on, do you ever loosen up?

Yeah. I need to go home now.

Yeah. I'm done with the bathroom.

Yeah. I'm over it.

Yeah. No. You're driving.

Yeah. Oh, good.

Yeah. Okay, cool. [chuckles]

Yeah. Okay, good.

Yeah. So don't try it.

Yeah. This is really good.

Yeah. Was that your girlfriend?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You weren't, were you?

Yeah. [gasping] [uptempo R&B song plays]

Yeah. Friends. Boys and girls can be friends.

Yeah. Thank you. Oh. Here you go, mate.

Yeah. Yeah. Give me your phone.

Yeah... [chuckles] What, this?

Yes, it is my job! No, it isn't!

Yes, no, just... a piece of fluff. Yeah, yeah, I see.

Yes, there is. Fantastic.

Yes, you are. Well, why are you helping Ruby, anyway?

Yes! [cheering]

Yes! Okay. Science lab. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes! Yes! [laughs]

Yes. Otis!

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. No! Why would you not

Yo! [sighs]

You Why are you always so dramatic, Jean?

You all right? Hmm.

you are not to shut me out. ♪ I would say I'm sorry if I thought ♪

You bring the lube. No...

You can use the one in my room. Cool.

You could pretend I'm a boy. Um, I don't think

You didn't even try. I've given up.

You do? Yeah.

you don't bottle up residual guilt. Mum!

You don't have any friends. Except me. Not for long.

You don't listen to me! I've had enough, Kate

You don't understand. I do. I do understand.

You forgot the shopping list. [Eric] Oh, Mum.

You forgot to save Zelda again? [sighs]

You gonna be sick? Yeah.

You got in? Mm hm.

You have the memory of a goldfish. An eternally optimistic goldfish.

You haven't read my essay. No.

You having a good night? Uh...

You know how it is. Sure, yeah. Yeah, ab absolutely.

You know Maeve, right? Nah.

You know, dressin' up for It's time for you to grow up.

You know, like your face. Hm?

You look fantastic. Thank you. You look great yourself.

You look great. Thanks.

You look hot today. Huh.

You lost, sorry. I still don't get this game.

You make me into a crazy woman! [glass shatters]

You mean like talking dirty? No.

You okay getting home? Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.

You okay? Uh... [spits] Yeah.

You owe me. Whatever, slag.

You put your cock in her! No, you're behaving like a crazy woman!

You ready? Yeah.

You said there'd be no judgment. Sorry.

You set my desk on fire. ...sport and wrestling analogies...

You told me to toughen up. But not like that.

You too. Ola, this... this is Maeve.

You wanna play some Smash Bros? Oh, I can't, I've got detention.

You wanna sort this out? It isn't fair!

You'll get me pooey! Otis, what is wrong with you?

You'll ruin it. ♪ Over and over ♪

You're a hypocrite! What?

You're here. For now.

You're in love with Maeve. What?

You're my friend. Am I?

you're never gonna find out. No.

You're not allergic, are you? Yeah, I'll die.

You're not making me feel better. But only if you let yourself be.

You're on time. How long is this gonna take, new kid?

You're slow in heels and on time's late. Excuse me. I'm a bad girl in heels.

You're spying on me. What?

You're such a man. Why are you so obsessed with this?

You've got a 7:45, an 8:00, and an 8:15. Okay.

You've got a sex dungeon. No.

You've helped out enough. Yeah.

Your dad's inside. Shall I get him? Nah, don’t bother.

Your dick in my vagina. What do you say? Yeah, um... [clears throat]

Your dick. I've got a girlfriend. Sorry.

Your friend's gonna burn in hell. Okay, well, I don't...

Yuck! Er, you don't...

¡Andale! Where was I? Oh, yes. Valves, yeah.

...and nature as they apply to Orlando and, um, and Oliver.

...before we truly love others.

...called Berlin Game and Mexico Set.

...is set in the Far Eastern theatre of the Second World War?

...Orlando with Rosalind and Celia.

...show her how much.

...you've kind of involved me here, so I'm just gonna have to say it.

'Cause I I really don't like vanilla, it's not even a flavor.

'Cause I don't think...

'Cause I saw you this morning.

'Cause I... I heard through the g****vine that your old one had to let you go.

'Cause I'm disgusting.

'Cause neither are going anywhere.

'Cause the other day, I was doing a bong with Kyle

"Enough talk. It's time to fuck."

"Every great dream begins with a dreamer."

"Happy Hubert was going to the happy horse festival,

"I'm gay," said the interrogator.

"Love your neighbor as yourself."

"Oh, there are my balls."

"The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation

"There goes Adam Groff, headmaster's son.

"There is a rainbow in every cloud," is it?

"There was once a very happy horse called Hubert.

"This is your fantasy.

"What if I'm not good at this? Maybe I'm doin' it wrong.

"Yoni" means vagina.

"Your bag's fake. Your mascara's clumpy.

“We live as we dream, alone.”

[ Only Fools and Horses playing on TV]

["(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction" playing]

["(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher" playing]

["A Kiss To Build A Dream On" playing]

["Asleep" by The Smiths playing]

["At the Bottom of the Ocean" by Ezra Furman plays]

["Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure playing]

["Breakfast In Bed" playing]

["Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol playing]

["Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde" playing]

["F**k All The Perfect People" playing]

["Fire" by Beth Ditto playing]

["He Hit Me" by Grizzly Bear plays]

["Labour of Love" playing]

["Love Missile F1 11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik plays]

["Love You So Bad" playing]

["My Zero" by Ezra Furman plays]

["Nancy Drew" by Sløtface playing]

["Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger plays]

["Origin of Love" plays]

["Rebel Girl" by Bikini Kill playing]

["Restless Year" by Ezra Furman plays]

["Rockwrok" by Ultravox plays]

["Sha La La La Lee" playing]

["This is the Day" by The The playing]

["Tired of Being Alone" by Al Green plays]

["We Got The Funk" by Positive Force playing]

[70's funk music plays]

[Adam panting]

[Adam sighs]

[Adam] I said, nice rack, Wiley.

[Adam] New kid!

[Adam] Sorry, Dad.

[Adam] Yes!

[Aimee] "Apologize for being a bitch in assembly tomorrow,

[Aimee] Kyle, you're making me feel sick.

[Aimee] Not on the roses!

[American accent] And I'm losin' my shit. [speaks normally] And I, you know...

[Anwar chuckles]

[Anwar] Maybe you don't have to leave. I hear they're looking for a new cleaner.

[Anwar] What is Harriet Anders doing?

[applause and cheering on computer]

[applause and cheering]

[applause]

[arguing]

[automated voice] Sorry. The number you have dialed is not in service.

[Background music plays louder]

[band starts up]

[barking and growling]

[bike brakes squeal]

[birds cawing]

[birdsong]

[bleep]

[bleeping speeds up]

[bleeping]

[blows]

[Bobby Bland] ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪

[both chuckle]

[boy yells] One night only!

[boy] Hey.

[boy] I've never seen you read before. Is this some kind of joke?

[boy] Jackson!

[boy] Take it or leave it.

[cell phone ringtone jingles]

[cell phone ringtone]

[chanting] Suck, suck, suck a dick!

[cheerful music plays]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and laughter]

[cheering and whistling]

[cheering]

[China Crisis] ♪ This is emotion ♪

[choir vocalizing]

[choir] ♪ Love really hurts without you ♪

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Eh...

[chuckles] Excuse me?

[chuckles] Hey.

[chuckles] I mean, we kind of went on a date, didn't we?

[chuckles] I'm so proud of you.

[chuckles] Okay.

[chuckles] Uh...

[chuckles] Wait, sorry.

[chuckles] We don't have presidents in this country, Aimee.

[chuckles] What a silly little man.

[chuckles] Yes. At some point, you've just gotta...

[chuckles] You can go!

[chuckles] You're so funny, you make my dick hurt. Listen...

[clears throat] Ah! Mm!

[clicks fingers, whispers] Fuck.

[clock ticking]

[closing song intro playing]

[coach] Girls, less chatting, more running!

[coach] Jackson! Keep it going, son! Keep your stroke!

[coach] Right, come on, Jackson!

[coach] Yeah, keep going, Jackson! Come on, man!

[Comical drum music plays]

[Comical music plays]

[computer ringtone]

[coughing]

[country music playing]

[dance music pounding next door]

[dance music thumping, muted]

[deep voice] Hello, I'm your therapist today.

[deep voice] Hello?

[deep voice] Hello. Hm.

[dialing]

[dials number]

[disco music playing]

[dog barking outside]

[dog barking]

[dog whimpers]

[door closes; bell jingles]

[door closes]

[door opens]

[door slams]

[doorbell rings]

[Dr. Atwan] So, do you have any hobbies, Maeve?

[draws curtain]

[electronic pop music plays]

[engine revving]

[Eric and Adam continue speaking indistinctly]

[Eric] It was lit. It was lit.

[Eric] Like a dickhead.

[Eric] Oh, my gosh.

[Eric] She's not gonna text you.

[Eric] You are stone cold evil.

[Eric] You told Adam where you live?

[Eric] You're wearing a tie.

[exhales heavily]

[exhales]

[exhaling]

[Ezra Furman] ♪ All of life ♪

[Ezra Furman] ♪ Can I sleep ♪

[Ezra Furman] ♪ My body was made this particular way ♪

[fast beat instrumental music plays]

[feedback from PA]

[feedback]

[footsteps]

[French horn being played off key]

[friend continues laughing]

[from TV] ♪ ...of wishful thinking ♪

[gags]

[gasping]

[gasps loudly]

[gasps]

[gasps] Erm...

[gasps] Fascinating

[gasps] Scandalous.

[girl] Do you really think this place has asbestos in it?

[girl] Do you think Headmaster Groff is well hung too? [giggling]

[girl] Hello?

[girl] Hiya!

[girl] It’s like the more we try, the worse it gets.

[girl] Oh, my God, it's Ruby.

[girl] Sir, we did this experiment last year with Mr. Moorhouse.

[girl] That girl's outfit.

[Gospel music blaring on car radio]

[groaning continues]

[groaning]

[groans]

[groans] Fuck!

[groans] My parents are gonna kill me.

[grunts] I didn't send that photo. I would never do anything to hurt her.

[grunts] Your hand's a bit dry.

[gurgling]

[harmonica plays]

[headmaster] ...the story of James Cairney and the pencil.

[heavy panting]

[high pitched] Oh, my God! We just spoke to Maeve Wiley!

[in African accent] Eric!

[in English] Look, Tanya is my best friend.

[in French] You do not want to kiss your girlfriend anymore.

[in French] You like someone else.

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

[inhales]

[inhaling]

[Instrumental music plays]

[intro drum beat plays]

[Intro music plays]

[INXS] ♪ Live, baby, live ♪

[Jackson gasping]

[Jackson grunts]

[Jackson sighs]

[Jackson's mother] I spoke to Coach

[Jackson] Coming up on my right. I was so close, but I just clipped it.

[Jackson] I'm so sorry, Maeve.

[Jackson] She's so selfish.

[Jackson] This is an urgent announcement from your Head Boy.

[Jackson] Yes, Moordale! Sorry for the interruption,

[Jean talking softly]

[Jean] All right, Clara, I'd really like to see you focus

[Jean] Do you smoke every day?

[Jean] I don't need a plumber tomorrow, I need a plumber today, you moron!

[Jean] I'll leave you boys to talk.

[Jean] Oh, for fuck's sakes.

[Jean] Okay, Adam!

[Jean] Otis, open the door, please!

[Jean] Otis!

[Jean] Thank you for all your work.

[Jean] Throbbing...

[keys clatter on ground]

[keys tapping]

[knock at door]

[knocking at door]

[knocking]

[Kyle groaning]

[Kyle groans]

[laughing]

[laughing] [girl] Whoo!

[laughing] No! No. God, no.

[laughing] Okay. Thank you, sir.

[laughing] Yeah.

[laughs loudly]

[laughs sarcastically]

[laughs]

[laughs] Bye!

[laughs] Eric, that's being very silly.

[laughs] I I

[laughs] No one.

[laughs] No! No, erm...

[laughs] Oh, no

[laughs] Okay?

[laughs] Okay. Uh... Well, I might see you later, then?

[laughter and yelling]

[laughter]

[Liam] But the post is unreliable. It might not have arrived.

[Liam] I don't understand why Lizzie doesn’t want to go to the ball with me.

[light drum music plays]

[light music plays]

[Lily yells]

[Lily] Glenoxi seized her interrogator.

[Lily] It just doesn't make any sense.

[Lily] So, Glenoxi arrives on the planet of Fuck,

[Lily] So, what does this sheer and perilous hill have to do with my vagina?

[Lily] This is amazing! Whoo!

[Lily] Would you like to have sex with me?

[lively beat music plays]

[Maeve] Don't know why you listen to those dickheads.

[Maeve] I don't know. There's worse ways to go, I suppose.

[Maeve] Maybe he was nervous or something.

[Maeve] That was a rhetorical question.

[Maeve] Trouble in paradise?

[Maeve] What is it with you and stoners?

[making crackling sounds]

[man and woman on TV arguing]

[man continues yelling in Swedish]

[man laughs]

[man on TV continues to speak]

[man on TV] Fallen in love with somebody who's got the vote this time.

[man on TV] Well, the silky sharks are a beautiful shark.

[man on TV] Which novel by the English Quaker, Anna Sewell,

[man speaking Swedish]

[man yells in Swedish]

[man] Here, I'll do it.

[man] Hey, man, do you know how to get to Ellencot?

[man] I don't know, you could have.

[man] L O V E. Love!

[man] Look at him.

[man] On your marks, please.

[man] What the fu

[man] Why use your venom on me?

[man] You gay fuck.

[meekly] Tom Baker.

[mimics American female voice] "What am I meant to be feeling here?"

[mimics American male voice] "What am I feeling?

[moaning on computer]

[moaning]

[moans]

[mouthing]

[Mr. Groff] Adam, get down here now!

[Mr. Groff] D.

[Mr. Groff] Er, good morning, Moordale.

[Mr. Groff] Good morning, everyone.

[Mr. Groff] I've been watching you and your little friend.

[Mr. Groff] Now...

[Mr. Groff] So, imagine, if you will...

[Mr. Groff] Thank you for coming to see me.

[Mr. Groff] Thank you, Maeve.

[Mrs. Groff] No, it's not. We want to hear.

[muffled cheering and music]

[murmur of voices]

[murmuring numbers]

[music blares]

[music continues from house, muted]

[music continues on the radio]

[music continues, muted]

[music continues]

[music playing]

[music stops]

[music thumping inside]

[musical phone alarm continues]

[musical phone alarm]

[musical phone ringtone]

[musical ringing continues]

[no audible dialogue]

[normal voice] Hello.

[nurse] Hello, Sarah.

[nurse] Like I said, we haven't got any.

[nurse] Only vanilla left, I'm afraid.

[nurse] We're all out.

[opera aria playing]

[Otis and Eric laughing]

[Otis chuckles]

[Otis chuckles] No, thanks.

[Otis gasps]

[Otis in French] What did you buy from the supermarket today?

[Otis sighs]

[Otis whispers] Oh, my God.

[Otis' friend] I heard she sucked off 12 guys in ten minutes for a dare

[Otis' friend] So, did you do it?

[Otis] Adam...

[Otis] Aww!

[Otis] Hello. [clears throat]

[Otis] I don't know.

[Otis] I think...

[Otis] I'm gonna...

[Otis] I'm only saying

[Otis] Just because he's the only other gay in our year,

[Otis] Look, he'll be in my house for an hour, tops. It will be fine.

[Otis] Maeve, I'm so sorry that I hurt you and betrayed your trust.

[Otis] May I have this dance?

[Otis] No, he wants her to wear a strap on. She's not really into it.

[Otis] Okay.

[Otis] Okay. [clears throat]

[Otis] Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine, guys. I just...

[Otis] See ya.

[Otis] So, Aimee,

[Otis] They look the same to me.

[Otis] Yeah, leave it with me.

[Otis] Yeah.

[Otis] Yes, we are. Eric! And I

[overlapping chatter]

[panting] Am I dead?

[panting] I'm fine.

[panting] Oh.

[panting] That was tight as fuck.

[pants]

[paper crunching]

[phone alert]

[phone alerts]

[phone buzzes and rings]

[phone buzzes]

[phone ringing]

[phone rings]

[phones buzzing and chiming]

[playing "Jerusalem" off key]

[playing off key]

[playing upbeat tune]

[plays on and off key]

[pop music playing]

[porn playing on computer]

[posh voice] "Love isn't about the moon and the stars."

[raucous laughter]

[Remi] Ah, phew... Busy, busy, busy.

[Remi] Look, I I cannot be around you when you're like this

[Remi] Sh, sh, sh!

[Remi] What?

[Remi] Yeah, it's what we call, erm...

[rock music playing]

[rock song playing]

[Ruby] Yeah, Aimee. He's really disgusting.

[running footsteps]

[Ruthie] What are you doing?

[Sam] All I want is to have sex like a normal person,

[Sarah clears throat]

[Sarah grunts]

[Sarah] Can you see if... if there are any chocolate ones left?

[Sarah] I remember you from last time.

[Sarah] Ju Yeah, but I know that you've got them. So, can...

[Sarah] Yeah, and like I said, I don't fucking like vanilla.

[saxophone solo plays]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] My dad sent me to fix your sink.

[scoffs] Nah. This lot aren't mature enough for therapy.

[scoffs] Yeah.

[screams]

[Sean on PA] Hello. I am so sorry for interrupting your shopping today,

[second man] Excuse me, miss.

[second presenter] You are not just serving your food...

[Sheena Easton's "Morning Train" playing]

[shop bell rings]

[shudders] AC/DC! AC/DC! Okay.

[sighing]

[sighing] I owned it!

[sighing] Yeah.

[sighs heavily]

[sighs]

[sighs] Are you all right, ladies?

[sighs] Eric would have forced me to go. He loves that stuff.

[sighs] I broke up with Adam.

[sighs] I guess not.

[sighs] I had a fight with my mum. It was bad.

[sighs] It's one of my mum’s recent conquests.

[sighs] Look, I only sent that photo to one guy.

[sighs] My mum is being such a dick! I've gotta be home by 10:30.

[sighs] Not really.

[sighs] Not so shiny, either, am I?

[sighs] Please can I use your bathroom?

[sighs] Right...

[sighs] She’s still not talking to me.

[sighs] Suspended.

[sighs] This is stupid.

[sighs] Ugh.

[sighs] Welcome back, old friend. How I've missed you.

[sighs] Well, he sent the photo to Kyle.

[sighs] Well, thanks, Lily, but, um...

[sighs] Well, ye yes, okay, sure, but... A little bit, maybe, but it...

[sighs] Yes, well...

[sighs] You never called.

[sighs] You say mean shit to me every day, Ruby.

[singing softly]

[slow guitar song plays]

[snarling and growling]

[sneezes]

[sniffles]

[sniffs]

[soft guitar song plays]

[Soft piano music plays]

[soft rock music continues]

[stammers] How can How can I help you?

[stammers] Um... We've never officially met. I'm, um...

[starting buzzer]

[starts engine]

[stiltedly] "Langston Hughes wrote a poem called 'Dreams.'

[String music plays]

[students snickering]

[teacher] Look...

[teacher] No private conversations, please.

[teacher] Okay, so...

[teacher] Well, then, you'll be a expert, won't you, Trimble?

[through headphones] ♪ In my ear ♪

[trombone music plays]

[turns music off]

[turns volume up]

[tuts]

[TV presenter] One of you will be going home.

[TV] ♪ I think I'm in love with you ♪

[typing]

[undoes belt]

[upbeat drum music plays]

[upbeat music plays louder]

[upbeat music plays]

[upbeat song playing]

[urinating]

[vacuum whirring]

[van pulls up]

[vocalizations continue]

[whispers] And more importantly, Roberts or Hudson?

[whispers] Go and sit.

[whispers] I don't know.

[whispers] It's a girl.

[whispers] Not a word.

[whispers] Not my business.

[whispers] Okay.

[whispers] Right...

[whispers] Steal something.

[whispers] Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic.

[whispers] Wait.

[whispers] Yeah. It was.

[whistle blows]

[woman moans]

[woman on PA] Adam Groff to the headmaster's office, please.

[woman on PA] Eric Effiong to Mr. Groff's office.

[woman on PA] Maeve Wiley and Otis Milburn to Mr Groff's office.

[woman on TV] Die slowly. It cuts to thousands of pieces.

[woman over PA] Maeve Wiley, report to Mr. Groff’s office immediately.

[woman] As she entered the interrogation chamber,

[woman] At six weeks, your baby can feel.

[woman] I can't stop thinking about...

[woman] Jean Milburn?

[woman] Praise be!

[woman] That's it, just rolling the testicle...

[yells] I told you to wait!

[yells] Retreat! Oh, retreat.

[yells] Shit!

[yells] You will die!

[yelping]

[yelps] Sorry.

[yelps] Stop! Let me go!

♪ ...need some kind of shelter ♪

♪ ...stranger ♪

♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't know where you've been ♪

♪ 'Cause I will be gone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the king of wi ♪

♪ 'Cause I've got dreams that might not Come to any kind of fruition ♪

♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪

♪ A drink will never do ♪

♪ A kiss to build a dream on ♪

♪ A little this, a little that ♪

♪ A torn shirt and a ♪

♪ A world of fantasy ♪

♪ Against my window ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Ah oh, I'm dancin' with myself ♪

♪ Ain't no love ♪

♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪

♪ Ain't no love... ♪

♪ All down her snow white back ♪

♪ All the creatures ♪

♪ All the hate I've harbored ♪

♪ All those memories to erase ♪

♪ Amondo teeno giving, giving, giving ♪

♪ And a long dead cause ♪

♪ And all these thoughts of you Would linger ♪

♪ And dig, dig, dig right in ♪

♪ And help to ease The pain inside me, baby ♪

♪ And I could never stand the taste ♪

♪ And I try, try, try Try, try, try, try ♪

♪ And I went down ♪

♪ And I'll be at your side forever more ♪

♪ And I'll tell myself ♪

♪ And I'm cryin' tears ♪

♪ And I'm dancin' with myself ♪

♪ And I'm too wound up now To tell the true truth ♪

♪ And if it's been written ♪

♪ And if you can't calm down You can listen to this ♪

♪ And it felt like a kiss ♪

♪ And it ripped right through the flesh ♪

♪ And it's breakin' my heart ♪

♪ And it's sure 'nough a pity ♪

♪ And lately, that's no kind of place To call home ♪

♪ And mountains stretched up to the sky ♪

♪ And my body was made ♪

♪ And my imagination ♪

♪ And only love ♪

♪ And self flagellate in the evenin' ♪

♪ And similar in shape and girth ♪

♪ And some can't remember ♪

♪ And some Indian god ♪

♪ And spread the welcome mat for you ♪

♪ And take a guess ♪

♪ And tell myself I believe it ♪

♪ And tell us you love us ♪

♪ And the clouds made of fire ♪

♪ And the storm clouds gathered above ♪

♪ And then fire shot down ♪

♪ And they're only gettin' better ♪

♪ And what do you know? She was good to go ♪

♪ And when you catch my coattails I'll be miles away ♪

♪ And you can't pin her down You can't define her ♪

♪ And you make like you're queen Of the action ♪

♪ And you will find out in the end ♪

♪ And, girl, you're breakin' my heart ♪

♪ As long as you... ♪

♪ At the moment My fingers are bleedin' ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Baby, let your hair hang down ♪

♪ Bad vibe, bad vibe... ♪

♪ Baked a cake, baked a cake ♪

♪ Black swan in the rain ♪

♪ Bless my soul, I can't resist ♪

♪ Bless my soul, that's the way it is ♪

♪ Bloody nose in the all night diner ♪

♪ Bringin' back sweet memories ♪

♪ But don't you know I'm out of my mind? ♪

♪ But how could I face it? ♪

♪ But I think I could love her ♪

♪ But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter ♪

♪ But my body was made ♪

♪ But since you've been gone ♪

♪ But what can I do? ♪

♪ Can I have a taste of your ice cream? ♪

♪ Can I lick the crumbs from your table? ♪

♪ Can I rest ♪

♪ Can I sleep ♪

♪ Checking up on you ♪

♪ Cook my bread ♪

♪ Could I be wrong? ♪

♪ Crimson and clover ♪

♪ Cruising round These neighborhoods I've known ♪

♪ Daddy, let your mind roll on ♪

♪ Death is my former employer ♪

♪ Death is my own Tom Sawyer ♪

♪ Death waits for me to destroy her ♪

♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪

♪ Do you wanna lose your mind? ♪

♪ Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, child ♪

♪ Don't say walk ♪

♪ Don't tell me anything I don't wanna hear ♪

♪ Don't try to wake me in the morning ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Dostoevsky, dime store copy ♪

♪ Each night seems just like ♪

♪ Emotionless war ♪

♪ Even though ♪

♪ Ever since you've been gone ♪

♪ Every day's the same ♪

♪ Everybody's talkin' 'Bout a new way of walkin' ♪

♪ Everythin' only one time ♪

♪ Everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪

♪ Everything ♪

♪ Everything gon' be all right This morning ♪

♪ Everything was so grand ♪

♪ Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer ♪

♪ Filled with love ♪

♪ Fire ♪

♪ Folks roamed the Earth ♪

♪ For a while, we had no fear ♪

♪ For the Bible tells me so ♪

♪ Forty days in Kansas ♪

♪ Forty nights in pain ♪

♪ From hideout to hideout In the heat of the day ♪

♪ From the sky in bolts ♪

♪ Fuck all those perfect people ♪

♪ Get off my window ♪

♪ Give me a kiss to build a dream on ♪

♪ Give me a reason... ♪

♪ Go away, go away, go away, go away ♪

♪ Go away, go away, go away, go away... ♪

♪ Goin' on pleasures ♪

♪ Gonna fight for the right To get into your cold heart ♪

♪ Gonna strike for the right To get into your heart, yeah ♪

♪ Grandest band in the land ♪

♪ Guy that you fancy ♪

♪ Had you dropped me a letter I'd have hired a band ♪

♪ Hah, through the years ♪

♪ He hit me ♪

♪ He turned it ♪

♪ He turned my mourning into dancing ♪

♪ He turned my sorrows into joy ♪

♪ He turned them ♪

♪ He wears dark glasses ♪

♪ Heard the angels moan ♪

♪ Heard the angels sing ♪

♪ Heard the angels singin' ♪

♪ Here go I the same ♪

♪ Here go I with nothing ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey, baby ♪

♪ Hey, child... ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, rain ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Hired a band, goodness' sake! ♪

♪ His bedroom shelves Lined up with animal skulls ♪

♪ His body was made ♪

♪ His body's a ship ♪

♪ Home ♪

♪ How'd you do, how'd you do? How'd you do? ♪

♪ How'd you do? ♪

♪ How'd you do? How'd you do, how'd you do? ♪

♪ How'd you do? How'd you do? ♪

♪ I can't get me no ♪

♪ I can't get no ♪

♪ I can't go home Though I'm not homeless ♪

♪ I can't sleep ♪

♪ I can't stand it ♪

♪ I don't mind the darkness ♪

♪ I don't want you ♪

♪ I got a bus pass to make my way ♪

♪ I got a new sensation ♪

♪ I got a talisman tote With the whole array ♪

♪ I gotta wear shades ♪

♪ I guess you know that I ♪

♪ I heard 'em moan ♪

♪ I just wanna make love to you ♪

♪ I know I will ♪

♪ I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪

♪ I like that old time rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ I man up for the moment ♪

♪ I may lose my fear ♪

♪ I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing" ♪

♪ I need a little this, a little that ♪

♪ I need a sex education right away ♪

♪ I never wanna die And I never grow older ♪

♪ I never wanna die And I never grow older, yeah ♪

♪ I reminisce about the days of old ♪

♪ I said I just don't want it ♪

♪ I said I'm goin', I'm goin' ♪

♪ I saw her dark hair falling ♪

♪ I study nuclear science I love my classes ♪

♪ I summon up the power of Banana Klan ♪

♪ I tell you like it is ♪

♪ I think I wanna take you home ♪

♪ I think I'm in love with you ♪

♪ I thought she'd always be ♪

♪ I took her around the way ♪

♪ I wake up, he's in my head ♪

♪ I wanna feel every feelin' In the book tonight ♪

♪ I wanna try your clothes on ♪

♪ I want to go to bed ♪

♪ I wasn't born in '77 ♪

♪ I whisper to the bedroom door Today's the day ♪

♪ I'd be leavin' on my way ♪

♪ I'll be coming for your love, okay? ♪

♪ I'll be on my way, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ I'll get over you ♪

♪ I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself ♪

♪ I'm a dancin' with myself ♪

♪ I'm comin' clean ♪

♪ I'm doin' all right Gettin' good grades ♪

♪ I'm goin' on high ♪

♪ I'm gonna feel every feelin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna feel every feelin' In the book tonight ♪

♪ I'm in the same situation every day ♪

♪ I'm just another savage In the wilderness ♪

♪ I'm out of my head, can't take it ♪

♪ I'm over you ♪

♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪

♪ I'm so tired of on my own ♪

♪ I'm still stuck in my own skull ♪

♪ I'm tired and I ♪

♪ I'm too wound up by the afternoon ♪

♪ I've gone away forever ♪

♪ I've got cracks in my facade I may fall between ♪

♪ I've got habits that are hard to break ♪

♪ I've got pictures In the dresser drawer ♪

♪ I've got secrets I don't know if I can tell you ♪

♪ I've got things to show That no one's ever seen ♪

♪ I've gotta wear shades ♪

♪ If I knew you were comin' I'd have baked a cake ♪

♪ If only the wind would blow me away ♪

♪ If this love turns out untrue ♪

♪ If you're only gonna bring bad vibe ♪

♪ Is there maybe room In your temporal lobe? ♪

♪ It was a restless year ♪

♪ It was another restless year ♪

♪ It's makin' me feel an irresistible pull

♪ It's the light that's harshest ♪

♪ Jesus loves you ♪

♪ Just a dream ♪

♪ Just as soon as you can ♪

♪ Just one sound ♪

♪ Just take those old records Off the shelf ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Let go me hand ♪

♪ Let me tell you, boy, it happened to me I heard 'em moan ♪

♪ Life seems to be ♪

♪ Like a dusty jewel In a thrown out crown ♪

♪ Like shinin' blades of a knife ♪

♪ Like two men glued up back to back ♪

♪ Love really hurts without you ♪

♪ Love really hurts without you... ♪

♪ Make my bed ♪

♪ Makin' the rounds In my five dollar dress ♪

♪ Mm, sweetheart ♪

♪ Mm, yeah ♪

♪ My blood all filled with garbage ♪

♪ My body was made this particular way ♪

♪ My bones ♪

♪ My heart shot through with glass ♪

♪ My messed up parents My girlfriend don't understand me ♪

♪ My zero ♪

♪ Need a half pound of bloaty And two pounds of cheese ♪

♪ Never gonna need it ♪

♪ No, mind your own business ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ None of us can take it slow ♪

♪ Now I've been waitin' to show her ♪

♪ Now that the day is over ♪

♪ Of all that's come and goin' ♪

♪ Of instructions or signs ♪

♪ Of light ♪

♪ Of the children of the sun And the moon and the earth ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪

♪ Oh, honey, I've tried and tried To explain it away ♪

♪ Oh, I don't know where you came from ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, oh, whoa ♪

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ On the floors of Tokyo ♪

♪ One hope, one quest ♪

♪ Only love and happiness will remain ♪

♪ Only love will remain ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh la, ooh la, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, react in the moment ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Or sing us a song ♪

♪ Out on their own ♪

♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead Overhead, overhead, overhead ♪

♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead, overhead ♪

♪ Picked her up on a Friday night ♪

♪ Poor little hairy kids ♪

♪ Psycho maniac interblend ♪

♪ Pushin' buttons I always ignore ♪

♪ Quench my desire ♪

♪ Ready for freedom When it all comes down ♪

♪ Rollin' down the street ♪

♪ Rollin' with Rose And Miss Mariel Steiner ♪

♪ Satisfaction ♪

♪ Seems to shine twice as bright ♪

♪ Sha la la la la la lee ♪

♪ Sha la la la lee ♪

♪ Sha la la, ooh la, ooh la, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Sha la la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh ooh ♪

♪ She's sneaking around ♪

♪ Shines so bright ♪

♪ Shoot it up ♪

♪ Shoot it up, it up, it up ♪

♪ Shoot it up, now shoot it up ♪

♪ Shoot it up, shoot it up, shoot it up ♪

♪ Shout it up, do down ♪

♪ Shout up, do down ♪

♪ Shout up, shout it up ♪

♪ Since you've been gone ♪

♪ Sing me to sleep ♪

♪ Sing me to sleep... ♪

♪ Sit back down ♪

♪ Snappin' my fingers, walkin' around ♪

♪ So give me a sign ♪

♪ So impossible to refuse ♪

♪ So tell them you love them ♪

♪ So they don't change their mind ♪

♪ So tired of being alone ♪

♪ So tired of being on my own With no one to talk to, baby ♪

♪ So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey ♪

♪ So you don't feel alone ♪

♪ Spending nights in armor ♪

♪ Still like that old time rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Take on... ♪

♪ Talking away... ♪

♪ Teachers teachin' The doctors diagnosin' me ♪

♪ Teenage crime now fashion's dead ♪

♪ Ten thousand hours of fallin' asleep ♪

♪ That I just can't stand ♪

♪ That it all makes sense ♪

♪ That it would change your mind ♪

♪ That kind of music Just soothes the soul ♪

♪ That world took my name ♪

♪ That's my Dr. Jekyll

♪ The Cruffiton liveth ♪

♪ The future's so bright ♪

♪ The origin of love ♪

♪ The strangest creatures of the deep ♪

♪ The US bombs cruisin' overhead Overhead, overhead ♪

♪ The wind would blow me away ♪

♪ The wrong side of the tracks ♪

♪ Then give us more time ♪

♪ Then I got nothin' to say, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ Then I'd be gone ♪

♪ Then I'll die ♪

♪ Then we do the money ♪ You give us the bomb ♪

♪ There goes my love rocket red ♪

♪ There really is ♪

♪ There really is no difference ♪

♪ There's magic everywhere ♪

♪ They call them Children of the Sun ♪

♪ They looked like Two girls rolled up in one ♪

♪ They ran to the festival ♪

♪ They've fallen in love ♪

♪ Things are goin' great ♪

♪ This is the day ♪

♪ This kind of thing gets me down ♪

♪ This world took my fame ♪

♪ Through a blurry lens ♪

♪ Through a fuzzy filter ♪

♪ Tired of being alone Here by myself, now ♪

♪ To be or not to be ♪

♪ To crawl or not to crawl ♪

♪ To creep or not to creep ♪

♪ To free or not to free ♪

♪ To remind us of the price we pay ♪

♪ To show that they were one ♪

♪ To sleep or not to sleep ♪

♪ Today's music ain't got the same soul ♪

♪ Today's the day ♪

♪ Tonight, stranger? ♪

♪ Too little time to clear my mind ♪

♪ Too many times, my tongue got tied ♪

♪ Tryin' to make the right... ♪

♪ Uh, down in London town's a go go ♪

♪ Uh, think a crowded lonely night ♪

♪ Uh, when there's no one else in sight ♪

♪ Uh, with the record selection And the mirror's reflection ♪

♪ Wah wah wah, wah, wah ♪

♪ Wah, so bad ♪

♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪

♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah wah wah Wah, wah ♪

♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah wah wah Wah, wah... ♪

♪ Walk right in ♪

♪ Was like a fork stuck on a spoon ♪

♪ Was the Children of the Earth ♪

♪ We was all alone and she said "Tone, let me tell you one thing ♪

♪ We're on a road to nowhere ♪

♪ Well, I can read between the lines ♪

♪ Well, I wait so long For my love vibration ♪

♪ Well, I was hideous and handsome ♪

♪ Well, I went to the market To get what I need ♪

♪ Well, I'm dancin' with myself ♪

♪ Well, you didn't wake up this mornin' 'Cause you didn't go to bed ♪

♪ What others recall ♪

♪ Whatever will I do ♪

♪ When she comes walking over ♪

♪ When the Earth was still flat ♪

♪ When things fall into place ♪

♪ When we was together ♪

♪ When you're young and in love ♪

♪ White swan on the river ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Will thrive upon that kiss ♪

♪ With all humankind ♪

♪ With an impenetrable hull ♪

♪ With no one to drink it to ♪

♪ With stars that spangle the sky ♪

♪ With that old time rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Without a word to say ♪ Can I touch your penis?

♪ Witness the fitness ♪

♪ Won't you help me, girl? ♪

♪ Workin' all week Nine to five for my money ♪

♪ Would blow me away ♪

♪ Yeah, a bloody nose In the all night diner ♪

♪ Yeah, I knew everything Gonna be all right ♪

♪ Yeah, sha la la la lee ♪

♪ Yeah... ♪

♪ Yes, I know ♪

♪ Yes, I was honest and I lied ♪

♪ Yes, if only the wind Would blow me away ♪

♪ You can say all the right words To trick me ♪

♪ You cast a spell, so break it ♪

♪ You cheat and you lie To impress any guy that you fancy ♪

♪ You don't want me no more ♪

♪ You know my baby, she's so hot ♪

♪ You pull back your curtains And the sun burns into your eyes ♪

♪ You social police Can just get out of my face ♪

♪ You walk like a dream ♪

♪ You were watchin' ♪

♪ You're breakin' my heart ♪

♪ You're really something to see ♪

♪ You're using every trick in the book ♪

♪ Young and in love ♪

♪ Your love ♪

♪Ah, now I don't hardly know her ♪

♪I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪

♪Shoot it up, now shoot it up ♪

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âª But what can I do? âª

âª Can I interfere in your crisis?Â âª

âª Dream, baby, dream âª

âª Honey, love me if you canÂ âª

âª I can't get noÂ âª

âª I don't want youÂ âª

âª I need a little this, a little that âª

âª I need a sex education right awayÂ âª

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âª I'll pretend my ship's not sinkingÂ âª

âª La la la, la la laÂ âª

âª Oh âª

âª One Friday evening I heard 'em moan âª

âª Ooh, la, ooh âª

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âª Rollin' with Rose And Miss Mary L

âª Shines on through and cuts me To the boneÂ âª

âª Shoot it upÂ âª

âª Sometimes higherÂ âª

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31:23. That's not bad. ♪ When things fall into place ♪

43 Ashford Street. Compare and contrast the relationship...

Sex Education (2019) - Season 1
Sex Education is not a movie or a song, but rather a popular television show that premiered in 2019. This British comedy-drama series has garnered a massive following and critical acclaim for its unique take on the subject of sex education. With a diverse cast and brilliant storytelling, it has become a fan favorite. The show revolves around the life of Otis Milburn, portrayed by the talented actor Asa Butterfield, a socially awkward high school student who happens to be the son of a sex therapist, Dr. Jean Milburn, flawlessly played by Gillian Anderson. Living under the shadow of his mother's profession, Otis finds himself unexpectedly becoming the go-to person for his fellow students' sexual dilemmas. Joined by a brilliant ensemble cast, Sex Education delves into the complexities and intricacies of teenage sexuality. Emma Mackey shines as the charismatic and rebellious Maeve Wiley, who teams up with Otis to provide sex therapy for their classmates. Supporting characters like Eric Effiong (Ncuti Gatwa), Otis's openly gay best friend, and Aimee Gibbs (Aimee Lou Wood), a popular but vulnerable girl, bring depth and diversity to the show. One of the show's greatest strengths is its ability to tackle sensitive topics with a perfect balance of humor and sincerity. It explores various themes, including consent, abortion, homosexuality, and the struggles faced by teenagers in navigating their sexual identities. By touching upon these relevant subjects, Sex Education has become more than just a comedy series; it serves as an essential tool for initiating conversations about sex and relationships. As for the sounds and music of Sex Education, the show captures the essence of its characters and their journeys. The series features an eclectic soundtrack that perfectly complements its various storylines. With songs by artists like Ezra Furman, Christine, and the Queens, and The Honeydrips, the music sets the mood for each episode, intensifying the emotional impact of the narrative. If you're a fan of the show or simply want to explore its incredible soundtrack, you can easily play and download these sounds online. Websites and streaming platforms such as Spotify and Apple Music feature curated playlists inspired by Sex Education, allowing you to relive the show's memorable moments and immerse yourself in its sonic world. In conclusion, Sex Education is a remarkable television show that captivates audiences with its witty humor, compelling storytelling, and diverse cast. By tackling the subject of sex education with compassion and authenticity, it has become a cultural phenomenon. If you're looking for thought-provoking entertainment that seamlessly combines comedy and drama, this show should be at the top of your watch list.
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