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Scary Movie 2 (2001) Soundboard

Scary Movie 2 (2001) Soundboard

Scary Movie 2 is a hilariously spooky comedy film released in 2001. It serves as a parody of various horror movies and pop culture references, providing viewers with a delightful mix of laughter and scares. Written by Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Alyson Fouse, Greg Grabianski, Dave Polsky, Michael Anthony Snowden, Craig Mazin, and directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, the movie is a sequel to the highly successful Scary Movie.

The film follows a group of college students who are invited to spend the weekend in an eerie mansion. Keenen Ivory Wayans once again assembles an incredible ensemble cast to bring the chaos and laughter to life. The main characters include Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell, Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks, Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks, and Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins. These talented actors effortlessly portray their characters' exaggerated reactions to the absurd and terrifying situations that unfold throughout the film.

Scary Movie 2 also features Chris Masterson as Buddy, Kathleen Robertson as Theo, David Cross as Dwight Hartman, James Woods as Father McFeely, Tim Curry as Professor Oldman, Tori Spelling as Alex Monday, and Chris Elliott as Hanson. Each actor brings their unique comedic talent to the table, resulting in a non-stop delivery of hilarious and over-the-top performances.

The film perfectly captures the essence of horror movie tropes and cheekily parodies them. From iconic scenes replicated from movies like The Exorcist to references to popular culture phenomena such as Charlie's Angels, Scary Movie 2 keeps the humor fresh and entertaining. It skillfully combines witty dialogue, physical comedy, and visual gags to ensure there is never a dull moment.

If you want to relive the laughter and scares of Scary Movie 2, you have the opportunity to play and download the sounds of this movie. Immerse yourself in the absurdity of Shorty's memorable lines like "I'mma do things to you, you've only read about in the Bible!" or enjoy Cindy's hilarious encounters with ghostly apparitions. These sounds will transport you back to the eerie mansion filled with pop culture references and side-splitting comedy.

Scary Movie 2 is a must-watch for fans of horror movies and those who appreciate a good laugh. Its talented cast, clever writing, and skillful parodies make it a delightful experience from beginning to end. So, grab some popcorn, gather your friends, and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter mixed with moments that will have you jumping out of your seat. Don't miss out on this comedic gem from 2001! And remember, you can play and download the sounds from Scary Movie 2 here to relive the laughter anytime you want.

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Help!
Aah! Oh!
Aah! Ohh!
Aah! Shit, son!
About making a turkey, but..
Ah! My ass!
Ahem.
All right
All right, pal.
All right. Come on.
All right. Now, the only way...
And I am this close to getting laid
And I'm yelling, I can't help ya
And just when you think it's over
And let me sing?
And lure him onto that platform
And supper shall be served shortly
And those sexy eyes.
And what's your name, sweet child?
And who got that unholy bitch Jerri...
And why won't you let me be?
ANNOUNCER: Just $19. 95...
Are kind of intimidated..
Asking me for dough
Be so protective of me before.
Beetlejuice in the house.
Big ass house and we're alone
BIRD: I said, Fuck off, four eyes
Breaker!
Bring it on!
Buddy, get him!
But his sister was hot
But now the same motherfuckers
But we have the advantage of being armed...
But whatever
But, hey, you know, maybe we could be friends.
But, yo, it's all good
By 6 p.m. tonight and plan to stay through Monday.
Caroline looked beautiful in that dress
Check the music room
CINDY: Are you OK?
CINDY: He's in here.
CINDY: Oh, my God.
Come on
Come on, Kane
Come on, let's play!
Come on!
Come on. Just make something up.
Come whatever
Correct.
Do you... feel lucky?
Don't rescue me yet.
Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool.
Don't want to fall and break something
DWIGHT: Hey!
DWIGHT: Uh.
Even if they've been wiped clean.
Everybody look what's floating round
Ew.
Find her an empty lap, fellas
Footsteps in the dark, whatcha gone do?
Fuck me good, suck me good
Gear?
Get my gun!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha. That's true. It is. I'm...
HANSON: I'm actually the caretaker.
HARRIS: Yes.
He's not gonna let us out of here!
Hear those noises, what I'm a do?
Hear those voices, head for the door
Hee, hee, hee!
Hee, hee, hee! Ooh!
Hello?
Hello?
Help me how? Who's in danger?
Here's something, so get back
Hey, must be the money
Hey, must be the money
Hey, must be the money
Hey, yo, now that I'm a fly guy
Hey...
Hi yi!
Hiawatha!
Hmmm. The crane.
HUEY: Wedgie!
Huh?
I didn't know, now I know
I had no idea that they were that rich
I heard all the commotion..
I just came down to get a banana
I sure hope so, Cindy.
I think she's starting to suspect something
I think we're all in danger here..
I thought I was your best friend.
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
I was in a similar situation
I was in my room reading her journal
I went to Ross and bought a present and everything
I...yaaa, I can't.
I'll show it to you
I'm Cindy.
I'm fine.
I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker.
I'm like, Lord forgive me
Icy grip telling me to leave
If you want to go and get high wit me
If you want to go and get high wit me
If you want to go and take a ride wit me
In fact, she always looked her best
In the name of love.
It says Hugh Kane and his mistress..
It was hypnotic and so erotic
It was hypnotic and so erotic
It was hypnotic and so erotic
It's OK. I understand.
It's part of the class.
It's time for you two to experiment.
Kicked off of Survivor...
Kinky's my middle name, bitch!
Let us pray.
Let's do something freaky
Let's say... together
Like...
Man, you get the picture be
McFeely: Fuck!
Merchant marines. Two years.
Mm mmm.
Most said that I was a failure
Motherfucker! Moo!
Must be these walls or something.
Nah. I need a place to stay.
Nice
****as wanna know why, why I fly by
No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought.
No one's around, she went down
No.
No. All I'm saying is that cats are known...
No. Leave this on. Leave this on.
Now wait a minute! Hold up!
Now, you be careful with those.
Of sleep disorders.
Oh, come on, Cindy.
Oh, don't split the pole now.
Oh, my God, Brenda! We're gonna die!
Oh, no, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart
Oh, shit.
Oh, why do I live this way?
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Aah!
Oh! Oh, shit, son!
Oh! Where's Shorty?
Oh! You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick
Oh.
Oh. Whayaaa!
OK, Buddy.
OK! Enough!
OK.
OK.
OK. Here we go. Follow me, child.
OK. Now let that shit just...
Oof
Ooh, when it's dark outside
Ooh, when it's dark outside
Ooh!
Ooh.
Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Please! Help me!
Please! No!
PROFESSOR: Are you playing a little game?
PROFESSOR: What is it, Dwight?
Psychology.
RAY: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
RAY: Uncle Ray Ray's got a game
Really?
Right, left.
Right, left.
SECOND MAN: She's good.
Shall I show you to your room?
She got close to me
She kept buying me and following me, see
She kept it coming
She kept it coming
She kept it coming
She kept it coming
She kept it coming
She's right.
Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist
SHORTY: Oh, shit!
Shorty!
Show me what you're working with
Sipping crissy, bud making
Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie
Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie
Some people is so ghetto.
Something's wrong
Step it back, candy pants!
Take it! Take my hand!
Thank you, Lord.
That is Ray Wilkins, sir.
That's all I remember
That's Big Daddy Kane.
That's OK, cat.
That's right, mother...
That's slang for clothing.
The mad cow.
Then I found this dress in the closet
These kids are exactly the catalyst we need...
These toys have a mind of their own.
This just isn't gonna work now, is it?
This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent.