UnREAL - Season 2 Edit

A black and beautiful wifey.

A connection between you and Darius.

A different kind of conversation right about now.

A false sense of security

A little harder than that to impress me.

A lot of people.

A man who knows his game inside the pocket.

A mouth. Okay, grandma.

A quarterback of Darius' caliber

A trauma, all right?

A whole new universe.

Aah!

About all the pain you had growing up.

About any of this.

About making money for a living.

About something that is, um, not so easy to say.

About today with Chantal... everything.

About what?

About what? How to humiliate a person on TV?

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Please.

Actually, it's an Eco resort on its very own archipelago.

Actually, yes. We had an emergency.

After a day of heartbreak, of competition gone sour,

After last year, after Mary..

After the network sees the sizzle on today's episode?

After you blackmailed your way into a Healing Nook?

Ah.

Ah. Then let's play.

Alabama? Why would I be going to Alabama?

Alabama. Alabama, here I come.

All I want to do right now is crash.

All of it.

All of you guys are crazy!

All of you will take a long, hard look

All of you.

All right, doc, that's not gonna happen, okay?

All right, girls, back in your gowns.

All right, great, here you go.

All right, guys. Let's position up to get

All right, has anybody seen my messenger?

All right, I'm not... I'm fine.

All right, I'm so over you. I'm so over this shit!

All right, ladies, come on.

All right, ladies, let's go

All right, let's go tight on Darius.

All right, let's go, Dan. Come on.

All right, let's widen out and get the whole room, please.

All right, pink team, blue team,

All right, so just tighten up.

All right, so what's next?

All right, there you go.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Can you just tilt up the frame a bit?

All right. Come on. Let's do this.

All right. Here we go. Raising up.

All right. Let me know when you hear from him

All right. Pass me the mirror, sister.

All right. You're welcome.

All we know is that you pulled her off the wall

Alongside pro football princess Tiffany James.

Always happy to help a sister out.

Ambulance on its way right now.

An epidural?

And a one on one date with our suitor.

And all of this happened on your watch

And apparently she's got bruises up and down her arm,

And besides, we're kind of in our underwear again.

And boning 22 year olds

And burn it to the ground.

And certain people cover that up.

And Chet only knows one way, which is enormous.

And Chet only knows one way, which is enormous.

And continue to play pocket pool with your little balls?

And Darius is suiting up to play quarterback on both sides,

And Darius on camera tonight.

And destroy your life and ruin your career, you know what?

And essentially took it away.

And every mistake I made, he would...

And for a television show.

And for that, we need a villain.

And for the first time in your Ivy League, NPR,

And get the attention back on us. You feel me?

And give us a moment, please?

And go to bed early just like every single person

And Graham is the only dick in sight.

And haul you out of here in an ambulance right now.

And he says it's not worth the risk.

And he's going to get taken away,

And here on Everlasting, the efflorescing of nascent love

And I feel like we're getting manipulated

And I got it.

And I intend to collect.

And I was kind of hurt that you didn't pick me.

And I'm guessing you don't, either.

And I'm just not gonna be another silent woman,

And I'm not gonna be a part of it.

And I'm supposed to be taking advice from you?

And I've never seen you work out.

And if he does,

And if the show tanks,

And if they do not appreciate me then, screw them.

And if this reporter even thinks that there is a problem...

And in return?

And it is your fault.

And it turned into the crap that I hate.

And it's gonna make you look so good.

And it's... ooh!

And Jay said that I should just wait...

And kick back and watch the proceedings.

And kissed, like, two girls.

And lies about his injuries.

And London.

And Lucky Charms without the charms.

And make sure that he was okay.

And no guarantee it'll actually work.

And not a hint of romance in sight.

And not well.

And now I'm asking I if you will be my wife.

And now it is time for tonight's elimination ceremony.

And now we're gonna use the ambulance, okay?

And now we're stuck with him.

And now you think you can just do this all on your own.

And plus, plus, whoever brings him down first

And put you on a deal,

And Romeo says not to worry about it, and...

And said about y your dad.

And said you could develop whatever you wanted,

And tell Madison that she's got to prep her girl.

And that could be it.

And that disc could fissure and paralyze him.

And that is exactly what he has done here today.

And that lady tonight will need to say farewell.

And that, uh, he's just a baby.

And that's our story.

And that's what we're doing in this little love nest.

And that's why I want to put some money aside

And the beginning of something else

And the girls are gonna be like... Hello, ladies.

And the scars?

And the two of you together are terrifying.

And then bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, they run,

And then finishing over here at the climbing wall.

And then I lost it all in the blink of an eye.

And then I wanted new opportunities.

And then I will hand the show back to you.

And then I woke up in your arms.

And then just, like, throwing it out.

And then they grow up to stab you in the back.

And then we just pick a new suitor.

And then we work together as a team.

And there is John Booth.

And there's a reporter

And there's a reporter

And there's no way that you could be

And they asked for one teeny, tinesy little favor.

And they're all willing to fight for it.

And this is my daddy.

And this little guy here...

And told her that her dad was dead.

And we are all ready to riff... rip... ri..

And we're back on the air.

And what would you know about image?

And when I see him, I'm gonna rip off his balls,

And who does?

And who put that band around her head?

And will their romance survive?

And with everyone else here tonight

And you cannot make this show without me.

And you don't need anyone to protect you.

And you jumped on it like the rodent that you are,

And you're just going from award winning docs

And you're the expert, huh?

And your career is definitely over.

And your season is screwed.

And, uh, I'll do everything in my power

And, uh, I'll tell you, the episode is great.

And, uh, object: Do not win, okay?

And... and lock down that sportscasting deal.

Anything?

Anyways, I have a lot to do,

Apparently she's a big fan of this docuseries

Apparently, that is the story that Brandi likes to tell.

Are gonna save the world.

Are we doing this, Wasserman?

Are we talking a couple of hours, or...?

Are you changing your mind?

Are you having a stroke?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay, Darius?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to welcome this season's suitor, Darius Beck!

Are you seriously gonna pretend

Are you sure this is what that guy wants?

Are you sure?

As is you can call off your dog, okay?

As long as you bring Darius down into the dirt.

As much as I might have wanted you to.

As one lucky lady gets a chance to take Darius

As opposed to our ghetto ass families?

As producers, we decided why waste a day.

As the genius who's made the show for the last 14 seasons,

As the girl who went down on her fiancé

As they vie to win this obstacle course

As this victim, all right?

At least have the balls to own it.

At least I'm not some prissy librarian wannabe African

At the end of the rainbow,

At The Guggenheim this weekend.

At the Post Ranch Inn whenever I want it.

At this point, you'll be lucky if you still got a job.

Away from the girls?

Awful. But he's Gary's friend.

Aww.

Aww. That's so sad.

Balance, balance.

Battle thing, which you lost.

Be that guy.

Bea.

Became the cornerstone of a new network,

Because Everlasting is coming to collect.

Because he clearly gave a horrible pitch.

Because he's scared of his feelings.

Because I brought that episode. You know I did.

Because of all the excitement with the show.

Because our show was going down.

Because she's seriously gonna beat the crap out of me.

Because so far, you've run me into an epidural,

Because that's the show. That's the show.

Because the winning team

Because we need her back here for the elimination ceremony.

Because we're supposed to be helping this man's image,

Because you are an ignorant fame whore

Because you want the mean girls to braid your hair.

Because, uh, you're the showrunner, remember?

Believe me, I will.

Believing I'm the showrunner.

Besides, I'm not great company right now.

Beth Ann has a future Trump supporter

Beth Ann, it is time for us to bid you adieu.

Beth Ann, whose baby could it be?!

Beth Ann: [Crying] I'm so sorry.

Beth Ann: Sweet as pie. This is my brother, Carl.

Beth Ann.

Beth Ann...

Between you and me, we can make shows

Between you and me, we can make shows

Between you and me, we can make shows

Bitch, please.

Bitch, please.

Blow something up

Boo yah!

Boring. Next.

Both in the booth calling today's football game

Both of you.

Both: Mwah.

Boys, I'm sorry.

Brandi: I didn't mean to hurt her. You know that, right?

Brandi?

Brandi.

Brandi.

Bright side, anything's a step up

Bringing him down into the dirt, okay?

Brock has been to prison... and not just jail, prison.

Brock, get up! What are you doing?!

Brock, this baby is not yours!

Buff boys, giggly girls.

Built a future I could be proud of,

But as it is, I still need to clean up my image

But awful.

But Darius says he's gonna cut you

But he loved me and my mother so, so much.

But he's always had my back. Always has.

But I am his father, and I...

But I don't want you to see me like this.

But I have a real issue here, and you need to, uh...

But I haven't even had a chance to tell him what happened.

But I know how to frame a shot, Rach.

But I really think that it makes you kind of...

But I still get the credit, right?

But I thought, um...

But I will figure it out, all right?

But I'm all about that ATL.

But I'm gonna need you on board, like, 100%

But I'm meeting all these amazing women.

But I'm so happy that Chantal can be with us,

But I'm telling you, they would change your life.

But I'm the one bringing it to life.

But if you want to go ahead and blame me

But in this case, it actually is

But it's definitely gonna look like a porn shoot,

But it's definitely gonna look like a porn shoot,

But it's our word against his, and if he talks...

But legally, you're culpable.

But lying to my face like that?

But my doc says I need the pain.

But now that it's a little weirdo and dick for brains,

But now will have to do.

But outside the gates of this mansion, America,

But please don't cut me tonight.

But right now, it's a bit of a train wreck,

But seriously, come on.

But sometimes, love is about loss.

But that is the power of this show.

But the network doesn't care because all the network knows

But the stakes are high

But there is someone I want to thank,

But this kind of thing...

But today, with you,

But way hotter.

But we've cried wolf so many times,

But who cares about story, right?

But with them, it is extraordinary.

But you have my back, right?

But you know what?

But you know who doesn't win this thing?

But you'll always crack, Rachel.

But you're just gonna have to listen to my advice.

But your Twitter has blown up.

But, you know, I got to say...

But...

But... it took guts to stand up like you just did,

By a little vaginal fairy dust, huh?

Bye, Chet.

Bye.

Call the Emmys, baby,

Can I sit down?

Can I... Can I start over?

Can we talk for a second?

Can we talk for a second?

Can you even get through one day

Can you get out?

Can't believe you're still driving that thing.

Can't you tell by all my colorful Post it notes?

Car accident. I was driving.

Case closed. Call it a wrap.

Catfighting over who gets to ride with him to the hospital.

Central casting, baby.

Change of plans, folks.

Chantal has a concussion.

Chantal looked pretty good.

Chantal.

Chantal.

Chantal.

Check at the ATV track.

Check this out.

Chet just told me about Jeremy,

Chet ordered them when he was still in charge.

Chet Wilton?

Chet, first of all, my body is a commodity, okay?

Chet, what are you doing?

Chet, what the hell are you doing here?

Chet: Hey, director!

Chet: Okay, then they run on the ramp,

Chet: What, are you kidding me?

Chet: You know, I got to be honest with you. [Sighs]

Chet? But what the hell are you doing here?

Chet? What is it?

Chet. Honestly, we're done for today.

Chewing on her fingers like they're Twinkies,

Chin up. It's not that big of a deal.

Christ. I'll deal with him later.

Clankin' away.

Clearly you didn't vet him properly.

Coleman: And Brandi's mother?

Coleman: Hey, Rachel. Hey.

Coleman: Holy shit.

Coleman: Is that stuff about Quinn true?

Coleman: Kind of looks like our freak show

Coleman.

Coleman. Everybody.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come on in.

Come on, come on.

Come on, girl. Of course I came. I was worried about you.

Come on, let's go for the gusto

Come on, Vassar. Let's go get into some trouble

Come on, Wasserman. You're not coming.

Come on! Go, go, go!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Bring it. Yeah, what?

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Go ahead

Come on. Go feed somewhere else.

Come on. Huddle up, huddle up. Good

Come on. Sit yourself down.

Come on. There's a dozen of us and only one of him.

Come out here with the network together,

Come out! Come on!

Come out. Come out.

Come with me.

Congratulations, by the way.

Congratulations.

Copy that, boss.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Could affect his career.

Creating some sort of cracker town shit show

Cue our hostess with the mostest.

Cue the host.

Cue the ladies.

Cut. Cut!

Cynthia: Hello.

D, you don't get the surgery,

D, you good?

Damn, you clean up nice.

Damn. Back on the plantation.

Dan, can you please let me know when the messenger arrives?

Dan: Hometown dates pitch, take one.

Darius Beck!

Darius didn't take you home?

Darius is hurt.

Darius likes you.

Darius will be on it going to the hospital,

Darius, I didn't lie!

Darius, I didn't lie.

Darius, it's Rachel.

Darius, it's Rachel.

Darius, uh, isn't paying much attention to you.

Darius: Yeah. Come in.

Darius.

Darius.

Deep fry them, and forced him to eat them.

Definitely.

Designed The Guggenheim.

Dick.

Did someone hurt you?

Did you just feed that to her?

Did you kill him?

Did you pack your meds?

Did you see these things?

Did you see what he did to me?

Didn't say anything about confinement issues.

Disappointing you every day, Ruby.

Do we really have to do this right here?

Do you have an end game?

Do you have anyone that we could call?

Do you just want to, like, fill me in on it?

Do you know that there's a reporter on set?

Do you not trust me? And if you don't trust me, then... why?

Do you think that if his team couldn't catch it

Do you want this?

Do you?

Does that get you off... hitting women?

Dominique's pro basketball career

Don't let them take that away from you.

Don't lock me in here.

Don't lock me in. Please let me out!

Don't look at them right now. Look at me.

Don't sabotage it with this guy, Quinn.

Don't say backseat, okay? I don't do backseats.

Don't worry about it, man. Editing.

Don't worry about Quinn.

Don't worry about the background...

Don't you get that?

Don't you touch me!

Done.

Done.

Dramatic tension or something.

Drooling away the next 40 years of your life in some rehab joint.

Drunk Muslim, huh?

Dude, I'm not gonna put you in any kind of situation

Duh.

Easy, easy, easy.

Entertainment Weekly's here, by the way.

Especially after her injury today.

Especially not you, and, B, Quinn's not in charge.

Ever since Coleman's got here, everything's gone to hell.

Everlasting is about love.

Everlasting is about love.

Every guy wants to stick it into someone strong and fierce.

Every relationship is put to the real life test.

Every single day just because you speak your mind.

Every step of the way.

Every word, Quinn.

Everybody's gonna be talking about it.

Everyone here is crazy!

Everyone here knows

Everyone's being open now.

Exactly. Coleman's out.

Excuse me one second. I'm sorry.

Excuse me, ladies. Excuse me.

Excuse me?

Explosions on the left

Express what your feelings are right now.

Eyes a blazing, talking as if her words

Fantastic.

Fantastic. We had a great drive up.

Finally, you're back.

Find something better to do with your time. Let's go.

Fine, whatever.

Fine.

Fine. I'll charm her pain away.

Fire in the hole!

Firing my cousin, and some girl's daddy.

First team to score, remember,

Follow the drama! Go!

Football princess, hey? We got two sluts in the house.

For a man with no friends, that was an enormous bouquet.

For all your hard work yesterday.

For now, I think I want to lean into what Chet's doing.

For our first Everlasting powder puff football playoff.

For the first two decades of my life,

For what?

For your kid's college fund.

Found out about Romeo.

Four of our ladies have won keys to Darius' heart.

From craft service and take a look around the set?

From Entertainment Weekly on set today.

Fuck!

Funeral's tomorrow.

Gary said we'd know it when we see it.

Gary: Coleman Wasserman, come in here, please.

Gary: You've reached Gary. Leave a message.

Gary! Hi!

Gather up. I want to talk to you.

Genius...

Get a police report, and then we call HR.

Get control of your people, Quinn.

Get down on their level or be cool with their friends.

Get her out of here, guys. Come on.

Get off of me!

Get off of me! You guys are crazy!

Get out of here, Rachel!

Get out!

Get up! Get up there!

Get up. Come on, let's go.

Get yourself canceled! Put me out of my misery!

Gets a one on one date.

Gets that winning date with our prince.

Gets the coveted dinner date with our prince.

Gets to ride to the ER with Darius.

Getting you guys to do your best work.

Girls crying, sirens blaring,

Girls weeping, bedside vigils

Give me a break. Come on.

Give me a little good news.

Give me a little good news.

Give me damage and give me pain.

Give me rumors of a straight female athlete

Give me the rest of the day and let me run with it.

Give this man a beer, darling.

Given her sensitivity over her fiancé,

Go away!

Go away.

Go for Rachel.

Go get 'em, ladies. Good luck.

Go on.

Go on.

Go this way, ladies.

Go!

Go. Carry on.

Gold.

Good God, she's good.

Good luck digging yourself out of this one.

Good talk.

Good to see you, doc.

Good to see you, too, buddy.

Good.

Good.

Good. Because... I'm, like, really starting to feel

Goodbye, Brandi. We're done.

Goodbye, Brandi. We're done.

Goodbye.

Graham, I'm rewriting the playbook.

Graham: Welcome this season's suitor, Darius Beck!

Great, can you please just let me know the second it arrives?

Great.

Great.

Grew up in foster care, classic signs of abuse,

Growing in her uterus right now.

Guiding you, pushing you,

Guys, I was gonna be a doctor.

Guys! Somebody...

Guys.

Have you asked yourself why you care so much about that girl?

Have you considered working in politics?

Have you ever even put on a dress?

Have you ever even tried?

Have you popped that cleavage?

Hayley's history implies that she's likely

He called that reporter a bitch.

He can't even play a game of pickup basketball

He did?

He didn't. I fired him.

He doesn't know what he's talking about, okay?

He doesn't like cops.

He has so much pressure and expectation

He is a really nice guy.

He is in pain.

He is one beautiful woman.

He is the one in charge now.

He lives just two streets over.

He may be your last chance.

He needs the pain

He told me.

He used to make me cook for him.

He was a worthless father, and now he's dead.

He would never even look at me again.

He'll give you an epidural.

He'll look in your big brown eyes...

He's a messenger.

He's a professional football player.

He's asleep, Rachel. Like you should be.

He's black.

He's dead.

He's family, Darius.

He's football black.

He's gone now.

He's gone now.

He's gonna love you. I see it now.

He's gonna see that you are the total package

He's here! He's here!

He's here.

He's hurt. You're gonna wreck his career.

He's kind of on the fence.

He's lived here my whole life

He's made a career of keeping players in the game.

He's, like, the greatest guy ever.

Helicopter ride around a volcano?

Hell, I don't like what it's doing to me

Hello, everyone.

Hello, gorgeous.

Hello?

Hello? Powder puff football date.

Hello.

Hello. Hi. Guess what.

Help.

Her elbow to my nose... broken first!

Her job forces her to disassociate.

Her only mother.

Here we go again.

Here's how this works.

Here's what I need you to understand.

Hey

Hey, B cam, move into position near the back.

Hey, Brandi.

Hey, Brandi. I'm here to get you ready for the date.

Hey, Coleman, just so you know...

Hey, Cynthia. It's me.

Hey, Darius.

Hey, did you get the flowers? You didn't mention them.

Hey, everyone! How you doing?

Hey, Gary. It's Quinn.

Hey, guys. How are you? It's my kid.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey! Cameras off! Get that camera off!

Hey, if you don't want to tell your parents, then don't.

Hey, just, um...

Hey, kiddo. It's Chet.

Hey, look. Your ancestors suffered for years.

Hey, Quinn, did you know that Rachel...

Hey, Quinn.

Hey, so, we really want to get everyone out there.

Hey, there you are. [Chuckles]

Hey, uh, I know that you've been granted sole custody

Hey, watch your mouth, man.

Hey, what's going on with you?

Hey, whatever plan you've got going for yourself,

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

Hey, you. How you feeling?

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Nobody's calling the police.

Hey! Rach!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Are you all right?

Hey. Did you hear from your friend?

Hey. Hey, hey, hey!

Hey. Ooh.

Hey. Rachel, okay.

Hey. There you are.

Hey. Yeah.

Hey. Your body is not a commodity.

Hi, Darius!

Hi, Darius.

Hi, hello?

Hi, Quinn.

Hi.

Hi.

Hired an extras casting to come in and lie

Hit it out for the win,

Hmm

Hmm?

Hmm? Oh, that's my progeny.

Hmm? Rosa Parks.

Hmm.

Hmm. Maybe brush your teeth again.

Hmm. Miss AmeriNinja.

Hmm. Well, here's the dealio, boy chick.

Hmm. Well, you're gonna have to work

Ho!

Honestly, Graham, it's been brutal.

Honestly.

Honestly.

Honesty is probably the most important thing

Honesty is the most important thing to me.

Hope you like Southern cooking

Hot 22 year olds.

How am I supposed to turn that snore a thon into a TV show?

How could you do that? You hurt her.

How deeply vapid American culture is.

How do you feel about the Bahamas?

How do you feel tonight, Darius?

How do you give a lemon an orgasm?

How else was the doc gonna get in without her?

How ironic is that? [Chuckles]

How is she?

How long's Quinn been doing this?

How would he not fall in love with you?

How you doing?

How you feeling?

How?

How? By sleeping with the entire team?

How? How?

How'd it go with Darius?

How'd you get it that pink?

How's he gonna play in a suit?

How's our morning shaping up here?

How's your pain?

Huh? Huh?!

Huh? This is fantastic, right?

Hustle! Hustle!

I agree.

I am a police officer!

I am gonna paint them the friggin' Sistine Chapel, okay?

I am gonna produce girls myself.

I am hands on today, so I will be producing

I am not crazy.

I am so, so sorry

I am surrounded all day.

I am taking you out of here at the end of the season

I am totally fine.

I am your quarterback, and I want you to run my plays!

I am, too.

I am...

I asked for two tickets to LAX tonight.

I bet. I just, um...

I brought you Raisin Bran

I brought you Raisin Bran without the raisins

I came as soon as I could. I missed you so much.

I came here to meet a guy,

I can do everything I would've done in a full season.

I can loan you some money from my trust fund

I can only imagine.

I can't be locked up in here.

I can't be locked up in here. I can't breathe. Please!

I can't be spending the rest of my life

I can't believe you're still defending her.

I can't produce it with them on the set.

I can't produce it with them on the set.

I can't wait for you to meet the whole family.

I can't... Look, please.

I cannot believe I'm meeting Darius Beck.

I couldn't stop him.

I did on Cambodian sex workers.

I didn't kill her.

I didn't know what to think.

I didn't lie!

I didn't lie!

I didn't lie! Get off me!

I didn't mean for...

I do care.

I do know I don't have a lot in common with Chet.

I do what I can when I can do it, yo.

I do what I can.

I do.

I do. I love you.

I don't care what you do

I don't even know what that means.

I don't have a lot of female friends,

I don't know if I can do this, to be honest.

I don't know know. The police and Jeremy...

I don't know what happened to you.

I don't know what I would do, but it wouldn't be pretty.

I don't know what she's doing, but...

I don't know what the hell is wrong with you people!

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what we are talking

I don't know, Rachel.

I don't know! I honestly don't know! Am I?!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Can you?

I don't know. I'm...

I don't know. You just seem too smart for all this.

I don't listen to gossip.

I don't need him breathing down my neck.

I don't play this high school crap.

I don't talk about that stuff.

I don't want anything to come between us.

I don't want Darius to know about this.

I don't want to fight, okay?

I don't want to hear about them just now.

I don't want you to, either.

I feel kind of, like, emotional about it.

I feel like these bitches are wrong, okay?

I figure you put yourself out there every Sunday.

I gave her enough to drown a horse.

I gave my life for Darius.

I gave the nanny the day off.

I get it. My cousin grew up in the system.

I get it... the whole diversified genius thing.

I get that a lot.

I get that.

I get very...

I give Brandi my winning smile.

I got to ask you...

I got to grab this. Hey, buddy.

I got you.

I grew up on a dirt road

I guess you can make this show without me.

I had a conversation with Gary.

I had a fiancé. He died.

I have a buddy in sports medicine.

I have a doctor that will give you...

I have a room on hold

I have not even started.

I have to be honest with you

I have work to do.

I have.

I haven't even started, my friend.

I heard about Randy.

I I could be that guy.

I I have no idea. Beth Ann just, like...

I I should've left Cynthia the day I met you.

I I want you to trust me, okay?

I just didn't want your inexperience to show without you knowing.

I just don't feel like we ever report anything around here,

I just feel like I should go deal with Darius

I just feel like Quinn has a stronger handle

I just felt like I needed some space.

I just found out I'm having a baby.

I just got to steer us past this train wreck,

I just had to ask, uh,

I just love that you take it so seriously.

I just need six episodes total.

I just really want to show my fellow police officers

I just sent you over a sizzle reel of what we just shot.

I just want to remind you what we have done this season.

I just want to talk through the process

I just wanted to come by and say that I'm sorry

I just wanted to say a few words.

I just, I want him to hear my voice. If..

I know I came here a different person

I know I'm not gonna leave you here to fester for 10...

I know that must be difficult to hear.

I know we're fighting about work stuff, but...

I know what an epidural is.

I know, I can't believe it.

I know. I know what she told you.

I know. The media is gonna be all over this.

I literally have the best news

I loved her. I would have given her the...

I made my decision.

I mean it, D.

I mean, actually, the perfect time

I mean, all these ladies have so much to offer.

I mean, Beth Ann's picture's under my name on the board.

I mean, don't get me wrong,

I mean, especially after the year you've been through.

I mean, have your balls even dropped yet,

I mean, he gets taken away to the hospital,

I mean, I was so loved, Beth Ann.

I mean, I'll just quickly get it down to the final two.

I mean, if some needy fighter chick was accusing me

I mean, it's as if Taylor Swift, you know, asked you

I mean, like, really produce?

I mean, Quinn and Chet, they're dinosaurs.

I mean, Quinn, they said they were on the way,

I mean, she is so full of it,

I mean, that bikini didn't come out of nowhere.

I mean, the network's boychick

I mean, they already don't like me.

I mean, this is the worst thing

I mean, we made all of this happen.

I mean, where's our romantic

I mean, you can even blame Santa Claus.

I mean, you knew about it. That's why you're here.

I mean, you said it yourself.

I meant every word I said.

I might want you, too

I missed you.

I need it, like, yesterday.

I need my girls with me. You girls with Madison.

I need snot running down your beautiful faces, okay?

I need tears, I need weeping,

I need to come clean about something.

I need to get out.

I need Wagerstein in my office.

I need you to be.

I need you to get her home now.

I never thought I could feel that way again,

I never thought that I could fall in love

I promise you, okay?

I promise.

I saw you go in and whisper.

I saw you throw that ball. You didn't even wince.

I see myself in you.

I see who you are, Rachel, and who you can be.

I should probably make an appearance at the office anyway.

I spend half my time screaming at people to leave me alone.

I spent my entire life

I still need a coffin.

I support a lot of people, Rachel.

I swear. It's just sometimes, um...

I think Darius didn't pick me

I think Darius didn't take me home because he's intimidated.

I think he's gonna fall in love with you.

I think I should not play football in a suit.

I think I'm gonna need some time to reflect.

I think I'm in love, Chet.

I think it could be an entire cultural shift

I think it's a really good idea.

I think it's like a big moment.

I think it's probably just Darius wanting to say goodbye.

I think she knows what she's doing

I think she was just starting to like me.

I think so. Can I be honest with you for a second?

I think you mean Coleman's show.

I think you shoot almost as good as you throw.

I think you're downplaying this entire thing

I thought it would be a good idea

I thought that there was this whole, like,

I told you things I haven't told anyone.

I told you to truth about everything!

I tried to be 18 karat.

I tried.

I want Darius off the field...

I want him off the show. He's never allowed on set ever.

I want more shit drowning the lens, more shit flying around!

I want our Bl ifey wounded and wet.

I want some good news. Give me a little good news.

I want to see what he does.

I want you to bring him down.

I wanted this to be a positive male experience,

I was just freaked out

I was just in a weird mood.

I was just producing, Jay.

I was late, but I figured it was just

I was promised a game with you, Darius Beck,

I wasn't talking about the truck.

I watched you work today. You were incredible.

I went to that awards show to meet you

I will call him. I will call him right now.

I will make his exit ratings gold

I won! I won!

I would've saved everybody a lot of grief.

I wouldn't want to do that to you.

I, uh...

I, um...

I, um...

I... I didn't have a mom.

I... Ugh. I have, like, this crazy coffee breath

I... Whoo! This is... Alabama.

I'd be wearing sweat pants, scratching my nuts,

I'd like that.

I'd like to introduce Dr. Wagerstein's Mirror of Truth

I'd like to know.

I'd like to see some judge try and take that away from me.

I'd like to see you get an on camera gig after that.

I'd put a pillow over its face right now.

I'll be fine. You don't know that.

I'll be right back. Give me one second.

I'll be right back. I promise.

I'll call you back.

I'll distract Romeo

I'll give it to you later after the game.

I'll have you come right here.

I'll talk to him.

I'll, uh, figure something out.

I'm 28 years old.

I'm at my father's funeral.

I'm better at being the best.

I'm blown away.

I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm developing, Chet, okay?

I'm done with all the garbage people in my life.

I'm done, for good. I swear.

I'm done.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. We're fine.

I'm gonna get to tell Darius, and...

I'm gonna go pull some clips for them.

I'm gonna need to be sure

I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna be that guy.

I'm gonna tell you the one thing

I'm guessing Darius can handle two at a time.

I'm here for you... whatever you want to do.

I'm imagining the contestants really opening up to you.

I'm just looking for Chet. Where is he?

I'm just saying I created the show.

I'm just saying that if you finish the season,

I'm just saying that the fans now see her

I'm just saying, besides...

I'm just saying, if you want to win over the women of America,

I'm just saying.

I'm looking at her right now.

I'm looking to diversify my portfolio,

I'm making magic, man.

I'm not a wifey.

I'm not an idiot.

I'm not comfortable with this, Quinn.

I'm not even playing, so that's not gonna happen.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not just walking away from that.

I'm not supposed to tell you this,

I'm not trying to get lynched.

I'm not your friend.

I'm on my way.

I'm producing this show with this...

I'm putting someone else in charge.

I'm responsible now

I'm saying that I don't know whose baby it is.

I'm so glad you came.

I'm so screwed, Rachel. I...

I'm so sick of this crap!

I'm so sorry, Darius.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I... I didn't mean to hurt her.

I'm so sorry. Please, just let me take her home.

I'm sor...

I'm sorry, are you trying to say something?

I'm sorry, did you, like, kill Cynthia or something?

I'm sorry, did you, like, kill Cynthia or something?

I'm sorry. I can't.

I'm sorry. I just have to talk to you.

I'm sorry. I just...

I'm sorry. I need to say something.

I'm still standing here, okay?

I'm still waiting to open her up,

I'm sure your trust fund helps.

I'm taking my kingdom back.

I'm taking my kingdom back.

I'm talking about intimacy, Quinn... In to me see.

I'm talking thousands of new followers

I'm the one who suggested she clear the air with Darius.

I'm thinking maybe you hated them.

I'm tired of people telling me what to do, so I let him go.

I'm totally fine. I don't...

I'm worried about outing a pregnant girl

I'm, like, sitting here, and I'm doing my job.

I'm... I'm sorry that I bothered you.

I'm... I'm... I'm gonna pack

I've actually been pushing for a black suitor for years.

I've been better. That's for damn sure.

I've been manipulated since the first day I got here.

I've been pretty lucky.

I've been thinking a lot about honesty.

I've been working really hard on letting myself off the hook.

I've ever had in my entire life.

I've got a deal for you.

I've got a field full of horny straight girls here

I've got experience all over the world...

I've got some food coming. My wife's a fantastic cook.

I've had lots of foster moms.

I've heard the truth, and I've decided to cut...

I've lived my life in a very clear way,

I've never seen anything like it.

I've never seen her like this before.

I've never seen that woman before in my life.

I've said this before.

I've seen some of the footage,

If Darius ran the course once and the girls watched.

If he knew that this baby came from my ex boyfriend's DNA,

If I call your name, come stand beside me.

If I can get this story right.

If I don't... well, I wish you all the best.

If I keep following you around like this,

If I was a man, they wouldn't be doing this to me

If I was hurt, could I do this?

If I wasn't injured,

If it got her enough Twitter hits.

If it was my call, I'd duct tape you to a gurney

If that happens, then it might be your chance to shine.

If we tried this again, if we tried it again,

If we're being honest, the short hair...

If we're gonna do this, it would be...

If we're never gonna actually watch him play football, Rachel?

If you can't support it, then...

If you could go in and maybe fix it up a little?

If you could have, you would have.

If you could just let me out...

If you didn't tattletale to the principal.

If you do want to walk away, though,

If you don't bring it today.

If you mean talking him into picking Beth Ann,

If you really want to go home, there is one thing

If you want to put a ring on it...

If you're so good at your job,

If you're talking about Rachel, she's fine.

In a short while, Darius is gonna be leaving

In Everlasting history.

In fact, I can't imagine sending four of you home.

In front of her family on national television.

In like 16 years.

In our audience.

In someone as fragile as you.

In terms of...

In that pretty little mouth.

Into millions of little pieces.

Into the Mirror of Truth and tell us why you think

Is driving around a sports car

Is he the one that's risking his life every week?

Is it true? Did you hook up with Romeo?

Is pretending it doesn't highlight

Is she cool with that?

Is studded with rumors of homosexuality.

Is that her name?

Is that they put you in charge,

Is that what just...

Is that what's happening?

Is that why you called... to ruin my date?

Is the reason why that pre teen dirt bag

Is this your first time?

Is this your new thing? The sucker punch?

Is turning into a love fest.

Is wearing my number so that you don't forget me.

It also means that you and I, We share a connection,

It came out of her vagina.

It did happen on Coleman's watch.

It has nothing to do with Bitch, please, right?

It is a beautiful day

It is not a good situation.

It is now time to say goodbye to four of our contestants.

It is our annual rite of spring...

It just brightens my whole face, don't you think?

It just feels good to do something I want to do.

It just...

It kind of makes you look... like...

It made me see things just a little more clearly.

It made me see what we could have together.

It makes you look fat.

It may be one of our best. And that is because of you.

It means that I've been watching you.

It reminded me of the way things used to be.

It seems easiest for everybody, so we're gonna hang here.

It shakes you up.

It was a power grab.

It was hard.

It was just gone.

It was time for some skin to skin

It would be a whole new universe.

It would be... it'd be the one you deserve.

It's a pretty small truck.

It's a wrap, Goldberg.

It's about Romeo.

It's all you have, but it doesn't have to be.

It's bad.

It's bring your baby to work day.

It's bring your baby to work day.

It's called honesty.

It's funny.

It's gone. Over.

It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be super easy, and I just need you

It's gonna be too much work

It's good that you don't have to worry

It's just Pepto Bismol.

It's just that you gave me the showrunner job

It's just...

It's like a B plus at best.

It's like Everlasting M.D.

It's like lady catnip.

It's my living. Funny thing I plan on protecting it.

It's not cool.

It's not gonna happen.

It's not... It's so not what you think!

It's okay! It's 2016!

It's okay.

It's over. Forget about it.

It's pretty amazing how she gets everybody

It's reality TV.

It's super cool.

It's supposed to be the girls' uniforms,

It's the last one.

It's the lowest common denominator...

It's the right thing to do.

It's time I be my own man.

It's time, D. You need surgery.

It's your decision, it's not ours.

It's your first time. You'll figure it out.

Jameson, pick it up. Let's go.

Jameson.

Jameson.

Jameson. The cop.

Jay! Jay!

Jeremy can't get away with this.

Jeremy knows where all the bodies are buried.

Jeremy!

Join the club.

Just discretely bring in here for a second opinion.

Just do it!

Just do whatever feels right for you, okay?

Just for a minute.

Just get out.

Just give her that winning smile of yours,

Just hanging out, smoking a butt.

Just like that at the very last second,

Just make sure you get my good side, okay?

Just put everything in the house, throw in a match,

Just so you know. It's about the contestants.

Just that. I feel like you're jumpy today

Just to focus on me.

Just who I'm looking for...

Just your general ratings spiking,

Just... I'm so happy for us.

Just... I'm so happy for us.

Keep our girls in the mix

Kind of a risky move. I mean, she could just walk away

Kind of Miss America meets American Ninja...

Ladies, come on, come on, come on!

Ladies, hi.

Ladies, hi. How are you?

Ladies, ladies, okay. I'm up now.

Ladies, open your hearts to your suitor,

Ladies.

Ladies. Hey. How's the, uh...

Ladies. Ladies, let's move on

Last episode was really harsh, what you did to Ruby.

Last night I found her..

Leave me alone.

Leave. I get it.

Legal custody

Legal schmegal. No, this is my DNA.

Let her run the show all by herself.

Let me see.

Let me show you that we can make a great team,

Let the freak show begin.

Let the games begin!

Let the girls compete for you for once, you know?

Let's all talk. Could everyone step outside

Let's do it.

Let's do this.

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's hear it.

Let's just keep walking.

Let's make America great again.

Let's move, people.

Let's really make him uncomfortable.

Let's try these eyelashes.

Let's up her sickness, take her to the hospital.

Letting five of you go feels big.

Letting other people make decisions for me.

Like it's the end of one thing

Like there's nothing you can't do.

Like who?

Like you wanted to kill her.

Like you.

Like, create the drama on Everlasting.

Like, I totally get what you're going for,

Like, niche cable channel sponsored by Ambien.

Like, really good thoughts, too.

Like, yesterday.

Liquid fun. Palm of your hand.

Listen to me!

Listen to me. Listen, listen, listen.

Listen, uh, slight change of rules.

Listen.

Listen. I thought, as a woman, that you came off great.

Lonely?

Look alive.

Look at me. Don't look at them.

Look at this.

Look at you

Look, are you sure about this whole thing...

Look, Chet. We're just trying to make a good TV show, man.

Look, I could've played my way out of that nonsense

Look, I get that you have some things going on,

Look, I just kicked a crying, pregnant lady

Look, I know what it's like to take a hard hit.

Look, I know you don't want to hear it,

Look, I'm not going anywhere with Beth Ann.

Look, I'm not trying to be a dick here,

Look, I'm trying to,

Look, I've been playing hooky.

Look, if you're calling the plays, then you suck at it.

Look, it was just another day at the office, okay?

Look, it's gonna be 24 hours of mosquitos and swamps

Look, Quinn,

Look, she gave me a shot. I can finish the show.

Look, she seems fine to me, Quinn.

Look.

Look.

Look. You want to skip the lashes?

Look. Your mother's right there.

Lynched? That's kind of harsh, dude.

Made you a producer.

Madison, what are you doing?

Madison: Beth Ann's on the move.

Madison: Beth Ann's on the move.

Madison: Rachel, where are you? Darius says he needs you

Make her feel special, and give her this stupid stuff.

Making me care too much about what other people think.

Making television worth watching.

Man, I don't like

Man, I never t...

Man: A drink, huh?

Maybe he just doesn't want his cousin's sloppy seconds?

Maybe it's because I'm stuck in a McMansion

Maybe take a minority interest in a pro football team.

Maybe take a minority interest in a pro football team.

Maybe you would need it or want it. Um...

Me, too.

Medic! We need a medic!

Meet me inside in five?

Meth head boyfriend?

Mirror of Truth. I love it. Which genius came up with that?

Mm

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm, cool.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. [Chuckles]

Mm. Let me guess

Mm. Look at you, going all rogue.

Mm. No, I didn't think so.

Mm. Well, then why did you tell Graham

Mostly to Darius.

Move elsewhere. It's, like, dangerous.

Must be a huge job getting a show like this.

Must I remind you?

My boy just got owned by a girl

My career could be over, and you know it.

My dad called me the golden child.

My dad died

My father wasn't my biological father,

My God.

My goodness, no.

My hair makes me look strong and fierce.

My thing is I want to get to the airport right now.

My two bosses, they're making

My two bosses, they're making

Needs to be able to switch up a play

Next time... I'm cutting them off

Nice ride, am I right?

Nice. All right.

Nice. Grab a piece. There we go.

No

No

No one else is brave enough to say to your face.

No one is bigger in the ATL than the Big D.

No one is having fun, Rachel. Where is he?

No, come on. No, no.

No, I am totally fine.

No, I didn't kill my ex wife.

No, I don't want to quit the show

No, I have run your ass into ratings, dude, okay?

No, I was just trying to do what's best for the show.

No, I went to talk to Gary,

No, I'm worried about you.

No, it wasn't.

No, it's okay. Don't be silly.

No, no. Wait.

No, no... that's not even close to enough.

No, she's gonna, like, chop me up

No, stop, stop. You got to tell me.

No, that's stupid. I'm not doing it.

No, they don't follow me.

No, tighter!

No, we talked about this.

No, we're out of here tonight.

No, you didn't.

No! I want America to know...

No.

No.

No. All good.

No. Come on.

No. I got played, Tiffany.

No. No, no, no.

No. Nobody's gonna believe her.

No. Not today.

Nobody cares about that.

Not after today.

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

Not destroying it.

Not even worry about him,

Not Gary?

Not me.

Not much to see.

Not that. I I need to explain that when I grabbed Chantal,

Not to worry about my mom, my niece.

Not to worry for once, to take a chance.

Not, like, coming like that.

Nothing yet, boss.

Now get out and don't come back.

Now listen, whoever cries the hardest

Now you get on out of here right now,

Now you have to live with that.

Now, that's bullshit.

Of course not.

Of course not.

Of course Rachel took her.

Of course.

Of my stupid life.

Of using my own fiancé's death to get ahead,

Of what I've got going on here.

Of you cheating on me with your wife.

Oh, all right, all right. Everybody stay calm, please.

Oh, and Rachel, I need Darius in my office in five minutes.

Oh, and you think you're Mr. Inside Track?

Oh, God. I have to go. Right now.

Oh, he must have a small dick.

Oh, hell, no!

Oh, here we go.

Oh, hi. You're in my seat.

Oh, I didn't ask for that.

Oh, I told them to go around the corner, not down the drive...

Oh, I want a network.

Oh, I will.

Oh, if we're being honest...

Oh, is that where you take all the ladies?

Oh, it just means, you know,

Oh, it's beautiful.

Oh, it's the perfect time.

Oh, just give it up, Chet.

Oh, my God, ew, is that a real baby?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. And who do we have here?

Oh, my God. Beth Ann

Oh, my God. I got it, okay? I got it.

Oh, my God. It never ends.

Oh, my God. This isn't a TV show, this is a hootenanny.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, nice.

Oh, no. Uh, you know what?

Oh, nothing. It's totally fine.

Oh, now, that we can do. Okay.

Oh, please. You came up with the concept,

Oh, really? And who might that be?

Oh, shit.

Oh, so, you own some islands.

Oh, sorry. Am I in your way?

Oh, that's my point.

Oh, that's what you're sorry about?

Oh, they're lovely.

Oh, this is some bullshit.

Oh, wow. You look great.

Oh, yeah! I am so hard right now!

Oh, yeah? Is that right?

Oh, yeah. God forbid I should have some of my own thoughts

Oh, yes. Here we go. Come to Daddy.

Oh, you two had a thing, huh?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! That's right.

Oh! Whoa! Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [Laughs]

Oh. Foster mother.

Oh. I brought you these.

Oh. Oh, let me guess.

Oh. That's so sad.

Okay, A, Quinn doesn't love anybody,

Okay, can you please just keep the baby

Okay, Chantal is a snooze.

Okay, Chet. Nothing we can't do.

Okay, enough, all right?

Okay, first of all, I want to say thank you

Okay, good. So you keep an eye on boy toy

Okay, great. Well, then can I just come in and say hi?

Okay, guys. Let's get back to work, all right?

Okay, he's coming out. Keep up the tears.

Okay, how about Brandi,

Okay, I mean, you can do what you want,

Okay, I need you to go tight on Brandi.

Okay, I'm gonna listen to Rachel.

Okay, it is a very grave situation.

Okay, just get the epidural,

Okay, keep going.

Okay, ladies, let's head inside to the green room for touch ups

Okay, let's play then.

Okay, listen to me.

Okay, no, I just...

Okay, no. Really. Thanks. That's enough.

Okay, okay. Okay, ladies.

Okay, okay. So, how do you give a lemon an orgasm?

Okay, okay. What we got over here?

Okay, so listen. This is what I need.

Okay, so, I know what happened.

Okay, so, now's not the time.

Okay, thanks for caring. See you tomorrow.

Okay, thanks.

Okay, that's bad.

Okay, this is an infomercial for the post racial South

Okay, wait a second.

Okay, we give him an epidural.

Okay, well, I'm gonna go to the police.

Okay, well, it's about to get a little bit worse.

Okay, well, your little freakout

Okay, yep.

Okay?

Okay? Got it?

Okay? He slapped her around last night,

Okay? So can we please go and just blow this up?

Okay? That's only three more after today.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Has she shot anyone?

Okay. I think Darius didn't take me home because...

Okay. I'm pregnant.

Okay. Put your thinking cap on, Pigtails

Okay. Three, two, one

Okay. What's up?

Okra, fried chicken.

On a hometown date.

On a one on one with some lucky lady.

On a stretcher for the hospital.

On an actual television show before.

On national television.

On your marks, ladies.

One hell of a ballplayer.

One word about his injury gets out to the press,

One wrong hit... hell, one wrong tango step,

One, unfortunately, has not.

Ooh.

Or do we still have that to look forward to?

Or I'm calling the Sheriff.

Or Jameson's hair.

Or maybe he just thought my family was gonna be too fancy

Or not.

Or should we leave in the morning?

Or uptight or something.

Or we could make it.

Or we could, uh, all sit in my skybox over here

Other than being doused in champagne?

Otherwise, I could end up in a wheelchair.

Our mixed martial arts fighter?

Our reporter's here. He's on his way out.

Out of my house... my house.

Over this hill, there's an ATV course.

Over your father's funeral.

Oy vey. I talked to my friend.

Pack your damn bags. You're going home.

Perfect.

Pheromonal bonding time.

Phew!

Picked Chet's ridiculous date and now we're stuck with it.

Pickup basketball?

Picture perfect, non GMO life,

Playing catch up with all my friends on Wall Street.

Please, let me out!

Please, let me out!

Please!

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please. She's a solid gold ratings racist.

Pleasure's mine. I'm the new showrunner here.

Possibly, but I have a big day tomorrow,

Pretty much every guy does not want

Pretty straightforward narcissism.

Princess my foot. I actually have tiaras.

Producer: Yeah, that's good. Zoom in. zoom in

Promo making television gold.

Propping you up so you don't crack.

Pump your brakes. Pump your brakes.

Push in from there!

Push in on Darius for that.

Put Brandi in the hole.

Quickly! Let's go!

Quinn feels like Romeo and I

Quinn just called and told me just now.

Quinn said you were really hurt

Quinn says that you're my Chet.

Quinn wants to use the footage of you getting hurt.

Quinn will be more than happy to pick up the slack.

Quinn, I am not a threat here.

Quinn, it's Jay.

Quinn, this is, like, a serious situation.

Quinn: There's the network president.

Quinn: This year, we're kings.

Quinn: Your social services file

Quinn?

Quinn.

Quinn. A word.

Quinn. Talk to me about Randy.

Quinn... she just, like, found out about Gary, and um..

Quinn's always gonna remember me

Quinn's dad died?

Rach, what... Why not? What's going on with you today?

Rach.

Rachel and Coleman are acting real shady.

Rachel and I discussed it.

Rachel came to me in the middle of the first episode

Rachel gave me a shot, okay?

Rachel said he was okay.

Rachel wanted me to let her run the show all by herself.

Rachel, come on.

Rachel, he's leaving. This show is not worth...

Rachel, I got it.

Rachel, I need you to get Darius ready to visit Chantal, okay?

Rachel, Rachel. Calm down, all right? You okay?

Rachel, what do you want to do?

Rachel, where the hell is Darius?

Rachel, you got to make this go away.

Rachel, your delivery's here.

Rachel: Money, dick, power

Rachel: She takes angry black woman

Rachel!

Rachel!

Rachel?

Rachel?

Rachel? How you doing?

Rachel? I'm embarrassed right now.

Rachel.

Rachel. Rachel!

Rachel...

Rachel's down in Alabama

Rachel's got him commentating.

Randy, Chet, and now you.

Read my lips. I'm not going to Alabama.

Really good.

Really puts things in perspective.

Really?

Really? Trampolines?

Refugees, famine, war

Relatable issues of female self image and empowerment.

Remind me never to get on your bad side.

Rest.

Resulted in a bidding war for my services,

Right now, she's backed into a corner,

Right now, you know what I mean?

Right now.

Right up your alley, I mean,

Right when it happened, why didn't you just tell me?

Right?

Right.

Right.

Romeo wants to get Darius out of here A.S.A.P.

Romeo, we talked about it,

Ruby, do you have plans this evening?

Ruby.

Ruby.

Said you and Chet had no idea what you were doing,

Saving some girl from drowning,

Say hi.

Say his name again, and I will staple your dick to your anus.

Say it. What about my hair?

Sayonara. Adiós.

Security, security, security!

Security, security!

See how fast she goes.

See what little Miss Perfect has to say.

See you down there.

See you tomorrow

See you tomorrow.

See, Darius needs a wider view of his lineups,

See, now we're talking. That's good.

See, that's the guy I want to be.

See?

Seriously, this is just me, okay?

Shalom.

She could unravel.

She did that to herself.

She doesn't even see you as a person.

She dumped you.

She gave me up when I was a baby.

She hasn't told you a thing, has she?

She just pisses me off, okay?

She just says the nicest things about you.

She knows. It's cool.

She looks like a fortune teller.

She stepped on my hand. I really didn't.

She tells these stories to get attention.

She threw up on my shoes.

She threw up on my shoes.

She told me you gave her away.

She was a huge fan.

She was obnoxious, but that was really sad.

She wasn't what? What?

She wasn't, Madison.

She'll melt just like Chantal.

She's 5'2, Jeremy. No excuse ever.

She's a good girl.

She's a pathological liar.

She's at a Deepak Chopra retreat.

She's basically gonna say that, um,

She's gonna out you.

She's just like a disgruntled contestant who was cut.

She's like, It's just gone. Ugh.

She's pregnant, and I convinced her to tell her parents

She's saying that she...

She's the woman of your dreams. She's carrying your baby.

She's worried about you.

She's, uh... She's had problems.

Shh. Network president.

Shit.

Shit's gonna change, all right?

Should move back into the mansion

Should we check with Coleman first, or...

Shut the door.

Shut the door.

Sideline Chet.

Sistine Chapel going online!

Slo mo boobs? How old are you?

Smile.

So do it.

So don't just waltz in here and tell me how to run my show.

So I would say it sucks.

So I'm giving him rope. Let him hang himself.

So I'm just gonna go to the police.

So I'm not going to.

So I've heard.

So if what I'm wearing offends you,

So no, I don't want to hold it.

So please just give her a chance.

So tell them to turn the sirens on now.

So that everyone's like, Oh, poor Rachel. Poor Rachel.

So there's no way he's coming close

So we were just wondering

So why don't you just sit back

So why don't you shoot your show, I'll shoot my show.

So would I.

So you stabbed me in the back?

So you're the one who's calling me Hot Rachel.

So you're the one who's calling me Hot Rachel.

So, from one broken ass little kid to another,

So, how about we discuss it over dinner tonight?

So, I think Rachel hates me.

So, I'm gonna get on the next flight, and I'm..

So, I'm just a joke?

So, I'm just a joke?

So, it's just me then?

So, just go away, okay?

So, my situation here is a little less containable

So, no one else has a problem with this? Just me?

So, Romeo left, huh?

So, she wasn't in foster care?

So, stop lashing out and start thinking.

So, these are the things I think I'll need.

So, this is the party truck, huh?

So, um, you're just letting Chet bury us today?

So, we came up with a new segment

So, we got to make you look like a good guy again,

So, what do we do now?

So, what do you think, Darius? Have you made your choice?

So, what, you're trying to get rid of Tiffany now?

So, you can blame me, you can blame Chet.

So, you could really see yourself dating a black man?

So, you were rethinking the Post Ranch?

So, you're giving up.

So, you're showrunner.

So...

So... we should...

Soften him up a little bit.

Some bodies fall off of roofs,

Some were good, and... some, not so good.

Somebody needed to stand up to her

Somebody that could be reasonable and cool headed.

Somebody who could be objective,

Something did happen. The kid's in trouble.

Something for the pain for right now?

Something that I kind of set into motion.

Sometimes I just can't stop

Sometimes I like to emphasize my lips.

Sorry about last night.

Sorry.

Sorry. Too soon.

Sound good? Hands in, ladies.

Speak of the Ivy League devil.

Stabbed me in the back.

Still doing it.

Still in your dress, huh?

Still young enough to claim SIDS.

Stop acting like you care about me.

Stop it!! I love him!!

Stop it. Of course I am.

Stop, stop.

Stop. Stop, stop.

Such a thing called testosterone, Quinn.

Sure, they can run this show.

Surrounding him all the time. It's scary.

Take her around the block

Take your coat. It's cold out.

Talking to me right now, but other than that, great.

Teach them everything you know,

Tears. I got you tears!

Tell him I never touched her.

Tell me what the judge said about the custody.

Tension over who to choose?

Thank you so much for coming all the way down to Alabama.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. This is...

Thanks for the call back. It's been a while, huh?

Thanks so much.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That a cop in Chicago can have a black man in her car

That actually mean something

That actually mean something, shows that people need.

That actually mean something.

That are probably floating around

That boy's like a cancer. We need to cut him out.

That caterwauling ball of flesh is the result

That could have possibly ever happened.

That either one of us ever had.

That filed is sealed. I was a minor.

That is not who I am.

That is right, yes.

That is why you need to stay here.

That people would question your motives for being here.

That surgery has an 18 month recovery time

That they would support your vision

That this does not have to be over for you.

That was awful.

That we can make a family.

That we could've?

That would require me getting to know you a lot better.

That you care about me now, Quinn?

That you didn't want to talk about everything.

That you have to leave to do some physical therapy.

That you never touched me

That you're not gonna hurt anyone else.

That you're the true creator of Everlasting.

That your... that your dad died.

That'll kill my career, my sportscasting gig, all of it.

That's a classy act.

That's a lesson for another time.

That's all I'm asking.

That's all this is.

That's best for everyone.

That's called a lesbian.

That's how you make the show.

That's it.

That's just not me.

That's me.

That's my blood.

That's not a messenger.

That's not exactly how it happened.

That's not right.

That's not why I called

That's perfect.

That's right, Tiffany.

That's right.

That's right.

That's the kind of girl I was telling you about.

That's the only reason why you even give a shit

That's us.

That's what you are.

That's why Coleman's here.

That's why Coleman's here.

That's why he's not on the field today.

That's... That's big news.

That's... that's me. That's me.

That's... That's not gonna make a difference.

The adults are having a conversation, Chet.

The ambulance is gone, you're not in it.

The ATVs are ripping up the lawn,

The crew's gonna have a really hard time

The dads... that's a whole other story.

The director?

The doctor's right outside.

The father of my child...

The girls are on their own.

The guy that just bought our network?

The ladies will hit the turf in their pinks versus blues,

The messier, the better. Honestly, that's fine with...

The network just put me in charge to get us back on track.

The not calling the cops?

The only thing hard about this show

The other girls are gonna hate me.

The other girls don't feel safe around you.

The pleasure's all mine. Carl.

The pressure's on each one of our ladies

The rating's are gonna tank, okay?

The show's in Alabama today, people.

The sun is up, the girls are hot,

Their potential wife to do.

Then go ahead. Go ahead, do it.

Then just speak.

Then let's go, shall we?

Then there really is only one thing that I can do,

Then you can go.

Then you're fired.

There is nobody better to terrorize you than Beth Ann.

There was one.

There we go.

There you go.

There you go. You look thirsty.

There's a big difference in harsh and realistic.

There's a Frank Lloyd Wright exhibit

There's a gaggle of lost girls in their underwear,

There's a whole world of great content out there

There's gonna be explosions on the right,

There's my boy.

There's no such thing as an entertainment emergency.

There's not a thing in the world that makes that right.

There's obviously no way she's going home tonight.

There's procedures for things like this.

There's something I want to say.

These other girls? These other girls already hate you.

They bounce off the trampolines up over the rope wall

They can run Everlasting. That's all they can do.

They come back to me

They hit the balance beam over to the log hop

They keep calling the production office.

They told me that you said no.

They want to know what to do

They would've never sent him in

They're gonna pull us off the network and sell us to some,

They're gonna ship me off to different countries.

They're gonna shoot from a different angle.

They're two different things. Just wait here.

They've got Darius standing on the sidelines

This guy?!

This has to stay in the family.

This is a disaster

This is a stretcher.

This is about you and Darius sitting side by side.

This is an actual human being

This is exactly what that guy wants.

This is gonna be fun.

This is gonna be good.

This is gonna blow back on you.

This is gonna give her an opportunity to shine.

This is great. I'm wet already.

This is how you're gonna need to do it, okay?

This is it!

This is my job, and I do it every stupid day

This is my legacy on Earth, okay?

This is my mama.

This is not a question, okay?!

This is not about some game.

This is our first qualifying round of four girls.

This is the future of the Wilton line.

This is what we've been talking about.

This is who you care about?

This is who you're mad about? This is who you care about?

This is your mama. How you doing?

This isn't some, like, racist chick

This isn't what it looks like. I assure you...

This just makes it worse.

This right here is a man

This show has enough footage to make you look good.

This show is our baby.

This show... It consumes you!

This wasn't about the show.

This whole thing just fell in our laps.

This will be rich.

Those cameras onto Beth Ann when she comes out crying.

Three.

Tiffany is your wifey. You should be happy.

Tiffany, this is a safe space.

Tiffany, why don't you go next?

Tiffany, you got this.

Tiffany, you got this.

Tiffany: Yeah, what's that... screw their friends?

Tiffany.

Tiffany.

Tiffany.

Time out! Time out!

Time to blow this turd up.

Time to celebrate, bitches.

To act out sexually

To an explosion or an ATV.

To be a part of her girl squad and then changed her mind.

To do the things they do.

To explore provocative topics,

To get you to the altar.

To reality TV. That's a step down

To seduce you into giving me one of your networks to run.

To show you a real Alabama welcome.

To talk about something fun, you know, like Muslims

To tell him when he's done damage to himself.

To the black man in the backwoods of Alabama.

To the level of blinding rage.

Today on Everlasting, it is powder puff football.

Took him to your dad's funeral, huh? You hardly even know him.

Took you long enough.

Tough call, Graham.

Trouble forming relationships.

True love. They can find it here.

Turn into Naomi Campbell,

Twinsie.

Two different versions of the show.

Two different versions of the show.

Two each, honey. Game on.

Two of your girls myself Chantal and Brandi.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh. Nice hospital room.

Ugh. Snore. You're putting me to sleep.

Ugh. There's no hair pulling, no scratching.

Uh huh. Um... come with me.

Uh huh. You mean Alabama?

Uh, because you're gonna pick Beth Ann.

Uh, before we go any further,

Uh, I am so sorry, but we just found out.

Uh, I was just coming by to check on Darius

Uh, I'm excited to get you all that footage you need.

Uh, in a few minutes,

Uh, in a few minutes,

Uh, it's Little Weirdo.

Uh, London, can I have a word?

Uh, look.

Uh, not alone in the car, Chet

Uh, she snapped at the suitor.

Uh, that's my son, okay?

Uh, the network promised

Uh, this is Brandi's mother.

Uh, we are back, Darius.

Uh, we're gonna bring Darius into this thing,

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... listen.

Um, curious as to why you are in my office

Um, I I just thought

Um, I think he's probably just scared of all the STDs

Um, I think I was supposed to be going

Um, I'm sorry.

Um, listen.

Um, my zipper got stuck.

Um, Rachel, let's go talk in my office.

Um, you know that today's gonna be totally crazy

Um, you know where Rachel is?

Um..

Um...

Um... I understand

Underpaid, forever single, pathetic reality show therapist?

Unh unh! No. No, ma'am.

Unh! Unh!

Unless, somehow, you chose to be.

Unless, somehow, you chose to be.

Use that.

Using the girls who were left behind.

Vassar.

Very grave.

Wait a minute. Just listen to me for one second.

Wait, I'm sorry. You're gonna be taking one of my girls?

Wait, okay.

Wait, what? You love me?

Wait, why'd you guys break up?

Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Don't move her, don't move her!

Wait. D... D. Darius! Darius!

Wake up, Quinn. She stole your show.

Walks around like this little troll

Want a beer?

Want to hold him?

Wanted me to send both of you home,

War is easy. These girls are hard.

Warm, comforting... just as a wife should be.

Wasn't a date. It was a funeral.

Wasserman, where are you going?

Wasserman.

Watch and learn.

Watch me.

Watch my kid.

Watch your back

Watch your backs.

We actually have to,

We are breaking boundaries and getting Gonzo ratings.

We came down here to bring a black suitor to the South.

We can fix it.

We can fix this right now.

We can see it on the monitors. Go set up B cam.

We can talk about all this later, okay?

We can work this, okay?

We do background checks. Good ones.

We do have an option. It's incredibly risky.

We don't even have close to enough footage.

We get Darius on the field, and we take him down.

We go in for the kill.

We got some work to do.

We got to do a concussion protocol

We got to fight for it.

We got to get back, and I got to deal with Jeremy.

We got to put this surprise into action.

We have Ruby's father come in

We just have so much to do when we get back.

We just need to stick together on this.

We locked, like, some chick in a room,

We look like a real power producing couple.

We medevac him in a helicopter,

We need to call the police,

We need to prep the elimination.

We should probably take it off.

We show that he's hurt,

We spin it so you tweaked your back

We think of everything around here.

We throw in some sexy nurses.

We weren't working or anything.

We work.

We'll continue this journey together.

We'll get you some help right now, okay?

We'll see. Who knows what's gonna happen

We'll talk about it at my place.

We're all too smart for this.

We're back.

We're bringing a black guy to the South.

We're curating the story week after week.

We're gonna get through this together,

We're good together.

We're moving a little slow, so...

We're not gonna talk about that.

We're pleased at all get out to have you in our home.

We've got the lawyers, the network, the money.

Wearing a full suit looking like a black Pee Wee Herman.

Welcome home.

Well, all right.

Well, call them again.

Well, can you just, like, give him

Well, he's got the suitor.

Well, I guess the other girls are just a little more fun.

Well, if I have anything to say about it, a wifey...

Well, in that case, why don't you give me a tour?

Well, it doesn't have to be,

Well, let's see.

Well, no, the doctor's saying that he needs to have surgery,

Well, Quinn actually said

Well, Rachel doesn't know what she's talking about, okay?

Well, she definitely got mine.

Well, that's okay, then.

Well, that's something.

Well, the show's not actually about the suitor.

Well, the truth is, I really like you, Darius,

Well, then, I think there's only one thing you can do.

Well, who called the cops?

Well, you can't.

Well, you do kind of look like her a little,

Well, you do kind of look like her.

Well, you know what? You got to try it.

Well, you should.

Well, you weren't answering

Were you guys hiding this from me the whole time?

What a douche bag.

What a slut.

What about Romeo?

What about this scandal?

What about your trust fund?

What about, uh, Chantal?

What are those things?

What are we gonna do about it, you know?

What are you doing here, anyway?

What are you doing right now?

What are you doing with my son?

What are you doing, Rachel?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

What did... Tell me what the judge said about the custody.

What do we have to do to make this happen?

What do you mean Rachel took her? She's my girl.

What do you mean?

What do you need, Jay?

What do you say?

What do you think, Rach? Is that okay for an act break?

What do you want to do, Jeremy? You want to hit me?

What do you want, D?

What do you want?

What does Darius want?

What does that mean?

What don't you understand, okay?

What happened?

What if I told you I could help you?

What in the hell are you guys doing?

What is going on with Darius?

What is happening in here?

What kind of stupid whore did you turn into?

What other stuff is there?

What the hell are you actually doing?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is she doing here?

What the hell is she talking about?

What the hell is that?

What the hell were you thinking, D?

What the hell were you thinking?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell's happening to our family?

What the...?

What this place is doing to everybody.

What would Hillary say, Rachel?

What you looking at, bud?

What, beautiful?

What, do you actually want to watch Quinn

What, is she like trademarking? I came up with it.

What, seriously?

What, then? Rachel?

What, you want to take it for a spin?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No. I'm trying to help her.

What?!

What... What's up? What's going on?

What... What's wrong?

What's done is done.

What's going on? Everything all right?

What's he doing here?

What's it doing to you?

What's that mean?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the deal, Rach?

What's the hold up with Darius?

What's up? Why so sad?

Whatever you meant to do and what you did,

Whatever. We'll cut that part out.

When I fell off that wall,

When that airs tomorrow night,

When we did that in Season 8...

When your number two comes to me behind your back.

Where is Ruby? I want to see my daughter right now.

Where the hell is my ambulance?

Where to next?

Where you can get hurt.

Where's the drunk uncle? Where's the KKK?

Whether Quinn likes it or not.

Which you know makes him happy,

Which your network actually won.

While Darius is in Alabama with little Miss Ku Klux Klan.

While I go talk to Wagerstein

While we sit up here twiddling our f'ing thumbs.

Who actually cares about you.

Who are you?

Who banged the Ra...

Who banged the racist?!

Who can't even afford her own dress.

Who cares?

Who could make my father's funeral about you

Who else?

Who wants to have a real connection with you,

Who will be chosen?

Who would screw a crocodile

Who, Booth? I had work to do.

Who?

Who's in charge here?

Who's in charge here?

Who's that guy?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey!

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa. What I did?

Whoo!

Whoo! Yeah, definitely brush your teeth.

Why are you doing this?

Why are you making that face, Jay?

Why are you still here?

Why did you send that gorgeous, charming, sober man away?

Why didn't you tell me about this whole thing?

Why do I feel the need to take off running?

Why do you care?

Why does she hate you?

Why don't you ask Rachel?

Why don't you grab a cup of coffee

Why don't you tell me why you picked Chet?

Why is he not on the gur...

Why not?

Why the hell are you in here when we're all out there?

Why the sad face...

Why wouldn't she be?

Why?

Why? What is the point of casting a pro football player

Why... Why is there a baby here?

Wins every time. It's how you get what you want.

With a $50 million insurance policy on his body.

With a few girls, are you?

With a football player.

With a pot full of contracts

With budding tulips, flowering cherry blossoms,

With four more contestants going home tonight,

With no friends and an alcoholic father.

With some not so good ideas.

With the hometown dates. These girls are just...

With the name of my show on it.

With the sexy, beautiful girls

With three gossipy bitches

With your father's personal effects.

With your skill.

Without him being in handcuffs

Without pharmaceuticals pumping through my veins.

Without saying the words white privilege?

Without whom none of this would be possible,

Without whom this show

Woman: Oh, my God! What happened?

Woman: That's number three, and I feel great.

Women. Super cool.

Work stuff?

Working together..

Works out fine when you look like me.

Would be an ordinary run of the mill reality piece.

Would've been before you went to the network,

Wow. Excellent. You want a red eye,

Wow. I really respect that.

Wow. Stop stalking me already.

Wow. Thank you.

Wow. You guys, come on.

Y You've always been my girl. I love you so much, and...

Y'all better catch up! Let's go!

Yael, are you ready to gaze into the Mirror of Truth?

Yael.

Yael.

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, apparently, I need to bring it.

Yeah, but I mean,

Yeah, but Rachel said that this is the only chance

Yeah, can you bring us another one?

Yeah, he'll be there as soon as he can.

Yeah, I am. I really think it's right...

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I get that

Yeah, I get that pressure.

Yeah, I haven't done anything for the first time

Yeah, I heard, Dan. Thank you.

Yeah, I just need a little bit more time with Darius.

Yeah, I saw what he did. I thought I was gonna kill him.

Yeah, I want to drop it. I don't want to go to the police.

Yeah, I'll go pack.

Yeah, it just... it'll just block the pain.

Yeah, it's true.

Yeah, it's weird.

Yeah, no police, no investigation.

Yeah, she knew we both needed a change.

Yeah, she's a pro all right.

Yeah, she's over with B cam.

Yeah, square jaw, Midwestern type.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, they're setting it up now.

Yeah, we're, uh...

Yeah, well, Rachel stole one of my girls.

Yeah, yeah. Where is this Brock guy?

Yeah, you brought it because Coleman is here

Yeah, you raise kids,

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come in.

Yeah. Everybody, gather around.

Yeah. Foster moms were one thing.

Yeah. I don't understand why you're not more excited.

Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.

Yeah. No, he's fine.

Yeah. Sorry. I mean, we got to do something.

Yeah. Weirdest first date ever.

Yep, thank you.

Yes, and I wouldn't have said that a few weeks ago,

Yes, but it's not what you think

Yes, Graham, it's fine, but don't think, okay?

Yes, I called you a bitch

Yes, I'd love this.

Yes, she's sure.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yes. Absolutely.

You alone?

You and me, we need to have

You and your Southern heritage are bullshit.

You are a strong, beautiful woman.

You are being so dramatic. This is, like, not that...

You are fancy.

You are gonna smile, eat good food,

You are in no condition to produce a show.

You are like Donald Trump with boobs.

You are still the master.

You are the only person

You asked for suicide ratings without the suicide,

You beat her up?

You better not have put your filthy hands on my girl!

You can barely dress yourself in the morning.

You can be everything my father says that you're not.

You can be everything my father says that you're not.

You can just hand your shirt.

You can kiss him, you can grab him.

You can maybe go through here.

You can see we're trying to have a conversation here, right?

You can shove this up your

You can survive a couple of days.

You can't be serious right now.

You can't just let him go.

You can't lock me in here!

You can't play like this, and we can't hide it anymore.

You can't... you can't do that to his whole life.

You could quit the show

You decent?

You deserve it, right?

You didn't do the ATV, you didn't do the obstacle course.

You didn't have to say it, honey, I heard it.

You do. You actually like him.

You don't get it! Let me out!

You don't have a vagina.

You don't have much time, so

You don't have to die alone like your dad.

You don't know anything about me.

You don't know the half of it.

You don't know what you're talking about. Quinn loves me.

You don't need Quinn.

You don't need Quinn.

You feel responsible for them.

You fought me tooth and nail,

You found it.

You gonna give me some?

You got a mouth on you and all, but...

You got it!

You got this in the bag, girl.

You got to get back here. [Sighs]

You got to make Darius understand.

You got to work him, girl. Otherwise...

You guys are really slugging 'em back, eh?

You have a funny way of showing it.

You have a new boss.

You have any idea what that's like?

You have gone on a couple of dates

You help me out, I'll get you in the final two,

You help me out, I'll get you in the final two,

You introduce me to your dad,

You just have to ask yourself at the end of the day,

You just listen to me. This is gonna be okay.

You just poisoned the best thing

You just want to make a big dumb joke out of me.

You just... You're putting words in her mouth!

You keep her on that set, and she is a time bomb.

You know I'm not using nothing, so stop.

You know they never believe us.

You know what he's gonna know about you?

You know what you could do?

You know what, can you just freeze right there?

You know what?

You know, and, um... Beth Ann,

You know, as in me. As in all by my lonesome

You know, assuming that Darius wouldn't be interested

You know, because I'm smart, guys think that I can't, like,

You know, Brandi, actually,

You know, foster care is a nightmare.

You know, having a good time.

You know, I plucked you from nothing,

You know, I think Rachel's in love with that guy.

You know, it really upsets me

You know, it's the football player

You know, that one that won all those awards,

You know, the whole circle of life thing.

You know, we got something out back here for you

You know, when I wanted the show back,

You know, you got to tell him everything...

You know?

You know... Beth Ann,

You leave all this Romeo business behind you.

You let me out.

You lied about everything your mother, the scars.

You lied about everything.

You lied about foster care today,

You like him.

You like that.

You look amazing.

You look amazing.

You look beautiful tonight.

You mean are there cameras on my ass?

You need to loosen up a little.

You okay?

You okay?

You okay? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good.

You okay.

You own a hotel

You put this off, and it's gotten worse.

You ready to come home and meet the head coach in my life..

You ready?

You really think that Darius could ever accept

You really want to stay?

You remember we need drama, drama, drama.

You rest.

You saw what Madison did to her

You see, it's ironic because Frank Lloyd Wright

You see, this is how we make the show.

You seemed, like, so sensitive to her situation.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

You should try it.

You shouldn't. These people are gonna be great.

You showed me, huh?

You stay on this show, you're killing yourself,

You steaming pile of shit.

You sure you don't mind?

You sure you want to do that to Jeremy?

You sure you want to do that to us?

You take my advice, I'll get you into Darius' room.

You talk to God about that, Rachel.

You tell me the truth,

You tell you what you do with you.

You think I wanted to get attacked by Beth Ann's

You think she can't function without you?

You think she's gonna wipe your ass when you're paralyzed?

You think that's a good idea?

You walk out that door, you put on a smile.

You want a beer?

You want me to go give them more drinks?

You want to be realistic, I'll be realistic.

You want to come home with me?

You want to demote me? You demote me to my face.

You want your hands back on the reins?

You were?

You won the obstacle course, but actually,

You would totally hate it.

You'd have to pull my teeth and melt my bones.

You'll glow like cherubs.

You're a bona fide star.

You're a good shot, Darius.

You're a hard man to find.

You're a legend

You're a professional athlete,

You're a selfish, manipulative bitch.

You're annoying.

You're being very results oriented.

You're blonde and rich. Who cares about them?

You're fired.

You're gonna be a guy that hates women

You're gonna be driving the ATV.

You're gonna become the lowest rated suitor

You're gonna give her this.

You're great, and I love spending time with you,

You're Jeremy, right?

You're just gonna hand it over to them?

You're just gonna tell her, you know, that she...

You're just gorgeous.

You're lonely.

You're making me feel crazy right now.

You're making shit up.

You're not scared of playing

You're not the woman for me.

You're not worried about blowback from Brandi?

You're not yourself, and you're taking it out on Beth Ann.

You're right.

You're so strong.

You're such a jerk.

You're the love of my life.

You're the smartest girl here.

You're under arrest for kidnapping

You're unstable and ungrateful,

You've actually never worked

You've been a perfect gentleman,

You've been lying to your team this whole time.

You've been through so much, and you're still a good person.

You've got the day, but we're out of here tonight.

Your dad.

Your feminist sensibilities aren't offended by these things?

Your girlfriend watch this show?

Your hand on her left bruises.

Your life wouldn't be the same without her.

Your mom's safe, your niece is safe

Your phone, so they started calling the production office

Your star is going to be jumping in an ambulance,

10 years? Yeah, no.

10 years.

[ Chuckles ] Gary, looking good, man.

[ Chuckles ] Get ready because, uh,

[ Chuckles ] I mean, emphasis on I.

[ Chuckles ] You're something else.

[ Door closes ] What date?

[ Door unlocks ] [ Gasps ]

[ Glass shatters ] [ Gasps ]

[ Groaning ] I told you the truth about everything!

[ Groans ] I didn't lie!

[ Laughs ] Stop.

[ Laughs ] What?

[ Ringing ] [ Sighs ]

[ Scoffs ] Don't tell me how to do my job

[ Scoffs ] No way.

[ Sighs ] That's not fair.

[ Sighs ] We have to be careful.

[ Sighs ] What are we doing here?

[ Sniffles ] It's okay. It's okay.

[ Whispering ] I might not be directing,

[All gasp] What?

[All talking indistinctly] Hey, you want to produce something?

[All talking indistinctly] I don't have any STDs.

[All talking indistinctly] Oh, my God. That is not what I said.

[Beep] What's going on, Chet?

[Beeps] Hey. Did you miss me?

[Beth Ann crying] Dad: I'm sorry.

[Blender whirring] Where are you, kiddo?

[Camera shutter clicking] ♪ I knew you ♪

[Cellphone beeps] [Laughs]

[Cellphone rings] Ugh. Hold on a sec.

[Cheers and applause] Mom: So happy to have you.

[Coughs] What did you say?

[Horse whinnies] It's just I can't believe

[Keypad beeping] ♪ The end ♪

[Laughs] He is.

[Laughs] Okay, okay.

[Laughs] There it is!

[Laughs] We're excited!

[Laughs] You hungry?

[Voice breaking] He had a cigarette, and he'd...

♪ The end is coming ♪ [Sighs]

a little too much. I'm not...

about. I'm sorry. My next point here...

Alabama? Mm hmm.

All right! Let's play some ball!

All right. [Whispering] You could win this thing.

and child endangerment. She's gonna keep... okay.

and his career's over. Okay.

and say that she's her mother. Yep.

another man's child? Oh, my God. Yes.

Are you okay? Darius, are you all right?

Are you ready? Yeah? What?

Are you... Yeah, come on, now.

As opposed to...? As opposed to what?

At least they keep giving us drinks. Uh huh.

Beth Ann: Rachel. Hi.

Boom. Boom! Nah.

Bro, calm down, okay? Calm down?

Brock: You're my girl, Beth Ann. [Voice breaking] Do not do this to me!

But now... You don't want a network anymore?

But this is the pregnant girl. They're fine.

Bye, baby. Bye, Chet.

Call me when you're ready. Okay.

Call me when you're ready. Okay.

Cameras off! Come on, now! What do you mean no?

Can you come with me for a second? Yeah.

Can you do that? Mm hmm.

Chop chop. Let's go. All right.

Coleman, I'll be back in a minute. Yeah.

Coleman: It's gonna be great. They're gonna love you.

Come here. This is

Come on. Okay?

D, how you doing? Good. Great.

Dad: What... Uh, no!

Do you want to know why I'm fine? I'm... You don't seem fine.

Docs don't make any money. Right.

Dominick? Hey.

Ease up, ease up, okay? Ease up. It's totally fine. It's totally fine

even after I told you about my cousin. What?

For the win! For the win! Let's go!

Gary. I'm serious.

Get Brock. Beth Ann!

Get your hands behind your back. That's my son.

good luck with that. Thank you.

Have a good trip? Aww, look! It's a...

He says what? He says it's not worth the risk.

He's a quarterback. How can you not cut this bitch?

Here's what I'm thinking

Hey, D. Hi. We're actually ready for you.

Hey, Darius. Talk to me.

Hey, listen to me. And we all live happily ever...

Hey! Hands behind your back.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi

Hey. Hmm?

Hey. Mm.

Hey. Yeah?

Hey. Coleman Wasserman. Pleasure.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Oh. Thanks.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hollywood. Mm.

How about that? Ow! Ow!

How do you not see that? That's so sweet of you.

How you doing? Oh, just tickled to meet you.

I am actually a quarterback. Did you just call me a bitch?

I am going to be that guy. Okay.

I am. I am.

I am. I am.

I do care about you. Right.

I do. Wait, he walks to the..

I got to deal with Romeo. I got to deal with this guy here.

I have a problem

I have, too. Yeah.

I need to tell the truth. Beth Ann...

I need to tell the truth. Beth Ann...

I respect that. And I think maybe you've been blinded

I thought about you all night, though. Mm.

I tried so hard. It's okay.

I'll just be a minute. All right.

I'm fine. Yeah?

I'm gonna go hands on. Hmm?

I'm good. You girls look good out there.

I'm he... [Shotgun cocks]

I'm just saying. No, she wasn't...

I'm the driver. Right.

I'm totally fine. Okay.

I'm working my ass off. Okay.

Is it? Yeah.

It is, but... Yeah.

It's like a total spark. Honestly. It is.

Jameson. Hey, hey, hey!

Just do it. Fine.

Ladies! Hurry it up. Get over here

Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on.

Let's go. Everybody, let's say bye, Chet!

Me. I did.

Mm hmm. Okay.

Mm hmm. That has got to affect a baby.

Mm. What's wrong?

Mnh mnh... doing a play by play with Tiffany.

Mnh. Sorry, Chet. Can't do it.

More flying, more dirt! Copy that!

my dad? you got to ask him first.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yes.

Nice to see you. Looking super. Chet. Chet.

No, you can't, Chet. I can...

No, you give me the punch line. I'll give it to you later.

No! No?

No. [Both laugh]

Not right at all. I didn't.

Not right now, Daddy. You're carrying my baby.

Number four? Okay. Yep.

Oh, my God, is she gonna be okay? We don't know.

Oh, my God. What the hell?

Oh, shoot! Let's go!

Oh, you bought a ring. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh! [ Laughs ]

Oh. It's fantastic,

Oh. Oh, my gosh

Oh. Oh.

Ohh! [Laughs]

Okay, all right, ladies. Brilliant.

Okay, Daddy. [Laughs] Darius: She's sweet.

Okay, got one. Go ahead, go ahead.

Okay, okay, okay. I mean, this is like manna from heaven.

Okay, okay. Pregnant racist chick.

Okay. I don't want to leave the show.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. That's amazing.

On today's storyline. Do you?

Pick it up. Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Pump your brakes. Pump your brakes. What?

Quinn... Shut up.

Rachel, look, hey. I'm, like, so happy for us.

Rachel: Listen. What the hell was that?

Rachel? Hmm?

Rachel. Go.

Rachel. Hmm.

Rachel. Oh, my God! I can't help myself!

Rachel. Oh, my God! I can't help myself!

Rachel. Oh. This is unbelievable.

Rachel. Yeah.

Rachel. Rachel. Yeah.

Really? What's going on?

Ruby! Dad?!

Seriously? Marin County.

Seriously? This is ridiculous.

She knew that. Okay.

She's got a point. Stop.

She's got a what? Exactly.

So, we get Darius... Just listen to...

Still in surgery. Okay.

Talk later. Yeah.

than I thought. Right.

Thank you. and that'll be it.

Thank you. Mm

Thank you. Yep.

Thanks for having us. Oh, of course.

Thanks, mate. Man: You're welcome.

That was our plan. This is the one.

That'd be special. Okay.

That's a nice suit. Thank you.

That's been decided. By you two.

That's so sweet, Ruby. [ Sighs ]

The doctor's saying that he... Well, that's good.

There you go! There you go!

There you go. Yes!

There's no... You're not you're not hearing me, D.

This is ridiculous. Right?

This is too much, man. No, no, no.

This is why you need to go! Rachel!

This is... Yeah, I'm totally fine.

Uh huh. I would have never left her.

Uh, there was, um... No, no, no.

W whoa. His cousin? You got with Romeo?

Wait, have you been here before? This is our first time.

Wait. I'm not even kidding.

Wait. What? All of you did this to him

We'll see which one they prefer... You're so on.

Welcome to Alabama! Alabama.

Well, I'm flattered. To pitch you.

What about Big Sur? What about it?

What if we get Darius to... Wait a second. Give me one second.

What is she doing? Stand down, stand down

What part of that did you not get? Wait...

What? He's walking?

What? Okay, I'm confused.

What? You heard me.

What? With what? With Jeremy.

What?! No. Yeah, she's got an

What's he doing here? What are you doing?

Where did you hear that? Does it matter?

Who do you think? I don't know.

Whoa! Oh.

with the cameras. Rachel, I know...

without any raisins in it and... What?

Wow. It's ridiculous.

Yay. So, yeah, the balls are down there.

Yeah, it's so safe. Super safe, Tiff.

Yeah, ply them with liquor, please. She's so snobby.

Yeah. He'd be a good dad

Yeah. I don't think so.

Yes. [All talking indistinctly]

Yes. Okay.

You can see it? Oh, my God. Yes.

you didn't get what you wanted. Whoa, stop.

You don't know that. You're saying it's not mine?

You got it! There you go!

you hadn't decided yet? 'Cause I hadn't.

You have a wonderful way about you. [Chuckling] Oh, well...

You seem great. [ Chuckles ]

You shut your mouth. Go.

You stole your kid? No. No.

You're Coleman, right? Hmm? Yeah.

You're welcome. Wow.

You've outgrown her. Note taken.

'Cause at this point, you just keep taking all of my advice

'cause everyone here wants the same thing you do,

'Cause I I have a baby now, and I've... I've changed.

'cause I'm going balls deep in this bitch.

'Cause the truth is, you need me behind you,

'Everlasting is a cash cow,

[ Applause ]

[ Applause ]

[ Baby babbles ]

[ Beep ]

[ Bell rings ]

[ Both chuckle ]

[ Cellphone chimes ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Clattering ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Darius groans ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Horn honks ]

[ Knock on door ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Music continues indistinctly ]

[ Panting ]

[ Phone beeps ]

[ Player squeaking ]

[ Ringing ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sobs ]

[ Starter pistol fires ]

[All shouting indistinctly]

[All shouting indistinctly]

[Beep]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Both chuckle]

[Breathing heavily]

[Cellphone beeps]

[Cellphone ringing]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] I don't know how those girls

[Chuckles] I like my segments

[Chuckles] I told you it would be a barrel of laughs.

[Chuckles] I will. I will.

[Chuckles] I'm relentless, aren't I?

[Chuckles] Okay, let me guess.

[Chuckles] Well, they're from Chet,

[Chuckles] Well, they're from Chet,

[Chuckles] Yeah. Let's have a big hand for him, y'all.

[Clears throat]

[Computer keys clacking]

[Coughing]

[Crying] Get out of my face!

[Crying] I didn't know it was possible, but I love you

[Door closes]

[Door opens, shuts]

[Door opens]

[Door opens]

[Door slams]

[Gasps softly]

[Insects chirping]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] Look at that.

[Laughs] Miss Fried Chicken and Watermelon?

[Moaning]

[Ringing]

[Rooster crows]

[Scoffs]

[Scoffs]

[Scoffs] Okay. Here we go.

[Scoffs] Rachel, you have been through

[Scoffs] Yeah, says the white woman

[Scoffs] You're an idiot.

[Sighing] Okay

[Sighs deeply]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs] Got it.

[Sighs] Nice to see you, too, Quinn.

[Voice breaking] and in order to keep that connection,

[Voice breaking] Can you please just go pack for Alabama?

[Voice breaking] It's a... It's a real big problem.

[Whispering] Here you go. Here you go.

[Whispering] I promise you.

[Whispering] I'll talk to you later.

[Whispering] Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A vacant Hell ♪

♪ Better start runnin' ♪

♪ Empty home ♪

♪ I can feel it coming ♪

♪ I feel it comiiing ♪

♪ I hear the drummin', drummin', drummin' ♪

♪ I thought of you ♪

♪ In the harsh realm ♪

♪ Is coming ♪

♪ Last night ♪

♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪

♪ Oh, it's coming ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ The end ♪

♪ The end is coming ♪

♪ The years ago ♪

♪ When bodies grew ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ The end ♪

İt just makes you seem, well, crazy.