Mr. Robot - Season 1 Edit

A blip.

A bug buzzing its way towards me

A bug is never just a mistake.

A compulsion, decision,

A conglomerate so deeply entrenched

A conspiracy bigger than all of us.

A coward who can't face the truth,

A day job, a night job, confusing relationships.

A debt you have to pay,

A dude earlier today gave me that same look.

A Faraday cage.

A feeling of limbo,

A few months go by...

A few years after that,

A gift from the prince of, uh...

A gig? Where?

A heavily networked one like this

A kingdom you've lived in for far too long.

A life like that.

A likely story.

A little early to reup, don't you think?

A little inelegant, but we can work with it.

A little messy, but that's not Earth shattering news.

A little more ceremonial.

A little reductive, but still...

A man smart enough to marry a woman every bit his equal...

A man who is going to change this company for the good,

A man you all know,

A mistake,

A moment to yourselves.

A neon sign screwed into their heads.

A perfect monster of modern society.

A place like this says it is, and it's close,

A point in your recent past,

A position here at Evil Corp.

A ray of sunshine in the dark void of my existence.

A room specifically designed

A simple program, a worm that can make data unreadable,

A spirit.

A suggestion:

A tour.

A very honest one.

A warm, messy circle of humanity.

A way out of loneliness...

A whole person. A relationship.

A word from our corporate overlords!

A world built on fantasy!

A world changed forever!

A world that belongs to us again,

A world that values a free people,

A world where greed is not encouraged,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Ugh!

Aah.

Aah.

About knowing that its existence was no accident.

About telling people my secret.

About the 100 terabytes of child pornography

About understanding why the bug was there to begin with,

About what?

About your personal life, but...

About...

Absolutely not.

Actually, both of you, since you were both

Actually, I calculated that.

Actually, now that I have you...

Actually, you're right.

Adventurer.

Afraid of what?

Afraid of your monster.

After a long and exhaustive investigation,

After all the searching, scraping, dusting,

After all the shit you've taken,

After all, like you said, what's the point?

After all, you got a child on the way.

After I call you out.

After I leave,

After only a couple of hours of timing his tweets

After that, everything we own will be released.

After that, overwhelming paranoia

After that, you connect the Raspberry Pi

After the alleged toxic waste leak in 1993,

After the conversation on the plane,

After the initial breach.

After the process completes.

After the whole thing, she left me.

After they exhaust most of your legal team's funds

After what I did,

Again

Again old habits.

Again, I asked no question.

Again.

Ah, she's a complicated woman.

Ah, yeah, that's that's a consideration.

Airdream's traffic. Make sure to erase and

Alarms are silent for two minutes.

All appointments at Allsafe

All existence.

All for the sake of a profit.

All good, all good. Just gonna have a talk.

All I can tell you is you need this

All of a sudden,

All of Evil Corp's financial records

All of it, F Society, the server,

All of it.

All of our facilities implement

All of their servers are timing out.

All of your servers, including your data center in China

All right, come out!

All right, fine, I'll take her,

All right, get your jacket.

All right, go.

All right, just who did this? Is it that hard?

All right, let's get to it.

All right, look, the minute you're done...

All right, now, look over those logs.

All right, you got me.

All right, you know, I'll take it if you leave us alone.

All right, you know, I'll take it,

All right?

All right?

All right? It meant nothing.

All right? Now, I'm warning you...

All right.

All right. Come on, let's go.

All that matters is the end result.

All the analog backups.

All the analog backups.

All the cell doors should open.

All the debt we owe them.

All the files are ready.

All the traffic on your network.

All their 401(k)s were tied up in the market...

All their families

All their tapes are still in the New York facility.

All these events keep happening

All things being equal,

All we have is her husband's cell phone number.

All we need is one security flaw.

All you had to do is ask, klepto.

All you had to do was view source on your browser

All you know is that I'm the girl...

All your emails. All your files.

All your...pics.

Alleged.

Allow her to become a memory.

Allsafe does them all the time.

Allsafe is all over the internet today because of you.

Allsafe is finished, but you won't let it die.

Almost $400 billion of wealth was lost today.

Almost to a fault.

Along with everything else in the world.

Along with Evil Corp's soul.

Along with further research.

Already, 17 governments are said to be

Although I am glad I got in one last hurrah

Always have been.

Am I his malware?

Am I still alone?

Am I supposed to follow you?

Amen. Techie computer hacker genius, my thick Dominican dick.

Among some of his Facebook likes

Among the countries are Lithuania,

An arrogant moron. The worst kind.

An economy car he still owes money on,

An error of thinking.

An executive running Linux?

An incomprehensible amount of time to crack?

An innocent man is in prison because of what I did.

An official release from the mandate.

An undetectable activated signal sniffer

And and I'm not used to all the new faces around here.

And and recover, of course.

And a f... ING apology.

And a stupid time.

And Angela have been close

And as they unravel,

And asking for Colby's release as ransom was genius.

And be ready this afternoon in case they have any questions.

And before that, I worked at Microsoft for a year,

And begins when you walk in.

And Colby free of charges.

And come here to execute without even telling me.

And consolidate our security protocols.

And copy Ry on them?

And could prove nearly impossible to recover.

And couldn't find you.

And crashes the host.

And Darlene, she knew about this?

And develop prototypes in order to understand

And don't lie.

And donate all your assets to charities around the world.

And even if I did, I don't care.

And even though you're with me,

And every fast food joint around the corner

And everything to a crisp.

And Evil Corp is...

And excuse myself to the bathroom.

And features a tier 10 certified build and design,

And given that there does seem to be

And go home. Here we are 90 years later,

And go through the door you came in and make a run for it.

And god's laughing.

And hard drive, you'll be better than new.

And has been dating losers on eHarmony ever since.

And have some breakfast in bed with me.

And he calls the shots.

And he knows it.

And he shoved me so hard, I fell backwards out the window.

And he's delicious.

And he's supposed to protect their network

And heighten financial security,

And how do you know Wendy? She didn't come in today.

And how you wished he'd done something about it.

And hung up on him.

And I believe you are,

And I can't get Gideon to give me a raise.

And I chose it all.

And I don't know if I can blame them.

And I dumped it on my bedroom floor.

And I found all the different versions quite interesting,

And I gave her chip number to all the vets in the city.

And I get paid a lot to be smart.

And I half expected you to be a tattletale.

And I look forward to you impressing me as well.

And I need to be involved.

And I need you to not let them!

And I picked it up to give it to them, but then this...

And I refuse to waste my time playing nurse.

And I specifically remembered I had three 20s.

And I want it so bad it makes my dick hard.

And I want it today.

And I want to get your thoughts on what it was like

And I want us to to get along for her sake.

And I wonder,

And I'll tell him you stopped by.

And I'll tweet, but only if I like it, all right?

And I'm enjoying my cigarette.

And I'm not quite ready

And I'm personally keeping tabs on all traffic.

And I'm still trying to grasp on to something.

And I've been monitoring it daily.

And if he does, it's usually with a bunch of lies.

And if we wait, it'll also be pointless.

And if you can hack the right person,

And if you don't stop seeing her,

And if you don't stop seeing Krista,

And in the end, that's what killed your father.

And in two weeks' time, you'll receive

And it was fantastic.

And it was raining when you decided my mother would die?

And it won't stop unless my life does.

And it's all despicable.

And it's no secret that once Allsafe loses us as a client,

And it's still dropping.

And just...

And kept it a secret as it

And lastly, your pet's name?

And leave as early as possible.

And let me in.

And let's start building a table

And life's necessities that money can buy.

And look through a packet for the next 20 minutes.

And man, do we have some goodies.

And me and my dad are completely screwed.

And me? I've got more than most.

And my father is drowning in debt.

And neither is being a junkie.

And neither will happen if we do nothing right now.

And no one will know.

And now I have to help them.

And now I think they're following me.

And now they're coming down hard.

And now this guy at the gym is saying hi to me.

And now you're gonna talk about this in the world?

And odds are, you won't you die, and so does Shayla.

And of course I doubt you're involvement in this mishap,

And of every person in this company.

And once we blow up the pipeline,

And once we get all the answers,

And once we're actually there,

And one more thing...

And one more thing...

And only here.

And our number one priority is to address their needs.

And out of the blue he got fired.

And out of the blue, he got fired.

And pay, for Christ's sake.

And put Colby's IP in there.

And put Colby's terminal IP address in there.

And security software that runs on Windows 98.

And set up scripts to keep going 24/7.

And she knows it.

And she struggles and fights,

And shoots up the world and then disappears,

And six hackers went to prison for it?

And start growing a pair

And staying quiet like you're doing

And still people trust it,

And sure, that is... that's a lot of money,

And swallow up my balls.

And Sweden's independence date, 6 6.

And take these corrupted drives

And tell the kids I said hi.

And thank ourselves for all the hard work we did?

And that guy was a prick.

And that new world, that is success.

And that rootkit you wrote

And that's a big if,

And that's about as clean as I'm gonna get it.

And that's all gone now.

And that's all I mean. [sighs]

And that's just one.

And that's what it still needs to be about.

And that's when we discovered

And that's why Bill Harper is a perfect exploit,

And the file shares?

And the lavender doesn't mess with the high.

And the music of Josh Groban.

And the ownership history before that

And the pain I've been holding in comes rushing out.

And the ultimate: rock to sleep early.

And the world is very angry.

And then he just vanished.

And then he'll come to his senses.

And then I had two left.

And then I took it away.

And then I'm gonna need you to take that pouty mouth of yours

And then reevaluate.

And then those Ashley Madison dumps happened.

And then when I have to put together to go orders,

And then?

And there it is.

And there it was, the code.

And they're probably following you too.

And this happened before Shayla.

And throw it at the strongest conglomerate

And time.

And trust me, they are

And unfortunately, we're all human.

And upgrade what you have.

And we both know what that means.

And we can set something up later this week.

And we go to the cops, then he's just going to sell

And we need to get to Level 2.

And we need to work on your anger issues, Elliot.

And we played hooky and went to the beach.

And we still haven't found a way around that.

And we still haven't made the Colby project disappear.

And we want it conducted off record.

And we will handle that person

And we will show no mercy.

And what exactly are you gonna do

And what feels better than that?

And what is it that you're doing exactly?

And what were you working on with my husband?

And when that happens,

And when you do, you need to be careful.

And when's Mr. Robot going to contact me again?

And where are you, at your cubicle?

And while all that's going on,

And while you do that, remember to repeat these words.

And with everything going on right now, I can't have that.

And yet I hear no applause.

And you are clinging on to any chance you can get.

And you are not one of them.

And you both did know the deceased, Sharon Knowles.

And you both did know the deceased.

And you can't do that with him inside anymore.

And you can't have a fire department without a fire truck,

And you can't have a fire truck without roads.

And you certainly don't have to keep anything from me.

And you didn't.

And you don't exist.

And you expect me not to ask questions?

And you gave me no time to do it right.

And you had the balls to ask for WhiteRose with my shit?

And you have a plan to take them all down.

And you have a plan to take them all down.

And you know what I like to do when that happens?

And you should never doubt your skills

And you think sticking this behind the thermostat

And you will notice that the humidity will be a tad uncomfortable.

And you'll stay here and commute

And you're an easy target for him,

And you're gonna realize that one way or another.

And you're here to buy new shoes?

And you're just gonna do him like this?

And you're just teaching him how to steal.

And you're pissed.

And you're the only one that called me back.

And you're up here trying to fuck me.

And your nightmare is about to begin.

And your side called it off like it was nothing.

And, Elliot, we are on the verge

And, hey, why don't we make it a double date?

And, Sarah, we've had meetings all weekend

And, sir, I would like to suggest it be me.

And, well, he cheated on me,

And, yes, confirmation coming in.

And...

And...to be honest, you know,

Angela Angela, you can't just give up on us like this.

Angela called me. I was at AllSafe.

Angela Moss. I called

Angela,

Angela, are you crazy?

Angela, come on.

Angela, he's my friend.

Angela, I can't have that kind of negativity

Angela, is everything okay?

Angela, just a word of advice.

Angela, you can't work here.

Angela! Please! Stop lying.

Another time. Okay, I gotta go.

Answer me!

Answer me!

Antara, come on.

Anwar.

Any attempts to salvage it will be utterly futile.

Anyone can edit them.

Anyone living around the plant...

Anything to protect my perfect maze.

Anyway, bro,

Anyway, he arrived at the office at 2:35 and I instru

Anyway, I need you.

Anyway, I shouldn't take up any more of your time.

Anyway, I'm gay.

Anyway, just, awesome work, man.

Anyway, you can call me Mr. Sutherland for now.

Anyways, we got into this huge fight, and...

Anywhere near social media?

Anywhere near social media?

Apart again. What's going on?

Applaud.

Are almost too easy to hack.

Are also idiots.

Are cancelled until further notice.

Are counterfeit.

Are driven by human banalities.

Are George W. Bush's Decision Points,

Are gonna look good come monday.

Are not relegated to developing nations.

Are real.

Are they still there?

Are we savages, or are we brave?

Are you ?

Are you a one or a zero?

Are you a one or a zero?

Are you a yes or a no?

Are you actually asking me to be your girlfriend right now?

Are you awake?

Are you blackmailing me?

Are you freaking out?

Are you giving me my money or not?

Are you going somewhere, babe?

Are you going to act or not?

Are you hungry?

Are you just filling them and dumping them?

Are you just going to stand there

Are you kidding me?

Are you my monster?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on her side?

Are you out of your God damn mind?

Are you really asking me that?

Are you really gonna do that?

Are you really gonna start taking all of these things

Are you saying something, babe?

Are you saying you don't crave a bold entrance

Are you saying... it went through?

Are you serious?

Are you seriously drinking a goddamn sparkling water right now?

Are you still at 306 Hawthorne Avenue?

Are you still seeing him?

Are you still trying to rip that CD?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you talking to me?

Are you WhiteRose?

Are you... you being serious right now?

Aren't you forgetting that I know your dirty little secret?

Aren't you still in that neat little two bedroom in Chelsea?

Around your appearance, your disappearance.

Arrive at the conclusion.

As a company, but strength in our boldness to the public.

As a little kid.

As clearly as you can.

As far as you're concerned, Elliot,

As gullible as you seem.

As he watched?

As heartbreaking as it is to hear that,

As I know you're aware,

As I'm sure you're aware, this situation

As in Tyrell Wellick?

As long as you break up with Krista.

As soon as the tabulations are over with,

As we signed the evil documents?

As we usually do.

As we watch you and your dark soul die.

As well as IRC, Pastebin.

As well as other members of the fsociety collective.

As well as your offline backups have been destroyed.

As you can imagine this is very time sensitive.

As you can see, there's always a lot of bustle here.

As you were saying?

As your part time CFO and your friend,

Ashley Madison, online escorts, fake Facebook pages.

Aside from the massive amounts of money

Ask for Bill Harper.

Assholes? Yeah, I'm gonna tell them what's up.

Assuming I last that long.

At 2:07 A.M. Eastern Standard on Friday night.

At first, it took me, like, years to marry ketchups,

At his place tonight.

At one of the biggest companies in the world,

At some point an "action without user interaction"

At that moment it's just you and absolute power,

At that point, when all parties are ready,

At the company he worked at,

At the Evil Corp meeting.

At the first page of your agenda

At the infected server, okay? Give me a minute.

At the security desk,

At the Steel Mountain locations

At the U.S. data center

Authorities have been trying to locate the whereabouts

Awkward between us. Don't you?

Babe, it's cool. Elliot's okay with it.

Babe, seriously, we have a lot of shit to discuss,

Back in August when the players voted to walk out

Bad day at the office?

Based on how often they would derail.

Bashed her head in with an xbox.

Basically that they're a bunch of dickless assholes.

Be happy!

Be well.

Beautiful meaning.

Because despite the recent success

Because evil corp gives you double rewards.

Because he's more paranoid than the rest of us?

Because I can't sit here

Because I feel embarrassed

Because I never thought I'd have to.

Because I wanted a turtle, and he was like, No...

Because I work at AllSafe.

Because if you don't,

Because it's like 3,000 degrees in my apartment.

Because it's painful not to pretend,

Because of this.

Because of what we did in this room.

Because the only solution I can think of

Because the world is filled with stupid people.

Because they can't communicate.

Because they refused to meet in person,

Because this is what happens from the outside.

Because to me it means that power belongs

Because we don't have time to dilly dally around

Because we just had a platter at the holiday party.

Because we're cowards.

Because you're lonely.

Because you're tired of being dumped.

Because, after all, a bug's only purpose,

Because, Bill...

Because, remember, you walked away.

Been running around.

Before going all corporate.

Before Spencer arrives.

Before the credit card systems went down.

Before the meeting with whiterose.

Before this, I worked at an ngo,

Before we even begin,

Before you can find anything real.

Before you made your final decision.

Beholden to all the Mobleys of the world for their information.

Being here?

Beneath every choice, there's either a one or a zero.

Besides, don't you want to figure your shit out?

Besides, even if we put the CD in,

Besides, I'm not even sure I'm the one they wanna meet with.

Besides, the entire company is gonna be reeling

Besides, whatever. The point is, it worked.

Besides, who told you to put your business

Besides...

Besides...plenty of other items on our agenda.

Best thing you can do for them

Between us right now, but I'm I'm not

Between us?

Between you and me, I was glad he killed himself.

Big eyes.

Big things.

Bill Harper is our first exploit.

Bill, where are those giant vaults?

Biology wasn't my strong suit.

Biosynthesized in some lab in Mexico, packed into a pill,

Bluetooth connection to run the exploit on the plc.

Bon soir, Elliot.

Bonsoir, Elliot.

Bonsoir, Elliot.

Borderline unhackable.

Both of our parents died because...

Bottling facility in your backyard?

Boy wonder says he's opening all the cells.

Boy?

Brah, what's the deal?

Brainwashing seminars in the form of media,

Brave and true.

Brave fugitive.

Brave traveler.

Brave wanderer.

Brave, but stupid.

Breaking chain of custody with the Colby dat file.

Brioni?

Brought me the love of my life, Elliot.

Brought that sand to that spot on the beach,

Budget reasons.

Bugs usually get a bad rap.

Built on bipolar numbers

Bullshit a couple hours,

Bullshit! I was eight years old.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Burn it to the ground.

But also looks like he doesn't see a terminal very often

But assume for a second

But because of those who look on and do nothing.

But because we wanna be sedated.

But Bill is not gonna be able to get us to Level 2.

But detectives came by.

But do not pay me back.

But do we decide them or do they decide us?

But don't drink their Kool Aid.

But don't let her death close you off entirely.

But even extraordinary people,

But even if your expensive lawyers find a way to get you off,

But even then I had cheap tastes.

But first...

But for real this time,

But for some reason,

But give a man a bank, and he can rob the world.

But he definitely does.

But he did have a proclivity for young escorts

But he didn't find mine.

But he didn't. Because he was a zero,

But he died.

But he only ever tells me what he wants anyway, right?

But he wasn't mad.

But he wasn't.

But he's graduated to ****.

But he's Shayla's only supplier.

But here's what I need from you first.

But hey, if I ever get it wrong, I admit it.

But I also ruined yours.

But I am getting the hang of it.

But I can tell you're still holding on to it.

But I can't stop it.

But I can't.

But I created you.

But I do.

But I don't see how you've plowed through

But I envy you.

But I had to hide it quickly before Gideon saw it.

But I have no suboxone.

But I know a junkie when I see one.

But I know a junkie when I see one.

But I know how to do it.

But I know that's the last thing you're gonna be.

But I know that's the last thing you're gonna be.

But I love you, and I want to be with you.

But I need to, and you're going to tell me.

But I need to, and you're going to tell me.

But I outrank you.

But I promise you, at the end of the day,

But I saw it. The onion routing protocol,

But I suggest you cut the bullshit.

But I will.

But I'd love to learn.

But I'll hack him soon enough. I always do.

But I'll try the Pradas next.

But I'm gonna break you out.

But I'm good at reading people.

But I'm not blowing off my remaining interviews.

But I'm not gonna do any of that

But I'm not sure

But I'm sure the cops will figure out a way...

But I'm sure there's an explanation.

But I've helped a lot of people.

But if we bring this stronger, more concrete case

But if you do this of your own accord...

But if you want, I can call him.

But in business, grudges aren't really a thing.

But it almost disappears in the background

But it turns out I'm amazing at upselling expensive cocktails.

But it wasn't... Evil Corp's corporate mail servers,

But it's a stopgap for me.

But it's all bullshit.

But it's also his flaw, and that's your exploit.

But it's bad this time. It's a DDoS attack.

But keeping it to yourself

But let the record show I was trying to be a good wingman.

But let's be honest.

But like Vera said, no one on the streets deals Suboxone.

But make no mistake, that girl in there...

But my dad works 60 hour weeks

But my partner, he gets very paranoid.

But not an apology.

But not to them, not really.

But nothing I can't do in the car.

But now...

But okie dokie.

But once you take your meds...

But only if you didn't delete it.

But our business, a cyber security firm

But people always find a way to disappoint.

But people still built this place.

But pharmas spend a lot of dough protecting their wares.

But right now we're focused on tackling

But right now, tonight, we have to stick to the plan.

But she doesn't believe in me.

But she has shitty taste in men,

But someone in the chain always gets bamboozled."

But sometimes...

But still, I have to know.

But stopping by our old house is not part of the plan.

But Terry Colby, he's getting the pressure.

But testifying was the right thing to do.

But that's bullshit.

But that's what they are a conglomerate of evil.

But the math of guns plus bullets

But the meeting's actually gonna be on.

But the plan isn't, is it?

But then your muscles tense,

But then, once they're all warm and snug in there,

But there's always the threat of you fleeing

But they caught up to us.

But they didn't indicate by whom.

But they're gonna die in debt

But they're not coming back up.

But this is not it,

But this isn't the you're getting out meeting.

But this time I wanted to do it AFK.

But those points only accumulate on travel expenses.

But time's money, Elliot.

But to change the world in a way that means anything,

But trust me she's one of the good ones.

But typically it goes something like,

But usually it's because there's a sense it's coming.