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Robot Chicken (2005) - Season 1

Robot Chicken (2005) - Season 1

Robot Chicken is an animated television show that first aired in 2005, and it quickly garnered a loyal fan base due to its unique blend of humor, satire, and nostalgic references. Created by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, Robot Chicken takes a humorous and often irreverent approach to pop culture, featuring a multitude of short skits and parodies.

The show's title, Robot Chicken, refers to the two main characters that appear in every episode: a robot and a toy chicken. These characters, voiced by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich themselves, serve as hosts and guides through the bizarre and hilarious world of the show. With an impressive range of voice acting skills, Green and Senreich bring life to a wide array of characters throughout the series.

Each episode of Robot Chicken is comprised of numerous short skits, ranging from a few seconds to a few minutes in length. These skits cover an expansive range of topics, from popular movies and television shows to video games, toys, and even historical events. The show takes delight in lampooning these subjects, often diving deep into obscure references that only the most dedicated fans will recognize.

One of the highlights of Robot Chicken is its impressive voice cast, as countless celebrities lend their talents to the show. These voice actors include stars like Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Zac Efron, and even legendary actor Burt Reynolds, who sadly passed away in 2018. Their contributions infuse the show with an extra layer of star power, elevating the comedy to new heights.

Robot Chicken Season 1, which originally aired in 2005, contains a total of twenty episodes. While many other television shows would struggle to maintain quality across such a large number of episodes, Robot Chicken rises to the challenge effortlessly. The first season is filled with skits that showcase the show's distinct brand of humor, giving viewers a taste of what they can expect in the seasons to come.

Some memorable skits from Season 1 include the "Saved by the Bell" parody, where the characters from the popular 90s teen sitcom find themselves in far more tragic and absurd circumstances than the original show ever depicted. Another standout skit is "The Nerd's Nightmares," which hilariously portrays the worst nightmares of comic book nerds, such as Superman's indecisive villain choices and the incorrect pronunciation of "galaxy."

The success of Robot Chicken lies not only in its witty writing and clever parodies but also in its unique animation style. The show employs stop-motion animation, which involves moving physical objects incrementally between frames to create the illusion of movement. This meticulous process gives Robot Chicken its distinct look, with characters often sporting exaggerated, comic book-style facial expressions.

As Robot Chicken gained popularity, it also became known for its distinctive sound design. With a diverse array of sound effects and music, the show expertly enhances the comedic impact of its skits. From the sound of a chicken clucking to lasers firing and explosions, Robot Chicken's sound design perfectly complements the on-screen action.

Fortunately, for fans of the show, it is possible to relive all the laughter and gags from Robot Chicken Season 1. Thanks to modern technology, you can now easily play and download the sounds from the show online. By visiting the official Robot Chicken website or other streaming platforms, fans can immerse themselves in the zany world of Robot Chicken whenever they please.

Robot Chicken Season 1 holds a special place in the hearts of its fans. With its unparalleled humor, unique animation style, and talented voice cast, the show proved that it could offer something truly different in the world of animation. Whether you're a dedicated fan from the beginning or a newcomer, there's no denying the lasting impact of Robot Chicken and its unforgettable first season.

A bullet!
A geek with a beauty queen, a basketball player with a dwarf...
A lot.
A new record!
A reunion? Now?
Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
Aah! It not Hulk! Hulk swear!
Actually, the remaining five spots on the flight...
After a five year run...
After a long history of behavior problems...
After being taken by federal agents from his temporary home in Miami...
After one of the children from the Grant A Wish Foundation...
Ah, this looks like a good spot.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh.
All competed for a spot on our show.
All for one and one for all.
All right, Alex. Now, we ain't had a lot to work with here...
All right, guys, I'll see you back in the yard
All right, this is it, people.
All right, yeah, do it.
All systems ready.
All the great deals at Radio Shed, Ving.
All the time, huh?
Almighty uterus!
Also, we gonna need a photocopy of your driver's license.
Always nice to hear from those pet o philes...
America's number one Judaic super spy is back in action!
An hour's all you get for touching a child.
And a $50 gift certificate from Best Buy.
And a puppy.
And all your stuff!
And as a child...
And can't get cancer.
And destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
And destroy it, saving our planet.
And even offering children piano lessons.
And get home in one piece
And gives Halloween presents to all the girls and boys
And got a spanking sometimes when I was bad.
And have their lives taped...
And how can people vote?
And I think legislation to cut infrastructure funds 4%...
And I think Senator Davidson rocks!
And I'm pretty nervous.
And in other news tonight, Voltron got totally served.
And in the future, virtual reality sex...
And it's advanced.
And it's gonna scare the living... out of you.
And Jackass star Steve o with someone who isn't a loser.
And last and certainly not least..
And not as Kirk!
And now the fate of the world is in his capable hands.
And now, the thrilling conclusion.
And now... now look at where we are!
And one little brasser says, "We're after your charms!"
And paid them to go to the bathroom on your chest.
And pretty, pretty space people...
And Princess Leia is your sister.
And so, each Halloween...
And so, to honor our First Amendment...
And some broken glass if you want to roll your hands in glue.
And some broken glass if you want to roll your hands in glue.
And start getting real.
And that'll cost $10.
And that's how season eight would've started
And the Beach Boys tore up our stage.
And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks.
And the Force?
And the man Americans have selected...
And the pay was reliable
And the winner is...
And there's nothing to worry about.
And this is heroin.
And this is what your body goes through.
And this one gonna require a credit card.
And use our positioning software...
And watch it again on the Fourth of July.
And we always greatly assist Speed...
And welcome to the fourth annual...
And well, the mob shut us down.
And will you train me, Mr. Miyagi?
And worry about me blue balls, ya whore!"
And would you believe that as high speed internet access improves...
And yet every day, you carpool with us.
And you damn well better respect the Falcon.
And you end up getting a stupid tattoo of a unicorn...
And you end up getting a stupid tattoo of a unicorn...
And you're all invited, Shyamabama family!
And your boyfriend gives you herpes simplex A!
And Zoot? I haven't seen Zoot in years.
And, action.
And, like all of us, she's looking to be bitten...
And, you know, be themselves...
Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!
Angela's the killer, and she was really a boy!
Answer me, you little bitches!
Any questions?!
Any questions?!
Are better than last week's ghastly affair.
Are reluctant to support another tax increase.
Are we still going to do it?
Are we too... we are!
Are you ever gonna work it, work it?
Are you gonna show me those boobs?
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you really a tooth fairy?
Are you with me?
Are... are... are you sure?
Arise! Arise, O great pumpkin!
As far back as 1948...
As in eat us?
As the reanimated corpses of rock 'n' roll...
As the representative...
As the winner...
As the years went by, Disney's power would grow.
As we reach toward space, we also look inward.
As you've seen tonight, the precious trappings...
As your leader, I would be honored if America selected me...
At first, I was pretty nervous...
At the end of the show...
Autobots, transform and rol...
Aw, game over, man. Game over.
Aw, Steven Tyler's been clean for years.
Aw.
Aw...
Awesome. Wonderful.
Aww.
Ay ay yi! That's good!
Ay! Ay! Madre de Dios!
Ba gawk!
Back again, it's the robobeast digger
Back to the fires that forged you, evil trinket!
Back to yo ass, put a dent in a robot
Back when that meant something.
Bad news, boss. The Rice boys are talkin' to the cops.
Bam!
Bargh!
Bastards are always talking!
Beautiful day we're having.
Because animation costs money, uh huh.
Because if I were to move, that would add to the cost...
Because it's sick.
Because phone companies make far more money that way.
Because we're baking a cake for a fancy party.
Become the sitcom fodder of the future.
Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!
Being Burt, being Burt, being Burt.
Besides, I got a dump brewing that could choke a monkey.
Best Buy! Woof!
Better use the turbo boost.
Big finish
Blah, blah, blee, blah.
Blockheads, blockheads, blockheads!
Blow their [Bleep] heads off, baby.
Blow up Fancher Elementary School!
Bock.
Boo!
Bouncy, bouncy!
Brains
Brains.
Bring in the first Cuban child.
Bring out your dead!
Brings out the shine on your chitinous shell.
Britney Spears? But why would you kill N'Sync?
Busy! Eating!
But are women just part of the hunt for him?
But Bo and Luke had problems of their own!
But come back next week for more outrageous bloopers!
But each call costs you $30,000.
But every time I try, you just take the ball away.
But first, here's the results of our internet poll...
But he's one of the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.
But he's one of the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.
But how?
But I can't help myself.
But I didn't do anything!
But I'm hungry, so it's OK.
But I'm not.
But it's not over yet.
But it's only been an hour.
But just today, I saw blood in my urine.
But Kermit just couldn't keep up the rent on the theater...
But no one could foresee the consequences...
But seriously, that's $12.99 for that pizza.
But some days are tougher than others.
But the actor playing him had his share of super problems.
But the good times were not to last.
But these hos are all about class.
But they got the Falcon...
But this letter from my daddy says I don't got to go.
But this time, we've outdone ourselves.
But this year will be different.
But you do... and you can.
But you drew vacuuming out of the job jar and everyone else...
But you were too strung out to notice at the time!
But, um, the living room hasn't been vacuumed in weeks and...
But, yo, check out your new sister!
By the brave Cuban soldiers...
Call a guard.
Called midichlorians.
Can Joey survive the tournament?
Can we do this?
Can you imagine, excited viewers, what marvels the 21st century holds?
Can't stop bling, can't stop trigger finger
Check it, my man. Animal's dead.
Check out these never before seen screen tests
Chim chim.
Chocolate chicken eggs for everyone!
Clean, sober, back on television... things are lookin' up for the Feldmeister!
Come and get it, little guys.
Come here, you.
Come on
Come on, baby!
Come on, come on.
Come on, man, just work it out
Come on, man, just work it out
Come on, Tommy Lee's rich, good looking.
Come on. It's not that big a boat. Just flip it o... aww!
Come pimp that bitch out!
Coming soon...
Competition has been hot and heavy.
Congratulations!
Conrad, Gary, you're on. Places, everyone.
Corey, no!
Corey, you saved me, bro.
Corky screen test, take 27.
Couldn't get any worse.
Couldn't have been that bad.
Couldn't stay off the sugar, right?
Crap
Cristal bangin', and my paper keep the honeys grinnin'
D i f r...
Damn right it isn't.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn...
Danbury High Fighting Tigers forever! Whoo hoo!
Dang it.
Daniel san, I thought I smelled failure.
Daniel san! Clean up on aisle five.
Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!
Darling, will you marry me?
Debit card? We do the debit card now. Geez.
Delightful! Let me just change into my good suit.
Despite my best efforts...
Did he really say this should be done with a chainsaw?
Did it work?
Die, American beast!
Different.
Dishes done.
Disneyland!
Do it, you magnificent stereotypical bastard.
Do you expect me to talk, Goyfinger?
Do you have any condoms?
Do you have any idea how rich I'm gonna be...
Doctors can perform complicated surgeries without leaving the beach?
Does this look infected to you?
Don't forget to tell them about...
Don't forget to text message your votes...
Don't forget to vote, everybody.
Don't let this car in. What... what are you...
Don't move. Put your hands behind your back, sir.
Don't play me for no jibba jabba, fool!
Don't shoot! I give up!
Don't we have highly trained astronauts?
Don't worry, Mr. Schumacher, we'll get you out of here.
Don't you dare call her that!
Don't you tear up my heart!
Double entendres are really great!
Douglas is a Predator from Newark, New Jersey...
Dreadful.
Dude, it's time to pimp your sister.
Dude!
Eee!
Eee!
Electric Mayhem got the pink slip...
Electric Mayhem.
Elian!
Elian!
Elian?
Elian? Elian!
Engaged in a game of LARP... live action role playing?
Enjoy.
Enough!
Enuck chuk!
Er, twenty five or so.
Especially when you're Ling Ling...
Especially when...
Even if I wanted to. And I don't.
Even Superman can't outrun, uh...
Even though I wasn't good every single day...
Everyone else is dead besides you and me.
Ew! Well, I'd better have a look.
Ew! Yuck!
Excuse me, but are you gentlemen...
Excuse me, I'm Ray Griffiths.
Excuse me, Mr. Chicken, but can you tell me...
Excuse me, that's impolite
Excuse me. I just farted in a very musical tone.
Experiencing a twist ending at the end of a movie can be fun.
Face it. Who's gonna save Earth...
Falling on the moon.
Feh! You little bastard
Fell and cracked his head open.
Finally!
Finally!
Find out next time on Enter the Fat One.
Fire! Fire!
First lesson!
First of all, I'm Pat effing Morita, you nut sack.
First, you eat.
Fitting in here continues to be quite a chore.
Five fingered palm of death.
Five, six, seven, eight!
Folks, this is the copilot, and it's not his wheel.
Food is power.
For a second there...
For America!
For some reason, he's never actually appeared to me personally
For the band's most beloved member.
For the love of Christ, kids, go read a book or something!
For these aged rockers, there are no regrets.
For us to listen to Ray Griffiths...
Ford has starred in more top grossing motion pictures...
Four, three, two, one, zero.
Fracturing the meteor into small enough pieces...
Freeze!
Freeze? When I drop a fairy?
From a giant meteor while Superman's vacuuming?
From the Cybertronian Medical Association.
From this wretched lettuce patch.
From your grandma's bake sale!
Garter belts ain't just for weddings, honey child.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, we could discuss this logically.
Get another one. Get me another one.
Get back here, you little dust tosser!
Get down.
Get in here
Get off me! Ha ha ho!
Get off me. Get off me.
Get on the floor and work it, work it
Get your hands off me! You get out!
Gimme your soul. Your soul!
Girl, you got serious librarian hair.
Give it up for Frankenberry.
Give me the boobies!
Given that he's a republican, and you have a cheeseburger for a head?
Go and make some money.
Go get him, Han Solo!
Go see a movie, kids.
God help me! Ohh!
God should have spent a little more time on you!
Going to the bathroom so often was a problem...
Good job, Bluto!
Good job, everyone!
Good luck, fat one.
Good morning, everyone!
Good night from Zombie Idol.
Good night, folks.
Gosh, golly, gee willikers, ziminy jippity do, Batman!
Gosh, it's good.
Got a lot of tail with that kind of exposure.
Got him!
Got to go! Got to go! Aah!
Gotta lay low for a while.
Great.
Greetings. You know, freedom of speech...
Guess not.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! Eee!
Ha ha ha ha! Goh!
Ha ha ha ha! I have millions of these! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! You guys are gonna drown, but we're a mermaid and a merman.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! I'm gonna get ya!
Ha ha!
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha. What?
Hamburger!
Has been up to recently.
Have a little common courtesy for the rest of us.
He demanded a Disney park be built in Florida...
He needs a mouse to help.
He won the Canadian nationals earlier this year.
He's giving up! Shoot him!
He's holding a weapon!
He's really annoying.
He's the same as the rest of these guys around here.
Head's up, team.
Headless Ponch!
Headless Ponch.
Heh, heh. I must've lost it.
Hello, Amy. Do you take credit cards?
Hello, Kitty!
Hello?
Help! Help me, Superman! Help!
Help! The dog...
Help! Where's Johnny?
Here I am.
Here we go!
Here, look this guy up when you're out.
Here's a dollar, now work it, work it
Here's Bob Marley.
Hey, champ. Uh, OK.
Hey, get away from the truck! It's gonna blow!
Hey, get off me
Hey, Joey! You can do it!
Hey, ladies!
Hey, mamma mia!
Hey, pasta fagioli! A spicy meatball!
Hey, Prowl, have you noticed...
Hey, that's life, man.
Hey, they were out of Beluga caviar, but they had some nice Sevruga...
Hey, uh, occupied. Occupied!
Hey, Waterman, I was busy...
Hey, what the...
Hey, who's laughing now, bi otch? Huh? Huh?
Hey, y'all! Hey, yo, man!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Kool aid!
Hey! Sir, put down the weapon.
Hey. What's up?
Hi, Mr. Hungry. Can I call you so?
Hi!
Hi. I'm Optimus Prime.
Hi. I'm TV's Topher Grace.
His lawyers called it "heat exhaustion
Hmm!
Ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho!
Hold me, sir.
Hong Kong Phooey.
Hoo hoo hoo! This'll fool them Duke boys.
Hoo hoo, they really hate it...
Hot tubs are nice, aren't they?
How about a smile?
How convenient.
How do your views differ from Governor Schwarzenegger...
How many miles per gallon?
How often Prime needs to drain the lizard nowadays?
How unlikely? But perfect.
However, it will cost 80,000 trillion dollars.
Huh?
Huh? What? But I...
Huh? Who's there? Come and get some!
Huh.
Huh. I wonder where he's always going in such a hurry.
Hundreds died.
Hurray!
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah!
I also love the way the moonlight on the water...
I am Jesus, you know.
I built C 3PO.
I can do lots of stuff, you know? Lots!
I can do stuff like, um...
I can handle it. Where's the stuff?
I can't live without him!
I can't wait to serve you!
I come from a village where we think it's 1886.
I could.
I couldn't keep him off the slope...
I did it! Did you guys get that?
I did?
I don't believe in cheating, Batman. I believe in doing what's right.
I don't know, Ryan. Isn't it gauche...
I don't scare easy.
I don't see why you're so upset.
I don't think we have that.
I don't... what can I tell you? I mean, this is... it's bad!
I even got to sleep with Josie of the Pussycats...
I fear just having a positive attitude...
I fight evil. It's what I do.
I fold them in a very particular way, Falcon...
I got him!
I got it! I got it! Ohh!
I gotta have it all the time.
I gotta have some!
I happen to be an old hand at it.
I hate black.
I have a teleporter, you know.
I have to go to the bathroom. Will you buy me a soda?
I have to write an angry letter.
I have to.
I haven't met the man yet...
I hear you're the guys to see about entering a race.
I heard one William Shatner...
I hope our contestants just have fun...
I hope you can also asexually reproduce
I invented it myself.
I just don't feel safe next to this animal.
I just made a doody...
I just sent it to you.
I just took your picture with my phone.
I just...
I knew he was never right in his head.
I knew I should've taken my teleporter to work today.
I know you can hear me. I'm Aquaman.
I like being an American.
I like everything about being Burt.
I love doing that.
I mean, come on. I blew up the friggin' Death Star...
I mean, what is this place, some kind of nun factory?
I meant to say sugar.
I need those. Hey, wait! Oh! Wait!
I never have any idea what you're saying.
I now pronounce you husband, ro... wife, and robot.
I only have five years to live.
I really don't think I'm learning anything.
I recommend you videotape this moment...
I recommend...
I reserved room A 2 to watch the Star Trek blooper reel...
I said "strong Christian overtones."
I shot the hell out of that guy!
I sure am glad I got you for Christmas...
I swear I will avenge you...
I swear! You... You can't!
I tell you the bleedin' boys were followin' me around...
I think that joke goes, "You're a peein'."
I thought being stuck as a pre pubescent bald kid for fifty years...
I thought it would be appropriate...
I wanna watch you work it, work it
I want a new skateboard. This race is stupid.
I want in.
I want to be the robot!
I want to go to Dallas, but I don't have any money.
I want to show you something that I'm very proud of...
I will fight you. Pow! Pow! Pow!
I will now fart the national anthem.
I will sacrifice myself to you.
I will save you, Princess Britney.
I will show you forty one.
I won't be hanging out in any lettuce patches.
I won't leave him! I won't!
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
I would gladly pay you Tuesday...
I... hate those guys.
I... hunger!
I... I... I just... Fine! Fine!
I'd like to meet the team of engineers...
I'd like to report a domestic disturbance.
I'll do it. I'll do it, man. I'll totally do it.
I'll give you $20 for all of us to go crazy.
I'll never join you!
I'll pledge allegiance
I'll pledge allegiance
I'll pledge allegiance
I'm a gentleman.
I'm a punk yo face
I'm Ashlee.
I'm at the end of my rope, Lucy.
I'm Bill Clinton. I'm gonna push over that cow.
I'm doing my thing!
I'm Douglas.
I'm finished.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to kick the football. This is it!
I'm gonna get a bottle of water. Do you dudes want any?
I'm gonna put my foot right up Steve Jobs' ass.
I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!
I'm gonna shut you up once and for all.
I'm gonna shut you up once and for all.
I'm here to avenge the death of my band mates.
I'm in awe of headless Ponch. He's very attractive
I'm in the band!
I'm Joey Fatone.
I'm just three ducks in a man costume.
I'm not about to die for a cause I don't believe in.
I'm ready to ro o o ock!
I'm so hungry.
I'm sorry, Prime, but you're going to die.
I'm stepping down the ladder and...
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
I'm the robot!
I'm wealthy and successful. Fantastic!
I'm... I'm really capable.
I've broken our taboo about entering the forest...
If it will stop the devastation on my beloved Cuban people...
If my dad knew how important sex was to me, I would die.
If someone disrespects my girl, I'll skin him.
If they dies, we go get pizza.
If we go with a leopard print tank top...
If you don't get regular prostate exams
If you don't want a bat bitch slap...
If you leave your towels on the bathroom floor...
If you'll remember.
If you're a communist, maybe!
In fact, phone lines were jammed so badly...
In his security blanket.
In Korea, you could get a good blogging for five American dollars
In little squares.
In my pants.
In Stand By Me and in The Lost Boys...
In the evolutionary chain?
In the evolutionary chain?
In the Iditarod dogsled race...
In the upcoming fiscal year rules! Whoo!
In which to detonate our charges...
In your face, villains
Inspiring.
Is anyone there?
Is everyone ready for more of those hilarious bloopers?
Is going to do a guest spot on Enterprise...
Is he gonna do it again?
Is holding a public hearing...
Is Mom coming?
Is not being able to see those red warning flags.
Is that highway or city mileage?
Is the most valuable right of the American people.
Is there any other way I could pay for this?
Is there anything else we can do for you?
Isn't all fires and double homicides.
Isn't it gauche to wear brown after Labor Day?
It all started with the auditions...
It magically finds the lead car in the race, and it takes it out.
It really captures my metrosexuality.
It took me this long to realize that fame isn't what's important.
It was me.
It was probably you.
It, uh... it burns when I pee
It... confounds me.
It's a birth defect!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's always that "Wa wa wa" crap.
It's burning my eyes!
It's common courtesy.
It's completely harmless, Jerry.
It's finally over.
It's good friends and good health.
It's gross!
It's important that I do not move..
It's like some kind of feeding frenzy.
It's Mr. Muggs!
It's never in doubt!
It's over.
It's so hard when they leave. It's so hard.
It's the airline's wheel, and I can touch it if I want to.
It's the new me...
It's the safest way to travel.
It's The World's Most One sided Fistfights Caught on Film!
It's The World's Most One sided Fistfights Caught on Film!
It's time for our first performance of the evening.
It's time to check in now...
It's time to meet our judges.
It's time to use the blue tortoise shell, no?
It's what I do.
It's what I feared... prostate cancer.
It's... it's just... all right, all right.
It's... it's...
Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson's sister.
Jesus, no wonder you quit.
Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster.
Jonathan is really tasty.
Just act casual.
Just don't respect personal property.
Just kick the ball, you blockhead.
Just watch!
Just work it out
Justice never sleeps.
Keanu Reeves screen test, take one.
Keep it coming.
Keith, the enemy ships are falling back.
Khan!
Khan!
Kids, get your parents' permission.
Kids' parties, bar mitzvahs...
Kill that mother...
Killed the Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy, and even the Cinnamonkey.
Kind of like doing one big stadium tour instead of a bunch of stupid mall tours.
Kitty, my iPod's busted.
L... I am the night!
L.A. Woman...
Ladies and gentlemen, I gathered you here today...
Last week, America voted in record shattering numbers.
Left specific instructions to be carried out upon his death.
Let go of my hands!
Let me see you work it, work
Let me see you work it, work it
Let me see you work it, work it
Let me see.
Let me tell you something about Batman, OK?
Let me try that again.
Let's dance!
Let's get 'em!
Let's go back to your place
Let's hear from some of those pet owners.
Let's hear it for Boo Berry.
Let's see what's in store for our Surreal Life folks today.
Let's stow away in the Mach 5, for it goes so very fast...
Let's take a look at what The Surreal Life gang...
Let's warm up with some stretches first.
Liftoff. Liftoff.
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Like, he gave me hepatitis C.
Like... like, I can...
Linus! Linus! I can't!
Listen, I know someone's been in my underwear drawer.
Listen, I'm 62 years old. I'm just an actor.
Listen, uh, I don't mean to be nitpicky or anything...
Little Elian has been reunited with his family in Cuba.
Look at him! He was so friggin' fat.
Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm out.
Looks like I got some unfinished business with REO Speedwagon.
Lunch.
M. Night! In the pantry!
Man, my costume sucks.
Maneuvering in their bulky costumes
Mario, we're losing
Marker!
Marker!
Marmalade.
Matthew, time for dinner!
Maybe this time she means it.
Maybe you'd rather be with your whore.
Mayor McCheese! Mayor McCheese!
Meet my home girls, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne...
Meet the kite eating tree...
Megatron must be stopped!
Megatron was defeated...
Michael, wait. I can only use my turbo boost once per episode.
Missing link between the bugs and the humans!
Mmm, yeah.
Mother...
Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor! There have been allegations...
Mr. Muggs didn't choose skiing.
Mr. Muggs is leading the pack!
Mr. Muggs wins it!
Mr. T. Screen test, take one.
Mr. Wembley?
Mrs. McNally! Mrs. McNally, Darryl made a fart.
Muffin was born to ski.
My daddy says "I love you" with his belt.
My father may not approve of you though...
My friend Jimmy's dad bought him a new skateboard.
My God. Did you just get off the centrifuge trainer?
My good plates!
My mother ate sugar when she was pregnant with me.
My mother was so right about you being unreliable.
My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message.
My name is Joey Fatone.
My name is Melanie Fratello from Danbury, Connecticut...
My name is Tiffany Montgomery from Clifton, New Jersey...
My neck, my spine. Oh, no, not like this.
My wife will be home soon.
N'Sync? No, I killed REO Speedwagon.
Need a little help?
Never mess with a man's Roth I.R. A!
Never question him.
Next time on Real World...
Next time on The Surreal Life...
Next up is something I like to call "Bloopers in Space"!
Nice hair, Popeye!
Nice outfit.
No animal is immune from the tormenting cackle of the hyena.
No animal is immune from the tormenting cackle of the hyena.
No deal, Wimpy!
No more hamburgers for old Wimpy.
No race has higher stakes than this.
No, I just shot smack into both my eyeballs! Yow!
No, Luke. I am your father.
No, Mr. Hashanah. I expect you to eat this B.L. T!
No, no, don't retract! Don't retract!
No, not happening, brother.
No, they loves us.
No!
No! No!
No! No! No, no! No, no!
Nobody seems to understand how useful I am, you know?
None of my business? It isn't my business that...
Not just any race.
Not just on the outside, but on the inside, too.
Not since he was picked up in Tokyo...
Not so fast, fat one.
Not when you're paid like me.
Not with her brake lines cut, she won't!
Note to self...
Nothing could stop the Lettuce Head Kids.
Now drop this bass
Now I must introduce Badtz Maru to his god.
Now that guy is gaining. We're never gonna win the race.
Now we warn you again... with death!
Now you can give me presents.
Now you can rest.
Now, that sucks donkey dung.
Now, the hood mounted Gatling guns are quite deadly...
Now, the smokescreen generator...
Now, we transformers don't have organic internal organs...
Nuh uh. You're dead
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Of course it was the Hulk.
Of course, I don't really have any superpowers.
Of course!
Of our material obsessed existence...
Of sending all the racers down the hill at once.
Of seven strangers...
Of the death of a true British hero.
Of three U.S. District judges, y'all!
Of what you, your friends, and your family go through...
Officer, no! He never laid a paw on me.
Oh ho!
Oh, best friends forever!
Oh, bro!
Oh, Byron L. Dorgan! Oh, yeah!
Oh, Canada!
Oh, crap.
Oh, damn!
Oh, dear!
Oh, don't be. I fly all the time.
Oh, friends, remember me fondly...
Oh, he's kind of protective, huh?
Oh, hello, Mr. Johnson.
Oh, ho ho! Carrot stew... and princess, too.
Oh, ho ho. Did you see that?
Oh, holy [Bleep]. You make me wanna pee myself.
Oh, honey, your good suit is at the cleaners.
Oh, honey. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, honey. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, hush, Red. I'm blogging.
Oh, I don't know, I don't really have a type.
Oh, I don't know, pretty important, I guess.
Oh, I wonder how much it is to get back.
Oh, I've dealt with prejudice all my life...
Oh, it's like that?
Oh, Lord! Aah!
Oh, man, I wanna be red.
Oh, my brothers!
Oh, my face!
Oh, my face! You hit me in the eye!
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar!
Oh, my God! I'm on fire!
Oh, my God! Look at the time!
Oh, my God! What's happening?!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my sweet Baboo!
Oh, no
Oh, no, she didn't!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no. I no finished yet.
Oh, shake it, baby!
Oh, that was close.
Oh, that's it!
Oh, that's something of a myth.
Oh, the agony of defeat.
Oh, there goes Flopsy.
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to make this happen.
Oh, well, sorry for wasting your time.
Oh, will it hurt?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Man, I can't believe...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you put the heels... Oh, you got this garter...
Oh, you... oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Check out the fish nets! Oh, damn!
Oh! Don't get any blood on the new carpet!
Oh! Get off me. Ow.
Oh! Hold on a second.
Oh! Hold up! You shot me!
Oh! I want my sundae.
Oh! My hat
Oh! This minivan in front of us is killing me!
Oh.
Oh.
Ohh!
Ohh. I sure am hungry.
OK, got it. Got it.
OK, let's set some ground rules here..
OK, OK! I'll crack!
OK, OK. Don't look at them.
OK, uh, hailing frequencies are open.
OK, which one of you perverts was it?
OK?
OK.
OK. Do it.
OK. This is gonna hurt.
OK. Who just text messaged me that I'm a douchebag?
Omm...
On Battlestar Galactica had all sorts of problems...
On my plates. My good china plates.
On the ground! Spread your legs.
On the surface of a chunk of rock...
On their Star Search special.
On this date in 1992...
On your left ass cheek...
Once I get my body back and reverse the gypsy curse...
One time, this girl I knew had big boobs, and I respect that.
One week from today!"
One, two, three, four!
One's an Alien, the other's a Predator.
Only if God hates you.
Only one of these turtles is played by Corey Feldman.
Only the first half.
Ooh, Seven of Nine.
Ooh, there I go! I did it! Whoo whoo!
Ooh, what a sexy photo.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Look what I got here!
Ooh! Stix cereal!
Ooh! You got same tattoo!
Ooh. An honor student at the Fancher Elementary School
Oops!
Or midgets...
Or whatever the hell my origin is...
Or when we almost drowned during the great river raft race.
Ow, my boob!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! My knee!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! A little help?
Ow! Ow! Aah!
Ow! Ow! OK!
Ow! Why?
Ow. I'm telling my dad.
Oy!
Pack up. You and me are going on a vacation...
Part of being colorblind...
Past performances from zombies such as John Lennon...
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Picked to live in house...
Pidge, get off!
Pika, pi!
Pika, pika, Pikachu!
Pika, pika!
Pikachu. Pika, pika!
Pimp my Sister
Pizza delivery!
Please welcome Count Chocula.
Plumber! The door was open, so I... Wow!
Ponch. Ponch. Ponch. Go.
Poor Linus.
Pow! Pow!
Prepare to die.
Print.
Producers had to scramble to find a new male lead.
Put down the weapon.
Quit it!
Raow!
Ready for this?
Ready? Begin.
Reaganomics!
Reaganomics!
Realigning the planet... or something.
Reality TV has never been this honest, this brutal!
Relax, Wondergirl.
Remember Diff'rent Strokes?
Repeat. The president has been shot.
Rest, my friends.
Right away. Voltron Force, assemble!
Roadie?
Robin, law enforcement officers are the backbone of our society.
Rolling
Rondonondus marsipius, from the genus Emplyaeclaes.
Ryan, the zombies are going wild...
Say the line, Earl, or you get the gas.
Seacrest out.
Seacrest, out!
Seacrest, out.
Seacrest, out.
Second of all, you're too old for the training.
See ya!
Selling all this cocaine... sugar?
Selling's a dangerous business, Rabbit...
Serve us? You mean serve us for the main course?
Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served!
Shame on you. You've all forgotten...
She's gonna do it.
Shh! The big kids are talking.
Shock to the dome, put a block in a robot
Should we keep going?
Shyamamalanan family, meet our chef.
Sieg heil!
Since I'm *******, and you're Predator American.
Sir, I need your approval on these expansion plans
Sir, is that a made up number?
Six feet under in the grave with a robot
Six hour force on to get work like Heartbreak Ridge
Skiing chose Mr. Muggs.
Snout that big, it should know more than Einstein.
So he could be closer to his Cuban food supply.
So I was, like, raised *******, and family's very important to me.
So I'm the token black superhero, huh?
So if I stay perfectly still, it will be preferable to moving...
So o o oul
So was I...
So we're going with more of a cheetah pattern.
So, get your ass checked out before it's too late, turkeys!
So, hey, please remember...
So, how important is sex to you in a relationship?
So, I says, "Forget about me blue diamonds..
So, it was really nice meeting you.
So, what kind of guys do you usually date?
So, you told them the wrong time on purpose?
So, you're telling me...
So, you're telling me...
So, you're telling me...
So... single, huh?
Some king of the jungle.
Somebody better get me a cab 'cause I'm going...
Somebody remembered this movie and wrote a comedy sketch about it!
Someone's been a bad, bad boy!
Sometimes a john will want to do that with you...
Sometimes the biggest story is you!
Sometimes with my penis!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch! Ow!
Sorry for the little bump.
Soul, gimme your soul.
Spelling bee at the apollo
Squirtle, Squirtle! Squirt...
Squirtle, Squirtle! Squirtle, Squirtle!
Stay down!
Stay in school, kids.
Still rolling
Stop being such a wuss!
Stop right there, humans!
Stop!
Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!
Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children.
Stupid monkey.
Stupid monkey.
Stupid monkey.
Sugar.
Sure, I respect women.
Susan hails from Los Angeles..
Tacos rule.
Take my ham and cheesy goodness!
Talkin' 'bout bad for the kids!
Television too brutal to watch, yet you can't turn away.
Tetsuo
Than any other actor alive.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you all so much... ohh!
Thanks for curing cancer, Alice the Goon!
Thanks for listening.
Thanks to the American embargo.
Thanks.
Thanks. I can do this. I can do this.
That blockhead. Everyone's a blockhead
That doesn't blah blah blah!
That doesn't sound good.
That doesn't sound like God.
That I think can handle this race.
That is it!
That is it!
That is, smitten... by love.
That major metropolitan areas temporarily lost 911 service.
That stupid blanket.
That toilet's not going to unplug itself.
That was a good one.
That was great, guys. Let's take 5
That was just a movie, dude.
That was supposed to be a bitchin' firebird...
That was terrible.
That will burn up harmlessly in the earth's atmosphere.
That would change their lives forever.
That you've taken women to motel rooms..
That... That was a really weak twist.
That'll be all up in your grille.
That's a little too southeast Newark.
That's all the time we have today...
That's coming from the carrot patch!
That's exactly enough to get to Dallas.
That's for years of humiliation, bitch.
That's impossible!
That's it!
That's never been seen before!
That's not Kosher! Ugh!
That's not true!
That's not true!
That's right, Scully.
That's terrible!
That's where I come in. I'm Buffy.
That's...
That's... improbable.
The actor who played the power droid in Episode IV...
The actors playing those nasty Cylons...
The bags! Just grab the bags.
The band did what they could..
The band landed a steady gig with the Muppet Theater...
The band pinned their comeback hopes...
The band's woes weren't limited to financial trouble.
The bat signal.
The beloved cartoonist, movie maker, and hero to the American family...
The blue tortoise shell is Mario kart race's ultimate weapon.
The cannoli! Eh, lasagna!
The Chinese say they're going to land a man on the moon by the year 2020.
The copilot just won't stop touching my wheel.
The courts ruled that the band's drummer Animal be put down.
The Decepticons are using the dam below...
The drummer looks like an epileptic rag doll.
The end.
The fine citizens of this country...
The forty second I may someday need to use on you.
The great comedic voice of Benny Hill...
The great pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch...
The long journey of Elian Gonzales has finally come to a close.
The mongoose may be small...
The Muppet Show was a good gig while it lasted.
The next hot game show has just been imported from Japan.
The on air attack of Ed McMahon was the last straw.
The power!
The president has been shot.
The Prime Directive demands that you leave the premises.
The Prime Directive sucks.
The public would never know...
The Real World: Metropolis.
The results are in...
The scientific name for this beast would be...
The Stix rabbit made us sell the stuff!
The strike is precise and deadly.
The true meaning of fandom.
The true test of a warrior is to go it alone.
The unlocking of the human genome...
The yakuza!
The year is 1966, and Walt Disney is dead.
Their bones'll stay crunchy, even when soaked in blood!
Then later on, the Procedure Oversight Committee...
Then we gotta turn this puppy around...
There are forty two pressure points on the human body which result in death.
There certainly weren't any chinese in Hazzard County...
There you go.
There's a detour, Bo.
There's no time. Are you kidding me? No time!
There's no way I'm doing this.
There's nothing like a nice piece of bamboo...
There's nothing like some tasty bamboo...
There's only one way to stop a zombie.
There's soda in the green room...
There's too many of them!
There's, uh, nothing like a nice piece of bamboo...
Therefore, Congress is asking America...
These carrots are not mine...
They can call our special 800 number.
They hates Manny Mo.
They still haven't forgiven me for that stupid party.
They're afraid of the almighty uterus.
They're afraid of women.
They're gonna love you.
They're groovy!
They're watering.
They's our friend.
Think they'll ever go out again? Let's check back and ask them.
Think we can find someone to tame her?
This [Bleep] makes no sense at all!
This comeback is gonna be da bomb!
This has been a message..
This is actually my first time flying...
This is different from the time we got lost in France...
This is Flopsy's decision, not mine.
This is me, and this is Seth Green.
This is me, and this is Stalin.
This is room is scheduled.
This is the captain again. Well, folks...
This is the darkest sketch in television history!
This is the spot!
This is the true story...
This is unacceptable!
This is what happens to family values!
This is what happens to the pollen count!
This is what happens to the profits...
This is what happens to the world economy.
This is what happens to your brain on heroin.
This is what happens to your grades...
This is your brain.
This looks like a job for Superman!
This newer tax appropriations bill...
This one... $50.
This sucks.
This summer, get chillin' with the tefillin, Ross Hashanah!
This time I won't. Come on already!
This traffic is ridiculous.
Those carrots are for robot Thanksgiving.
Those policemen are pretty rude.
Throw away the law, no rhyme on his money spit
Thursdays at 8 P. M...
Till one of the dogs fell in love with Manny Mo.
Time for a desperation measure, team.
Times were good for Dr. Teeth and his Electric Mayhem.
To be a complete douchebag on national TV each week?
To be... ooh!
To bury what little they found of Linus...
To consider the nominations..
To determine the exact locations...
To find out what happens when people stop being polite...
To fly a crew of men to the asteroid...
To freedom!
To lead a dangerous suicide mission into outer space
To lead the meteor mission is Harrison Ford.
To stockpile energon cubes.
To volunteer my services to go blow up that meteor.
To vote on who goes into space.
To your friends...
Today marks the 13th anniversary...
Today, Electric Mayhem is no more
Together, we're more powerful than we ever were separately.
Together, we're stronger than we ever were solo.
Trash. Trash. Not mine. Garbage. Garbage. Not mine. Ooh! We'll take that.
Traveling 14,000 kilometers an hour...
Trouble at home?
Truly, the lemming is nature's retard.
Trust your instincts, fat one.
Trust your instincts. Corey Feldman.
Trust your instincts. Corey Feldman.
Try not to be such a douchebag.
Turn to the dark side and join me.
Turtle power, dude!
U.S. A! U. S...
U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A!
Ugh! I never have any idea what any adult says.
Ugh! People in this hellhole...
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh. Such a Retardicon.
Uh oh, I'm falling.
Uh oh!
Uh oh.
Uh oh. I didn't think...
Uh, folks, this is your captain speaking.
Uh, to Disneyland.
Uh, uh, robble, robble, robble, robble!
Uh, uh, uh...
Uh, we only brought you in here 'cause someone turned in your wallet
Uh, when... Crap!
Uh, yes, hi.
Uh, you want a band aid?
Uh... uh, I'm sorry.
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh! We're in the slowest lane!
Um, yeah.
Um...
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh! Aah!
Unh! Ay!
Unh! Unh!
Unlock the windows!
Up, up, and away!
Urk!
Use the hollow point bullets!
Using the whole fist, doc?
Very unlikely.
Wa waa wa wa wa waa. Wa waa waa.
Wait, and Friday the 13th was pretty good...
Wait, something's coming!
Wait! W wait! Wait! I have homework.
Wait! Wait, John! I'm stuck.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Walt Disney must feed!
Walt Disney's lust for the flesh of Cuban children...
Want a wish, get a vacuum robot
Was kept under control until one fateful day.
Was silenced forever.
Wasn't that great? And as an added twist...
Watch out for the icing.
Watch you work it, work it
We can swim! Ha ha ha!
We feel no pain.
We gonna pimp you out!
We got our hands on some footage from that classic sitcom...
We got to give you some prosti tude.
We gotta make a perfect three point landing...
We have no souls.
We have to take the one ring...
We just got served, team.
We just want to help!
We love it when our players score!
We must always remember the sacrifices made today...
We must helps them.
We need a cool theme song for this mission.
We need Voltron!
We needed the sugar...
We now return to Behind the Music Presents...
We now take you back to that somber day.
We raised $39!
We should take joy in our loves, not argue about them.
We start getting that mildew smell.
We warn you once, N'Sync!
We were really excited to participate...
We would not waste our bullets on a simple roadie.
We'll be dead soon.
We'll have sex with people for money and give it to you.
We'll just follow my snout!
We'll just follow my snout!
We're almost to the finish line, partner.
We're dealing with a sort of missing link...
We're dealing with a sort of missing link...
We're dealing with a sort of missing link...
We're doomed. We're doomed.
We're in big trouble, Starbuck.
We're just going through a little turbulence...
We're married.
We're married.
We're out of moves!
We're soaking wet from washing your car, Mr. Thrustbone.
We're such good friends...
Welcome back to First Date...
Welcome back to the Carousel of Tomorrow...
Welcome to another thrilling edition of Zombie Idol.
Welcome to The Surreal Life.
Well, I certainly hope tonight's performances...
Well, I, um, uh...
Well, I'm using it.
Well, it is scientifically possible...
Well, it's your baby, Douglas!
Well, Ron and I had to check out a suspicious meteor.
Well, that's just great, Steve
Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream...
Well, then, why did you let the pixie fairies on board?
Well, they might've wanted Tim Meadows...
What a great day for animal sports.
What a twist!
What a twist!
What a twist!
What a twist!
What are you? Zombies?
What did he say?
What did I just tell you?!
What did you just call me?
What do you need men for anyway, huh?
What is it... look at the size of it!
What kind of hijinks are going on backstage, Kristin?
What mad experiments took place under the Matterhorn that day.
What should we do?
What the [Bleep] am I saying?! No, I mean it!
What the...
What was a good...
What will that be like, do you think?
What you've just seen was a dramatization...
When David Duchovny announced he was leaving The X Files..
When the mongoose finally spots its target...
When the mongoose finally spots its target...
When you call them that. And they're off!
When you can't get your lines right..
When you poop last!
Whenever he runs into trouble, which he always does, mm hmm?
Where DeForest Kelley grabs Majel Barrett's chest.
Where every child is perfect in every way.
Where we look at humanity's march into the future.
Where we've already matched up some unlikely couples...
Where you get to decide the next speaker.
Where's the bunny?
Whew! Daddy's little princess has a wild streak
Who didn't use a miter joint on this Jack in the box? Ow!
Who didn't use a miter joint on this Jack in the box? Ow!
Who needs condoms?
Who poop last?
Who poop last? Mao! Mao!
Who Poop Last?!
Who prides himself on his trophy collection.
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who wants to get up in my sister's ass?
Who wants to pet this [Bleep]?
Who will accompany me on this mission.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Who's eating my carrots?
Who's traveled all the way from China to visit, um...
Whoa! That date didn't end well, did it, folks?
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoops! I just crapped myself.
Whose deaths will not be known outside of Cuba...
Why are you gonna front like a punk that's got that steel?
Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself.
Why didn't we bring a gun?!
Why you crossed the road?
Why, just imagine.
Why, just look at what everyone's lives would be like without you.
Why, sure, Billy. I'll tell you.
Why, think of a world without disease...
Wiggle your big toe.
Will allow the birth of perfect babies in the future.
Will be perfected, and society will be forever changed.
Will by filled by Aerosmith.
Will N'Sync be avenged?
Will result in a...
Will they have chemistry, or is this a case of science friction?
Winter Pet Games Downhill Skiing Competition.
Wipin' up your blood with the panties that I stole from the Benz
With 37 pounds of hash in his bag.
With my eyes closed. Heh. No problem.
With only fifty humans killed in the crossfire.
With our very own roving reporter Kristin Holt.
With strong Christian overtones won't save us this time.
With their new souls...
With their steady paycheck suddenly gone...
With your soul, we can finally free ourselves...
Without having to sit through all that Hollywood crap.
Without you. Without you.
Wondergirl? Huh. Wondergirl.
Work it out
Work it out
Work it out
Work it out
Work it out
Work it out
Wow, Justin's really changed, dude.
Wow!
Wow! It's just like old times.
Wow.
Wrong, your reservations are.
Yaaa hoo!
Yaaa...
Yaah!
Yahtzee!
Yay! I'm finally in Dallas.
Yeah, and it's gonna be better than Noah's.
Yeah, dawg. You did your thing.
Yeah, he must be French, because he's a peein'.
Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without sex.
Yeah, I kind of did.
Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.
Yeah, totally. He's kind of tough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here is sign up sheet.
Yeah, yeah. It's great.
Yeah, yeah. One more, one more.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
Yeah! Oh, you look just like my daughter's friends.
Yeah? OK
Yeah.
Yeah. Sorry about that, folks.
Yeah. Yeah, dawg. Yeah.
Yep, yep, come and get it, oh, yeah
Yep.
Yep. God hates freaks
Yes, I'm...
Yes!
Yes.
Yes. Yes!
Yo, come get a piece of my sister!
Yo, coming straight at you, we got an executive session...
Yo, man, my sister right in there.
You admit it! You unbelievable bastard!
You admit it! You unbelievable bastard.
You be good now.
You can burn in hell. I just want the ring.
You can get in on that fun...
You can tuck a weapon in there.
You can vote as many times as you like.
You can't enter that tournament without the proper skills, fat one.
You chicks are seriously paranoid.
You damn right, Scully!
You dat bitch stick your ass on the block tryin' to pay those bills
You didn't see anything! You got that?
You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?
You ever see a ho shop at The Gap?
You go fourteenth in line.
You got the posture of a lamp post, girl.
You got to pay if you want to play.
You gotta love being a stay at home dad.
You in Alabama, fool.
You just can't trust the Chinese.
You just got to spread your...
You kids stop. No fighting
You killed my band mates.
You killed my father!
You know I am only getting started, motherf...
You know what? I'm gonna build my own ark.
You know, being a TV reporter...
You know, I, uh...
You know, I'm sweet like that.
You know, Superman had a movie serial...
You know...
You like that, don't you, bitch?
You missed the kids.
You people are all insane.
You put that down!
You receive this gift basket from Omaha steaks.
You should let the great pumpkin eat you
You steppin', girl!
You steppin', girl!
You suck, you nerf herder!
You sure do...
You take that back!
You ugly son of a bitch.
You want million dollar?!
You want to control the sugar? Stop using and start selling.
You will have to step back just a few feet.
You will.
You win crazy smile face million dollar!
You win one million Mr. Mighty Joe dollar...
You won't be by my side?
You won't do it.
You wrong, girl!
You? I don't think so.
You'll launch the Batnet and take down those cops.
You're dead. You're dead.
You're dumb
You're going down, devil
You're more man than me, headless Ponch.
You're, um, you're a really nice person.
You've really gotta question the wisdom...
Your change, sir.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Get him off me!
Aah! Retract the line. Retract the line!
Actually... Really?
Again! Don't play me!
Again! Don't play me!
Ahh! Uhh!
Are you Susan? Yes. Nice to meet you.
Attack! Tubular!
Ba gawk! Bock.
Ba gawk! Bock.
Bad, bad boy! Ow! Ow!
Beat it, fat one. You wait!
Better form Voltron. Right!
Can anybody help this guy? Now's our chance, boys! Come on!
Do it! Oh, yeah! I'm snaking the drain!
Don't do it! You can do better!
Don't do that, dear boy. Why not?
Don't worry, Joey. We'll help you
Farewell. Thanks for your help.
Five chicks? I think I can... Ha ha ha ha!
Get him! Let's get him!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Headless pouch. Headless pouch.
Headless stick. Ha ha ha!
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Hyah!
Huhh! Ohh!
Hurray! Hurray!
Hyah! My spleen!
Hyah! Oof!
I hope you brought protection. Yeah. You are so hot.
I'll crinkle! I'll plop!
I'll do it Hawaiian style to you, sweetie. Yeah!
Just give me a little! He touched me inappropriately!
Kelso. Fez
No! Stop, sir! Aah!
Number one super guy! Number one super guy!
Oh, hi. Oh, hi!
Oh, no. Ha!
Ohh. Eww. Gross. Eww.
Ooh! Aah!
Ooh! What?
Ooh! Yeah, plunge it!
Ow! Ooh!
Pizza is radical! Master Splinter is way cool!
Pool guy! Come in!
Rabbit, you're out. R Really?
Radical! Awesome!
Right, Justin? Well, uh... all right.
Shut up! Ruff!
Soul! Soul! Soul!
Totally awesome! Totally awesome!
Voltron, represent! Voltron, represent!
Voltron! Voltron!
We're all having sex... together! Yeah!
Where the hell have you been? It's none of your business.
Who wants ice cream? We do, we do!
Why would you do that? Hurray! You're saved!
Yay! Yay!
You blew it, girl! Aw, hell, no!
You put that down! Get your hands off me!
You put that down! Get your hands off me.
...wide standing ramifications...
"Dear assfaces..."
"Yakuza invitational martial arts tournament...
[Bleep] you, Howard. I'm dying!
$20 in 1978 dollars is a lot.

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