Main Content
Sound Added to Your Favorites Soundboard

Log in or create an account to save your favorites, or they'll expire in 12 hours

Error Adding Sound
Error adding sound to your favorites.
Sound Reported
Sound reported and our moderators will review it shortly.
Error Reporting Sound
Error reporting sound. Please use the Contact page.
Home > Castlevania (2017) - Season 1
104 1,994
Castlevania (2017) - Season 1

Castlevania (2017) - Season 1

Castlevania is a critically acclaimed animated television series based on the popular video game franchise of the same name. The first season of Castlevania was released in 2017 and has since captivated audiences with its dark and thrilling storyline, stunning animation, and gripping performances.

Set in the fictional world of Wallachia during the Middle Ages, Castlevania follows the life of Dracula, a powerful vampire who seeks vengeance after his wife is unjustly accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake. Driven by grief and fury, Dracula unleashes an army of demons and creatures on the land, intending to wipe out humanity. Amidst this chaos, a group of heroes emerges to combat the forces of darkness and save the innocent.

The first season of Castlevania introduces us to a diverse cast of characters, each with their own motivations and backgrounds:

- Trevor Belmont, voiced by Richard Armitage: A disgraced monster hunter from the Belmont clan, known for their expertise in fighting supernatural creatures. Trevor becomes the last hope for humanity as he battles his own demons and confronts Dracula.

- Dracula, voiced by Graham McTavish: The enigmatic and powerful vampire lord who unleashes his wrath upon Wallachia. McTavish brings depth and complexity to the character, portraying Dracula's grief and pain, as well as his terrifying rage.

- Alucard, voiced by James Callis: The half-human, half-vampire son of Dracula, Alucard joins forces with Trevor Belmont in their quest to defeat Dracula and save humanity. Callis delivers a captivating performance, capturing Alucard's aloofness, strength, and inner turmoil.

- Sypha Belnades, voiced by Alejandra Reynoso: A powerful magician and speaker, Sypha becomes an integral part of Trevor's team. Reynoso's voice brings Sypha's determination and intelligence to life, making her a force to be reckoned with.

Together, this group of unlikely allies embarks on a dangerous journey to confront Dracula in his treacherous castle, filled with traps, monsters, and dark secrets. Along the way, they encounter various obstacles and adversaries, each presenting new challenges and revelations.

One of the notable aspects of Castlevania is its impeccable animation. Produced by Powerhouse Animation Studios, the series beautifully blends traditional hand-drawn animation with vivid colors and intricate details. The result is a visually stunning and immersive world that stays true to the gothic atmosphere of the original video game franchise.

Furthermore, Castlevania boasts a gripping and mature storyline, delving into themes of love, loss, redemption, and the human capacity for both darkness and heroism. The show explores the complexities of its characters' motivations and relationships, making them relatable and multidimensional.

If you are a fan of dark fantasy, epic battles, and rich storytelling, Castlevania (2017) is a series you don't want to miss. Its first season sets the stage for an epic conflict between good and evil, leaving viewers eagerly anticipating what lies ahead.

You can play and download the captivating sounds of Castlevania (2017) - Season 1 here, immersing yourself in the haunting melodies and atmospheric tracks that further enhance the viewing experience.

A Belmont? I thought your family had vanished.
A good doctor
A great hero who sleeps until he is needed,
A legend, probably.
A little more than one year ago,
A small one.
A story made up by heretics!
A tired little...
A vampire hunter and a magician.
A war for the soul of our people.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Absolutely nothing.
Ah, come on.
Ah, yes, we are quite protective of our ways.
Ah.
Ah. I wish Speakers wouldn't do that.
Ahh.
Ale! For Christ's sake!
All right, all right, but wanna see some coin from you now.
All the evil that hides here.
All the good little people dying horribly, all that.
Although battles are won and lost,
Although I fear there may be trouble ahead because of it.
Although my father once got into a fight with one.
Am I going to have to kill you?
An army...
And a lot less happy than you are...
And a naked man with blood and straw all over his peck?
And a scholar of magic.
And a scholar.
And all the stories say the man who lives here
And burned out of the ancestral home, then...
And convinced that the salvation of Gresit
And defeat my father.
And dying has never frightened me.
And everything you have ever been.
And garlic in superstitious fear?
And glass in shapes you've never seen, thin as paper.
And God
And have practitioners of magic knowledge in your tribes.
And He does not love you.
And he says, "Well, she fucks me, don't she?"
And he's not been waiting here for hundreds of years, have you?
And how do you know that?
And I do not get many visitors.
And I told you it was necessary to offer aid to the people.
And I told you,
And I'm here to be disciplined?
And I've never lost a fight to man nor fucking beast.
And in between, pikes forward.
And it had to come to this?
And it is the presence of men of God
And it's not the dying that frightens us.
And many thousands of people just as innocent as her
And no, I don't.
And now black magic is all over Wallachia.
And now Dracula is carrying out an execution order on the human race.
And now Dracula's hordes are abroad in the land.
And now I bring your death.
And now the headman says I have to pay the bastard money
And on top of that,
And once Targoviste has been made into a graveyard for my love,
And remove any marks you have made upon the land.
And see? The sun is up.
And so you know that just because we found a story in our past,
And that evil follows wherever you go.
And that's when you hit him.
And the church will blame you, and it'll start all over again.
And the matter of your excision from the church
And the one thing that justified humanity's stench upon this planet
And then Gresit will be secure.
And then I'll wipe all human life from the land of Wallachia.
And then you can come down here and get killed again. Deal?
And there can be no doubt now that she consorted with the devil.
And they'll do as I ask in His name.
And they're not even the worst.
And threatened us with doom in one year.
And we are all, in the end...
And what am I?
And what did you do in the face of that?
And what do you do?
And what makes you so sure?
And who's caught in the middle?
And whose fault is that?
And yet, here we are.
And you and yours were told to be out of Gresit by sunset.
And you haven't offered me a drink or even to take my coat.
And you offer for me to walk the earth like an ordinary peasant
And you were at Targoviste?
And you will either be gone or be dead.
And you will tell me why this thing has happened to my wife.
And you?
And you're here to wait for him?
And, I think, your restraint.
Any one of them could have stood up and said,
Anybody home?
Anyone can see that we are not responsible for what befalls Gresit.
Anyone else while I'm pouring?
Are good for Gresit,
Are the Speakers dead?
Are you all right?
Are you calling me a coward?
Are you in search of a mythical savior?
Are you Mr. Tepes?
Are you talking back to me?
Arges! Severin!
Arn, bring our friend some water.
As the Archbishop to Targoviste Cathedral.
Back to the far side of the square!
Banished, disowned,
Bastards.
Be better than them. Please!
Be kept simple, Mayor.
Because he went blind.
Because I'm the only man here who knows how to fight these things.
Because if we truly are the sort of people
Because it is what my mother would have wanted.
Because the locals are blaming you for the attacks.
Because we don't matter.
Because you want to daub chicken blood on peasants.
Before the night creatures conduct their next raid.
Before the sun goes down.
Belmont, no!
Belmont, you can't do this!
Better than fire, anyway
Bit of dried goat.
Bloody Gresit.
Brother.
But because you don't have your grandchild's body?
But he saved my life.
But I don't care.
But I won't let you commit genocide.
But I would be glad of your company on the way to our lodging.
But I'm excommunicated.
But now he sleep under the catacombs.
But now...
But that doesn't matter, does it?
But that's not what you're asking.
But the Belmonts fight monsters.
But the bishop's men come in the middle of the day.
But the only one here who isn't innocent...
But the ordinary people of Wallachia, they didn't get the choice.
But the Sleeping Warrior is still down here.
But they didn't want us.
But we love you.
But what am I supposed to do
But you came out of my aunt.
But you didn't answer my question.
But you were there for the burning of Dracula's wife. I heard all about that.
But you will still die.
But, if nothing else, we might show someone that,
But... [chuckles]
But... you don't.
By his logic, you have to die
By killing a defenseless woman.
By morning, no Speaker will defile these streets,
By your own country for the accident of your birth.
Celebrate the day you killed my wife.
Cheating people with boiled nettles and entrails.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on!
Come over the wall every night
Confess, and I'll make it quick.
Consider the story to be information from the future.
Cut him down!
Cyclops!
Dear God, please don't let the vampire's guts
Descriptions of the inside of Dracula's castle
Despite the crimes you've committed against my aides,
Despite the crimes your family has committed against God,
Did you have a destination in mind?
Did... did you climb on me?
Didn't think I'd manage it
Do I make myself clear?
Do this thing for me,
Do we not know his works to be illusion?
Do we not know the devil for a liar?
Do you care, Belmont?
Do you have a god to put a last prayer to, Belmont?
Do you know the whole story?
Do you know why?
Do you remember what we saw down there?
Do you think you can?
Do you think you can?
Do you understand?
Do you?
Does one run away when someone tells lies about them?
Don't be crazy. Leave now.
Don't bother this man or his people again.
Don't forget... spread the word.
Don't go walkabouts looking for people to give support to.
Don't hurt them! They don't understand!
Don't make me get my shovel.
Don't mistake me for a witch.
Don't need it. We got a tribe of Speakers in the city.
Dracula is abroad in the land.
Dracula!
Dracula's castle can appear anywhere, Sypha.
Dracula's monsters come at night,
Dress the girls like boys.
Drinks?
During the God willed punishment
Either someone left a statue of a Speaker down here, or...
Elder, we were worried about you.
Eleven, though I insist we be counted as 12.
Everybody out there already does that.
Everyone knows the Belmonts dealt in black magic.
Everyone with a pike or long weapon,
Everyone with a sword wipes their blades in the salt.
Everything you have
Evil.
Ew.
Exactly how much do you know about this, sir?
Excommunication came from a little higher up the ladder.
Excuse me?
Finally just rips through this place.
Find some more food, find some drink,
Fine.
For evil bastards to win power, all ordinary people have to do
For fighting vampires and demons.
For generations.
For me to tolerate human life!
For my knowledge,
For no more do I travel as a man.
For people you don't know?
For the aspersion?
For twenty years have I served you
For we are the righteous of Targoviste,
Four steps forward!
Fresh oil.
From hell!
From the baby eating freaks of nature who apparently raid Gresit every night.
From the guts of Hell itself!
Fucked within an inch of its life
Fucking a goat with mange?"
Fucking face down here!
Fucking right I hit him with a shovel!
Get drunk, eat some food, move on.
Get out in front with me.
Getting the good people of Gresit to commit murder for you.
Give your aid to the survivors when the night horde
Go forth into the country.
Go now
Go now and kill.
Go to all the cities of Wallachia:
Go to the nearest well, start drawing water.
Go.
God forbid you should warn anyone before emptying your fucking shit pots.
God is in all His churches.
God is not here.
God shits in my dinner once again.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Grab some people.
Granddaughter, then.
Gresit will be the last major city in Wallachia.
Gresit! Chilia! Enisara!
Ha! Reflexes like a cat.
Had I but time to burn out
Has fought and died through generations for this country.
Has not returned.
Has secret knowledge.
Have ever seen a priest draw a knife before.
Have some class.
Have we come down here to wake up the man who'll kill Dracula,
Haven't seen you before.
He died in the first horde attack.
He does not love us
He has an army of monsters.
He thinks I'm dead?
He was supposed to be myth,
He wasn't much wrong.
He went that way!
He wouldn't leave the city until he had your body.
He's a vampire.
He's determined to wipe out all human life wherever he finds it.
He's rude.
He's the one we've been waiting for.
Head south, hook up with another train.
Here we go.
Hey!
History is a living thing. Paper is dead.
Hit him with a shovel!
Hmm, what for?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold steady.
Honestly, I didn't, no.
House of Belmont, Family Belmont!
House of Belmont?
How did you divine that?
How exactly do you intend to help these people by killing Speakers?
How many are you?
However, I was met by some of the Christian priests.
Huh?
Huh.
Hush now, my angel.
I also know you gather hidden knowledge
I am Adrian Tepes.
I am from the Village of Lupu.
I am the Bishop of Gresit!
I am the Bishop of Gresit.
I am the elder of the Codrii Speakers.
I am Trevor Belmont of the House of Belmont,
I am Vlad Dracula Tepes,
I am Vlad Dracula Tepes,
I asked you a question... Do you care?
I been tending goats since I was four years old."
I believe in science, but...
I believe she's exhorting Satan not to take revenge on us,
I brought you here to answer some questions,
I came down to recover your remains so the Speakers would go to safety.
I came from shit.
I can hear you.
I can see you're carrying a blade.
I can still rip your throat out.
I can travel. This entire structure is a traveling machine.
I cannot begin to repay what I owe you.
I care about doing my family's work.
I care about saving human lives.
I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer.
I could slip and take your eye out.
I couldn't be there.
I didn't ask you to fight for me.
I didn't do that.
I didn't run away.
I do this last kindness in her name,
I don't care what they say.
I don't care! It's the elder's grandchild down there.
I don't care.
I don't care. You need to leave, and leave now.
I don't know any of you,
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what's down there, but it's not a messiah.
I don't know. I hope.
I don't know. Maybe it will just make me feel better.
I don't like your tone, Belmont.
I don't need it.
I don't think I'm allowed into churches.
I don't think it's a Belmont thing, either.
I don't think we can leave these people,
I don't think you answered my question.
I don't. Just one more drink and then I'll leave, all right?
I failed to find the Sleeper. I'm sorry!
I fear he's not long for this world, to be honest.
I fell down a hole.
I fight for myself.
I gave that up a long time ago.
I gave you one year to make your peace with your God.
I give you one year, Wallachians.
I give you one year, Wallachians.
I grieve with you,
I hate Speakers.
I have a gift for you.
I have done His bidding.
I hope you all bleed out.
I I'd never think to practice such things.
I know it's not your fault, but...
I know Speakers are nomadic tribes.
I know what it's like to be persecuted
I like stories.
I mean, I really, really don't like priests.
I met your grandfather.
I might have eaten some roasted garlic earlier.
I need a hunter and a scholar.
I need a priest,
I need help to save Wallachia...
I need to know more.
I realize you're trying to menacingly abduct me,
I refuse, however, to toil so hard for the soul of this city
I saw them with my own eyes.
I see
I serve no demon and I do no evil.
I suppose that's the ultimate goal for you priests,
I swear it just moved.
I think he'll come back.
I think I might like you.
I think the Speakers make the Sleeping Soldier ill.
I think they might pass us by.
I think we're deeper than I went before.
I think you know exactly whose fault that is
I thought I was your legendary savior.
I told you it was too soon to go outdoors.
I used to fight fucking vampires.
I very much doubt there's anyone down there.
I want it so they can only come towards us.
I want salt over here! As much as you can find!
I want them walled in when they hit the square.
I want to be a doctor.
I want to heal people.
I want to learn.
I warned you. You can't say I didn't warn you.
I was an aide to the archbishop.
I was sent away long before Dracula came to Targoviste
I was trying to snatch the stave out of your hand. How's your finger?
I was.
I will be the church.
I will incinerate you before your fangs touch that man's throat.
I won't let you do it.
I won't take joy in that woman being killed by the Church.
I wonder if the people of the great city of Gresit
I work within the light of God Himself, but you can see things I can't
I would have gotten blamed for that, too.
I'd climb a shit pipe in pursuit of breakfast.
I'd prefer something to drink.
I'll just go.
I'll leave you all to it.
I'll take it, thanks.
I'm a Belmont...
I'm a little out of practice.
I'm also aware that the Speakers
I'm armed,
I'm aware of the stories.
I'm here remembering her instead.
I'm here to save Gresit.
I'm just passing through.
I'm leaving now.
I'm leaving now.
I'm leaving, okay?
I'm out of practice.
I'm really not interested in superstition,
I'm Sypha Belnades.
I'm told they're closing on Gresit.
I'm Trevor fucking Belmont,
I've been asleep here in my private keep under Gresit for a year,
I've crossed the threshold of your home,
I've exhausted my other options,
I've known you two minutes,
I've made some small study of the chemical sciences myself, you know.
I've put them somewhere safe.
If I find your grandchild, will you leave this city before nightfall?
If I go and recover your kid's body, will you please leave?
If that is the condition of your recovering, then yes.
If the others will just do as he says when he tells us to do it,
If vanished is the polite way of saying exiled, hated,
If you can hear...
If you know Speakers, then you know we can't turn away from those in need.
If you leave now, we'll say no more about it.
If you loose an army of the night on Wallachia,
If you want to put it that way.
If you would love me as a man, then live as a man.
If you're really a Belmont and not some runt running around with a family crest,
Illusions and falsehoods hold no fear for us,
In a stone coffin?
In nomine Patris et Filii...
In Speaker history, there is an old story,
Is already down.
Is stand aside and keep quiet.
Is that something you can do?
Is that what you believe?
Is there a defense effort?
Is you.
Isn't there a head man in Gresit you could go to?
It doesn't mean it originated there.
It is appreciated.
It is not a Speaker thing.
It is not dying that frightens us.
It was lost when you and the rest of your scum moved in.
It was your bishop who brought all this down on us.
It will take me one year to summon an army
It's a local legend.
It's a trap for gullible Speakers
It's alive and working.
It's all about these old families, like the Belmonts,
It's just that I think I'm sobering up.
It's living without ever having done our best
It's never having stood up and fought for you.
It's not our way to just leave our dead unattended to!
It's not right what happened.
It's probably a booby trapped legend.
It's safer when we travel.
It's them. They're coming.
It's time for those of us who fight that war
It's your fault.
Jesus of Nazareth.
Just a cyclops waiting for people stupid enough to go looking.
Just one more tankard, eh?
Just you and me.
Kick him!
Kill everything you see.
Kill for my love!
Kill for the endless lifetime of hate before me.
Kill for the only true love I ever knew.
Kill him now!
Kill the bastard!
Kill them all.
Kill them! Quickly!
Killing a cyclops is the only way to restore a victim.
Killing you was the point.
Kiss you.
Know that dying is not absolute,
Known to the Wallachians as Alucard...
Last son of the Belmont family. Happy now?
Last son of the house of Belmont.
Last stop between me and starvation.
Last warning. This will get nasty.
Lays in you people being torn to pieces by a mob.
Let me..
Let's find out.
Let's go
Let's hope so.
Let's see how you do on your own.
Let's show you to your grandfather,
Lies? In your house of God?
Lightning.
Like the rest of the locals, for one thing.
Lisa from Lupu?
Lisa Tepes of Lupu was so far gone
Lisa Tepes was a woman of science,
Listen, just forget it.
Living as if cradled in the love of God.
Living through it was just a luxury.
Look, I don't like priests at the best of times.
Look, I'm carrying a short sword and a whip.
Look, if I enter the church and catch fire or something,
Look, we might have had the same father,
Many of us suffered a vision
May as well tell him the rest
Maybe I can teach you to like people again,
Maybe you can just tell me why you're here.
Maybe you should. The world is changing.
Mean that you are obliged to appear when summoned by the Church.
Memorize it, carry complete spoken histories with you.
Metal veins pumping hot liquid?
Mm, a bit.
Mm. You're welcome.
Mm... every last rat bastard one of you.
More ale for me and my cousin Kob!
My defenses were not for you.
My family committed no crime.
My family were the only people who could've fought Dracula and his army,
My family,
My family's always been on good terms with Speakers,
My father has to die.
My God.
My life's work is in His name.
My name is Lisa.
My.
Never met them.
Never thought I'd be so hungry
No caravans.
No doctors, no aid
No more.
No offense, but you are just a bishop
No one told me that.
No one's getting in, and no one's getting out.
No wonder He has abandoned you.
No, he's not.
No, I'm merely talking to you.
No, it all comes down to the families and the houses, doesn't it?
No, keep walking.
No, no... nonsense.
No, they didn't, and you know it.
No, you can sleep right here.
No! I am a Speaker
No! You're a Belmont!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. [grunts]
No. I am calling you defeated, Trevor Belmont.
No. I'm originally from Targoviste.
None had such a collection.
Not as such.
Not ask them.
Not fair
Not in their time of need!
Not just because it's a good thing to do,
Now!
Of a witch in our midst.
Of all the witches I've rooted out,
Of course we do
Oh, Christ.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, hell. I'm sorry.
Oh, hush.
Oh, I heard that one. The Sleeping Soldier.
Oh, never mind.
Oh, no, sir.
Oh, no! Oh, God!
Oh, now, that's a funny thing for a priest to be carrying
Oh, shit.
Oh, the... never mind, then.
Oh, yes, but keep it quiet.
Oh, yes. I arranged it, in fact.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh... my shirt.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. The Bishop took her.
Once we've done what needs to be done, the demons will leave us alone.
One cannot live without God...
One of us is missing, you see.
One of us went to look for him.
One who was properly ordained in a church.
One year I gave you,
One year,
One year!
One year.
Only because they are being misled by the Church.
Ooh, oh, whoa!
Ooh...
Oopf!
Or at least tolerate them,
Or being some muttering wise woman
Or did we come here to wake Dracula?
Or have you loaded yourself with silver, crosses,
Or perhaps there is something down there so important
Or stop putting them on sticks.
Our searches have been unsuccessful.
Over the top and into new lands of just snake fuckingly crazy,
Pack and go, and do not look back...
Perhaps I could help you relearn some manners.
Perhaps I'll say a prayer for her.
Perhaps. But we do.
Pick him up. Take him back to your church.
Pikemen!
Pikes! Up front, now!
Piter!
Please, stay with us for as long as you like.
Please. This isn't a bar fight.
Pretty sure they wouldn't do that just to deny me breakfast.
Pure.
Quite literally, in these days.
Really?
Really?
Really? Look, here's the money
Really. So, what are you running to?
Right across the eyes with a shovel.
Right out of the family bestiary.
Right. I'll come back later.
Ruin my good tunic.
Salt kills demons!
Say what you mean.
See if you can find some beer.
Seriously? I'm out of practice, but I'm stone cold sober.
Serves 'em right.
Serving God in His true house and all that.
Sh she'll be dead by now.
She called it all science, Mayor.
She even married him.
She said to me,
She said you were traveling.
She talked about you.
She was a witch!
She was good to me, your wife.
She who loved you humans and cared for your ills.
Shine so upon this great city.
Shit! You think they'll reach us?
Shit.
Shit.
Shut up.
Simple.
Sit in it, watch the show before I move on,
Six in front, six behind,
Slaves to great old families and their games.
Slaves to our families' wishes.
Slaves! That's what we are.
Slowly.
So did I.
So I can find somewhere to piss and somewhere else to sleep.
So I know you're a nomadic people who gather knowledge,
So I says how!
So I says to him, "You didn't think he was gonna go blind
So I will take from you
So there were devil engines in her house, Bishop?
So you can lead your monster friends back here?
So you said how, Bosha?
So you want to stay well out of my way.
So you're going to die for nothing?
So, go on, vampire,
So, I have to ask myself,
So, now I'm stupid?
So, what are your plans?
So, what happens now?
So, you think there's someone that can save the city asleep under it,
So, you're staying to die with the good people of Gresit,
Someone will get hurt.
Something to keep me warm while I find a tree to sleep under.
Son of Vlad Dracula Tepes.
Sorry. Can I get my ale?
Sounds weirdly convenient to me, if you know what I mean.
Speakers are tainted. You attract evil,
Speakers don't help.
Speakers live anywhere they deem right.
Start with me, and I'll start with you.
Stone eye cyclops.
Stone the fuck up.
Stop and notice you're dead.
Strange weeds and tools.
Stuck up bastards.
Sure. By the way, you're all going to die.
Swords!
Sypha, close the door behind them.
Sypha, he saved your life!
Sypha, walls
Take a good look at the sunrise, old man.
Take it and go.
Take your family and leave Wallachia tonight.
Targoviste is gone.
Tell her exactly how long you've been waiting down here.
Tell it to your floating vampire Jesus here.
Thank you for your kindness
Thanks to this man.
That brought the night hordes upon us?
That exactly fit descriptions written by my great grandfather.
That I believe compromised his ability
That is indeed one way of putting it.
That is why we are here.
That it is possible to hear stories from the future.
That it must be guarded by monsters.
That justified the practice of black magic!
That she just couldn't see that it was all given to her by Satan.
That the church itself brought Dracula's hordes down on the land.
That things from Hell should rise up to wipe us out.
That was rude.
That woman was the only reason on earth
That would have been your fault, too.
That you are threat to the common good,
That you have been corrupted by dealings with the supernatural,
That you mock God,
That's a Belmont crest.
That's a family crest. I know it.
That's a thief's knife.
That's fact.
That's how you want it? Listen.
That's no way for a man of the cloth to talk.
That's the church's doing. They need something to blame.
That's weird.
The Archbishop had certain... interests
The Archbishop would prefer that life in Wallachia
The Belmonts dealt with monsters.
The Belmonts fought creatures of the night, did they not?
The Belmonts fought monsters, son... so I'm told.

Viral
Funny