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House - Season 8 House - Season 8 is a gripping television show that aired from 2011 to 2012, captivating audiences with

House - Season 8

House - Season 8 is a gripping television show that aired from 2011 to 2012, captivating audiences with its intriguing plotlines and exceptional performances. The series follows the brilliant yet unconventional diagnostician, Dr. Gregory House, played by the incredibly talented Hugh Laurie, as he leads his team of experts in solving complex medical cases at Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

In Season 8, House's team undergoes significant changes, creating an enticing dynamic that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats. The stellar cast includes Jesse Spencer as Dr. Robert Chase, the skilled and loyal Australian doctor, and Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman, the authoritative and meticulous neurologist. Additionally, Peter Jacobson portrays the witty and cunning Dr. Chris Taub, while Charlyne Yi brings a fresh perspective to the team as Dr. Chi Park, a socially awkward yet brilliant young doctor.

As the season unfolds, House treads new territories and faces unexpected challenges. He finds himself dealing with personal demons and confronting the consequences of his past actions more than ever before. The character development and intricacies explored in Season 8 make it a standout season that delves into the depths of House's psyche, showcasing Laurie's unparalleled acting skills.

House - Season 8 is an emotional rollercoaster that brings forth both triumphs and heart-wrenching moments. It explores complex medical cases that push the boundaries of traditional diagnoses, making viewers ponder on the intricate nature of the human body and the limits of medical knowledge. Moreover, the show delves into ethical dilemmas, further blurring the line between right and wrong as the characters make difficult decisions in the pursuit of saving lives.

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A girl likes to know she's appreciated. Come here.
A girl likes to know she's appreciated. Come here.
A little more structure in your department couldn't hurt.
A little more structure in your department couldn't hurt.
A lot of people say, "I feel bad about it. " The other guy made a mistake...
A lot of people say, "I feel bad about it. " The other guy made a mistake...
A macho jerk who got a big wake up call courtesy of three drunks
A macho jerk who got a big wake up call courtesy of three drunks
A major injury of some kind?
A major injury of some kind?
Abdominal biopsy showed flattened villi. Looks like you were right about celiac.
Abdominal biopsy showed flattened villi. Looks like you were right about celiac.
About the testosterone injections.
About the testosterone injections.
Actually, I tried to trade them to a hooker for unspecified favors.
Actually, I tried to trade them to a hooker for unspecified favors.
Actually, you won't play along with my stupid games
Actually, you won't play along with my stupid games
Adams and I both thought the patient could have celiac,
Adams and I both thought the patient could have celiac,
Afraid you're gonna have to finish your nag later.
Afraid you're gonna have to finish your nag later.
After gambling' win, lose, everybody likes a little knish.
After gambling' win, lose, everybody likes a little knish.
All done. Okay.
All done. Okay.
All I'm doing is my job.
All I'm doing is my job.
All right. Ready, set, suture!
All right. Ready, set, suture!
Also she's paying me 30,000 bucks once we pass.
Also she's paying me 30,000 bucks once we pass.
Also, I want a team leader, someone to fill Foreman's old job.
Also, I want a team leader, someone to fill Foreman's old job.
Am I right?
Am I right?
Am I... Thank you.
Am I... Thank you.
Amy Grant?
Amy Grant?
And as their roles have changed,
And as their roles have changed,
And bickering session,
And bickering session,
And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than the boobs.
And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than the boobs.
And by coffee, I mean scotch.
And by coffee, I mean scotch.
And Diane wants him to talk to her about his fear, his disappointment.
And Diane wants him to talk to her about his fear, his disappointment.
And get a cranio spinal MRI to check for plaques associated with MS.
And get a cranio spinal MRI to check for plaques associated with MS.
And he has major symptoms of celiac without actually having celiac.
And he has major symptoms of celiac without actually having celiac.
And he's already got low testosterone.
And he's already got low testosterone.
And I forgot to put a gift in her suitcase.
And I forgot to put a gift in her suitcase.
And I never heard the end of that one.
And I never heard the end of that one.
And I seem to remember throwing out a bunch of
And I seem to remember throwing out a bunch of
And it, in turn, is a symptom
And it, in turn, is a symptom
And letting me be the man in this relationship for a change?
And letting me be the man in this relationship for a change?
And most guys out there are the same way.
And most guys out there are the same way.
And my parents need help with their mortgage.
And my parents need help with their mortgage.
And name Dominika's three brothers.
And name Dominika's three brothers.
And none of this?
And none of this?
And our investigators are gonna show up unannounced at 6:00 a.m., 11:00 at night,
And our investigators are gonna show up unannounced at 6:00 a.m., 11:00 at night,
And our patient's a true believer about the follies of masculinity.
And our patient's a true believer about the follies of masculinity.
And Phil wants Diane to trust him, that they'll get through this,
And Phil wants Diane to trust him, that they'll get through this,
And she could be on her way to living the dream
And she could be on her way to living the dream
And since you no longer have stones...
And since you no longer have stones...
And suddenly it's the last limited edition lightsaber at Comicon?
And suddenly it's the last limited edition lightsaber at Comicon?
And Taub's got the kids. He's pretty busy.
And Taub's got the kids. He's pretty busy.
And the testosterone?
And the testosterone?
And they better find the two of you sitting on the couch,
And they better find the two of you sitting on the couch,
And we're gonna inform your parole officer about evidence of fraud.
And we're gonna inform your parole officer about evidence of fraud.
And who can blame them? Who can...
And who can blame them? Who can...
And Why?
And Why?
And you Atlantic City.
And you Atlantic City.
And you know what that makes us?
And you know what that makes us?
And you never even asked me. The deal didn't blow up, they caved.
And you never even asked me. The deal didn't blow up, they caved.
And you will be on your way to permanent status.
And you will be on your way to permanent status.
And your mother, who may or may not be dead for all I know, misses you.
And your mother, who may or may not be dead for all I know, misses you.
And?
And?
Any time you want to jump in.
Any time you want to jump in.
Anyone in this room in a position to disprove that?
Anyone in this room in a position to disprove that?
Apparently, knishes sell like hotcakes.
Apparently, knishes sell like hotcakes.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you having side effects?
Are you having side effects?
Are you seriously angling for a job that you mocked as fake
Are you seriously angling for a job that you mocked as fake
Are you seriously busting my chops because I made one little move without you'?
Are you seriously busting my chops because I made one little move without you'?
Are you worried about that?
Are you worried about that?
As long as I keep my eyes closed, pretty good.
As long as I keep my eyes closed, pretty good.
As long as it's not Adams.
As long as it's not Adams.
As of an hour ago, I'm just seeing one of everything.
As of an hour ago, I'm just seeing one of everything.
Assuming they respond, you'll be fine.
Assuming they respond, you'll be fine.
At the risk of derailing this very productive photo shoot
At the risk of derailing this very productive photo shoot
At the same time he's in the hospital for a totally unrelated problem'?
At the same time he's in the hospital for a totally unrelated problem'?
At U. S. Citizenship and Immigration,
At U. S. Citizenship and Immigration,
Atonic bladder leads to incontinence.
Atonic bladder leads to incontinence.
Aww!
Aww!
Bar fight.
Bar fight.
Base, meaning foundational,
Base, meaning foundational,
Be at my office tomorrow at 10:00.
Be at my office tomorrow at 10:00.
Because he's only been on the antibiotics overnight.
Because he's only been on the antibiotics overnight.
Because I couldn't back down from an argument over football.
Because I couldn't back down from an argument over football.
Because you're no longer a man.
Because you're no longer a man.
Before that I did corporate coaching.
Before that I did corporate coaching.
Big hug, big man. It's cold out here'
Big hug, big man. It's cold out here'
Brain stem and cord are clean.
Brain stem and cord are clean.
But a judge might.
But a judge might.
But advances are being made.
But advances are being made.
But after what happened, a little bonding is a good thing.
But after what happened, a little bonding is a good thing.
But for the next six months, I'm gonna hold on to this file.
But for the next six months, I'm gonna hold on to this file.
But his lung function is at 60% and his liver is tanking.
But his lung function is at 60% and his liver is tanking.
But his vision got better.
But his vision got better.
But I'd like to do one more test.
But I'd like to do one more test.
But I'm not hoarse.
But I'm not hoarse.
But it felt real.
But it felt real.
But it turns out she doesn't accept zinc.
But it turns out she doesn't accept zinc.
But it's a timer. To remind me to pee before our meeting.
But it's a timer. To remind me to pee before our meeting.
But my marriage and my career,
But my marriage and my career,
But only she was willing to go out on a limb and run the test. I gave up.
But only she was willing to go out on a limb and run the test. I gave up.
But there's no way a broken wrist explains... Adams, come with me.
But there's no way a broken wrist explains... Adams, come with me.
But think of it as a catalyst
But think of it as a catalyst
But we don'! live on Sesame Street. We live in the real world,
But we don'! live on Sesame Street. We live in the real world,
But we don'! live on Sesame Street. We live in the real...
But we don'! live on Sesame Street. We live in the real...
But what if it was all just chemistry?
But what if it was all just chemistry?
But what."
But what."
But you're way too smart to fall for a blatant bribe like that.
But you're way too smart to fall for a blatant bribe like that.
But your marriage fell apart And that's why you haven't been living together.
But your marriage fell apart And that's why you haven't been living together.
But, ladies, if you're feeling frustrated, remember,
But, ladies, if you're feeling frustrated, remember,
By extension, you're also saying femininity is enlightened and rational.
By extension, you're also saying femininity is enlightened and rational.
Can I at least light the torch?
Can I at least light the torch?
Can it be that genius doctor is afraid to take on a silly government apparatchik?
Can it be that genius doctor is afraid to take on a silly government apparatchik?
Can we hurry this up'? I have a government to defraud at noon.
Can we hurry this up'? I have a government to defraud at noon.
Can we just get this over with?
Can we just get this over with?
Can you handle that, please?
Can you handle that, please?
Can't imagine the same advice works for both audiences.
Can't imagine the same advice works for both audiences.
Cardiac function and autonomic reflexes. All normal.
Cardiac function and autonomic reflexes. All normal.
Certainly worth trying.
Certainly worth trying.
Certified letters from Immigration.
Certified letters from Immigration.
Chase... You want to be a leader,
Chase... You want to be a leader,
Check it out.
Check it out.
Cheerio.
Cheerio.
Chronic hoarseness is a symptom of a condition called silent thyroiditis.
Chronic hoarseness is a symptom of a condition called silent thyroiditis.
Clot in his lung increases right ventricular afterload,
Clot in his lung increases right ventricular afterload,
Coffee and booze are artificial high. For me, high is in exercise.
Coffee and booze are artificial high. For me, high is in exercise.
Could be Whipple's.
Could be Whipple's.
Could've been triggered when his T got really low.
Could've been triggered when his T got really low.
Couldn't be. I don't think you're going home just yet.
Couldn't be. I don't think you're going home just yet.
D dimer came back normal. Rules out pulmonary embolism
D dimer came back normal. Rules out pulmonary embolism
Dance aerobics. Fun and good for the butt.
Dance aerobics. Fun and good for the butt.
Deal.
Deal.
Decent thought, though.
Decent thought, though.
Deep breath, stay very still.
Deep breath, stay very still.
Did anyone else get chills?
Did anyone else get chills?
Did it come after a physical overhaul?
Did it come after a physical overhaul?
Did those dudes bend your ball sack like Beckham?
Did those dudes bend your ball sack like Beckham?
Did you miss the recap? We treated for that, the liver tanked.
Did you miss the recap? We treated for that, the liver tanked.
Dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs.
Do a blood test to confirm, then start hormone replacement.
Do a blood test to confirm, then start hormone replacement.
Do it.
Do it.
Do the...
Do the...
Do you know Dr. and Mrs. House?
Do you know Dr. and Mrs. House?
Do you know what's wrong with me?
Do you know what's wrong with me?
Do you know what's wrong with me?
Do you know what's wrong with me?
Do you need a few minutes? I'd rather keep getting better.
Do you need a few minutes? I'd rather keep getting better.
Do you remember the last time she visited Vasyl?
Do you remember the last time she visited Vasyl?
Does Dominika still communicate with her high school friends?
Does Dominika still communicate with her high school friends?
Doesn't explain the double vision.
Doesn't explain the double vision.
Doesn't explain the incontinence.
Doesn't explain the incontinence.
Doesn't look meaningless on my resume.
Doesn't look meaningless on my resume.
Doesn't rule it out, just makes it unlikely.
Doesn't rule it out, just makes it unlikely.
Dominika gets her green card. What's in this for you?
Dominika gets her green card. What's in this for you?
Dominika.
Dominika.
Don't answer that. Way ahead of you.
Don't answer that. Way ahead of you.
Don't worry. lam much too smart to be falling in love with you.
Don't worry. lam much too smart to be falling in love with you.
Dr. Adams, would you mind?
Dr. Adams, would you mind?
Dr. and Mrs. Gregory House? Yeah
Dr. and Mrs. Gregory House? Yeah
Dr. Chase.
Dr. Chase.
Drink up. It's gonna be a long night.
Drink up. It's gonna be a long night.
Drinking scotch and driving muscle cars.
Drinking scotch and driving muscle cars.
Drops the blood flow to his brain.
Drops the blood flow to his brain.
Either way, could be a cerebral AVM.
Either way, could be a cerebral AVM.
Either you're done or you're walking in there without a lawyer.
Either you're done or you're walking in there without a lawyer.
ER checks out blood volume,
ER checks out blood volume,
ER did a head CT, no sign of AVM.
ER did a head CT, no sign of AVM.
Ergo, Dominika has one brother, and his name is Al.
Ergo, Dominika has one brother, and his name is Al.
Even your attempt to get your balls back lacks balls.
Even your attempt to get your balls back lacks balls.
Eventually PAS 3 attacked your thymus gland.
Eventually PAS 3 attacked your thymus gland.
Ever since Luba passed.
Ever since Luba passed.
Every Friday from Japanese florist,
Every Friday from Japanese florist,
Everybody was playing nice and in your world, nice doesn't solve cases.
Everybody was playing nice and in your world, nice doesn't solve cases.
Everything okay?
Everything okay?
Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.
Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.
Exactly. But you were, three years ago.
Exactly. But you were, three years ago.
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a minute?
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a minute?
Extra ocular muscle weakness leads to double vision,
Extra ocular muscle weakness leads to double vision,
Eye exam didn't offer anything conclusive.
Eye exam didn't offer anything conclusive.
Faster, clearer.
Faster, clearer.
Fedir is the brother she worries about the most,
Fedir is the brother she worries about the most,
Fine.
Fine.
For 12 years total,
For 12 years total,
For expecting us to
For expecting us to
From before I knew him.
From before I knew him.
From one of the neighbors. Neighbors?
From one of the neighbors. Neighbors?
Get the department running smoothly.
Get the department running smoothly.
Give him time.
Give him time.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go open a pottery studio.
Go open a pottery studio.
Go open a pottery studio.
Go open a pottery studio.
Good comparison, since both patients were tweaked on steroids.
Good comparison, since both patients were tweaked on steroids.
Good idea.
Good idea.
Good point.
Good point.
Great. Thanks for your help.
Great. Thanks for your help.
Great. Yeah.
Great. Yeah.
Guess you shifted with the market.
Guess you shifted with the market.
Guy got his nuts cracked three years ago. Don't need to look much further than that.
Guy got his nuts cracked three years ago. Don't need to look much further than that.
Handing out menus for a new Chinese place.
Handing out menus for a new Chinese place.
Hang HP...
Hang HP...
Have you been unsatisfied? No. No, it's just...
Have you been unsatisfied? No. No, it's just...
Have your underlings do an LP
Have your underlings do an LP
Haven't you been divorced three times?
Haven't you been divorced three times?
He also went off gluten and red meat.
He also went off gluten and red meat.
He could have a pulmonary embolism.
He could have a pulmonary embolism.
He should by all means continue yapping.
He should by all means continue yapping.
He underwent a spiritual overhaul three years ago.
He underwent a spiritual overhaul three years ago.
He's been back on gluten since he's been in the hospital.
He's been back on gluten since he's been in the hospital.
He's going against his baser instincts.
He's going against his baser instincts.
Hello, old chap.
Hello, old chap.
Help me move coffee table.
Help me move coffee table.
Hey, hon, I brought you a burger. Really?
Hey, hon, I brought you a burger. Really?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey' what are you doing? That's my door.
Hey' what are you doing? That's my door.
His breathing is stabilized,
His breathing is stabilized,
His change in diet has to be significant.
His change in diet has to be significant.
His voice, it's lower than it is now.
His voice, it's lower than it is now.
His wife.
His wife.
Honey, I'm home!
Honey, I'm home!
Honey, why do you do this to me? You know I'm watching my weight.
Honey, why do you do this to me? You know I'm watching my weight.
Hopefully after this dose,
Hopefully after this dose,
House has indicated that he considers me attractive.
House has indicated that he considers me attractive.
House is a dictator. Second in command is a meaningless position.
House is a dictator. Second in command is a meaningless position.
House is the head of the department.
House is the head of the department.
House specialty
House specialty
House, I know you like Dominika, you have fun with her, but you got caught.
House, I know you like Dominika, you have fun with her, but you got caught.
House, you survived prison.
House, you survived prison.
How about stepping aside
How about stepping aside
How are you feeling?
How are you feeling?
How can I help you?
How can I help you?
How is it you can retain every detail of our habits and personal lives
How is it you can retain every detail of our habits and personal lives
How long have you been doing seminars?
How long have you been doing seminars?
Hurry.
Hurry.
I asked the nurse for an extra pillow. That was half an hour ago.
I asked the nurse for an extra pillow. That was half an hour ago.
I asked you a question. I assume you know the answer.
I asked you a question. I assume you know the answer.
I declare open the games of the number one number two competition.
I declare open the games of the number one number two competition.
I didn't buy a word you said.
I didn't buy a word you said.
I don't know why I said that.
I don't know why I said that.
I don't sleep with married men.
I don't sleep with married men.
I don't think ifs such a bad idea.
I don't think ifs such a bad idea.
I drew a line in the sand and I won. We should be celebrating.
I drew a line in the sand and I won. We should be celebrating.
I feel confident, clear.
I feel confident, clear.
I feel surprisingly okay with that.
I feel surprisingly okay with that.
I find it hard to remember things I don't give a crap about.
I find it hard to remember things I don't give a crap about.
I get it. I won't play along with your stupid games,
I get it. I won't play along with your stupid games,
I guess he doesn't have MS.
I guess he doesn't have MS.
I have to get home before my fake wife gets real annoyed.
I have to get home before my fake wife gets real annoyed.
I hear it's good for the butt.
I hear it's good for the butt.
I hear it's good for the butt.
I hear it's good for the butt.
I hear Kiev is lovely at this time of year.
I hear Kiev is lovely at this time of year.
I know, but there's a hot girl jumping up and down in my living room, so...
I know, but there's a hot girl jumping up and down in my living room, so...
I know, it sounds like a phone,
I know, it sounds like a phone,
I love him.
I love him.
I made up this pun.
I made up this pun.
I mean, unless that's not your strength.
I mean, unless that's not your strength.
I never would have gone out with the guy in this video.
I never would have gone out with the guy in this video.
I realized I'd sacrificed my health
I realized I'd sacrificed my health
I really can't talk to you right now.
I really can't talk to you right now.
I remember. It was right after our half anniversary
I remember. It was right after our half anniversary
I said I think it's stupid, right?
I said I think it's stupid, right?
I said more, not most.
I said more, not most.
I see them almost every night.
I see them almost every night.
I seem to remember something about House hating coincidences.
I seem to remember something about House hating coincidences.
I start Ukrainian food truck business.
I start Ukrainian food truck business.
I still think it's myasthenia gravis plus celiac
I still think it's myasthenia gravis plus celiac
I still think it's myasthenia gravis.
I still think it's myasthenia gravis.
I thee wedded.
I thee wedded.
I think I peed myself.
I think I peed myself.
I think it's Lyme disease. One single disease named Lyme.
I think it's Lyme disease. One single disease named Lyme.
I think the whites of his eyes were yellow.
I think the whites of his eyes were yellow.
I tracked down a video from one of Joe's business coaching seminars
I tracked down a video from one of Joe's business coaching seminars
I want to stay with him, but if I cannot, please send me away and let him be free.
I want to stay with him, but if I cannot, please send me away and let him be free.
I was gonna go Dollywood, but I'm not sure I can pull off that wig.
I was gonna go Dollywood, but I'm not sure I can pull off that wig.
I was listening to my doctor.
I was listening to my doctor.
I was right.
I was right.
I was up last night, trying to find another angle, but I can't.
I was up last night, trying to find another angle, but I can't.
I was wondering if maybe we overlooked a symptom, or something.
I was wondering if maybe we overlooked a symptom, or something.
I went through this big life change, and it felt really meaningful,
I went through this big life change, and it felt really meaningful,
I will be needing extra shelf in bathroom.
I will be needing extra shelf in bathroom.
I will go tell Foreman about your promotion.
I will go tell Foreman about your promotion.
I wish. I still have a lot of med school debt.
I wish. I still have a lot of med school debt.
I wonder who that right person could be.
I wonder who that right person could be.
I would if it weren't redundant.
I would if it weren't redundant.
I would say more not interested than afraid but why quibble?
I would say more not interested than afraid but why quibble?
I'll get a copy made. You're an ex con. If you get caught
I'll get a copy made. You're an ex con. If you get caught
I'll split the 50 a week with you.
I'll split the 50 a week with you.
I'll take that risk
I'll take that risk
I'm a better man without it
I'm a better man without it
I'm assuming there's a connection.
I'm assuming there's a connection.
I'm fairly confident our patient's got sarcoidosis.
I'm fairly confident our patient's got sarcoidosis.
I'm gonna let you stay.
I'm gonna let you stay.
I'm guessing that explains the broken wrist in your medical history.
I'm guessing that explains the broken wrist in your medical history.
I'm guessing that your testosterone level is just below Bieber.
I'm guessing that your testosterone level is just below Bieber.
I'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise.
I'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise.
I'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise.
I'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm just gonna step out and get a corroborating interview
I'm just gonna step out and get a corroborating interview
I'm not just saying that because of how great your ass looks in those jeans.
I'm not just saying that because of how great your ass looks in those jeans.
I'm saying it's pointless to try...
I'm saying it's pointless to try...
I'm seeing double.
I'm seeing double.
I'm sorry, that was a little...
I'm sorry, that was a little...
I've got to get some work done.
I've got to get some work done.
Ideally without having to keep discussing feelings.
Ideally without having to keep discussing feelings.
If low testosterone means I can't get sick with something else,
If low testosterone means I can't get sick with something else,
If only there was a good reason for a professional speaker to be hoarse.
If only there was a good reason for a professional speaker to be hoarse.
If the competitor representing Australia would like to take a point deduction,
If the competitor representing Australia would like to take a point deduction,
If we're gonna go extinct, we're gonna do it
If we're gonna go extinct, we're gonna do it
If you aren't comfortable with that,
If you aren't comfortable with that,
If you don't think that's possible, you don't think relationships are possible.
If you don't think that's possible, you don't think relationships are possible.
If you need to leave, you should.
If you need to leave, you should.
If you're breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?
If you're breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?
If you're not a winner, you're a loser.
If you're not a winner, you're a loser.
If you're not a winner, you're a loser.
If you're not a winner, you're a loser.
If you're not using your office, I will.
If you're not using your office, I will.
In between those divorces, I was married,
In between those divorces, I was married,
In high school, they called me the Bookie Monster.
In high school, they called me the Bookie Monster.
In this country he's about as likely to get that as win Powerball.
In this country he's about as likely to get that as win Powerball.
Intestinal lymphoma?
Intestinal lymphoma?
Is dance aerobics even a thing?
Is dance aerobics even a thing?
Is Fedir the one who married Mykola?
Is Fedir the one who married Mykola?
Is he the guy behind There Once Was a Man From Kremenchuk?
Is he the guy behind There Once Was a Man From Kremenchuk?
Is it okay if I scratch my nose?
Is it okay if I scratch my nose?
Is it your hand? No, it's my eyes.
Is it your hand? No, it's my eyes.
Is that from the testosterone?
Is that from the testosterone?
It comes with a 50 buck a week raise.
It comes with a 50 buck a week raise.
It doesn't have to be meaningless at all.
It doesn't have to be meaningless at all.
It got you to re evaluate. Now you know what's important.
It got you to re evaluate. Now you know what's important.
It makes sense to have someone in there with a little more accountability.
It makes sense to have someone in there with a little more accountability.
It pains me even more to listen to it continue.
It pains me even more to listen to it continue.
It pains me to interrupt the collegial banter.
It pains me to interrupt the collegial banter.
It started in the thyroid, then,
It started in the thyroid, then,
It was fake,
It was fake,
It will make your life harder and more dangerous,
It will make your life harder and more dangerous,
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
It'll take him a while to adjust.
It'll take him a while to adjust.
It's a pillow. I mean, how hard can a pillow...
It's a pillow. I mean, how hard can a pillow...
It's a scary diagnosis,
It's a scary diagnosis,
It's also been linked to conditions such as osteoporosis and diabetes.
It's also been linked to conditions such as osteoporosis and diabetes.
It's good to finally have a decision.
It's good to finally have a decision.
It's making me feel different
It's making me feel different
It's middle of the day, I think everybody is at work.
It's middle of the day, I think everybody is at work.
It's no wonder that you think women are so great.
It's no wonder that you think women are so great.
It's not a brain tumor or we would've seen it on the scans.
It's not a brain tumor or we would've seen it on the scans.
It's not a good point. It's a decent point.
It's not a good point. It's a decent point.
It's not a plumbing problem. Means it's probably neurological.
It's not a plumbing problem. Means it's probably neurological.
It's not a plumbing problem. Means it's probably neurological.
It's not a plumbing problem. Means it's probably neurological.
It's not our fault.
It's not our fault.
It's okay. I get it.
It's okay. I get it.
It's only fair that a woman should hold the other position of authority.
It's only fair that a woman should hold the other position of authority.
It's that kind of leadership that's putting you at the head of the pack.
It's that kind of leadership that's putting you at the head of the pack.
It's the way we should all be. Guys just aren't capable of it.
It's the way we should all be. Guys just aren't capable of it.
It's true.
It's true.
It's usually me that initiates things.
It's usually me that initiates things.
Its only flaw is that it's impossible.
Its only flaw is that it's impossible.
Jaundice.
Jaundice.
Je déclare ouvert...
Je déclare ouvert...
Joe, you say it in your seminars. Process matters just as much as results.
Joe, you say it in your seminars. Process matters just as much as results.
Joe!
Joe!
Joe. Joe.
Joe. Joe.
Joe's basically going through puberty.
Joe's basically going through puberty.
Just got a call from our lawyer.
Just got a call from our lawyer.
Just need you to turn around.
Just need you to turn around.
Just pick it up
Just pick it up
Just seems like ii should go to someone with more seniority.
Just seems like ii should go to someone with more seniority.
Just tell House to drop the whole team leader thing.
Just tell House to drop the whole team leader thing.
Just until I realized our patient has
Just until I realized our patient has
Just, I got so angry.
Just, I got so angry.
Kicked in the nuts is kicked in the nuts.
Kicked in the nuts is kicked in the nuts.
Kind of amped.
Kind of amped.
Lab results.
Lab results.
Let's do some winter shots.
Let's do some winter shots.
Let's get back to Phil and Diane.
Let's get back to Phil and Diane.
Let's go see if House is back.
Let's go see if House is back.
Like modern fairy tale.
Like modern fairy tale.
Listen to me, I'm being a jerk.
Listen to me, I'm being a jerk.
Liver function tests confirm his enzymes are totally out of whack.
Liver function tests confirm his enzymes are totally out of whack.
Look, look, I get that it's your job to act like there's a case here, but shut up.
Look, look, I get that it's your job to act like there's a case here, but shut up.
Looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position.
Looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position.
Looks like you guys were right about... We'll be right back.
Looks like you guys were right about... We'll be right back.
Loss of testosterone could have been a factor.
Loss of testosterone could have been a factor.
Lovely couple.
Lovely couple.
Low testosterone can cause depression and problems sleeping.
Low testosterone can cause depression and problems sleeping.
Low testosterone explains all your symptoms.
Low testosterone explains all your symptoms.
Lowers testosterone levels in men.
Lowers testosterone levels in men.
Lyme disease it is. Start the patient on antibiotics.
Lyme disease it is. Start the patient on antibiotics.
Make you an offer that cannot be refused.
Make you an offer that cannot be refused.
Makes perfect sense if you're the patient, and pantywaist is the symptom.
Makes perfect sense if you're the patient, and pantywaist is the symptom.
Maybe because it become real.
Maybe because it become real.
Maybe if you weren't all nag and no shag...
Maybe if you weren't all nag and no shag...
Maybe it could work better if we appreciate each other.
Maybe it could work better if we appreciate each other.
Maybe the testicular damage set the stage for something worse.
Maybe the testicular damage set the stage for something worse.
Maybe we have not lived together all these months...
Maybe we have not lived together all these months...
Meaning things we're biologically programmed to do.
Meaning things we're biologically programmed to do.
Meaning you or Taub
Meaning you or Taub
Meaning you.
Meaning you.
Meeting Marlene was the final piece in the puzzle.
Meeting Marlene was the final piece in the puzzle.
More demanding of us, their partners.
More demanding of us, their partners.
More like myself.
More like myself.
Morocco. Denver.
Morocco. Denver.
Move.
Move.
Moved on to the gut. TAUB: Where it caused celiac disease,
Moved on to the gut. TAUB: Where it caused celiac disease,
Moving from gland to gland.
Moving from gland to gland.
Mrs. House, I have to advise you not to continue.
Mrs. House, I have to advise you not to continue.
Multiple sclerosis causes incontinence and progresses faster in men with low T.
Multiple sclerosis causes incontinence and progresses faster in men with low T.
My husband.
My husband.
Mykola is Dominika's uncle.
Mykola is Dominika's uncle.
Nate Weinmann, U.S. Immigration.
Nate Weinmann, U.S. Immigration.
Need my apartment key back.
Need my apartment key back.
Never in, never lose.
Never in, never lose.
No big. House.
No big. House.
No husband would pay that much attention to his wife's friend dramas.
No husband would pay that much attention to his wife's friend dramas.
No one candidate has prevailed.
No one candidate has prevailed.
No sign of parenchymal lung abnormalities,
No sign of parenchymal lung abnormalities,
No, I feel great.
No, I feel great.
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
No, no, July.
No, no, July.
No.
No.
No. But this past week, we have a lot of fun,
No. But this past week, we have a lot of fun,
Nobody needs us to cut down trees to build shelter.
Nobody needs us to cut down trees to build shelter.
Nobody needs us to hunt wild animals for food.
Nobody needs us to hunt wild animals for food.
Non fraudulently,
Non fraudulently,
Not because he wants us to turn on each other.
Not because he wants us to turn on each other.
Not your exact words, but am I wrong?
Not your exact words, but am I wrong?
Nothing that the Golden Girls couldn't have handled in 23 hilarious minutes.
Nothing that the Golden Girls couldn't have handled in 23 hilarious minutes.
Now I get all the credit.
Now I get all the credit.
Now you're in here watching a motivational speech.
Now you're in here watching a motivational speech.
Now, I am hereby searching for a number two.
Now, I am hereby searching for a number two.
Of a government bureaucracy.
Of a government bureaucracy.
Of course. They've been my neighbors about two years now.
Of course. They've been my neighbors about two years now.
Of Polyglandular Autoimmune syndrome, type 3.
Of Polyglandular Autoimmune syndrome, type 3.
Okay.
Okay.
On corner of Edison and Conway. There's just one more thing.
On corner of Edison and Conway. There's just one more thing.
On three. One, two, three.
On three. One, two, three.
On top of all the meds you'll be taking.
On top of all the meds you'll be taking.
One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides.
One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides.
One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides.
One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides.
One of those points is not absurd.
One of those points is not absurd.
Ooh, little one. He'd be a good pick.
Ooh, little one. He'd be a good pick.
Or a blatant flaunting of cleavage like those.
Or a blatant flaunting of cleavage like those.
Or at least, go to a much lower dose.
Or at least, go to a much lower dose.
Or because he doesn't have Lyme disease.
Or because he doesn't have Lyme disease.
Or both of you will be sent to places far less pleasant than New Jersey.
Or both of you will be sent to places far less pleasant than New Jersey.
Or it would've, if you weren't on a gluten free diet.
Or it would've, if you weren't on a gluten free diet.
Or maybe it's helped me finally grow up.
Or maybe it's helped me finally grow up.
Or Park, for obvious reasons.
Or Park, for obvious reasons.
Our green card interview is in four days.
Our green card interview is in four days.
Our patient makes a living telling men to behave more like women.
Our patient makes a living telling men to behave more like women.
Over the past week, you have all had good moments and bad'
Over the past week, you have all had good moments and bad'
Over time, your personal physician may reduce it a little.
Over time, your personal physician may reduce it a little.
PAS 3 attacks the body's own endocrine system,
PAS 3 attacks the body's own endocrine system,
Patient lacks major risk factors for a PE.
Patient lacks major risk factors for a PE.
Patient's having trouble breathing.
Patient's having trouble breathing.
People generally listen with their ears, leaving their eyes free to wander.
People generally listen with their ears, leaving their eyes free to wander.
Periventricular and subcortical white matter are clean.
Periventricular and subcortical white matter are clean.
Perjuring yourself to Homeland Security, you'll end up back in jail.
Perjuring yourself to Homeland Security, you'll end up back in jail.
Phil's been having a hard time finding work,
Phil's been having a hard time finding work,
Please, I am begging, do not send him back to jail.
Please, I am begging, do not send him back to jail.
Pop quiz.
Pop quiz.
Probably helped along by your low testosterone,
Probably helped along by your low testosterone,
Probably.
Probably.
Quite the display of initiative and leadership.
Quite the display of initiative and leadership.
Really good, actually. I've got energy,
Really good, actually. I've got energy,
Really, I'm just excited for the wheelchair race.
Really, I'm just excited for the wheelchair race.
Right, having kids has neutered me
Right, having kids has neutered me
Right?
Right?
Same drive you took advantage of
Same drive you took advantage of
Several drugs approved just this year.
Several drugs approved just this year.
She changed my career, my diet.
She changed my career, my diet.
She gave me a whole new direction in life.
She gave me a whole new direction in life.
She sees the whole thing as an opportunity to remake the department in her image.
She sees the whole thing as an opportunity to remake the department in her image.
She'll be deported. Permanently.
She'll be deported. Permanently.
Shouldn't outweigh all other evidence. Photos, utility bills...
Shouldn't outweigh all other evidence. Photos, utility bills...
Silent thyroiditis comes and goes.
Silent thyroiditis comes and goes.
Simpson traded this in exchange for me helping out on some of my days off.
Simpson traded this in exchange for me helping out on some of my days off.
Since the 1960s, women's roles have shifted radically.
Since the 1960s, women's roles have shifted radically.
Smile. It's your honeymoon.
Smile. It's your honeymoon.
Smooth.
Smooth.
So are you going for this team leader thing?
So are you going for this team leader thing?
So have women.
So have women.
So his hose just happens to spring a leak
So his hose just happens to spring a leak
So I jumped off the roof of her house. Broke my ankle.
So I jumped off the roof of her house. Broke my ankle.
So I'm no longer a man. Clever.
So I'm no longer a man. Clever.
So if these proteins are in my spinal fluid, that means I have MS.
So if these proteins are in my spinal fluid, that means I have MS.
So much for celiac.
So much for celiac.
So much for myasthenia gravis.
So much for myasthenia gravis.
So nobody cares about the job until I apply
So nobody cares about the job until I apply
So now we embark upon a contest of medical strength,
So now we embark upon a contest of medical strength,
So you're saying masculinity is ingrained and irrational.
So you're saying masculinity is ingrained and irrational.
So your theory is that he has two unrelated diseases.
So your theory is that he has two unrelated diseases.
So, am I gonna be okay?
So, am I gonna be okay?
So, don't do that.
So, don't do that.
So, everything looks good in here.
So, everything looks good in here.
So, I could kind of use the money.
So, I could kind of use the money.
So, I think we should talk to Leading Lights about seminars and DVDs.
So, I think we should talk to Leading Lights about seminars and DVDs.
So, unless anybody has anything else to add...
So, unless anybody has anything else to add...
So, what causes double vision on top of all the other symptoms?
So, what causes double vision on top of all the other symptoms?
Some male lizards do push ups to attract mates.
Some male lizards do push ups to attract mates.
Someone does win Powerball. Every week.
Someone does win Powerball. Every week.
Something bothering you?
Something bothering you?
Something's wrong.
Something's wrong.
Something's wrong.
Something's wrong.
Sometimes I think maybe you aren't that attracted to me.
Sometimes I think maybe you aren't that attracted to me.
Sorry, things can get pretty hectic.
Sorry, things can get pretty hectic.
Sorry, this was the closest we could find to the cold, soulless offices
Sorry, this was the closest we could find to the cold, soulless offices
Stamina and skill.
Stamina and skill.
Start the patient on MG and plasmapheresis.
Start the patient on MG and plasmapheresis.
Still clever, though. Studies have shown that raising kids
Still clever, though. Studies have shown that raising kids
Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine...
Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine...
Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine...
Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine...
Surprised you didn't throw psych symptoms into the differential.
Surprised you didn't throw psych symptoms into the differential.
T time.
T time.
Tear each other to pieces, then you swoop in with the save.
Tear each other to pieces, then you swoop in with the save.
Tell Immigration you were in love with Dominika,
Tell Immigration you were in love with Dominika,
Tell my team to skip the biopsy and give the antibiotics more time.
Tell my team to skip the biopsy and give the antibiotics more time.
Testosterone can give you a shorter temper even when you're not sick.
Testosterone can give you a shorter temper even when you're not sick.
Testosterone does tend to perk you up.
Testosterone does tend to perk you up.
Tests confirmed House was right.
Tests confirmed House was right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That all the other documentation should just be thrown out.
That all the other documentation should just be thrown out.
That kind of thinking is what makes you...
That kind of thinking is what makes you...
That would've kicked his celiac into gear, causing the liver problems.
That would've kicked his celiac into gear, causing the liver problems.
That'd be troubling if there was the slightest chance that we'd get caught.
That'd be troubling if there was the slightest chance that we'd get caught.
That's impressive. You said that whole thing without once moving your lips.
That's impressive. You said that whole thing without once moving your lips.
That's just ii.
That's just ii.
That's the kind of lapse that could take you out of the running for team leader
That's the kind of lapse that could take you out of the running for team leader
That's the only way it'll go away.
That's the only way it'll go away.
That's why Dr. House ordered an MRI as well.
That's why Dr. House ordered an MRI as well.
The best you can hope for is that you don't go back to jail.
The best you can hope for is that you don't go back to jail.
The business world.
The business world.
The liver problems could be a sign of celiac.
The liver problems could be a sign of celiac.
The low testosterone is off the table as a symptom.
The low testosterone is off the table as a symptom.
The marriage counseling, just the past couple of years.
The marriage counseling, just the past couple of years.
The more involved you are, the lower it gets.
The more involved you are, the lower it gets.
The ones you're not moving.
The ones you're not moving.
The patient went to Puerto Rico a few months ago.
The patient went to Puerto Rico a few months ago.
The patient's philosophy makes perfect sense.
The patient's philosophy makes perfect sense.
The patient's shown zero improvement.
The patient's shown zero improvement.
The patient's talking about compromise.
The patient's talking about compromise.
The proteins may indicate MS. There's no one definitive test.
The proteins may indicate MS. There's no one definitive test.
The right answer is the wrong answer.
The right answer is the wrong answer.
The right person could turn it into something,
The right person could turn it into something,
The testimony of one angry, near sighted neighbor
The testimony of one angry, near sighted neighbor
The whole time I had it? I don't want the job.
The whole time I had it? I don't want the job.
Then I go to plan B.
Then I go to plan B.
Then I think I'm done.
Then I think I'm done.
Then maybe you stop eating cheese in front of open fridge in middle of the night.
Then maybe you stop eating cheese in front of open fridge in middle of the night.
Then punch me in the junk right now.
Then punch me in the junk right now.
Then you started eating gluten, which only made things worse.
Then you started eating gluten, which only made things worse.
There is no pack. She's the only applicant.
There is no pack. She's the only applicant.
There's a simple explanation.
There's a simple explanation.
There's no getting out of this.
There's no getting out of this.
There's nothing cynical about my husband. He and I...
There's nothing cynical about my husband. He and I...
There's nothing wrong with me using my strengths to my advantage.
There's nothing wrong with me using my strengths to my advantage.
There's something wrong with your liver.
There's something wrong with your liver.
These are such pretty flowers you buy for me.
These are such pretty flowers you buy for me.
They come to the apartment. They ask questions about marriage,
They come to the apartment. They ask questions about marriage,
They did push ups until they died.
They did push ups until they died.
They need us to evolve.
They need us to evolve.
They seem always to be together.
They seem always to be together.
They should go away with replacement therapy.
They should go away with replacement therapy.
They're both built on me being somebody else.
They're both built on me being somebody else.
They're ready for us.
They're ready for us.
This guy's just playing to his audience.
This guy's just playing to his audience.
This is anaesthetic.
This is anaesthetic.
This is Dr. House. He has a theory.
This is Dr. House. He has a theory.
This is incredibly relevant.
This is incredibly relevant.
This is Taras Shevchenko, the greatest Ukrainian poet.
This is Taras Shevchenko, the greatest Ukrainian poet.
This is what House wants. Wind us up and watch us fight over an empty title.
This is what House wants. Wind us up and watch us fight over an empty title.
This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
This man and I, did we marry for love?
This man and I, did we marry for love?
This man.
This man.
This spiritual overhaul.
This spiritual overhaul.
This'll be great.
This'll be great.
Those guys kicked your guys hard enough to do lasting damage.
Those guys kicked your guys hard enough to do lasting damage.
Those morons did me the biggest favor of my life.
Those morons did me the biggest favor of my life.
Though in fairness, the boobs were really, really helping.
Though in fairness, the boobs were really, really helping.
Three years ago. The bar fight.
Three years ago. The bar fight.
Thyroid eye disease in conjunction with Graves.
Thyroid eye disease in conjunction with Graves.
Thyroid level's normal.
Thyroid level's normal.
To be honest, at the moment I'm feeling a little more worried
To be honest, at the moment I'm feeling a little more worried
To catch up.
To catch up.
To deny vulnerability, not embrace it.
To deny vulnerability, not embrace it.
To get Chase to carry a box of files down to your car yesterday.
To get Chase to carry a box of files down to your car yesterday.
To remake yourselves into a convincing married couple.
To remake yourselves into a convincing married couple.
Treatment is ivermectin.
Treatment is ivermectin.
Uh... Let me see. That would be August?
Uh... Let me see. That would be August?
Unfortunately' that doesn't explain any of his symptoms.
Unfortunately' that doesn't explain any of his symptoms.
Unless the rest of you nut up and give her...
Unless the rest of you nut up and give her...
USCIS will be denying Ms. Patrova's green card application.
USCIS will be denying Ms. Patrova's green card application.
Vacations, family history, what side of the bed each sleep on.
Vacations, family history, what side of the bed each sleep on.
Vasyly, yes, Oksana, no. Not since she kissed Paulo.
Vasyly, yes, Oksana, no. Not since she kissed Paulo.
Volodymyr, Oleksiy and...
Volodymyr, Oleksiy and...
Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait.
Waiting on my fraud interview with my wife and my attorney.
Waiting on my fraud interview with my wife and my attorney.
Wardrobe change.
Wardrobe change.
Watching NCIS, eating ice cream from the same spoon.
Watching NCIS, eating ice cream from the same spoon.
Way to stay on point.
Way to stay on point.
We acknowledge the neighbor thing was a mistake, but that doesn't mean
We acknowledge the neighbor thing was a mistake, but that doesn't mean
We don't need any more structure. It's not like we had a near fatal stabbing.
We don't need any more structure. It's not like we had a near fatal stabbing.
We give that to someone with liver problems, he could have seizures, or worse.
We give that to someone with liver problems, he could have seizures, or worse.
We just need to do an intestinal biopsy to confirm.
We just need to do an intestinal biopsy to confirm.
We need an ambulance.
We need an ambulance.
We should do a pulmonary angiogram.
We should do a pulmonary angiogram.
We should let him choose whoever he wants and move on.
We should let him choose whoever he wants and move on.
We still have ideas, we still argue.
We still have ideas, we still argue.
We talked about this. We decided it wasn't worth potentially blowing the deal.
We talked about this. We decided it wasn't worth potentially blowing the deal.
We were raised to be strong, not emotional,
We were raised to be strong, not emotional,
We were right. I proved it and the patient didn't bleed out
We were right. I proved it and the patient didn't bleed out
We'll be using a basic alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier.
We'll be using a basic alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier.
We'll need to know exactly how you changed your diet and when.
We'll need to know exactly how you changed your diet and when.
We'll treat the various conditions with high dose steroids.
We'll treat the various conditions with high dose steroids.
We're due in Memphis.
We're due in Memphis.
We're gonna give you a fairly high dose.
We're gonna give you a fairly high dose.
We've never taken a vacation, I don't like your family, and on top.
We've never taken a vacation, I don't like your family, and on top.
Welcome to my wheelhouse
Welcome to my wheelhouse
Welcome to our home.
Welcome to our home.
Well, if it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
Well, if it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
Well, that's settled, then.
Well, that's settled, then.
Well, then, where will we have coffee?
Well, then, where will we have coffee?
Well, they've become tougher,
Well, they've become tougher,
Well, this certainly has brought more structure to the department.
Well, this certainly has brought more structure to the department.
What about a parasitic infection?
What about a parasitic infection?
What about myesthenia gravis?
What about myesthenia gravis?
What guy thinks men should be more like women?
What guy thinks men should be more like women?
What happened to not letting House get to you?
What happened to not letting House get to you?
What happens if I don't take it?
What happens if I don't take it?
What has gotten into me?
What has gotten into me?
What this guy believes is making him a better person.
What this guy believes is making him a better person.
What you just said in there...
What you just said in there...
What's absurd about a change of heart?
What's absurd about a change of heart?
When I was 14, there was a girl I wanted to impress.
When I was 14, there was a girl I wanted to impress.
When scientists gave them extra testosterone,
When scientists gave them extra testosterone,
When you see a weakness, that's a time for strength.
When you see a weakness, that's a time for strength.
Where are you? HOUSE: Just chilling
Where are you? HOUSE: Just chilling
Where did you get the candlesticks'?
Where did you get the candlesticks'?
Where they also had gangs and pruno, but slightly less recidivism.
Where they also had gangs and pruno, but slightly less recidivism.
Which is 12 years longer than anyone in this room.
Which is 12 years longer than anyone in this room.
Which is why I'm eating a lot of bran.
Which is why I'm eating a lot of bran.
Which makes sarcoidosis a long shot.
Which makes sarcoidosis a long shot.
Which makes this is a really bad idea.
Which makes this is a really bad idea.
Which puts him at risk of death
Which puts him at risk of death
Which would make us extra stupid because of what we've just been through.
Which would make us extra stupid because of what we've just been through.
Who beat the crap out of me outside a sports bar in Milwaukee.
Who beat the crap out of me outside a sports bar in Milwaukee.
Who can...
Who can...
Who's that?
Who's that?
Why are you being a jerk about this?
Why are you being a jerk about this?
Why? You're right.
Why? You're right.
Will the shots increase his libido?
Will the shots increase his libido?
With an argument like that, maybe you should just drop down to your knees and...
With an argument like that, maybe you should just drop down to your knees and...
With his low platelet count a biopsy puts him at risk for an abdominal bleed,
With his low platelet count a biopsy puts him at risk for an abdominal bleed,
With these injections, you will see an increase in sex drive.
With these injections, you will see an increase in sex drive.
With this ring,
With this ring,
Without a rash?
Without a rash?
Women are by far the biggest consumers of the self help industry.
Women are by far the biggest consumers of the self help industry.
Working really hard to fool U.S. government. Right?
Working really hard to fool U.S. government. Right?
World, the business world.
World, the business world.
Wow, you said that with so much authority.
Wow, you said that with so much authority.
Yeah, House is doing this because of his great love of structure,
Yeah, House is doing this because of his great love of structure,
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, it's perfectly natural that he stopped doing that stuff.
Yeah, it's perfectly natural that he stopped doing that stuff.
Yeah, let's go affirmative action on this, because then I'll definitely win.
Yeah, let's go affirmative action on this, because then I'll definitely win.
Yeah, then they're at work. I just got a form to check off,
Yeah, then they're at work. I just got a form to check off,
Yeah, there's no point being in business with them halfway.
Yeah, there's no point being in business with them halfway.
Yeah. I took a couple of serious knees to the groin.
Yeah. I took a couple of serious knees to the groin.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Because your clients would never fake anything.
Yes. Because your clients would never fake anything.
Yesterday he had a burger.
Yesterday he had a burger.
You are the best wife ever.
You are the best wife ever.
You bailed too early.
You bailed too early.
You barely know each other and you've got about five minutes
You barely know each other and you've got about five minutes
You brought a protractor?
You brought a protractor?
You can choose to hold on to that.
You can choose to hold on to that.
You changed our counter to Leading Lights?
You changed our counter to Leading Lights?
You deserve it. You have way more experience than me.
You deserve it. You have way more experience than me.
You deserve proper billing and a salary bump in the second term.
You deserve proper billing and a salary bump in the second term.
You developed myasthenia gravis, which landed you in here.
You developed myasthenia gravis, which landed you in here.
You didn't even look when presented with two reasonably attractive tuchi.
You didn't even look when presented with two reasonably attractive tuchi.
You didn't.
You didn't.
You do remember Chase got stabbed doing a test House didn't order.
You do remember Chase got stabbed doing a test House didn't order.
You don't want to do that. You might need your dignity later in life.
You don't want to do that. You might need your dignity later in life.
You got any other videos, other seminars? A couple.
You got any other videos, other seminars? A couple.
You guys get a copy of that made.
You guys get a copy of that made.
You had a hot flash.
You had a hot flash.
You have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts.
You have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts.
You have to know how to manipulate. You can't just spill...
You have to know how to manipulate. You can't just spill...
You just don't want anyone else to have it.
You just don't want anyone else to have it.
You kept the rings?
You kept the rings?
You left it here when you skipped town with your boyfriend.
You left it here when you skipped town with your boyfriend.
You let the rest of them compete,
You let the rest of them compete,
You need to save yourself.
You need to save yourself.
You never know when you might need to make a pie chart.
You never know when you might need to make a pie chart.
You noticed and adjusted. That's a good thing.
You noticed and adjusted. That's a good thing.
You okay with that?
You okay with that?
You only did this to score points over Chase and Park.
You only did this to score points over Chase and Park.
You really think this guy's gonna Hulk out once the hormones kick in?
You really think this guy's gonna Hulk out once the hormones kick in?
You sure? You were worried about the commitment.
You sure? You were worried about the commitment.
You think you want this, but it's a bad idea.
You think you want this, but it's a bad idea.
You want to game me, you've gotta do better than that.
You want to game me, you've gotta do better than that.
You want? I'm good.
You want? I'm good.
You were smart not to enter.
You were smart not to enter.
You won. You made a demand that could have blown up the deal
You won. You made a demand that could have blown up the deal
You, too.
You, too.
You'll be referred to Immigration Court for deportation proceedings.
You'll be referred to Immigration Court for deportation proceedings.
You'll start to feel better and we can get you home.
You'll start to feel better and we can get you home.
You're doing it again.
You're doing it again.
You're giving LIP?
You're giving LIP?
You're here
You're here
You're in the hospital. Eat whatever you want.
You're in the hospital. Eat whatever you want.
You're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation.
You're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation.
You're that guy that plays noisy video games with House on Saturday nights.
You're that guy that plays noisy video games with House on Saturday nights.
You've basically been one for the last three years.
You've basically been one for the last three years.
Your glee is on the verge of making this not worth it for any of us.
Your glee is on the verge of making this not worth it for any of us.
Your grandmother is kind of sexy.
Your grandmother is kind of sexy.
Your limp's almost gone.
Your limp's almost gone.
10% of cases present without a rash.
10% of cases present without a rash.
38 year old man spikes a fever and collapses during a speaking engagement.
38 year old man spikes a fever and collapses during a speaking engagement.
Cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia? Doesn't explain the fever.
Cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia? Doesn't explain the fever.
Fjodor. It's Fedir.
Fjodor. It's Fedir.
I need a minute. Make it quick.
I need a minute. Make it quick.
Maybe we start with a D dimer? Less invasive than the angiogram.
Maybe we start with a D dimer? Less invasive than the angiogram.
This is delicious. Thank you.
This is delicious. Thank you.
Wrong. Oksana is a slut, dead to me.
Wrong. Oksana is a slut, dead to me.
'Cause that bitch knew that Dominika liked him.
'Cause that bitch knew that Dominika liked him.
"I could use the money"?
"I could use the money"?