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One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - Season 1 One Day at a Time is a heartwarming and hilarious television show that first

One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - Season 1

One Day at a Time is a heartwarming and hilarious television show that first premiered in 2017. The show follows the life of the Alvarez family, a Cuban-American family living in the vibrant city of Los Angeles.

The cast of One Day at a Time is filled with talented actors who bring their characters to life with their incredible performances. Justina Machado stars as Penelope Alvarez, a strong and resilient single mother, and army veteran, who is raising her two teenage children on her own. Rita Moreno, a legendary actress, portrays Penelope's vivacious and hilarious mother, Lydia. The rest of the cast includes Isabella Gomez as Elena, Penelope's socially conscious and progressive daughter, and Marcel Ruiz as Alex, her charming and mischievous son. Todd Grinnell and Stephen Tobolowsky also join the cast as Schneider, the quirky and lovable building superintendent, and Dr. Berkowitz, Penelope's kind and dedicated boss, respectively.

One Day at a Time explores a wide range of topics and tackles important social issues with humor and sensitivity. The show delves into themes of mental health, LGBTQ+ rights, immigration, racial inequality, and female empowerment. Through its relatable and authentic storytelling, the series strikes a balance between comedy and emotional depth, making it a must-watch for audiences of all backgrounds.

The writing in One Day at a Time is exceptional, serving up witty and clever dialogue that will keep viewers engaged from start to finish. The show expertly combines humor with poignant moments that will tug at your heartstrings. Each episode presents a unique and compelling storyline, ensuring that there is never a dull moment.

If you're a fan of sitcoms that deliver both laughter and heartfelt moments, One Day at a Time is the perfect show for you. The chemistry between the cast members is palpable, and their performances are stellar, bringing the Alvarez family to life in a way that feels genuine and relatable.

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In conclusion, One Day at a Time 2017 (Season 1) is a gem of a television show that offers a perfect blend of humor, emotion, and important social commentary. With an outstanding cast and exceptional writing, the series is a standout among sitcoms. So don't miss out on this heartwarming and hilarious show – play and download the sounds of One Day at a Time and join the Alvarez family on their unforgettable journey.

A committee of people think you're a smart latina,
A committee of people think you're a smart latina,
A companions' outing.
A good camera, proper lighting, and a cast in wardrobe.
A singer, a street luger and a person who could read.
A weird lie, but it's still a lie!
A wonderful boy.
A year.
About Elena's crazy phase and how everyone's coddling her.
About their big immigration project for school.
Abuelita has a whole necklace planned.
Abuelita, how are you so happy in the morning?
Abuelita, I already asked someone and I should know by the end of the day.
Abuelita, I thought you ran into him at church.
Abuelita, these are for you to sell at church.
Abuelita, what are you doing home so early?
Abuelita, you're up.
Abuelita...
Abuelita...
Actually, I hear Austin's pretty chill.
After giving it a lot of thought...
Agreed. But why do we have to keep it a secret
Ah, I was supposed to have jury duty, but you know what?
Ah, pobrecita Carmen.
Ah, uh... I said no hanky panky.
Ah, y? Are you going to blow out the candles?
Ah!
Ah...
Ah...
Alex Alvarez.
Alex didn't mean to tell me.
Alex, are you saying Elena might be gay?
Alex, help abuelita.
Alex, I can't believe you told on me!
Alex, you told Schneider?
All expenses paid.
All I'm saying is that I'm really figuring out what I am comfortable in.
All is forgiven.
All right, all right. Ladies and gentlemen.
All right, here's your last three alvarezes.
All right, I got the party box.
All right, stay here.
All right.
All right.
All right. Back to El range rover
All right. Is it over? Can I go to my room now?
All right. Well, that's good. Don't tell anyone else.
All right...
All white flowers? I got you.
All year? Really?
Allergies are not a real thing.
Alphabetical order.
Also, I borrowed your nail clippers. See you in 20.
Although, Finn is pretty sure Denise falto does
Always interesting to be the sober one at a dinner party.
Always sticking up for the underdog.
Am I excited about it?
An award for being Cuban?
And $200,000 in debt!
And a c stands for China, because that's where you're going to live now."
And a lot of people are doing it the wrong way.
And after the party, we're gonna talk about you and Carmen.
And ask girls if they wanna hop in our sweet ride.
And bistec empanizado
And boom...
And dinosaur nuggets.
And do whatever they wanted to do.
And don't forget your signed headshot of the producer.
And don't say the value of a job well done.
And don't try to hide stuff from us.
And don't you worry,
And during the party, you can't just hide in your room.
And Elena will watch you.
And give them safe haven in the United States until Castro left.
And he must be booked up because he has not returned my calls.
And how dare you keep a secret from me?
And how was it?
And I also know that there are certain things
And I am certainly glad he did, young lady!
And I am convinced that the passion of our embrace moved the earth.
And I am happy that I did it.
And I am shutting this unauthorized party down.
And I am the mom's mom and I get to lie even more!
And I could never have done it without Leslie.
And I don't know how to French braid.
And I finally have my contribution to the Alvarez museum.
And I got some jackets, some ties, a fedora, a pinstripe suit.
And I have full movement in both my arms.
And I just want to say, you have chosen the perfect ballroom
And I look fantastic!
And I rsvp'd "yes."
And I still get anxious when I'm shopping for clothes.
And I was just waiting for the right time to tell you.
And I'm just sitting here by myself, you know, Watching Buffy.
And I'm kind of attracted to you? Nothing makes sense.
And I'm not here to fight with you. Because this is not about us right now.
And I'm probably gonna cry, so deal with it, mi gente.
And I'm sorry I lied about it. It was stupid
And I'm sorry that I lied about therapy.
And I've changed.
And I've learned a lot about myself since you've been gone.
And if I don't get to hide in my room, no one does.
And instead grow out my unibrow and read a poem about Frida kahlo.
And isolation is my boo.
And it made me really happy.
And it still comes with a pretty sweet salary bump.
And it's exciting. It's... terrifying. But it's mostly exciting.
And it's way past the kids' bedtime.
And just thinking ahead, I don't think she's gonna give permission.
And just to be safe, I bought him a cup that says "not urine" on it.
And look at this seating chart
And Mimi would've been really young.
And my Mami was so clever.
And my papi said, "keep it together for your Mami,
And next thing I know, I'm covered in pig's blood?
And not by Dr. berkowitz 'cause now you've made that weird.
And not everybody gets to do that.
And now she's becoming her own woman.
And now that I'm wearing one...
And now, let's welcome the girl of the hour...
And people say they want to help and friggin' Tina's over there
And right now, you have the chance to pursue your dreams.
And Schneider, I'm sorry that I'm in hyper focused bitch mode, but really...
And she kept telling me...
And she still thinks he was premature.
And struggling to unlearn the metric system.
And thank you for making me feel like I belong.
And that I came over on a raft, rolling a cigar, and yelling,
And that reminds me,
And that's Elena.
And that's too small a camera for too big a star!
And that's when I came to America.
And the guy said he could taste the plΓ‘tano stuck in my rubber bands.
And the kids still think he's staying at Schneider's
And the Oprah Winfrey table will go from eight seats to ten.
And then a lot of other stuff.
And then my Mami said, "keep it together for your papi."
And then this one says,
And then, just four years of med school.
And then... Castro.
And there was a boy over here and I just...
And there's definitely some combat stuff that's tough to shake.
And they gave us our papers.
And they heard about this doctor that helps undocumented people.
And they live in Pasadena!
And they wanna help you achieve your dreams.
And today we picked our countries.
And try being the only person in the history of your family
And we are playing dominoes and I win.
And we value your contribution to our conversation."
And what is the broccoli cauliflower conversation?
And what the hell is a carnation doing in here?
And when George Washington swung his ax,
And which of those did you eat?
And you don't have the luxury to be like,
And you hear that rumble? Oh, yeah.
And you know how much it means to Elena for you to be at her quinces.
And you know what?
And you know, it was written that I was Cuba's greatest dancer.
And you made an amazing life.
And you make me feel special
And you never know where they're gonna send you,
And you turn back and...
And you were Elena's age, which would have made tΓ­a maruchi my age?
And you...
And you'd rather let them think all that date stuff,
And, instead of "hava nagila," "Harvey and Sheila."
And, mom, I guess at work, or wherever you go?
And, uh, where is that delightful daughter of yours?
And, uh, you guys go ahead and eat.
Another remake.
Any hospital visits?
Anyway, I gotta go soon,
Anyway, it's fine now. My lawyers made it all okay.
Anyway, it's totally fine if you don't feel...
Anyway, lolly brought up a really great point last week.
Anyway, Pam, pick someone else. I don't really feel like talking today.
Anyway, there's too many choices, right?
Anyway, this is a huge opportunity for you.
Anyway, Victor knows I don't want to see him until the quinces.
Anyway, what's so wrong about saying people should follow the rules?
Apology accepted, but you're still grounded.
Apparently, last year, he ended up at medieval times by himself.
Apparently, they are in love.
Are this year's diversity candidate."
Are we ready? Are we ready?
Are you guys getting any service?
Are you indulging whatever this is?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Are you the raccoon?
Aren't you worried about predators? I'm very cute.
Army, marriage, kids...
As head of transpo you have one job.
At least you're reading.
At the premiere of the greatest story ever filmed.
August 7, 2001.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw...
Ay, ay!
Ay, dios mΓ­o.
Ay, Julio.
Ay, Leslie, this is not necessary.
Ay, Mami, we don't have time for this
Ay, Mami.
Ay, niΓ±a.
Ay, okay. Relax.
Ay, quΓ© bueno.
Ay, Tina. Muy bien hecho.
Ay. Okay.
Be less excited about that part. Put some effort in.
Because being a teenager's not hard enough.
Because Elena is up for a very competitive writing program.
Because I am raising a polite human person.
Because I did everything blanca told me to do.
Because I don't want my family to think that something is going on.
Because I kinda like it.
Because I only got chosen to fulfill their race quota!
Because it was in the workplace. Do you understand anything?
Because it's a secret.
Because it's not up to me.
Because it's not. All right?
Because it's shameful.
Because look what I made.
Because our civilian friends and family members, they can't relate.
Because she brought hot pink balloons instead of fuchsia.
Because she didn't want his skittles.
Because that means I'm killing it!
Because that means you're killing it.
Because the rules are different for different people.
Because we started sharing clothes and we both wanted to marry Ricky Martin?
Because we were in the best shape of our lives.
Because your bed hurt his back.
Before flashing her tetas.
Before we found our way back into each other's arms.
Between growing up Cuban and catholic, I've got everything pushed way down.
Both of you.
Bravo!
Break it down. Tell me, what do I do?
Broccoli means boys.
Brought you a bottle of wine somebody left at my house.
Bueno. Yo...
But also, Dr. berkowitz's birthday party. I got it all planned out.
But at least mention me to Josh.
But at least you guys remembered.
But at least, you had a place to go, and you were welcomed with open arms.
But every sacrifice was worth it,
But first we will stop at El pollo loco on la cienega boulevard.
But glad you could make it to the final fitting.
But he was south of the checkpoint.
But how about your foot?
But I am happy with my simple life.
But I am in a good mood
But I can do better.
But I couldn't let go of blanca.
But I did notice a monopoly board.
But I do feel like there were some solid stand alones, like...
But I don't think Carmen needs to be around for it.
But I don't want to be racist, so let's say I didn't.
But I felt really bad that we didn't tell you guys.
But I forgot abuelita and I are both doing something.
But I haven't showered.
But I hope you can understand why.
But I like 'em both.
But I probably like boys, too. I don't know.
But I so want to check this box
But I'm not even in yet.
But I'm proud of her.
But I've never seen you react like that.
But if broccoli falls on my plate...
But if ever I get one,
But if I'm being honest, I think Alex is more into him than me.
But if you wanna hear a real immigration story...
But in my home?
But it will be rewarding to turn Harvard down.
But it won't. Blow them out.
But it'll buy you a cauldron and a wand.
But it's hardly the sorest thumb in the room.
But it's just a few tweaks. You won't even notice.
But it's my future!
But it's not like you tried girls before either.
But lucky for me, he was Cuban. He didn't mind.
But my brain doesn't know that,
But not to worry, 'cause I came down to check and everything was fine.
But papito has such a pretty face to fall back on.
But probably not something I should talk to you about
But she also wore brown eyeliner on her lips,
But she is being impossible.
But that is only one story.
But the one thing you do get to decide
But the training takes a fraction of the time,
But then Castro took over. My family was forced to flee.
But then we get out, and it's like,
But tΓ­a Mimi just got a call, and you know the fajardos?
But underneath there'd be one thing that's a little more me.
But wait...
But yeah, born in the 'couve, overstayed my student visa,
But you came here alone, with nothing...
But you know her,
But you need to be with your family.
But you were still in there.
But, dude, I don't think you're supposed to be here
But, in the end...
But, Lydia, you... look beautiful.
But...
But... What did your mom say?
Bye, Elena.
Bye, girl
Can an hombre get a pastelito up in this boca?
Can I finally share my news?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can she only survive in this apartment's atmosphere?
Can we do it again?
Can we not? I'm doin' a little paleo thing right now.
Can we take down the shadow box with our baby teeth in it?
Can't come because of a baptism on Rosita's mother's side?
Can't I just shower, put on lipstick and nice clothes just for myself?
Carmen gets straight a's. All they do is study.
Carmen! Oh!
Carmen.
Carmen's in my room right now.
Carmen's staying for dinner.
Chill, girl.
Claro que SΓ­.
Claro que SΓ­.
Columbia even better, 'cause it will be easy for abuelita to pronounce.
Columbia.
Come into my room, please.
Come on, girl. Get in there.
Come on! A trophy? A medal? A ribbon?
Come on. Work up a good sales pitch.
Coming here with everything.
Cristina was pregnant with baby Juanito for 11 months,
Cubans got nothing on the ****
Cut!
Dale.
Damn it!
Dark Buffy.
Date.
De nada.
Deadline is Friday. Most sales gets a PlayStation.
Decorative plates left over from Lisette's baby shower.
Definitely.
Did I die?
Did you do anything different today than usual?
Did you know about this?
Did you not look at the photos I gave you?
Did you say you were watching Buffy?
Didn't you just say this morning
Dios mΓ­o.
Diversity candidate!
Diversity candidate?
Do I drive you somewhere? Is there a detention center?
Do I have to come to your quinces?
Do you always say your thoughts out loud?
Do you have a 50 foot extension cord and some dry ice?
Do you have any idea what this comemierda did?
Do you have any idea...
Do you like Josh?
Do you really want to mess with me right now?
Do you think we should talk more or something?
Doc, I feel like I keep asking you this, but what are you doing here?
Doc, there's, like, 20 patients waiting outside.
Doc, what are you doing here?
Does the whole family know?
Doesn't matter. It works both ways.
Doing her own thing, like she always does.
Don't do that.
Don't do the zumba. Please don't do that again.
Don't drag me down with you, buddy.
Don't forget your umbilical cord.
Don't freestyle. Stick with the picture
Don't get me wrong. I understand the curiosity, but...
Don't let the beard throw you. It actually looks really natural.
Don't mess with me, weirdly sexy Schneider.
Don't ruin the night by being you.
Don't worry, Leslie.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. It's going to be a very classy night.
Don't worry. We already had the broccoli cauliflower conversation.
Dr. berkowitz, would you mind helping me pick this up?
Eat it up, 'cause we're not doing this again until your wedding.
Eh?
El bobo is right.
Elena has always been her own girl...
Elena Maria Alvarez riera calderΓ³n leytevidal inclan.
Elena wanted me to weigh in on her dress.
Elena, get over the diversity thing.
Elena, it's fine. I'll go get my stuff.
Elena, something came in the mail!
Elena, your dress is in the closet
Elena!
Elena. She was here alone with a boy.
Elena...
Elena's been through so much this year.
Elena's downstairs alone? With a boy?
Elena's quinces is going to be a very special day for everyone.
Er... fire code wise, I don't think that's gonna...
Especially if it's not great.
Especially Penelope, for this day.
Especially when you don't see your family.
EspΓ©rate, espΓ©rate.
Even my cousin consuelo, who wears her underpants on the outside...
Even my footie pajamas had kitten heels
Even though I have so many questions, like...
Every day, I wish I hadn't listened to her.
Every day...
Every night I dream of your abuelo,
Every year, thousands of students apply nationwide to fill 30 prestigious spots.
Everybody gets a seat!
Everything is all set for tomorrow.
Everything is very dramatic.
Everything looks amazing. And your papi's here.
Everything okay over there?
Exactly. You are not sobbing with joy. I have failed you.
Except for cats.
Excuse me.
Finally, makes me proud to be an Alvarez.
Finally, you are going to pick a boy to be your quinces escort.
Finally!
Fine, I got it
Fine.
Finn has this genius idea to fill up a shopping cart with candy
First arrivals are in 42 minutes.
First of all, he wasn't even Cuban!
First thing Monday, I'm taking you to get a full physical.
First three seasons, solid.
First, you take the mcat.
Fixed it.
Follow olguitita's example.
For better lives for themselves and their families.
For my Cuba project.
For real, Elena, I've had a crush on you all year.
For the father daughter dance
Forced to live in the shadows of pepperdine university.
Fuchsia is a royal color!
Get me an a.
Get the Cubans to and from the airport.
Give the lady a bigger floor.
Glad you're here. It's baseball fundraiser time again.
Go! Go out in the neighborhood. Sell them out there.
God bless white guilt.
Good thing you drove.
Good. 'Cause everyone should feel at home here.
Got away from me a little bit, I'm not gonna lie.
Gracias, estoy bien.
Gracias.
Great!
Great! Lori, Scott, want to come to my birthday party?
Great. But I have some notes on the script.
Great. Let me just start with a few questions.
Great. That's great.
Grew an awesome beard and modeled for t shirts?
Grocery store sheet cake?
Guys, guys, oh, my... I'm sorry.
Hands off her!
Happy birthday, Dr. berkowitz.
Havana, 1962.
Have some cake. Forget about Carmen for one second.
Have you been able to speak to your parents?
Have you seen your papi?
He burned books. He banned music. He personally oversaw execution squads.
He has a cool hat.
He is.
He rejects me, I full on fake cry, abuelita feels guilty,
He said yes. This is a disaster!
He should be dating a hot girl who got held back a grade, not you.
He sounds just like my kids.
He was a mass murderer!
He was Castro's right hand man.
He was just confused 'cause you were suddenly into a boy.
He was packing up all his stuff while he was telling me
He went to pet a horse and got bit.
He's a little confused. Frankly, so am I.
He's in my English class.
He's like the star of the baseball team.
He's probably rounding the bases as we speak.
He's the super cool captain of the baseball team.
Hello?
Her creepy little goth friend moved away.
Her parents got picked up coming back.
Here she goes.
Here you go. On me.
Hey there.
Hey, Alvarez, you left your phone in my car.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, everyone.
Hey, guys, what's taking so long?
Hey, guys, you're in luck.
Hey, guys. I fixed the water pressure and tested it.
Hey, hi.
Hey, let's push dinner a smidge, okay?
Hey, maybe we could both be nurse practitioners.
Hey, mom, can Carmen stay overnight?
Hey, pen?
Hey, Schneider, can I use your laptop?
Hey, welcome!
Hey, why are you so hard on him?
Hey, you guys!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey. Hey, Lucy. I'm sorry about her
Hey. Hi.
Hey. Where have you two been?
Hi, I'm Alex Alvarez.
Hi, I'm Alex Alvarez.
Hi, Ms. Alvarez.
Hi, Ms. Alvarez.
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. You're here.
History is coming alive before your eyes!
Hot pink is what a girl wears on a spring break,
How are you feeling about... Victor?
How come when people say, "I'm just being honest,"
How dare you attack me when I'm about to go under the knife?
How dare you insinuate that I was lying to you!
How did this happen? Who's in charge?
How do you know all the steps?
How is this not a good thing?
How long did you think you could keep this up?
How much does it cost?
How platonic.
How was your date, mom?
Huh?
I already e mailed them and told them I'm not accepting it.
I always get two tickets to stuff in hopes that someone will go.
I am 73.
I am a farmer.
I am an amazing liar.
I am going on no sleep and five Cuban coffees.
I am going to church tonight to feed the poor.
I am having you over for a birthday dinner.
I am here to take you to your daughter's quinces.
I am in agony all of the time, but I look amazing.
I am so sorry I'm late, you guys.
I am sorry about that.
I am the go to male authority figure here.
I am the immigration project.
I am the mom! I'm allowed to lie!
I bet you were fabulous.
I came here as a child, fleeing an oppressive regime,
I came out of the womb wearing stilettos.
I came out while you were gone
I came over to your house to bring your mom some juice.
I came over to your house to bring your mom some juice.
I can do flamenco, salsa, mambo,
I can make this work.
I can mime in a box. Can you?
I can't believe they sent your parents back home.
I can't believe you lied.
I can't believe you lied.
I can't believe you pulled this all together.
I can't hear you.
I chose Cuba.
I could win a trophy?
I did it! Screw you, Harvard!
I did not, actually.
I did, but you didn't respond.
I did, Schneider did.
I did.
I didn't come all this way for you to get a b.
I didn't see you there.
I didn't wanna be late.
I didn't want to bother you.
I didn't want to kill the bro vibe we got going on, so I said,
I do?
I do. In school, we have our nation project
I don't care. I look awesome. And it's super sparkly!
I don't do zin.
I don't feel safe.
I don't get it. Why was Carmen trying to come in through the window?
I don't know how to use them either.
I don't know how to use those things.
I don't know if it's the sangria, but I am havin' a great time.
I don't know if we can fit in any more tables.
I don't know these people.
I don't think so.
I don't understand. Why are you doing this?
I escape the patriarchal tradition of having to be escorted to my quinces,
I feel like I'm watching the end of Titanic.
I feel like we dodged a bullet there.
I feel that.
I feel you.
I fell.
I finally found a vintage store that had a chair that matches your dining set.
I found a more modern version for us to dance to.
I found a more modern version for us to dance to.
I get it.
I get it.
I got kicked off tinder, so... so am I.
I got one last pickup. You.
I got some, uh, birthday candles, party hats.
I got you.
I grow... Coffee beans...
I guess 18 year old me would be disappointed in my career,
I had my own street luge.
I had no idea what our family's gone through.
I had to do a lot of googling, but, Elena, I got you.
I hate it when the talent has thoughts.
I have a bruise that I will cure with the power of my mind.
I have a hammertoe that needs to be shaved.
I have decided to go back to school to become...
I have failed Cuba.
I have failed my family
I have grown up.
I have made it longer, I have made it shorter.
I have never seen such un professionalism.
I have relatives who escaped from Cuba on a raft bigger than this.
I have relatives who escaped from Cuba on a raft bigger than this.
I have taken away the frills, I have put on the frills,
I have tried everything.
I haven't gotten a birthday call or e mail or text.
I hedge my bets.
I hope you brushed up on your Spanish.
I immigrated here illegally. I'm a Canadian.
I just typed in l e s and it filled in "bians"
I just wanna make sure you're okay because I care about you.
I just wanted to make sure everything was cool.
I just...
I kept it a secret from you
I know how much you like talking about all the good times in Cuba.
I know nothing about my grandparents and I never will.
I know that's supposed to sound sweet, but it really bums me out.
I know, I look 32.
I know, right?
I know, right?
I know.
I know. It's not a perfect match.
I learned more words.
I learned to do the contouring on the YouTube.
I leave and I sneak back up through the fire escape.
I like you, so I just don't want to mess this up.
I like you, so I just don't want to mess this up.
I look like a fruit salad.
I look like cousin consuelo.
I love church.
I love it.
I love that they think we're serious.
I love that.
I love you, papito.
I loved it.
I made a 100% recovery.
I mean, all everybody else would see is the dress,
I mean, he likes Buffy and he has nice eyes.
I mean, how many girls do you know that like cauliflower?
I mean, I'm a gay female minority,
I mean, I'm a humble woman, but that's art there.
I mean, I'm not gonna go out and buy broccoli,
I mean, it used to be one uniform, which we all crushed,
I mean, Josh is down there with her right now.
I mean, she should be so lucky.
I mean, the divorce, she came out to us,
I mean, the traffic's just...
I mean, there was a week when I was home sick and puking,
I mean, they say it's an Ivy league stepping stone.
I mean... you got good lips.
I met him through a friend. He will never replace your papi.
I need a consult, stat.
I need a visual record of how hard you guys are killing it.
I never looked back.
I never tire of saying...
I picked everybody up to make sure they'd come.
I remember being at the airport.
I remember when I had dreams.
I said that to you once. You got mad at me.
I sense a liter of sarcasm.
I should have known better.
I should not have said anything.
I started writing parody songs.
I take little power naps when I pee.
I think I am done talking. Hmm?
I think peoples feel at home.
I think you're super hot, too.
I thought I would see everyone at the quinces tomorrow but, uh...
I thought you said I was supposed to keep it together!
I told him.
I told Josh to come over.
I told you I love every version of it
I told you that you would lose your mind taking those antiperspirants.
I told you to text me when you were outside.
I totally get it. I'll go. I'll text you later.
I understand.
I used to dream of competing in the x games.
I wanna do it my way.
I want a spot, not a diversity spot.
I want it on the record that your tone is very annoying.
I want to hide in the shadows until it is fixed.
I wanted to be a doctor.
I wanted to be the next Allan sherman!
I was at the movies.
I was on a deadline. I needed his nimble fingers.
I was so inspired by our conversation yesterday,
I was the iPhone of my time.
I was there getting coffee this morning.
I was too scared to tell you. I... I'm sorry I lied.
I will be ready at dawn.
I will start my beauty regime now.
I will tell it again.
I win!
I wish I had looked back.
I woke up with flat hair. You know how it is.
I won't even have to write a paper.
I work every day from sunrise to sunset.
I would have gone with that, too.
I would love to hear your whole story.
I, uh, want to thank all of you, uh,
I...
I... have to admit, this is pretty great.
I... I am really enjoying myself, you know?
I... was really thrown at first, too.
I... was really thrown at first, too.
I'd love to come see some of your ballgames.
I'll buy five.
I'll go grab you some juice.
I'll have to think about it.
I'll text you from the airport.
I'll write a script, cast it, edit it...
I'm Cuban! You know, we don't really do therapy.
I'm fighting my nature on all of this.
I'm fine.
I'm gay
I'm glad I told you.
I'm going to make sure that they don't forget that I'm Cuban.
I'm gonna make a movie!
I'm gonna miss this, too.
I'm gonna miss this.
I'm gonna take that diversity spot.
I'm just being honest. There's a right way and a wrong way,
I'm just confused because Elena said she might like this dude, Josh.
I'm just gonna call my guy. This is more important.
I'm just trying to find out if they also like guys.
I'm kinda scared of you right now, so I'm gonna leave.
I'm not gonna be a doctor. I'm gonna be a nurse practitioner.
I'm not gonna say anything. It's your business.
I'm not really comfortable wearing a dress.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not sure you should be doing that.
I'm not sure.
I'm not worried.
I'm okay, you guys.
I'm on scholarship at St. b's, and I get good grades.
I'm running out of words.