The Young Pope - Season 1 Edit

A dazzling image, so dazzling it blinds people.

A few weeks before the election, it comes an announcement.

A filthy studio apartment upstairs from a tire repair shop.

A friend of mine told me.

A full review of the territorial boundaries of the Vatican State.

A good person is somebody who puts himself last

A Hell you may know nothing about...

A life of hope and prayer that You

A lousy reputation, let me add.

A measure forbidding priests from giving absolution

A measure forbidding priests from giving absolution

A name for a bird.

A photo I thought mattered to them:

A photo of me holding little Pius in my arms.

A politician far cannier than you.

A reopening of discussions on the Lateran Pacts,

A schism?

A speech about love and a pastoral voyage.

A supply of safe, clean drinking water.

A very persuasive speech.

A warm, productive and stimulating meeting.

About how wrong it is to remember them.

Absolute prohibition of abortion in all cases,

Absolute prohibition of divorce in all cases,

Accipite et bibite ex eo omnes.

According to a number of highly respected studies,

According to vox populi,

Adiutorium nostrum in nomine Domini.

Adveniat Regnum Tuum.

After all, you're the Pope.

After just nine months.

Ah, it's true.

Ah, it's true.

Ah, yes. Of course, I know his reputation,

Ah, you'd wind up with a mere 10%.

All I know is everything I do, I do for the love of God.

All intelligent men are uncomfortable on vacation.

All my life I have been infatuated with the world.

All of the cured children

All right, let me think about it. I'll let you know my answer soon.

All the world will be infatuated with me because...

All these Christian virtues the world no longer attributes to me.

All these things are the offspring of the war and violence

All those wonderful monasteries you have in the most wonderful,

Also, even though it was in good faith

Always reassuring and definitive.

Always.

Always.

Always.

Am I cruel?

Am the most powerful man of all.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Americans.

An easy answer.

An opening.

And a hypothesis isn't the same as reality.

And a hypothesis isn't the same as reality.

And always with the same protagonist, the Madonna.

And anyone who wants to know us has to find out

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

And cement doesn't move. We are cement without windows.

And do you know what the surveys that you have commissioned tell us?

And don't remember a thing about them.

And don't say a word to anyone.

And drenched in sunlight as she ran and sank baskets.

And especially from women

And for Peter and I would be an honor.

And get yourselves some shoes,

And he does what he can to halt the violence

And he never will.

And he was right.

And he will refuse to perform weddings for their daughters.

And her eyes...

And how could they be afraid, with a Pope as handsome

And how God and I can annihilate that 41% of the population

And I am not a homosexual.

And I don't want any more part time believers.

And I have proof of the existence of God.

And I really lashed out at him.

And I recommend you stop drinking

And I, not Voiello,

And I, not Voiello,

And I'll be happy to provide him with some answers.

And I'll give you God.

And if don't stop playing the idiot,

And in that case, stop talking bullshit

And it is absolutely to be expected,

And it stays outside the church.

And it's not a sure thing that God exists.

And keep it for themselves.

And know that through the love of the Prince of the Apostles

And lustful details of women.

And more fraught than the first.

And moreover he's fragile and emotional,

And neither am I.

And neither do you.

And now it's time for me to bid you all farewell.

And obsessed with your meeting because they say

And peace is God.

And reassure him, there's nothing wrong

And reassuring as Christ?

And right now everything indeed

And seeing them dead is of no interest to me.

And she uses it to control the sick and the nuns.

And sin will no longer be forgiven at will.

And small but dangerous enclaves of Catholic fundamentalism

And so the liturgy will no longer be a social engagement,

And so would I.

And so, in protest, he's moved to a new place,

And thanks very much for giving me this audience,

And that means this Pope does not negotiate.

And that's all.

And the administrative offices.

And the Holy See will send the world the message

And the limitations of the rational.

And the narcotrafficking that infests Honduras.

And the prospect of your first public appearance

And then I'll be around sooner or later.

And there is also another secret.

And there is another problem.

And there's a very specific reason for that:

And they recovered with a smile on their face.

And they should have given you a Nobel Prize for it, 20 years ago.

And they're protesting everywhere.

And this Pope cannot be blackmailed!

And this soft, round mouth.

And threaten to throw him in quicksand?

And to think that there are still people who believe

And vehemently rejected his applications.

And was about to found his own Church.

And we put the whole thing together at the speed of light.

And we're praying, too: that he'll talk to us.

And what else do you know about me, Holy Father?

And what if I were to refuse?

And what is Kurtwell blackmailing you about?

And what's more, several cardinals have told me

And what's more, unrealizable.

And what's more: I, as the vicar of Christ,

And when I do, you'll lose your election.

And where will God eradicate that 41%?

And will be the subject of our next cabinet meeting.

And yet I've already stopped feeling guilty about it.

And you had no interest in him, why all the phone calls?

And you have threatened and terrorized the faithful,

And you were right. But you don't write about motors that purr

And you will try to maintain or increase

And you'll see them again.

And, as you know,

And... impassive,

Andrew Dussolier...

Andrew!

Angelo Voiello?

Anything could happen

Are starting to spring up, just like in Islam.

Are unacceptable in terms of our standards.

Are you a good person?

Are you asleep, Holy Father?

Are you going to resign?

Are you ready to live on the street? Like St. Francis of Assisi?

Are you ready to sleep on the ground,

Are you ready to wage that war,

Are your own doubts and the darkness.

Armed with nothing but bottomless poverty?

As a ferocious torturer and old school dictator

As a source of pleasure, is overvalued in our society.

As Catholics are 87.8% of the population.

As far as I'm concerned,

As for traveling: everyone dislikes traveling

As much as three liters a day.

As soon as they're allowed out into the world.

As the motor that drives the world.

As you wish, Holy Father.

At a point in history when the Church was stronger

At any other point in history.

At night, God suffers from the heat.

At the polls in the next election?

At the polls in the next election.

At times like this

Attention!

Beautiful...

Because all that belongs to me.

Because all you can see before you now

Because God is peace.

Because I am not a man.

Because I didn't make you uncomfortable.

Because I don't want to suffer,

Because I saw it when I was eight years old

Because I won't put up with even the tiniest lie from you:

Because I'm a fan of Inter, Your Eminence.

Because I'm curious to see how it all turns out.

Because I'm incapable

Because I'm thinking about the photo that they left behind

Because I'm unhappy,

Because I've built it, right behind that door:

Because it at least forced the sides to call a truce.

Because the air in here is unbreathable.

Because the next day they'd become irrelevant.

Because there's still no need.

Because they both worked in New York, and that's all.

Because we don't want to suffer,

Because we're cowards.

Because we're incapable

Because we're unhappy.

Because you don't actually want to investigate.

Because you don't steal the stage from the Pope.

Because, you know something, Sister Mary?

Because...

Been there, done that.

Benedicat vos ompipotens Deus:

Between me and that young woman?

Billy's mother, on her deathbed?

Bingo!

Blessed art Thou among women,

Boys, what can I tell you? He's not coming out.

Brother cardinals, from this day forward,

Brother cardinals, we need to go back to being prohibited.

Brothers and sisters

But also from Your Eminence's offices and from the Pope's.

But before I leave,

But believe me, if I want to,

But did they forget to inform you that this new Pope

But even this hypothesis isn't so scandalous.

But for the first time I have a piece of good news to give you.

But God and I have plenty.

But guess what I can do?

But Holy Father, it is true.

But I do.

But I know so many things...

But I know.

But I remember your mother.

But I repented in time, Holy Father.

But I was told before coming that this new Pope is a very funny man.

But I was wrong.

But I'm going to ask him a really important question.

But I'm not going to do it.

But if you look closely, he also takes a little...

But in my heart I'll never have left this room.

But in that case, why...

But it gives me an even greater opportunity:

But it's like new, he never opened it.

But it's not possible.

But none of them has ever written that what they like is war.

But not with you, or for that matter with me.

But now let us briefly analyze your Papacy, Holy Father.

But only to God who, by the way, does not express His displeasure

But Pius XIII doesn't merely dazzle,

But that's not all.

But that's not going home for me.

But the bureaucracy, the soldiers, and the gangs hijack it illegally

But the hearts have been emptied of God.

But the Holy Father kept me in Rome

But these fairy tales gave more than a smile to the sick children.

But they are wrong.

But while a Catholic might disobey the Pope,

But without international aid the task is daunting.

But you never tell me anything about the only miracle I need,

By a person of substantial reputation.

By even the slightest things

By persons high up in the Vatican.

By the henchmen of the drug cartels.

By the way, did you know I have clients who insist

By the way, something that may possibly cheer you up:

Bye, Zizi', thanks!

Bye.

Can they be right?

Can you see far?

Captain Becchi is here and he would like to ask you a few questions.

Cardinal Bernardo Alonso Gutierrez.

Cardinal Dussolier, I know you, but you don't know me.

Certainly, Your Holiness.

Certainly.

Changes in banking regulations mean that our hands are now tied.

Children are so lovely when they are three years of age.

Children like all sorts of things

Christe Eléison.

Come on, let's go back inside.

Concerning the meaning of my visit here to you.

Confess your secrets to God alone, Esther.

Could that mean a Church only for the few?

Could that mean a Church only for the few?

Courtesy and good manners are not the business of men of God.

Da nobis hodie,

Dead because of me

Debitoribus nostris.

Decrees it is unacceptable for Catholics

Did you have a good trip?

Did you want to run away?

Do you have any idea where Tonino Pettola might be?

Do you know how long it would take Him to wipe

Do you know what the difference is between me and you, Holy Father?

Do you really think we'd waste our time on a poor raving lunatic?

Do you remember that? Certainly.

Do you remember the time...

Do you speak English?

Do you want to hold him, Your Holiness?

Does it strike you as plausible, Captain,

Doesn't live here anymore.

Doing their best to check his urgent demands.

Dominus vobiscum, Sit nomen Domini benedictum.

Don't move! Stay where you are!

Don't you find it a burden to take on the responsibility

Don't you get that?

Don't you know the meaning of the word pity?

Don't you see, Lenny?

Don't you think it's a contradiction?

Drab life of the priest

Drawn up by me!

Drawn up by who knows what renegade underling while I was in Honduras.

Ecumenicalism.

Edgar!

Elmore Coen, your favorite author, is on vacation in Rome.

Eminence, do you have any idea why I'm here?

Eminence!

English?

Esther,

Esther, I must go.

Et dimitte nobis debita nostra,

Et ne nos inducas in tentationem,

Evangelization.

Even if you can't see it now...

Even in St. Peter's Square.

Even those that have to do with me.

Even though you are Pope.

Even worse, is not interested in it.

Every candidate for priesthood

Every candidate for priesthood takes a vow of chastity.

Everything else is strictly a surrogate,

Everything else is strictly a surrogate,

Everything.

Excellent! He's finally meeting his match.

Father Antonello did a great job with A Great Little Soul,

Fiat voluntas Tua,

Finally to modernize Italy.

Finally, Father, the world!

Fine!

Fine. We'll rebuild those walls, taller and finer.

First village of goodness.

Fix that word firmly in your souls:

Flowers!

For now, the faithful are not returning.

For the Congregation for the Clergy?

For the past ten minutes!

For the Pope's public speech. Will he go?

For the very first time.

For this visit?

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Forgive me. No.

Forgive me. I'm such a fool.

Forgive you always.

Forgive you always.

Forgiveness...

Freedom and fear are always together

From a bingo parlor.

From a window, and...

From that moment on he seemed shocked

From the Congregation for the Causes of Saints

From this day forth, that's what the Pope wants,

From this day forth, the word compromise,

From this day forward, everything that was wide open

From this pulpit he will shout at you

Further tax and banking benefits to the Holy See,

Gay couples, abortion, scientific research.

Gentlemen...

Get used to it.

Give me peace

Gloria Patri et Filio et Spiritui Sancto

Go to Venice and bury two empty coffins.

God and I are simply dripping with imagination.

God is love.

God, the absence of God...

Good evening.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Goodnight, ma'am.

Greater assistance to Catholic families,

Greatly reducing the influx of funds to Vatican City.

Guess what I can do?

Gutierrez is not up to it.

Haec quotiescumque feceritis

Hail Mary, full of grace.

Halitosis is a deformation of the soul.

Hammers in hand, bent on destruction.

Has been banished from the vocabulary.

Have declined, tourist visits to the Vatican have declined,

Have resulted in a 12% increase in the number of requests

Have you ever had a girlfriend, Your Holiness?

Have you ever met him personally?

Have you ever seen two priests wearing track suits?

He can't seem to sleep, because He's come to the conclusion

He didn't keep his promise.

He disappeared.

He has none of the necessary expertise,

He is!

He offers reassurance as well.

He resembles his mother.

He said he remembered only the perverse

He said he will. In any case, I'll keep you informed. OK?

He stated in an interview with the press that he'd like to meet you.

He takes after you.

He was arguing with the caller, saying he was cheating.

He was not making compromises.

He will refuse to give communion to crime bosses

He won't do a thing he says.

He'll fly high!

He's a great philanthropist, generous with us

He's a hero.

He's a notorious con artist who claims he can pick out

He's decided that He's lost the u.

He's gone to the outskirts of town,

He's in intelligence and stationed in Dubai.

He's not the only one, Captain. At least two crazies pop up every day.

He's probably in some far flung monastery praying and repenting.

He's selling smoke and mirrors.

Heal yourself, Sister Antonia.

Hell.

Her hair flowing and blonde

Her hair was parted in the middle and long on the sides...

Here I am, Holy Father.

Here you are: Sanchez Angelo.

Here, you take it.

Here's how it works:

His anger keeps Him from viewing matters objectively.

His relatives claim he was being persecuted

Holy Father,

Holy Father,

Holy Father, believe me, political awareness

Holy Father, believe me, political awareness

Holy Father, donations have declined.

Holy Father, I beg you, this is no laughing matter.

Holy Father, I've already destroyed those pictures.

Holy Father, I've read the draft bills

Holy Father, may I remind you that we're the same age?

Holy Father, reliable sources say that the Kurtwell investigation

Holy Father, the announcement of your orders

Holy Father, the Italian Prime Minister

Holy Father, the papal tiara has arrived from Washington,

Holy Father, we will wake up and find the women of the world,

Holy Father, weather conditions in Rome are critical.

Holy Father, will you appear here, in Africa, for the first time?

Holy Father, would you like me to see what I can do

Holy Father.

Holy Father.

Holy Father...

Holy Father...

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

Honduras is and always will be

How beautiful you are, Sister Mary, at night.

How can anyone abandon a three year old? Where do you find the nerve?

How could I not?!

How could you doubt that I'd come?

How disappointing! I thought you came because of me.

How do you feel?

How far were you willing to go?

How strange the human soul can be

How to get through that door.

How we whispered in secret about our one and only

How wonderful!

Hunger, blood, thirst, and poverty.

I always doubt.

I always say to the children who write me from all over the world:

I always think that they go to places I've never been.

I always wonder the same thing, every time I see one.

I am a coward.

I am a coward.

I am a priest,

I am proof of the existence of God?

I am ready to die for you

I am so tired.

I am the Pope, now.

I am the young pope.

I am very eager to hear what you have to say, Holy Father.

I ask this of you on bended knee.

I beg you to reconsider your decision

I beg you, please, Father, only you can help us.

I beg you.

I beg your pardon for only coming back here after nine months to...

I believe I am. Don't be in such a hurry.

I believe I'm done.

I believe it.

I can finally free the country from the pork barrels,

I can have myself accredited as the latter as well,

I can restore the non expedit.

I can say that much after my meeting with the Holy Father.

I can't rule out that someone might have had a reason

I could have been an excellent priest.

I didn't go looking for my parents.

I didn't know that you had expansionistic ambitions.

I didn't think you'd be running the Country this long.

I didn't want to tell you, but now I'm forced to:

I do remember what my parents smelled like.

I don't expect any applause from you.

I don't feel like talking about it.

I don't know if we have any.

I don't know, Jennifer.

I don't know...

I don't know...

I don't know... I don't know...

I don't like to travel and you know perfectly well

I don't remember your father,

I don't think so.

I don't want to talk about people who strip naked

I feel guilty, because I should be thinking about my only true friend:

I feel it.

I forgive you for being an alcoholic

I had heard that you wanted to meet me too.

I had my own crisis of faith.

I had such a simple dream: to serve God.

I have an important question to ask him.

I have no idea what to do with the friendship of the whole wide world.

I have renounced my fellow man,

I have to confess a horrible thing I did.

I have to take a trip.

I have to tell you something, Holy Father.

I have visited your country and I have seen dead bodies

I haven't said anything to the Cardinal Secretary of State.

I implore you, forgive me. I need your forgiveness.

I intend to start a revolution.

I jotted it down in a hurry just a few minutes ago.

I know everything a powerful man

I know Monsignor Aguero very well.

I know you will obey, because you've already figured out

I know! I know you wanted him, not me.

I know.

I like this, go on.

I love a God that never leaves or that always leaves me.

I love God because it is so painful to love human beings.

I loved you for the way you were...

I make sure you receive it promptly.

I met this famous American author.

I might add, like every politicians' speech.

I need to stop at the next gas station.

I never asked you to choose.

I never blackmailed you by saying that in order to be good Christians

I never even realized I was doing it, I must have sinned with Esther

I never knew you were an orphan, too.

I never said that you have to let yourself be seen.

I no longer really know what miracle to wish for.

I only remember certain perverse and lustful details.

I only want to talk about things that I understand.

I pray to You

I put no stock in consensus.

I repented before I could sin.

I said to myself: why bother?

I said you don't believe in God.

I said: You ugly shit, don't you dare

I say: better to have a few that are reliable

I should have done it before,

I think just the opposite.

I thought it would cause you too much pain.

I too was surprised to learn that I needed to see you.

I try to live in accordance with Christian values.

I understand, Jennifer, but he's not coming out.

I wanna find my mom and dad.

I wanna tell you something.

I want fanatics for God. Because fanaticism is love.

I want great love stories.

I want to be perfectly clear with you.

I want to go home.

I want to let you know that I've been working hard on something new.

I want you to know that,

I was abandoned by my parents when I was just three years old.

I was born in Alicante into a family of manual laborers

I was fifty years old myself once, you know?

I was so surprised and happy to hear that you wanted to see me.

I was watching...

I won't say the names of those who are guilty in this.

I would never dare to contradict you.

I wouldn't be so sure of those numbers, if I were you.

I, on the other hand

I, on the other hand, see two media events.

I'd collected all the evidence for a good old fashioned scandal.

I'd like to introduce you to the new bishop of San Pedro Sula,

I'd prefer not to delve into my psyche.

I'd use my words with care, Mother Antonia.

I'll show you that God exists,

I'll strip you of all you have.

I'll take 1001 Illustrious Names Blackmailed by Angelo Voiello.

I'll take care of it. You go to sleep.

I'm accustomed to it, signora.

I'm afraid.

I'm already the former,

I'm Contessa Emma Meraviglia, the wife of General Meraviglia.

I'm Contessa Emma Meraviglia, the wife of General Meraviglia.

I'm getting old.

I'm glad that you find a moment to say hello to me.

I'm glad we're finally beginning to talk sense.

I'm glad.

I'm going to turn around now, and I'll see them:

I'm going to turn around, and they'll still be there.

I'm gonna be forced to prove to you that God does exists.

I'm just a man. That's the answer.

I'm not a man who's comfortable on vacation.

I'm not particularly fond of Sister Antonia

I'm only interested in the living.

I'm ready to wage a war without end against you.

I'm really tired

I'm the Pope and I'm going to remain Pope until the day I die.

I've almost always written about sex

I've always wanted to meet Elmore Coen.

I've been fighting for years against such wasteful behavior.

I've been inappropriate.

I've decided to visit Africa.

I've just deleted it.

I've loved all your books, Mr. Coen.

I've only have had one and I remember everything about her.

I've seen everything.

If I show it to you, then the adventure is over.

If I were to speak...

If only it were true.

If only you will become guilty of peace.

If Pettola was an insignificant artist

If the Vatican were to persecute and threaten them all,

If there's anything I've left off, I can certainly add it to the list.

If they're been even slightly unfaithful,

If we continue on this course,

If you remember those

If you want to see God, you have the means to do it.

If you will allow me, Holy Father, you're not tired.

If you're at loose ends, please come.

Imperative.

In any case, my husband and I will be hosting a party

In exchange for a few glasses of water she demands favors

In fact, I'm here to ascertain your temptations.

In L'Osservatore Vaticano, with obscurantist and retrograde theses.

In mei memoriam facietis.

In my head, I'll be at this audience

In order to alleviate their suffering

In order to be with my friend Andrew Dussolier,

In order to protest against something.

In other words, a powerful, an evocative image,

In silence.

In six months, Italy will hold the general elections,

In terms of blind loyalty to the imperative.

In that big one room dormitory

In that case, why are we bothering to all travel together on the same flight?

In that, they were correct.

In the areas of euthanasia, common law marriages,

In the confessional to women who have had abortions.

In the past nine months you have never shown yourself

In the same way, we can all be guilty of peace.

In the Secretary of State and the Pope's offices

In the Sixties the young people that protested in the streets

In the Vatican, gossip is called calumny.

In your home diocese or in any other, for seven years.

Inaccessible and mysterious.

Inexhaustible topic of discussion:

Instead, I went back to the orphanage,

Instead, look over there.

Interesting theory!

Into compromising sexual situations

Is a man who's far more intelligent than you?

Is an archetypal emotion for the Secretary of State.

Is an archetypal emotion for the Secretary of State.

Is an unforgettable adventure?

Is at a standstill.

Is conducting an unseemly relationship with that woman.

Is gonna be closed.

Is that true, Holy Father?

Is that you will do what I have told you to do.

Is waiting for you in the Vatican.

Islam has more followers than the Catholic Church.

Isn't that true, Father?

Isn't that wonderful, you might be thinking!

It can cause fluorosis, anemia

It causes me too much pain even now.

It does seem strange but not implausible.

It is believed that the Holy Father

It tells them that they, the faithful, must not be afraid.

It vacated the house for the new tenant,

It was beautiful.

It was beautiful.

It was eliminated by Benedict XV in 1919,

It will become hard work.

It would be an honor for my husband and me.

It would be wonderful to love you the way you want to be loved,

It wouldn't have time to do anything else.

It's a Bible that belonged to Thomas Jefferson,

It's a fraud, really

It's a natural cycle.

It's a pity we can't remember what we smelled like

It's an immense honor for me to meet you.

It's become an obsessive, very unhealthy thought.

It's been evicted.

It's hard to even come up with an estimate of the number of dead.

It's in perfect condition.

It's normal, we all want to see that which is hidden,

It's pointless for you to go on pretending nothing happened, Lenny.

It's something I've never told you before.

It's surprising to see how a young woman,

It's time to stop!

It's true, I was thinking of using old, violent methods,

Italian Catholics have turned away from the Church en masse.

Its a kind of soft, disguised form of excommunication.

Joint pains, dental disease, and kidney failure.

Jump.

Just a few days after listening to Juana's fairy tales

Just as surgeons have no fear of blood

Just in case God does happen to exist,

Just like before.

Just moments after having a child, can be transformed into a mother.

Just try it.

Just vanished.

Keep pushing, keep pushing now.

Kicked and spat upon by junkies, and homeless people, and drunks?

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Kurtwell and Belardo know each other

Kurtwell is blackmailing you.

Kyrie Eléison.

Kyrie Eléison.

Ladies and gentlemen, His Holiness Pius XIII.

Last of all, just a few short weeks before the elections,

Last week he claimed that Maradona is still on drugs,

Laymen always think we priests are scandalized

Led by the Femen, rushing the walls of the Vatican,

Lenny, I'm not okay with this.

Let me introduce you to my best friend, Girolamo.

Let us look each other right in the eyes

Let us look each other right in the eyes

Let us pray.

Let's go!

Let's hear it, then.

Let's hear.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Your Holiness.

Let's smoke a cigarette together, secretly.

Let's take you for instance Sister Antonia: are you a good person?

Like all priests and all nuns.

Like all priests.

Like all priests.

Like all priests.

Like an old married couple, each willing to die for the other.

Like when we were kids.

Like you.

Look at them with eyes of joy and remember

Lord Almighty

Lord Almighty

Loveliest places on earth.

Lying on the ground

Ma'am, show me, I implore you.

Make yourself comfortable.

Make yourselves comfortable. I'll go check.

Making abortion unforgivable has unleashed the Femen

Making the rounds about the Holy Father.

Many of these children

May I have some cane sugar?

May I touch? No!

Me.

Met with you, the Pope and other Cardinals.

Michael, what must I do to restore the Church's fate?

Might that be of interest to you?

Miserable, cowardly murderer.

Mom and dad waiting for me.

Monsignor Gutierrez was right:

Monsignor Jorge Aguero.

Monsignor, I forgive you for having betrayed our confidences

More money to Catholic schools,

More than thirty years ago.

Mr. Prime Minister,

Mr. Prime Minister, please allow me to recommend extreme caution

Much better, thanks to me.

Must have filed a complaint against me.

My dear boy, I still can't read the Holy Father's mind.

My fear is that, as soon as His Holiness leaves this land of ours

My fellow women,

My girlfriends would compete to keep you company.

My hands only know how to bless people.

My name is Angelo Sanchez.

My penitence, Father?

My penitence, Father?

My superiors have determined that you are neither suited for

Naples it is.

Needs to know about the people he works with.

Never.

Next Sunday...

Next to it is the dormitory

No matter what the sexual orientation is.

No profession has to deal with sin on such a continual basis as ours

No thanks.

No to any temptation to accept euthanasia,

No to common law marriages,

No to gay marriages,

No, Holy Father, I'm talking about your speech.

No, I'm not going to resign.

No, Mr. Prime Minister. I'm praying for you,

No, of course you don't. You're far too young.

No, Raffaele Esposito, the magistrate.

No, Your Eminence, we're here about Tonino Pettola. Do you know him?

No.

No.

No.

No. Because it isn't true.

No. He's a very good looking baby.

Nobody knows where the Pope is.

Non expedit.

None from me and none from you.

Nonetheless, substantial disagreements

Nor is the Cardinal Secretary of State.

Nor worthy of the priesthood.

Not all that glitters is gold.

Not at all.

Not for the way you ought to be.

Not right now, you're not. But why won't he come out?

Not unlike that of Christ.

Nothing except Hell.

Nothing's changed, as you can see.

Now and at the hour of our death.

Now I bid you farewell. I'm going to Rome.

Now I can't seem to do anything but remember my own

Now I can't seem to sleep at night

Now I know very well

Now it's up to you.

Now let us offer the prayer

Now look at whoever is next to you.

Now stop making a spectacle of yourself and get off.

Now that You have our beloved Dussolier in Your arms

Now that you're about to set off on a challenging mission to America.

Now think carefully and answer sincerely

Now you may say to me:

Now you must grapple with disenchantment

Now, having set out

Now, Holy Father,

Now, if you'd care to listen to me,

Now, just try and imagine something with me:

Now...

O Lord...

Obscene acts, and filth I could never repeat.

Of concealing my boundless ignorance.

Of course, it had slipped my mind.

Of fondness from the masses. It became popular.

Of giving it only to those who don't want it.

Of leukemia and on her deathbed, she said:

Of losing support among voters, I can review the colossal fraud

Of Muslims and Hindus,

Of Saint Peter and Paul and by our Own,

Of Sister Antonia's first village of goodness.

Of such risky and unpopular decisions?

Of the carrot and the stick.

Of the commandant of the Swiss Guard have not gone unnoticed.

Of the eight per thousand Church tax, finally imposing

Of the foundation of Sister Antonia's

Of the Holy Roman Church,

Of the roller skating children?

Of these first few decades of the century.

Of withstanding the heartbreak of love,

Of withstanding the heartbreak of love.

Oh I...

Oh, don't worry.

Oh, forgive me

Oh, I just love helicopters.

Oh, it's very simple.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, not wanted, but needed.

Oh, probably just one of the many slanders

Oh, yes I was.

Oh, you shouldn't have, Holy Father.

Oh.

Ok, Esther, ok, ok, ok.

Ok, Esther.

Ok, Esther.

Ok, ok.

Ok, thank you. I'll keep it in mind.

Ok.

Old age.

Old and unreliable Rorschach tests

On anything or with anyone.

On social networks if I make a mistake.

On the banks of a river in Colorado...

On what?

One evening a few months ago, in his home

One has already taken place, that's you.

One of whom is dressed in a slightly odd style.

One thing Pius XIII certainly doesn't lack is unpredictability.

Only the Church possesses the charisma of truth,

Only they're not sure what it is.

Only work on the old popes,

Or in their homes while they're watching TV?

Or perhaps in their sleep!

Orders to investigate intrusively into the past of aspiring priests,

Otherwise...

Our benefactors send us huge quantities of clean water

Our days of free willing finances are over.

Our future.

Our Lord is with Thee.

Our order will threaten a schism.

Over the death of your closest friend, Cardinal Dussolier.

Panem nostrum quotidianum

Pater Noster, qui es in Caelis,

Pater, et Filius, et Spiritus Sanctus.

Peace.

People are always making calls from the Vatican.

People say you're a saint

People say you're a saint.

Perhaps God has entered you.

Perhaps someone that believed all his fibs and wanted to meet him.

Perhaps that is why you have loved me, just a little. No?

Perhaps you should keep firmly in mind this list of requests.

Persuasive and stupid,

Peter, and little Pius.

Pettola's relatives claim the exact opposite.

Phone records reveal that numerous calls from inside the Vatican

Pity, compassion...

Pius XIII appears and so do his beautiful blue eyes...

Please, show me this other path.

Please, take a sit.

Please...

Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Pius XIV.

Points to your ability to maintain that 41%.

Pope Pius XIII has decided to appear in public

Pope Pius XIII, speaking to you now.

Power to the imagination.

Practically speaking, has never stopped.

Pray for us sinners,

Prepare the Sistine Chapel.

Prince Abadi has prepared the stadium

Prince Abadi is a good man.

Prince Abadi is a good man.

Prince Abadi is a good man.

Punitive taxes on the dioceses, and, most important of all,

Push more.

Push! Pushing, ok.

Push. Push more.

Push. Very good, Very good.

Put in simpler terms, the sexual disturbances afflicting you

Read it!

Really do exist and might think about us.

Receive the ring from the hands of Peter.

Recovered from terminal illness.

Remain with the Holy See.

Remind him not to grieve over all our shattered dreams.

Remind him not to weep

Remind him of Sister Mary at age twenty

Remind him of that afternoon

Remind him of that indelible, archaic picture of beauty

Remind him of the fear and freedom we felt on that rainy afternoon.

Remind him, Lord Almighty of all our endless late night conversations

Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine

Requiescant in pace.

Rest easy, he's bluffing.

Restrictions on the religious freedom

Revenues from religious taxes,

Revolution, Tommaso.

Said St. Ignatius of Antioch.

Sancta Maria, Mater Dei.

Sanctificetur Nomen Tuum.

Sed libera nos a malo.

Seeing my parents again.

Select the candidates for the priesthood from all over the world.

She died at the age of eighteen

She has a close and friendly relationship with halitosis.

She is revered in Guatemala and across all of Central America.

She told me:

She would tell them fairy tales

She'd gladly saw off one of her arms to get you to come, Holy Father.

Show me.

Sick.

Sicut et nos dimittimus

Sicut in Caelo, et in Terra.

Simply to survive.

Since you get 31% of your votes from the Catholic electorate,

Sister Antonia calls my office an average of fourteen times a day

Sister Antonia hides the water.

Sister Mary took us to the custodian's house?

Sister Mary took us to the custodian's house?

Small and extremely uncomfortable.

So did Liliana with A Man...

So how do you survive without women?

So I could begin work on my new responsibilities.

So tell me now.

So we priests are no longer are afraid of scandal and sin.

So what do you say?

So what prayer is he praying?

So you can get it out of your mind: he's not coming out.

So, we don't look to the outside world.

So, what if I asked you to become Prefect

Soccer mania is an archetypal emotion for the Secretary of State.

Sofie, when am I gonna be able to ask my question?

Sofie, you know perfectly well that this bullshit won't sell anymore.

Something extraordinary happened in that room.

Sooner or later all popes need to remind themselves

Spouted all kind of heresies, all except one:

Start a scandal?

Stay where you are! Don't move!

Stay where you are! Nobody move! Stay where you are!

Stay where you are! Stay where you are! Nobody move!

Stumbling blocks, and vetoes of the Holy Roman Church

Such a strange life

Suggests that he's more diabolical than saintly.

Take a look in this mirror.

Take the Lord's name in vain again.

Take this trip... in two hours he told us: we're going.

Takes a vow of chastity and none of them respect them.

Tell me about the Blessed Juana.

Tell me about your calling.

Than it is right now,

Than to have a great many that are distractible and indifferent.

Thank you so much, Sister Mary.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks to you I can start a revolution.

That 41% exists.

That 41% off the face of the earth?

That Christ has given us as the model of all prayers:

That God doesn't exist.

That has clutched your land for twelve years now.

That have already been approved by the various commissions.

That I don't like to be seen.

That I had found a way of destroying the Holy Father.

That is God.

That is the only way great loves stories are born.

That it does not take seriously the problem of child abuse or,

That makes you feel so cheerful and full of yourself.

That Maradona is still doing drugs.

That neither he nor I will ever forget that picture.

That only makes me feel worse.

That poor man had followers all around the world

That really would be an unusual experience for me.

That she thought up herself, very amusing ones, apparently

That so stirred us

That the Cardinals, the Secretary of State and the Pope

That there's nothing He can do about human beings.

That this pope isn't afraid to lose the faithful

That was the beginning.

That water is dangerous.

That you threatened to throw him in quicksand.

That's a bad custom to get into.

That's a hypothesis,

That's a hypothesis,

That's a wonderful story, Your Eminence.

That's enough photos for now.

That's exactly how I dream of her.

That's my job, Captain.

That's not all.

That's probably because we're continuing lecturing you

That's the door.

That's the official version. Then, I, I couldn't say...

That's the only way we can once again become desirable.

That's the truth.

That's very thoughtful of you.

That's what God wants.

That's what I read in the directive I found on my desk this morning,

That's what the Church wants,

That's why I've come to you belatedly.

That's why there has been no international aid.

The arrival of the Holy Father has been particularly useful

The attentions that Your Holiness has been paying to the wife

The best a priest could hope to have.

The Blessed Virgin Mary amid his flock of sheep.

The cafeteria

The calls not only came

The carrot and the stick.

The catechism school

The Catholics will all rush to Google those words.

The church won for itself great expressions

The civil war in this country

The confessional is our operating room.

The Congregation for the Causes of Saints has repeatedly

The Congregation for the Causes of Saints was in contact with him,

The death of Andrew...

The dental clinic

The difference is that I was elected with 41% of the votes.

The elderly gas station attendant on the county road

The elementary school

The evening doesn't console me.

The evidence is in here.

The faithful will return.

The fireman, the blue water sailor.

The first of the 250 villages of goodness.

The foolish ones go with women on the sly.

The health care clinic

The heroic soldier

The Holy Father isn't in the Apostolic Palace.

The idea of threatening that poor girl, who suffers from sterility!

The information I've received

The Italian bishops can take care of themselves.

The Italian government, despite the Pontiff's misgivings,

The Italian political equation would have been obliged

The Kurtwell case needs to be examined

The largest multinational of charity.

The lowlife New York musician

The Madonna made us laugh.

The main problem afflicting this area has to do with

The miracle I've supposedly performed,

The miracle that doesn't happened and never will:

The morbid curiosity prompted by absence.

The more than likely it's the devil.

The non expedit means that the Holy Father

The non expedit was first issued by Pius IX in 1868.

The only one who never criticizes me.

The only problem was they had no imagination.

The only way in.

The other is about to happen.

The owner of the Er Core de Roma restaurant

The Pope says just two words:

The Pope told me I would become a cardinal.

The President of the United States,

The public squares have been jam packed,

The question here is: what exactly does it mean to be a good person?

The reason for this visit...

The reason...

The result has been that,

The revision of the eight per thousand Church tax

The revision of the eight per thousand Church tax is approaching

The same thing our Church is going to die of.

The second calling is more challenging

The simple fact that you have announced your first pastoral visit

The time has come to address the cardinals.

The U.N. denounces Abadi

The United Nations has been in this place for some time, too.

The warring bands will go back to slaughtering each other

The water condenses on the glass and then drips into containers.

The way it always has in the past.

The way of gaining acceptance from the world

The whole world is dying of curiosity.

The wise ones long ago understood the degree to which sex

The wonderful words that you said to that young woman illuminated me.

The young man in a hurry who's speaking on TV right now.

Their sexual predilections are irrelevant.

Then I'd be forced to make recourse to my sovereign power.

Then they come back.

Then they like it, don't they?

There are about 250 employees.

There are times when we manage to collect

There are too many of them.

There is not much that the Vatican Bank can do.

There is nothing outside your obedience to Pius XIII.

There seems to be some kind of misunderstanding

There will be no expressions of thanks in this chapel.

There, only there.

There's another element worthy of your consideration:

There's only one thing I can do for you: forgive you.

There's still another path that will allow you

Therefore, by the authority of the almighty God

These past few days, I've had to build Hell for you,

These people are deadly serious.

They are not my words, they're the words of your Pope.

They are proof of the existence of God.

They can't afford to solve the mystery

They could simply disobey you.

They don't work with me.

They go somewhere else.

They left the Vatican, without saying goodbye to me.

They make me feel like I'm having an adventure.

They paint the future in colors that reality can never know.

They say that Tonino Pettola,

They say that you've sent a man with no experience

They see me because they can't see far.

They tell us that the number of Italians who identify themselves

They'd never disobey Christ.

They're still there.

They're true.

They've found something wrong with me

Think about all the things you like.

Think carefully.

This doesn't strike me as the right idea

This enormous burden swept away by a tiny morsel of guilt.

This is a very ingenious system designed by a Dutch company

This is for the baby.

This is for you.

This is our church.

This is the vicar of Christ

This last request really is remarkable, I have to admit.

This new development not only allows me to ignore your requests,

This Pope is a saint.

This Pope...

This Pope...

This venerable brother of ours,

Those dancers gave a wonderful performance.

Three in the morning.

Three quarters of my literary production.

Through your terse and telegraphic communiqués

Thursday at our villa.

Time is turning into a thin sheet,

To Africa.

To call Tonino Pettola.

To celebrate the thirtieth anniversary

To celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of the foundation

To conduct that investigation

To cut a long story short, Holy Father,

To feel he's closer.

To find the people and things you are looking for

To forsake evil, to fight against the gangs,

To insinuate a nonexistent sexual relationship

To love other men and women.

To mend the relations with the Italian Government?

To prove to you the existence of God,

To repeat her invitation.

To say goodbye and turn right around and head back to Rome.

To say no to death,

To send to America Monsignor Gutierrez.

To settle the problems we have.

To take part in your next mass at St. Peter's.

To take your demands under serious consideration.

To talk to the Italian Catholics.

To the Cardinal Secretary of State.

To the faithful,

To violence

To vote in the Italian elections.

To what do I owe...

Tolerance.

Tonino Pettola,

True.

Two young men.

Under the blankets

Underneath the Eiffel Tower, in the European parliament

Unfortunately, they've gotten into the habit

Unrealizable?

Until they actually go on a trip.

Valente, was there something you wanted to tell me?

Valente.

Very few details of that nature.

Waste is not the point, Your Eminence.

Watch out for the custodian.

Water problem.

We all have to get used to new things, Holy Father.

We all want to stare the forbidden in the face.

We are all guilty of war and death.

We are all guilty.

We are cement.

We are here. Because, what are we?

We are never scandalized

We are not going anywhere.

We are not priests.

We brought the stick but forgot the carrot.

We can no longer put off this matter.

We certainly can't blame Jefferson, the Bible isn't light reading.

We create and solemnly proclaim

We don't have any cane sugar, Captain.

We had to go to retrieve Pius XIII's predecessor

We have been praying for months now.

We have no reason to look out.

We love God because it is so painful

We named him Pius.

We received plenty of esteem and lots of friendship.

We shall see about that!

We should go.

We used to be the same age.

We wanted to live the lives of the great baseball player

We were children then, and that's what children do:

We won't see each other, my dear, devoted faithful.

We'll be forced to start selling off our artistic patrimony

We'll be late for the audience!

We're both orphans.

We're going to have to land in Naples.

We're in, but only for God.

We're not in, no matter who's knocking on our door.

We're not in.

We've already done it.

We've been reaching out to others for years now.

We've failed to follow the eternal, unchanging principle

Weigh your words carefully, Holy Father.

Welcome, Mr. Prime Minister, the Holy Father is expecting you.

Well, he's not praying aloud. With this Pope, that constitutes news.

Well, how is this Italy of ours doing?

Well, I'm all out of cigarettes.

Well, I'm telling you no.

Well, she cared for sick children in the hospitals and

Well, something's changed.

Well, you just tell her to get to sawing

Well... now you know.

Were bright...

Were made to Pettola.

What a tempter!

What an honor!

What are we doing wrong?

What are you going to tell me?

What became...

What did he die of?

What did she look like?

What did the Blessed Juana do to deserve canonization?

What did you say?

What did you want to talk to me about, Holy Father?

What do they mean?

What do we care? You and I are the Holy See.

What do you mean by an opening?

What do you mean by carrot?

What do you mean, home?

What do you recommend?

What do you see?

What do you see?

What do you want?

What does Kurtwell know about you that we don't?

What does that mean: he's not coming out?

What else is there to know?

What freedom is.

What I do expect...

What I really wish is to go back to Rome.

What I want is absolute love and total devotion to God.

What I, who am not answerable to 41% of the Italians,

What if I knew all your secrets, Your Eminence?

What if I knew that one too?

What is he doing? He's praying.

What is it about that statuette that you find so sensual?

What morbid curiosity!

What St. Augustine said:

What time is it?

What was that American journalist on the plane referring to?

What were you hoping to achieve?

What writer wouldn't want to meet you?

When are you gonna make this blessed speech to the cardinals?

When he remembers that instead we lived only the simple

When I have something to say.

When I met that girl in California on a beach

When Jesus willingly mounted the cross,

When they were asked whether they had any idea

When we ran away together from the orphanage.

When we were babies.

When we were boys, I thought,

When you first came to the orphanage,

When you want, you know how to be quite comforting.

Where are you thinking of dragging me?

Where do they go, the airplanes we never take?

Whereas the truth is the exact opposite.

Whereas you, Mr. Coen, have probably had thousands

Which donated it to us.

Which made me think she was sad.

Which ones?

Which our bishops and dioceses depend on for their survival,

Who acknowledges my authority, you must do what I ask.

Who are my one and only real interest.

Who has diametrically opposite tastes in decorating.

Who performs miracles.

Who renounces his own temptations and needs

Who sent you? Pius XIII?

Who told you all these things?

Who told...

Who was all I had left in the world.

Who were afraid of losing consensus.

Why didn't you ever tell me?

Why do you want to hurt me, Captain? Why?

Why don't you wanna talk about it?

Why haven't you appeared in public yet?

Why not?

Why they felt better and were healed, gave the same answer:

Why?

Why? What happened to Tonino Pettola?

Will be happy to help God eradicating that 41%.

Will continue the efforts to legalize common law marriages,

Will he allow himself to be seen in public for the first time?

Will you stop at nothing, Your Eminence?

With a magnificent speech, full of quotations in Latin,

With the attitudes of the last Papacy,

With the attitudes of the last Papacy,

With the Pope.

Without fear of retaliation or the risk

Won't speak to you about God until there is peace.

Working only for the interests of others.

Would all go to Tonino Pettola's house

Would that be such a bad thing?

Would threaten the survival of the Italian bishops.

Would you do it?

Would you have blackmailed the Holy Father?

Would you have gone so far as to give those pictures to the press,

Would you like some water to drink, Your Holiness?

Would you sell us some cigarettes?

Writers and men of the cloth are the same that way.

Writing is the one way I've found

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I remember. I don't wanna talk about it.

Yeah, you could have.

Yes, because I'm not a hero.

Yes, he will do all the things that I have failed to do.

Yes, Holy Father, it's a wonderful story.

Yes, yes, Girolamo, now I'll tell Sister Mary.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You already told me that.

You always talk to me about my holiness,

You and I have renounced our fellow men, and women,

You are nothing more than a pathetic,

You are prohibited from requesting admission to a seminary,

You are the most mysterious man

You are very beautiful at night, Sister Mary.

You can only measure it in terms of intensity.

You can touch my legs.

You can use Christian values for all kinds of purposes.

You can't measure love with numbers,

You couldn't get to sleep!

You couldn't have told me before?

You don't believe in God but that shouldn't upset you.

You don't believe in God.

You don't know how wonderful peace is.

You don't need my forgiveness. You need my compassion.

You had to let yourselves be murdered

You have an answer for everything, Eminence.

You have no idea how disconcerting peace can be.

You have not communicated with anyone,

You have not recited a single Angelus in St. Peter's Square,

You have simply retreated into your palace on the hill

You haven't figured out that your old methods

You know that?

You know, I don't like seeing you all on your own.

You know, I don't like seeing you all on your own.

You look like a couple of priests.

You men of the cloth don't kid around, either.

You might not believe it

You might say to me: which ones?

You murdered my dream.

You must have faith in God, Your Holiness,

You no longer have to deal with the enthusiasm of youth

You once asked me who I really am.

You owe me, as a friend, as a man of the cloth

You put on airs as a politician,

You see, Mr. Prime Minister,

You still haven't figured out you've run up against

You think I'm here to honor you.

You truly are my spiritual father

You wanna to do much better,

You were elected by God.

You were just a jerk, now you've become the Pope.

You were right, your Pope really is a saint.

You weren't all that wrong: this Pope is diabolical.

You weren't to blame.

You write about motors that break down continuously.

You writers are all so obsessed with mystery.

You're grieving and struggling with guilt

You're my best friend and I don't understand you.

You're never going to be Pope, Michael.

You're right. I feel it too.

You've just letting me rattle on like an idiot

Young men paid bounties to lure those aspiring priests

Young people like you love adventures.

Your 41% share of the electorate.

Your beds, your tunics, your underpants,

Your demands might have some basis in fact

Your Eminence, as an orphan, I'm very familiar with this.

Your Eminence, I don't wanna hear any more bad news.

Your Eminence, I've been in this place for many years.

Your eyes, sir.

Your eyes...

Your hands are safer than mine.

Your Holiness, Gutierrez is an alcoholic.

Your Holiness, how did you find out?

Your Holiness, what do you intend to do?

Your Holiness, what else do you know about me?

Your Holiness, who are you, really?

Your Holiness, with a few words you have just razed to the ground

Your Holiness, you are the Church.

Your life, your Papacy

Your love for the Church is strengthened.

Your resignation.

Your words are beautiful.

Are you up for going on? I am. What about you?

Do you know what that means? No.

Does Lenny know? No.

Good evening, Sir. Hi.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning.

He's bluffing. Who?

I feel it. Yes.

I'm going back. I'm sorry, Lenny. Ok.

I've heard the same thing. What, Captain?

Is he a good friend? Yes.

It's all right, nothing happened. I'm such an idiot.

Let me explain something to you, Holy Father. Please.

Nothing happened. Yes, yes you're right, Peter.

Sister Mary will be upset. I don't care.

Thanks. This way please.

When will he come out? I'll tell you right away

Where is he now? He's angry.

Who? Tonino Pettola.

Why did you come here? Because of the Pope.

Will you let me in? Of course.

Yeah. But just imagine,

You think so? Yes.

You too? Me too.

...et apostolicae fidei cultoribus.

...my home.