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Al Pacino All I have in my life: my balls and my word
Al Pacino Whoo Ah!
Al Pacino Ass
Al Pacino Brain
Al Pacino Diluting
Al Pacino F that
Al Pacino From?
Al Pacino Get out
Al Pacino I Touch you
Al Pacino Mattress
Al Pacino No life
Al Pacino Reloaded
Al Pacino Shame on you!
Al Pacino Show?
Al Pacino Talk Cadillac
Al Pacino Trade?
Al Pacino Your business
All I have in this world is my balls and my word I don't break them for no one you understand
All right you shot them both now what do you do sit down finish my dinner
And listen you go out yourself go ahead go out do some things have some fun you gotta get some fun out of life
Anything beats lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you i'll tell you that!
But you a man who ain't got his word is a cockroach
Buy me out the casino the hotel the corleone family wants to buy you out
Come on in here, motherfuckers
Come on make way for the bad guy there's a bad guy coming through! better get out of his way!
Fredo you're my older brother and I love you but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Fuck them all! i'll bury those cockroaches!
Fuck there's no laws anymore
Fuck you! what do you think I am you think I kill two kids and a woman fuck that! I don't need that shit in my life!
Get out of the way of the television!
God damn it!
He's the best lawyer in miami he's such a good lawyer that by tomorrow morning you gonna be working in alaska so dress warm
Hi guys, how are you?
How did he do that made him an offer he couldn't refuse
How do I know you're the last cop i'm gonna have to grease
How would you know bubble head
I always knew what the right path was
I could eat a horse okay they'll cook you a horse i'll eat it
I go low you go high I know the game this is business talk
I got fucking russian shoes my feet's coming through
I gotta sit down here I gotta watch my friend here he gonna stick his tongue out to that girl
I hope I have that problem someday
I know you know I know you know
I never waited for anyone who was late
I told you man! I told you don't fuck with me!
I want you to see what a good boy i've been here's 1000 dollars for you mama
I watch the guys like humphrey bogart james cagney they teach me to talk I like those guys
I'd kill a communist for fun but for a green card I gonna carve him up real nice
I'll fly the cash myself to the bahamas come on yeah
I'm in tight with sosa
I'm not finished
I've never fucked anybody over who didn't have it coming you got that
It's those guys man! it's the fucking bankers the politicians they're the ones that wanna make coke illegal so they can make the fucking money and then get the fucking votes!
Jesus! fucking broad she spends half her life dressing the other half undressing gotta get her in between
Let her go let her go another quaalude she gonna love me again
My kid sister don't have to work in no beauty parlor and mama she don't have to sew in no factory
My offer is this: nothing
Oh come on it's got a few years but it's a cream puff
Oh that's 'cause he was so smart
Oh we had some problems you know
One of the greatest performances in film history
Say hello to my little friend!
Take it easy when you talk to me okay
Talk what are we going to talk about I ain't killed nobody not lately
That fucking guy he never tells the truth that motherfucker
The booze and the concha tell him what to do
The character I played
The communists they're always trying to tell you what to do
The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls you got that balls
They fighting the bad guys they're the bad guys!
They wanted to spoil my 800 dollars suit
This town's like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked
Well i'll make him an offer he can't refuse
Well, gentlemen, when shit hits the fan some guys run
What I try to tell you this country you gotta make the money first then when you get the money you get the power then when you get the power then you get the women
What is wrong with this guy he kidding me or what
What this it's nothing i'm how do you say paranoid
What you guys doing there's a lot of dishes to be washed wash them yourself I retire!
Where does it say that you can't kill a cop
Who you think you fucking with i'm tony montana! you fuck with me you fucking with the best!
Why do you have to talk to me like that all the time like I got to know something
Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass see if it fits
You a communist huh how'd you like it they tell you always what to do what to think what to feel
You calling me a liar frank that what you're calling me
You gonna fuckin' die big time
You got a liver and they got spots on it and you're eating this fucking shit and you're looking like these rich fucking mummies in here
You gotta jump on her when she's not looking that's the best time
You just know how to hide how to lie me I don't have that problem me I always tell the truth even when I lie
You know what a chazer is frank that's a pig that don't fly straight neither do you frank
You know what capitalism is getting fucked
You need people like me
You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy
You should've kept your mouth shut anyway they'd had thought you was a horse and let you out
You stupid fuck! look at you now
You worry too much you'll have a heart attack
You're 50 you got a bag for a belly you got tits you need a bra they got hair on them
You're all a bunch of fucking assholes you know why you don't have the guts to be what you want to be
You're nothing to me now
Your casino loses money maybe we can do better
Your son made it mama he's a success
500 who do you think we are baggage handlers

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