Sherlock (2010) - Season 2 Edit

A big Albanian gangster who lives two doors down from us.

A bit.

A chemical minefield! Pressure pads in the ground,

A couple. Crash landed here in the '60s.

A criminal web with a thousand threads

A damsel in distress.

A few lines of computer code that can unlock any door.

A few simple lines of computer code that can break into any system.

A footprint, that's all he has.

A footprint.

A fraud

A full time occupation, I imagine.

A genetically engineered monster.

A gigantic hound!

A great big dog run wild up on the moor, it was heaven sent.

A hallucinogenic or a deliriant of some kind.

A kiss and tell. Some bloke called Rich Brook.

A lie that's preferable to the truth.

A list of my requests

A little trace of bread crumbs, hardback copy of fairy tales.

A man she has never seen before.

A man turns up with the Holy Grail in his pocket.

A man.

A matter has come to light of an extremely delicate

A minefield?

A minute ago footprints were boring, now they've very promising?

A person of significance to my employer.

A power play with the most powerful family in Britain.

A rocket tearing itself to pieces, trapped on the launch pad.

A safety deposit box at a bank on the Strand a few months ago.

A small token of our gratitude.

A spider at the centre of a web.

A stranger can't just walk into a school like that.

A young female person.

About how brave he was and how many dragons he'd slain.

About me. I don't understand. Why would it upset you?

About the type of monsters they were breeding there.

About this little fact, Mr. Holmes.

Absolutely no sign of a break in.

Access all areas. I, um... acquired it ages ago, just in case.

Accidentally smudging the numbers.

Accompanied by four...

Accorded every courtesy, isn't that the idea?

Actually, you could be just the man we want.

Aequorea Victoria, if you really want to know.

Aerosol dispersant, that's what it said in those records.

Afraid.

After knowing the accused for just five minutes?

After my terrifying ordeal.

Afternoon, sir, if you could turn the engine off. Thank you.

Ah, Moriarty's smart.

Ah, new faces! How nice.

Ah, thank you, dear.

Ah, thanks, gents. I've been asked to meet Mycroft Holmes.

Ah! That was this morning! When's the next one?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. And you are?

Ah...

All fairly tales need a good old fashioned villain.

All four volumes.

All he had to do was find a place to hide.

All it takes is some willing participants.

All lives end, all hearts are broken.

All my brilliant deductions were just a sham.

All my life, I've been searching for a distraction

All right, John, you can turn it off now.

All right?

All right. Let him go.

All right. Three tours a day. Tell your friends. Tell anyone!

All the chemical traces on his shoe have been preserved.

All the doors and windows were properly bolted.

All the photographs are on here, I presume?

All the science equipment.

All those marks on my table and the noise.

All you have to do is find your way back to it.

Alone is what I have. Alone protects me.

Although you were initially keen, you've now changed your mind.

Always been able to trust my senses,

Always rely on John to send me all the relevant data,

Always.

Am I somehow responsible for the kidnapping?

Amazing how fire exposes our priorities.

American. Interesting. Why would you care?

An accomplished sportsman recently returned from foreign travel

An amateur detective given access to all sorts of classified information?

An imaginative range, we are assured.

An intruder. Maybe he can even see the outline of a weapon.

Ana' every person has their pressure point;

Ana' Molly.

And a Happy New Year.

And a woman clever enough to make him feel special.

And all over some bloody stupid camera phone.

And are prepared to pay for it.

And as far as possible,

And assuming from the increased pressure on you lately

And assuming the British point of origin, which would be logical,

And because I am a doctor, too,

And because I have another friend who...

And bring back Jim Moriarty again.

And consult a detective? Fair play?

And dogs, dogs the size of horses.

And exactly how many times did he fall out of the window?

And exactly one way to stop me.

And half of the Government front bench all sharing one tea trolley?

And he can't even tell your girlfriends apart!

And he had the means right at his feet.

And he knows precisely how each and every single one of them dances.

And he sends down my handler to spy on me, incognito.

And he'd found you

And he's never lost the certainty, the obsession

And here you are, the dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees.

And honey, you should see me in a crown.

And I assume in a number of compromising scenarios?

And I assume this Adler woman has some compromising photographs?

And I definitely don't see trustworthy,

And I die in disgrace.

And I don't just do what your brother tells me

And I don't think he was on hand, do you?

And I needed to disappear.

And I now I need it back, so I need your help.

And I owe you so much.

And I will decorate that wall with the insides of your head.

And I will use it.

And in his pocket's the ultimate weapon, a key code.

And it turns out you're ordinary, just like all of them.

And it's sitting in our flat right now.

And John, I hear you're off to your sister's, is that right?

And Moriarty didn't get this stuff from me.

And Mr. Holmes the younger, you look taller in your photographs.

And my client is?

And my phone. Um, please, could you help me?

And now he's a suspect in a case?

And now you're consulting a detective.

And one of the boys downstairs could bring it up the back.

And organised a prison break at Pentonville.

And our problem, the final problem,

And please, just keep it simple and brief.

And potentially criminal nature and in this hour of need, dear brother,

And pretty grim ones, too.

And remaining, I have to inform you, entirely anonymous.

And said "I don't believe Sir Boast A Lot's stories. "

And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.

And Sherlock, he saw it too. No matter what he says. He saw it.

And since we're here just chatting anyway...

And six weeks ago, Moriarty breaks in, no one knows how or why.

And some ideas about my protection once they're granted.

And soon they began to wonder,

And take your clothes off to make an impression.

And that the photographs I'm looking for are in this room.

And that's as modest as he gets. Pleasure to meet you.

And that's not cheating, that's listening.

And that's why you killed him, because he was right!

And the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition,

And the bulge in your left jacket pocket.

And the dying man jumped out of his bed,

And the hiker is taking a moment, looking at the sky.

And the hiker, he's staring at the sky.

And the most human human being

And the most human human being

And the Virgin.

And then a month ago, Billy took him to the vet

And then even the King began to wonder...

And then there was the one with the spots and then the one with the nose

And then you deposit memories there.

And then you started to remember, so you had to be stopped.

And then, lo and behold, someone turns up and spills all the beans.

And then... Who was after the boring teacher?

And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell.

And there isn't, though, is there?

And there would be no point in a second attempt.

And there's one person we have to thank for giving us the decisive leads,

And they were carrying the gas, so...

And they'll turn on you.

And this is just losing.

And this must be Dr. John Watson, formerly of

And to cap it all, you made up a master villain.

And two are having an affair with each other, it would seem.

And we have one person to thank for my deliverance,

And what about animals? Not sheep.

And what happened when you went back to Dewer's Hollow last night, Henry?

And what they did to others. Prolonged exposure drove them insane.

And what's down there?

And when I say had, I'm being indelicate.

And yet his legal team has...

And you abducted him?

And you have given him the perfect ammunition.

And you know what? In the end, it was easy.

And you repel me.

And you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind?

And you were helping. Big client list.

And you were the best distraction and now I don't even have you.

And you were, what, seven years old?

And you...

And you've got a photograph of me wearing that hat!

And your nails, you can't afford to do them that often.

ANDERSON: Not much use. Doesn't lead us to the kidnapper.

Any attempt to open the casing will burn the hard drive.

Any ever escape?

Any ideas?

Any long term effects?

Any metal objects? Keys, mobile phones?

Any time he wants a little chat...

Anyone at all know

Anyone can walk in anywhere if they pick the right moment.

Anything else will be treated as contempt.

Anything you can do to...

Anything you need, anything at all,

Anything you require, I'll have it sent over.

Anyway, you've paid everyone off, remember?

Apart from one thing! You don't take sugar in your coffee.

Apparently it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.

Apparently it's going to save the world, I'm not sure how that could be true,

Are going to crash the world around our ears?

Are Sir Boast A Lot's stories even true?

Are there?

Are you all right?

Are you all right? What is it, dear? Are you lost?

Are you going to tell me what's going on?

Are you jealous?

Are you okay? Don't just say you are,

Are you seeing this? He is not drugged, Sherlock. So what's that?

Are you sure tonight's a danger night?

Are you sure you're okay? You look very peaky.

Are you, um... rich?

As far as I can see.

As he never understands a word of it himself.

As long as I'm alive, you can save your friends.

As Miss Adler remarks in her masthead, know when you are beaten.

As you can see, the set comprises of a beautiful...

As you were kind enough to point out, it hardly matters.

Ask me how. How would I describe him?

At Buckingham Palace. Right. (CLEARS THROAT)

At him. He never replies.

At least the TV people took me seriously.

At my time of life it's...

At night?

At the Old Bailey we have Reichenbach hero Sherlock Holmes...

Attaboy.

Attempting to refine it, perhaps. For the last 20 years.

AUTOMATED VOICE: This is an emergency. Please leave...

Awfully clever.

Aye. No, it buggers up tourism a bit, so thank God for the demon hound!

Back on the streets.

Back together with my family,

Bank of England, Tower of London, Pentonville.

Bank of England!

Barely talks, only to correct the television.

BARRISTER: A consulting criminal. SHERLOCK: Yes.

BARRISTER: But not the sort who'd fix your heating?

BARRISTER: How would you describe this man, his character?

BARRISTER: Your words. Can you expand on that answer?

Beat Moriarty at his own game.

Beats like digits.

Because a while ago, I thought you were chatting me up.

Because Dartmoor is also home

Because dead men get listened to. He needed to do more than kill you.

Because he won't accept your help.

Because I know what that means,

Because I owe you a fall, Sherlock.

Because I'm x raying her possessions?

Because I've beaten you.

Because it glowed in the dark?

Because it would have been in your coat, wouldn't it?

Because it's a duplicate that I had made

Because it's already being washed downstream.

Because it's not actually possible for the victim to have done it,

Because nothing, nothing

Because of what it did to the subjects they tested it on?

Because she was on the same train as us and I heard her calling its name.

Because this was textbook.

Because we're just alike, you and I.

Because you cater to the whims of the pathetic

Because you had started to remember.

Becoming a fugitive. Run.

Been at the scratch cards again. We all know where that leads, don't we?

Before Bluebell disappeared, it turned luminous.

Before we met, I discovered everything that I could to impress you.

Before you got a cab here. It's just after 9:15, you're desperate.

Before you sent John and I in there?

Besides, I might want to see her again.

Better check it, Dr. Watson.

Better get going, actually.

Big case like this.

Binary code. That's why all those assassins tried to save my life.

Bit awkward, this.

Bit of a giveaway?

Bless you.

Boffin"? Boffin Sherlock Holmes

Bond Air is go, that's decided. Check with the Coventry lot.

Bond Air is go.

Bond Air is go.

Bond Air is go.

Bond Air is go.

Books. Jane's Defence Weekly. Bound copies. Hannibal,

Boring! Goodbye, Mr. Knight. Thank you for smoking.

Both ends is too much work. Good morning.

BOTH: Client!

Bow Street Runners missed everything!

Boy sleeps there every night

Boys, please. Not here.

Boys! You've got another one!

Brainy's the new sexy.

Break into that place and if you're lucky

Brick dust.

Brilliant work you did, finding those kids

Brussels, was it?

Building site. Bricks from the 19505.

Burnt to a crisp.

But as a conductor of light, you are unbeatable.

But be honest, you're just a tiny bit pleased.

But Bob doesn't even work on it. I mean, he's a virologist.

But clearly you were born in the '80s and 8's barely used,

But don't think for one second that I am one of them.

But don't worry, I'm putting my best man onto it.

But drawn on with an index finger.

But everything I have to say has already crossed your mind.

But for the record, if anyone out there still cares,

But give me a moment, I've only been on the case for eight seconds.

But he couldn't touch me. Why?

But he got fixated on Baskerville, didn't he?

But he works at Baskerville. Didn't your dad have a problem with that?

But he's trying to economise on his own food.

But I did see it. So the question is how? How?

But I knew I couldn't believe the evidence of my own eyes,

But I'll give you a quote, if you like. Three little words.

But I'm sure he'd make a pretty decent job of your boiler.

But if one of them approaches me...

But initially he wanted to be a pirate.

But instead he's in a car boot in Southwark.

But is there something else lurking out here?

But it was nothing more than an ordinary dog.

But it wasn't in the sugar.

But it's just a dog, Henry. It's nothing more than an ordinary dog!

But James Moriarty

But let me tell you this, you were the best man

But Mr. Holmes here isn't someone I expected to show up in this place.

But no hairs above the knee, suggesting it's a small dog,

But not so good he didn't want to sell his story.

But nothing's going to prevent them from pulling the trigger.

But people will swallow it because the rest of it is true.

But rather than expose the source of their information,

But sentiment?

But soon, the other knights began to grow tired of his stories

But thanks anyway.

But thanks for asking.

But that wasn't the end of Sir Boast A Lot's problem.

But that's never going to happen.

But that's not why I asked you here.

But that's the deceased for you,

But the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive.

But the letters have little runs of sequence all over the place.

But the real question is are a{{ of them still inside?

But then I'd be lying.

But then of course I'd have to kill you. (LAUGHS)

But then, you're not most people, I suppose.

But there never was any monster.

But there's flour on the sleeve. You wouldn't dress like that for baking.

But they didn't want the Germans to know that they'd broken the code

But they shut it down and hid it away in 1986.

But we got him.

But we saw it! The Hound. Last night. We did!

But what about the footprints?

But what could I need from you?

But what was that noise?

But you could probably say thank you, actually.

But you did, didn't you?

But you just couldn't resist it, could you?

But you know what I'm asking for, don't you, Mr. Holmes?

But you know what? I already have.

But you were right.

But you'd speak well of one, which you're clearly omitting to do.

But you're moderately clever and we've got a moment,

But you've acquired something that's more danger than protection.

But your employer does.

But, look, you see? My body's betraying me.

But...

By harpooning a dead pig, apparently.

By having an affair with both participants separately

By the time the driver looks up, the hiker is already dead.

Bye.

Cable network.

Came up from Devon on the first available train this morning.

Cameras? Here?

Can he do that? Completely change his identity?

Can I put you down for a no there as well?

Can you not hear me?

Can you turn this off?

Can't do that. You're leading the witness.

Can't you see what's going on?

Captain John Watson. Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers

Careful you don't get stuck here, though. I only came to fix a tap.

Caring is not an advantage,

Carter.

Caught in five minutes. "Oh, hi! We just thought"

Chalk, asphalt, brick dust, vegetation...

Check the rest of the house, see how they got in.

Check with the Coventry lat.

Cheekbones, and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.

CHIEF: Get after him, Lestrade!

Churchill. He's fond of Churchill.

CIA trained killers, I think excellent guess.

CID will be camped out. Why plant it on you?

Clearly an inside job.

Clearly he's uncomfortable in it.

Clearly her late husband's and too big for her finger.

Clearly not Mycroft Holmes.

Clearly you've got news.

Clearly.

Closed forever.

Closer.

Coal black fur with red eyes.

Come on, then. It's time to lay this ghost.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Coming back.

Computer error, Major. It'll all have to go in the report.

Conclusive proof.

Congratulations. The truth about Sherlock Holmes.

Considering the original source of the information

Cooked breakfast. Or the nearest thing those trains can manage,

Copy of The Downing Street Years,

Corporal Lyons. Security.

Could possibly match the value of the key

Couldn't cope with an unfinished melody.

Couldn't figure it out.

Couldn't make me do a thing I didn't want to.

Couple of them specifically wanted photographs of you two.

Coventry all over again

Cover your face and walk fast.

Cover your face and walk fast.

Craving the distraction of the game, I sympathise entirely,

Crimes which, if he's found guilty,

Darling, they didn't have any ground coffee,

Dead.

Definitely the new sexy.

Depending on the information you're about to burn.

Dewer's Hollow.

Diamond cufflinks. All my cuffs have buttons.

Did I nearly get you?

Did nobody notice the earring?

Did she ever text you again after all that?

Did we break into a military base to investigate a rabbit?

Did you almost start to wonder if I was real?

Did you get any information?

Did you know there were other people after her, too, Mycroft,

Did you see him?

Did you see it?

Did you see it? You must have!

Did you see the Devil that night?

Didn't even ask for anything, I think he just likes to cause trouble.

Didn't know if it was relevant, it's starting to look like it might be.

Didn't you know? Don't you read the blog?

DISPATCHER: All units to 2 7.

Divorce myself from feelings.

DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep.

Do give her my love.

Do it!

Do it? Do... Do what?

Do Miss Adler and this young female person

Do people actually read your blog?

Do you ever wonder if there's something wrong with us?

Do you know the big problem with a disguise, Mr. Holmes?

Do you know what he calls you?

Do you know what, Sherlock Holmes?

Do you mind if I get that?

Do you really think you'll have news by then?

Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes

Do you think you'll be seeing her again?

Do you understand?

Do you want to hear me say it?

Doctor Watson, I...

Doesn't eat,

Doesn't seem to make much sense.

Doing what Moriarty wants.

Dolly the sheep, remember?

Don't be ridiculous. Pick up. Damn it!

Don't be strangers and remember, stay away from the moor at night,

Don't do anything...

Don't do anything...

Don't do that.

Don't give up now!

Don't make me compete with Sherlock Holmes!

Don't snivel, Mrs. Hudson,

Don't try to trick me, you know who I am, it doesn't work.

Don't worry, I know who you really are.

Don't worry, this is just stupid

Don't you lay a finger on me.

Don't you want me on the floor too?

DONOVAN: And then the girl screams her head off when she sees him,

DONOVAN: Hasn't uttered another syllable.

DONOVAN: Only he could have found that evidence.

DONOVAN: Over here!

DONOVAN: Posh boarding place down in Surrey.

DONOVAN: Sherlock. LESTRADE: Excuse me, Mrs. Hudson.

DONOVAN: You, look over there. Look everywhere.

Dosing you up every time that you came back here.

Downstairs, take her downstairs and look after her.

Driven out of your mind so that no one would believe a word that you said.

Driver's trying to fix his engine. Getting nowhere.

Drop it.

Drove me up the wall with all his carryings on.

Easy peasy.

Eh, Fletcher has. He runs the walks, the monster walks,

Eh, sorry we couldn't do a double room for you boys.

Eighteen months since our last appointment.

Either way, Miss Hooper has love on her mind.

Elevated.

ELLA: There's stuff that you wanted to say,

Enormous. Some sort of dog, wolf?

Er, anything at all, a napkin?

Er, no, no, no, no, no, he's not good with names.

Er; would you, would you mind if I just waited here, just until they come?

Even under duress, you can't know which one she's given you

Every beat is a one, every rest is a zero.

Every evening we'd go out onto the moor.

Every fairy tale needs a good old fashioned villain.

Every single officer you ever made feel like a tit.

Everybody saying hello to each other, how wonderful!

Everybody wants to believe it. That's what makes it so clever

Everything from stem cell research to trying to cure the common cold, sir.

Everything I said, it's not real

Everything that I think I am,

Everything they said about me.

Exactly as you said them.

Except for these speckles, whatever they are.

Except his shoe size, his height, his gait, his walking pace.

Except when he thought no one could see.

Except you let John know that you're alive and therefore me.

Except you're boring.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. (BLOWING NOSE)

Experiment in the CIA facility in Liberty, Indiana.

Explosive.

Failing's just like flying except there's a more permanent destination.

Fairy tales.

Falls of the Reichenbach.

Families and couples sitting together.

Family is all we have in the end, Mycroft Holmes!

Far more relaxed about taking bribes.

Faulty or you've been hacked and it's a message.

Fear and stimulus. That's how it works.

Find yourself a little case this week.

Fine, I'll tell him and I still won't help you.

Fine. Good idea.

Finished.

Firing guns at half past one in the morning.

First mistake,

First time ever, she's cleaned up her act, she's off the booze.

FLETCHER: Yeah. No. All right? All right. Take care.

Follow a little trail of bread crumbs.

Footprints.

For a couple of compromising photographs.

For God's sake, kill it! Kill it!

For God's sake, she's the one who knows the code, ask her!

For God's sake!

For God's sake!

For instance...

For me.

For my own purposes.

For the sake of law and order,

For the tourists, you know? He's seen it.

For those who enjoy that sort of thing

For what she does, she prefers "dominatrix".

For what she does, she prefers "dominatrix".

For what? What are you talking about?

Foreman's a medical secretary,

Four assassins living right on our doorstep.

Frankland!

From just a footprint.

From now on, you will stay out of this.

From Scotland Yard who can put in a few calls

From where it gets a little bit too friendly.

From your reputation, I'm assuming you didn't, Mr. Holmes.

Funny doesn't suit you. I'd stick to ice.

Funny name. German. Like the fairy tales.

Gave me a lot of advice about how to play the Holmes boys.

Gave us his number in case we needed him.

Gazing at the only light source, outside in the corridor.

Genes, mostly. Now and again, actual fingers.

Genetic mutations. Animals grown for the battlefield

Genius detective proved to be a fraud.

Get Anderson.

Get out!

Gilts at seven. Dutch Telecoms in freefall.

Girlfriend, boyfriend, a relationship, ever?

Give it to me. Now. Give it to me.

Give me a minute.

Give my regards to Sergeant Donovan.

Glycerol molecule.

Go after her and apologise.

Go easy.

Go on, impress a girl.

Go on.

Go on.

Go on. What have I done that's so bloody stimulating?

God bless Henry Knight and his monster from hell.

God forbid the star witness in the trial should come across as intelligent.

God knows what they've been spraying on us all these years.

God, no.

Gone? There's only one place he'll go to, back to where it all started.

Good luck with that.

Good luck, Mr. Holmes.

Good, you got that, too.

Good.

Good.

Good. Excellent. Old fashioned. A traditionalist.

Good. Excellent. Yes! Where shall we start?

Good. Well, look at me and tell me what you see.

Goodnight, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

Got any crisps?

Got to see a man about a dog.

Got your message.

GUARD: Pass, please?

Guess which one I am?

Guilty.

Gun held to his head.

H O U N D.

Hacked into the Tower of bloody London's security? How?

Had her brought here, your home from home.

Hamish.

Hands behind your head, on the floor, keep it still!

Hang on, you were saying sorry a minute ago, don't spoil it.

Hansel and Gretel.

Happy New Year, John.

Hardly a difficult deduction. Photographs of whom?

HARRY: You're very quick, Mr. Holmes.

HARRY: You're very quick, Mr. Holmes.

Has something happened? Has she come back?

Have an amazing ability to stimulate it in others.

Have they passed a new law?

Have you been talking to my daughter?

Have you come to take me away again?

Have you ever had anyone?

Have you ever thought that maybe you invented this story, this...

Have you got any of those? Oh, just wondering.

Have you reached a verdict on which you all agree?

Have you seen your brother's address book lately?

Have you worked out what it is yet?

Having driven to an isolated location and successfully committed a crime

Having fun?

He despised her at the end.

He didn't know it, but I photographed it.

He didn't need to be there for the execution.

He died because I shook his hand.

He does all that anyway...

He fell out of a window.

He had all sorts of mad theories about this place.

He had his left arm cradled about her neck.

He had to discredit every word you ever said about your father.

He had to take a call.

He heard his son at the piano playing one of his pieces.

He just sat there, staring into the darkness.

He knows I am. I have proof.

He left it at your flat.

He loves his job. Proud of it. And this is work related.

He must have. I...

He paid me. I needed the work.

He planted it when he came around.

He planted that doubt in her head.

He promised Sherlock he'd come back.

He said he'd seen... terrible things.

He sat in our flat and he said these exact words to me.

He seems pretty concerned about you.

He shot it.

He told me this email was going to save the world.

He tried... He's got a gun, he went for the gun and tried to...

He used a diamond.

He walked in when they weren't locked.

He wants to destroy me inch by inch.

He was a bit tied up at the time.

He was waiting for them.

He was watching another kind of flying thing.

He was white as a sheet. I can see him now.

He wasn't shot; He was killed by a single blow

He wasn't.

He went out, a couple of hours ago.

He will outlive God trying to have the last word

He would have killed me. It was self defence in advance.

He'd been sent to some secret army place. Porton Down, maybe?

He'd come after me.

He'd found something out, hadn't he?

He'd have sat here when he thought it up.

He'd recognise every shape, every outline.

He'll be fine. I've used it on loads of my friends.

He'll be okay with this, Witness Protection,

He'll object and the judge will uphold.

He'll want to see you both.

He's a spider.

He's a worrier. Bless him.

He's back.

He's been sowing doubt into people's minds for the last 24 hours.

He's been very kind to me since I came back.

He's gone! You've got to stop him. I don't know what he might do.

He's got himself rather badly injured.

He's hungry, all right. And not well off.

He's just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.

He's Mr. Punchline.

He's not going to be doing much talking for a while, we may as well go.

He's not like that. He doesn't feel things that way.

He's on his way.

He's on his way. Have you found anything?

He's out. You know he'll be coming after you.

He's practically licked it clean. She's nearly finished her pavlova.

He's Sherlock.

He's treating her to a meal, but his own portion is small.

He's trying to be clever. It's over confidence.

He's writing sad music.

Heaviest oil deposit is always on the first key used,

Hello, brother dear. How are you?

Hello, Dr. Watson.

Hello, everyone. Sorry, hello. Uh, it said on the door just to,

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Again.

Hello. Are you ready for the story?

Henry Knight, he saw it, too. But you didn't, John. You didn't see it.

Henry was remembering, then...

Henry, remember, "Liberty, In." Two words.

Henry, whatever did happen to your father,

Henry, your parents both died

HENRY: It was huge.

HENRY: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...

Henry? Henry, I need you to sit down

Henry's therapist.

Here we are at last.

Here's his passport, stamped in Berlin airport.

Here's my cell number.

Here's my cell number.

Hey, are you okay?

Hey, Sherlock...

Hi. Uh, no, it's um...

Hidden away up here?

His room's through the back, get him some clothes.

Hmm, and somebody loves you.

Hmm, I believe you.

Hmm, so every time they text you...

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Another photo of you with the...

Hmm. Great news.

Hmm. I was thinking of doing a drinks thing for the neighbours.

Hmm. Not interested, moving on.

Hmm. Wait till she finds out about the one in Islamabad.

Hmm. You're being funny now?

Hmm. Your texts don't usually make that noise

Homeless network. Faster than the police.

Hostage, yes, that works.

How about a nice cuppa? And perhaps you could put away your harpoon.

How about Louise Mortimer? Did you get anywhere with her?

How about them?

How are we feeling about that?

How are you feeling?

How can we do anything while she has the photographs?

How can we do anything while she has the photographs?

How can we not know?

How come I heard those things in there? Fear and stimulus, you said.

How did he get past the CCTV? If all the doors were locked.

How did it get into our systems? How?

How did Sherlock recognise her from not her face?

How did you know she was dead?

How did you meet him?

How do you know that you can trust him, eh?

How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What am I going to do, throw it?

How far down does that lift go?

How hard do you find it having to say "I don't know"?

How is the plane going to fly?

How many animals do you keep down here?

How quickly did you decipher that email for her?

How true of you. The combination to your safe,

How utterly convenient. Who is Brook?

How was he killed?

How will we ever know what goes on in that funny old head?

How would he use them, if not to cry out?

How would you know?

How's the investigation going?

However forlorn, and that she's seeing him tonight

However hard you try, it's always a self portrait.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. 23 minutes. Mycroft's getting slow

Hundreds of casualties but nobody dies.

Hutch still locked, no sign of a forced entry.

I agree.

I always feel like screaming when you walk into a room.

I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking,

I am about to go and inform my brother, or, if you prefer, you are,

I am really sorry

I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

I am sorry. Forgive me.

I am sorry. I am, I am sorry.

I am you.

I assumed you'd choose something more specific than that,

I believe her username is TheWhipHand.

I believe I do.

I believe you have something that we want, Mr. Holmes.

I can call the maid.

I can kill Rich Brook and bring back Jim Moriarty.

I can open any door anywhere with a few tiny lines of computer code.

I can phone the police if you want.

I can put maximum surveillance on her.

I can see it.

I can still prove that you created an entirely false identity.

I can tell from the angle she wrote at that she was sat across from you

I can tell you it's a young person.

I can use it to alter all the records.

I can't just turn it on and off like a tap.

I can't remember anything else,

I can't take all the credit, I had a bit of help.

I can't.

I could get him to talk. just a little.

I couldn't help noticing, on the map of the moor, a skull and crossbones?

I deeply regret to say we have people who can extract it from you.

I did tell you.

I didn't realise he was going to contact Sherlock Holmes.

I didn't see anything!

I dislike being outnumbered,

I do seem to be, don't I?

I do think we have a timetable.

I do. I just wanted you to speak quickly.

I do. I just wanted you to speak quickly.

I don't follow. You've entered a plea of "not guilty".

I don't have a dog!

I don't have friends.

I don't have to die...

I don't know but I can hear it, though.

I don't know how she swung it but, uh...

I don't know how we sleep nights, do you, Gary?

I don't know it!

I don't know what the hell you expect to find here, anyway.

I don't know what you're talking about, I really don't!

I don't know, how often are you away?

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know, but I can hear it, though.

I don't need those any more, I'm going to Dartmoor

I don't think John knows where to look.

I don't think Kate caught your name?

I don't think so, do you?

I don't think you do.

I don't think.

I don't. I just like to watch them all competing.

I doubt she'll survive long without her "protection".

I drove you into her path.

I expect so, now go.

I felt we had a special something

I find myself in the unusual position

I gave you your opportunity.

I glanced at the police report, a bit obvious, surely?

I got into the Tower of London,

I had a bacon sandwich at Cal's wedding and one thing just led to another.

I had a mate once who worked for the MOD.

I had a mate once who worked for the MOD.

I had a tea, too, at the Palace. If anyone's interested

I had all this stuff, never knew what to do with it.

I had bad days!

I had one of the best cryptographers in the country take a look at it,

I had the honour of meeting Mr. Holmes at the WHO conference in...

I had to. It was an experiment.

I have a lot of fingers in a lot of pies.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

I have copies, of course.

I have proof, show him. Can you show them something?

I heard you were in the area. What are you up to?

I hope the contents make up for any inconvenience

I hope you didn't mess up my sock index this time.

I imagine John Watson thinks love is a mystery to me

I imagine so, but that'd be Major Barrymore's.

I imagine you'd like to sleep on it?

I invented Moriarty.

I knew what effect it had had on a superior mind,

I knew you'd fall for it. That's your weakness.

I know exactly where I'm going.

I know it's been hard for you, Claudette.

I know one of the policemen. Well, I know what he likes.

I know what he likes.

I know what killed my father.

I know when it's in my hand.

I know you're a good man. Don't... Don't... Don't hurt me.

I know, but I... I'll still have it.

I know, but...

I left it all in boxes. I don't know what needs doing.

I let Sherlock Holmes try it for six months.

I like detective stories. And detectives.

I like to know people will be on my side exactly when I need them to be.

I like to mix things up.

I look at you and I see someone who's still waiting for their first big scoop

I look at you now and I can read you.

I love newspapers.

I made up the bit about glowing.

I make my way in the world, I misbehave.

I managed to sneak it out when they thought I was having a cw.

I may have to comply with this order but I don't have to like it.

I mean that you're not exactly a private detective any more.

I mean, I only saw the Hound for a minute but...

I mean, this isn't a deerstalker now. It's a Sherlock Holmes hat.

I need it.

I need something stronger than tea. Perhaps 7% stronger.

I need that analysis.

I never did ask, Dr. Frankland. What exactly is it that you do here?

I never liked riddles.

I never speak ill of a colleague.

I owe you.

I own secrecy.

I pulled a gun. He tried to blow me up.

I read it in the paper, so it must be true.

I read your cases. Follow them all.

I really hope you don't have a baby in here.

I reckon we've got about 20 minutes before they realise something's wrong.

I researched you.

I said drop it!

I said no.

I said you can turn it off now.

I saw it all happen. It's okay, I'm a doctor.

I saw it, too.

I saw the Hound, saw it as my imagination expected me to see it.

I say we have to entertain the possibility.

I see from the make that it's a six digit code.

I see someone who's hungry. I don't see smart.

I see you've got a new boyfriend, Molly, and you're serious about him.

I see.

I see.

I see. So...

I seen it. Only about a month ago.

I sent something to Sherlock for safekeeping

I should get myself a live in one.

I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship, Molly.

I suppose he likes having all the same faces back together.

I suspect containing acid or a small amount of explosive.

I take it you've stood down the police investigation

I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend.

I tested that theory for you.

I think he likes you.

I think he's a suspect.

I think I might have found something. Here.

I think it was less than five seconds.

I think my husband

I think we're looking for a disused sweet factory.

I think you're going to find Irene Adler tonight.

I think you've just gone out there and got yourself a bit worked up.

I thought he was some sort of private eye?

I thought I was onto something, I wasn't.

I thought I'd take it to a school.

I thought it had got my dad. The Hound.

I thought so. I knew he wanted help but...

I thought the drug was in the sugar so I put the sugar in your coffee.

I thought you were going to be in Dorset for Christmas?

I thought you were going to be in Dorset for Christmas?

I thought... Oh, Jesus! I don't know any more!

I told you how this ends.

I told you that camera phone was my life.

I took it from Henry's kitchen. His sugar.

I use my senses, John, unlike some people.

I want to solve the problem.

I want you to ted Lestrade I want you to ted Mrs. Hudson.

I wanted to be on your side, remember?

I was in the middle of a case, Mycroft.

I was just a kid.

I was so alone.

I was terrified, Sherlock. I was scared to death!

I was thinking more about our imminent and daring escape.

I was thorough this time.

I was...

I wasn't even at home yesterday, I was in Dublin.

I wasn't expecting to see you.

I will burn the heart out of you.

I will find you and I will skin you.

I wish our lot were half as good as you.

I won't even last six months.

I wonder why? (CLEARS THROAT)

I would have you right here,

I would try to convince you

I wouldn't hold out too much hope.

I wouldn't miss this for the world!

I...

I...

I... I... I can't come down, so we'll just have to do it like this.

I'd die before I let you take it. It's my protection.

I'd read John's emails to his girlfriends, much funnier.

I'd say he was heartbroken but, uh, well, he's Sherlock.

I'd say it wouldn't blow much of a hole in the wealth of a nation,

I'll be in touch by the end of the day.

I'll be mother.

I'll burn you.

I'll come after you if you don't.

I'll do the talking.

I'll get it, shall I?

I'll have a word with the local force.

I'll let you know next week's lottery numbers.

I'll make you into shoes.

I'll need some equipment, of course.

I'll walk your dog for you.

I'm a doctor. Let me come through. Let me come through, please.

I'm a fake.

I'm a private detective, the last thing I need is a public image!

I'm a witness. He wouldn't harm you in front of witnesses.

I'm afraid we won't have time for that. We'll need the full tour.

I'm angry.

I'm assuming I missed something.

I'm certainly not going to do it.

I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed in you.

I'm fine, I'm fine.

I'm going into battle, John, I need the right armour.

I'm going to give you something to help you sleep.

I'm here because...

I'm just going to go and get some crisps. Do you want anything?

I'm just saving you the trouble of asking.

I'm just saying we've been rushed off our feet, Billy.

I'm looking for Mycroft Holmes.

I'm moving?

I'm never off your website.

I'm not crazy.

I'm not free to say. Official Secrets.

I'm not okay.

I'm not playing any more.

I'm not stupid, you know.

I'm not sure about you.

I'm not sure anyone really knows what's there any more.

I'm not sure you can help me, Mr. Holmes, since you find it all so funny!

I'm not sure you'll want to.

I'm not talking about the MOD man, Sherlock, I'm talking about you!

I'm not the Commonwealth.

I'm only returning your coat.

I'm prepared to believe you, any second now.

I'm restoring balance to the universe.

I'm sensing a pattern here.

I'm smart. And you can trust me.

I'm so sorry, I'm...

I'm sorry about dinner.

I'm sorry, Dr. Frankland, I'm just showing these gentlemen around.

I'm sorry, Gary, I couldn't help it.

I'm sorry, I can't.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't know

I'm the Storyteller. It's on DVD.

I'm used to mystery at one end of my cases,

I'm waiting for an explanation, Inspector. Why are you here?

I'm... I didn't sleep very well.

I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage.

I've always been able to keep myself distant.

I've been asked to meet him here.

I've got a theory, but I need to get back into Baskerville to test it.

I've got something that all of them want.

I've got to give this back to Mycroft, you can't keep it.

I've just got one.

I've lost him. I don't know what...

I've missed something, haven't I?

I've never heard of anything so bizarre.

I've seen much worse, but then I do post mortems.

I've told you, I'm on holiday.

I've written a little blog on the identification of perfumes.

If he didn't have this bloody stupid power complex.

If he thinks I want a reconciliation?

If he wanted those prisoners freed, they'd be out on the streets.

If I can help, with Henry, give me a call.

If I had to punch that face, I'd avoid your nose and teeth too.

If I want to look at naked women, I borrow John's laptop.

If I wasn't hungry?

If it's about the Leeds triple murder, it was the gardener.

If it's not too much trouble.

If Moriarty wanted the jewels, he'd have them.

If not Moriarty, then who?

If she'd treated him, he'd have had as much as he wanted.

If the amateurs want to go in and have their turn.

If there's anything you need. It's fine.

If there's anything you need. It's fine.

If they've been watching me, they'll know that I took

If they've guessed you've got it, they'll be watching you.

If this was Moriarty, he would be dead already.

If this was the very last night,

If we're lucky, we can see everything that he's been up to.

If you don't stop prying...

If you don't.

If you're that skilful, you don't need an interview,

Illustrious, in the extreme.

Imagine, keeping bodies where there's food.

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king.

In case you're planning a nice wee stroll.

In every possible variant available to the English language.

In fact, four top international assassins

In fact, I might.

In fact, so do most people.

In fact, tell anyone who will listen to you

In fact, you're seeing him this very night and giving him a gift

In print. It's all here.

In return, you had to offer him Sherlock's life story.

In the Bank of England, the Tower of London or Pentonville Prison

In the end, are you really so obvious?

In the hands of a fugitive sex worker?

In the heart of this ancient wilderness, there are horrors beyond imagining.

In the labs there, the really secret labs,

In the labs. Stapleton's first. Could be dangerous.

In the last year and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist,

In the precious few seconds before they came into the room?

In the Second World War, the Allies knew

In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco ash.

In your case, it's yourself.

In. I N.

Inside his coat he's got a stub from his boarding pass,

Instead of what?

Intelligent, fine. Let's give smartarse a wide berth.

Interesting, yes? Emotions.

Into a Witness Protection scheme in America.

Into the shooting at her house?

Into which you've just entered the numbers 1058.

Invented all the crimes, actually.

IOU...

Irene Adler is no longer any concern of yours.

Irene Adler.

IRENE: Hello, sorry to hear that you've been hurt.

IRENE: Hello. I think it's time, don't you?

IRENE: Hush now it's okay.

Is almost impossible to read.

Is because he chose to be there.

Is dead.

Is everything okay now with the police? Has, um, Sherlock sorted it all out?

Is evident from her make up and what she's wearing.

Is he? That's nice.

Is her get out of jail free card. You have to leave her alone.

Is it nice?

Is that 'cause he'd gone to heaven?

Is that it? It's not exactly proof, is it?

Is that loathing or a salute?

Is that the best you've got?

Is that why you're calling yourself Greg?

Is the 6:30 to Baltimore tomorrow evening from Heathrow airport.

Is there any other type of breakfast on a train?

Is what you were trying to tell me, isn't it?

Is your own little brother.

Isn't it great to be working with a celebrity?

Isn't it?

It better pass. The press will turn, Sherlock. They always turn.

It can't be your birthday, no disrespect,

It doesn't fly. It will never fly.

It got him. Tore at him, tore him apart.

It is a game, Lestrade, and not one I'm willing to play.

It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself,

It is my only weakness.

It it it was there. It was.

It makes for a very unattractive corpse.

It makes for too much stupid in the room.

It must...

It was 20 years ago. Why come to us now?

It was a mix up, anyway.

It was all totally scientific, laboratory conditions. Well, literally.

It was definitely her? She's done this before.

It was definitely you.

It was easy.

It was hidden on me, hidden inside my head.

It was immense, had burning red eyes and it was glowing, John,

It was like us having our own Loch Ness Monster.

It was on the moor; it was dark, but I know what I saw.

It was the GFP gene from a jellyfish, in case you're interested.

It was vicious.

It wasn't an animal, was it, Henry? Not a monster.

It worked for a while.

It would help if you were a tiny bit more specific.

It would take Sherlock Holmes to fool me

It'll do nothing to impede the flight of a bullet.

It's a bit small on that screen, can you read it?

It's a couple of words. That's what I keep seeing.

It's a disgrace, sending your little brother into danger like that.

It's a game changer.

It's a key. It could break into any system

It's a memory technique. A sort of mental map.

It's a simple process of elimination.

It's a story.

It's a strange place, the Hollow.

It's a text alert, it means I've got a text.

It's a trick. just a magic trick.

It's about Irene Adler.

It's all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count.

It's all been explained to you, hasn't it?

It's all coming out now. It's all over.

It's all over... No! No! Don't you touch me.

It's all right now, I'll have a look at that.

It's all right, she's just out cold.

It's all right.

It's an amazing place. It's like nowhere else,

It's another subtle way of smearing my name,

It's been a pleasure, don't spoil it.

It's been going for 80 odd years.

It's cold.

It's fine, because this means...

It's for someone special, then.

It's for the best, believe me.

It's going to start very soon, Sherlock.

It's got flaps. Ear flaps, it's an ear hat, John.

It's got nothing to do with footprints. As ever, John, you weren't listening.

It's got to be an eight, at least.

It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.

It's here!

It's here.

It's in here with me.

It's just that.

It's just we don't get inspected here, you see, sir. It just doesn't happen.

It's just...

It's just... You bastard.

It's Lestrade. Says they're all coming over here right now.

It's Louise Mortimer. Louise, what's wrong?

It's me. It was me.

It's more me. Some data is always recoverable.

It's my note.

It's nice to get London out of your lungs.

It's no use, Frankland!

It's not enough to kill them on its own.

It's not hard to guess the common denominator, is it?

It's not here. We're not stupid.

It's not okay! I saw it, I was wrong.

It's not the police. It's one of our new neighbours from Baker Street.

It's not too far. He was all right there.

It's not true, is it? You haven't actually seen this Hound thing?

It's not you!

It's not you.

It's okay, everyone else was busy with... Christmas.

It's okay, I'm fine. Now, show me to the stream.

It's okay, John.

It's okay. I know you don't.

It's on the website. You should look it up!

It's one of your boyfriends, we're trying to track him down.

It's part of the tale. The witch's house.

It's really not your area.

It's so placid, straightforward, barely used.

It's sort of bleak but beautiful.

It's the Baskerville testing site.

It's the file on Irene Adler?

It's the fog! The drug, it's in the fog!

It's there.

It's used in making chocolate.

It's what people do, don't they?

It's your word against his.

It's... it's... it's good.

Its whole body was glowing.

James Moriarty is for hire.

James Moriarty isn't a man at all.

James Moriarty, early today accused of attempting...

Jeanette! Ah, process of elimination.

Jesus, what have they done to you?

Jesus, what the hell is happening?

Jesus!

Jim actually wasn't even my boyfriend. We went out three times. I ended it.

JIM: Every hotel bedroom has a personalised TV screen.

JIM: I'm on TV, I'm on kids TV. I'm the Storyteller.

John Hamish Watson, just if you were looking for baby names.

John Watson. Are you set up for Wi Fi?

John, I need some. Get me some!

John, please can you check those flight schedules, see if I'm right?

John, you might want to put that cup back in your saucer now.

JOHN: And the boy? LESTRADE: No, he's unconscious.

JOHN: Do you ever reply?

JOHN: Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?

JOHN: Have you got a warrant? Have you? LESTRADE: Leave it, John.

JOHN: He made a trail for us

JOHN: Hello?

JOHN: Hmm.

JOHN: How? You can't pull off the ID trick again.

JOHN: I didn't really mean for you.

JOHN: I'd love to know where she got her information.

JOHN: Makes no sense. LESTRADE: Kid's traumatised.

JOHN: Mycroft's name literally opens doors.

JOHN: Oh!

JOHN: Professionally? MYCROFT: There are many names

JOHN: Sherlock.

JOHN: Sherlock...

JOHN: So the other kids had all left on their holidays?

JOHN: So what exactly is it that you do here?

JOHN: What's going on?

JOHN: What's she said?

JOHN: Where do you think our clients come from?

JOHN: Yeah.

JOHN: You realise this is a tiny bit humiliating?

John!

John!

John?

John?

John? Not just John. Everyone

John? Yeah?

John.

John's expressed that thought

JUDGE: Mr. Crayhill, can we have your first witness?

JUDGE: Mr. Holmes, we're fine without your help.

Just a few kids remained, including those two.

Just a minute!

Just ask him!

Just faulty.

Just get it over with.

Just once can you two behave like grownups?

Just saving you the trouble of asking.

Just so he can impress us all by finding them?

Just take it easy.

Just tell him.

Just tell me what it is I'm not doing, tell me!

Just tell them, just tell them. Tell him!

Just try to keep a low profile.

Just trying to have some fun.

Just under the half second

Kate?

Keep back!

Keep talking. What are you seeing?

Keep your answers brief and to the point.

Keep your eyes fixed on me.

Kettle's just boiled.

Killers.

Kirsty Stapleton, whose mother specialises in genetic manipulation.

Kitty. Riley.

Know about them, we watch them.

Ladies and gentlemen, will you all please get on your knees?

Last night...

Late rs!

Late, in every sense of the word.

Learn to.

Leave a note when?

Leave a note?

Leaving Heathrow tomorrow at 6:30 in the evening for Baltimore.

Lestrade, get to the Hollow. Dewer's Hollow, now! And bring a gun.

LESTRADE: Get him downstairs, now.

LESTRADE: Have you heard of Sherlock Holmes?

LESTRADE: Still, it's good for the public image,

LESTRADE: That glass is tougher than anything.

LESTRADE: There was a plane crash in Dusseldorf yesterday.

LESTRADE: These records go back nearly two months.

LESTRADE: They were the only two sleeping on this floor.

LESTRADE: We need to narrow that down. A sweet factory with asphalt?

LESTRADE: Well, don't let it get to you,

Lestrade?

Let me give you a little extra incentive.

Let me, er... Holy Mary!

Let no one in.

Let them through.

Let's begin.

Let's just stick to what we know, yes? Stick to the facts.

Let's see if he can give us some answers.

Liberty.

Like putting a bullet in your brain, sir.

Like you said it would be. Sat on his backside, never even stirred.

Linseed oil.

Listen, actually...

Listen, has he ever had any kind of

Listen, I can't really talk now.

Listen, on the moor, I saw someone signalling.

Listen, tell Sherlock I've been keeping an eye on Stapleton.

Listen, what I said before, John, I meant it.

Listen.

Living less than 20 feet from your front door.

Living on his own. The right sleeve of an internet porn addict

Look at it, Henry.

Look at me, I'm afraid, John.

Look at that. Exactly the same seal.

Look at that. Exactly the same seal.

Look at the jumper he's wearing, hardly worn.

Look at the poor man.

Look at them,

Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face.

Look at us both.

Look out!

Look, he must have seen it! I saw it. He must have.

Look, I made a mistake.

Look, I'm not your handler.

Look, Sherlock, you're doing really well.

Look, Sherlock. We have to be rational about this. Okay?

Look, there's obviously been some kind of mistake.

Look, this is a six.

Look, we were just trying to give things a bit of a boost, you know?

Look, you got an audience now.

Looked a bit of a weirdo, if you ask me.

Looked a bit of a weirdo, if you ask me.

Looking sad when you think no one can see you.

Lots, sir.

Louise Mortimer.

Lovely tune, Sherlock. Haven't heard that one before.

Low self esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy

Lucky escape.

LYONS: I thought you'd know, sir. This being an inspection.

Made them almost uncontrollably aggressive.

Major Barrymore, is it?

Make sure he doesn't choke on his own vomit,

Makes you feel so cold inside, so afraid.

MALE VOICE: H.O.U.N.D.

MAN: (ON PA) Crown versus Moriarty, please proceed to Court 70.

MAN: Are you all right, sir?

Marked perishable. I had to sign for it.

Matches.

Max and Claudette. Aged seven and nine.

May I just apologise for the state of my little brother?

Maybe Baskerville? Or somewhere else.

Maybe don't do the smiling. Kidnapped children?

Maybe I fancied another one.

Maybe it's because of the material, more likely the hideous pattern.

Maybe our friend's somewhere in the back of the picture.

Maybe somebody who says "cell phone" because of time spent in America.

Maybe two ideas.

Maybe we should just look for whoever's got a big dog.

Mean anything to you?

Merry Christmas, Molly Hooper.

Merry Christmas, Mycroft.

Merry Christmas.

Mid 1980s, at a guess. Father and son. Barrymore senior? Medals.

Might be having the same problem.

Might be helpful.

Might come in very handy.

Mind if I join you?

Mine's like an engine, racing out of control.

Miss MacKenzie will need to breathe into a bag now.

Miss MacKenzie. You're in charge of pupil welfare,

Miss MacKenzie. You're in charge of pupil welfare,

Miss Sorrel, are you seriously claiming this man is an expert?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Got herself on a Witness Protection scheme, apparently.

Mmm, I don't take sugar.

Mmm, listen, what happened to me in the lab?

Mmm, right, you... You told me once...

Mmm. Ta

Molly Hooper.

Molly, I think I'm going to die.

Molly, please don't feel the need to make conversation.

Morbidly obese, the undisguised halitosis of a single man

Moriarty is obsessed, he's sworn to destroy his only rival.

Moriarty is playing with your mind, too.

Moriarty is Richard Brook?

Moriarty wanted Sherlock destroyed, right?

MORIARTY: I have loved this, this little game of ours.

MORIARTY: Johann Sebastian would be appalled.

MORIARTY: No, you won't.

Moriarty's game. First the scream,

Moriarty's not mounting any defence.

Morning!

Morning! Oh, how are you feeling?

Moron!

Moron!

Morse. I guess it's Morse.

Most people knock.

Mr. Archer, at the count of three, shoot Dr. Watson.

Mr. Holmes,

Mr. Holmes, I would love to tell you,

Mr. Holmes, if it was the end of the world,

Mr. Holmes, that's a matter for the jury.

Mr. Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound!

Mr. Holmes!

Mr. Holmes!

MRS HUDSON: (KNOCKING) Yoo hoo!

MRS HUDSON: Don't barge in like that.

MRS HUDSON: Me? But...

MRS HUDSON: Please help.

MRS HUDSON: Sherlock?

MRS HUDSON: There's all of this stuff.

Mrs. Hudson has been attacked by an American,

Mrs. Hudson has been attacked by an American,

Mrs. Hudson leave Baker Street? England would fall.

Mrs. Hudson!

Much more.

Murder by remote control. He could be 1,000 miles away.

Murder weapon, scene of the crime, all at once.

Must have happened last night. Am I wrong?

My best friend, Sherlock,

My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher,

My Dad was always going on about the things they were doing at Baskerville.

My Dad's body was never found.

My daughter ended up with one of the lab specimens,

My employer has a problem.

My employer is a tremendous fan of your blog.

My God!

My measurements.

My suicide.

My wife seems to be spending

Mycroft, I don't do anonymous clients.

MYCROFT: Band Air is go, that's decided.

MYCROFT: He wouldn't play along.

MYCROFT: Irene Adler; Professionally known as The Woman

MYCROFT: just the one

MYCROFT: She doesn't want anything

MYCROFT: The only who fitted the description

MYCROFT: Then you should be paying more attention.

MYCROFT: Tradition, John Our traditions define us.

MYCROFT: Yes, he's been in touch

Nah.

Nah. You're ordinary.

Nam show me the car that backfired.

Napkins from the flight, even one of those special biscuits.

Naturally not. They all spy on people for money.

Neat, don't you think?

Need something more specific, chalk, chalky clay.

Need your help.

Neither can you. It's why you've come.

Never heard of a spot check?

Never seeing her again, he'll be fine.

Nevertheless, my client is offering no evidence.

New enemies to fight. We have to be prepared.

New name, new identity. She will survive and thrive,

Next, you can stop pointing that gun at me.

Nice of him to give us his number. Let's arrange a little meeting

Nice try.

Nice way to do it.

Nicked all his Smurfs? Broke his Action Man?

No chance to smoke one on the train, no time to roll one

No charge.

No choice. So it's over.

No defence and Moriarty's walked free.

No letters past K, the width of the plane is the limit.

No one feels inadequate. Sherlock Holmes is just an ordinary man.

No one within a two mile radius will sell you any.

No one, not even me, went into their room last night.

No rush.

No such thing as a private bank account now.

No takers. Right. Am I invisible? Can you actually see me?

No, all right, stop it now.

No, because that was the last one.

No, but I will have the camera phone, though.

No, but then I never am.

No, friends protect people.

No, he's my friend. He's my friend. Please.

No, I can't believe that.

No, I can't leave London at the moment, far too busy.

No, I mean it. It's heartwarming.

No, I mean you're going to find her dead.

No, I think he knows exactly where.

No, I think I'll have the photographs.

No, I think you're damaged, delusional and believe in a higher power.

No, I want you to prove that you know it.

No, I won't give you an interview. No, I don't want the money.

No, I'll do anything for you,

No, I'm all right.

No, I'm not.

No, it has to be a drug.

No, it's not all right. This is ridiculous.

No, it's the, uh, it's the burglar,

No, no, after that, what did you say after that?

No, no, don't hurt me.

No, no, don't... Don't do that. That's really not a good question.

No, no, looking takes ages, I'm just going to find them,

No, no, no, don't mention the unsolved ones.

No, no, no, he'll have backup.

No, no, no, I can get this. No, Sarah was the doctor

No, no, no, no, no, this is too easy.

No, no, no, no, police!

No, no, no, you're here for the photographs,

No, no, no, your exact words.

No, no, no. It was more than that, John. It was doubt. I felt doubt.

No, no, no. Sorry, what?

No, no, no. Too general.

No, no, she's... I just bumped into Mycroft downstairs,

No, she's sleeping with a PE teacher.

No, Sherlock always replies, to everything.

No, sir, I want you to open the safe.

No, sorry, Dr. Mortimer wins, childhood trauma masked by an invented memory.

No, stay exactly where you are.

No, that would just make them stupid or wrong.

No, that's the result. What's going to happen?

No, the sort who'd plant a bomb or stage an assassination,

No, wait. What happened last night, something happened to me,

No, well, I wasn't to know you'd already been exposed to the gas.

No, you don't.

No, you don't.

No, you said he could be watching birds, but he wasn't, was he?

No, you see, I am one of Henry's oldest friends.

No, you're Moriarty! He's Moriarty!

No, you're not a fan at all.

No, you've...

No! Cold turkey. We agreed. No matter what.

No! No!

No! With a man like Major Barrymore, only first name terms would do.

No? Okay, my turn.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Did he take the cigarette?

No. I didn't see anything.

No. I wouldn't.

No. Not a thing.

Nobody could fake being such an annoying dick all the time.

Nobody seems to get the joke.

Nobody.

Nobody's reading your website.

Noises can tell you everything.

None at all. You'll be fine once you've excreted it. We all will.

None of the cabs would take me.

Not 240 different types of tobacco ash.

Not a second more.

Not at the moment.

Not exactly a West End role, but I'll bet the money was good.

Not guilty. They found him not guilty.

Not much industry in this part of the world,

Not once it's made a home...

Not quite sure what I'd charge them with anyway.

Not really your best line of enquiry.

Not the sort of man that uses children's names as a password.

Not to date anyone with a navy.

Not to give us a display of your intellectual prowess.

Not used him on any proper cases, though, have we?

Not you, junior, you're done now.

Nothing I couldn't heartlessly abandon, yeah.

Nothing like that. But I reckon there is something out there.

Nothing of importance! Oh, God!

Nothing on the website?

Nothing there! It doesn't make any sense.

Nothing?

Nothing. I don't know.

Nothing. Mental note.

Now and then, eh? You and Jim?

Now ask yourself, what sort of man would kidnap those kids

Now I'm best pals with all those criminals.

Now I've got to go back to playing with the ordinary people.

Now people will definitely talk.

Now, for God's sake!

Now, go and fetch him in, right now.

Now, go back, show me the grass.

Now, he was a fisherman.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a long and arduous apology

Now, quickly, tell me!

Now, quickly, tell me!

Now, remember that she's in shock and she's just seven years old so...

Now, tell me, I need to know. How was it done?

Now, tell that sweet little posh thing the pictures are safe with me.

Now, that is a dominatrix. Ooh, this is getting rather fun, isn't it?

Now, that's my kind of man.

Now, the dog. Tiny little hairs all over the leg

Now, we have eaten and drunk exactly the same things since we got to Grimpen,

Now, you, of all people, can't just...

Now's not really the moment.

Nuclear codes, I could blow up NATO in alphabetical order.

Number one on Interpol's most wanted list since 1982.

Number one on Interpol's most wanted list since 1982.

Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts...

Obviously.

Obviously. Suppose they just couldn't bring themselves to do it.

Of attempting to steal the Crown jewels.

Of course he's Richard Brook, there is no Moriarty, there never has been.

Of course I can walk.

Of course I'll be fine, I am fine. I'm absolutely fine.

Of course it is. One mention of Baskerville

Of course it's Moriarty.

Of course they are.

Of course, he's selling it.

Of course, that's the point of this.

Of course.

Of course. I am a show off. That's what we do.

Of Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

Of multiple counts of attempted burglary.

Of recommending a verdict wholeheartedly.

Of Sherlock's?

Off to Devon with you. Have a cream tea on me.

Off to Devon with you. Have a cream tea on me.

Off you go, then.

Off you POP...

Often are, these vigilante types.

Oh

Oh come on, it's not code,

Oh dear Lord, we're not going to have Christmas phone calls now, are we?

Oh no, Christmas is cancelled.

Oh no, please. You've got the rest of your life.

Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured skull, suspected punctured lung.

Oh, a power play.

Oh, and I bet you know the record keeper.

Oh, and that's mine.

Oh, and they've just had tea and biscuits.

Oh, apparently, yes.

Oh, back again?

Oh, Christ!

Oh, come on, Kitty. No one trusts the voice at the end of a telephone.

Oh, come on, surely you've all seen the present at the top of the bag.

Oh, dear Lord.

Oh, dear! Thumbs?

Oh, enjoying the thrill of the chase is fine.

Oh, for God's sakes!

Oh, forget him, he's an idiot.

Oh, God, John, you made me jump.

Oh, God, sorry.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Don't tell me.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. It was you.

Oh, God. Oh...

Oh, he's good, isn't he? I should have him on a leash.

Oh, hello.

Oh, hello. Bob Frankland.

Oh, hi.

Oh, I bet John here 50 quid that you couldn't prove you'd seen the Hound

Oh, I insist.

Oh, I may be on the side of the angels,

Oh, I see! The big coat should have told me.

Oh, I should warn you, I think Lestrade filmed you on his phone.

Oh, I... I thought you were looking for the photos now.

Oh, I'm just being so silly.

Oh, I've been asking this one, she doesn't seem to know anything.

Oh, Irene Adler? She got away, no one saw her.

Oh, it stings.

Oh, it was worth a try.

Oh, it's a bit rude, that noise, isn't it?

Oh, it's always hard to remember an alias when you've had a fright.

Oh, Jeanette, please.

Oh, Jesus, no...

Oh, Jim Moriarty sends his love.

Oh, John, I envy you so much.

Oh, just kill yourself, it's a lot less effort.

Oh, look. You've got damp.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Bob Frankland.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I am so...

Oh, nice to see you, too. I'm on holiday, would you believe?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, we're fine.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, of course, unmanned aircraft, hardly new.

Oh, please, sorry, Sherlock

Oh, please, there's just one more thing right? One more thing.

Oh, please. Can we not do this this time?

Oh, please. Can we not do this this time?

Oh, really?

Oh, right. Bob, yeah.

Oh, Sherlock, Sherlock!

Oh, Sherlock. Sherlock.

Oh, shut up, Mrs. Hudson!

Oh, sorry, am I interrupting?

Oh, that was right on my bins.

Oh, that.

Oh, there's something else. It's a word.

Oh, um, Cabinet re shuffle...

Oh, well, they're probably pawprints, could be anything, therefore nothing.

Oh, well, they're probably pawprints, could be anything, therefore nothing.

Oh, well.

Oh, will I?

Oh, you know I'd love to. I'd love to give you unlimited access to this place.

Oh, you most certainly are free. And I suggest you remain that way.

Oh, you're a bad man.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Looks like Mrs. Hudson finally got to the wife in Doncaster.

Oh! Okay.

Oh! Where did I go wrong?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Did you get a better offer?

Oh. Henry Fishguard never committed suicide.

Oh. Mrs. Hudson, my God, are you all right?

Oil, John.

Okay, but how?

Okay, four ideas.

Okay, I think we're done now, John.

Okay, I'll leave you alone to, you know...

Okay, look up, I'm on the rooftop.

Okay, Michael. Let's try Halo 3 next time.

Okay, shut up, Sherlock, shut up. The first time we met.

Okay, tell me, how was he murdered?

Okay, that's good. I mean, I always thought I was great...

Okay, the smoking, how did you know?

Okay, this is too much. We need to be more careful.

Okay, what about his father? He wasn't one of your patients.

Okay! SO?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. It's okay, mate.

Okay. just take it, take it.

Old scores, resentments.

On hearing a smoke alarm, a mother would look towards her child.

On our doorstep. Found it today.

On that cruise with Mr. Chatterjee. He's got a wife in Doncaster

On the building.

On the exact spot where I saw my father torn apart.

On the other side of the aisle. Later, after she'd got off, I imagine,

On this desk, until you begged for mercy twice.

On this phone I've got secrets and pictures and scandals

On your crime scene and listen to everything that he has to say.

Once you've ruled out the impossible,

Once, a few months ago.

One can only hope you're as good as you seem to think.

One day, he'll cross the line.

One final act. Glad you chose a tall building.

One fragment of one email and months and years of planning,

One librarian, two teachers,

One lonely, naive man, desperate to show off,

One mention on Twitter and woomph!

One moment of privacy.

One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't be...

One of a kind, the one woman who matters?

One of the things he liked was showing off.

One of those law things?

One she said her life depended on.

One thousand, eight hundred and ninety five.

One to open the phone, one to burn the drive.

One weekend we were meant to go fishing, but he never showed up.

One weekend we were meant to go fishing, but he never showed up.

One, two, three, four, five separate biographies of Thatcher.

One.

Only a jumbo is wide enough to need a letter K or rows past 55,

Ooh, lucky boy.

Or a genetic experiment?

Or a word or a number.

Or I shall arrest you, too.

Or one that she's deliberately trying to encourage.

Or putting in the water. I wouldn't trust them as far as I could spit.

Or were you really eager to impress?

Or were you too bored to notice the pattern?

Or your cigarette lighter, either will do.

Our hands are tied.

Our problem. The final problem.

Out there in the Hollow.

Ow!

Paddington Station, please.

Page five, column six, first sentence.

Paid him to take the rap.

Parents milling around, chauffeurs, staff.

Partita No 7. Thank you, Johann Sebastian Bach.

Password. Password. Password.

Pay her, now and in full.

People do come to you for help, don't they, Mr. Holmes?

People don't like going up there, you know. To the Hollow.

People like him, we...

People say there's no such thing as coincidence.

People used to laugh at him.

People want to know you're human.

Perfectly wrapped with a bow. All the others are slapdash at best.

Personalised their text alert noise.

Peter Ricoletti.

Pictures, information, anything I might find useful.

Plane blows up midair, mission accomplished for the terrorists,

Please don't feel obliged to tell me that was remarkable or amazing.

Please, let me just

Please, Mr. Holmes, where you're going you'll want to be dressed.

Please, sit down. Or if you'd like some tea,

Please?

Please.

Precise details. In the last week, what's been cleaned?

Prepared to do anything. Prepared to burn.

Prepared to do what ordinary people won't do.

Pressing case, is it?

Pretty racy for first thing on a Monday morning, wouldn't you agree?

Priority ultra, ma'am. Orders from on high.

Probably a fluorescent gene.

Probably a terrier. In fact, it is a West Highland terrier called Whisky.

Probably my answer has crossed yours.

Probably not true.

Problem?

Project H.0.U.N.D. A new deliriant drug

Project H.0.U.N.D. I must have read about it.

Project H.0.U.N.D. It's the fog. A chemical minefield.

Promised you'd rig the jury

Proud of yourselves?

Punched out holes where your ticket's been checked.

Put your clothes on!

Put your key in there, please.

Queuing up to slap on the handcuffs,

Ran straight to the piano and finished it.

Rats as big as dogs, he said.

Red eyes, coal black fur.

Refined, cold blooded murder.

Relative to the hiker at the time of the backfire, that and the fact

Relocate to within spitting distance of 221 b.

Remember now, Henry. You've got to remember what happened here

Remember what really happened here that night.

Remember what they told you.

Removed and spliced into the specimen, simple enough these days.

Repeat your exact words from a moment ago,

REPORTER: Dartmoor. It's always been a place of myth and legend.

Rhododendron ponticom.

Rich Brook in German is Reichenbach.

Rich Brook, an actor Sherlock Holmes hired to be Moriarty.

Richard Brook.

Right away. Carry on.

Right in the middle of an experiment.

Right, so Thatcher's looking more likely a bet than Churchill.

Right, that's that, then. Catch you later. I'm enjoying this!

Right, then, dyed blonde hair, no obvious cause of death

Right, then. So, what have we got?

Right, then. The professionals have finished

Right, this should do it.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. See you.

Right. Stay there, we'll get someone to you. Okay?

Rogue governments, intelligence communities.

Rufus Bruhl, the Ambassador to the US.

Russian killer. She's taken the flat opposite.

Say it now.

Say that again and know that if you're lying to me,

Say that again!

School broke up. All the other boarders went home.

See, I'm wondering who could have got hold of your phone,

Seek them out. The monsters, the death rays, the aliens.

Seems desperate for my attention, which I'm sure can be arranged.

SELDEN: Oh. I keep catching it with me belt.

Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance.

Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

Sentiment?

Sh...

Shade?

She can go and stay with her sister. Doctor's orders.

She chose to give it up.

She could afford better, but she's kept it. Sentimental.

She could collect it and take it to Barts.

She does?

She got in touch, she informed us that the photographs existed,

She had an item in her possession,

She has really done her homework, Miss Riley.

She indicated that she had no intention to use them

She made her daughter's rabbit glow in the dark?

She provides, shall we say, recreational scolding

She sent this to my address. And she loves to play games.

She thinks I have to face my demons.

She was captured by a terrorist cell in Karachi two months ago and beheaded.

She wasn't here, Sherlock.

She'd applaud your choice of words.

She'll have to sleep upstairs in our flat tonight,

She's been at the centre of two political scandals

She's dead.

She's giving him a gift at all. That always suggests long term hopes,

She's got a man's wedding ring on a chain around her neck,

She's got a West Highland terrier called Whisky.

She's got to take some time away from Baker Street.

She's not interested in blackmail. She wants... protection, for some reason.

She's not my real aunt, she's been replaced. I know she has.

She's not my real aunt. I know human ash.

She's the reason I came back to Dartmoor.

She's well dressed but her jewellery's cheap.

She's, uh...

Sher.

Sher...

Sherlock doesn't follow me everywhere.

Sherlock Holmes, I'm arresting you on suspicion of abduction and kidnapping.

Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!

Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock, can you hear me?

Sherlock, dear, tell him what you found when you x rayed my camera phone.

Sherlock, I don't want the world believing you're...

Sherlock, I have to give this to Mycroft, it's the government's now.

Sherlock, there's something weird...

Sherlock, this man was at the door, is the bell still not working?

Sherlock, wait!

Sherlock, you're big brother and all the king's horses

SHERLOCK: All of the attention is focused on me.

SHERLOCK: All right. Keep talking. I'll find you.

SHERLOCK: Catch you later.

SHERLOCK: Claudette, I...

SHERLOCK: Consulting criminal.

SHERLOCK: Don't let him get away! KITTY: Leave him alone!

SHERLOCK: Go to your right.

SHERLOCK: I have a website.

SHERLOCK: I need to see Major Barrymore as soon as we get inside

SHERLOCK: I will stop you.

SHERLOCK: I'll leave you to your deductions.

SHERLOCK: I've told you. He practically is the British Government.

SHERLOCK: If you're feeling kind, lock her up, otherwise let her go.

SHERLOCK: It's not specific to this place. It's my brother's.

SHERLOCK: Met a friend of yours.

SHERLOCK: Might not have to.

SHERLOCK: Not tougher than crystallised carbon.

SHERLOCK: Nothing whatsoever.

SHERLOCK: Oh, interesting.

SHERLOCK: Oh, shut up, it's quick.

SHERLOCK: People don't really go to heaven when they die,

SHERLOCK: People have died. MORIARTY: That's what people do!

SHERLOCK: So what's this one?

SHERLOCK: So,

SHERLOCK: Tell us from the start, don't be boring.

SHERLOCK: There's nothing you can do and nothing she will do,

SHERLOCK: Well, they won't be interested in us.

SHERLOCK: Where do you get that idea?

SHERLOCK: Who are you? MORIARTY: Jim Moriarty.

SHERLOCK: You know I don't concern myself with trivia.

SHERLOCK: You're very calm.

Sherlock!

Sherlock!

Sherlock!

Sherlock!

Sherlock!

Sherlock?

Sherlock?

Sherlock?

Sherlock?

Sherlock?

Sherlock? Are you listening?

Sherlock.

Sherlock.

Sherlock.

Sherlock.

Sherlock.

Sherlock. It was here. I swear it, Sherlock. It must...

Sherlock...

Sherlock's a fraud.

Shop!

Should have gone with him.

Shouldn't worry. I'll probably get one soon.

Show me where the brother slept.

Show me.

Shut up! One more word out of you, just one,

Sign my shirt, would you?

Since the end of the Second World War,

Sir Boast A Lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the round table.

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Sir, phone call for you.

Sir, security's down, sir. It's failing.

Sir, this gentleman says he needs to speak to you.

Sir! Major Barrymore won't be pleased, sir.

Sit down, Mr. Knight. And do please smoke, I'd be delighted.

Six grand a term, you'd expect them to keep the kids safe for you.

Smart? Okay. Investigative journalist.

Smoking indoors, isn't there one of those...

So boring, isn't it?

So did the tour guide. But we all heard something.

So do you.

So he's turned to his widowed mother for help.

So how are you going to do it?

So I just got normal.

So I needed to try it on an average one.

So if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich.

So it's almost worth it.

So just leave me alone.

So let's pass the time. Two men, a car and nobody else.

So one of the knights went to King Arthur

So poor Bluebell had to go.

So someone approaches the door who he doesn't recognise.

So sorry, Dad.

So that must be...

So that their editor will notice them.

So that was their dog that people saw out on the moor?

So that's the password?

So the car's about to backfire

So the killers can be called off, then, there's a recall code

So there were seven possible reasons for it,

So there's one big lie,

So they didn't have it put down, then? The dog

So they let it happen anyway.

So this imaginary location could be anything, a house or a street?

So this man should have died in a plane crash in Germany yesterday,

So total silence is traditional, is it?

So we can use it to break into the records and destroy Richard Brook.

So we know that Dr. Stapleton performs secret genetic experiments on animals.

So we're having a Christmas drinkies, then?

So you can point a gun at me?

So you faked your own death in order to get ahead of them?

So you rationalised it into something very different.

So you want me to watch out for your brother

So you wanted to keep the number. Just now, though, you used the napkin

So, any plans for New Year tonight?

So, come on, then, you can trust me, I'm a doctor, what else have you got

So, did you just talk to him for a really long time?

So, he wants into his Mother's good books. Why? Almost certainly money.

So, I've still got some friends on the force.

So, okay. What have we got?

So, she's alive, then.

So, someone's been doing it again? Carrying on the experiments?

So, that's your source?

So, the email from Kirsty,

So, this is the story that you're going to publish?

So, what have you got that's so important?

So, what's at eye level?

So, who's after you?

So, you believe them about having the dog destroyed?

So, you see, I am fine. In fact, I've never been better.

So...

So...

Sod this. You stay here if you want. On your own.

Solving crimes won't be enough.

Some chap delivered a parcel. I forgot.

Some people who aren't geniuses

Some things are best left to the imagination, Mrs. Hudson.

Somebody who was old enough to be there at the time of the experiments in 1986.

Somehow, this is part of his scheme.

Someone called Brook. Recognise the name?

Someone changed his mind.

Someone needed to keep you quiet. Needed to keep you as a child,

Someone that they want to protect from harm.

Someone to set the record straight.

Something 007, 007. What?

Something about Sherlock reminds her of the kidnapper.

Something big's coming, isn't it?

Something buried deep. Get out.

Something from Baskerville. Escaped

Something I've not really experienced before.

Something very real?

Something...

Somewhere in 221 b, somewhere, on the day of the verdict,

Sooner or later, you're going to need someone on your side.

Sorry, boys. I'm so changeable. (LAUGHS)

Sorry, so you are coming?

Sorry, yes, of course.

Sorry?

Sorry.

Speaking of clever, have you told your little friends yet?

Spread out, please. Spread out!

SQ?

SQ?

Started imagining a hound?

Starting to.

Stay calm. Stay calm. Can you see it?

Stay out of the news.

Stayin' alive.

Staying...

Still in intensive care.

Still, he was a good friend.

Stop boring me and think. It's the new sexy.

Stop it, stop it now!

Stop it!

Stop the cab. Stop the cab!

Stop.

Stored it away.

Straight through, sir.

Strange choice of words, archaic. That's why I took the case.

Strength of the stain shows that you didn't take milk.

SuBo, Nasty Nick.

Suggests it's a present. Probably Christmas.

Sulejmani or something. Mycroft showed me his files.

Sulejmani. Albanian hit squad. Expertly trained killer,

Sure.

Surprised it took them that long, to be honest.

Sweet wrappers. What's he been feeding you?

Ta, I'll remember.

Ta.

Tabloid nickname.

Take a look at where you're standing and make a deduction.

Take that risk.

Taken in large enough quantities, eventually it would kill them.

Talk later.

Taxi!

Taxi!

Technically, Baskerville's an army base, so I guess they've always been keen

Tell him you're alive.

Tell him you're alive.

Tell him, would you?

Tell me about Dr. Stapleton.

Tell me what you want from me.

Tell me what you're seeing.

Tell me what's wrong.

Tell me where they are. Please. Tell me.

Tell me!

Tell them we're already on our way.

Tell us nothing after all.

Telling everyone where to come. "Get Sherlock."

Telling you would be playing fair.

Terror cells.

Text.

Thank God for the consultant criminal.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, it's very promising.

Thank you for the final proof.

Thank you,

Thank you, Harvey.

Thank you, Mr. Holmes. Open it, please.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Thank you, thank you. Could you, please?

Thank you, that was, that was...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I've got it.

Thank you. Oh.

Thank you. So, why don't I phone...

Thankfully recovered owing to the prodigious talent

Thanks, Billy.

Thanks, mate. Thanks a lot.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That bloke that's been in the press?

That camera phone is my life, Mr. Holmes.

That could get you into all three.

That could topple your whole world.

That Coventry was going to get bombed because they'd broken the German code

That eliminates a few more.

That I am what?

That I created Moriarty

That I've ever known and no one will ever convince me

That is an awful lot of meat for a vegetarian restaurant

That is him. It's him.

That little nagging sensation you got to have to be strong to resist.

That means he wants to impress her,

That must be quite a trauma.

That noise, the one it just made.

That part doesn't change.

That really wasn't very good, was it?

That she somehow got herself

That story's not been on the news yet, how do you know about it?

That that drug really could work.

That the crisis is imminent,

That the death blow was to the back of the head,

That they might be right, you're afraid that you've been taken in as well.

That was six minutes.

That wasn't my hat.

That wasn't the final problem.

That works. So what now?

That would be tremendously ambitious of you

That you think I am,

That you told me a lie, okay? So...

That you told me a lie, okay? So...

That you weren't a hero

That, for me, will not be hardship.

That? the one that made the noise, yes?

That's a far thinner band of geology.

That's a shame. Shall I make you some coffee?

That's all you need to know.

That's an ancient name for the Devil.

That's as far as my access goes, I'm afraid.

That's fine. We're not...

That's first thing in the morning, me and the wife,

That's handy. For trade.

That's Hansel and Gretel.

That's her.

That's if we don't get shot.

That's nice. It's good.

That's not the end of the world, that's Mrs. Hudson.

That's not why I'm here.

That's quite clearly a three, but after that the sequence

That's the end of it. We don't know where they went from here.

That's the way he made everyone feel.

That's what you do. You sell a big lie.

That's what you're telling me?

That's why he left that message

That's why I decided to tell him that.

That's why you're so upset, you can't even entertain the possibility

That's your brilliant theory. Cherchez le chien!

The Ambassador's asked for you personally.

The Americans wouldn't be interested in her

The answer is no.

The ashtray.

The big conclusion of it all, Moriarty is an actor?

The boy stopped before he got to the end.

The boy was made to walk ahead of them.

The British and American governments know about it,

The car backfires and the hiker turns to look.

The case of the vanishing glow in the dark rabbit

The case that made my name.

The Chemical and Biological Weapons Research Centre,

The clever detective in the funny hat?

The computer code is key to this. If we find it, we can use it,

The computer key code.

The count on your blog is still stuck at 1,895.

The Coventry conundrum.

The defence rests.

The door was... The door was...

The end.

The evidence of my own eyes, until last night.

The evidence was right under your nose, John, as ever you see

The face is a bit sort of bashed up, so it might be a bit difficult.

The fact that she's serious about him is clear from the fact

The fall. (DESCENDING WHISTLE) But don't be scared.

The faster they died. Neat.

The fifth substance.

The final problem.

The first time we met, you knew all about my sister.

The first train from Exeter to London leaves at 5:46 a.m.

The flight of the dead.

The floor.

The game was too elaborate, you were enjoying yourself too much.

The girl in the seat across the aisle fancied you.

The girl was pulled beside him, dragged sideways.

The girl, female handwriting's quite distinctive,

The glycerol molecule.

The Great Grimpen Minefield, they call it.

The grit on the lens, the fly in the ointment!

The hungrier they got, the more they ate,

The Ice Man

The intruder must have been hidden inside someplace.

The key code to my safe.

The kids have vanished.

The missing luminous rabbit...

The most dangerous criminal mind the world has ever seen,

The most possible being narcotics.

The numbers always appear randomly and not in sequence,

The oil in the kidnapper's footprint. It'll lead us to Moriarty.

The ones I've heard.

The only flight that matches all the criteria and departs within the week

The only limits are ethics and the law. And both those things can be

The only posh skirt you've got.

The only reason he's still in a prison cell right now

The only thing that made him open up...

The others kill them before they can get it.

The papers, they're painted with mercury. Lethal.

The passcode.

The photographs are perfectly safe.

The Pink thing! And that one about the Aluminium Crutch!

The police and sets off the burglar alarm.

The programme he used to break into the Tower.

The promise of love, the pain of loss, the joy of redemption.

The question is has she been working on something deadlier than a rabbit?

The question is, who?

The Reichenbach hero.

The scarring pattern on his hands is very distinctive, fish hooks.

The scoop that everybody wanted and you've got it. Bravo.

The sentimental widow and her son, the unemployed fisherman?

The shade of red echoes her lipstick, either an unconscious association

The silhouette of everyone who came to the door.

The smudge is deliberate. It's to see if I'm as good as they say I am.

The sole of the shoe is like a passport.

The sort that likes to boast. The sort that thinks it's all a game.

The sort they'd have sent into Suez.

The terrorist cells have been informed that we know about the bomb.

The trial of James Moriarty...

The vault!

The victim was an excellent sportsman, recently returned from foreign travel

The wheel turns, nothing is ever new.

The whole point of Baskerville was to eliminate

The woman who beat you.

The woman! The woman woman!

The Woman.

The Woman.

The Woman.

Then a photograph of me being taken in for questioning.

Then get into the car and drive away.

Then give him a puzzle and watch him dance.

Then how come I can see you and I don't even want to?

Then I arranged everything with Major Barrymore.

Then it's time to add a splash of colour.

Then one of your homeless network could bring it here,

Then the next morning, Bluebell was gone!

Then there's the nicotine stains on your fingers,

Then there's the style of the flight number, 007,

Then what have you done with it?

Then why don't you ask for it?

Theoretically, you can never forget anything.

There are a number of aspects I'm still not quite clear on.

There are four additional units wired inside the casing.

There are many who believe that within this compound,

There are traces of ketchup on it and round your lips and on your sleeve.

There have been persistent stories about the Baskerville experiments.

There is a Hound. There is...

There must be an override. A password.

There must be something. Something...

There now, we're both defrocked.

There was a dog, Henry. Leaving footprints, scaring witnesses.

There was a man, an MOD official and I knew what he liked.

There was a queue for the loo.

There were times I didn't even think you were human

There will be two passcodes,

There you are, brother.

There, I've said it now, I'll even walk your dog.

There.

There. "I'm not dead. Let's have dinner."

There. (SIGHING)

There'll be more of them, they'll be keeping an eye

There's a lot of press outside, guys.

There's a margin for error, but I'm pretty sure there's a 747

There's a mile of disused factories between the river and the park.

There's a place, it's a sort of local landmark called Dewer's Hollow.

There's a row 13, which eliminates the more superstitious airlines.

There's a surveillance web closing in on us right now.

There's a train that leaves in half an hour, so if you want...

There's all sorts of gossip in the press about you.

There's Baskerville.

There's been another one. Another break in.

There's going to be a bomb on a passenger jet.

There's more, loads more.

There's more.

There's no letter I because it can be mistaken for a one

There's no one to bail us.

There's no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a seven,

There's no such thing as too much.

There's no trace of anything in the sugar.

There's nothing on it any more. It's been stripped.

There's nothing unusual in that.

There's nothing wrong with me.

There's only one thing he needs to do to complete his game and that's to...

There's only one thing to do, find out where it lives.

There's only so much damage you can do.

There's something I need to do.

There's things that only someone close to Sherlock could know.

There's thousands of building sites in London!

There's two names, yours and mine.

These are all from her website.

These are seat allocations on a passenger jet. Look!

They agreed never to talk about work, Uncle Bob and my dad.

They all care so much.

They all want me. Suddenly I'm Mr. Sex.

They didn't come here to kill me.

They do, don't they? Very silly.

They don't want a repeat of 1972.

They found me the next morning just wandering on the moor.

They have to keep me alive.

They wanted to use it as an anti personnel weapon

They were the footprints of a gigantic hound.

They wouldn't let us see Granddad when he was dead.

They wouldn't let us see Granddad when he was dead.

They'd be for sale. I mean, that's how it works.

They'd have to know how to use that lift, sir.

They'd pin a medal on me if I did, sir.

They're all mine. No such thing as secrecy.

They're all pressing till they're solved.

They're all quite old now,

They're at St Aldate's.

They're going to let it happen. The plane will blow up.

They're not for blackmail, just for insurance.

They're taken to a special room and burned.

Think I might have ta ken ca re of that already

Think.

Thinking.

This blog has had nearly 2,000 hits in the last eight hours.

This entire project is cancelled.

This envelope was in her trunk.

This fax arrived an hour ago.

This is a matter of national importance. Grow up!

This is a matter of the highest security and therefore of trust.

This is how I want you to remember me,

This is just friendly advice, but give Sherlock five minutes

This is low tar.

This is Mr. Mycroft Holmes, Major. There's obviously been a mistake.

This is Mr. Mycroft Holmes, Major. There's obviously been a mistake.

This is my cab, you get the next one.

This is the story of Sir Boast A Lot.

This is too easy. There is no key, doofus!

This is where we'll find it. Any break in the dust line.

This is your case, it's entirely up to you,

This is your heart and you should never let it rule your head.

This is your living, Sherlock,

This is, uh...

This little boy, this particular little boy,

This means that my dad was right.

This phone call, it's; um .

This was alight moments ago. They're still here!

This way, please, gentlemen.

Those digits are meaningless. They're utterly meaningless.

Those marks on your forearm. Edge of a desk.

Those sessions in the hotel room where he gabbled into your Dictaphone.

Though he has told me about all his oldest friends.

Though he was mostly upside down, as I recall.

Though I believe one of our passengers didn't make the flight.

Though not the way she treats royalty.

Thought it might break the ice a bit.

Thought you'd be wearing the hat, though.

Three of the most secure places in the country

Three quarters of the diplomatic service

Three victims. There's no stopping them now.

Thrilling that you've been counting.

Through there.

Time to move on, then. (CLEARING THROAT)

Timing.

To be fair, that is quite a wide field.

To blow your nose. Maybe you're not that into her after all.

To create a false identity.

To extort either money or favour.

To make to a very old friend.

To one of the government's most secretive operations,

To reassert the dream that you'd both clung on to

To support their plea.

To the back of the head from a blunt instrument;

To the Tower, to the prison? Daylight robbery.

To this maniac?

To totally disorientate the enemy using fear and stimulus.

To try and find the key code.

Told all my clients.

Too late to go on the record?

Too late.

Too much history between us, John.

Totally convinced there's some mutant super dog roaming the moors.

Totally.

Train napkin you used to mop up the spilled coffee,

Trained abroad, judging by her short hair.

Transparent.

Treat her like royalty, Mycroft.

Try not to punch him.

Turn around and walk back the way you came.

Turner's masterpiece,

Twenty year old disappearance? A monstrous hound?

Twenty years! Twenty yea rs of my life making no sense.

Two children led into the forest by a wicked father

Two doors down from you.

Two high pressure jobs, probably the City.

Two hundred and forty three.

Two men alone in the countryside, several yards apart and one car.

Two minutes would have made me an expert. Five was ample.

Two words a frightened little boy saw here 20 years ago.

U M Q R A. Does that mean anything?

U M Q R A. UMQRA?

Ugh!

Uh, but then all the comic books started coming true.

Uh, excuse me,

Uh, no, sir, the helicopter.

Uh, that's Grimpen village.

Uh, we did say 50?

Uh, yeah, you're right, flight 007.

Uh, yes, sir.

Uh, yes, sir.

Um, actually, I think I have seen her

Um, and I think they, they took my wallet and, um,

Um, I've just been attacked.

Um, more wine, Doctor?

Um, uh, nothing fixed.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Unbelievable.

Unless I kill myself, complete your story.

Unless my people see you jump.

Unless she had seen him before.

Unless the contents of this phone are provably unique,

Unless there are lives of British citizens

Unless they have help.

Unless you want to tell your masters that your biggest security leak

Unlikely you get your hands dirty at the press.

Up a bit! I'm not talking from down here!

Up at the Hollow. It was foggy, mind. Couldn't make much out.

Vatican cameos!

Very flexible. But not here, not at Baskerville.

Very good, John, excellent plan, full of intelligent precautions.

Very good. Because?

Very good. We're very impressed.

Very, very close, but no.

Wait, wait. What bet?

Wait.

Was it the full minute?

Was that when you had the idea? After the TV show went out?

Wasn't he some sort of conspiracy nutter, theorist?

Watch his back, 'cause I've made a mistake.

Watching the birds? Any moment now, something's going to happen.

We agreed.

We all chipped in.

We already know where she is.

We are in Buckingham Palace, at the very heart of the British nation.

We are prepared to offer any sum of money you care to mention

We both know what's coming, John.

We both saw it. Saw it as our drugged minds wanted us to see it.

We call them Abbott and Costello.

We can't fool them now.

We couldn't control the bloody thing!

We destroy this, then. No one has the information.

We don't ask questions like that here. It isn't done.

We going to jump in front of that bus

We got ID for Baskerville? How?

We have a police force of sorts, even a marginally secret service.

We have kept a lot of people successfully in the dark

We have people who can get into this.

We have this website, it explains the true meaning of comic books,

We know there's footprints, 'cause Henry found them.

We met twice, five minutes in total.

We need to ask about the dusting.

We need to find a place in the city

We need to get back into the flat and search.

We need to talk to you!

We ran a similar project with the Germans a while back,

We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants.

We take you back out onto the moor.

We used to go for walks after my Mum died, my Dad and me.

We'd prefer not to say any more at this time.

We're back together, it's all sorted.

We're being followed. I knew we couldn't outrun the police.

We're going to have a visitor. I'll need a bit of time to get ready.

We're going to need to coordinate.

We're in a morgue.

We're looking for a disused sweet factory.

We're looking for a dog, yes? A great big dog.

We're not breeding them that clever.

We're to be accorded every courtesy, Dr. Stapleton.

We've been listening, she said she told you.

We've got another half an hour of light...

We've got you, don't worry.

We've had a break in at Baker Street.

We've lost everything.

We've met, remember? You were going to blow me up!

Well God knows, she's used to that. There's a back door.

Well if you've been listening, you'll know she didn't.

Well, according to the flight details, this man was checked in on board.

Well, good luck with that.

Well, he is in a pretty bad way. He's manic.

Well, I can't see it, can I?

Well, I don't suppose you remember much, you weren't making a lot of sense.

Well, I knew his dad better.

Well, I mean, he's a pretty straightforward bloke

Well, I think we've seen enough for now, Corporal. Thank you so much.

Well, I'm going out for a bit.

Well, I'm not an expert, am I?

Well, it could be an aunt or an older sister, but mother's more likely.

Well, it looks like he's clean. We've tried all the usual places.

Well, it's a great location.

Well, mates are mates, aren't they? I mean, look at you and John.

Well, never mind, we've got better things to talk about.

Well, nobody except me

Well, not till late. When he did,

Well, now, have you been wicked, Your Highness?

Well, one or two.

Well, our boys couldn't have done it.

Well, probably one of the killers you managed to attract. Jesus.

Well, somebody got hold of the phone and apparently as a joke,

Well, that's the knighthood in the bag.

Well, that's why we need him. He's better.

Well, there you go.

Well, we can't just go and get it, can we?

Well, we have to keep the bins somewhere, sir.

Well, why would they be interested?

Well, you barely knew her.

Well, you know. You've got John

Well, you won't be able to see her again.

Well, you're looking all better.

Well, your booby trap did just kill a man.

Well?

Well.

Wellington. Rommel. Churchill's History of the English Speaking Peoples,

What a tender world that would be.

What about Mycroft? He could help us.

What about us?

What am I saying? This is brilliant. Phone Lestrade,

What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what?

What are you doing?

What are you looking at?

What are you talking about, you're busy? You don't have a case.

What are you talking about?

What are you thinking about?

What are you, an idiot, a drunk or a criminal?

What are you... What? No, no, no. No. Back to bed.

What can you do, Mr. Holmes?

What did I miss?

What did I say? I said, "Don't get clever."

What did she say?

What did you mean, "I owe you"?

What did you say? Heart what?

What did you see that changed everything?

What do you care about the highest bidder?

What do you keep on here? In general, I mean?

What do you know about this woman?

What do you mean, more careful?

What do you need?

What do you say? Refuse them all parole and bring back the rope?

What do you think of my solution?

What does that mean?

What does?

What dull lives they must lead.

What else does she have?

What happened there?

What happened, John?

What have you done with my secret supply?

What have you done with them? Where are they?

What have you got for us?

What he doesn't see is what killed him,

What I'm trying to say is that if there's anything I can do,

What if it's not a word? What if it is individual letters?

What if it's not just this case? What if he's done this to us every single time?

What is it all for?

What is it?

What might we deduce about his heart?

What noise?

What opinion have I formed of him? Did they not teach you this?

What shall we tell Sherlock?

What sort of kidnapper leaves clues?

What the bloody hell was all that about?

What the hell are they implying?

What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell is this? Chocolate?

What the hell is this? Chocolate?

What the...

What was all that about the rabbit?

What was all that about the rabbit?

What was that?

What was that?

What were his credentials?

What with the monster and the ruddy prisoner,

What would he do

What, something, what?

What, the hiker and the backfire?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Sorry, what?

What? What are you talking about?

What? What happened? Is she okay?

What...? What is that? What...

What' can you see?

What's Coventry got to do with anything?

What's one more stranger among that lot?

What's the final problem?

What's this? What have you given him? Sherlock?

What's your role at Baskerville?

Whatever remains, however improbable, must be true.

Whatever's on that phone is more than just pictures.

Whatever's on the phone, it's clearly not just photographs.

When he was dying, he was always cheerful, he was lovely.

When I say run, run.

When we first met, you told me that disguise is always a self portrait.

When you started asking me about my patients.

When you went to the lab, maybe.

When you were a little boy.

Where all five of these things intersect.

Where are we going?

Where did that happen?

Where is this item now?

Where the boys have to be nice to me,

Where's John?

Where's my camera phone?

Whether to come back with a warrant and arrest me.

Which is a lot of people.

Which is said to be even more sensitive than Porton Down.

Which is why I find the face so annoying.

Which is why there's always an upstairs.

Which one are you?

Which rendered its users incredibly suggestible.

Which suggests he's been unemployed for some time

Which then magically disappeared, along with the killer.

Which was his big mistake.

Who are you?

Who else would give him a Christmas present like that?

Who is he?

Who is my client?

Who is she?

Who reads all those spy books. What would he do?

Who said I'm selling?

Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes,

Who was it? Donovan? I bet it was Donovan.

Who's this?

Why are you saying this?

Why bother? You can follow her on Twitter.

Why come to me?

Why did Bluebell have to die, Dr. Stapleton?

Why did you say you hadn't seen anything?

Why didn't you just kill me?

Why do you call it a hound? Why a hound?

Why do you think I'm going to talk about this?

Why does your phone make that noise?

Why don't you buy him a drink?

Why don't you talk to Sherlock if you're so concerned about him?

Why else would he think himself a suspect?

Why say "hound"?

Why say "hound"?

Why wasn't I told?

Why would I want to have dinner

Why would I want to see her again?

Why would you listen to me? I'm just your friend.

Why?

Why?

Why? Are you feeling exposed?

Why? Because you're the great Sherlock Holmes,

Why? Why? Why would he say that?

Will elicit a very long custodial sentence

Will you tell little Kirsty what happened to Bluebell or shall I?

With a boomerang.

With all his customary diplomacy and tact.

With everything you've worked for.

With what they were doing in there. Couldn't Henry have gone the same way?

Without a single witness, why would he then call the police

Without showing off?

WOMAN: (ON TV) ...nation, this is stunning eveningwear

WOMAN: Oh, Mr. Selden! You've done it again!

WOMAN: Why today?

WOMAN: Yes, Miss Adler.

Won't even mention her by name, just The Woman.

Won't happen again.

Worked up?

Would you describe him as...

Would you give me one moment, please?

Would you happen to know if he's around at all?

Would you have dinner with me?

Would you like me to try?

Would you like to know who ate the wafer?

Would you like to know who ate the wafer?

Would you mind slipping your hand into my pocket?

Would you still want to help me?

Would you, just for me, just stop it? Stop this.

Wow!

Wrong day to die.

Wrong toilet.

Wrote her phone number down on the napkin.

Yeah, all right, Spock

Yeah, and he's one of my patients, so I can't talk about him.

Yeah, I'm on it, yeah.

Yeah, listen, I'm not actually that angry, okay?

Yeah, lots of monster hunters. Doesn't take much these days.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, right, good. So, you got something to go on, then?

Yeah, show me something.

Yeah, speaking.

Yeah, thanks for that, Mycroft.

Yeah, that was before you were an internet phenomenon.

Yeah, the guys in the pub said you could.

Yeah, well, have you seen this?

Yeah, well, you know what he's like, CSI Baker Street.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm getting a little slow on faces,

Yeah. If you're thinking gunshot, there wasn't one

Yes, all right. Anyone?

Yes, and look at that.

Yes, and look at that.

Yes, and then he stole the Crown jewels, broke into the Bank of England

Yes, brilliant impression of an idiot.

Yes, but I'm not my brother, remember?

Yes, Dewer's Hollow.

Yes, good, skipping to the night that your dad was violently killed.

Yes, I know. Sherlock Holmes.

Yes, I was just going to take it back to Mycroft.

Yes, if you'd ever bothered to find out.

Yes, in a TV interview. I prefer to do my own editing.

Yes, it is.

Yes, of course it is. What do you want?

Yes, of course.

Yes, of course.

Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Yes, Sherlock.

Yes, sir, she also knows the code that automatically calls

Yes, sir. Thank you. Bye.

Yes, you said. Fear. "Sherlock Holmes got scared," you said.

Yes, you're great. Now, I'll be next door if you need me.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Faulty, can't seem to fix it.

Yes. Well. Good.

Yes. Yes. Oh!

Yes. Yes. Oh!

Yesterday, end of term,

Yet he elects to be a detective.

Yet you left this place wide open last night!

You after this Hound of Hell, like on the telly?

You ain't nothing...

You always say such horrible things. Every time. Always.

You always want everything to be clever. Now, shall we finish the game?

You and John Watson. just platonic?

You and me, Sherlock.

You are to be engaged by the highest in the land.

You are, however, extremely anxious to have your first cigarette of the day.

You bastard!

You can break any bank.

You can do anything you like with me.

You can have me arrested. You can torture me.

You can have me. No, I just mean... I mean...

You can just read what you need.

You can put back anything but dust. Dust is eloquent.

You can tell that from the state of his cuffs and shoes.

You can't actually believe that you saw some kind of monster?

You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't.

You can't even say "pass the sugar"?

You can't kill an idea, can you?

You can't remain unmonitored forever. Goodness knows what you'd get up to.

You can't tell us anything?

You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today

You couldn't cope. You were just a child

You didn't even change your clothes.

You didn't need to come in, Molly.

You didn't take anything because you don't need to.

You do count.

You don't actually think I was interested in you?

You don't have to keep apologising.

You don't have to overdo it.

You don't really think a couple of lines of computer code

You don't smoke.

You don't trust your own secret service?

You don't want money or power, not really.

You flirted with Sherlock Holmes?

You go on ahead, Henry, we'll follow later.

You got carried away.

You got that from one look?

You got the first one possible, so something important

You got to the jury, of course.

You had a disappointing breakfast and a cup of black coffee.

You have a passcode to open this.

You have been drugged. We have all been drugged.

You have no idea how much havoc I can cause

You have to believe me!

You have to stay with him, John.

You invented James Moriarty, your nemesis.

You just don't want to think about it.

You just get blown up, so they say.

You know he's actually pleased you're here? Secretly pleased.

You know Henry Knight?

You know my friends are so wrong about you.

You know what I mean.

You know why I'm here.

You know you never let me touch your things.

You know, I was wrong about him. He did know where to look.

You know, Mycroft could just phone me,

You know, while he was on his deathbed, Bach,

You left it in the pocket of your second best dressing gown, you clot!

You locked me in that bloody lab!

You look sad. When you think he can't see you.

You machine. Sod this.

You must find him guilty.

You must find him guilty.

You must've been dosed with it elsewhere.

You need me or you're nothing.

You need to get it out.

You need to... Doesn't she mean anything to you?

You okay?

You okay?

You once half killed a man because he laid a finger on her.

You plot a map with a location. It doesn't have to be a real place.

You put that there to test me.

You read the papers?

You repel me.

You said that they wouldn't find me here.

You said, "I owe you."

You saw those pipes. Pretty ancient, leaky as a sieve.

You saw what you expected to see because I told you.

You see how this works, that camera phone

You should always use gloves with these things, you know.

You should screen your defence people more carefully.

You talk big.

You think I can't worm my way into 12 hotel rooms?

You think I'm a vicar with a bleeding face?

You think this is Moriarty?

You think you can make me stop the order?

You think you're the girl for that job, do you?

You thought it was in the sugar. You were convinced it was in the sugar.

You turned me down.

You two, go to the car.

You used the napkin to mop up your spilled coffee,

You want me to prove it, yes?

You want me to shake hands with you in Hell? I shall not disappoint you.

You want me to tell you what you already know?

You want to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier.

You went there on the advice of your therapist

You were advertising all the way through the trial.

You were dead on a slab

You were muttering it while you were working.

You were right, he thinks it's Mycroft.

You were showing the world what you can do.

You were there for the whole thing. Up in the gallery, start to finish.

You were very observant.

You were wrong. It wasn't in the sugar. You got it wrong.

You weren't answering your doorbell.

You will.

You wouldn't be able to sell them.

You wrap it up in a truth to make it palatable.

You, uh, getting anywhere with that Morse Code?

You.

You'd care if they thought you were stupid or wrong.

You'd started to piece things together,

You'll be fine in the morning. Just sleep.

You'll be hearing from me, Sherlock.

You'll do anything for him.

You'll have permanently disabled any kind of uplink or connection.

You'll never need to take anything ever again.

You'll want it.

You're a bit like my dad. He's dead. Oh, sorry.

You're brown as a nut. You're clearly just back from your holidays.

You're doing a "we both know what's really going on here" face.

You're him.

You're insane.

You're just getting that now? Whoa!

You're me.

You're me.

You're not going to do it?

You're not ordinary. No.

You're not seriously suggesting he's involved, are you?

You're not.

You're on the side of the angels.

You're one of the conspiracy lot, aren't you? Well, then, go ahead.

You're ordinary, you're on the side of the angels.

You're right, Anderson. Nothing.

You're right.

You're to give me 24 hours. It's what I've negotiated.

You're wearing an expensive skirt that has been re hemmed twice.

You're wrong, you know.

You're... You're completely, exactly right.

You've always counted and I've always trusted you.

You've been called here to answer Miss Sorrel's questions,

You've been called here to answer Miss Sorrel's questions,

You've been over the last four digits yourself with another pen

You've been pretty wired lately. You know you have.

You've been stumbling around the fringes of this one for ages.

You've been typing in a hurry, probably. Pressure on, facing a deadline.

You've been very thorough

You've got a way out.

You've got to admit, that's sexier.

You've got to get me out. The big lab. The first lab that we saw.

You've got two more minutes, they want to know more about the driver.

You've nearly driven a man out of his mind.

You've never been the most luminous of people

You've texted him a lot!

Your death is the only thing that's going to call off the killers.

Your finger. journalist

Your friends will die if you don't.

Your honour, we're not calling any witnesses.

Your ID showed up straight away, Mr. Holmes.

Your measurements, but this, this is far more intimate.

Your only three friends in the world will die. Unless...

Your own brother and you blabbed about his entire life

Your pupils dilated.

Your relationship? You go out for a coffee

Your shaking fingers. I know the signs.

007, 007, 007, 007. Something.

007, 007.

007. 007 what?

007. Flight om.

20 years ago.

'cause I am not getting this. KITTY: I'll be doing the explaining.

"Bellybutton Murders"? "The Navel Treatment"?

"Confirmed bachelor John Watson." Is it like some sort of death Frisbee?

"Liberty." Liberty?

(ALARM BEEPING) GUARD: Excuse me, sir.

(ALL CALLING OUT) Yeah, Sherlock. Put it on.

(BEEPING) No, come on. Come on.

(CLAUDETTE SCREAMING) LESTRADE: Gel' out'!

(CLEARING THROAT) John.

(DOORBELL RINGING) Shut up!

(DOORBELL RINGS) I'm in my nightie.

(GASPS) You've been to see Mr. Chatterjee again.

(GROWLING) Did you hear that?

(GROWLING) Oh!

(JOHN GRUNTING) Joining me?

(KNOCKING AT DOOR) I'll go.

(LAUGHING) No, I mean... What is it?

(LAUGHS) Brilliant. Do you have any better ideas?

(LINE DISCONNECTS) Mycroft...

(SCOFFS) Off you pop and talk to people.

(SCREAMING) No, no,

(SINGING) ...if I've got you. Oh.

(WOMAN MOANS AS MESSAGE TONE) What was that?

A clone? A super dog? Maybe

A ll right. I'll find you. Keep talking. I daren't, it'll hear me.

A ll right. I'll find you. Keep talking. I daren't, it'll hear me.

A long time? Hmm, ages.

A man's or a woman's? Neither.

A minute ago you were complaining... Bluebell, John! I've got Bluebell.

A new one? (BOTH SCOFF)

A tradesman? Yes.

a very long time at the office. SHERLOCK: Boring.

about the aluminium crutch. Thank you.

About? Us.

Addlestone. What?

Ah, well... Good to see you again, Mycroft.

Ah! No. Oh, for goodness' sake!

Alkaline. Thank you, John.

All right? This is good news, John.

All we know is... He ended up in custody.

An experiment? Shh.

An inspection. Really?

and never took anything? No.

And you're x raying it? Yes, I am.

and, you know... It's dead?

Any ideas? Eight so far.

Anything you care to share with me? (JOHN LAUGHS)

Apologies. Thank you.

Apologise? Mmm hmm.

Appeals to his... his... Asperger's?

appear in these photographs together? Yes, they do.

Are we here? Two streets away, but this will do.

Are you all right? John? Jesus Christ! It was the Hound!

Are you expecting me to beg? Yes.

Are you finished? Mmm.

Are you laughing at me, Mr. Holmes? Why, are you joking?

Are you wearing any pants? No.

Aren't we, Mr. Holmes? Deeply. Hugely.

Baskerville, ever heard of it? Vaguely. It's very hush hush.

Because of what happened last night. Why? What happened last night?

Bet? My plan needs darkness.

Bet's off, John. Sorry. What?

Bet's off, John. Sorry. What?

Big animals. Size isn't a problem. Not at all.

Biological, chemical... One war ends, another begins, sir.

Blood. Punch you?

Bloody hell, I heard you were quick. It's my job. Now shut up and smoke!

Bluebell? A rabbit, John!

Bread crumbs. Uh huh. It was there when I got back.

Brilliant, Anderson. Really?

Brilliant. What's the matter?

Burn me? Oh, that's the problem.

Busy? Thinking, I need to think.

But describe him. He's a bloody martinet. A throwback.

but didn't say it. Yeah.

but do not observe. Observe what?

but he will never see her again. Why would he care?

But I don't understand it. I assumed.

But it's perfectly all right. But maybe it's not a drug.

but it's usually sub text. Oh, for God's sakes!

But mostly weaponry? Of one sort or another, yes

But we can talk in here. You read this stuff?

But you do. Of course.

But you understand. Obviously.

Cameras. We're being watched. What?

Can I have a box of matches? I'm sorry?

Can you help us, Mr. Holmes? How?

Can you see it? No. I...

Cancel it. You're having lunch with me. What?

Catch me before I kill again, type A. Uh huh.

Caught my eye. Mmm hmm.

Cheers. What?

Cloning? Yes, of course!

Coventry. I've never been.

Describe him to me. You've seen him.

Did he write anything down? No.

Did you hear that? We saw it! We saw it.

Did you see that show? The documentary? Quite recently, yeah.

Didn't say you did. Is that her file?

Distinguished service order? That date, I'd say Falklands veteran

Do what? The look.

Do what? You being all mysterious with your...

Do what? You being all mysterious with your...

Do you know Dartmoor, Mr. Holmes? No.

Do you know what it is? Yes.

Do you mind? Not at all.

Do you want some sauce with that? I hadn't been to the Hollows.

Do you want to... No.

Does that make me special? I don't know, maybe.

Dominatrix. Don't be alarmed.

Don '2' move. All rig ht.

Don't be absurd! Absurd?

Don't be absurd. She's in shock, for God's sake,

Don't be. Flattered?

Don't make jokes, Molly. No, sorry.

Don't try to be clever... No.

Donovan? That's our man? Sir.

Dr. Stapleton. Stapleton.

Dr. Watson! Hi.

Dr. Watson? Yeah.

Drugged? Can you walk?

Easy, Henry. Easy. just relax. I know what I am.

Enjoy it? Oh, yeah.

Everybody gets one. One what?

Everyone dead. Suspected terrorist bomb.

Excellent. A nice, scary inspector

Excuse me. I called Henry...

Excuse me. I called Henry...

Explained very carefully. What?

Explosives? Oh, not just explosives.

Fancy a cuppa, then, mate? Yeah, why not?

First get rid of your boys. Why?

First time we met. Don't bother.

Footprints. Is that all? Yes, but they were...

For blackmail? For protection.

for the recovery of these files Boring!

For what? Punch me in the face.

Frankland! Keep running.

Get off my sheet! Or what?

Gives them a bad sort of feeling. Ooh, is it haunted?

Glowing? Yeah.

Go and see. Sherlock!

Go through. Thank you.

Go to the stream. What's in the stream?

Go to your right. Huh?

Goodbye, John. No, don't.

Got any proof? Why would I tell you if I did?

Got it! Oh.

Have you seen it? Maybe.

He is. We've been consulting with him,

He knew your father? Yeah.

he left it hidden. Uh huh.

He means 'thank you Do I?

He said it was a palace. Yeah, well, he would, wouldn't he?

He'll be deciding. Deciding?

He's been a bit naughty. It's Moriarty.

He's coming, ten minutes. There's nothing in the bedroom.

He's dead. Thank you.

He's in Washington, isn't he? Not him. His children.

Hello, John. Greg.

Hello? (WOMAN SOBBING)

Hello? Oh, um, sorry to disturb you.

Hello. What investigation?

Henry? He's attacked her.

Henry's right. What?

Here you are. Thank you very much.

Here you are. Thank you.

Here. Not now, I'm busy.

Hey! Shh. Is yours a snorer?

Hey? Cigarettes!

Hi. Come in. Come in. Hi.

His therapist. My therapist.

His what? Oh, his mind palace.

Hmm? You're a great boyfriend.

Hmm. Let's not jump to conclusions. What?

Hound. What?

How many photographs? A considerable number, apparently.

How on earth did you notice all that? It's not important...

How? The same way that I know

How... How did you know? I didn't know, I noticed.

How's the hip? Oh, it's atrocious,

Human cloning? Why not?

I assume did wonders for Devon tourism. Yeah... (SIGHS)

I couldn't... Please.

I don't do that. Yeah, you do.

I don't have friends. No.

I don't know, I've never... Actually, let's skip the coffee.

I don't know. Here to see the Queen?

I don't know. Neither do I.

I don't know. Oh, that's clever. That's very clever.

I don't smoke. No, I know you don't,

I don't understand. I'll be delicate, then.

I don't understand. Oh, well, try to.

I don't! No, Henry! Henry!

I had some at the Palace. I know.

I hardly recognise him without the hat. It wasn't my hat.

I killed people. You were a doctor!

I knew you'd keep my secret. You couldn't.

I know exactly who these gentlemen are. You do?

I know human ash. Leave.

I know what I tried to do! Just put the gun down. It's okay.

I love the blog, too, Dr. Watson. Oh, cheers.

I may have caused you tonight. I'm certain they will.

I need a case! You've just solved one!

I need to go to my mind palace. Your what?

I never intend... I never dreamt... This, see, this...

I saw him once. He looked sad. Molly...

I see. No witnesses, I suppose? No, but...

I thought you weren't my housekeeper? I'm not.

I was just playing the game. I know.

I was just talking to him. He said you do that.

I'll be in touch. Any time.

I'll just be myself. Are you listening to me?

I'll show them out, Corporal. Very well, sir.

I'll take the case. Sorry, what?

I'm a big fan. Evidently.

I'm an actor, I was out of work... Sherlock, you'd better explain,

I'm just, uh, you know... My hostage!

I'm not actually gay. Well, I am.

I'm unarmed. Mind if I check?

I've been cooped up in here for ages. You're just showing off.

I've got people out looking. So have I!

I've got plans. No.

I've just had the call. Is that right? Who are you?

I've learned not to trust this woman. Mr. Holmes doesn't..

I've never begged for mercy in my life. Twice.

ID unauthorised, sir! What?

if you value your lives! Take care. (TOURISTS LAUGHING)

In your own time. But quite quickly.

Inspections... New policy.

Interrogated him for weeks. And?

Invented him? Mmm hmm.

Is it a cap? Why has it got two fronts? It's a deerstalker.

Is she back in London? No.

Is that a phone? It's a camera phone.

Is that supposed to convince me? Nah, don't be stupid!

Is there something wrong, sir? Well, I hope not, Corporal. I hope not.

It matches everything. Come on.

It really bothers you. What?

It was dark and scary... Me?

It was just a joke, you know? Yeah. Hilarious.

It would seem so. Could you turn that phone down a bit?

It's all right, John. JOHN: He's not resisting.

It's all right. Miss MacKenzie, House Mistress.

It's all right. It's okay now. No, it's not!

It's all true. What?

It's for his own safety. So is this.

It's for you. Okay, thanks.

It's my face. Yes, and it's doing a thing.

It's not in the rules. Well, then the rules are wrong!

It's not there! JOHN: Jesus!

It's not working. No,

It's really amazing. Thank you.

It's this or Cluedo. No.

It's to do with sex. Sex doesn't alarm me.

Jesus! I'll call you.

Jesus! She's dying, Sherlock. Let's go. You go, I'm busy.

Jesus! What are you doing? He'll sleep for a few hours.

JOHN: Mrs. H. Oh, no thank you, Sarah.

JOHN: Sherlock, what's going on? You're coming with us.

JOHN: What does it mean? (DOORBELL RINGING)

JOHN: You know you don't... Don't try to interfere

John? Yeah, I'm on it.

John? Yes, I'm here.

John? John? Now, Sherlock. Please.

John? The counter on your blog... Hmm?

John. Hey, Sherlock, you okay?

John. Hmm?

John... It's fine.

John... So, how does it work, then?

Jubilee Line's handy. John...

just come up. ALL: Hello, Molly.

Just say it. Thank you.

Just the usual stuff. There is no usual in this case.

Just... just a minute. You saw what? A hound.

Keep talking. I daren't, it'll hear me.

Keep walking. Sir!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

Last one to Sherlock is a sissy. Yes, but now that it's up here,

Leading. What?

LESTRADE: He'd leave a sign. (SNIFFING)

LESTRADE: Will you come? One photograph, that's his next move.

Lestrade? Three bullets, three gunmen,

Let's have dinner. Why?

Liberty? There's another word.

Like a baby. That's not true. He's a snorer.

Listen to me. (CONTINUES SCREAMING)

Live in. Uh, this is Dr. Mortimer.

Look? You're doing the look again.

Looks like it. But that wasn't what you saw.

Lovely, Sherlock. That was lovely. Mmm, marvellous.

Make you the criminal? He's got my whole life story.

Make you the criminal? He's got my whole life story.

MAN: Excuse me. Sorry.

May I? Please.

Mercury. What?

might be having an affair. Yes.

Military coup in Uganda... Hmm.

Mmm. The only true freedom?

Molly, want a drink? It still says 1,895.

Molly. Yes.

Mr. Holmes, I think we need to talk. So do I

Mr. Holmes! SHERLOCK: How long have I known him?

Mr. Holmes... Seven are married

Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Miss Adler, I presume?

Mrs. Hudson? Everyone.

Mrs. Hudson's been shot. What? How?

Must have come in this way. Clearly.

My God, really? What?

My phone. Fifty seven?

Mycroft! Hey!

Mycroft. Harry.

NATO's in uproar. Oh, sorry. You're not coming, then?

Neither. Really?

Never are. No, wait.

Nice touch. Haven't pulled rank in ages.

Nicely played. No.

No reason not to. Well, hopefully there's no harm done.

No stopping them, apparently. It's the one day of the year

No you're not. I've got a lunch date.

No, I don't. Sentiment? Sentiment.

No, I know you're for real. A hundred percent?

No, I'm coming in. Just do as I ask!

No, Inspector. LESTRADE: What?

No, no, no, no, no, no' Henry?

No, no, no. Come on, look at it!

No, they're not. Why are they? Hmm, look at that.

No! "Okay"

No! No, no, no, no, no! Henry...

No! No! I know what I am! Yes. I'm sure you do, Henry.

No. Get me some!

No. Give it to me.

No. Nah.

No. Never seen his face before?

No. Too bad.

No. U M Q R A, wasn't it?

No. What?

Nope. Shut up, Sherlock!

Not be myself. Yeah.

Not exactly what we're looking for. Sherlock, for God's sake.

Not good? No, no, it's okay.

Not now, Sherlock. Oh, please?

Now would be good! Do as he says!

Now, have you got a first aid kit? In the kitchen. Please.

Observant? I'm flattered.

Oh, don't be ridiculous. Ask him, he's right here!

Oh, Henry, no! No! Get back, Dad! Get away from me!

Oh, no! That wasn't... I didn't... No, it was me.

Oh, right. It's not what you think.

Oh, thank you. You're all right now, you're all right.

Oh, this is Mycroft, isn't it? Now, look...

Oh, you reckon? Why?

Oh, you're rather good. You're not so bad.

Oh! MAN: Put the hat on!

Oh. Ah, but there's more.

Oh. Ah.

Okay, what do you want? Can I borrow your microscope?

Okay. And see if anything attacks you.

On their way. For God's sake!

On tiptoe? Indicates anxiety.

On your head be it, Dr. Frankland. (LAUGHS)

One. I don't know the code.

Or I'll just walk away. I'll let you.

Ordinary Sherlock. But the rhythm...

Ow!

Pardon? Sandwich shop. That's a new dress,

Pass me over. All right, but there's a mute button

People like the hat. No, they don't. What people?

People who want to kill me. Who's that?

People will think... I don't care what people think.

Perhaps the truth. About what?

PGPR. What's that?

Pirates? Eh, no, no.

Please, will you do this for me? Do what?

Please! I wouldn't pin your hopes

Please. Can't help, sorry.

Please. Where?

Pleased to meet you. No.

probably a sandwich. How did you know it was disappointing?

Put down. Yeah.

Quite a way, sir. Mmm hmm.

Ready? Yes.

Remember... Yes.

Remember... Yes.

Right? Nobody could be that clever.

Right. Which means you'll have to start

Right. Yes, I'm coming. (PHONE BEEPS OFF)

Sarcasm. Yes.

Say that again? I found footprints, they were...

School friend, maybe? (LAUGHING)

sent from us here at London... Could you turn that off, please?

Shame on you, John Watson. Shame on me?

She's fine. No, she's not, look at her.

She's in America. America?

She's my landlady. She's dying,

She's staying... Text me the details,

Sher... (MOBILE BEEPS OFF)

Sherlock Holmes! Sherlock who?

Sherlock Holmes? LESTRADE: Yes, sir.

Sherlock, that's why. It was the only possible solution.

SHERLOCK: Molly! Oh, hello. I'm just getting out.

SHERLOCK: Take my hand. (SIRENS WAILING)

SHERLOCK: Where are you? Get me out, Sherlock.

Sherlock! It was.

Sherlock? Hmm?

Sherlock? There is nothing wrong with me!

Sherlock. Not now.

Sherlock. The newspapers were right all along.

Sherlock. Thumbnail, tiny traces of foil.

Sherlock... Hmm.

Sherlock... The scream?

Single ring. Maximum pressure,

Sir, the safe, now, please. I don't know the code.

Sir, there's been a break in. Not our division.

So how do you acquire this information? I told you, I misbehave.

So today, standing outside... Is this the trial of the century...

So what? Oh, noises are important.

So you got it wrong. No.

So, they are in this room. Thank you. John, man the door,

So, what's the plan? We know her address.

so... I'd tell you the code right now,

Sometimes. And you watch telly?

Sorry, John. I win. Wait, wait! That's not all.

Sorry, Sherlock. Miss Adler, on the floor!

Sorry, what? I reset that counter last night.

Sorry, what? JOHN: Fifty seven of those texts,

Sounds like a good place to start. Ah, you'll come down, then?

Stapleton, I knew I knew your name. I doubt it.

Stop there. Sherlock?

Stupid idea! Whose idea was that? (CLEARS THROAT)

Sugar? The sugar, yes.

Sure? Yeah.

Take a day off. Shut up and have a drink.

tell him there's an escaped rabbit. You're serious?

Tell him, Richard. No, for god's sake,

Thank you, it's been brilliant. Sherlock.

Thank you, Miss Hooper. Who is she?

Thank you, yes. Too bad.

Thank you. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. This is about Henry Knight, isn't it?

Thank you. This is about Henry Knight, isn't it?

That all? There's a smudge of ink on your wrist

that nobody knows about. Sherlock!

That was very good. I wish you could have worn the antlers.

That wasn't just an ordinary dog. No.

That's an order, Corporal. Yes, sir.

That's her, isn't it? Show me the rest of her.

That's his name. Is it?

That's it? That's it. It's this way, isn't it?

That's not a plan. If there is a monster out there, John,

That's one explanation. And what's the other?

That's the title. What does it need a title for?

That's what Dr. Mortimer says. Who?

That's your phone. Mmm, keeps doing that.

The answer's yes. Yes?

The car is going to backfire. There's going to be a loud noise.

the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers? Hello, yes.

The fog. What?

The gun! Leave it.

The more of the stuff they ate... It was killing them.

The rabbit? Disappeared from inside a locked hutch,

the search for the Hound. Okay.

The woman, that woman. What woman?

Then how did you... Now, how did I break into the bank,

There are two types of fans. Oh?

There you go. Oh, ta. I'll just get your change.

There. (LAUGHS)

There's another one. What?

They were... Is that it? Nothing else?

This is his PA. PA?

this kind of bureaucratic nonsense! I'm so sorry, Major.

this man was on trial. Yes, and you paid him.

This was chemical warfare. That's where he started, though.

Though do, in fact, shut up. (WOMAN MOANS)

Three! No, stop!

Tie pin. I don't wear ties. Shh.

to keep people out. Clearly.

Told them what? Why I broke into all those places

Try and relax, please. I'm okay. I'm okay.

Two. She didn't tell me,

Uh, Major, this is... Bloody outrageous!

Um, ketchup, was it, or brown? Hang on.

Um... He's taken a flat in Baker Street,

UMQ... Look, forget it.

UMQRA. Nothing.

Vienna. Vienna. That's it.

Vienna. Vienna. That's it.

Was he wrong? I should think so.

Was? (SIGHING)

We are never playing that again. Why not?

We do watch the news. You said "boring" and turned over.

We have a client. What, in your bedroom?

We just ring her doorbell? Exactly. just here, please.

we need to look after her. No.

We should call the police. Yes.

We'll get caught. No, we won't. Well, not just yet.

We're not a couple. Yes, you are.

We're out of WKD. All right.

Well, actually, maybe I'll... I know you don't.

Well, I'd better take this back. Yes.

Well, live in PA. Perfect.

Well, maybe he's just not hungry. No. Small plate. A starter.

Well, that was tedious! You went on the Tube like that?

Well, Tuesday I did your lino... No, in here. This room.

Well, we all do silly things! Yes.

Well, we do. No, I don't.

Well, you know. I know what?

Well? Well what?

What are you going to wear? My battledress.

What are you talking about? Look him up.

What are you typing? A blog.

What did he touch? An apple, nothing else.

What did you say? You're right.

What did you see? (SIGHING)

What did you see? I told you, I saw the Hound.

What did you see? Oh, I... I was just about to say.

What do I say? What do you normally say?

What do you mean, use it? He's used it

What do you mean? Saved my life,

What do you need? If I wasn't everything

What for? Your client.

What is it? All right! It's still there!

What is it? Paramedics.

What is it? Are we in trouble? "Are we in trouble, sir?"

What kind of hat is it, anyway? Bachelor?

What now, then? Sherlock's got a plan.

What people say. Yes.

What the hell's going on? It's all right, Major.

What was it? Shall I tell him?

What were you expecting to find? A drug, of course! It has to be a drug.

What, can I help? No, on my own.

What? "The Speckled Blonde"?

What? All units to two...

What? Dr. Frankland.

What? Get out.

What? I don't know the code.

What? I saw it, too, John.

What? In the rabbits.

What? Look, I'm not the only senior officer

What? That should bring things to a head.

What? The hiker with the bashed in head,

What? The hiker's going to die

What? With the verdict? With me.

What's going on? An apology.

What's going on? Kidnapping.

What's he on about? I don't know.

What's it got to do with me? Dyachenko, Ludmila.

What's on your mind this time? Murder, Dr. Stapleton.

What's that? Hmm?

What's this? Coffee. I made coffee.

What's type B? Your bedroom's just a taxi ride away

What's up, Sherlock? I said excuse me.

What's your point? You know what my point is,

When did we agree that? We agreed it yesterday.

Where are you going? Won't be a minute.

Where are you? His house, I'm okay. I'm okay.

Where do you keep it? There's an old mine shaft.

Where is it now? Pentonville Prison.

Where is it now? Where no one will look.

Where is it, anyway? Safest place I know.

Where is she? Uh, in London, currently.

Where is she? Where's who?

where Mycroft Holmes is? (BELL RINGING)

which was always suggestive. The rabbit?

who did this... Shut up.

Who the hell are you? Sorry, Mr. Holmes...

Who? Moriarty.

Who? Those names mean anything to you?

Who? Well, you're about to meet him now.

Who's that? Don't know him?

Who's this? You've got to find Henry.

Whose phone is it? A woman's.

Why are you doing all of this? It must be so funny.

Why is it always the hat photograph? "Bachelor John Watson."

Why not? It's a simple enough request, Major.

Why would I need you? No reason at all.

Why? Because they're interested.

Why? I've not been idle, Sherlock

Why? You might talk.

Why? "Why not?"

Why? What do you mean? It's odd, isn't it?

Will you take the case? What case?

With all due respect... You're a bloody idiot, Lestrade.

Works for me. Everything works on you.

Would you... I can't go back to the flat again.

Wow! I'm liking you. You mean I'd make a great feature.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Bloody specimens in my fridge.

Yeah. But he said palace.

Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Sherlock was complaining. Saying.

Yes, most amusing. (MOBILE RINGING)

Yes, Mr. Holmes. Well, I decline.

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. You were expecting us?

Yes. And the fighting.

Yes. Code, obviously.

Yes. Right.

Yes. Shit!

Yoo hoo! My secret supply.

You are amazing! You are fantastic! Yes, all right.

You can see me. I don't count.

You composing? Helps me to think.

You could. (LAUGHS)

You do borrow my laptop. I confiscate it.

You don't think it was murder? I know it wasn't.

You done? Oh, I said it.

You envy me? Your mind.

You ever seen it? The Hound? Me? No, no.

You from the papers? No. Nothing like that just curious.

You haven't heard the question. You want to take me to the station.

You mean me. Why?

You might be hungry I'm not.

You never make coffee. I just did. Don't you want it?

You okay? How did I get here?

You okay? Yes.

You remember, John? Mmm hmm.

You said that I'd be safe here. You are safe, Richard.

You think it's an acronym? Absolutely no idea.

You think you can make me do that? Yes.

You think? Standard procedure.

You trying to get me drunk, Doctor? The thought never occurred.

You want me to go out there at night? That's your plan?

You. Oh, dear God.

You're only a nutter if you're wrong. Hmm.

You're this far from famous. Oh, it'll pass.

You're worried they're right about me. No.

You're worried they're right. What?

Your compassion's overwhelming. I know. I hate myself sometimes.

Your employer? Particularly enjoyed the one

Your girlfriend? You think she's my girlfriend

Your MOD man. That's all it takes.

your name has arisen. Why?

...chosen to offer no evidence whatsoever

...James Moriarty stands accused... ...James Moriarty stands accused

...to account for it?

'Cause if people knew how to make a mutant super dog, we'd know.

'cause people miss a lot of the themes.

'I'm not hungry

"Daddy loves me the best!" Aren't ordinary people adorable?

"Dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I can't find Bluebell anywhere."

"Frequently seen in the company of bachelor John Watson."

"Geek Interpreter", what's that?

"Good morning. I like your funny hat."

"Goodbye, Mr. Holmes."

"H.O.U.N.D."

"Hmm, you look sexy on Crimewatch, let's have dinner."

"How do you know she's his mother?"

"How the hell do you know that, Sherlock?"

"I'm sad tonight, let's have dinner."

"I've seen things today, Fletch," he said, "I ain't never want to see again.

"In "

"Let's have dinner."

"Liberty in death", isn't that the expression?

"Liberty In." What do you think it means?

"Liberty" and...

"Like a fairy!" according to little Kirsty.

"Mr. Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound."

"Please, please, please, can you help?"

"Really? Great! Come in, kettle's just boiled."

"Sherlock Holmes, the man beneath the hat."

"Terrible things."

"we'd come and have a wander round your top secret weapons base."

"Widowed?" Yes! Obviously.

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM CONTINUES RINGING)

(ALARM RINGING)

(ALARM SOUNDING)

(ALARM STOPS)

(ALL APPLAUDING)

(ALL APPLAUDING)

(ALL APPLAUDING)

(ANIMAL GROWLING, MAN SCREAMING)

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

(ANIMAL SCREECHING)

(ANIMAL SCREECHING)

(ANIMALS CALLING)

(BARKING)

(BARKING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BELL TOLLING)

(BIRD CALLING)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING)

(CHATTERING, IN DISTINCT)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Well, you're going to lose your money, mate.

(CHUCKLING) Oh! Chance would be a fine thing.

(CLANKING CONTINUES)

(CLEARING THROAT)

(CLEARING THROAT) Well, you're typing a lot.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) And how long...

(CLEARS THROAT) Finished.

(CLOCK TOLLING)

(COCKING GUN)

(COCKS RIFLE)

(COINS CLINKING)

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

(CONTINUES SNIFFING)

(CRASHING)

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

(CROWD LAUGHING)

(CROWS CAWING)

(CROWS CAWING)

(cum KING)

(DISTANT SIRENS WAILING)

(DOG GROWLING)

(DOOR BEEPING)

(DOOR BEEPING)

(DOOR BUZZING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSING)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR SLAMMING)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

(ENGINE STRUGGLING TO TURN OVER)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(FAMILY WEEPING)

(FIRING GUNSHOTS)

(FIRING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(FOOTSTEPS PATTERING)

(FOOTSTEPS WALKING UP STAIRS)

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROWLING AND SCREAMING CONTINUE)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GUN COCKS)

(GUNSHOTS)

(GUNSHOTS)

(GUNSHOTS)

(HEN RY SIGHS)

(HIGH PITCHED FEEDBACK)

(HOWLING)

(HOWLING)

(HOWLING)

(HOWLING)

(IMITATES THUDDING)

(IN HALING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INDISTINCT SPEECH ON RADIO)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(INHALES DEEPLY) Mmm, Casbah Nights.

(INHALES) No. You're right.

(INHALING DEEPLY)

(INTERCOM BEEPING)

(JOHN CLEARING THROAT)

(JOHN CLEARING THROAT)

(JOHN CLEARING THROAT)

(JOHN CLEARS THROAT)

(JOHN SIGHS)

(JOHN SIGHS)

(KEYS BEEPING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) Oh, this case, Henry!

(LAUGHS DRYLY) Could you put something on, please?

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Because I think you're worried about him

(LOW GROWLING)

(MAN GROANING)

(METAL CLANKING SOFTLY)

(METALLIC CLANKING)

(MINE BEEPING)

(MOANING)

(MOBILE BEEPS)

(MOBILE CHIMES)

(MOBILE DIALLING)

(MOBILE PHONE BEEPING)

(MOBILE PHONE BUZZES)

(MOBILE PHONE PLAYING STAYIN' ALIVE)

(MOBILE PHONE PLAYING STAYIN' ALIVE)

(MOBILE RINGING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

(MOBILE RINGING)

(MOBILES BEEPING AND CHIMING)

(MOUTHING)

(MRS HUDSON LAUGHS)

(MRS HUDSON SHOUTING)

(MRS HUDSON SOBBING)

(MUFFLED SHOUTS)

(MUMBLING) Position of the car Uh, the position of the car

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MYCROFT SIGHS)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PHONE BEEPING)

(PHONE BUZZES)

(PHONE RINGING, JOHN PANTING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PHONES RINGING)

(PLAYING AULD LANG SYNE)

(PLAYING BACH ON VIOLIN)

(PLAYING CONTINUES)

(PLAYING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN)

(PLAYING MOURNFUL TUNE ON VIOLIN)

(PLAYING WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS)

(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

(POLICE SIRENS APPROACHING)

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

(RASPING BREATHING)

(READING MORSE CODE)

(RECORDING OF GROWLING PLAYING)

(RECORDING OF GROWLING PLAYING)

(REPORTERS CLAMOURING)

(ROARING, WOMAN SCREAMING)

(RUMBLING)

(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)

(RUSTLING)

(RYTHMIC, SOFT CLANKING)

(SAFE U N LOCKING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) Oh, please.

(SCOFFS) Private detective.

(SCOFFS) Twenty or 30.

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREECHING)

(SCREECHING)

(SCREECHING)

(SCREECHING)

(SCREECHING)

(SCRURRYING)

(SHERLOCK GASPS, GUN FIRES)

(SHERLOCK GROANS)

(SHERLOCK GRUNTS)

(SHERLOCK SCOFFS)

(SHUSHING) No, don't get up.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Five principal scientists,

(SIGHS) I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray.

(SIGHS) Listen, if you can imagine it, someone is probably doing it somewhere.

(SIGHS) What are you?

(SIGHS) Yes, if I wanted poetry,

(SIGHS) You don't understand.

(SING SONG) But did you listen?

(SIREN WAILING)

(SIRENS APPROACHING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SMOKE ALARM RINGING)

(SNAPS FINGERS)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING) Hmm. Oil based. Used in newspaper print.

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SPEED DIALLING NUMBER)

(SPUTTERING)

(SQUEALING) Please?

(STAMMERING) just so you're aware, the gun is his idea,

(STATIC CRACKLING)

(STEP CREAKS, MUSIC STOPS)

(TEXT ALERT CHIMES)

(TEXT ALERT CHIMES)

(TEXT ALERT CHIMES)

(TEXT ALERT CHIMES)

(TEXT ALERT CHIMES)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TILL BEEPING)

(TOUR GUIDE TALKING, IN DISTINCT)

(TYRES SCREECHING)

(VICIOUS SNARLING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHISPERING) Because I took your pulse.

(WHISPERING) It's here. It's in here with me!

(WHISPERING) Sherlock!

(WHISPERING) Sherlock?

(WHISPERING) Sherlock.

(WOMAN MOANS AS TEXT MESSAGE ALERT)

(WOMAN MOANS AS TEXT MESSAGE ALERT)

(WOMAN MOANS)

(WOMAN MOANS)

(WOMAN MOANS)

(WOMAN MOANS)

50? 50?