Jane the Virgin - Season 3 Edit

A cousin. I have a cousin!

A doggie door? I love dogs!

A high octane, Rhythm Nation type routine.

A hostile work environment.

A lot about this.

A lot, actually.

A perfect fit for me.

A person you somehow keep finding your way back to,

A recommendation. Marlene Donaldson?

A work related topic

About dance.

Absolutely you are.

Abuela,

After grad school?

After Oxford, I met this guy in a rock band

After years and years apart... Well, hell, that's...

Agree. Just move on.

Ah, but you didn't factor in the celebrity discount.

Ah, the kooky guest in the Speedo story.

Ah, this is Catalina.

Ah, yes. The new friendship.

Ah! A smiley face!

Ah.

Alba won the town dance contest.

Alba, hi!

Alba, hi!

Alice just invited me to join the assistants' group

Alice!

Alice? Yeah.

All nudity in television and film

Also had a career revelation

Also jumping back in...

And action!

And bang!

And can I just say... I love

And considering Silver Horizon's slant

And currently a little tense with her Abuela.

And decided to open a dance school.

And doesn't tell her how he feels?!

And eating shrimp tacos, and suddenly I felt all dodgy

And followed him to Paris.

And for the record,

And have the girls freak up against me.

And he walks away

And here are some script revisions.

And here are some script revisions.

And how about Catalina?

And I cannot find the truth

And I had an unscheduled layover in Miami.

And I have to say, I feel great.

And I just met you, and I don't know, it felt like a sign.

And I really like!

And I saw you. You moved offices?

And I told him I'm fine with him dating Catalina.

And I... I melted down.

And I'm going to make it happen.

And I'm gonna make you pay.

And if I'm being honest,

And if it doesn't work out, who knows,

And if that spark turns into a forest fire of love

And it's supposed to happen in the episode

And it's twice what I want to spend,

And make those changes.

And my job?

And negotiated the rent down to half price.

And now that she feels better,

And observe the editing process from start to finish.

And on that note, let's dive in.

And realize she went through the time portal after me.

And she was murdered. And a clue in the Bible

And she was so sorry about

And speaking of moms, Rafael's was a crime lord.

And speaking of, Petra's twin sister Anezka

And sue you into oblivion.

And that night,

And that's when she saw him.

And that's when...

And then we do that a few thousand more times?

And then, she set her sights on Rafael.

And they threatened to run away, but my grandma chickened out,

And unsecured tatas!

And we can all move on.

And we were getting along.

And we will drag your name through the mud

And we're just married boring people.

And we're out.

And when he finally sees her, she is kissing another man!

And who the hell is that?!

And you come with quite

And you don't have to meet her. I know you don't want to.

And you know Spark Express, of course?

And you must be the baby daddy.

And you sort of stole him away?

And, friends,

And, friends,

And, look, for everyone's sake,

And, well, it drove a wedge between them.

And...

And...

Any new on the case?

Anyway, don't bring it up at dinner.

Apparently that bridge has been burned.

Apparently, her style

Are we still talking about Catalina?

Are we talking about the same Abuela?

Are you serious?!

Are you sure about this?

As soon as Cat leaves.

As you all know, Jane Gloriana Villanueva

As you'll recall, Petra Solano

At least now you know to trust your instincts.

Aw, looks like Jane is finally

Aw.

Be unequivocal.

Because I'm not gonna be

Because of some fling with a cousin I just met

Because of the hotel shares.

Because we should hire someone to paint.

Because you still have feelings for him?

Because you won't admit you were jealous.

Because you won't admit you were jealous.

Because... you get so sensitive about it.

Being out with your baby's father, so I came home.

Belong to a bank account.

Brilliant! I'm friends with my exes, too.

Bruce is the worst!

But cop is... true.

But gorgeous and, ugh, so brilliant.

But HBO wasn't invented then.

But he's also reminded that he...

But I didn't have to ask you if I could date her.

But I finally wore her down.

But I want to hang out with you.

But I was at a party the other night, and I ran

But it's going to take forever.

But luckily Petra woke up, and said this:

But since I was besties

But since you asked, I guess I am.

But the writers said no.

But then you'll want a say.

But there was a slight catch.

But they don't know whose bank account?

But they had to sneak out of the house

But we have children together. Yes, and that's unfortunate.

But you did. And I said no.

But you want to know what?

By ending the Cuban Missile Crisis.

By ending the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Bye, Mom.

Can I have your attention?

Can I tell my legal team you'll back me up?

Can you blame her?

Can you get out of your lease?

Catalina makes me feel a little boring, okay?

Clearly.

Come on.

Come on.

Confidence, not volume.

Congratulations.

Cut! Perfect.

Definitely.

Did I blow your mind or did I blow your mind?

Disqualified because her skirt was two inches too short.

Do it!

Do you ever wish

Do you have the assistant's number?

Do you really want to start something

Do you think it's weird that I want to date Jane's cousin?

Do you want to?

Doesn't include wearing a bra.

Doing here?

Don't be silly.

Don't you think that's a little weird?

Don't you think that's weird, Mateo?

Dropped some buzz words like oaky and bouquet

End of next week, I want you out.

Enough!

Equal partners again.

Equal partners.

Ever.

Ever.

Everybody at the Honey Bunch is excited.

Everyone.

Excellent tea.

Exciting and glamorous life.

Excuse me?

Extra celery, please.

Faith M. Whiskers III.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. They want you in makeup,

First, he was married, and he didn't tell Mom.

For encouraging me to do that.

For happy hour.

For months without ever realizing it wasn't me.

For my big full frontal scene.

For our high school dance troupe

For sexual harassment, of all things.

For someone...

For the show and for the studio.

Friends with her baby daddy Rafael,

Froze her and took her place.

Get out of here, Faith.

Getting that tea party she always wanted.

Getting that tea party she always wanted.

Getting to read galleys,

Go back to Michael and Mateo.

Go on.

Good bye, Xiomara.

Good bye, Xiomara.

Great.

Great. Want to go out for drinks?

Grew up loved.

Ha ha! That's right!

Has ever seen two boring married people have sex?

Have there been any more Bruce sightings?

Have we met?

Have you heard of them?

He got it.

He got Zac to look the other way.

He has been looking for Ava through time and space,

He loves her.

He messed with my life for so long...

He takes it as a sign.

He was a nihilist and a philistine

He's a jerk. Now, go to work.

Hell, I'm scared of her!

Her current assistant's info is on there.

Here's what I don't understand.

Hey hey,

Hey, Bruce.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

Hey!

Hey! So,

Hey. Am I early?

Hey. Did you have fun last night?

Hi there.

Hi, baby.

Hi, honey. Mwah.

Hi! I'm Jane!

His law office is right by your studio?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hot.

Hot.

How is it inappropriate?

How you were married to me, said you loved me,

I actually rented the place across the way,

I am a little nervous about the interview.

I am aggravated!

I am Anezka.

I am prepared to say that you harassed her.

I believe you.

I bet I know who that is.

I brought my world famous arepas.

I brought my world famous arepas.

I can get my T.A. job back.

I can't believe how I bungled that.

I can't even imagine being with Bruce now.

I can't seem to delete this field.

I can't send that.

I could be working directly with the publisher.

I did have fun tonight.

I didn't even think it was controversial.

I didn't hear you come in.

I didn't say you were.

I don't feel safe around you.

I don't know about sexy, but, uh...

I don't know why you won't just move on.

I don't know, I really thought there was a spark between us.

I don't know.

I don't understand.

I don't want her watching us.

I don't want that to get complicated

I don't want to be young and crazy

I don't want to impose, you're moving.

I feel different, too.

I figured, so I just came.

I go get us something to eat

I got a job as a sommelier on a Greek island

I got Mateo. I'm just saying that

I got to run, but Abuela's here.

I guess I should hop in the shower, then.

I guess you made some sort of deal with the studio?

I guess you'll have to wait and see.

I had so much fun with Catalina last night.

I have a burn book, remember?

I have a confession to make.

I have an idea on how to solve our disagreement.

I have no idea.

I have to agree. Should we go back

I have to prove to my wife that I'm not boring.

I haven't really thought about it much.

I I love the place that we've gotten to.

I I'm sorry I've been so grumpy today.

I just had my physical.

I just want this to all go away. My lawyers and I

I just wanted to say something.

I just wanted you to know she's here.

I just... What if it doesn't work out?

I know a lot about you.

I know you think you do.

I know, you're right.

I know.

I know. Moms, right? They're a handful.

I know. Tough times, right? And speaking of tough,

I know. Uh, I...

I left a message for Rafael,

I like it. Yeah,

I love that so much.

I love that top, by the way.

I love the cereal, but I need eggs.

I mean, he's home; I know he would love to see you.

I mean, I really felt, like, a... like a spark.

I mean, I've been texting with her assistant all night.

I mean, not now.

I mean, not really. She's definitely his type.

I mean, she is incredible.

I mean, she is incredible.

I mean, with three kids,

I mean...

I mean...

I meant I'd learn it.

I nailed it on the very first take.

I never really got the chance to tell him off.

I really like your energy,

I recommended you.

I said everything that I have to say to Bruce, and...

I seem to have deleted the file.

I should tell her how I'm feeling.

I signed up for our high school dance troupe

I think I pulled something.

I think we should do

I thought that was the story.

I thought you knew the software.

I thought you might offer, but no.

I told the owner of the strip mall

I told you it would work.

I totally faked it.

I want it over.

I want to have more children.

I was actually thinking about asking her out again.

I was glad you called.

I was heading back from Venezuela

I was totally wrong.

I was trying to be quiet. It was so late.

I will have to reveal my penis.

I'd do a commercial for his fro yo place

I'll be in the middle of it. We share a child!

I'll be right back.

I'll do it.

I'll give you your shares back

I'll jump back into the script

I'll let her know you're here.

I'll say.

I'm buying you some wine.

I'm excellent at branding and promotion.

I'm gonna hug you, okay? Just stand still.

I'm hoping I will be.

I'm Jane. You must be Alice.

I'm jealous.

I'm just kidding!

I'm not boring!

I'm not walking away from this hotel.

I'm not! He's the worst.

I'm off carbs. I need to slim down

I'm only going to say this once. It wasn't me.

I'm right this time.

I'm sensitive?

I'm so excited.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. It's... all I can say.

I'm stunned.

I'm sure she's almost done.

I've been on an airplane four times.

If a bit lonely at times.

If he does, too, that's great.

If I agree to do this,

If she had one wish as a child, it was to have a sister.

If we could help them fix things.

If you lie about Scott.

If you need to run...

If you want a cat, get a cat! What's there to discuss?

In 40 years. But then Jane got in touch

In a less huggy mood...

In exchange, you can...

In fact, you should want me to have a say.

In our new place?

In telenovelas.

In this ridiculous scene. Tiago,

Incredible, fun, I'd love to!

Into Leslie Clark from Silver Horizon Publishing.

Introducing

Is highly inappropriate.

Is just really throwing me.

Is not gonna not be featured in an indie feature!

Is not permitted, as it tarnishes our brand.

Is that

It didn't translate into a boost to my credit score.

It felt like that wish come true.

It felt too good to be true.

It is.

It just doesn't make any sense!

It took me a while

It was a majority shareholder decision.

It was a party.

It's a little early for that. I barely know her.

It's a turning point in the novela.

It's about her.

It's about the fact that you obviously used me.

It's all yours.

It's beautiful, Rogelio, but I already saw this online

It's good to have a guy like you owe me.

It's good you're excited.

It's just, seeing Bruce around

It's not about the money.

It's not even about him.

It's not like Raf gets out much.

It's not practical.

It's okay.

It's over.

It's perfect.

It's still pretty early.

Jane, enough. That was a different time in my life.

Jane, if you feel uncomfortable

Jane! Hi!

Jane.

Jane's heard this one about a hundred times.

Join you guys for a drink.

Just a friendly reminder:

Just go.

Just put me in the center

Just that I'm sorry.

Just that you were right.

Kissing another guy, and he turns and walks away?!

Last night, I had a moment of clarity.

Last time, because he and Ava were making love.

Last year, after my divorce.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR Which brings us here...

Lead with confidence.

Led to a secret bank account

Less talking and more prepping.

Let me explain.

Let me introduce you to everyone.

Let them just finish signing the paperwork.

Let's definitely go.

Let's see you follow my moves.

Let's see.

Let's toast to our new apartment

Like you.

Listen.

Look, let them have dinner alone, okay?

Look...

Loved that storyline.

Massive party in the French Riviera,

Maybe my third? But still,

Maybe you could hook up with one of my other cousins.

Maybe you rethought us.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Me neither.

Me, neither.

Me, neither.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Meaning my decision.

Meow, indeed.

Michael, come on. She's my first cousin.

Michael, ew.

Michael...

Mm hmm.

Mm!

Mm?

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. My grandma was devastated.

Mmm. I agree.

My Abuela knows we connected and wanted to see

My blood sugars are extremely low,

My sister had a health crisis,

Nah, I was just reading into it, I'm sure.

Next I know, we're sloshed

Nice work.

Nine pieces of celery and a saltine.

No more blackmail,

No more threats.

No way!

No, Abuela...

No, come on in!

No, I did it for the favor.

No, I hadn't really thought about it.

No, I have someone lined up to rent out your penthouse.

No, it's not dodgy at all.

No, it's not weird.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, though it's a pretty nice number.

No, we we just met, you know.

No! The opposite.

No! Wait, wait, this is a mistake!

No! We're gonna discuss it here!

No.

No.

No.

No. I just finished my shift.

Nope, not since I, uh, told him off.

Not everyone's a planner. Her style's more...

Nothing.

Now that you rethought leaving, I thought

Now, everybody, please try this cereal.

Now, is there

Now.

Obstacle? I'm obviously

Of course I'll want a say!

Of course, Petra had ulterior motives.

Of course, yes, absolutely.

Of course.

Officially... but you can call me Rafael.

Oh, and Catalina decided to make a surprise appearance!

Oh, and over and over.

Oh, come on.

Oh, fun, I love moving!

Oh, good. Good.

Oh, great!

Oh, hey. Uh, Rafael,

Oh, I can dance.

Oh, I can't. Mateo and Michael are waiting for us.

Oh, I didn't do it for the money.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it was

Oh, let's hope the doctor agrees with you.

Oh, my God,

Oh, my God, am I?

Oh, my God! Thank you so much!

Oh, no, stop, you can't give up.

Oh, no. He's divorced!

Oh, no. We ordered another round

Oh, or maybe a sexy great aunt!

Oh, see, that part I bought.

Oh, she's speaking Jane's language.

Oh, wow. Look at that.

Oh, yeah, she's cool.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you'll be fine.

Oh! Aah!

Oh! Lovely!

Oh! They loved us!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. And Jane's mom Xo

Oh. And, um...

Oh. Not who I expected.

Oh. Okay, yes, I should probably go.

Oh. One?

Oh. Um... my grandma asked me to stay out of it.

Okay, I found out what

Okay, I'm pretty sure

Okay, so I'll eat the cereal during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Okay, so. Full confession:

Okay, we should probably call an Uber,

Okay, you know what? Whatever. Go ahead.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Is that weird?

Once, I really bungled things

Once, I really bungled things

One summer, and I knew exactly zero about wine.

Ooh!

Ooh! Sexy and modest!

Or...

Otherwise, this conversation

Our friendship.

Out loud that I was gonna go.

Outstanding, really.

Over and over and over and over,

Paying him off will be cheaper.

People move on.

People spend a lot of time searching for that,

Please stay with us for a few more days!

Please, we know you're just here to meet girls.

Plus, I know a little something about dance...

Prove it.

Quite the scandal. And that was

Rafael actually mentioned

Rafael kept saying we should give you guys privacy.

Rafael, this was a great talk.

Rafael's probably

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Of course! It's a chance

Really? W What does that entail?

Remain in the penthouse.

Right?

Rival arepas!

Rogelio had played this scene a thousand times

Rogelio was trying to break into the American TV scene.

Rogelio, are you okay?

Rogelio, can we just discuss this in your dressing room?

Romance with a slant towards historical fiction,

Scared of what?

Scott is apparently suing me.

Screw boring, we are not boring!

See, Alba hated her sister

Seeing as I said...

Set in the War of 1812.

She didn't mention anything, so...

She finds out, and he keeps saying

She hates everybody.

She isn't afraid to break the rules.

She keeps saying that she's done,

She lives this

She said he was very strict.

She said she'd work her boss.

She spent three hours making arepas.

She thinks you're awesome.

She's gonna be out of the shower? 'Cause the movers are gonna be here any minute.

She's here, and she's real.

She's incredible, Michael.

She's making you not like your life.

She's only here for a few more days.

She's steering clear, I think.

Shut down my dating life.

Since we'll be seeing each other around,

Skinny Bloody Maria.

Small world.

So Alba convinced her to spend the night in the barn.

So bear with me.

So first, she made Anezka break up with her true love, Scott.

So funny.

So how about

So I can't do my usual hard core prepping.

So I gave in and I threw him a robe.

So I shouldn't ask her out?

So I told him you can't wear Speedos in the dining room.

So rare. Uh huh.

So the spell is finally broken.

So this isn't about your romantic history with Rafael?

So what if he does, too?

So what... if Xo and I have this

So when Catalina Maria Mora showed up out of the blue,

So,

So, can we end this?

So, did you try highlighting it?

So, for our first competition,

So, how'd you leave it?

So, I need your help.

So, I should go to my meeting. Hopefully,

So, I spent the summer crewing on my friend Dorian's yacht

So, Jane, married to Michael,

So, let me

So, she really bombed that.

So, what are you saying? I can't take the part?

So, when he sees her kissing that troll,

So...

So... we should head out.

So... who I was with... it was really Anezka?

Some kind of private joke?

Someone you could envision

Something emotional

Sorry. I'm excited.

Sorry. No. Sorry.

Sorry. Uh uh. All right.

Sounds perfect.

Speaking of sexy come ons...

Spending the rest of your life with...

Standard rules apply.

Stay strong, Xo.

Still in love with her, and the kid's a big hypothetical.

Still mad at me.

Stop stalling.

Stop. Okay, w we don't have to.

Stop. You're being crazy.

Suddenly you feel like

Sure you can!

Sure.

Sure.

Take place in Vernon J. Herzing's house?

Terrific! I'm excited, too.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Rudy.

Thanks. You have to come by the new place.

That haunts him from his past.

That he wanted to hang out.

That he's gonna leave his wife, but he never does.

That he's, like... hitting on her in front of me.

That ruins this opportunity for you.

That she shows up... unannounced?

That the police were trying to track.

That was fantastic!

That wasn't Petra. That was all Anezka.

That you came home drunk at 7:00 p.m.? Yes.

That's a wrap.

That's even rarer, no?

That's exactly what I was afraid of.

That's great, hon.

That's her fourth wardrobe change.

That's her.

That's how we roll. We go in there,

That's my mission.

That's what everyone thinks.

That's what my Abuela told me.

That's wonderful, Xiomara.

The bathroom.

The craziest thing:

The dean said no way you're getting

The fact that he didn't raise Jane.

The fact that he didn't stop the Hiroshima bomb

The fact that you were married to an arms dealer...

The first night you met Mateo.

The hero racing to profess his love for...

The numbers in Mutter's Bible...

The publisher basically threw me out of her office.

The stick in the mud

The truth is, I didn't sign up

Their father did not approve of dancing.

Then I will loan you the money to open your dance studio.

Then slept with my sister and worked alongside her

Then,

There are three billion women in this world!

There has to be a reason why Tiago doesn't speak up

There's so much to catch up on.

These private jokes are about.

These private jokes are about.

They want us to go back. Should we go back?

They'd be void. Rafael signed them to you as me.

They're adults.

They're preliminary discussions.

Things can be tricky with exes.

This doesn't make any sense!

This is a huge episode. I finally see Ava

This is going to be a long...

This is my cousin Catalina.

This is two hours of work.

This lady who owned this brothel in Thailand

This one?

This visit isn't totally unmotivated.

This was a pretty epic fail.

Though you might be too scared.

Tiago sees Ava

To a crisp.

To hide that you can't dance?

To meet a girl.

To meet girls.

To practice, right?

To redecorate, reinvent...

To settle out of court.

To stick to his initial mission.