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Alec Baldwin Sounds: Angry Voicemail

Alec Baldwin Sounds: Angry Voicemail

Alec Baldwin Soundboard with audio from a very angry and threatening voicemail that he left for his own daughter for not answering his phone calls.

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And if you don't pick up the phone at 10:00 o'clock at night.
And this crap you pull on me with this God damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly and over and over again.
And this crap you pull on me.
And you do it to me constantly and over and over again.
And you don't even have that God damn phone turned on.
Because again, it's 10:30.
But I'm gonna straighten your ass out.
Do you understand me?
Friday.
Here in New York on a Wednesday.
Hey, I want to tell you something, OK?
I am going to get out of plane and I'm going to come out there for the day and I'm gonna straighten your ass out when I see you.
I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do. As far as I'm concerne...
I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or 11 years old.
I don't give a damn.
I want you to know something, OK?
I'm going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue.
I'm gonna let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again.
I'm gonna let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are.
I'm gonna really make sure you get it.
I'm tired of playing this game with you.
I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time.
OK.
Or that your child.
Or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass.
Over and over and over. Great again.
So you better be ready Friday to meet with me. So I'm gonna let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig. OK?
So you better be ready.
That you would never dream of doing to your mother.
The 20th.
When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go when I make that phone call.
You are a weird, thoughtless little pig.
You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being.
You have humiliated me for the last time of this phone.
You have insulted me for the last time.
You made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. Again.
You made me feel like shit and you made me feel like a fool. Over and over and over again. Again.
You made me feel like shit.
10:30.

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