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And credible.
And credible.
Come get me.
Come get me.
Fancy.
Fancy.
First let me ask you something.
First let me ask you something.
Francine.
Francine.
Happy hour.
Happy hour.
He should be worshipping you like a goddess every day.
He should be worshipping you like a goddess every day.
How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife?
How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife?
I am gorgeous.
I am gorgeous.
I do lots of things. If I had a human body because, you know, I'd have a penis.
I do lots of things. If I had a human body because, you know, I'd have a penis.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I know.
I know.
I love the way you hold with an iron fist.
I love the way you hold with an iron fist.
I must have misdialed.
I must have misdialed.
I used to have a dog and legs and arms.
I used to have a dog and legs and arms.
I was an Olympic skier before the CIA switched my brain with an goldfish.
I was an Olympic skier before the CIA switched my brain with an goldfish.
I was just snoozing.
I was just snoozing.
I'm German. It's what we do.
I'm German. It's what we do.
I'm just one of those black Germans that seems familiar to everyone.
I'm just one of those black Germans that seems familiar to everyone.
I'm sorry, I must have misdialed.
I'm sorry, I must have misdialed.
I'm the real fish out of water. Seriously, I'm dying.
I'm the real fish out of water. Seriously, I'm dying.
It's times like this I wish I had a wife so I could turn to her and say stop eating bread, you fat pig, look at your thighs. You disgust me.
It's times like this I wish I had a wife so I could turn to her and say stop eating bread, you fat pig, look at your thighs. You disgust me.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No.
No.
Now I've done that.
Now I've done that.
Ohh OK.
Ohh OK.
Ohh, no, you misunderstand.
Ohh, no, you misunderstand.
Ohh, you have been in masculate by the superior earning power of your little house fraud. Hmm.
Ohh, you have been in masculate by the superior earning power of your little house fraud. Hmm.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
OK.
Once you've been black, there's no going back.
Once you've been black, there's no going back.
Perhaps you'd join me for dinner?
Perhaps you'd join me for dinner?
Pull yourself together, man. We still have hope, and they can't touch that.
Pull yourself together, man. We still have hope, and they can't touch that.
Raja.
Raja.
Roger.
Roger.
Say that in mind, boy, I dare you say that in mind ball.
Say that in mind, boy, I dare you say that in mind ball.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
Silence, you fool.
Silence, you fool.
Steve.
Steve.
Stop eating bread, you fat pig. Look at your thighs. You disgust me.
Stop eating bread, you fat pig. Look at your thighs. You disgust me.
Talk about a butter face.
Talk about a butter face.
There might be some room left in the vast wasteland between your testicles and anus.
There might be some room left in the vast wasteland between your testicles and anus.
Well, now I've done that.
Well, now I've done that.
Yeah, yeah, it deals a deal.
Yeah, yeah, it deals a deal.
Yeah, yeah, your sweaty, sweaty sports bra.
Yeah, yeah, your sweaty, sweaty sports bra.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know that looks good to me. Francine bent over that sink.
You know that looks good to me. Francine bent over that sink.
You know, perhaps when you're finished there, you would stick your naughty pinky finger into my ball. Won't let me feel you.
You know, perhaps when you're finished there, you would stick your naughty pinky finger into my ball. Won't let me feel you.
You thought I was making a Holocaust joke?
You thought I was making a Holocaust joke?
You treated us like animals and that's what we became.
You treated us like animals and that's what we became.
You won't know if you don't try.
You won't know if you don't try.
You would disgust me.
You would disgust me.
You're inside sick of me.
You're inside sick of me.
You've got a pretty mouth.
You've got a pretty mouth.
Your husband must think you're brilliant.
Your husband must think you're brilliant.
À.
À.
うん。
うん。
ふふふ。
ふふふ。
わわわ。
わわわ。
株価ぷかぷか。
株価ぷかぷか。