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And if you got to take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just got to get it together.
And if you got to take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just got to get it together.
Are you done?
Are you done?
Damn girl, you need to chill out.
Damn girl, you need to chill out.
Everyone's gross and they all smell like piss all the time.
Everyone's gross and they all smell like piss all the time.
Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit so it's together.
Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit so it's together.
Get your shit together.
Get your shit together.
Hey, you sold a gun to a guy that kills people.
Hey, you sold a gun to a guy that kills people.
I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day.
I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day.
I miss my laptop.
I miss my laptop.
I'm gonna go into the wilderness and I'm gonna make a new life for myself among the tree people.
I'm gonna go into the wilderness and I'm gonna make a new life for myself among the tree people.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm Morty.
I'm Morty.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I've been doing it for six months.
I've been doing it for six months.
Is that why you're doing this?
Is that why you're doing this?
Isn't isn't Isn't that what you were trying to make me understand by yelling at me?
Isn't isn't Isn't that what you were trying to make me understand by yelling at me?
My name is Marty.
My name is Marty.
No
No
No 2
No 2
No, stop. That's not fair.
No, stop. That's not fair.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Oh, snap.
Oh, snap.
Rick.
Rick.
Selling a gun to a hitman is the same as pulling the trigger.
Selling a gun to a hitman is the same as pulling the trigger.
Sorry, keep going.
Sorry, keep going.
Stop saying it like it's a thing. You made it up.
Stop saying it like it's a thing. You made it up.
That's cool. I can roll with that.
That's cool. I can roll with that.
These people are backwards savages.
These people are backwards savages.
They eat every 3rd baby because they think it makes fruit grow bigger.
They eat every 3rd baby because they think it makes fruit grow bigger.
This whole thing was your idea in the first place.
This whole thing was your idea in the first place.
Umm, wow.
Umm, wow.
We we just missed you a lot.
We we just missed you a lot.
Well then, get your shit together.
Well then, get your shit together.
What
What
What do you what you do that for?
What do you what you do that for?
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
What kind of monster are you?
What kind of monster are you?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What your N?
What your N?
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
What's the weather? What's what's what's the What's the problem?
What's the weather? What's what's what's the What's the problem?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
Yeah
Yeah
You big female asshole.
You big female asshole.
You can stop saying it. I took it OK the first time and now you're just repeating stuff.
You can stop saying it. I took it OK the first time and now you're just repeating stuff.
You created a daycare for my dad.
You created a daycare for my dad.
You sell weapons to killers for money.
You sell weapons to killers for money.
ジュエリー。
ジュエリー。
ワオ。
ワオ。
ワッツ。
ワッツ。