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40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

"40 Days and 40 Nights" is a romantic comedy film released in 2002. Directed by Michael Lehmann and written by Robert Perez, the movie takes a humorous look at relationships, temptation, and finding true love. It tells the story of a young man who decides to give up all forms of sexual activity for the duration of Lent, challenging himself to go an astounding 40 days and 40 nights without any physical contact.

The main protagonist, Matt Sullivan, is portrayed by Josh Hartnett. Known for his charming looks and captivating performances, Hartnett delivers a charismatic performance as a man grappling with his own desires and the difficulties that arise from his self-imposed abstinence. Matt's determination to achieve personal growth and find true emotional connection instead of relying on physical intimacy drives the film forward.

The film also stars Shannyn Sossamon as Erica Sutton, the woman who catches Matt's eye during his vow of celibacy. Sossamon's portrayal of Erica brings a sense of mystery and chemistry to the screen as she becomes the love interest and object of Matt's desires. Together, Hartnett and Sossamon create a captivating on-screen dynamic.

The supporting cast includes Adam Trese as Matt's brother, John. Vinessa Shaw takes on the role of Nicole, a woman who had a past relationship with Matt and is determined to win him back. Emmanuelle Vaugier plays Susie, one of Matt's coworkers who also has her eye on him. These characters add depth and complexity to Matt's journey, highlighting the temptations and challenges he faces throughout his 40-day odyssey.

"40 Days and 40 Nights" takes a lighthearted approach to a topic that is often considered taboo, balancing comedy with heartfelt moments. The story delves into the complexities of modern relationships, exploring the impact of technology and societal pressures on love and intimacy. Throughout the film, Matt learns valuable lessons about the importance of communication, trust, and finding connection beyond the physical realm.

As with any movie, the soundtrack plays an integral role in capturing the essence of the story. While the cast list does not include any band members, the film features an eclectic mix of songs that enhance the viewing experience. From alternative rock hits like "Superman" by Lazlo Bane to catchy pop tunes like "Wasting My Time" by Default, the soundtrack further immerses the audience into Matt's world. These sounds can be enjoyed by both fans of the film and those seeking an entertaining musical experience.

In conclusion, "40 Days and 40 Nights" is a delightful comedy that explores the challenges of navigating relationships and the pursuit of true love. With a talented cast led by Josh Hartnett and Shannyn Sossamon, the film captures the struggles, temptations, and growth experienced by its main characters. Whether you're a fan of romantic comedies or simply enjoy a good soundtrack, the sounds of "40 Days and 40 Nights" can be played and downloaded here for your entertainment pleasure.

A friend of mine started up a business...
A little willpower?
A lovers' rendezvous.
A porn site!
A whole bunch of different positions on it.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah. Ahh...
Aahl
About someone until you kiss them?
About telling the damn truth.
About us... a lot.
Again? Another girl already?
Ah ah. Signed and notarized commitment...
Ahh.
Ahh. This tastes funny.
Ahh. Uhh.
All my laundry's clean.
All right, here's what you're gonna do.
All right, say you have a ten year old kid...
All right, you guys. Come on, get out. Get out of my house.
All right. This is ridiculous.
All that matters is the kiss.
And a bottle of champagne.
And a woman.
And all I feel is emptiness.
And all you have to do is take the dive.
And another guy who tried to steal a bus...
And for a while, everything seemed clear.
And he didn't touch you once?
And hit them with their paws...
And I closed my world off, and I put myself in a little box.
And I couldn't match it...
And I gave him a good price.
And I had to see you.
And I look over at the girl next to me...
And I think it's genius.
And I think you see why we can't let that happen.
And I'm the idiot because I keep coming back...
And if you're on that list...
And it hurts the little butterfly.
And just You know what I mean?
And my favorite, vagina beach.
And my money's on today.
And now work that kind of job, right?
And put that key right there.
And Ryan has a big mouth, huh?
And she's hot, Matt. I don't mind looking at her.
And that didn't help anything.
And that's when it happens.
And the question is?
And the thing is, it's working. It's really working.
And then gets lesbian mud wrestling.
And then look them up later?
And then the most recent guy I dated...
And they tied me up.
And they're... look at 'em. They're all wearing...
And this is sacrifice.
And three...
And today I'm slammed by sex. Why?
And today. Did you see it's the warmest day of the year?
And two?
And we are totally connecting...
And we certainly cannot have sex.
And we're still sitting around here like a bunch of chimps.
And what about that really hot chick that got engaged?
And whoever she is, she's not Nicole.
And you all should be ashamed of yourselves.
And you're only a year away from being a real priest anyway.
Andie, we talked about this already, OK?
Any ideas?
Anything that looks like semen. OK?
Anything.
Anyway, I've got something that's gonna make it all better.
Apparently, speed is a very expensive drug, Sam.
Apparently, the dude works late every night.
Are you Chris?
Are you gonna be OK with this guy?
At least for some.
At Morgan Stanley.
Aw...
Back in my more youthful, wasted, younger days.
Because he has ideas.
Because pussycats are mean to butterflies.
Because that girl, you can't even look right at her.
Because they could've snuck out the back window...
Because we can't talk about sex...
Because we can't think about sex...
Because, I mean, I personally feel like that's...
Been looking for you since lunch.
Before I lose my train of thought.
Besides, you're...
Bev, have we ever tried this before?
Bev, we're all adults here, aren't we?
Bien sur.
Boo.
Busted.
But at some point, it's not OK, and he doesn't forgive you!
But I can tell you that there is somebody on the inside.
But I did get to talk to him for a little bit.
But I guess it's hard for you to get the truth out.
But I'm not coming back anymore.
But I've been thinking about you a lot...
But if there's one place I'm safe it's at home, right?
But now he's just twitchy.
But now, I feel a little like a...
But now, I have to practically beg for it.
But then you came along...
But today... I'm not fine.
But tonight, when you came in...
But what we were doing was so perfect.
But when it comes down to it, that's exactly what this is.
But why does this have to happen now?
But with all the dating action in Mattland these days...
But you can't come to mom and dad's tonight.
But, dude, you spank it.
But, see, I can't do that because of my hip...
But, um, I don't know what to get.
Bye.
Call him or leave. You're bugging me.
Can I borrow a sheet of fabric softener?
Can I borrow your handcuffs?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can you keep a secret?
Can't. I have laundry.
Captain Blueballs.
Chow mein. New girl in tech. Very hot.
Come here.
Come on over here for a second. Um...
Come on, come on. Get out of my house.
Come on.
Coming.
Congratulations Nicole.
Damn it!
Damn it.
David Brokaw. Hi.
David's the youngest executive vice president...
Days? Mm mmm, girl. Watch this.
Did she just Xerox her ass?
Did you know that regular ejaculation...
Did you, um, do these layouts?
Did your brother put you up to this or something?
Didn't you just do it last week?
Dipped in a starbucks mocha.
Do we have to talk about this at dinner?
Do you have change for two dollars?
Do you know how many hours I spent...
Do you know why they call it down under, Matt?
Do you like pussy... cats, Matt?
Do you like stickers?
Do you mind if I borrow this?
Do you realize how much time we waste thinking about girls?
Do you still think about her when you jerk off?
Do you think this is a joke?
Does not put out at all.
Don't be stupid, Erica.
Don't explain. You don't have to.
Don't say no yet. No, don't say no. No, no, no.
Don't start, dad.
Don't think about that Think about me
Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting...
Don't you think? What do you think?
Drive you crazy after a while?
Dude, that's what the banner said at the party.
Dude, you are so gone.
Dude, you're action packed with issues.
Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously.
Dude!
Dude.
Erica!
Erica!
Erica! Erica, I should have told you about this.
Erica?
Erica.
Everything is so much simpler when there's no sex involved.
Everything was going great until you had to...
Eww. You are such a bad liar.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I forgot something to read.
Fair enough, fair enough.
For a long time now.
Forget about Nicole.
Four... You... This isn't normal!
From a flower?
From our schedule, but we can make it happen for tonight.
From thy bounty, through Christ, our lord. Amen.
Fuck, yeah! Bitch.
Fuck!
Get it together.
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Give me a call, OK?
Giving relationship advice?
Go out and give your star player the support he needs.
Go straight to your head. Blbbh.
God, that's one of the best relationships I have.
God, yes. Same thing happens to me.
God's spirit made Jesus go to the desert.
Going to be a long forty days this year.
Good night, sweetie.
Good night.
Good night.
Good.
Good.
Good. You'll be designing the entire webpage.
Guess who dropped by.
Ha ha! As soon as you don't want it, they can smell it.
Haah!
Has never made me so...
Haven't you gotten to the point where you need to take a break?
He can't last in there another 24 hours. He'll die.
He didn't do it.
He is taking her on... the bus.
He just gets on the bus and goes around.
He just has to be careful.
He left hours ago.
He was living with the wild animals...
He was there for forty days while Satan tested him.
He works late every night... a different girl every night.
He... he parties with a friend of mine.
He'll keep going. Two dollars, please.
He's a real mess about you. It was a little pathetic.
He's crazy about you. What else do you want?
He's got a girlfriend.
He's jerking us around. How do we know this is real?
He's just taken a vow of celibacy.
Heard you tried to leave one in the chamber last night.
Heh.
Hello. Hello!
Helmet.
Helps with static cling.
Hey, baby. Baby!
Hey, bagel guy.
Hey, Duncan.
Hey, have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling?
Hey, hey.
Hey, how about I quit the vow?
Hey, it's the abstinence guy!
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Matt.
Hey, Matt...
Hey, put that away. Books get you in trouble around here.
Hey, Ryan. What's happening?
Hey! You know where Erica Sutton is?
Hey.
Hey. Dude, it's just been one of those days, you know?
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Maybe you should go, hmm?
Hey. Throw me a magnum for my magnum, big boy?
Hi.
Hi. I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole...
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
His friend is coming over at the stroke of midnight.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Told you.
Holy hell.
Hot, hot women wearing no bras?
Hot.
How Christ felt during the fast in the desert.
How do we even know that they're still even in there?
How do you know I'm not on that list?
How do you know it's Nicole... N Nicole that got engaged?
How many days do you think he'll last?
How much did you drink, Matt?
How much do I want to bet that he'll actually die?
How much you want to bet?
How will we know that, exactly?
How will you be a real priest if you can't follow the rules?
How's...
Huh? Huh?
I almost fucked an outlet today.
I am going in.
I can do that, so I check the box.
I can feel that.
I can't believe the load of bullshit that you fed to me...
I can't do this anymore. I can't do it.
I can't. I gotta go.
I can't. I mean, we can't...
I care about the vow, and...
I do that, too, so...
I don't even know If you can feel that.
I don't have a life.
I don't have any Nicole issues.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. At the office, probably.
I don't understand. So he's gonna get laid?
I don't want me to see me like this...
I don't. I don't. They just...
I feel like it's my first time.
I get that a lot.
I got held up at this import export place in Chinatown.
I grew up in the same house as you, moron.
I guess thinking about sex is part of the priestly thing.
I had one come in all the way from Bangladesh.
I have no reason not to be honest, I guess.
I have this tattoo of a butterfly...
I have thought about you...
I heard about the vow...
I helped on them, kind of.
I just check off the ones I can do...
I just read about it over the fucking internet.
I just want to connect with people on a deeper level.
I just wanted to see what it would be like...
I just wanted to stop.
I just...
I kept meaning to return it.
I knew that. I knew that. I... I didn't tell you...
I know exactly what I want.
I know I screwed up with you...
I know I shouldn't be here...
I know that. I completely should have told you.
I know this phase. It passes.
I know what you mean. I've been surfing for porn all week.
I know window treatments aren't the sexiest...
I know you're still trying to work out your Nicole issues...
I know, but just look at him.
I like this.
I like to take girls there, and I say, Let's go postal.
I love her very much.
I made the commitment...
I mean, at all.
I mean, he used to be kind of cute...
I mean, honestly, I don't care about the vow.
I mean, I've jerked off three times since lunch.
I mean, it was kind of hot for the first eight months.
I mean, like hot, hot women.
I mean, not only is my wife not begging for it...
I mean, physically speaking, I was fine.
I mean, this is the perfect way for me...
I mean, was with me.
I mean, we used to have sex everywhere.
I mean, what can I do?
I mean, what can I do?
I mean, yesterday Erica tells me I have to finish the vow...
I need to place a bet.
I never told you this. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
I screwed up. I... I should've just done this.
I somehow don't think Mr. Butterworth...
I spend all day looking for pornography on the web.
I still can't.
I stopped having sex...
I swear to God, everywhere I look...
I tell her I'm gonna do without for a few months.
I think little Mattie is trying to say hello.
I think this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
I think we could get you fucked up about it again.
I think you don't know what you're getting yourself into.
I thought I should tell you I can speak just fine.
I thought you'd think I was a freak. I'm sorry.
I want to come. They're hot. I want pussy.
I want to have a party with a list at the door...
I want to talk to him.
I wanted to stop thinking about sex.
I was asleep. I thought she was you.
I was just, uh maintaining these...
I was trying to take a part of me and make it go away.
I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?
I would definitely hit that.
I...
I... consider myself a lucky person.
I... Excuse me. I have to get...
I... I did this for myself.
I... I gave you The Bridges of Madison County...
I... I understand what you're doing, Matt.
I... I'm so thirsty.
I'd hit that. And how about Merj?
I'd kiss you right now.
I'll bring you another one.
I'll let you be the judge of that.
I'll say it was me. I'll say I set the whole thing up.
I'll say that I handcuffed you to the bed... which is true...
I'll talk to the bagel guy when he gets here.
I'll tell 'em you said hi.
I'll tell you what. You want me?
I'll tell you why.
I'll... Unh! Whoa! Aah!
I'm a cyber nanny.
I'm fine.
I'm giving up my one vice...
I'm glad it's working for one of us.
I'm glad we can connect on that.
I'm going to give you until the count of three.
I'm gonna go the distance.
I'm gonna recommend day 23.
I'm just saying you have issues.
I'm leaving the seminary for a little while.
I'm Matt. Officially.
I'm mind orgasmic right now.
I'm not ashamed! I'm embarrassed!
I'm not lighting a candle...
I'm seeing things.
I'm seeing tits and ass.
I'm slipping, Matt. I've already slipped.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I should have told you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Just explain this to me, though, all right?
I'm tired of waiting for things to happen.
I'm totally falling for Erica...
I'm treated like an equal, and we're connecting...
I've been here every day this week.
I've been here the whole time. Believe it.
I've given up sex, because I just...
I've got it! Jesus Christ, John, I've got an answer!
I've never had so much fun on a bus before.
I've never seen her so happy.
If any fluids have been liberated.
If I bring this guy home tonight...
If I can do that, then everything will be OK.
If I don't go, they'll kill me.
If I told you, Don't think about the color red...
If I were you, I'd give me something else to do quick.
If more than one person bets on the winning day...
If that's me, I'm painting the ceiling.
If you don't like my advice, go see a real priest.
If you just go to Big Window, look at the dude's face.
If you want to get laid...
If your day's the day, you win the pot, less expenses...
In the shower. I nearly killed myself.
In town for one night and one night only.
Is a preventative against prostate cancer?
Is it working?
Is not to have sex, remember?
Is there anything I can do to make it better?
Is this going to get worse before it gets better?
Is...
It happened again...
It has to be sex and all things sex like.
It is that...
It is, isn't it?
It just took me a long time to realize what I was doing.
It just... it just hit me all at once.
It makes me want to just throw her down, you know...
It only seems natural that I should end it, huh?
It should be your money.
It starts out like an earthquake...
It totally sucks.
It turns out the front door was open.
It was on the cover of the magazine.
It's a little too late, dude.
It's a long story. What are you doing here, Nicole?
It's a minimum bet of $50 a day, which goes into the pot.
It's a special light that allows me to see...
It's all on the internet nowadays, you know.
It's been bubbling under the surface...
It's been really fun almost chatting with you.
It's funny. I didn't say a thing about sex.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be over in twenty four hours.
It's good to see you.
It's hard to explain.
It's just a sabbatical. If I come back...
It's like this incredible high. Can you not feel that?
It's like, so what are we doing here?
It's not that simple, Matt. Trust me.
It's nothing but vast emptiness.
It's over.
It's perfect the way it is, and she's amazing...
It's so hard giving up what you love the most.
It's very easy to confuse a physical attraction...
It's your vow.
It's... I'm all fucked up.
Jeez, that's an oversight. I'll fix that.
Jerry?
Just a sec.
Just because I thought you'd get pissed off.
Just got off the phone with the guy.
Just keeping it clean.
Just listen, here's the plan.
Just to look directly at her, she's so radiantly hot!
Keep up the good work.
Later, pimp.
Leave the front door open a little bit...
Lent is about sacrifice and growth through self denial.
Lent is to remember...
Lent. Starts today.
Let me put it this way.
Let's rock and roll. Aah!
Light a candle for me or something.
Like a cute little pussycat or something.
Like I'm a pervert.
Like people that went to this kind of college...
Like this one here.
Like you did last week.
Like, a vibrating flower?
Listen, honey, you want to give it one more try?
Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing...
Listen, you haven't heard a word I said.
Little Haji just loves to roll the dice.
Look, I know I should've told you about her.
Look, I'm not gonna sit in my room...
Look, if you're so ashamed, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.
Look, it's been six months since Nicole dumped you.
Looking for my Temple of Poon tape?
Looking good. How long are you going to be in there?
Man, she knows the guy, like, two weeks.
Mark 1:12.
Matt, don't do it
Matt, I am so... so mad that I have...
Matt, this is important! I'm going to go in there.
Matt?
Matt?
Me, too.
Meat. Why don't you try something like that?
Megatonchism... sex without orgasms ever.
Merci, monsieur.
Merj, how many times have I been wrong?
Mind orgasmic.
Mm hmm. Gay is different to some people.
Mmm, I think your little friend here wants me to stay.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Waiter?
More like a special power.
More like... gentle persuasion.
My job is to find the site and block it out.
Nicole gets engaged, you decide to take a vow of abstinence.
Nicole got engaged.
Nicole had this...
Nicole.
Nicole. How are you?
Nicole. That's it.
Nine large.
No man can do it. It goes against nature.
No masturbation.
No more drugs pour moi.
No more lies.
No nibbling, no biting, no scratching.
No sex for Lent... for forty days.
No sucking, no fondling. None of that.
No, and I so wanted him to...
No, I love hanging out with him. He's amazing.
No, it doesn't.
No, it's mine.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no! Have a nice time.
No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.
No, no, no. You know what you want.
No, no. They want to see what effect...
No, no. You know what?
No, of course I want you. It's just...
No, she's not nice. She's hot.
No, that's not great. That's not good.
No, this isn't a bet. Let me explain.
No, you didn't. You faked it.
No! I... Look, I was going through a really rough time...
No? I'll tell her something less idiotic, obviously, but...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I'm not gonna call her.
No. Johnny... Johnny's fine, OK?
No. She's just an ex.
No. That sounds great. That sounds incredible.
No. Why would it matter to me?
Nobody on that list would have talked to me...
Nobody thinks you'll finish this thing.
Not bad, just, you know, funny.
Not even just a little?
Not for the next twenty four hours, it's not.
Not that I was thinking about sex all the time...
Not that it should matter to you.
Nothing. Just give me second, OK?
Nothing. Whoo. That was weird.
Now it's serious.
Now, we think that this offer is more than fair.
Now! Ohh!
Nowhere. That's the point.
Obviously, you're gonna call her.
Of all my friends and friends of friends...
Of commitment, character, and discipline...
Of the day's total bets that have been placed.
Officially Matt.
Officially.
Oh ho!
Oh, come on, Erica, please.
Oh, come with me. Come with me. Are you ready?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God Ohh
Oh, God, I must look awful.
Oh, God, Matt, slam it!
Oh, God, that's that new girl in tech support.
Oh, God! Yes! Ohh!
Oh, God. Not the tongues.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, here's your key.
Oh, I'm totally into her.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God! You were kissing a nun!
Oh, my God. I gotta go.
Oh, my...
Oh, no, no. Doesn't bother me at all.
Oh, put me in for a tenner.
Oh, really?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, so I'm like some science experiment?
Oh, sure, now St. Matt wants a piece.
Oh, that's sweet. I really needed to hear that.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, they don't want to hear about that.
Oh, yeah, perfect...
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah? Name me one thing that you ever gave me.
Oh, yes! Oh!
Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
Oh, you're wrong, brother.
Oh!
Oh! Aah! I'm OK.
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh! Aah!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. Mmm.
Ohh. These are good.
Ohh. Was it worth it?
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
OK, champ. Anastasia and I are going to leave now...
OK, here's how it's gonna go.
OK, so Matt doesn't know anything?
OK, so we're both sitting here thinking about sex...
OK? He'll put up big numbers for you.
OK.
OK. All right. Bye bye.
OK. Bye.
On the bus where?
One. That's a long time to be looking for porn, Matt.
One... no sex.
One... will it be with some girl?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Opens up over my head.
Or he broke it off, I don't know.
Or not talked to me.
Or weird little secrets I should know about right now?
Over and over and over.
Ow!
Part of the priestly thing, and stop calling it that...
Peace be with you.
Personally, I prefer the telegram...
Pfft. Stupid monkey ass moron.
Plus, if I told you, you'd think I was a sex addict.
Plus, Matt has this whole, uh...
Put him in the game and he will play his little heart out.
Really?
Refers to as... Viagra.
Relax, baby.
Remember that Australian chick... Jennifer Moss?
Right now, the pot is at two hundred.
Right? And you underlined tryst...
Same time next week?
Sandy's hot box...
See, I take the vow.
See, us having the power, that's part of the system...
See...
Sex.
She goes to France, she comes back, she's engaged.
She got engaged, Ryan.
She met someone. Nicole's getting married.
She photocopied her ass. She photocopied her own ass.
She says to me, You look like Lionel Richie.
She's filled with heavenly sweetness.
She's not...
She's so hot you need one of those eclipse watching things...
She's something, isn't she?
She's something, isn't she?
She's the real reason you took that vow.
Shh. It'll be over in, like, two seconds, OK?
Shit.
Show me you can do it.
Show me you can do it.
Since when do you smoke, Matt?
Sir! Sir!
So how can you not want to fuck her?
So I'm gonna split it with you.
So maybe you should go.
So we know all about the power.
So you can feel better about getting laid.
So you want to have sex with me to regain the power?
So, dad, when your hip heals, will it be like normal?
So, did any other guys ever take you on a bus?
So, how did it go last night, champ?
So, is it that you hate your penis?
So, shall we get it on?
So, what about your late night visitor?
So, what do you do for laundry money?
So, you can't help me?
So, you have to look at these sex sites all day long?
So, you in on the basketball pool or what?
So, you know, I don't check the box.
So, you normally do your laundry on Friday nights?
So?
So? I don't want to hear about it.
So...
So... you should sleep.
Some guys are just different about this stuff, you know.
Some party.
Someone just placed another bet.
Something that looks like semen?
Something's happening. Behind me.
Sorry.
Sorry. I hope I didn't come off as mean.
Special status.
Sure.
Surprise inspection.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm OK. Thank you.
Thanks for the fish, Matt.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That being said...
That I sent her over here.
That if I have to look at another blowjob I'll scream.
That infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months.
That is so not true.
That is very important... key.
That isn't what Lent is.
That their mother's machine is still running hot.
That was the biggest piece of trash I ever tried to read.
That's a good thing, right?
That's a lot of money, isn't it?
That's cool. I can do that. That's cool.
That's not good enough.
That's not what this is about.
That's part of the game.
That's tracking my range of motion.
That's what I heard.
The abstinence... it's starting to get under your skin.
The bagel guy knows everything. The dude's incredible.
The Caterham super seven cycle fender special.
The chasing after her...
The dude was in the john with a dirty mag.
The expediter chick. You know, real slinky.
The immaculate orgasm.
The male was biologically designed to spread his seed.
The pot's up to 140. Anybody else want in on hour 39?
The pot's up to eighteen thousand.
The same exact people over and over?
The thing is, it's a sucker bet.
The vow is something completely separate from her.
Their entire lives revolve around their penises.
Their mimosas they make there are strong.
Then how come can't he get here on time with the bagels?
Then maybe we can talk about being together. Maybe.
Then quit, Matt. Just quit.
Then what is the point?
Then you cannot come in.
Then, before you know it, it's morning.
There was a guy who got us kicked off a bus...
There were 48 breasts at the Cafe Trieste this morning.
These are amazing.
These are not issues.
They always find me.
They always find me.
They don't like them. They dislike them very much...
They sent me this sheet.
They split the pot according to the percentage...
They were all out of flowers.
They were sponsoring hot women wearing no bras day.
They're grown men. They're old enough to know...
Think about it... nine thousand dollars.
Think about the angels.
Thirty eight hours exactly.
This affects everyone.
This great big black hole...
This is a 1966 Karmann Ghia coupe.
This is a complicated betting pool.
This is a photocopy of Candy's ass?
This is an internet company.
This is Erica.
This is great. I mean, this is crazy great.
This is growth, this is self denial...
This is not something that I want everyone to know about.
This is ridiculous.
This isn't Absolut Vodka. I ordered Absolut.
This isn't really a problem I know much about.
This morning at the coffee shop...
This woman...
Those precious little Madeleine cookies...
Those two girls we met in Tahoe...
To get the job done.
To regain the power in my relationship.
To them, forty minutes is like an eternity.
Today's bets. Originally, the spread favored day 26...
Trust me. Celibacy takes years...
Truth will set you free situations.
Turn it off!
Turn it off. Ugh! Turn it off!
Two more, and you break the company record.
Two years. Look, what you need to do...
Two... no sexual intimacy of any kind.
Two... will it be some lonely night down the stretch? Pbbt.
Uh huh. We'll probably have to bump a few things...
Uh oh.
Uh, Jerry's not here right now. May I take a message?
Uhh
Uhh!
Uhh.
Uhh.
Uhh.
Um, make yourself comfortable.
Um...
Unh!
Unh!
Unh! Oh! Oh, God!
Unh.
Very soon. Like tomorrow. I'll give you a call.
Wait, this is my house, dude.
Walter, how could you forget the Maui Hilton?
Walter, this isn't the moment.
Want some camomile tea?
Was the first time I didn't get all fucked up about it.
Watching you standing up for yourself like this...
Way to go, Mr. Anderson.
We had sex on this floor. We had sex on this desk.
We need you, Matt
We should talk about something.
We used to have sex in this office.
We're going out tonight. There's this club...
We're late for the presentation. Come on.
We're putting our bells on right now.
Web page? Please. Be more insulting, man.
Well, better than you at the moment.
Well, I can't tell you everything...
Well, I don't know.
Well, I trust him. That means a lot.
Well, I'm not gonna let you do that, bro.
Well, OK, if you change your mind...
Well, that's great, isn't it?
Well, there was a party...
Well, there...
Well, this all started because of me.
Well, welcome to the cathedral of ill repute.
Well, you can be bought... bro.
Well, you don't look so great.
Well...
Well...
Went through a phase where he actually thought he was a bus.
What about the vow, Jerry?
What about the Willow and Smart account?
What about you? Any criminal records, addictions...
What am I supposed to do now, vow boy, huh?
What are those, like some kind of a bribe?
What are you hiding?
What are you talking about?
What do you care anyway? This doesn't affect you in any way.
What does the bagel guy have to do with this?
What I don't need is a lecture from you, dick.
What is going on out there?
What is so hard about forty days?
What is the point of this whole thing?
What is this, some kind of a bet not to sleep with me?
What kind of advice is that?
What really hot chick got engaged?
What the fuck is going on here?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck was that?
What the hell is that thing?
What was he like?
What, does Johnny not want to come out and play?
What, you're going on a date with her?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Why? Why would you do this?
What... what...
What... what's that?
What's the line on that game anyway?
What's with the purple banners?
When I come back, it'll be for good.
When I come home tonight, we're gonna talk about this...
When I'm finished with that, I'm gonna do...
When she comes, I'll tell her...
Where do you find guys like that?
Where have you been?
Where is Matt?
Where's your laundry?
Whew. I can't believe it...
Who does this Matt guy think he is, anyways?
Who is she?
Who wants more beans? I do.
Who's that? What's that?
Whoal
Whoo. Dude.
Why did you have to go and tell everyone?
Why do you keep saying we?
Why do you think they call it the little head?
Why don't you quit wasting my time over here?
Why is this so weird?
Will you just think about it, OK?
With a real connection.
With an iMac and a browser, and she searches Girlfriends...
With the big black hole, but trust me, trust me...
With your date. Did you hit that or what?
Without all the shit that sex brings to the picture.
Women have been doing this since, well, forever...
Working late?
Working? Of course it's working!
Would appreciate that very much.
Would you care to join us, hmm?
Yeah, Erica. He melted my heart.
Yeah, hey, It's all good, Matt.
Yeah, I know Merj.
Yeah, I know Tatiana. She's nice.
Yeah, it's spring.
Yeah, pretty much. I can golf, ride a bike.
Yeah, that's great. So what the fuck is that?
Yeah, well, I'm the youngest...
Yeah, well, my little friend's not in charge anymore...
Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
Yeah, you should've.
Yeah, you, too.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. All day.
Yeah. Fire in the hole.
Yeah. He's great.
Yeah. I didn't think so.
Yeah. Matt and I will definitely be there tonight.
Yeah. Matt, look at yourself.
Yeah. Mine's the post office.
Yeah. Some days I think...
Yeah. Sometimes you just can't tell.
Yeah. That's cute.
Yeah. That's the way it is with me.
Yeah. That's why my money's on today.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I do.
Yep.
Yep. Like Ryan.
Yep. That's our boy.
Yes, I do.
Yes, it did.
Yes, you do.
Yes! Look, Matt, I swear off girls once a week.
Yes.
Yes. Yes, I do.
Yes. Yes.
Yesterday was fine.
You always do this to me...
You are going to be great.
You are so bad.
You are way ahead of schedule.
You bet on today. This is about money.
You better make yourself scarce, and I'm not joking, Sam.
You can do it, Matt.
You can do it, Matt. You can do it.
You can pass off two dates without a kiss as old fashioned.
You can slam that door in my face if you want...
You can tell by the kiss.
You can tell by the kiss.
You can...
You can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you.
You do?
You do.
You don't fe... Look!
You don't want them to see you like this.
You get it? The stroke of midnight?
You go three, and you're a homo.
You gotta help me. You gotta...
You guys can't make this public.
You guys have advertisers?
You guys put up a web page about me?
You have no idea.
You know Tatiana?
You know what I gave up for Lent?
You know what? He's about as supportive as you are.
You know, I'm part of a pilot program...
You know, if I didn't have this vow thing...
You know, midnight madness thing mapped out and...
You know, the other stuff... the sex, Is he hot?
You might want to try some tightly whiteys, jeans.
You never think about me anymore?
You OK?
You pig.
You really think you're over her?
You should come over and help me pick one out.
You stupid, stupid, silly little person!
You take a chick to a fancy restaurant.
You take everything from me.
You take her to your secret place.
You think you can go forty days?
You think you're the only one with a little willpower?
You understand why I had to do that?
You ungrateful asshole.
You want me to tell you it's OK, that God forgives you...
You want some alone time in the apartment for jerking off.
You want to be the guy who goes against science?
You want to push it even further?
You won't last a week.
You would know. It's for real.
You, uh...
You...
You... you all right?
You'll never be able to do that.
You're a really bad liar.
You're gonna call her, right?
You're gonna forget about the cracks in the ceiling...
You're gonna piss off the seeds, man!
You're gonna strap a helmet on Big John...
You're gonna... It goes against science!
You're hiding out In a fuckin' storage room.
You're kidding. Don't have sex on my bed.
You're like this totally amazing layout guy.
You're on your own, little man.
You're pretty up front about yourself.
You're right.
You're saying no to me?
You're starting to feel it, aren't you?
You're such a rogue. Gimme that.
You're that guy. The abstinence guy.
You're the dick
You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich!
You're the only priest I know who happens to be my brother.
You're totally right.
You've already won.
You've started a whole new movement.
Your life is shit.
32 hours, 12 minutes, and 26 seconds.
40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS
And then what? I panic.
Appreciate it. Is that what I think it is?
Are you OK? Mm hmm.
Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.
Are you sure? I'll be right back.
Are you? No!
Are you... Yeah.
Did you come? Yeah.
Doesn't that feel better? Ohh. Uhh.
Excuse me. What? I don't think I can do this.
Get out. Fine.
Golden Spear? That's the one.
Good morning, Matt. Morning, father.
Good. Good.
Great. Bye!
Hey, Matt. What's up, Matt?
Hey! Hey! Hey?
Hi. Hi.
How's the chicken? Good.
Huh? Think about me! Matt!
I can't go. What are you talking about?
I can't work right now. So go home.
I don't have my keys on me. Good.
I need the money. So work.
I think I get it. You do?
I will throw down. Come on!
I'll be right back, OK? OK.
I'll put ten bucks on it. Another ten.
I'm thinking now. I'm thinking now, too.
I'm... Unh. Oh! Oh!
It sucks, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.
Later, stud. See you later.
Later. Rrr!
Let's go. Hey, I'm going.
Like, a high five? No. More like a Gimme five.
Look, you've gone 26 days? Mm hmm.
Matt. I'm OK.
Miss Willow. Ohh.
Mm hmm. We could talk about anything.
Mmm. Right?
Morning, ladies. Hmm.
Nice going, dumb ass. What?
Nicole. Again?
No jerkin' off? True.
No, but I can be. Chris would be me.
No, that's not it at all. You don't want me?
No! Gimme that.
Oh, God. I am so sorry. It's OK. It's OK.
Oh, you like her! It's... it's not that.
Oh. Aw.
Ohh. Mmm.
OK, come here. Oh, no.
OK. Bye. Bye.
On that chair. OK. I get it, I get it.
Ow. W watch that.
Probably not the best thing. But you can't avoid it.
Ready? Now?
Really? Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Show me. Show you what?
Shut up! Shut up!
Since today. Jesus.
So... Wait Hey Hey What?
Son of a bitch. Damn it.
Sure you did. No, I didn't.
Tell me what I can do. I don't know what to tell you.
Thanks a lot, man. What's up, Matt?
Thanks. Thanks.
That's a good point. It is a good point...
That's very admirable. Yeah, thanks.
There you go! Ha! All right!
Unh! Oh! Oh!
What am I doing wrong? Huh?
What are you doing? Just, uh, freshenin' up.
What are you doing? You, too.
What are you looking at? Nothing. Nothing.
What? Get off me!
What? Different girl? Same girl. Different date.
What's her name? Nicole?
What's up, dog? Hey, what's up, dog?
What's up, man? Chris.
What's wrong? Nothing.
Where'd you hear that? Internet.
Why ask me questions? I'll take Thursday.
Yeah, sure. Good.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. She's... Where?
Yes, it is. Are you calling me a liar?
Yes, you do. Yep.
Yes. You are unbelievable.
You do? Mm hmm.
You do? Yeah, I do.
You faked it. Hey.
You got to help me. You got to knock.
You, go home. Now. OK.
You? Excellent.
'Cause if you're not doing anything later...
'cause this is not working.
♪ A daily prison ♪
♪ A strange disease ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Ahh, all about chemistry ♪
♪ Ahh, wonder what you'd do to me ♪
♪ An offer to make love ♪
♪ And a loss of concentration ♪
♪ And all the dreams inside you ♪
♪ And here I am alone ♪
♪ And I don't know what I came for ♪
♪ And I love her for that ♪
♪ And I want you to know ♪
♪ And I was amazed by the things I learned ♪
♪ And leave you with nothing ♪
♪ And lie there, lie there with you ♪
♪ And she loved me like a rock ♪
♪ And the sun comes like a God ♪
♪ And though ♪
♪ And unaffected by locations ♪
♪ And yet I made you set free ♪
♪ At the bottom of the big blue sea ♪
♪ Basically probability ♪
♪ But I think I tell you more than I know ♪
♪ But only two weeks ago ♪
♪ But younger than I wanted to be ♪
♪ By my own mind ♪
♪ Close my eyes, and I count to ten ♪
♪ Collected all the evidence, I'm off the edge ♪
♪ Don't leave me with nothing ♪
♪ Dropped it in water ♪
♪ Every day's a waste I know, and every day's a funeral ♪
♪ Everything Is wonderful now ♪
♪ Everything Is wonderful now ♪
♪ From the fine, fine girls ♪
♪ Grown to be a man ♪
♪ Grown to be a man ♪
♪ How can I help ♪
♪ I am the one you have not seen ♪
♪ I can't refuse ♪
♪ I can't seem to get to sleep ♪
♪ I close my eyes when I go to bed ♪
♪ I don't want nothing to eat ♪
♪ I don't want nothing to eat ♪
♪ I don't want to be alone, I want to be a stone ♪
♪ I don't want to go to work, my libido's gone berserk ♪
♪ I feel immune ♪
♪ I got a new sensation ♪
♪ I got a strange disease ♪
♪ I have not wanted ♪
♪ I remember when I found out about chemistry ♪
♪ I said, Who do♪
♪ I see the fever ♪
♪ I think thoughts that I know are bad ♪
♪ I want the things that I had before ♪
♪ I was old enough to want it ♪
♪ I wish I could count to ten ♪
♪ I woke up in a stupor ♪
♪ I'll feel better when I hear them say ♪
♪ I'm on the fence ♪
♪ In perfect moments ♪
♪ In the corner of this place ♪
♪ In your refrain ♪
♪ Into our room ♪
♪ Is there nothing I can say? ♪
♪ It's a one way ticket to a bad, bad situation ♪
♪ It's days like this that burn me ♪
♪ Just you and me ♪
♪ Like a Star Wars poster on the bedroom door ♪
♪ Lost my mind, I'm Mr. Frost ♪
♪ Loves me like a rock ♪
♪ Make everything be wonderful again ♪
♪ My heart's not red, it's beige ♪
♪ My mama loves me ♪
♪ My mind feels like a twenty gauge ♪
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ No, I don't wanna hear you tell me ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
♪ Not to tell you anything I think I know ♪
♪ Not to tell you anything I think I know ♪
♪ Nothing but good intentions ♪
♪ Now I'm standing in the rain ♪
♪ Now that the day is over ♪
♪ Nowhere that I have ever been ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ On my shelf ♪
♪ Ooh, oh ♪
♪ Overemotional sensations ♪
♪ Please don't tell me ♪
♪ Rocked me like the rock of ages and loved me ♪
♪ Says that things gonna start with me ♪
♪ She did nothing ♪
♪ She loved me ♪
♪ She loved me, loved me, loved me ♪
♪ She wouldn't let me, and I love her for that ♪
♪ So impossible to refuse ♪
♪ So wrong ♪
♪ Sometimes I feel like Superman ♪
♪ Sometimes I'm just recuperating ♪
♪ Suddenly, my mission was clear ♪
♪ Tell me everything is wonderful now ♪
♪ Then I was grown to be a man ♪
♪ They say bad words that make me want to cry ♪
♪ This strange condition ♪
♪ To be allowed ♪
♪ To put so much pressure on me? ♪
♪ To you ♪
♪ Train comes, I don't know its destination ♪
♪ Train comes, I don't know... ♪
♪ Turn me inside out and learn me ♪
♪ Turn me inside out and learn me ♪
♪ Turn me inside out and learn me ♪
♪ Two weeks ago ♪
♪ Walkin' up and down your street ♪
♪ Walking up and down your street ♪
♪ Water's soaking through my brain ♪
♪ We have a space to share ♪
♪ We'll sit around while they get some air ♪
♪ Wee ooh, wee ooh ♪
♪ Wee ooh, wee ooh ♪
♪ Wee ooh, wee ooh ♪
♪ Wee ooh, wee ooh ♪
♪ What I'm gonna do with today ♪
♪ When you're little, and the world's so big ♪
♪ Who do you think you're foolin'?♪
♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
♪ Why did you have ♪
♪ Why do good things have to go away ♪
♪ Why must this mean everything ♪
♪ With you till I'm gone ♪
♪ Won't you show me everything you know? ♪
♪ Yeah, you left me with nothing ♪
♪ You can smile with all those tears in your eyes ♪
♪ You know you're the best thing ♪
♪ You pushed my heart away ♪
♪ You said you'd never leave me ♪
♪ You said you'd never leave me ♪
♪ You steal her ♪
♪ You've got me out of my head ♪

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