Spy x Family (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A 12, fail.

A All right... If you think I'm fit for the role.

A An assassin?!

A crossword puzzle?

A day to celebrate this ooting!

A filthy swine like you deserves nothing more than the foulest meal.

A gun with a silencer?

A guy just dropped from the sky.

A lot of them got caught in the recent spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match.

A lovey dovey hot couple? You make me sick.

A master of disguise, a man with a hundred faces.

A perfect 100 points.

A pistol with a silencer...

A purse snatcher?

A real bad guy...

A spy must not bring attention to himself.

A spy.

A spy... An assassin...

A spy... mission...

A T... no, an F cipher.

A trap? When did he—

A TV!

About one percent of my preparations are complete.

Absolutely not elegant! And such awful penmanship!

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. If you do not answer, you will lose points.

Absurd! My daughter would never—

Actually, this is your home now, so make yourself comfortable.

Actually, why don't you just use a female agent from your work?

After today, we'll seem like a normal... no.

After you got covered in flour and got in my way,

Ah, A 12. Please enter Hall 2.

Ah, I am oh so lonely because I do not have a mama.

Ah, I don't know what I should do.

Ah, I'm happy to hear that you have such a loving family.

Ah, this must be your younger brother.

Ah, well...

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... And how would you describe your parenting style, Madam?

Ah... And what about you, Madam?

All clear, sir.

All clear, sir.

All done!

All right, begin!

All right, go! Hurry!

All right, let's go out for a bit.

All right, next.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All set, please. Will do my best, please.

All you did was tip over a bucket of water.

Also, the minister's a traitor who's been secretly backing the West.

Am I a good girl?

An actual accident?!

An adventure!

An application, ticket for the exam, and exam questions.

An assassin.

An enemy?

An enemy?!

And a final check of our verbal etiquette.

And acting from a carefully laid out plan.

And are living under the same roof as they hide their true identities from each other.

And dancing with death over and over to get brave!

And eat operas...

And for the first time...

And get to the bottom of what the boss of the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning.

And has done any dirty work her employer requested ever since.

And he just lost custody of his daughter, as well.

And he'll lose even more trust in me.

And I don't like carrots.

And I was in awe of her grace.

And I'll have to forge an ID for her.

And infiltrate one of the social gatherings.

And is willing to get married within 48 hours?

And keep their true identities secret.

And make sure that we're all on the same page.

And make sure we don't slip up if we let our guard down.

And not just for the interview...

And now, our appearances.

And perhaps, the world.

And prepared a change of clothes just in case!

And prepared another change of clothes.

And she has one brother who's much younger than her.

And she later fled their facility.

And so...

And that one time I hugged him too hard and ended up breaking two of his ribs.

And that's something to be very proud of.

And then that guy...

And there are so many examinees...

And try to recover from how exhausting that exam was.

And what do you do on your days off, young lady?

And Yor, uh... Hmm...

And... you have bested me for today.

Another customer.

Another one! I can't dodge it!

Anya cannot accept this mama.

Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address?

Anya is an extremely curious child.

Anya Roche.

Anya Williams... Anya Levski...

Anya, are you going to be okay in this crowd?

Anya, no yelling while we're here.

Anya, we're going to our next stop.

Anya, you mustn't tell anyone about your power.

Anya!

Anya!

Anya!

Anya.

Anya.

Anya...

Anya...

Anya's house is a big castle.

Anyone who advocates for a traitor is also a traitor.

Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.

Anyone you're interested in?

Anyone you're interested in?

Apologies, my lady. This whole floor has been reserved.

Apparently so.

Apparently, they only searched drawers with information regarding the girls.

Are second to none.

Are second to none.

Are they trying to see if we reveal our true selves in an emergency?

Are trudging upon the blessed ground of our school.

Are you all right or not?

Are you all right, lad?

Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt?

Are you all right?

Are you hurt?

Are you not with your wife?

Are you okay with this?

Are you planning on cheating? Listen.

Are you sure?

Are you taking issue with my methods?

Arrogant, greedy, and callous.

As for Anya...

As for the paperwork...

As long as we respond with sincere, logical answers,

As of tonight, I'm also done with the mask known as Robert.

As soon as I'm done with this mission, I'm sending her back to the orphanage.

As you already know, I am not her biological mother.

As you wish.

At first, I spoiled her quite often in hopes that she would like me.

At the prestigious Eden College.

Aw, this is so cute.

B By the way, where are we headed?

Baldy head!

Be it for someone else

Beats me.

Because I end up remembering my own childhood.

Because of the transmission?

Because of your blood, sweat, and tears.

Becoming exactly the person my target wants me to be is mere child's play.

Behold!

Being a doctor must be very taxing.

Besides, your grey suit seems to fit the attire at this school more.

Bomby bombs! Bomby bombs!

Bomby bombs! Bomby bombs!

Boss, I think we should just give up on the toupee.

Boss! Nguyen and his guys are back from the apartment!

Boss! We've intercepted a new message.

Both of her parents are deceased,

Brilliant... So smart, and elegant!

But aren't you, like, 27? You need to be careful.

But everything should be fine as long as I do what Loid is doing.

But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping I can become a bit stricter at times.

But have no fear.

But he's such a cool liar.

But her actual parents are probably already...

But I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,

But I can't leave you alone like this,

But I guess they went out of business.

But I must avoid these so called messy lovers' quarrels.

But I really like crispy bacon from bakenries!

But I wander over here when I'm exhausted from work.

But I wanna draw...

But I want to go to school...

But I would like something in return.

But I'll get her to agree to a formal marriage in the end.

But I've heard...

But if anyone asks, you've always been my daughter.

But if he is part of the test, we must deal with this accordingly.

But it's a bit improper to use your feet, Yor.

But it's hopeless.

But Mama doesn't exist.

But may I have the honor of taking your life?

But my father's influence within this school is still strong.

But no matter.

But no one is trying to go near him.

But of course. You're one of our regulars.

But she is a truly intelligent child.

But she's been adopted four times and returned each time.

But she's been arrested once over political activities, so she's too dangerous.

But she's scary sometimes.

But she's so small...

But so will the parents.

But that apartment is far too dangerous, so let's move.

But that doesn't matter.

But the more we spoke, the more I felt that she was a kindred spirit.

But the shadier the establishment,

But this is just—

But we believe it to be an assassination by the East's far right political party.

But we've done everything we could.

But when it comes to teaching anything, from patriotism to how to be an elite,

But who knew the interview process's next stage demanded the attendance of both parents?

But why don't we get married?

But... Maybe just a little bit...

By that, I mean he forged the certificate.

By whoever sent these thugs? But why?

Can I get you something, Loid?

Can't walk anymore...

Candy!

Capital City Berlint, City Hall

CHILDCARE

CHILDREARING

CHILDREARING

Children learn from their parents' example!

Clearly, I expected too much.

Clearly, we weren't ready for this mock interview yet.

Code Name

Code Name

Code name: Thorn Princess.

Code name: Thorn Princess.

Code name: Twilight.

Code name: Twilight.

Come in, Mama.

Come now, Master Swan...

Come now, you two.

Come on in.

Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin.

Come on, let's go inside.

Come on, now, Millie.

Come on, stop it!

Coming.

Continuing to treat Westalis as the enemy will do us no good.

Could I get it done as quickly as possible?

Could she be Twilight's?

Could you describe your parenting methods?

Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?

Could you tell us how hard you would have to work in order to succeed like him?

Could you tell us why you chose to apply to our school?

Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants.

Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger.

D 68, fail.

D Dominic...

Damn it!

Damn it... Who knows what spies are thinking, either?

Desmond is an extremely cautious man who rarely appears in public.

Did anyone call for this chick?

Did he fall?

Did I do a good job?

Did I do anything to make her want to hide from me?

Did I just let my guard down?

Did they... leave a tracking device in the art pieces?

Did you hear? A thief might've entered our office.

Did you know, Mr. Ranger...

Do boogers somehow make it taste better?

Do not break Formation D.

Do not think for a second that you can

Do the parents of the world

Do whatever you need to do! Make sure they're dead!

Do you happen to know the name of the principal, young lady?

Do you have a boy or a girl?

Does Anya get a thank you, too?

Does that mean...

Don't bother with childish games.

Don't let that bastard get away!

Don't pity me, asshole!

Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!

Don't snap at me just because she loves her real mother more.

Don't think you'll ever walk through our gates again!

Don't think you'll get away from me.

Don't wanna!

Don't worry about that. Just take her already.

Don't worry. I'm still employed.

Don't worry. Just go watch some TV.

Drawing? Sure.

During the interview, not only will the child be evaluated,

E Ele...

Eden College

Eden College does prioritize family values, after all.

Eden College is one of the most prestigious schools in the country.

Edgar.

Ele le... Ele le le le...

Elegance creates tradition.

Elegance is what truly makes this world a paradise.

Elegance!

Elegantly done, Loid Forger.

Eliminating a certain smuggling ring.

Encourages me to work harder.

Er, again...

Er, no, um, I'm sorry...

Er, so, Miss Anya... How do you spend your days off?

Er, well, it would extend our agreement...

Er, well... Yes.

Er, yes... Thank you for the lovely party, everyone.

Er... Pardon me.

Even if it meant sacrificing herself.

Even in sickness,

Even so...

Even when I infiltrated the ranks of an evil terrorist group,

Ever since I lost my first wife,

Everyone has a side they don't show anyone else.

Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.

Everything's going so well that it's making me nervous.

Everything's so clean.

Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now, if you'd sign these documents...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me...

Fail any family lacking elegance immediately.

Farewell. May you find happiness.

Father, mother, daughter...

Fill 'em full of lead!

Finding dirt on them might help, too.

Finding the right person might take longer than—

Fine, then.

First I lost my job, then my home!

First, could you tell us your name and address?

First, I'll have to gather everything we'll need.

First, I'm gonna treat myself to the finest meal and—

First, please state your name and address.

First, we will begin by asking the parents a few questions.

For both our sakes.

For me to continue my job as an assassin, too.

For only one reason, sir.

For the sake of a better world.

Forger!

Forgers?

Four in the bell tower.

Four in the overhead passage.

From the looks of it, I've been compromised.

From their psychotic episodes.

G 114, pass.

G 114. Please go to Hall 1.

Get lost with the pleasantries!

Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money...

Go ahead and turn it on.

Go back to your Western masters!

Go on. Say hello.

Go rest over there.

Go stop this mess before they're hurt!

Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.

Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Twilight.

Good evening. I have a client for you, Thorn Princess.

Good girl.

Good morning, Housemaster.

Good. These were questions we anticipated.

Got it?

Got it?

Got reported by her neighbors for being suspicious.

Great, thanks.

Gwak!

Hang on a second! I'm just an informant! My fighting skills are literal trash!

Hang on, Yor!

Hate to tell you this, Twilight, but crying is their job.

Have a peanut.

Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor?

Having one hand tied up will make it difficult to prepare for an enemy ambush,

He blended in with the crowd.

He changed his clothes, but it's not so easy to change the way you walk.

He doesn't like Papa and Mama!

He got me again!

He got me!

He has a child.

He is a great threat to the truce between the East and the West.

He is clearly jealous of other families, and takes out his frustrations on them.

He may be the former headmaster,

He only appears at social gatherings held at the elite private school his son attends.

He'll be a shoe in with the elite.

He's a sp—a speshulist in mental health. A very good one.

He's also very considerate of me.

He's always ogling me.

He's probably the only person who could accept me for who I am right now.

He's so useful.

He's the only son of the former headmaster, and a legacy hire.

He's...

He's...

Head's been choppy chopped! Body's been choppy chopped!

Hell if I care! I'm the CEO of the Central Bank!

Hell will freeze over before you pass.

Hello, Briar residence.

Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?

Hello? Where's my money?!

Hello. I was hoping I could get my dress fixed up.

Helping, helping...

Henry Henderson (66), Housemaster of Dorm 3, Subject Taught: History, Personality: Elegant

Her favorite foods, even how many moles are on her body.

Her habit of sticking her nose where it doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness,

Her mother?

Her true identity: a telepath.

Her true identity: an assassin.

Here it comes.

Here.

Here's some candy for you, dear.

Here's the goods I promised.

Hero who casts no shadow,

Hero who casts no shadow,

Hey, Anya.

Hey, don't push me!

Hey, I'm kidding. This is for your mission, right?

Hey, more importantly, we need to retry this mock interview.

Hey, Robert! Wait! You can't just do that to me!

Hey, Sis. How have you been?

Hey, that's a diamond! No fair taking the expensive looking one!

Hey, this again?

Hey, where are you going?!

Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!

Hey!

Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in!

Hey.

Hey.

Hiding!

His true identity: a spy.

His wife filed for divorce last month,

Hm?

Hm? Are you a little stuffed up?

Hm? The paper?

Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.

Hmm...

Hmm... But to be honest,

Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate to play my wife, but never mind.

Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay?

Hmm... Then,

Hold it right there!

Hold it!

Honestly, the section chief is way creepier.

Honestly, this child...

Honestly, where does she learn to talk like that?

Hopefully they last. Having a child already is an instant no for me, though.

Hot cocoa is the best.

Housemaster, we are supposed to be testing the child.

Housemaster?

How about you hand over the goods now?

How could I forget?

How did they know where I was?

How do people usually pass?

How do you know my daughter's name?

How much longer to the embassy?

How nice that you and your family are moving into a new home.

How pathetic.

How rude. I'm completely normal.

How unfortunate.

How very elegant!

How wonderful.

How's Karen doing?

How's work going?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? C Cook?

Huh? N No, that's okay.

Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do?

Huh? Right now?!

Huh? U Um... Strike first to be victorious?

Huh? Um...

Huh? Wha—But you just—

Huh? You have a boyfriend?

Huh? You wanna adopt?

Huh?!

Hurry up and pinpoint where it's coming from!

I abandoned my identity when I became Twilight.

I accept.

I actually do most of the cooking.

I actually fell asleep in front of someone.

I actually lost my wife two years ago,

I admire your dedication to not wasting food,

I almost pursued someone's husband.

I also know how much you care about your daughter.

I am Anya. I have been Papa's child for a very long time.

I am Chimera. It is a pweasure to meet your acquiantenance.

I am Miss Anya's mama.

I am not certain. We must investigate.

I am terribly sorry if I interrupted anything...

I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.

I came to the conclusion that she'd get along well with my daughter.

I can make this mission work if I have a child.

I can wash my face all by myself!

I can't afford to waste even ten seconds on each one!

I can't believe I volunteered for this!

I can't have her messing with my spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.

I can't tell if she's actually bright or dumb.

I copied all the files of unmarried women from city hall.

I could only find information from the last year,

I couldn't find anything about her birth.

I do apologize. Here's a gift.

I do apologize. My daughter is rather ambitious.

I do beg your pardon.

I do beg your pardon.

I do, actually...

I don't come here that often either,

I don't have anything suitable to wear to this interview...

I don't know any of these answers!

I don't know exactly how she ended up in that orphanage,

I don't like places like this...

I don't like snakes.

I don't need to study to do any tests.

I don't think you have to do quite that much.

I don't wanna study!

I dug up some records on her past that the orphanage didn't have.

I even have the negatives.

I feel nothing but anxiety about this,

I feel someone's gaze...

I felt alone, in despair, and so powerless that all I could do was cry.

I got 'em all in! Get in!

I got a sitter for you on Saturday, so make sure you behave.

I got permission from the Shopkeeper, so I feel much better.

I got rid of those aspirations, as well as my identity, the day I became a spy.

I guess I'll have to explore my options.

I guess if she saw us that way...

I guess... receiving thanks every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

I had a friend of mine who's a judge make it so we got married a year ago.

I had money to get my grandchild a gift in my purse.

I had no idea there was a park like this on the outskirts of town.

I happen to be an expert in self defense.

I have information on most of the staff at this school.

I have my work weapons and poison powerful enough to kill an elephant in there.

I have no right to call myself an educator.

I have to go to school or...

I haven't the slightest clue as to who this gentleman is,

I helped clean, too!

I helped with the cookies, too!

I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident.

I hope you like them.

I humbly thank you for your generosity.

I I figured they might work on cows, too!

I I want to find out what the boss of the organization is planning!

I I'll go make us some tea.

I I'm so sorry I said I was your husband.

I I'm sure everything will be okay!

I If you don't mind.

I It appears some of my patients still haven't recovered

I It's all right, Loid.

I It's not what you think!

I just followed a recipe from a cookbook, so they should be decent.

I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband.

I just so happen to have invented some new spy gear just for days like this.

I just want to get the bomb back.

I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.

I knew I saw potential in you.

I knew she was lying about having a guy.

I know her height, weight, shoe size,

I know, right?

I know.

I left Loid and Anya behind.

I let unnecessary feelings get in the way of the mission.

I like peanuts.

I like this place better than crowded places!

I like this show.

I long for a mama.

I look forward to doing business with you again.

I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight.

I lost track of him.

I mean, I know how gullible you are.

I mean, if it happened to me, I'd just kill them back...

I mean... Apparently, I'm considered suspicious just for being single,

I met my wife at the tailor shop that handles this school's uniforms,

I mixed up my mission with hers.

I must ask, who truly disgraced our school?

I must be careful.

I must keep my work relationships favorable for my brother's sake, too.

I must know more about this creature.

I must learn to be more normal.

I must say, the examinees this year lack refinement.

I need some manuals to help me understand it.

I need to at least do something about her appearance.

I need to do my best!

I need to find her immediately. Calm down.

I need to find someone by the time of the party.

I need to find someone for the sake of my little brother's promotion.

I need to get to safety immediately.

I need to know how smart you are for this exam.

I need to maintain a good relationship with her until the end of this mission.

I need to pick my nose.

I need you two to be on your guard.

I never found it so hard to breathe as I do right now.

I now know how long I am!

I once learned about pressure points that can stop one's movements in a yoga class!

I promise I'll catch him for you! And I'll take you to the hospital later!

I promise to be a good girl! Just come back to me!

I relaxed for a second and all my pent up exhaustion hit me at once.

I risked everything by waltzing right into enemy territory.

I see they're wasting no time with the screening.

I see we're getting straight to the point.

I see you're particular about matching colors.

I see, I see.

I see! That's great. It'll be a party with coworkers, right?

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see. I definitely see Bondman there, though.

I see. Then I apologize.

I see... I'm too out of my league here.

I should properly introduce myself once Anya's entrance exam is over.

I shouldn't have put the key to success in the hands of others, let alone civilians.

I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.

I think I figured out why I hate the sound of kids crying so much.

I think we can make things work if we have her memorize everything.

I thought I'd abandoned that past, but on a subconscious level,

I told you, you're not coming!

I wanna do that!

I wanna eat cake!

I wanna go home.

I wanna live in a castle.

I want a pistol with a silencer!

I want hot cocoa!

I want some hot cocoa, please!

I want to be with them forever.

I want to be with them forever.

I was considering him to act as my boyfriend at the party,

I was given this top secret mission as a member of WISE.

I was hesitant to pursue another relationship because of my daughter.

I was informed that this is your second wife. May I ask how you two met?

I was just admiring how pretty you are.

I was playing tag with some old guys.

I went through hell getting these for you.

I will be taking back that bomb.

I will have to take my leav—

I will play the part of a father with a child if I must,

I wonder if there's a million dalc lying around somewhere.

I would say her main shortcoming is that she's a picky eater.

I would've preferred to handle it all on my own,

I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces.

I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,

I... relaxed?

I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.

I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress.

I'd jump on top of them, beat them up, and make them eat the foulest meal!

I'd like this, please.

I'd like to avoid anything risky.

I'd like you to play the role of her mother during the interview.

I'll be able to have plenty of fun for a while with this much.

I'll be deciding on that soon.

I'll be okay, please.

I'll be sure to let your brother know that you came alone.

I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!

I'll come get your boxes once they're empty.

I'll embarrass her in front of everyone!

I'll figure something out and rework the plan.

I'll give you the deets on some of my favorite cosmetics.

I'll have her accept something simple first,

I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser.

I'll have to leave.

I'll hold off on this promotion until I know he's a good guy.

I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera.

I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up.

I'll make you reveal your true identity yet!

I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable of politics and history, as well.

I'll start things over from square one and—

I'll take her.

I'll take it.

I'll use it as part of this whole charade.

I'm a failure as a spy? No.

I'm a failure as a spy.

I'm actually nervous.

I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence in your conversations.

I'm almost certain no one would notice if one or two happened to go missing.

I'm amazed her brother turned out to be a decent human being.

I'm Anya Forger.

I'm being sold off somewhere!

I'm counting on you, Anya.

I'm far too relaxed lately.

I'm fine. Just a few scratches.

I'm glad you like it.

I'm going out for a bit.

I'm going to show Mama around!

I'm gonna help.

I'm heading out.

I'm helping myself to this one.

I'm honestly content as long as I get to keep this job.

I'm honestly surprised she had the nerve to show up alone.

I'm just worried how this may affect my work.

I'm not going on an adventure. I'm just going shopping.

I'm not going to involve a kid in this mission.

I'm not sure what to tell your brother if he hears of this.

I'm not the only one being watched.

I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent in to lower our country's birth rate.

I'm praying that you don't get reported for child abuse.

I'm right, aren't I?

I'm six!

I'm so bored. Spies aren't like what I thought.

I'm so happy to have a mama now!

I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck.

I'm so sorry an amateur like me helped with the recovery!

I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better

I'm so sorry to have you get so many.

I'm so sorry. Have fun!

I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you.

I'm sorry?!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying.

I'm sure that's how my brother wanted me to end up.

I'm sure they'll vouch for us! Let's believe in them.

I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next time, we should tell them we're married.

I'm terribly sorry for arriving late.

I'm the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Finance!

I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800 hours when the target meets with the buyer.

I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably won't be able to find him now.

I'm worried about you. You're kinda unusual, y'know.

I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger.

I'm...

I've accidentally fallen into the gutter, and I can't get out!

I've acquired a variety of tickets through my connections at work.

I've been a spy for over a decade,

I've been a spy for over a decade.

I've been a spy for over a decade.

I've completed countless missions, yet once again I find myself losing heart.

I've completed countless missions, yet only now do I find myself losing heart.

I've experienced this many times.

I've failed yet again as a spy.

I've got some mail for you!

I've heard that women have been killed by wives for such things.

If a goddess like that exists, I'd sure love to meet her.

If all else fails, make sure I can back them up—

If all I can do is curry favor with the authorities,

If all of the adults here just happened to perish,

If he finds out I'm a telepath...

If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar,

If I can't make sure these two fail, there's clearly no justice in this world.

If I had continued wearing my previous suit,

If I just read other people's...

If I recall, the earliest age students can enter Eden College is six.

If I think like this, someone will eventually figure out that I'm an assassin.

If it's all right with you, maybe we could just stay together,

If it's not too much trouble, I was hoping you'd accompany me to this party.

If making light of a child's feelings is part of your establishment's educational policies,

If Papa and Mama see this, they'll find out about my powers!

If she fails, of course, our life here together will be...

If she's going to cry over every little trifling thing,

If they don't have any, we can always make some up.

If this mission fails...

If you can get this to a police officer, you win the game.

If you don't get into this school...

If you go straight down this street and turn right,

If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.

If you show them this, they'll put you in a better orphanage.

If you understand, go home right now.

If you want, I can introduce you to someone.

If you were to give your parents a score, what might that be?