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Ace reflexes ya bomb chucking waste of good scotch
Ace reflexes ya bomb chucking waste of good scotch
Aces
Aces
Ahhh piss
Ahhh piss
All in a day's work.
All in a day's work.
All rockets no brains, ey mate?
All rockets no brains, ey mate?
All your heads look bloody 12 feet tall
All your heads look bloody 12 feet tall
Alright
Alright
Appreciated mate.
Appreciated mate.
At ease
At ease
Aww did i get blood on your suit?
Aww did i get blood on your suit?
Back to the drawing board genius.
Back to the drawing board genius.
Backstab that ya snake.
Backstab that ya snake.
Bloody beaut
Bloody beaut
Bloody bogan.
Bloody bogan.
Bloody hell you're awful.
Bloody hell you're awful.
Bloody Piker.
Bloody Piker.
Bombs away
Bombs away
Booty.
Booty.
Bugger.
Bugger.
Charge me doctor.
Charge me doctor.
Come on.
Come on.
Couldn't skip around it, could you? Your precious little Posey.
Couldn't skip around it, could you? Your precious little Posey.
Crikey
Crikey
Death
Death
Denture your pot bellied lattice.
Denture your pot bellied lattice.
Dinkum Aussie
Dinkum Aussie
Dodge that, you're fat, jiggling butterball.
Dodge that, you're fat, jiggling butterball.
Dodgy
Dodgy
Dominated you blundered bastard.
Dominated you blundered bastard.
Dominated you miniature delinquent.
Dominated you miniature delinquent.
Dominated your pun potato head.
Dominated your pun potato head.
Dominated, yeah little ankle butter.
Dominated, yeah little ankle butter.
Dominated, you kicked us out naked.
Dominated, you kicked us out naked.
EL 2
EL 2
Everything above your next gonna be a fine red mist.
Everything above your next gonna be a fine red mist.
Evil Laugh
Evil Laugh
Fighting men might not be your thing, lad.
Fighting men might not be your thing, lad.
Fine shot mate
Fine shot mate
Fire!
Fire!
Follow me doctor.
Follow me doctor.
G'day
G'day
Gahhhh
Gahhhh
Get bloody going
Get bloody going
Get over here ya yobos and help me defend
Get over here ya yobos and help me defend
Get to it.
Get to it.
Give 'em a gobfull
Give 'em a gobfull
Go go go.
Go go go.
Go on then, mates
Go on then, mates
Go to hell wanker.
Go to hell wanker.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
Good job lads
Good job lads
Good one, mate.
Good one, mate.
Good shot mate
Good shot mate
Gotcha you spestic little gremlin
Gotcha you spestic little gremlin
Gotcha, you mental deffective
Gotcha, you mental deffective
Graah
Graah
Grunting
Grunting
Happy Laugh
Happy Laugh
Happy.
Happy.
Hear me main GA.
Hear me main GA.
Help me capture this bloody thing
Help me capture this bloody thing
Help me pin this down.
Help me pin this down.
Help me.
Help me.
Help.
Help.
Here was you: very full of yourself, then very briefly surprised, then dead
Here was you: very full of yourself, then very briefly surprised, then dead
Here's a gadget you should build: One what stops my bullets
Here's a gadget you should build: One what stops my bullets
Here's a touching story: once upon a time you died and i lived happily ever after. the end
Here's a touching story: once upon a time you died and i lived happily ever after. the end
Here's some advice. Next time, shoot first.
Here's some advice. Next time, shoot first.
Hey this is gonna be a real piece of piece. Yeah bloody fruit shop owners.
Hey this is gonna be a real piece of piece. Yeah bloody fruit shop owners.
Hi, you're beating gravy fatso
Hi, you're beating gravy fatso
Hit that charge doctor.
Hit that charge doctor.
HL 2
HL 2
How many times have you died? I'm actually getting impressed.
How many times have you died? I'm actually getting impressed.
Howly dooley!
Howly dooley!
Hows about you call it a day
Hows about you call it a day
I got ya, you long-armed simpleton
I got ya, you long-armed simpleton
I hate to break it to you, but your own team paid me to do that.
I hate to break it to you, but your own team paid me to do that.
I just banged the word's fattest man
I just banged the word's fattest man
I need a hand defending here.
I need a hand defending here.
I own ya, ya pickel headed drongo
I own ya, ya pickel headed drongo
I reckon you're going to get real used to looking up at me.
I reckon you're going to get real used to looking up at me.
I suspect you keep your big mouth shut now
I suspect you keep your big mouth shut now
I was never on your side either, wanker
I was never on your side either, wanker
I win you bloody backstabbing fraud.
I win you bloody backstabbing fraud.
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole
I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole
I'm gonna cut a smile into ya
I'm gonna cut a smile into ya
I'm gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
I'm gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, you punter.
I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, you punter.
I'm gonna turn you to coloured rain
I'm gonna turn you to coloured rain
I'm gunnin for ya you mongrels.
I'm gunnin for ya you mongrels.
I'm just getting warmed up
I'm just getting warmed up
I'm not done yet mate. Not by a long shot.
I'm not done yet mate. Not by a long shot.
I'm running out of places to put holes in you.
I'm running out of places to put holes in you.
I've told you sniping was a good job.
I've told you sniping was a good job.
If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's working
If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's working
Incoming
Incoming
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming!
It's not your fire. Your filthy ass honest.
It's not your fire. Your filthy ass honest.
It's only gonna get worse, mate.
It's only gonna get worse, mate.
Jarate!
Jarate!
Keep opening your mouth while it's still attached to your bloody neck
Keep opening your mouth while it's still attached to your bloody neck
Let us know your Daniel Twitchy hooligan.
Let us know your Daniel Twitchy hooligan.
Let's do this again.
Let's do this again.
Let's have a go yeah mug.
Let's have a go yeah mug.
Let's see how much blood in ya
Let's see how much blood in ya
LL 2
LL 2
Long Laugh
Long Laugh
Look here, pumpkinhead, you're all done
Look here, pumpkinhead, you're all done
Mongrel
Mongrel
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Need some help here
Need some help here
Nice job.
Nice job.
Nice try mate, but I'm the best.
Nice try mate, but I'm the best.
No worries.
No worries.
No!
No!
No.
No.
Nobody's gonna miss you you mutant.
Nobody's gonna miss you you mutant.
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
Nothing personal mate, i'm just better
Nothing personal mate, i'm just better
Now doctor now.
Now doctor now.
Now doctor now.
Now doctor now.
Now I've got to make a necklace out of your teeth bushmans rules.
Now I've got to make a necklace out of your teeth bushmans rules.
Now that is how it's done.
Now that is how it's done.
Now that was a proper bloody routing.
Now that was a proper bloody routing.
Now this is a knife.
Now this is a knife.
Oh, lend us your shovel, so i can dig your grave
Oh, lend us your shovel, so i can dig your grave
Oh, that's apples mate.
Oh, that's apples mate.
OK.
OK.
On fire
On fire
One sniper to another - give up
One sniper to another - give up
Or slept in a corpse of water. Buffer out tougher than you.
Or slept in a corpse of water. Buffer out tougher than you.
Peace of piss
Peace of piss
Piss off big head.
Piss off big head.
Piss off your bloody parkers.
Piss off your bloody parkers.
Piss off.
Piss off.
Precious little Posey.
Precious little Posey.
Psst
Psst
Quit blabbering, take your medicine like a man.
Quit blabbering, take your medicine like a man.
Ready to meet Sharpy.
Ready to meet Sharpy.
Right then
Right then
Ripper yer riddle
Ripper yer riddle
Sharp Pain
Sharp Pain
Short Laugh
Short Laugh
Should I saved a bullet for some of you blokes?
Should I saved a bullet for some of you blokes?
Skill always beats luck your weasel.
Skill always beats luck your weasel.
SL 2
SL 2
SL 3
SL 3
Sneak around that ya phoney scoundrel
Sneak around that ya phoney scoundrel
Sniping's a good job mate.
Sniping's a good job mate.
Sorry there, nurse army struck you for an actual threat.
Sorry there, nurse army struck you for an actual threat.
SP 2
SP 2
SP 4
SP 4
Spastic little gremlin
Spastic little gremlin
Spit
Spit
Spot on.
Spot on.
Spotted your fancy bloody wolfs?
Spotted your fancy bloody wolfs?
Spy here.
Spy here.
Spy round here.
Spy round here.
Spy.
Spy.
Spyes. bloody useless
Spyes. bloody useless
Stab, stab, stab.
Stab, stab, stab.
Stabbing time.
Stabbing time.
Standing around like a bloody idiot.
Standing around like a bloody idiot.
Stay with me doc
Stay with me doc
Steady steady
Steady steady
Stupid bloody spies.
Stupid bloody spies.
Tagged ya, ya wobbling scot.
Tagged ya, ya wobbling scot.
Take that book smarts.
Take that book smarts.
Take that, ya quack.
Take that, ya quack.
Take that, you 2 faced mongrel
Take that, you 2 faced mongrel
Talk your way out of that, you filthy spook
Talk your way out of that, you filthy spook
Thanks doc.
Thanks doc.
Thanks for being such a whopping big target mate.
Thanks for being such a whopping big target mate.
Thanks for Standin' Still Wanker
Thanks for Standin' Still Wanker
Thanks for that Truckee.
Thanks for that Truckee.
Thanks for the target practice you pump bloody freakshow
Thanks for the target practice you pump bloody freakshow
Thanks mate.
Thanks mate.
Thanks mate.
Thanks mate.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That funeral I ain't gonna be open casket.
That funeral I ain't gonna be open casket.
That helmet 'aint gonna save ya
That helmet 'aint gonna save ya
That ones for me boys
That ones for me boys
That spy is an enemy
That spy is an enemy
That there was a mercy kill. stay down lad
That there was a mercy kill. stay down lad
That was rubbish.
That was rubbish.
That's how we do it in the Bush.
That's how we do it in the Bush.
That's some shonky business right there.
That's some shonky business right there.
The demoman is a spy
The demoman is a spy
The engineer is a spy.
The engineer is a spy.
The heavy is a spy.
The heavy is a spy.
The medic is a spy
The medic is a spy
The old chop chop.
The old chop chop.
The piro is a spy
The piro is a spy
The scout is a spy
The scout is a spy
The soldier is a spy!
The soldier is a spy!
They're all a bunch of now helpers.
They're all a bunch of now helpers.
This is as good as your gonna do.
This is as good as your gonna do.
This is getting embarrassing.
This is getting embarrassing.
This is just getting started.
This is just getting started.
This sniper is a spy.
This sniper is a spy.
This way doc.
This way doc.
Tight date your rocket hopping simpleton.
Tight date your rocket hopping simpleton.
Today, item shirts for men.
Today, item shirts for men.
Wanker
Wanker
Wave goodbye to your head, wanker
Wave goodbye to your head, wanker
We gave him a bloody drubbing.
We gave him a bloody drubbing.
Well, that was a real bloody routing.
Well, that was a real bloody routing.
What goes around comes around your snotty little Nance.
What goes around comes around your snotty little Nance.
What's up, doc?
What's up, doc?
When I'll be staffed.
When I'll be staffed.
Where'd i get ya that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track.
Where'd i get ya that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track.
Wicked.
Wicked.
Wuss
Wuss
Ya better hold onto your head mate.
Ya better hold onto your head mate.
Ya call that snipin?
Ya call that snipin?
Yeah, big kid Bar the best cyclops.
Yeah, big kid Bar the best cyclops.
Yeah, bloody fruit shop owners.
Yeah, bloody fruit shop owners.
Yeah, that seems about right.
Yeah, that seems about right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are a creepy mute. Little bugger, ain't you?
You are a creepy mute. Little bugger, ain't you?
You are inventing Loudon new ways to get killed by me.
You are inventing Loudon new ways to get killed by me.
You best keep lying down
You best keep lying down
You bloody poikers
You bloody poikers
You got a full head on you like a coffee table.
You got a full head on you like a coffee table.
You had a good run, your mongrel.
You had a good run, your mongrel.
You know what dominated means? Your buddy wet job?
You know what dominated means? Your buddy wet job?
You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? You're both dead women.
You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? You're both dead women.
You know what you're dominating now bleeding.
You know what you're dominating now bleeding.
You prancing show ponies.
You prancing show ponies.
You shouldn't even gotten out of bed.
You shouldn't even gotten out of bed.
You wanna hear something funny, you're dead?
You wanna hear something funny, you're dead?
You'll be needing another use for that neck.
You'll be needing another use for that neck.
You're dead. I think we're done here.
You're dead. I think we're done here.
You're gonna keep finding yourself belly up.
You're gonna keep finding yourself belly up.
You're making this so easy. I'm actually getting worse.
You're making this so easy. I'm actually getting worse.
You're with me, Doctor.
You're with me, Doctor.
'cause your gain soon mate.
'cause your gain soon mate.