Major League (1989) Edit

A 757 to Milwaukee?

A bum phone number.

A curve baII speciaIist who has shut...

A curve ball. Swung on and missed.

A grand slam home run for Haywood.

A lot of new faces in Chief Wahoo's tribe this year

A lot of time and trouble

A quarter of the season's gone. We're 15 and 24.

A quick move by the Duke, and Hayes just beat it back.

About time, it's eight nothing.

Activity continues in the bullpen.

After Duke gave him a little chin music.

Against the Yankees tomorrow,

All right, Coleman, take it easy. Accidents will happen.

All right, everybody.

All right, here's Burton coming on.

All right, I'll check it out now. Is this the whale section?

All right, let's hit the field.

All right, let's see what you can do.

All right, Ricky! Yeah!

All right, Ricky. Let's get nasty.

All right, tell him not to worry. I'll think of something. Come on.

All right, we're set to go.

All right, Willie! Way to go!

All right!

All right. All right! Knock that shit off!

All right. Did you get enough hay for him?

All right. It's 555 1934.

All right. That'll bring up Cerrano, the big man, with two away,

All we need is something to bring it all together.

Alternate on the '80 Olympic team.

American TeIephone & TeIegraph...

And after they worked it out in the minors for a while,

And are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

And are you ready, Cleveland?

And Burton finally burned them.

And every time that I pitch against you,

And for me,

And for me, a mansion in Boca Raton,

And for the younger guys, it could be their only shot.

And from the wind up, here he comes.

And has now gone 3 and 0 to Cheevers.

And he represents the tying run.

And he swings and drives a base hit to left field.

And hid behind the furniture.

And hit batsmen.

And hopefully, we'll have some of the names that go with those faces

And Horton wasting no time. He's going to the Duke.

And I didn't want to do it in front of the rest of the team.

And I had to defend your honor.

And I never found him in bed with a stewardess.

And I thought this was her place.

And I'm gonna have to start feeding Cha Cha real dog food.

And I'm too old to go diving into lockers.

And it happened in front of all of our friends.

And judging by the attendance, you haven't,

And mine's on the other side of the stadium.

And see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat.

And the A's have runners at the corners.

And the bases are loaded, and that's gonna bring up

And the Indians have a runner here with two men out

And the ones I do know are way past their prime.

And the rookies are developing faster than I thought.

And the side is retired.

And the winning run at first.

And the Yankees have runners at second and third,

And this ball game is over,

And this could be all for Harris. He has pitched a beauty.

And to the start of two great careers.

And we are ready to go.

And welcome to another season of Indians baseball.

And you look like you could use a friend.

Another 2 to 3 inches drop on your curve ball.

Another couple years of this,

Any one of 'em will give you

Anyway, listen to the roar of the crowd as the Indians take the field.

Apply for that little green home run hitter.

Are nipped by the Brewers tonight, seven to nothing.

Are you gentlemen ready to order?

Are you ready? Let's take it to 'em!

Aren't you supposed to be in Mexico somewhere?

As a matter of fact, he hasn't touched the ball yet.

As Harris is now beginning to show signs of fatigue.

As Haywood clears the bases with one swing.

As he goes back to the dugout.

As the Indians beat the Tigers five to four.

As the Indians have the winning run in scoring position.

As the Indians trail now, eight to nothing.

As they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing.

As they take on the defending American League champs,

As we gird up our loins to take the field of battle.

At least you could have said you were from the Yankees.

At our favorite hotels and restaurant type places.

At our spring camp in Arizona, March the 1 st.

Attaboy, Dorn. Way to get in front of that ball.

Attendance is only just beginning to rise.

Back goes Hayes. Way back to the wall.

Ball four. Ball eight.

Bardahl.

Bats, they are sick.

Because you are the sexiest man I have ever laid eyes on,

Because you just died and went down to the minors.

Before Dorn hits the clubhouse, okay?

Before their first at bat.

Besides, seeing's the most important thing, son.

Besides, these guys weren't playing that good

Books are my life now.

Bottom of the third,

Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?

Brewster into the wind, and comes to the plate.

Brewster ready from the stretch. Hayes with a good lead.

But are due to leave in a few hours.

But he no help with curve ball.

But I got a hunch he's due.

But I promise you, by the end of this season,

But I wasn't exactly proud of my situation.

But I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country

But I'll tell you, these Cleveland fans are great.

But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today,

But in the meantime, get your tomahawks ready, Cleveland.

But l wanna know for sure

But let's give him credit, at least he didn't spike himself.

But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years,

But someday, you're gonna be sorry that you cut me.

But that's not why I came over here.

But the doorbell rang once, and we all got real quiet

But the smart money is on the crafty veteran, Eddie Harris,

But your control hasn't come around like we'd hoped it would.

But, you know, what I was concerned about

Buy it when it hits 34.

By the first hitter of the year.

By the way, I saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night.

By throwing four wild pitches in one inning.

Bye bye, honey. See you at the park. Wish me luck.

California Penal.

Call the stewardess, Vaughn. I need one of those bags.

Can I have your attention, please?

Can you believe this, Monte?

Cerrano digging in. Down a strike.

Cerrano hitless tonight.

Cerrano ready now.

Cerrano swings and misses, strike three.

Cerrano up with it. Fires it back in, Marx digging for third.

Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight.

Check.

Checks Dorn at first. Here's the pitch.

Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it.

Christ.

Clark digging around second. He'll make it to third easily.

Clue Haywood, the biggest Indian killer of them all.

Coffee, anybody?

Coleman steps in. A.281 lifetime hitter.

Come on in. Have a seat.

Come on, baby. Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky.

Come on, come on, come on, wild thing

Come on, come on, wild thing

Come on, Dorn. Get in front of the damn ball.

Come on, guys! Cool it!

Come on, Lynn. Don't make me do time for things that happened years ago.

Come on, we need some defense here!

Come on, wild thing

Come on, wild thing

Come on, you never thought about me at all while I was gone?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Join in wherever you are out there.

Comes to the plate. High, ball four,

Coming up here at the stadium.

Congratulations.

Couldn't give these away a couple of weeks ago.

Couldn't we talk about this some other time?

Cover to cover, babe.

Cowabunga!

Crime and Punishment.

Crisco.

Cups still work, though.

Curve ball, bats are afraid.

Damn it! I thought they were gonna replace this thing.

Danello charges. Can he get him? No!

Dear God, we humbly pray that you will guide and protect us

Dear Heavenly Father, we humbly pray that you will guide...

Defected from Cuba. Wanted religious freedom.

Did you ever read Moby Dick?

Didn't think so.

Do you like the life you've had?

Don't even think about it, Coleman.

Don't give me this olé bullshit.

Don't read anything into it, Rick.

Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.

Don't worry, he'll blow it.

Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.

Don't you dare laugh. In two years, I put together

Don't you think you ought to cover yourself with a towel first, Mr. Brown?

Donovan, what are you doing here?

Dorn didn't get much of a jump on that ball, Monte.

Dorn has a chance to make the play. He can't get it.

Dorn up. Two men out, bottom of the seventh.

Dorn, off to a slow start this year,

Even me?

Even though I know it's your turn in the rotation.

Even though it comes as no surprise to this commentator,

Even you, Dorn.

Every time I see you hit one in the air,

Excuse me, everybody. This is Jake Taylor.

Excuse me, Mr. Vaughn? Can I have your autograph?

Excuse me. Gotta take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.

Fires across to Metcalfe, and the Yankees are gone in the first.

For a shot at this year's club.

For the Indians, one run on, let's see, one hit.

For the last 30 years.

Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater.

Forget it, I'll order. Let's have a toast.

Forgot about Dorn, 'cause he's only high priced.

Four years ago, then.

Frank, I need a car, quick,

Free admission to anyone who was actually alive

French.

Fuck you, Taylor.

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Game is tied.

Get him a uniform.

Get him out of here! He's horse shit.

Get this guy at the plate. Come on, Rick. Get tough.

Give me Vaughn.

God, what next?

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Good job. Good job.

Good morning, gentlemen,

Good. I like that kind of spirit in a player.

Got a long way to go before the season's over.

Got one off the chest, but he's up with it, and it's over!

Gracias.

Gracias.

Great. Have a seat.

Great. Never been better.

Had some problems with his knees.

Hard and high.

Harris delivers. K Y ball hit toward the hole.

Harris has been in trouble, but has battled his way out

Harris sets, checks the runners.

Harris struggled, but picked up his ninth win of the season.

Harris winds and delivers.

Harris working on a seven hitter.

Harris, from the stretch, is ready, and here he comes to Burton.

Harris! How you doing?

Harry DoyIe coming to you live from the stadium,

Harry Doyle bidding you a big Wahoo welcome

Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you friends of the feather

Has come on lately, hitting.271, with 86 RBIs.

Has not been scored upon in his last 16 appearances.

Has picked us to finish last.

Hats for bats.

Have a couple of kids who grow up to be Olympic champions.

Have to wake up bats.

Having girls send you their underwear in the mail.

Hayes around third! He's gonna try to score!

Hayes goes!

Hayes is picked off.

Hayes leads away again.

Hayes leads from second, as Duke takes his stretch.

Hayes out to a big lead now.

Hayes under it.

Hayes with a good lead.

Haywood likes the hard stuff out over the plate,

Haywood steps in,

Haywood swings and crushes one towards South America.

Haywood's a convicted felon, isn't he, Monte?

Haywood's set at the plate.

He could have had that ball. He tanked it on purpose.

He got the first two hitters, then gave up a single and a double,

He slides! He is...

He swings and drives one to right field.

He was an all star at Boston, wasn't he?

He was one of the best in baseball before he had problems with his knees.

He was right on top of the plate.

He's 0 for 12 against the Duke, lifetime.

He's always a little tough on the rookies.

He's calling his shot.

He's come this far, let's see if he can finish it.

He's going.

He's got a little more experience,

He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

He's managed the Toledo Mud Hens of the International League

He's not fooled.

He's out!

He's safe!

HeIIo again, everybody.

Hell of a dancer. You must be very, very proud.

Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out,

Hello again, all you Wahoo maniacs. This is Harry Doyle welcoming you

Hello again, everybody.

Hello. Cuyahoga Sheet Metal.

Hello. Do you know us? We're a major league baseball team.

Here comes the 1 1 pitch.

Here comes the throw.

Here in Cleveland?

Here is a swing, and a drive toward left field, and deep. Oh, boy.

Here's a bouncer to third, easy play for Dorn.

Here's a list of the players we'll be inviting to camp.

Here's the pitch to Cerrano.

Here's the pitch. Swings and misses.

Here's the throw.

Here's to baseball,

Here's to one more good year in the sun.

Here's to the thrill of defeat, Charlie.

Hey,

Hey, big guy. You a golfer?

Hey, congratulations, Rick.

Hey, forget about Dorn.

Hey, forget about Dorn. We got other things to do.

Hey, give Rudiya credit for sacrificing his body on that racket.

Hey, great stop by Dorn! Throws in time, and he got him.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, in case you haven't noticed,

Hey, is that a detective story? Yeah?

Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people

Hey, Jake, man, why don't you just go over there and see her?

Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up?

Hey, Lou.

Hey, Mort, what is Comtec at?

Hey, Ricky, I'll trade you Song of Hiawatha for The DeersIayer.

Hey, that weave is looking good, huh?

Hey, this is good. This is real good.

Hey, we got a big problem.

Hey, wouldn't you rather be with someone who's in demand?

Hey, you know, you might think about

Hey! Here's a hot shot toward the hole.

Hey! No hot water in here.

Hey.

Hey. Makes a basket catch, Willie Mays style.

Hi, Jake.

Hi, Lou.

Hi, Rexman.

Hi.

Hi. Jake Taylor.

Hold it. Hold it.

How about a series of fines for good play?

How am I supposed to keep my players healthy

How can you say stuff like that?

How come nobody else picked up on him?

How do you cut your hair, rook? Vegematic?

How good are you?

How much?

How was I?

How would you like to manage the Indians this year?

How you doing?

How'd you know that? I didn't even have this dress when...

How's it holding, Eddie? You look a little tired.

How's your wife and my kids?

Hustle! Let's go!

I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats.

I bought 100 of these, one for every base I'm gonna steal.

I can no hit curve ball.

I can take it if you can.

I can't afford to believe you anymore.

I can't believe it!

I could put you on to a great investment guy.

I couldn't cut it in the Mexican League.

I did, but I wasn't smart enough to hold on to her.

I didn't know they still had a team.

I didn't think we'd win 15 games all year.

I don't feel are necessary. So, what do you think about that?

I don't have to accept anything.

I don't know what Dorn's wife is up to, but I think it best

I don't know what happened to you,

I don't know.

I don't know. He's not wearing a name tag.

I don't recognize this guy.

I don't remember a Hayes on the list.

I don't think I ever got your name.

I don't think I'd be very good company right now.

I don't think it's that important.

I don't wanna go in there.

I figure it's gonna take 32 more victories to win this thing.

I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

I got enough left for one more hitter.

I got it right here in my contract. Says I don't have to do any calisthenics

I hate this fucking song.

I have a much better body than she does!

I have something I think you all ought to know about.

I haven't seen you in three years. You never even wrote me a letter.

I just rub a little jalapeño inside my nose, get it running.

I just wanted to see you play.

I just wanted to tell you that I'm starting Harris

I just wipe my nose.

I know he hasn't done very well against this guy,

I know it may not seem the same without Donald here,

I know it.

I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer.

I look like a banker in this.

I make the league minimum.

I mean, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all,

I mean, maybe she'll let you slide on a couple of these.

I mean, maybe she'll let you slide on a couple of these.

I mean, she would have been, if I hadn't messed it up.

I mean, we're not all savages like Cerrano over there.

I need a catcher, Jake,

I never heard of half of these guys,

I never heard of most of 'em.

I offer him cigar and rum.

I plan to put on a hitting display.

I remember you from the restaurant.

I saw your record on the news. You made their Hall of Shame.

I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.

I spotted you in the stands.

I stopped being an athlete three years ago, Jake.

I think he'll fit right in with our team concept.

I think someone's been having some fun with you.

I think we're a contender, right now.

I thought you didn't have any high priced talent.

I took you there when you got your master's degree, remember?

I tried calling you at home, but you're not listed.

I want to put together a team that'll help us relocate to Miami.

I was just wondering if I might have a quick word with Roger?

I was thinking of Lou Brown.

I was wondering why you'd give an old friend

I was wondering why you'd give an old friend

I wonder if there are any pilots.

I wouldn't be surprised if they red tagged me already.

I wouldn't leave that rum sitting around out here with this group.

I'll bet what's his name at the restaurant read it.

I'll let you know if I land a job. I know you're very concerned.

I'll talk to you later.

I'll try that.

I'm back. I'm gonna be around.

I'm deeply moved. Every time you play one off your hips,

I'm getting frostbite here.

I'm glad you called me in.

I'm gonna catch on somewhere else,

I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your fucking throat.

I'm gonna get that bitch on the phone.

I'm gonna light your ass up, meat.

I'm gonna stick it up your fucking ass!

I'm just a guy trying to put his life back together.

I'm moving in with Tom.

I'm not about to lose my sight.

I'm not about to take his shit.

I'm not leaving till you give me your number.

I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses,

I'm not really with them anymore.

I'm serious about this, Charlie.

I'm still unclear about a couple of things.

I'm throwing every piece of junk I can think of at 'em, skipper.

I've come back to you so many times, Jake.

I've got to get home.

I've heard baseball players make very good salaries these days.

If it hit you, it'd leave a two foot hole coming out.

If the attendance falls below 800,000 for the year.

If we can force a losing streak, we can still turn this thing around.

If we just went out and shot ourselves.

If we play bad enough, we should be able to come in under that.

If you don't blow it.

If you get dressed out early and out to the bullpen

If you no help me now,

If you want to be an interior decorator now,

In a little jam here.

In Chicago today.

In his major league debut.

In preparation for their one game pIay off

Including nose hair.

Instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Interesting.

Iooking forward to their finaI showdown

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum.

Is very bad.

It doesn't look too good.

It is gone off the reservation.

It is out of here, and there's nothing left but a vapor trail.

It is out of here, and there's nothing left but a vapor trail.

It seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn't think too highly of our worth.

It was a guy to serve you with a paternity suit.

It was out of here.

It was out of my reach. What do you want me to do, dive for it?

It's better than that rug of yours.

It's hardly a whim.

It's only temporary.

It's up to Taylor now,

Jackson gets his sign, and comes set.

Jackson wants a new sign. Now he's got what he likes.

Jake is a professional baseball player.

Jake Taylor here.

Jake, Arthur and Claire Holloway.

Jake, I'm sorry.

Jake, this isn't my place.

Jake, what brings you here this evening?

Jake, you shouldn't have come here.

Jake, you shouldn't have come here.

Jake.

Jake.

Jeez!

Jesus Christ, Cerrano.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus. This guy hits a ton.

Job problem.

Johnny, maybe we ought to do one of those waves.

Jumps, and makes a great catch!

Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.

Just a reminder, fans, about Die Hard Night

Just get it over the plate. I want him to swing.

Just want to lead a regular life, you know. Like an adult, maybe?

Keep bats warm.

Knock it off, Charlie.

Knocking attendance down to the point

Last time I did that, the guy hit one that hasn't landed yet.

Last year's American League home run champ at the plate.

Lead us all into victory in the name of Jesus...

Let me think it over, will you, Charlie?

Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you.

Let's hear you, Cleveland!

Let's see what the kid feels about the old number one.

Let's take his ass out.

Like packing for Cleveland.

Like what?

Listen to them get behind Vaughn.

Listen, Rog, I had to talk to you about something,

Lnternational Business Machines down one haIf to 96 and three eighths.

Look at this fucking guy.

Look out! Down goes Taylor!

Look what it's done for us.

Look, I good to you. I stick up for you.

Look, I took one of those in the eye last year.

Look, man, a guy gets to second, first sign indicator.

Looked like a strike, anyway.

Lou, I want a word with you here.

Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady,

Low, and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded

Lynn turned you on to that?

Lynn, I don't think he's gonna buy the phone bit now.

Lynn.

Lynn.

Lynn's told me a lot about you.

Maybe a $30,000 bonus for the guy voted least valuable player.

Maybe the Jetway isn't working.

Maybe the problem is

Maybe we ought to try something different this time.

Maybe you just have to accept the fact they're not as bad as you hoped.

Me and the guys, we're gonna go to a club later on tonight.

Me? I'm for wasting sportswriters' time.

Meanwhile, the Yanks have announced

Miami's offered to build us a new stadium:

Miss Westland, there's a telephone call for you at the desk.

Mobility's good? No problem getting off the throw to second?

Moby Dick? What you reading that for?

Most of these guys never had a prime.

Mrs. Phelps, you just can't up and move a team on a whim.

Mrs. Roger Dorn.

Must be Cerrano.

My ass.

My life is different from when you knew me, Jake.

Nah, I'm not into Song of Hiawatha.

Nah, nobody here by that name.

Nah. You pitched a hell of a game there.

Named Lynn Westland, would you?

Never heard of it. Well, how'd you end up playing there?

Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fucking do it again.

Nice place.

Nice throw, dickhead.

No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool.

No problemo.

No way. No way. Too high. Too high.

No, that's not your plane. Yours is this one rolling in.

No.

No. We've been losing.

Nobody recognizes us,

Nobody. It was Queequoc's... Queequeg's coffin.

None of this would be necessary.

Not "too high," "too hard," right?

Not even in our own hometown.

Not everything.

Not going uptown.

Not if you do it colorfully.

Now batting, number 13, Pedro Cerrano.

Now batting, number doubIe zero, center fieIder WiIIie Mays Hayes.

Now batting, number seven, catcher Jake TayIor.

Now batting, number six, first baseman, Clue Haywood.

Now there's no hot water in the shower.

Now, a lot of pitchers started off wild,

Now, no other franchise in baseball can match that deal.

Now, shit. All these pitches to choose from.

Now, you listen to me. This is my last shot at a winner.

Number 27, right fieIder Mike Rexman.

Number seven, catcher Jake TayIor.

Obviously, it's time for some changes.

October 3rd.

Oh, and don't you guys go anywhere.

Oh, boy, this old body could use a soak.

Oh, boy.

Oh, come on, man, for Christ's sake. I'm just trying to loosen things up.

Oh, come on. Cut the rah rah shit, Taylor.

Oh, God, Jake.

Oh, God, Jake.

Oh, God, Lynn, that's crazy. I had plans for us.

Oh, God, you know, Jake, it's just like always.

Oh, hi, Charlie. Come in, have a seat.

Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this.

Oh, just a hunch.

Oh, let me walk you out.

Oh, Lordy! Three straight heaters, and the Yankees are blown down.

Oh, Mr. Taylor, right?

Oh, my God! The Indians win it!

Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, okay, thank you.

Oh, really? Like what?

Oh, really? Well...

Oh, shit!

Oh, sure, now you come around.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, we'll need a few minutes more, please.

Oh, well, okay. Let's...

Oh, what a bunch of bullshit!

Oh, yeah. Real fucking funny, asshole!

Okay, Eddie, that's enough fastballs. Throw him some breaking balls.

Okay, Harris. Let's not start a holy war here.

Okay, Ricky, there's two outs, so forget about the runners.

Okay, Ricky.

Okay, the conference on the mound is over,

Okay, what shall we call now?

Okay, you're my man. Go get him, kid.

Okay. Shit, can we try this again?

On 12 straight pitches.

On a sharp single to left by Dorn.

On the strength of a 4 2 win over the White Sox

On to first in time, and Taylor is hobbling a little

One down in the ninth. Jackson delivers, Tomlinson swings

One down, bottom of the seventh.

One of the best special collection departments in the country.

One out away from his first major league victory.

Oops!

Or deface this property, for a collection of stiffs.

Or given your outright release.

Or the young firebaIIer, "WiId Thing" Ricky Vaughn.

Over 162 games, even tough guys get sprains,

Paragraph 40, line 17.

People still don't recognize us, but...

Picked him up as a free agent three years ago.

Play like Mays, but I run like Hayes.

Plus, my agent and I got a couple of plans for life after baseball.

Plus, this team is showing signs of improvement.

Post game show is brought to you by...

Puking in the locker room before the game.

Qué pasa there, Pedro?

Quick move to first. He got him!

Rachel Phelps will never allow that to happen.

Read these letters for me.

Really knocked the crap out of that one.

Really?

Really? In what event?

Really. Come on in for a drink.

Relax, kid. We got 162 of these games to go.

Remember the surprise party I threw for you on your birthday?

Revenue problems have forced us to cut back on equipment.

Rick, I'm not gonna beat around the bush here.

Rick, we heard about your pitching out of Portland last year.

Ricky Vaughn, the kid they call "Wild Thing,"

Rog, it could have meant the game.

Roughed up in his onIy other appearance against the Yankees,

Rudiya knocks it down, fires to first. Late! Hayes beat it!

Safe!

Safe!

Safe!

Safe! Safe!

Save all that energy for the field.

Say, hey! How you doing? Willie Mays Hayes here.

Say, hey. Willie Mays Hayes here.

Second base!

Seven games out of first.

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it

She bet me 50 bucks she had a better body than you,

She put this team together

She'll replace you with somebody who will.

She's right.

Shit burger?

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! I've been cut already?

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shut up, Dorn.

Sí, sí, Pedro.

Six to one to the Rangers.

Slow curve. Here's a swing, and a bouncing ball.

So bust him in, and don't get up with anything.

So cut the crybaby shit.

So long. You're a great kid.

So, a surprise move by Brown here, bringing in the Wild Thing,

So, Hayes becomes the first Indian in 15 years

So, I am not about to risk major injury,

So, I want the absolute truth here. Are you 100%?

So, I'd like to hang around

So, if you're looking for some big league clout,

So, the sons of Geronimo, still suffering from propeller lag,

So, the tribe drops its third straight on this trip.

So, Vaughn in a little trouble here.

So, Vaughn is off to a rocky start,

So, what are we gonna have?

So, you got a name, or are you gonna settle for "veg head"?

Some day we'll figure out how to beat those guys.

Some of these guys are furniture movers?

Somebody who can lead this team on the field.

Something will come up.

Sometimes I wonder if we ever did.

Son of a bitch!

Sorry, Rick, those are the house rules.

Sorry.

Spring training begins in two weeks.

Spring training starts on the 1 st.

Springer is picked off.

Springer leads away from first.

Standing in the way, their long time nemesis,

Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together.

Still nothing nothing. Top of the seventh, with two out.

Stole a car.

Straight ball, I hit it very much.

Strike this motherfucker out!

Strike two, and Cerrano wasn't even close to that one.

Strike!

Suzanne Dorn?

Suzanne. Suzanne Dorn.

Swimming.

Swing and a miss.

Swung on and popped up.

Take a seat, and we'll see if we can get this guy out for you.

Take Ryan there.

Taking Jesus Christ as your savior,

Taylor and Brown on their way to the mound,

Taylor to the plate.

Taylor waits at the plate.

Taylor with a sign, Vaughn into his motion, and the pitch.

Taylor, they ain't released you yet?

Taylor, what are you doing back up here?

Taylor's pointing again!

Thank you, HaI. WeII, as you can see,

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That guy she was with,

That guy's got a family to think about.

That ought to shut these people up.

That Reichart hit in the ninth.

That they wiII start 20 game winner Steve Jackson,

That was a hoax. The girl was looking for some publicity.

That's all we got, one goddamn hit?