Girls5eva - Season 2 Edit

A bathroom "Out of Order" sign is as respected in this country

A contract with a clause called "Acceptable Pubic Hairstyle."

A couple weeks left in the studio,

A Disney adult, Dawn.

A foot that has gotten me where I am today,

A foot that suffered so the other could shine.

A juicy solo thank you, Dawn.

A keen observer.

A little advice:

A mama knows a baby's surprise face.

A Megan Rapinoe torso.

A PA will get you to set, okay?

A pun on nothing and spelled the normal way.

A really fun thing where they each try out for every song,

A single slab dining table back into a tree.

A Slinky under your butt.

A whole other thing coming through.

A woman's symptoms when diagnostic tests

About a cow pig that can see the future.

About buying the karate uniform?

About her dream she shed.

About how we're feeling, and it goes...

About just how basic that is.

About singing and playing instruments.

About your grandmother.

About your knee 'sploding.

According to the Oxford English Dictionary,

Actually about my grandmother.

Actually, fam,

Actually, we're in the dream making business.

Adding Scott in case there's anything else to hash out."

Adele wrote a song about wine.

After crashing the stage at Jingle Ball last month,

After he wraps a reality show about finding his soulmate.

After you take this vow.

Ah, as a celebrity realtor, people really expect...

Ah, who was it that saw a baby cow

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Alanis Morissette, Britney Spears.

Album Mode.

Album Mode. [upbeat music]

Alcohol, and our new scented hammers.

All I had to do was nugget a chicken.

All my threads came out.

All of my crabs are dead due to a critical humidifier error,

All right, I'm gonna take a leap here

All right, if you're sticking with the story,

All right, love you, buddy. Bye!

All safe and happy,

All the greats are in here. Mm.

All the time. I mean, I've done everything.

All the way back to when she was in commercials.

All while hearing Girls5eva's new single

All you ever do is go for empty celebrity status grabs.

All yours. You'll be amazing.

All: "Pranked By A Girl." It was hilarious.

All: [harmonizing] * Got that big pussy energy *

All: [harmonizing] * Only sad that lady's dying *

All: [scream and laugh]

All: * 'Cause Cow Town is a wow town with a... *

All: * 'Cause Cowtown is a wow town *

All: * Again and again, together we stay *

All: * And it's got eight legs, four smiles, and a cane *

All: * And it's got eight legs, four smiles, and a cane *

All: * At the beep *

All: * B.P.E. *

All: * B.P.E. *

All: * B.P.E. *

All: * B.P.E. * * Kick down the doors *

All: * Big pussy energy *

All: * Big pussy energy! *

All: * BPE * Oh!

All: * Courageous, don't care what our age is *

All: * Courageous, don't care what our age is *

All: * Craft breweries causing a major rebirth *

All: * Every time we learn the rules you change the game *

All: * Every time we learn the rules, you change the game *

All: * Gonna be famous 3gether *

All: * Gonna be famous 3gether *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Got that Big Pussy Energy *

All: * Guess it's real *

All: * Guess it's real *

All: * Hard to tell *

All: * He gets an Xbox and hears it's for both *

All: * I'm thinking about myself *

All: * I'm thinking about myself *

All: * Into your Fort Worth *

All: * It's because I'm thinking about me *

All: * It's hot to go slow and steady, girl *

All: * It's time to tap... *

All: * Leave a message if you love me *

All: * Leave a message if you love me *

All: * Leave a message if you love me *

All: * Leave a message if you love me *

All: * Mostly thinking about me *

All: * My first question is, what were their symptoms? *

All: * No matter where we end up going *

All: * Of course I'll wait till you're ready, girl *

All: * Only sad that lady's dying *

All: * Oops, oh, no, Jesus' birthday's on Christmas *

All: * Should have been me *

All: * So much cocaine *

All: * So we don't break *

All: * Square feet, I'm going for miles *

All: * Storm the stage, momentum *

All: * Storm the stage, momentum *

All: * Strong ladies with boundaries *

All: * Tap into your Fort Worth *

All: * The one thing we know is we won't go alone *

All: * To say *

All: * Unstoppable, this unst, unst *

All: * Wanna hear your voice, but you don't answer anymore *

All: * We got momentum, we got, we got *

All: * We got momentum, we got, we got *

All: * We got, we got * * Yeah, yeah! *

All: * We got, we got *

All: * We got, we got *

All: * We got, we got * * Yeah, yeah! *

All: * We got, we got momentum *

All: * We got, we got, we got momentum *

All: * We got, we got, we got, we got, we got *

All: * We're climbing higher *

All: * Whoa, oh, oh *

All: * Why don't we bend *

All: * Why don't we bend so we don't break? *

All: * Yeah, we're on fire * * Momentum! *

All: * Yeah, yeah, yeah, B.P.E. *

All: * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

All: * Your eyes tell me a story *

All: Hey! And they are hot, hot, hot.

All: Hi! [cheers]

All: It's album drop day!

All: Oh!

All: Open it! Open it! Happy birthday, Ashley!

Allow me. [laughs]

Also Can I get paper?

Also mine.

Also, a reminder to amp up socials

Also, screen time interrupts sleep cycles.

Always smooth, always glue!

Am I sexist?

Amanda. [laughs]

An accident at 40 is usually mixing up your Chastains

An off season groundskeeper.

And and all I know is what you know.

And 3/4 of all of our Doug.

And a bad foot.

And accompanying veil have been recalled for suffocation risk!

And all deaths in Vegas are suspicious.

And all the letters A through J.

And always looks pissed standing behind Adele.

And anyone who says otherwise is jealous and senile

And are hoping to become two hit wonders.

And as my friends,

And Ashley joined her eighth girl group, Lip City,

And blow minds.

And bury Kev.

And can I just say, I'm rooting for Girls5eva

And Catholic shame for being born naked.

And check in on our baby.

And count fish heads to make sure

And do the move that J. Swerve taught you.

And do you also raise...money?

And ends when I'm at the Met Gala in a catheter

And everybody's doing their own thing.

And Florence and the Machine, and Ed Sheeran.

And for falling for a village normling.

And for singer Lesley Wiggens...

And general abundance?

And give up our power to make our own decisions.

And given the amount of direct quotes,

And God still hasn't punished me.

And have you been near a Chilean spider?

And he gets to be all...

And he never once tried to get on "Ellen."

And he said, "Of course I'm 'name redacted.'

And he said, "Sure, come by."

And he wants to do this his whole life?

And her baby grew up to be a Disney adult.

And her name...

And I am all good.

And I can get through a podcast. Ah!

And I can't stop thinking about him

And I do need something to balance my hand out.

And I don't even know what sport they do.

And I don't get backsies?

And I get to keep this gravy train going

And I have brain fog.

And I have to remind you, I don't care.

And I have too much saliva and brain fog.

And I invented Album Mode.

And I just feel like it would [cries]

And I just keep hoping she's gonna pick it up.

And I just started an online forum called WickieFoot

And I keep asking myself,

And I kinda do want that 'cause it is hard out there.

And I know I need to do that for the good of Girls5eva,

And I know that because my dad credits it

And I know the wound is still fresh, but...

And I know you said it isn't great out there,

And I left school when we were doing maps.

And I mix it up.

And I saw him, and I said, "Are you 'name redacted'?"

And I still yank it to my ex.

And I talk a lot, and then I shank it.

And I think you and I could maybe work

And I wanna buy her a horse.

And I was like, "What if we sprinkle in some sugar,

And I was like, why am I even here?

And I'd be mad if you didn't go

And I'll take all your lukewarm, unpeeled, hard boiled eggs.

And I'm almost done with a killer marketing deck

And I'm asking as your doctor

And I'm like, "Okay, dentist."

And I'm not a boob guy, so it's a double whammy for me.

And I'm so happy you started writing

And I'm sorry.

And I'm super stoked to be here when my baby girl opens up

And I'm willing to fight you for it.

And I've really been slow playing this one

And I've watched enough true crime to know

And if you think your mother and I didn't notice

And it doesn't even matter which way you stir.

And it ends in a question mark,

And it just really fucking sucks

And it was a dark one.

And it's been really energizing for them.

And it's not because I'm seeking comfort

And it's really hard and I hate it

And lit a fire under me to find a cure.

And looking for an opener.

And my bald spot

And my brother's on a casino bus.

And my husband is a painter.

And my NuvaRing was right there, so...

And my parents and my God.

And my parents can't watch her because they're

And my penis was a little bit out.

And my sitter sold a pilot,

And no one's hair is that shiny

And not getting enough fucking meat pies.

And now I'm all scared!

And now that the house has more room in it...

And now you are once again unmarried.

And one little LEGO man hat in the intestinal tract.

And one time after, I thought a mugging was a pranking

And only the feet detached.

And pack 47 underwears of your choice.

And paparazzi always hang out by recording studios.

And people go nuts debating about it.

And see if any of it's right.

And seeking comfort, so I got back together

And she overexerted herself,

And she slips up, and then I'm devastated.

And she's like, "That's not how this works."

And some folks are passing around an oversized,

And some raccoon poison.

And sometimes soloist.

And sound off if you're ready.

And take 'em to brunch. I'll be back.

And that was before "Punk'd."

And that's how you create an earworm.

And the Amanda side of me will clean it up later.

And the big man said, "You made a promise, Chris.

And the funniest part is that you kept pranking only me.

And the new Vivitar VCR, but I left with a lifetime

And the nightmare starts.

And the Property Brothers will make the call.

And the sads and the misshapen and the ruined.

And the swagger to walk this back to the office.

And the wolf is here.

And their voices are identical.

And then I get weird,

And then I took a Percocet. Ooh.

And then I was like, "Okay!" [laughter]

And then I was like, "Who?"

And then I'll show you all off to the big bosses.

And then IRL, you do you. I do me.

And then it just shot into my brain.

And then just ski around for a whole movie.

And then Kev and I can offish file the paperwork.

And then nobody gives us a third chance

And then one night at the Olive Garden with the good parking,

And then they sort of, like, tie it up at your forehead.

And then we can start on the Cameos.

And then you opened the doors and there was my mom?

And there was nothing novel about her anymore.

And they already know how to point at things.

And they both throw up peace signs,

And they kicked me and threw me in a dumpster.

And they're so happy. They have the perfect marriage.

And thinks we should do the roof thing

And this adversity will make an excellent act break

And this song uses all of them.

And today, you're strutting around with a new soda.

And touring the greatest parts of the former Soviet Union.

And two Amy's frozen burritos.

And waiting is kinda my brand.

And we did.

And we don't even have those anymore, so...

And we met on Christian Kringle.

And we need to do something big to get noticed.

And we'll see who's the best fit?

And we're in the middle of Toronto Week.

And what's that all about, right?

And who's Bootsy Tings?

And whoever knows their kid's deal writes back?

And Wickie, I know she's gonna see this

And will America be as kind to a female Ted Lasso

And yeah, I missed some school,

And yet why don't I ever worry about bothering a woman?

And yet, yeah, I thought,

And you add a thing where you say I'm tall.

And you are still obsessed

And you hide it under a bushel? That is a sin.

And you wrote all of the songs on it,

And you wrote for me to meet you here.

And you'd have known that if you'd have made him

And you're actually singing on this album.

And your compensation patterns could lead to damage

And your Dallas Howards, not a surprise baby.

And your mix was kinda catchy.

And, Gloria, we'll give you Hey.

And, I don't know, maybe it'll pick me

And, listen, honey,

And, uh, and and first and foremost

And, well, that sounds French.

And, you know, they did purity rings.

Announcer: B B B Bagged and tagged!

Announcer: B B B Bagged and tagged.

Announcer: P P P P P BAG!

Any y'all, is this y'all's song?

Anyhoo, good luck out there tonight.

Anyone to know that we exist.

Anyone wearing one should take it off now.

Anyway, they seem cool.

Anyway, we're routing a world tour for Collab

Apology accepted. Oh.

Are engaged!

Are just trying to protect me

Are very hot.

Are you a virgin? Yes.

Are you insane?

Are you looking for snacks or diarrhea stuff?

Are you okay?

Are you saying I shouldn't go?

Are you still into that, or... No, no, no.

Are you stressed about something?

As "medically gross."

As "Picnic Freak."

As a country act.

As a low cal butter substitute.

As a person on every level.

As always, I'm doing too much.

As I was sucking off the meat and sauce, I heard it.

As mad as I am?

As Mariah or Eliza Dushku before baby.

As me holding the group back.

As the flag or James Earl Jones.

As we approach drop day.

As you can probably guess by my vibe,

As you know, since wikiFeet came to be,

As your friend,

Ashley fell off an infinity pool drunk.

Ashley's ready, Glo, ready.

Asshole! Not my cabinet!

At a corporate retreat in Oahu,

At least I'm in something real.

At least you and Matt Damon are still here.

At my brother's restaurant.

At our Live to VHS Christmas Special.

At P.S. I Love You Middle School.

At Terminal 5,

At the "Dirty Fox Casino and Clothing Optional Waterpark."

Auditions canceled due to girl power and whatnot.

Available exclusively at Kohl's.

Aww, fun.

B.P.E., y'all. Here we go.

Back then, all he wanted was a job and a girlfriend

Bald guy if he is a European soccer coach.

Barely any of those experiences even implanted

Bayer, right?

Be her best friend, not her parent.

Be really hard to go back.

Be the country kid with a lisp because "inclusion" or whatever.

Because Album Mode all in, etcetera.

Because Co Z Boi reminds me of a guy I once dated.

Because how can you have any doubts about your relationship

Because I already have someone who wants to look out for me,

Because I am my grandmother's daughter!

Because I can't do anything

Because I got the apartment, I'm committing.

Because I still can't feel a thing.

Because I was busy.

Because in this business, you have to be, right?

Because it is hard for me to be the one

Because it's built to your heel to crotch ratio.

Because it's only fun when there is one.

Because my dress is too complicated.

Because of what you made us do?

Because one of us needs urgent medical treatment

Because Sandra Bullock's

Because she took one solo in the album?

Because that song is never gonna see the light of day.

Because the officer had vomited all over the scene.

Because they weren't significant to me!

Because they're hot

Because we ask.

Because we knew she wouldn't stop.

Because we need the album done in six weeks.

Because we were putting up shelves or whatever,

Because we're all working together again.

Because we're probably gonna be in a Hyatt.

Because we're strangers, miss.

Because what if the dad gets mad if I spam his inbox?

Because you could be in the house and not ready.

Because you spent what should've been

Because you're only comfortable being in Girls5eva

Because you're taking control of your life.

Because, you know, she told them I'm dead.

Before I agree, do you now or have you ever had ties

Before I threw your hats in the ring.

Before Summer finds the two,

Before the program releases you,

Before we marry ourselves to anything.

Before we tell anybody?

Behind her back to steal a solo

Being a Christian victim of adultery?

Being sued by Marvin Gaye's nephews

Below the waist?

Big baby's businesses. Big baby's business.

Big for me, big for the Pro Bros.

Big news. Me and name added in post

Big news. We're moving in together!

Black licorice heart attacks.

Blasted on your mother's stomach.

Blessed with voices, voices that can...

Boats.

Bobby Flay launched a line of eyebrow pencils

Bone broth and...gratitude.

Both: "Undoing" Collection? It is.

Both: * "Looks like talent took the day off" *

Both: * 20 years later, we can still hear him say *

Both: * Drove us by his high school *

Both: * Girls5eva * Oh, my God! [laughs]

Both: * He died of STDs *

Both: * I can't wait *

Both: * I can't wait *

Both: * Jesus waited *

Both: * Our tour was only through countries *

Both: * Promised we'd be famous soon *

Both: * Saw the Spice Girls, said *

Both: * Sketchy financials *

Both: * So damn hard * * To get at *

Both: * So let's make a date to... *

Both: * Sometimes to be sure *

Both: * To wait makes us stronger *

Both: * Wait *

Both: * Yeah, yeah, yeah *

Both: Link in bio, y'all.

Both: Muah!

Both: We do believe!

Both: Whoo! [laughs]

Both: Yes! And I did what had to be done.

Botox, filler, cheek sculpting, chin shaving

Brains on the highway.

Brinehurst Community College.

Broyce, Brace, Brice, Breece, and Braxter!

Bull's eye right out of the gate.

But acting is easy.

But actually, our algos, data, and 'puters came back

But Ashley is gone.

But by the time I found out, it was ingrained.

But can we just tell a stranger

But cannot say.

But Dawn has some caps that say Mets and so forth.

But due to, you know, supply chain issues,

But even I know that song was

But every fiber of my being is pushing back.

But guess not.

But he basically comes with the room.

But he could only draw Al Pacino, so...

But he seemed hungry, so I gave him biscuits and a plicky egg.

But her backup is SUNY Steez Castle, so...

But I assure you the blurry photo you saw

But I can't.

But I finally watched "Mr. Robot."

But I get the house, the cars, the Peloton, and Stevia,

But I have to learn that for myself.

But I need my phone because I'm on call

But I often wonder, is it the very act of being in a group

But I still feel this insatiable need to win.

But I think we can make it work as long as we

But I was one of your mistakes.

But I'd love to add Scott to the karate emails.

But I'm gonna channel my inner Wickie Roy.

But I'm sure that'll come to us eventually.

But I'm sure you got a dope ute, SniperMomOmaha.

But if I need to know how to make a big W,

But in a wildly different genre than mine

But in real life [ring light clatters]

But it also gives me a reason

But it'll be okay.

But know that it would've been magnificent.

But let's circle back to Mel's exciting news.

But let's talk about you.

But life isn't a wish machine.

But one day I was desperate for a hair tie,

But only if you promise to be honest with Caroline.

But point taken.

But promise me you'll make the call if its ever too much.

But seriously, who wants to take that bet?

But she never talks to me, so I'm V avail.

But she's too sick to leave her room.

But sometimes the big man shanks it.

But sometimes you can be a little bit of a turd.

But sometimes you just don't say what you're after,

But switching lunch lords mid year

But that will disintegrate over time.

But that's our world now.

But the coke was making me hot.

But the other foot, while fully functional,

But then slightly down because we are not goons.

But then we thought,

But then we went inside and had...

But they only push the horse

But this bible quote they just posted is geotagged

But this is horse hair.

But this is the big D. We're late now.

But this shweet house is gonna have to pick one of us,

But this whole situation smells.

But we also need to clean up any "soche meed" snail trails.

But we can't afford the rights and we can't risk a lawsuit.

But we watched the new "Business Throne."

But we're not gonna force you

But what do you do when you find one body

But what I can say

But what if instead, we just teach America

But what if that's the chorus?

But where's Max? Is he with Gloria?

But which one was cuter?

But will you just go to a good place next time?

But with no straps,

But with women, oh, I care.

But you did kind of do a "Backdoor Dawn."

But you don't cut and run when you have

But you forgot one thing, Scalabrini:

But you said that you knew that she was the one

But you should know I have never lost at singing

But you'd be in a lot of pain.

But you'd have to click through 147 small print Biden factoids

But you're a star,

But you're not Beyoncé, and you should be "yoncé."

But you're the baby here.

But...

Buyer's remorse? What? No!

By a cool movie that they quote incessantly.

By his own hand!

By leaning against the hot pipe in my apartment.

By listening to a white lady who went to India once.

By rearranging books by color?

By rebranding myself as a brokenhearted

By seven body rolls.

By Sir Tobias Keith. [cheers and applause]

Bye.

Call sheets. Call sheets. Thank you.

Call us Coxsackie.

Came from that movie.

Can definitely come up.

Can I chaperone the dance with you?

Can I live in the basement?

Can I make you dinner?

Can I run in heels? And what about thrusting?

Can I talk to you?

Can Max do karate on Wednesdays?

Can we just get a little B roll of me and the wallpaper

Can we maybe start over?

Can we try again?

Can you be happy for me for once?

Can you believe this bitch is back in the bank?

Can you do it in harsh whispers

Can you give us a sec?

Can't speak hide nor hare about the "Med" part.

Cara made a new thread and left you off.

Caroline and I are back in biz.

Caroline?

Celebrity brand expansion is no joke,

Charity concerts, cooking dog food with Rachael Ray

Cheers your drinks as the camera dollies by!

Christian bachelor dude.

Classifies as a prank, but I deserved that.

Clear the way!

Collab: * One month? That's cool *

Come in. Come on.

Come on, clomp, clomp.

Come on, guys, get with my slang.

Come on, guys. Morning, ladies.

Come on!

Come on! No.

Come on. Give it up for Collab!

Come on. Oh, God.

Come on. [champagne bottle pops]

Come on. Let's just get this over with.

Come out and say it like a normal person?

Come over here. What is this?

Come up on your blood work.

Coming!

Comparing my eggs to the kind

Congratulations to the Astros on their World Series victory!

Congratulations to the Mets

Cook the hook so it's like"...

Could I borrow your suit?

Could sneak in through your brain door.

Could you watch Stevia?

Crabs don't have traditional blood.

Cross pollination achieved.

Cupping. I've gone paperless.

Cut to they're bringing in more motorcycles for us.

Dad's waiting. Don't I get a toy?

Daddy,

Damn it!

Damn it.

Dang it! You ruined my mystique.

Dawn could only crowd surf on her side.

Dawn, don't worry.

Dawn, get over here!

Dawn, I loved sets as a kid.

Dawn, I need to tell you something about my face.

Dawn, write me something super mean.

Dawn, you heard Tate. We're so behind.

Death drop! [yelps]

Decluttering. Alkaline water. Manuka.

Delete any weird tweets, Facebookeries.

Detective Rollins found dead in his own car,

Diarrhea still white?

Did everyone leave already? Yeah, hi.

Did he take his dick out?

Did I just hit a girl?

Did that work? No.

Did you see the good news?

Didn't Usher also lose on "Star Search"?

Didn't we wear "Bill Clinton is innocent" shirts somewhere?

Disappointed me? No.

Disappointed!

Divorce announcement over with.

Do I have to live in here now?

Do it!

Do you have parents on your feet?

Do you like podcasts?

Do you promise God,

Do you remember that, honey? Yeah.

Do you think Ashton Kutcher apologized

Do you think the son who always goes rogue goes rogue?

Does my face look hotter after "Leave me alone, animals,"

Does tomorrow work for you guys to lay down vocals

Doesn't help that the dashcam footage leaked yesterday

Doesn't love space just 'cause he's only been twice?

Doing push ups to the audio of Reagan being shot.

Don't drink it!

Don't make me cry.

Don't send a fucking orchid!

Don't Sicilian spiral.

Don't use him, Wickie.

Don't worry about Max.

Don't worry, you're not missing anything.

Don't worry. How old are you?

Don't you think this purity stuff

Dressed as Pocahontas for Halloween.

Dressing like a billionaire, sleeping in a hovel.

Drink red wine out of a mug.

Drinking from an udder and said,

Drop the mic.

Drop the mic.

During an indoor meeting?

During this vulnerable time.

Eating 200 eggs out of a catering tray.

Eddie. [chuckles]

Eff it, I'm doing a graffito.

Eff it! Just put it in.

Eggs are easy to portion for two people, Sheawn.

Electric Bronco, lap pool, Chris Pratt's third wife.

End of list. Mm.

End of story. Prologue of story.

Enough!

Especially me. Especially her.

Ethereal melancholy for the vocals.

Even grandmothers. It's universal.

Even Paul lets George do his own thing sometimes.

Even though he owns zero planes and a mug that says,

Even though I'm a partner of a law firm

Ever since I saw "Wall Street" and I was like,

Every new thang casts a wide net.

Everybody accidentally borrows stuff.

Everybody else is cowards.

Everybody sit or stand, whatever you wanna do.

Everybody waits here.

Everybody's getting, though?

Everybody's got an opinion.

Everyone thinks I'm JFK Jr.

Everything is just a little too great.

Everything's digital now, but I wanted you

Evolved.

Exactly what Olivia Wilde woulda done.

Except once as a minor, so those records are sealed.

Excuse me.

Feel my phone. Ow.

Feeling so strong.

Finally we're in charge of the sesh.

First she came in, now she's texting?

First up,

Focus groups of normals said it made them wanna squat.

Focus up. Let's go.

For a rampant sexual addiction, no further questions.

For all the stuff that we did to you.

For all your bail related needs.

For all your support all these years.

For being our intrepid songwriter

For calling Hilary Duff a "tube steak" on Stern.

For each having been engaged to Carson Daly,

For every one of Scott's students,

For genius.

For his constant cheating,

For how to cut cake with a wineglass.

For me, dim sum is the shower.

For me, it's this.

For my practice. Ma'am, I can't help you.

For other people's crap.

For redheaded boys.

For stand up comedian Mario Cantone,

For telling that guy from "Alias"

For that "& Daughter" solo

For the "P BAG" release, so I hope he still lives here.

For the good of the show.

For the official opener slot.

For the record, my fern is bigger.

For this, girls, this is big for you,

For tonight, through citizen journalism,

For us!

For visible tampon string

For your Crocs? A what?

For, like, three months.

For...not marrying your parents?

Forget about my credit.

Forget murder [gasps]