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Never Been Kissed (1999)

Never Been Kissed (1999)

Never Been Kissed (1999) is a heartwarming romantic comedy film that explores the theme of second chances and the transformative power of love. Directed by Raja Gosnell, this delightful movie takes viewers on a nostalgic journey back to high school, where dreams and first experiences shape our lives.

The film stars Drew Barrymore in the lead role as Josie Geller, a talented journalist who gets the opportunity to go undercover as a student at South Glen South High School for a news story. Josie, however, is not your typical high school student. In fact, she is a brilliant writer who, due to a traumatic past experience, has never been kissed. As she navigates her way through the intimidating halls of high school again, the audience accompanies Josie on her emotional journey of self-discovery.

Barrymore's heartfelt portrayal of Josie Geller is both endearing and relatable, as she captures the essence of a young woman trying to find her place in the world. The film also features a stellar supporting cast, including David Arquette as Josie's brother Rob, who aids her in her undercover mission, and Michael Vartan as Sam Coulson, Josie's English teacher and love interest.

Never Been Kissed blends humor with heartfelt moments effortlessly, providing audiences with an enjoyable and meaningful story. The film beautifully captures the complexities of high school dynamics, as Josie forms unexpected friendships with her fellow students and grapples with her feelings of inadequacy. The enduring message of accepting oneself and the importance of embracing one's uniqueness resonates throughout the film, making it memorable and uplifting.

In addition to its compelling narrative, the film is accompanied by a remarkable soundtrack. The music perfectly complements the storyline, enhancing the emotions and creating an immersive viewing experience. The band Letters to Cleo, led by lead singer Kay Hanley, contributed several songs to the soundtrack, infusing the film with their distinctive alternative rock sound. Their catchy hit "Cruel to Be Kind" perfectly captures the essence of Josie's journey, as she transforms from an insecure writer to a courageous young woman.

Fans of Never Been Kissed can now relive the magic of the film by playing and downloading the sounds from the movie. Whether it's the heartfelt ballad "Please Baby" or the infectious energy of "I Wanna Be With You," the soundtrack is a treasure trove of nostalgic tunes that will transport listeners back to 1999.

In conclusion, Never Been Kissed is a charming romantic comedy that captures the essence of high school and the transformative power of love. Drew Barrymore shines in her role as Josie Geller, and the talented supporting cast brings the story to life. With its uplifting message, relatable characters, and captivating soundtrack, this film is a timeless classic that continues to resonate with audiences today. So, sit back, relax, and let the sounds of Never Been Kissed transport you to a world of second chances and teenage dreams.

A certain teacher was hurt on my path to self discovery,
A couple of months is like ten years in Bambi life.
A geek to the core, most of my childhood was spent
A little surprise for you.
A little surveillance.
A pompous American, I would go with E R.
A vintage classic. It's just for a couple of months.
About my policy on interoffice dating.
Absolutely!
Absolutely.
Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.
Actually, it's the plunging headfirst
Ah! who told you?
Ah. Get in the van. Go, go.
Aldys, I figured that since it's prom,
Aldys. That's an interesting name.
All I wanted was to be accepted.
All of you people, there is a big world out there.
All right, all right, look up, girl.
All right, guys.
All right, let's get this party started. Yeah.
All right, let's play ball, kids! Come on!
All right, that's it.
All right, you guys. Go, Rams!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Battery, transmitter. Plug it in.
All the desks are facing, like, evil, you know?
All they do is stand around and get drunk. It's lame.
All you need is the right person,
Aloha. welcome! Every customer gets a free lei.
Alpo, the dog park is that way.
Amazing. what?
And 3x1 is 3 of course
And 3x2 is 6
And 3x3 is 9
And a dedicated assistant.
And as is custom, the king and the queen
And be popular in just one day.
And Billy Prince is asking me to the prom.
And even money that that kid pokes himself with the sword.
And every other reporter in the area would cover your game?
And everything around you becomes hazy.
And figure out how many lifetimes
And for one moment you get this amazing gift.
And for Rosalind, her male costume
And getting me my copy by five.
And go to these all county meets.
And he agreed to meet with you.
And I could work around it?
And I don't wanna sound like the Godfather,
And I got him to look at your writing,
And I have been beating my brains out,
And I have never fully recovered.
And I have never really kissed a guy.
And I just wanna say that the burning sensation is totally normal.
And I know it's because of you.
And I really...
And I think...
And I would like to add one more thing...
And I'm Evening Gown Barbie.
And if you fail gym, you're never getting into college.
And if you knew how much I loved you
And it won't matter if you were the prom queen
And Mr. Rob...
And my dad one day bought me this
And now I'm here.
And now she wants me to move to New York.
And now, after my second, my regrets are down to one.
And perhaps a beginning to the next chapter of my life,
And she says Don't worry, Baby
And so I propose this,
And so scared that it'll go away, all at the same time.
And thank you.
And that high school hasn 't changed.
And that's the theme of As You Like It.
And the only thing in focus is you and this person.
And the princes are:
And the princesses are,
And the theme is... "the Millennium"!
And then escapes into the forest.
And then it hit me.
And then she dumped him for the drummer...
And then they return the clothes after they've worn them.
And there's something that I wanna tell you.
And there's still that one guy,
And they just tortured me. I can't go back to South Glen South.
And they spend the rest of their lives together.
And they're not dating. They're having sex.
And this year's prom queen.
And try not to be afraid of it.
And we can all share a limousine together.
And we were scooped.
And we'll be free to be you and me
And we'll live
And what exactly is your policy, Augustus?
And when they meet them, they know.
And you can't promenade alone, can you?
And you realize that that person is the only person
And you repay me by blowing everything
And you thought you couldn't learn Spanish,
And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry...
And you're all about order and control
And, although this article may serve as a step,
And, you know, I mean, I should do it.
Any interests?
Any questions?
Anyone?
Appears legitimate.
Are you crazy?
Are you having fun yet?
Are you in special ed?
Are you kidding, Josie? It's lame.
Are you Pam?
Are you ready to party?
Are you scared?
Are you sure you're 1 7?
As an ending to this article,
As You Like It... we can share.
As you've probably noticed, this certainly isn't English.
Attagirl.
B Bali. Uh, Billy Bali.
Baby, nothing could go wrong with you
Bali? The island nation of Bali.
Ball player.
Because it makes you feel more important!
Because suddenly I was allowed to be attracted to you?
Beeper, appears legitimate. Computer organizer. Recording device.
Better than I.
Bigger than high school,
Bigger than prom,
Billy Prince is asking me to the prom?
Billy Prince is asking you to the prom.
Billy?
Bleuch. It's like the All Humiliation Network.
Boom!
Both. See?
Boys. I know.
Brand new helmet, signed by Gordie Howe.
Brett, what happens when you go out on the football field in uniform?
Bribery, people jumping off buildings.
But "Hi, I'm Rob, and I run the Tiki Post"?
But a journalist gets in there, where the bombs are falling.
But I guess you'd actually know that if you passed bio.
But I just knew them as my soul mates,
But I made a pizza.
But I say
But I want the story in two weeks.
But I wasn't gonna go to college.
But I'm not a penguin.
But if you aren't, you and Gus are fired.
But it felt like it was real
But it turned out he invited me as a cruel joke,
But it would be hard to explain
But never, ever thought would happen?
But safe sex is really important.
But she looks in my eyes And makes me realize
But since the Trib did a piece on
But some pro scouts will be there.
But there's something different about asking in person.
But we could offer you a certain amount of protection,
But we will have a story, OK?
But you could start before next semester,
But you, you were only my friend after my brother Rob
But you're 23 years old.
By Guy?
Call me when you do.
Call me when you've got it.
Calm down! Sit!
Can get you to do things that you never thought possible.
Can I get into my locker?
Can I get my messages?
Can somebody take the Alpo girls outside and hose 'em off?
Can you do that?
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trash can. where do I sign up?
Class, today we have the pleasure of exploring
Close your cubicle. Bye bye, Dutton.
Coach Romano? Yeah?
Come on and have a seat.
Come on, beautiful. Let's go.
Come on, guys. Gordie Howe!
Come on, let's dance. I'm Tom Cruise.
Come on, move it. Back to work.
Come on, picture, come on. There. Oh...
Come on! A little more commitment, Geller!
Come on! Asses and elbows! The news doesn't sleep, you know!
Come on. I'm just making conversation.
Come with me, take my hand
Cool.
Copy by five!
Cos when we get the money and the power, the women come to me.
Cos when you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath
Cos you feel so lucky that you found it
Crossing the seas, looking for that special someone
Crossing the seas, to look for that someone
Damn, girl. You are a writer.
Damn! These are high school girls?
Dartmouth?
Definitely.
Did I just say that out loud?
Did I miss the crowning?
Did I tell you that Lisa has hemorrhoids?
Did it occur to you that the only time
Did you get the story?
Did you guys know that Josie's dad invented Ex Lax?
Did you see that?
Do I wanna be crunched?
Do what I'm doin'. You know, if you ain't movin', no movement.
Do you even know these kids?
Do you know the sports guy, Jim Lakin?
Do you own any colored underwear? Stripes or anything?
Do you really think she hooked up with Rob?
Do you remember what they called you in high school?
Do you think I should bleach my teeth?
Do you... Do you wanna...
Does anyone know what Shakespeare meant by that?
Doing extra homework I requested from the teacher.
Don 't worry, Baby
Don 't worry, Baby
Don 't you know it feels so bad sometimes,
Don't make me give you my memo on interoffice hugging.
Don't make me send you another memo
Don't slip, honey.
Don't tell me. You're Medieval Barbie?
Don't worry, Rob. I put premium gasoline in her.
Don't worry. I'm gonna straighten this all out.
Don't you know how much I just wanted to be you in high school?
Don't you know it feels so bad sometimes
Don't you want to move out of Mom and Dad's? Pay your own bills?
Don't you want to show 'em the cool kids don't freak you out anymore?
Don't you want to show 'em? Gus, Billy Prince, yourself.
Dude, you rock, man.
Duh!
Dutton, did you hear me? You're fired. Out.
East Glen East is gonna do "Millennium", too.
Eight, seven...
Eight.
English US PSDH
Erase and rewind
Every time I put on this helmet, I feel invincible.
Everybody goin' nuts?
Everyone is in here every day, watching you two.
Everyone thinks he can write,
Everyone will be too scared to question it.
Everything will turn out all right
Everything will turn out all right
Ew!
Excuse me, do you guys think that we could work out some kind of schedule,
Excuse me, gentlemen,
Excuse me, I'm trying to get to a tennis game.
Excuse me, Merkin, there aren't any index cards,
Excuse me? Can I sit there?
Excuse me? You live in "Billy"?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. what's in the coleslaw?
Famous couples throughout history.
Fascinating. what did your family do there?
Feel it. It's nice. It's nice.
Find out who you are
Firecracker.
Firecracker. He was a firecracker!
Focus, please.
Focus. Good work, good work. Easy, easy. Good work.
For five minutes, prior to the first pitch.
For my first real kiss.
For the rest of your life.
For three weeks, and I had to read about this in the Trib.
For what you are
For what?
For, oh, I don't know how long
From Lakeshore Community College yet?
Fully loaded. Maybe.
Geez, I know. I mean, who'd have known that these kids...
Geller, move it! Pick up your feet!
Geller, we've been through this. You're a great copy editor.
Geller, you wanna be a reporter?
George, what's going on?
George? what are you doing here?
Get in your own row!
Get over it.
Get to know them, very well!
Gibby gave me champagne!
Give 'em to me.
Give it up for Mr. Coulson and Miss Knox!
Go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
Go to Heaven when you make me happy
Go, sexy boy!
Go.
God, I can't do this.
Goddamn it.
Good friends. Good good?
Good play! Good play!
Good, huh?
Graduation, everyone scattering, moving on.
Great play, Rob.
Great.
Guess what. what?
Gus wants me to be friends with them, the popular kids.
Gus, did you get those story ideas that I left on your desk?
Gus, have you ever been in love?
Gus, listen.
Gus, when you wanted to learn how to knit,
Gus?
Gus?
Guy is totally crunching on you.
Guy Perkins and his amazing lemmings.
Guy Perkins.
Guys will be lined up around the block for you.
Guys, Guy's guys!
Hang on a second.
Has to be totally unique.
Have a good evening.
Have a wiener.
Have fun.
Have some cake.
Have you ever wanted to go to the Court?
Have you talked to the admissions lady
Have you thought about Dartmouth any more?
He is so hot.
He is your story.
He just said that.
He's aggressive. He grabs the bull by the balls.
He's calling every five minutes.
He's coming back.
He's my teacher.
Hear one.
Hearing everything you said
Hello, everybody else still working here.
Hello, you guys.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Help! I'm stuck.
Here comes a sign in the form of a girl
Here, try these.
Here. Thanks.
Here's how it's gonna work. I review the tapes, I find your story.
Here's the money. I'm taking the ticket.
Hey, dude.
Hey, feeling good.
Hey, hey, hey, Merkin ain't jerkin'. He's workin'. OK?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, Jose. Hey, Rob.
Hey, Josie, who did Archie date? Betty or Veronica?
Hey, Josie.
Hey, loser.
Hey, Rob. what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Hey, Roger's got this friend, Marshall, in editing.
Hey, seriously, last time I saw you, did I look fat?
Hey, wait. Like, how good?
Hey, what's goin' on?
Hey, you remember that story?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. where's your sweatshirt?
Hi, Billy!
Hi, Billy. I noticed that you weren't in math class today,
Hi, Dad. I miss you, too.
Hi, Guy!
Hi, hello. willkommen! Entrez, entrez.
Hi, I'm Pa... I'm Pam. Hi.
Hi, Kristen.
Hi, Mr. Rigfort.
Hi, there!
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Call me.
Hi. Hey! Oh, hi.
Hi. Hey.
Hi. I'm Guy.
Hi. what's up?
Hi. Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy.
Hide it and watch while you look for it.
High school was more of the same.
High school would not have been the same without him.
His girlfriend.
Hm.
Hold it. where are you going?
Hopefully, the copy's not a mess.
Hopefully, the speaker will be here any minute now.
How about "Meant for Each Other"?
How about "the '80s"?
How about this awesome new phrase,
How are you so cool?
How are you? Very well. How are you?
How are you? what?
How could you do this to me?
How do we arrange this? what do I do?
How he described a night like this.
How many times have I fired her? Five or six.
How old am I?
Huh?
Hustle, hustle! Come on, girls!
I always feel like kind of a goofball in these penguin suits,
I always liked Betty better.
I am 25 years old,
I am happy. Besides, you are looking at
I am Josie Geller, high school student, senior class 1 999.
I am not... Oh, I am.
I am so sorry.
I ask him to come kiss me
I bet if you had your Gordie Howe helmet on you'd feel better.
I came by to check on you. I was worried about you.
I came by to say hello.
I can be out of control.
I can't believe he just said that.
I can't believe that I could be happy
I can't do it.
I can't use a minivan. I need a cheap car.
I check people left and right.
I didn't know it was gonna catch on like it did.
I don't believe this. George? Hm?
I don't care about being your stupid prom queen.
I don't even know your parents' line. I was really worried.
I don't have a boyfriend.
I don't have anything to do tonight,
I don't have one.
I don't know how that happened.
I don't know why But I keep thinking
I don't know you at all.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't need your notes. I need your story.
I don't think we've met.
I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1 983.
I don't wanna put extra pressure on you,
I even got thrown out of a game once for fighting.
I feel like I'm really ready to do it.
I feel the horses coming galloping
I got wieners here.
I gotta talk to you.
I had my own office, unlimited stationery supplies
I have a favor to ask you.
I have an extra in my locker. I'll go get it.
I have no words! That's never happened to me!
I have seen your tapes. Compelling stuff.
I have some notes.
I have to go die now.
I helped 'em. My life had meaning.
I helped you. I got you everything you wanted.
I hope this doesn't undermine my position as an authority figure, but...
I just can't look at you the same way.
I just did.
I just hope you get it all out of your system before you move to New York.
I just registered. Check it out.
I knew it! You are a loser!
I knew you could do it, girl.
I know her. You mean Loser?
I know that we didn't hit it off in the beginning.
I know that you've probably already heard
I know this woman.
I know we have our differences.
I know what you mean.
I know, and a gymnast.
I know.
I know. Five chickens had to die just so she could look stupid.
I know. I made it up.
I lived a lifetime of regret after my first high school experience.
I love that top. Thank you.
I love this.
I made friends with a whole table of Rastafari.
I mean, "surprise", I was hoping...
I mean, are you?
I mean, every word out of your mouth has been a complete lie.
I mean, I know
I mean, Veronica had the great legs.
I mean, who would have thought that my foray into the hair plugs
I mean, you don't wanna be working at the mail place
I mean, you know Lara, my girlfriend you met at the club?
I need to talk to you about something.
I never made it to my prom.
I only made it to the parking lot.
I play it back A hundred times in my head
I received an assignment, my first as a reporter,
I recognize a cry for help when I see one.
I remember everything you say...
I said to myself,
I see you had wheaties for breakfast.
I should know.
I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you. I'm sorry.
I suggest you cover up what you don't want seen.
I swear to God, Josie, come on.
I taught those guys things.
I think about you now Layin ' in my room
I think I am in love with you.
I think I'm totally in! I was so cool!
I think you're gonna be a great reporter.
I thought she was gonna kill us all.
I used to go out with her, man.
I wanna be a professor of medieval literature. I wanna be a novelist.
I wanna be a weekend flutist, a potter, a painter.
I wanna be an architect and I wanna go to Northwestern.
I want you to be my first.
I was afraid to take a hit.
I was just looking at this cardigan.
I was just trying to do my job, and then things happened.
I was new here, and she befriended me, no questions asked.
I was the youngest copy editor at the Chicago Sun Times.
I was thinking about Shakespeare,
I was very impressed with that investigative piece
I was wondering, how are you at calculus?
I wasn't even thinking.
I went there!
I will stand on the pitcher's mound
I would love nothing more than to dance with you.
I would not have been the same without him.
I, Josie Geller,
I...
I'd like to tell you that we all grow out of it.
I'd like you to meet Lara.
I'd say you could have whatever you wanted, young lady.
I'll call you later. Josie... Don't hang up!
I'll get my mom's car and I'll drive.
I'll give it to you
I'll know what to do
I'll see you around the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson.
I'm 1 7. Of course.
I'm 25 years old!
I'm a gymnast.
I'm a high school student. I'm from...
I'm a little afraid of heights.
I'm Aldys. I'm Josie.
I'm an undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Times.
I'm concentrating on my career now.
I'm down on my knees I wanna take you there
I'm feeling good. I feel real good.
I'm flattered,
I'm glad that you guys are.
I'm gonna go get some more punch,
I'm good.
I'm here with my fellow students. Hey, guys. Hi.
I'm in the minors. It's game time!
I'm Josie Geller from the Chicago Sun Times.
I'm Josie. But I'm pretty sure the school
I'm just a little tense. This office is not feng shui.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm not 21. I'm 1 7, and I still attend high school.
I'm not going to college. I'm not playing baseball anymore.
I'm not going to her again. She calls that a pedicure?
I'm not holding your job for you, Geller.
I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!
I'm not Josie Grossie anymore.
I'm OK.
I'm Rob's prom date.
I'm Sam... Coulson.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry. I can't even think in here.
I'm sorry. I didn't know they were assigned.
I'm sorry. I must have forgot.
I'm telling you, Rob, I think I really did it.
I'm the coleslaw king of the world!
I'm the most popular girl in school
I'm Tracy. I'm 1 6.
I've always wanted to be a drummer. Always.
I've been happy in the past five years
I've changed my mind
I've checked every one of these rooms.
I've got enough work here to last me all night.
I've got eyes to see
I've kissed a guy.
I've kissed guys. I just haven't felt that thing.
I've waited my whole life to fit in, and I finally feel like I do.
Iet's put all the shit behind us.
If the bucket's a rocking, don't come a kn kn knocking!
If this man accepts my apology,
If you don't hurry, we'll miss the whole thing.
If you know what I mean.
If you put on a couple of new ties, girls would be all over you.
If you say so.
If you've never kissed a guy, we have bigger problems than underwear.
Iike I'm at my own wedding.
In a land called Every Man's Fantasy.
In a land to a shining sea
In a land where the river runs free
In a vat of coleslaw, you got nothing.
In fact, we broke up last week.
In the back of a van, you're gonna wish you'd listened to your mom
In the bedroom? That's exactly what I was thinking.
In the midnight hour...
In the summer ends
In your classroom.
Into our group.
Into the crowd part that kind of gets me.
Is that true?
Is that...? No, girl, put it back. Just say no.
Is there something I could see?
Is this chocolate? OK.
Is this seat taken?
Is when I'm playing ball, when I'm part of a team?
Is your girlfriend here?
Isn't it cool? Oh, yes.
It in no way makes up for what I did to him.
It took me forever to get here.
It totally changed my swing, man.
It was a long time ago.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
It's a big deal.
It's a comfy bed.
It's a lie.
It's a special cake, a ganja cake. It has vitamin A, vitamin B,
It's about disguise, about playing a part.
It's about this shy copy editor
It's all about horseshoes.
It's all about hydration.
It's all really happening,
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's an analogy.
It's been done.
It's from the Latin "pascere", "to graze".
It's gonna take you to get cool, OK?
It's hard work. Herbs, berries. I'll be watching you.
It's hard.
It's impossible. why?
It's intra office dating.
It's just a continuous party for Guy's group.
It's just too bad for them.
It's Kirsten.
It's like The Young and the Restless.
It's my dad. He worries. Yeah, mine too.
It's my new, cool, hip word. Spread it around like wildfire.
It's nice to have someone to talk to.
It's not gonna kill you to relax and have some fun.
It's not that hard, Josie.
It's OK for an after school job and all,
It's OK, cos you're in uniform.
It's only in your dreams
It's over. Back to the Tiki Post. Totally lame.
It's prom theme. All we need is a new idea.
It's romantic, and they wanna be a part of it.
It's so weird that you name your cars.
It's too late, Josie, you know?
It's totally illegal, and I'll tell you why. The following reasons are...
It's... Ugh.
J... J... Josie.
Jo Jo, look up.
Jose, this is it.
Josie Geller, you enroll Friday! Have fun!
Josie Geller!
Josie Geller? No way.
Josie Grossie.
Josie the Pussycat.
Josie, are you OK?
Josie, do you remember high school?
Josie, I told you Bambi's a cheap, regular girl.
Josie, in my classroom, tardiness is unacceptable.
Josie, it's not even about playing.
Josie, maybe Gus has a point.
Josie, maybe you should turn it down.
Josie, Robster, rufus kegger.
Josie, this isn't a joke.
Josie, why don't you read act five, scene two, Rosalind's speech?
Josie, you have totally transitioned.
Josie, you look so...
Josie, you rock my world.
Josie, you totally and completely screwed both of us.
Josie!
Josie! Guess who I did it with last night.
Josie! Josie!
Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie!
Josie! Josie. Hi.
Josie! we love you!
Josie?
Josie.
Josie.
Josie.
Josie.
Josie. Hello.
Josie. Josie!
Josie...
Josie's odds are 3 1,
Just a reminder, your papers are due next week.
Just drop the act.
Just for one day to know what it was like to be popular.
Just forget about it.
Just glad to be part of a team again.
Just make sure you've found the right person.
Just so that you know, I think they recalled these cars in 1 974.
Just take along my love with you
Just water and Ex Lax till prom.
Kill Anita for picking out this outfit. Find and destroy sombrero.
Kirsten, Kristin, Gibby! what's up, girlfriends?
Kirsten, that bran muffin has, like, 75 grams of fat.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Last I checked, this was a free country.
Last night I'm sitting home with my family, having dinner...
Leave me alone.
Leave.
Leave.
LeSabre.
Let me just handle my business.
Let me tell you something about this girl.
Let me tell you something, Gibby, Kirsten, Kristin.
Let me tell you something.
Let's celebrate by doing another undercover feature!
Let's focus, all right?
Let's make some money for the prom!
Like, I get it. You guys don't know how to count change.
Listen, Alpo.
Lonely ride in bucket five!
Look over here!
Look what Rigfort just did to Dutton, and he's his cousin.
Look, I get to have a sword.
Look, if we could just spend some time together,
Lookin' good, guys.
Looking for someone
Loser!
Loser.
Love could come along
Love is a cancer, love ain 't benign
Love is an innocent, innocent journey
Love is an innocent, innocent journey
Love is an innocent, innocent journey
Love is for free
Love is for free
Love is for free
Love is for free
Love is the cancer, love ain 't benign
Love is the cancer, love ain't benign
Love is what I came for Love is what's in store for
Love is what keeps you going all the time now
Love is what keeps you going all the time now
Love is what keeps you going all the time now
Love is what you came for
Love is what you're waiting for
Love it, don 't leave it, don 't leave it
Love it, don 't leave it, don 't leave it behind
Love it, don 't leave it, don 't leave it behind
Love it, don't leave it, don't leave it behind
Love...
Man, I don't love her.
Man, you were wasted.
Man.
Manufactured at the Tiki Post.
Marketing department, yes or no?
Marshall, "the Duke"?
May I have five minutes on the clock, please?
Maybe I could talk to Rigfort.
Maybe my best copy editor. You're not a reporter.
Maybe we could all go on a double date.
Maybe we should go into another room.
Maybe you should forget about sitting with us, too.
Miss Kirsten Leosis and Miss Gibby Zarefsky.
Miss Kristin Davis...
Mm hm!
Mm!
Monday morning came too soon
Morning, everyone.
Morning, Mr. Strauss. The blind foster home mother.
Move it! Come on! what is...
Movers.
Mr. Coulson and me.
Mr. Coulson!
Mr. Jason way...
Mr. Rob!
Mr. Rob.
Mr. Thomas Salamey...
Must have water. what do I look like? A waitress?
My family raised sheep.
My firm has season tickets to the Met.
My life happened.
My name is Josie Geller.
My penguin.
My sword.
My teachers, my friends.
My wallet. Shit.
Na Na's? I kept calling you, but I just got your machine.
Nah uh.
Nah, I don't think so.
Nah, man, she's cool.
Nauseated. I look nauseated.
Never knew what love was Oh, yeah
Never knew what love was Oh, yeah
Never knew what love was Until you loved me
Never knew what love was Until you loved me
Never let it fade away!
Never mind.
Next order of business:
Next: Sack races at the company picnic, yes or no?
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Night. Bye. Miss Haskell is gone and forgotten.
No going to the library. There's an asbestos problem.
No offence. I know you love this.
No problem.
No Roger from Op Ed?
No, but I'm closing the pool.
No, fold...
No, Gus, listen. It is a great story.
No, I couldn't.
No, I know, but, I mean, what if you don't make it?
No, I pulled some strings,
No, I... I...
No, I'm... what?
No, it's the great and powerful Oz. You're in way over your head.
No, it's their turn to do the Franklin Mint potluck dinner.
No, it's true.
No, Jason, it's not a stick of gum. It's "rufus". "Rufus."
No, no, don't touch the hydrogen. It's rented.
No, no, no. Not now, not now!
No, not really.
No, Sera, that's "pasteurize". But it's close.
No, you weren't.
No!
No! I am appalled because I have a reporter in there undercover,
No! It's just, this is a lot of pressure for your first piece.
No! No!
No.
No.
No. No, I'm alone.
No. No.
Nope.
Not as sorry as I am.
Not just one. A whole table!
Not really, Josie.
Note to self: research Bali.
Now comes the hard part.
Now complete these sprints. If you don't, you fail.
Now dig the pattern once more!
Now get out there and get him!
Now, does anyone know where we can see this?
Now, that's subject for adjustment for month of birth.
Now, this is the story.
Now, you know that my inspiration for these stories comes,
Of course I do, Josie.
Of course, from my personal life.
Off the chart.
Oh, 'cause I love you
Oh, Anita!
Oh, approximately 6,350 days old.
Oh, give it up, Gus.
Oh, great. Totally rufus.
Oh, hi, Billy.
Oh, I know it's hard. I mean, difficult. Difficult.
Oh, I must have forgotten it.
Oh, Josie, what's the matter? You look nauseous.
Oh, man, who told you?
Oh, my God, that is so awesome.
Oh, my God, your teacher is such a fox!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I'm... I'm actually speechless!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I'll make it easy.
Oh, my God. Like, there goes another lemming.
Oh, my God. Loser!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Someone ate my entire pie.
Oh, my God. There's so many people here.
Oh, my God. wow!
Oh, my God. You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!
Oh, my gosh. You get to be 1 7 again.
Oh, my. That rhymes.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
Oh, sorry, there's no room at this table.
Oh, stop your crying You could be happy
Oh, take you to Heaven tonight
Oh, we love it.
Oh, well, I love baseball!
Oh, what she does to me
Oh, yeah, Cahoon. He's good.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Oh! Did I tell you about the new friends I made?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. All right.
Oh. I got you a meeting with the admissions guy from Dartmouth.
Oh. OK.
OK, anyone else?
OK, he was like the Tiger woods of hockey.
OK, I'll be out in a jiffer.
OK, I'm finished.
OK, Josie will have the answer.
OK, maybe we should sit down.
OK, OK, enough.
OK, OK, thank you.
OK, OK.
OK, right, 7.30. Yeah.
OK, so just imagine
OK, so, like, what are you guys' hopes and dreams?
OK, thanks. Bye bye!
OK, you hesitated. No, it's case closed.
OK?
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. whoa.
OK...
OK...
On a yacht in the South of France.
Once the floor stops spinning, let's have sex.
One person to think you're cool, and you're in.
Only they don't tell you it's a dream?
Ooh! How about "Under the Sea"?
Ooh.
Opens the possibilities for the great love of her life.
Or I'll rufus you right outta here.
Or maybe I should just laser my gums.
Or the biggest nerd in school.
Or the quarterback of the football team
Originally seen in the Eclogues of Virgil.
Other than freaks? Yeah.
Our 1999 prom court.
Out on a school night?
Ozomatli? Oh, yes.
Parakeet?
Party's at Rob's!
People go through high school trying to transition and never make it.
Perfect.
Please come here.
Please sit. Josie, right. Mi casa es su casa.
Please.
Plus, I'm popular.
Plus, if you quit now, you're no better than me.
Posed as a student and told you to like me.
Practicing my surprised face for when they name prom court.
Pretty sure the copy doesn't have feelings.
Quick hands, quick hands. Here we go.
Rad! That is so rad.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? Yeah.
Relating personally to one of our reporters.
Relax, Monty. It's just my sister. Aloha, my ass.
Rigfort is salivating over it.
Right, that's correct.
Right. Right, right.
Right. when she's in costume, she can finally express her love for Orlando.
Rob, please.
Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob!
Rob! You're making a mess. Can you do this at Mom and Dad's?
Rob? I've been thinking.
Rob.
Rob's sister is a loser.
Robby Rob? Ew.
Roger from Op Ed?
Roger. Really?
Rosalind disguises herself as a man,
Rufus?
See, disguise changes all the rules.
See, if I get on the South Glen baseball team,
Septuplet story. I need it by five.
Set their sights on you
Sex is really fun.
Sex, intrigue, immorality in the education system.
Shake it easy, buddy.
Shakespeare?
Shakespeare's point is that when we're in disguise, we feel freer.
She dated the drummer from the Big Bad Voodoo Daddys?
She dumped me. we're still good friends.
She gonna get tore off the floor!
She is amazing.
She is going down.
She is unbelievable.
She makes me come alive And makes me wanna drive
She spends all of her extra time with her family
She told me Baby, when you race today
She wants me.
She was mocking us.
She was too moody. Very high maintenance.
She's my superior.
She's right. I have learned that it is a popular place for the kids to go.
She's the finest, sweetest thing in the world
She's visiting from New York. Josie's one of my students.
She's, like, the heiress to the Ex Lax fortune.
Shot right up. Hi.
Showtime's over.
Shut up.
Single!
So cute.
So I can't do my notes...
So if you would like some help, I would love to help you.
So let's hear it. "I'm not Josie Grossie anymore."
So let's hear something about you.
So this is my chance.
So unless a kid killed himself cos he was being paid
So, Anita, you and Roger in Op Ed.
So, I'll see you tonight, 7.30, Na Na's, right?
So, tell me, what are your hopes and your dreams? what do you wanna be?
So, um, I decided to take some notes for you.
So, who are you supposed to be?
So... Surprise.
Some of us will always be rattling cages.
Some sunshine around the mouth?
Someone once told me that to write well,
Someone's gettin' hooked up!
Something's bound to go wrong
Sometimes he calls, sometimes he doesn't.
Sometimes opposites attract.
Sorry I'm late.
Sorry I'm late.
South Glen South competes every year for best prom.
South Glen would not have been the same without him.
South Glen, class of 1999,
Stand up. Stand up.
Standard American calls for E R.
Standard British, R E. So, unless you're
Suddenly, I skate harder.
Summer will come again I could be happy
Sun Times readers out here en masse,
Sure, everybody tries to get Big Jim
Sure, I do.
Sure, no problem. Josie? Yeah?
Sweet Jesus, I had no idea there'd be this many TV crews here.
Take a look at what sells: sex scandals,
Take that to the bank. It's power, baby.
Take you to Heaven tonight
Talk to her about a baseball scholarship.
Tell him the whole story.
Tell me about it.
Tell me what you're thinking.
Tell me you got something on Coulson.
Tell me, when is the last time you went on a real date?
Tell you a story. My first season of peewee hockey...
Tell you what, Tracy.
Ten minutes in that, you'll never be late again.
Thank you all for coming.
Thank you for everything, Rob.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Gus.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. No.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. watch your step.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks for showing me that new grip.
Thanks, Coach Romano.
Thanks. So do you.
That could ruin my senior prom?
That does it, Geller. Drop, give me 20. No...
That Dutton did on pesticides in our supermarkets.
That I want to ask you out to prom.
That if you're not getting any, then no one can? Hm.
That is delicious. You know, I love chocolate.
That is so brilliant.
That is so like you.
That is so sad.
That is so wrong.
That sounds great.
That the bananas are the real thing.
That thing. That moment when you kiss someone
That was good. I got Cahoon on it.
That was great, you guys. That was great.
That you can go in there and be friends with them and get your story?
That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen.
That you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life.
That's a weapon.
That's funny because, actually,
That's gonna leave a mark.
That's good.
That's good.
That's great, but I really should talk to Gus about this first.
That's it. Now scream it.
That's me!
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's not a theme.
That's rufus.
That's the spirit.
That's what I'm saying.
That's, of course, if it's OK with the rest of the double helix.
The bathroom was disgusting.
The bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf.
The Court? Josie, I am appalled.
The cutest guy asked me to the senior prom.
The feelin ' inside Is ten stories high
The game isn't over. I just thought it was.
The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning.
The meeting just began. Let me start by saying
The meeting just ended.
The newest undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Times.
The ones that, even as you grow up,
The pantheistic culture of India. India...
The poem. I knew he'd like the poem!
The point here is that disguise can be liberating,
The popular kids and I...
The prom is going to be rufus. what's "rufus"?
The right guy's out there. I'm just not gonna
The right scout sees me,
The same subject, only better, you're fired.
The school has a thing about letting you guys call me Sam.
The smart kids, who everyone else knew as the brains,
The way you loved me, loved me
The way you loved me, loved me
The way you loved me, loved me
The way you loved me, loved me
Then I realized my son was allergic to peanuts.
Then I slip into a dream
Then we'll go on the dance floor and boogie.
Then, at 1 7, it seemed as if my luck was about to change.
There we go. Good luck to you.
There.
There. Ooh, they didn't look that good when I went to high school.
There's a land that I see
There's no lid.
There's nothing going on between Sa...
There's something I wanna tell you, too.
There's still that one teacher who marches to her own drummer.
There's, I mean, serious couples in there.
They do it to all the new kids.
They hid my car.
They keep the tags on,
They love to disconnect the battery, too.
They push your car out of its space,
They spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin.
They're behind you. They feel like they know you.
They're gaucho pants. I got them on sale.
They're not.
They're so different.
They're so final, you know?
This is a luau that sells packing material.
This is a major undercover piece.
This is a projectile launcher.
This is a very bad idea.
This is fine. This is fine.
This is gonna be rufalicious!
This is my life.
This is my ninth inning.
This is not a half a page article.
This is Pam Kitterman. She's leading us in our sex discussion.
This is so not a dream.
This is so unbelievable.
This is the most beautiful prom I've ever been to.
This is what I know.
This is where the stories are.
Those girls are still there,
Though I must speak for all of us here.
Through her Harlequin Romance phase.
To come watch their games. why?
To go back to high school and find out about kids today.
To have sex with the school mascot
To high school, because I'm a high school student.
To this man, you know who you are,
Told you. I'm over there.
Tom Cruise, Risky Business.
Tonight
Tonight, tonight we'll ride
Totally lame!
Totally!
Transitioned?
Trust me, I'm not the kind of girl who does things like this.
Try being named after a guitar playing pussycat.
Trying to impress you people!
Two days before the championship!
Two months ago, you couldn't have picked me out of a crowd.
Two of you?
Two weeks, Miss Geller.
Uh uh.
Uh uh. I'm Disco Barbie.
Uh, no.
Uh, well, I'll tell you something here.
Uh, yeah. Good.
Uh...
Uh... It's really happening!
Uh... where do I pick you up?
Uh... you like a guy, you do it with him.
Uh... You're here for the sex talk?
Um, by the way, it's "depend" because there's no S.
Um, it's a suburb of Bali proper.
Um, sex...
Um, we were sheep... Sheep farmers.
Um, why don't we talk about that later?
Um... Please come here.
Um... They had a really nice facility.
Um... we've combined a few classes today here for the seminar.
Um... Yes, once. To use the bathroom.
Vitamin T, H and C. It's good for you. Eat it up.
Wait a minute. Got something funky.
Wait a second. what?
Wait, I forgot.
Wait, please don't walk away.
Wait.
Wannabes.
Watch your step.
We are not screwed.
We are tomorrow. Hello, I'm tomorrow.
We can do whatever we want to.
We can meet here at Rob's,
We do things we wouldn't do in ordinary life.
We got some underage hotties on our hands here.
We gotta make her dog food.
We have a special cake for you.
We have these fun pizza study groups
We kick ass!
We lost the feed. Gus is goin' nuts.
We sit here. Yeah.
We'll go to Heaven tonight
We'll talk.
We're DNA. Double helix?
We're gonna blow the lid off it!
We're not saying that.
We're Rosalind and Orlando.
We've been going out for five years,
We've got nothing. Zippo.
Welcome to my little humble abode, you know?
Welcome to Shakespeare's As You Like It.
Welcome to the love shack.
Well, honestly, I was terrible. I couldn't skate.
Well, I'm sorry I forgot to take my hot flash medication today.
Well, it's been building up inside of me
Well, that'll teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day.
Well, yes, sex... Um, what do you say, you know?
Well... I like a man who gets right to the point.
What are you doin'?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Hidden camera.
What are you supposed to be?
What are you thinking about?
What do you guys think? where do you think it should go?
What do you mean, no? It's got it all.
What do you think we are? Amateurs?
What have you wanted for, like, ever,
What I ended up finding was myself,
What I learned and how I learned it
What if I told you that I can guarantee you that Big Jim
What is going on up here?
What is it with this school and prom?
What is that?
What is the status of your story?
What is this? Like a lemon meringue pie color or something?
What the hell kind of story are you pitching?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Oh, my God.
What? what? Yes. Come on.
What? You were hoping what? That I'd be happy?
What's scary is that when you get older, it gets more confusing.
Whatever you do,
Whatever.
When I finally get kissed, I'll know.
When it's not yours. My mom was going
When people like me
When people like me
When people like me
When she completely botches her first assignment as a reporter.
When she makes love to me
When she said "Nobody will buy the ice cream truck
When she says Don't worry, Baby
When they go to the prom, you'll be in the same damn limo!
When you call my name It's like a little prayer
When you wanted to seduce the mailroom guy,
When you're my age,
When you're old enough,
Where are you gonna put it?
Where my friends, the South Glen Rams, are playing for the title.
Where the children are free
Where were you last night? I was really worried.
Where's your partner?
Which none of you are.
Who are you guys?
Who knows what that is? Deadlines, circulation... That I understand.
Who makes a total mockery of herself and her boss
Who quizzed you on your verbs?
Who seems so perfect in every way.
Who showed you how to work the needles?
Who's "they"?
Who's a winner?
Whoa, calm down. Just wash it off. we're all cool.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! (nervous chuckle)
Whoo! whoo! Yeah!
Why do you do that?
Why don't you go home, fickle around on your calculator,
Why don't you just borrow Mom's car?
Why her?
Why?
Why? Guys name their penises.
Why? So I can be as happy as you?
Why? You don't think I can do it?
Wieners! I got hot wieners.
Will be at the state championship baseball game,
Will I play in the championship game?
Will now have their first dance.
Will remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up.
Wings?
With his mysterious confidence,
Without sharing this humiliating history.
Words are my life!
Work, Merk, work, Merk, work it.
Would be OK with you calling me that.
Would have resulted in last month's cover story?
Would you like to join the Denominators?
Would you like to walk to Na Na's and get something to eat?
Wow, are those shorts or a skirt?
Wow, that was just like Carrie.
Wow, you make a really beautiful prom queen.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. OK, what's the first thing you're gonna need?
Write a poem about this, geek!
Write that down.
Yeah, baby!
Yeah, baby! Mm! whoo!
Yeah, Betty was so fun and spunky.
Yeah, but sometimes kissing the losers can be a really fun diversion.
Yeah, it seems lame.
Yeah, it's a little known fact.
Yeah, Mr. Coulson!
Yeah, my boss.
Yeah, same here.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, that's the best part.
Yeah, that's what they do to milk.
Yeah, with the reading comprehension of a 1 5 year old.
Yeah, you crossed over.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! whoo!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's very lame.
Yeah. That would be really nice.
Yeah. we accept all people. we are all about the love.
Yeah. Yeah, she's 1 6 years old, Rob.
Yes, desperately.
Yes, exactly. Major rufus.
Yes, I made a mistake.
Yes, it is embarrassing to share this with the world.
Yes!
Yes? OK.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. I'm 1 7.
Yes. what?
Yikes. Bikes!
Yo, yo, ladies and gentlemen,
You are a great writer.
You are one sick puppy, Geller.
You are...
You believe in me that much?
You can have my Buick LeSabre and name it anything you want.
You can't refuse to sell me a ticket to prom.
You could get to know me again.
You did. You knit?
You do.
You don't think I can grab a bull's balls?
You don't want a reporter's life. Trust me. They're very messy.
You drinking tonight?
You graduated at the top of your class. You work for a newspaper.
You guys are still telling that lie?
You guys don't think I can do this?
You guys know Josie Geller?
You guys, victory dance.
You guys, what is the one thing
You had such a shot at playing college ball.
You have it defining the copy, and I'm
You have to say that cos you're my teacher.
You have to write what you know.
You heard Rigfort. Both our asses are on the line.
You held up your end of this bargain.
You just have to find your story.
You know that I need you
You know that I want you
You know what it was like for me in high school.
You know what, though?
You know what?
You know what's a weird word? "Fork."
You know, Adelie penguins,
You know, I'll tell you a story, OK?
You know, it's funny. Proms always make me a little sad.
You know, last night at 7.30?
You know, like, have sex for the first time.
You know, make the commitment and grow up.
You know, you can't just come in here
You know, you should go out every now and then.
You let one case of mono stop you.
You might be just what South Glen needs to win State this year.
You owe it to yourself, to your writing, to go to college.
You pitched this to Rigfort?
You rock my world.
You ruined everything!
You said that already.
You said that.
You said yesterday,
You set me up for a story.
You so do not deserve to be prom queen!
You wanna be popular.
You want Bambi? No way.
You wash your hair now. You're not Josie Grossie anymore.
You were attracted to me?
You will become friends with these people.
You will have an amazing story.
You will party with them. You'll rave with them.
You will spend your lives trying to keep others down
You yell, you hit people. You touch other guys' butts.
You. what's your name?
You'll get jiggy with them.
You'll start at shortstop.
You're afraid of the Ferris wheel?
You're amazing, Josie Geller.
You're an adult now, Josie. You're successful.
You're at South Glen South? They have a killer baseball team.
You're crazy.
You're crazy. No!
You're gonna hurt yourself. Put that down.
You're kidding, right? what?
You're not seriously trying to hang out at the Court.
You're only
You're only
You're only
You're only seventeen
You're only seventeen
You're only seventeen
You're right.
You're so fun to be with. You're smart,
You're the one.
You're welcome.
You're, like, the most amazing girl that I've ever dated.
You've used five of my ideas. Gus, please.
Your job, and my job, depends on it!
Your subject is plural. Out!
3, 6, 9,
3x10 is 30
3x4 is 12
3x5 is 1 5
3x6 is 18
3x7 is 21
3x8 is 24
3x9 is 27
..20 minute handstand. Freaked the yogi right out.
..and my younger boy starts to choke!
..Grossie! Josie Grossie! Josie Grossie! Josie...
..is an example of Shakespearean...
..pastoral comedy. Now, does anyone know what that means?
'Cause I've been changing my mind
'Cause it feels so good sometimes
'Cause it feels so good sometimes
"'Yeah, everyone who's anyone is at the Court on Saturday night.'"
"1 7 year old Kristin Davis says
"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players."
"and I'm gonna do it with him."
"And so it is Rosalind in disguise
"And to realize, finally, that she is in love with Orlando.
"Does he hear my heart screaming his name?
"Does he notice me?
"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow." A great story.
"high school kids? what are they thinking?"
"His voice is so mellifluous.
"Holy shit! I don't even know my own kids."
"How much do we know about these
"I have a date with Roger from Op Ed tonight,
"If I could get just one kiss."
"It's hoped that it's not a mess." "Hopefully" means "with hope".
"Josie Geller Blows Her Cover."
"Look how the floor of heaven is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold."
"Loser." See? "Loser." Look!
"My first undercover feature, by Josie Geller"!
"My name is Josie. I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania, the Keystone State."
"My Semester in High School."
"No sooner loved, but they sighed.
"No sooner they looked, but they loved.
"No sooner they met, but they looked.
"Pastoral" means set in the country,
"Power is powerful." Total T shirt, right?
"prom" comes from "promenade",
"Sometimes it's so loud I think that the gods can hear my pain.
"Splendiferous"?
"Student teacher relations: how close is too close?"
"Surprise", you were doing a story on me?
"That thing"? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
"The Terrible Truth About Coleslaw."
"Theater"?
"To free both hearts, not in judgment but in equality. "
"To look at love from every angle.
"To say to Phoebe 'Mistress, know thyself.'
"when you're handin' out the Popsicles for free."
"who is best able to see through the disguises of others.
((I Just) Died In Your Arms by Cutting Crew playing)
(Aldys) The old drive in. The Court.
(Anita whispering) Roger.
(Anita) Josie!
(announcer) A high hopper to third base, but...
(At My Most Beautiful by R.E.M. playing)
(bell rings)
(bell rings)
(Billy continues laughing)
(Bitter by The Pietasters playing)
(bleats like sheep)
(boy) Yeah, right.
(Brett) Mr. Coulson! Oh!
(British accent) I'm late for lab.
(British accent) The theme is everything, so whatever we pick
(Catch a Falling Star by Block playing)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheers)
(chuckles) Anita? what?
(class boos)
(click/dial tone)
(Closer to Myself by Kendall Payne playing)
(Cool Magnet by Local H playing)
(crowd) Josie! Josie! Josie!
(Cumbia de los Muertos by Ozomatli playing)
(Cumbia de los Muertos by Ozomatli playing)
(Cut Chemist Suite by Ozomatli playing)
(dings bell)
(Don't worry, Baby by the Beach Boys playing)
(doorbell)
(Erase/Rewind by The Cardigans playing)
(gasps) Josie, darling, you look rufus.
(Gibby) Hey, Rob.
(girl) Morning.
(girls chuckle)
(Girls Move Their Butts by Grandmaster Slice playing)
(groans)
(group) Make way for the Denominators!
(group) Rufus!
(group) The Denominators are here!
(Guy chuckles)
(Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar playing)
(Heaven Tonight by Hole playing)
(Here we Go by Stakka Bo playing)
(Innocent Journey by Sonichrome playing)
(Josie and Sam laugh)
(Josie vomits)
(Josie) Beautiful.
(Josie) Do you have to yell it like that?
(Josie) I can grab bulls' balls.
(Josie) Maybe because we're not supposed to be having sex with bananas.
(Josie) Oh, my God.
(Josie) what's that?
(knock on door)
(laughs)
(laughs)
(laughter)
(laughter)
(laughter)
(laughter)
(Like a Prayer by Madonna playing)
(Look who's Perfect Now by Transister playing)
(Me, MySelf and I by De La Soul playing)
(Miss Knox) Mr. Rob.
(Miss Knox) Next up, South Glen 's prom king,
(mobile phone ringing)
(Mom) Josie? Is that you, honey?
(mouths) Rufus?
(Mr. Coulson) Calm down. Calm down!
(Mr. Coulson) That's really well written.
(Mr. Coulson) whoa.
(Never You Mind by Semisonic playing)
(Nowhere Slow by Home Grown playing)
(over PA) Hey, kids, Sydney here. Bad news about the prom.
(over PA) Now the prom. Voting on the prom theme is complete,
(over PA) This is Sydney, student body president.
(over speaker) Geller, stop being a pain in the ass.
(Ozomatli member) Let me hear you say "yeah"!
(Peppy Rock by BTK playing)
(phone rings)
(Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get what I want by the Smiths playing)
(Rigfort) Bye. Out.
(Rob) All right, look at this place!
(Rob) I want a sword.
(Rob) Josie, get up.
(Rob) No! Uh oh!
(Rob) Rager party, tonight at my house, baby. Yeah!
(Rob) Yeah.
(Sera) Brett!
(Seventeen by Jimmy Eat world playing)
(She Bop by Cyndi Lauper playing)
(smacks)
(Smash by the Murmurs playing)
(snoring)
(sobbing)
(Standing By by willis playing)
(Suburban Life by Kottonmouth Kings playing)
(Three Is a Magic Number by Blind Melon playing)
(toilet flushes)
(toilet flushes)
(Uncle Bill's Ride by Mister Jones playing)
(Until You Loved Me by the Moffatts playing)
(vomits)
(watching the wheels by John Lennon playing)
(woman) You know how some movies have a dream sequence,
(youth) Mr. Coulson rocks my world!

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