Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Edit

A contender.

A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe.

A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though.

A mountain!

A path of death and destruction...

A what?

About Scrapper 142...

Absolute top of the line models...

Access denied.

Access denied.

Access denied.

Access denied.

Access denied.

Access into the garage...

After you.

Ah, indeed they should.

Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution,

Ah, yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle.

Ah! Loki!

All because they couldn't see the future.

All parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?

All right, I can figure this out.

All right, I yield.

All right, then. I guess I go through you.

All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters.

All right, wizard.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Screw it.

All the stuff that's coming out of you...

All while you, Odin,

All will suffer, all will burn.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg.

Also, I've got a peace offering.

An accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then...

An elite force of women warriors.

And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule.

And bury my sword deep in Asgard's...

And destroy the whole planet.

And drenching my workplace in brains.

And father of the Contest of Champions.

And get out of here. Wanna come?

And get the hell out of this place.

And grows stronger every day.

And has an offline power steering system...

And he knows that I love snakes.

And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

And he transformed back into himself

And he was like, "Yeah, it's me!"

And he was totally ready to kill any of us.

And I am here to restore that power.

And I have some questions for you.

And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.

And in exchange for codes and access to a ship...

And intimate relationship with this hammer...

And it cost me everything.

And it would pull me off the...

And it's all because of that Lord of Thunder.

And lay waste to your home.

And my favorite champion.

And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway.

And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster.

And not away from them.

And now, without further ado...

And once she gets there, her powers will be limitless.

And rise into the ranks of my great conquest.

And set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle.

And so, Loki died of his wounds...

And stash it away in Asgard's vault.

And suddenly you're overcome

And that losing it

And that probably was gonna kill you.

And the Goddess of Death.

And the slaves have armed themselves.

And then learning it's all a fiction.

And then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?

And then, one day...

And tried to seize the throne.

And we need one with cup holders,

And we're stranded on a planet

And what do I find,

And when I spun it really, really fast,

And you are my sister, and technically

And you don't care.

And you know who I'm blaming?

And you shall be my executioner.

And you will answer to the Grandmaster.

And you, my friend,

And you, Surtur,

And you're not gonna have to think about

And you're nothing.

And your absence has left the throne defenseless.

And your contender...

And, now!

And, uh, it's a tie.

Angry girl.

Angry. I lost my father.

Another day, another Doug.

Another one of Odin's family squabbles.

Answer me!

Anus?

Any contender who defeats my champion...

Any suggestions?

Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck.

Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok...

Are at the center of all of them.

Are sitting here in your bathrobe,

Are those the people that she's killed?

Are we cool?

Are you a fighter?

Are you done?

Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? Hmm?

As any two known systems.

As are the princes. You're welcome.

As it returns to my hand.

As long as the foundations are still strong...

As punishment, I was forced

Asgard is in danger and people are dying.

Asgard is in danger.

Asgard is not a place. Never was.

Asgard is not a place...

Asgard is where our people stand.

Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins.

Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything.

Asgard.

Asgard.

Asgard's not a place, it's a people.

Asgard's savior. No.

Asgardian?

Asgardians...

Ashamed of how he got it.

Ask him.

Ass gard.

At people. Could have killed me.

At that moment, I let go.

Attention please. I have some bad news.

Baby.

Back when I believed in the throne...

Bad ones.

Banner may never come back.

Banner, I never thought I would say this...

Banner, there's something you should know.

Banner, we're friends.

Banner!

Banner!

Banner! Banner!

Banner.

Banner.

Banner.

Banner's friend.

Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge.

Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late.

Because that's what heroes do.

Because that's what heroes do.

Because that's what...

Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne.

Because we're gonna die. So, drinks!

Because you were naked.

Been quite the revelation since we last spoke.

Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored...

Before your queen.

Beg your pardon?

Behold!

Behold...

Being lied to.

Being told you're one thing

Beloved champion he talks of...

Big monster!

Big round of applause

Bit of a promotional disaster, that one.

Block.

Board meetings, and security council meetings...

Bold move, brother.

Booze hag.

Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo.

Bring him in for processing.

Bring us back!

Brother, you're gonna do great here.

Brother.

Build a statue for me.

Built by our ancestors.

Burnt toast.

But also to execute their vision.

But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me.

But basically, I'm a bit of a hero.

But didn't print enough pamphlets.

But don't let that intimidate you.

But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little...

But he can.

But he disappeared before the trial.

But here on Sakaar, you are significant.

But here on Sakaar...

But Hulk like real fire.

But I can see your face.

But I could really use a fast exit.

But I'm actually organizing another revolution.

But I'm happy to see you.

But I've heard he is astonishingly savage.

But if I'm being honest,

But if the garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost.

But it can't be you.

But it does have its benefits.

But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B...

But let's be honest,

But mainly to execute people.

But me...

But must always be ready for it.

But my time has come.

But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle.

But out of your fingers, was that sparkles?

But Ragnarok has already begun.

But so much has happened since I last saw you.

But the arena's mainframe

But the Grandmaster has a great many ships.

But the Nine Realms completely in chaos.

But then I decide to go out there and investigate.

But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his...

But this isn't about the crown.

But this time it's truly nothing personal.

But this time, it's like he had the keys

But this...

But we can make this right.

But we need to let him finish the job,

But we're in danger here, so we have to move.

But we've already got him.

But what is this place?

But you could be more.

But you could have sent an electronic letter.

But you seem to just wanna stay the same.

But you're going very high, very fast.

By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair...

Bye bye.

Bye.

Called the Contest of Champions.

Calm? I'm on an alien planet!

Can you take us closer? Thank you.

Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow.

Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.

Carlo...

Change it? Washed it maybe?

Change of heart?

Charge!

Choose your next words wisely.

Classic.

Come and sit with me. I don't have much time.

Come on, this place is perfect for you.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. No?

Come on. Uh, follow me.

Come see for yourself.

Congratulations!

Cry like baby.

Damn you, Stark.

Darling, you have no idea what's possible.

Did she just say the Grandmaster

Did you just agree with me?

Did you listen to a word I said?

Did you miss me?

Didn't find any.

Didn't see that, did you?

Direction would be this way, Lord.

Disgusting slobs.

Do I know you? I feel like I know you.

Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault...

Do not let him leave this planet.

Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk.

Do what?

Do you hear it?

Do you know what this is?

Do you really think it's a good idea

Do you really think it's a good idea

Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Do you truly think so little of me?

Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

Do you want revenge?

Does no one remember me?

Does this mean you don't want my help?

Doesn't sound right.

Don't die.

Don't forget your umbrella.

Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on.

Don't get familiar.

Don't go!

Don't interrupt me!

Don't kick stuff.

Don't know.

Don't let me down.

Don't think for one minute, you second rate...

Don't touch anything.

Don't you remember? I'm Skurge.

Doug has.

Doug!

Each had a hand on the wheel.

Earth hate Hulk.

Earth it is.

Earth loves Hulk. They love you.

Easier to let it burn.

Eating g****s.

Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne.

Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise...

Even for me.

Even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.

Even now, right now, those people need your help.

Even when you had two eyes...

Every great king had an executioner.

Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins.

Every time I threw it,

Everybody thought you were dead.

Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.

Everyone, on that ship now.

Everything seems to work out.

Everything was fine without you.

Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this.

Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.

Excuse me.

Father, it's us.

Father, who are you talking about?

Father?

Father.

Fear not, for you are found.

Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you?

Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward.

Fine, you don't have to fight anyone.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Then point me in the direction

Finished. Bye.

For all lost and unloved things...

For all of our undercard competitors...

For all peoples and aliens of the universe.

For Asgard.

For some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things.

For the Obedience Disks have been deactivated...

For the record, I didn't know

For those that have died...

Forget it.

Fought some robots,

Friend stay!

Friend stay!

Frigga would have been proud.

Further than the past two days?

Get help! Help him!

Get help! Please!

Get inside!

Girls!

Giving his life for ours.

Gladly. He's in Norway.

Go back to whatever cave you crept out of.

Go back!

Go to the Bifrost!

Go!

Go! Go, now!

Goblets and garden parties?

God of Thunder.

God of Thunder.

God of Thunder. Tell him.

Goddess of Death. Hela.

Gonna fight him, win,

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good soldiers dying for nothing...

Good sports.

Got a couple of tricks up his sleeve.

Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man.

Grandmaster uses it for his good times,

Great planning.

Great! Then I'll help you.

Greetings, my boy.

Guys, can you clean up the weapons

Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus!

Hammer?

Handle me? Who are you?

Hang on.

Hard to catch a guy

Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?

Has it got a name?

Has no one been taught our history?

Has stolen the Bifrost sword.

Have a claim to the throne.

Have I said enough or would you like me to go back

He banished me, caged me, locked me away like an animal.

He brought peace to the realm.

He decided to become a benevolent king.

He destroys Hela, so that our people may live.

He did try to kill me.

He fought back those disgusting elves...

He is a creature.

He is the original,

He is very powerful and useful.

He kind of runs the place.

He sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back.

He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me.

He transformed himself into a snake,

He was interrupting.

He's a friend from work.

He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable.

He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm.

He's alive, guys.

He's all like...

He's an insect and has knives for hands.

He's called the Grandmaster.

He's freaking gone.

He's mine.

He's mine.

He's the defending.

He's the reigning.

He's undefeated.

He's up there.

He's very naked. Hmm.

He's waiting for you.

He's wonderful. It is a he?

Heat signatures. People clustered together.

Heavens, no.

Heimdall was an idiot.

Heimdall, come on.

Heimdall, I know it's been a while,

Heimdall, I know you can see me.

Heimdall!

Heimdall?

Heimdall?

Heimdall? I'm running short on options.

Hela is ravenous.

Hela, enough!

Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard.

Hela!

Hello, Bruce.

Hello.

Help me see.

Help me.

Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours.

Her violent appetites grew beyond my control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you are loved.

Here you go.

Here, up here in the mountains.

Here's the deal.

Here's the difference between us.

Here's the thing.

Here's what I wanna know.

Hey, Banner!

Hey, big guy.

Hey, cuz.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man.

Hey, hey, hey. Where you going?

Hey, let's do "Get Help."

Hey, man.

Hey, man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship.

Hey, so, listen. We should talk.

Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal.

Hey, what's this?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Where are you taking me?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Shh. It's okay.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us?

Hit her with a lightning blast.

Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.

Home, yes.

Home.

How did you...

How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven.

How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero.

How much longer do you think we'll be here?

How the hell are we supposed to do that?

How was I supposed to know?

How would you like a job?

How'd you arrive here?

How'd you get here?

Huh?

Hulk always Hulk.

Hulk always, always angry.

Hulk like raging fire.

Hulk stay.

Hulk trains.

Hulk, I need you to do something for me.

Hulk, stop, you moron!

Hulk, stop.

Hulk!

Hulk!

Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!

Hurts, doesn't it?

I agree.

I agree.

I agree.

I am Asgard's doom, and so are you.

I am Asgard's doom!

I am going.

I am Hela, Odin's firstborn...

I am never gonna come back again.

I am the God of Thunder.

I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard.

I am your reckoning!

I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla...

I can help you get back to Earth. Huh?

I can take him home.

I can't turn away anymore...

I cannot die.

I cannot keep her away any longer.

I choose to run toward my problems

I could bring them both back to you. Alive.

I could do it in one.

I could do it in two.

I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her.

I didn't do it for him.

I didn't do it for him.

I didn't hear any thunder,

I disagree.

I don't answer to you, lackey.

I don't care what she is.

I don't drink tea.

I don't even like Banner.

I don't help anyone.

I don't know if you'd be interested

I don't know, maybe there's still good in you.

I don't mean to impose...

I don't plan to stop drinking.

I don't think so.

I don't wanna fight your sister.

I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.

I even named them. Des and Troy.

I failed you.

I feel a special connection with him.

I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.

I feel like I know you, too.

I feel like I know you, too. It's weird.

I found this in the armory.

I give you...

I got sidetracked.

I guess I'll just have to go it alone.

I guess what I'm trying to say...

I hate this prophecy.

I have a man on the ground.

I have been falling for 30 minutes!

I have to get off this planet.

I have to tell you, he was adamant

I have.

I haven't properly introduced myself.

I hope that you're tougher than you look.

I just get so angry all the time.

I just got here.

I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all.

I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast

I just need you to stay calm.

I just want a chance to prove myself.

I know I've betrayed you many times before...

I know that we failed you.

I know where the sword is.

I know you're asking.

I know you're in there, Banner.

I know. I'm sorry.

I know. We're the same, you and I.

I know. We've come to take you home.

I like the statue.

I lost my hammer.

I lost my hammer.

I love what you've done with the place.

I love when you come to visit, 142.

I love women.

I love you, my sons.

I make grave mistakes all the time.

I may even have stolen

I mean it's all mine for the taking.

I mean, not that it's not nice.

I mourned you, I cried for you.

I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.

I need her to stay.

I need just one strand of your hair.

I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this.

I need you to help me.

I need you to...

I never thought I'd be back here.

I only survived because...

I pardon you.

I prefer you.

I preside over a little harlequinade

I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas.

I really feel like we were connecting there.

I really wish I had my hammer.

I said they're mine.

I saw you die.

I see you, but you're far away.

I shall be restored to my full might.

I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel.

I suppose I'll need my brother back.

I swear I left him right here.

I swear I'm not even moving.

I take 10 million.

I take my leave.

I think it's great that there is

I think it's only you.

I think we should disband the Revengers.

I thought it was a big eyebrow.

I thought it'd be a lot nicer.

I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago.

I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.

I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever.

I thought you'd be happy to see me.

I told them we were friends!

I trust you, you betray me.

I understand why you're angry.

I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger...

I was gonna do that.

I was his weapon in the conquest

I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago...

I was Odin's executioner.

I was thinking that you drink too much,

I will tell Father what you did here today.

I will tower over the mountains...

I won't hurt you anymore.

I won't hurt you.

I wouldn't worry, brother.

I'll be back around shortly.

I'll get that sword...

I'll get you out!

I'll just put this over here for you.

I'll listen to you...

I'll say no more, see what you think.

I'll take it from here.

I'm a trickster.

I'm afraid so.

I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus.

I'm getting us out of here.

I'm going back to Asgard.

I'm going to stop her.

I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home.

I'm Hela.

I'm here.

I'm honored.

I'm just a huge fan of the sport.

I'm just a janitor.

I'm just passing through.

I'm just seeing whether this incantation

I'm kind of like the leader in here.

I'm Korg. This is Miek.

I'm looking for Korg.

I'm made of rocks, as you can see.

I'm not a queen or a monster.

I'm not as strong as you.

I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.

I'm not doing "Get Help."

I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it.

I'm not for sale.

I'm not getting dragged into

I'm not sad, you idiot.

I'm not sure.

I'm Odin's firstborn...

I'm on a different path now.

I'm particularly fond of these.

I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.

I'm providing refuge in a stronghold

I'm putting together a team.

I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract.

I'm sorry I said those things.

I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look!

I'm stuck in this stupid chair.

I'm sure there's a big history.

I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory.

I'm the Goddess of Death.

I'm Thor, son of Odin.

I'm undecided.

I'm upset!

I'm very upset.

I'm working on it. But I don't even know

I've been carrying him around all day.

I've been having this reoccurring dream lately.

I've been Hulk for two years?

I've been waiting for you.

I've got something special.

I've just felt so guilty,

I've made friends with this man.

I've missed you all.

I've missed you.

I've never met this man in my life.

I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow.

I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster...

If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost.

If I let her leave,

If I turn into the Hulk again...

If I turn into the Hulk,

If we're boosting a ship...

If you help me get back to Asgard...

If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?

If you wanna get back to Ass place, Assberg...

If you were here, I might even give you a hug.

If you were to give me 12 hours,

In 18 months.

In a minute.

In any case, you know this, uh...

In blood and tears.

In something like that.

In the history of lightning.

In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I

Inside of a monster made me a little weird.

Inside of an Einstein Rosen Bridge.

Is anyone else asking, or is it just you?

Is he any kind of a fighter?

Is he though?

Is rip that thing off your head.

Is that a Dragonfang?

Is that important?

Is that nothing makes sense.

Is that some sort of protoplasm,

Is that you'll always be the God of Mischief...

It did nothing.

It doesn't start with a "B."

It gave me the ability to fly.

It has already begun. She's coming.

It is a he.

It is food.

It is the collection point

It is upon us. Ragnarok.

It is.

It seems our father's solution

It seems that that criminally seductive

It suits you.

It took me time to win his trust.

It varies from moment to moment.

It was a wonderful joke.

It was called that when I picked it.

It was never your source of strength.

It will become a haven...

It won't end there.

It would always come back to me.

It's a crown.

It's a long story,