Boomerang (1992) Edit

A ho. He's a straight up ho.

A very well known doctor told me that by wearing the proper underwear, man,

Actually, a massage sounds kinda fly.

Adios.

After months of hard work by our creative team, you are about to see

Agatha, go in the kitchen and help Mrs Jackson with these chitterlings.

Ain't Captain Kirk the coolest white man on the planet?

All of the decisions are made by the board of directors in Paris.

All of the sales reps are gonna be there. There's a lot of work to be done.

All right, I'm gonna decide. I will choose Chinese.

All right.

All the romance just skeets right outta you.

And a bunch of stuff in me I didn't know was still there came out.

And all I'm sayin' is that if you ain't bangin' Jacqueline yet,

And he is gay.

And he just happens to have the best ass I have ever seen.

And he's just dying to come out.

And I don't have hair down my back, but let me tell you one great thing about me.

And I go in the back, and that's when I saw it.

And I have great respect for her. It's professional. Totally professional.

And I haven't had the time to teach the class. I'm sorry.

And I said "Look, I'm just gonna pull back."

And I'm miserable.

And it has to say glamour, and it has to say sexy.

And Jacqueline wants me to be there.

And just sit back, relax, throw on the jazz, and just chill.

And let me assure you of something.

And let's discuss our workload. That's what I'm talking about.

And Mr Milk Bones.

And now I'm, like, working with you, and it's just very exciting.

And powder blue skies, crystal beautiful water.

And the priest.

And the world, they used to think it was flat.

And these are the fish, and this is the floor. Why aren't the fish in the bowl?

And this is a big, giant, huge hole in the ozone layer,

And this is what'll happen to people if we don't fix up the ozone layer quickly.

And wait for somebody to get back to me.

And we should just squash it.

And you. You. He's gay.

Angela and I are just tryin' to get to know each other on a platonic level.

Angela had to start lookin' out for Angela.

Angela, Gerard's mother brought us a whole trough of chitterlings.

Angela, I saw the woman,

Angela, right?

Angela.

Angela. Angela Lewis.

Another one of your colloquialisms for a vagina, Tyler?

Are you crazy? You look great. I can't wait to get you down to the Caribbean.

Are you tryin' to imply that I hit it? No, I see...

Art can be very abstract. It doesn't have to make sense. Only in the artist's mind.

Art. Art.

As soon as you leave, she starts sayin' she wants to fuck me.

Assalam alaikum, my brother.

At Houlihan's".

At young, handsome, virile men.

Because I don't, I'm just saying she's attractive and I would go out with her.

Because I love you so much.

Because I need you.

Because you are the most handsome,

Bein' all stiff and cold, and hidin' behind your work.

Blue people.

Bony T told me.

Bony T told you that, right?

Bony, not today, OK?

Bring your own collages.

But guys don't go "Look at his shoulders". We don't do that.

But I didn't wanna get with him, you know. That's a whole entire...

But I don't know why it's low. It should be high. You ain't shootin' nothin'.

But I dug it. I dug it. Don't make that "he didn't dig it" face. I dug it.

But I had a very good indication from someone that the job was mine.

But I think that we should kind of make this clear right from the start,

But I thought it was an old shoe.

But I'll call you sometime tomorrow, OK?

But I'm picturin' you and beautiful white beaches,

But I'm really qualified.

But it's Lady Eloise.

But it's not that kinda party, and I'd appreciate it if... Stop that.

But let me show you...

But look at you now. You're...

But my schedule is also very tight.

But now you look like the one. If you looked up "pry" in the dictionary,

But she had a dick, man.

But thank you. You were great.

Bye bye, cuteness.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me.

Can I ask you somethin' though, man? Did you bang Angela yet?

Can I ask you, like, a personal question?

Can I call you next week? Cool.

Can you see if there've been any accidents between JFK and midtown?

Can you tell me what time the show starts?

Check it. Just like Jet magazine.

Chitterling juice everywhere, and I don't know if I can handle it alone.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Come on, girl. Get on.

Come on, I'm soakin' wet. You gonna make me catch a cold out here.

Come on, Kirb.

Come on, man, you don't fuck her feet.

Come on, man. I get my own office, man, bring my ho's in here.

Come on, stop. You gonna give the brother a heart attack.

Come on. Stop playing. That's a nipple.

Comfortable?

Cool.

Cool. That's bad.

Cos all you gonna do is dog her out, like you do every woman in your life.

Cos you knew that it wasn't right.

Could you do me a favour? My name is Marcus Graham. Here's my card.

Could you get it just a little darker?

Cutie pie.

Daddy, please.

Daddy, please.

Damn, man. I love y'all, man.

Damn, not the penthouse.

Damn.

Damn. Goodness. What's for dessert? Wow.

Day of my wedding, I went to the church early, cos I had a bad feeling,

Did you hear him screamin' "magnifique"

Did you know on the inside was special mushrooms?

Did you see Jordan's last shot? The man must've been 60ft up, huh?

Did you sleep with Angela?

Do me a favour and send a single long stemmed rose to Carrie, Tracy,

Do something CRAZY

Do you still love me?

Do you think Liz Taylor would have thrown her panties in my face?

Doesn't Yeoman Johnson know he's gonna get killed?

Dog.

Doggy style. I know, girlfriend. I'm tryin' to help you out. It's a sister thing.

Don't be pussy whipped. Whip that pussy. Look.

Don't discuss what I do with you with other people.

Don't even trip. Gerard ain't even that close to his father, first of all.

Don't even try that. You ain't got no romance.

Don't expect me to sleep with people for business.

Don't forget I have the court order for you to stay away.

Don't make fun of me, OK? My English is not so good.

Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Don't worry, you'll know.

Every bit. I know you think it's a little weird...

Exactly.

Excuse me for a second, please.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? You were saying something?

Excuse me. Excuse me. I did not dump you.

Excuse me. I am the most romantic cat both of you know.

Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, but I just had to say somethin' to you.

Excuse me. Jacqueline, can I talk to you for just a second?

Fabulous.

Fine. We'll change the subject.

First the Fat Boys break up, now this. There's nothin' to believe in.

Five, four, three, two, one, go.

Followed by hot, butt naked sex? Just kidding. I'm just kidding.

For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy.

Freakin'.

Friends can kiss.

Fucked me up.

Gerard, did you know your pops had a mushroom belt on?

Gerard.

Gerard. I think I met someone that's perfect for you.

Get on top of the desk and get frisky and go crazy.

Get some sleep.

Girlfriend.

Girlfriend.

Girlfriend.

Give me one reason why I should take you back. One.

Go on, girl. It's you, girl.

God, I'm sorry. I missed.

God, Marcus, I was so tense when I got off the plane, but you really relaxed me.

God, this man, he's wonderful. I mean, he's kind of... he's magnificent.

God, we're together all the time, stuff like that.

Gold star for Marcus. Dinner was yummy.

Good evening, boss.

Good morning, Marcus Graham.

Good morning, Marcus.

Good morning. Thank you.

Good night.

Good night.

Good question. Good question.

Good. You don't mind if she goes out with other guys?

Goodbye, my queen.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. Thank you. Guess what?

Happy Thanksgiving.

Has to be something that catches the eye.

Have a look around. Go check out upstairs.

Have you been listenin' to me? Cupid has his foot in my ass.

He came down the steps, and I thought he was cool,

He got caught under a truck and got grease on his coat. He's OK.

He thought it was the end of the world.

He's been hurt, too, hasn't he?

He's gonna be all right.

He's right here, actually. No. No, we weren't busy at all.

Hell, no.

Hello? Yes? Yes?

Here he is. OK.

Hey, how are things with you and Angela?

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, Marcus. Why don't you come here for a second?

Hey, you on your way to meet Lady Eloise to discuss that merger, right?

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

Hey. Yeah.

Hi.

His name is James T Kirk.

Hold it. Is that a nipple?

Hold on for a second. What?

Hold up.

Home. I have to give a speech in the morning to the board of directors.

Honestly? Yeah, I would, but that's just the way I am.

How could you put that in your mental Rolodex? He's a closet freak.

How could you say I never cared about you?

How dare you discuss what I do with you in bed sexually with that woman?

How long you gonna have me beg? You know what I'm tryin' to say.

How you doin', Mr Jackson? Happy Thanksgiving.

How you doin'?

How'd it go last night?

Howdy Doody. At least I have had sex in the '90s.

However, when I decided to take over this company,

I ain't crazy. Hey, girlfriend. Don't let him do it to you. He got a plan.

I ain't sayin' it wasn't fun, I just wasn't in the right mind set.

I already have a watch. But thank you. Gucci.

I am Mr Romance when I meet a woman.

I am on a diet.

I been on time, even when it rains. Don't you think it's time we talked promotion?

I been workin' here nine days.

I came here to tell you what a wonderful time I had in New Orleans...

I came up here to talk to you about us.

I can confirm that Marcus's reputation

I can't believe we're havin' this conversation.

I can't breathe without you. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

I can't tell you how helpful this has been. Gold star for Christie.

I can't wait to show you this. I have recut the Kissable spot.

I considered you a prime asset.

I convinced them to give you another chance.

I didn't think you could.

I don't believe this shit.

I don't give a damn about no court order.

I don't have any panties on.

I don't have my schedule, my secretary's outta town, so I'll call you.

I don't know, but I'm sure you'll tell me, my brother.

I don't know. I'm kinda busy right now.

I don't wanna be around no kids.

I don't wanna hear that bullshit, man.

I find it very attractive.

I find it very exciting as well.

I find out that it's better to take the focus off myself and put it to others.

I forgot. Will you get her on the phone?

I got a new job. It's very demanding. It requires me to work long hours,

I grew up using your products my mother used your products, you know.

I guess I should feel happy, but I don't.

I had a great time in New Orleans. You know I had a great time in New Orleans.

I had a great time. I'll call you tomorrow.

I had some meetings that ran over, so I had to take a later flight.

I had to come over and meet you.

I hate to see another person in pain.

I have a pen right here, and...

I have the cure for Cupid, all right?

I have to call my mother.

I have to say, it's very nice to have the old Marcus back.

I have to talk to Mr Jackson. Mr Jackson, come here.

I hear he's got a real reputation.

I heard this woman screaming from the bathroom.

I hope it's refreshing, and chocolaty.

I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.

I I know that you're not tellin' me that New Orleans was a fling.

I just didn't wanna break her heart right off. You know, I just pull out easy.

I just don't wanna be hurt again.

I just found out that I'm gonna have to be spending a lot of time outta town,

I just, you know, I think you're cool.

I know just at this moment, I know I'm in love with that woman.

I know a gay man. I know what a gay guy looks like. My brother is gay.

I know havin' a great job is cool and all of that but...

I know what it's like when you have somethin' in your eye.

I know you hear me, you slimy, sleazy, sneaky, slitherin' son of a bitch.

I know you were concerned about how the layout was gonna be,

I know, but I'm director of marketing for Lady Eloise, and we are acquiring you.

I know, but next time, I'll take control. I'll order.

I know.

I know. But I got an idea. Count from five backwards real fast, and go for it.

I know. Let me tell you somethin', OK?

I know. Now, where'd you get the shirt?

I like the orange, and I like the ice cream.

I like you, and I was just being concerned.

I love kids. I paint kids.

I love you and I... I don't wanna go through this, man.

I love you. Come on back.

I mean, if I walked up to you and I said

I mean, if I were a guy, I would probably be interested in Jacqueline.

I miss you, too, and I've been working.

I miss you.

I miss you.

I need to know cos we got a little office pool thing.

I never met a man who cooked so well. How'd you learn how to cook like that?

I only took him off the leash for a couple of seconds.

I saw Billy Dee Williams in Lady Sings the Blues.

I see. Well, let me get a good look.

I should've known. I seen her shoes had little bumps on the top,

I tell Yvonne she should take cookin' lessons from you. All she cook is pork.

I think I should take you home. I think it's best.

I think that this is gonna be great for her image.

I think the two of you should probably be working together.

I think we best get goin' now.

I think you said it. It sounded like it came out of your mouth, from nowhere.

I told you that Angela and I are just friends.

I use fresh rosemary on my salmon. That's why it has that...

I wanna be straight up about everything. I want monogamy.

I wanna go home and sit in my house and look at the wall and listen to Sade.

I want 24 7.

I want a huge family. At least ten children.

I want you to think of me as your colleague.

I was callin' all over New York. You could've been on a road somewhere.

I was just curious.

I was just hoping it didn't happen with you.

I was just making a distinction between "birth" or "bath".

I was just wonderin' when we could see each other again, that's all.

I was lookin' at this woman, thinkin' about the future. That's you in 15 years.

I was trippin' on it.

I wasted $200 on tickets. Just wasted. And it's all your fault, OK?

I went for a walk so I could sort some things out that was in my head.

I will sue you for every goddamn dime you've got. Do you understand that?

I won't hurt you.

I would've called, but they didn't have a phone on the plane.

I'd expect you to say something crass.

I'll bet we've eaten everything on the pig from the rooter to the tooter.

I'll get the rest of my things later.

I'll give you $20 for that leash.

I'll go.

I'll handle this.

I'll let you in on a secret cos you're a pretty girl.

I'm a Trekkie, that's why. I broke it down to the barest essence of the Trek.

I'm a Trekkie. I know everything about Star Trek.

I'm all right, man. Let's go. Let's go eat, man.

I'm from Detroit.

I'm goin' to get some espresso. You want some?

I'm goin' to the 18th floor, too.

I'm gonna have to take you up on that offer.

I'm in love with somebody.

I'm just looking for Jacqueline, basically, is what I'm doing.

I'm just not real big on words on paper these days.

I'm just saying, it's just affecting his work, that's all.

I'm just tryin' to be... I'm being funny. Come on, look... All right, Lloyd?

I'm lookin' forward to a long, strong, productive relationship.

I'm not a fool. I know what the people want.

I'm not playin'. My key really is not working. You know?

I'm not ready for this.

I'm not ready for this. Are we by ourselves?

I'm not sure I'm going anywhere.

I'm not tryin' to pressure you or anything.

I'm outta here.

I'm rapping. This is my mack daddy vibe I'm giving you, in all of its splendour.

I'm scared.

I'm sick and tired of men using love like it's a kind of disease you just catch.

I'm so tired. I don't care if I never see another cup or plate again in my life.

I'm sorry, it's just that what you said was pretty pathetic.

I'm sorry, Marcus. My mind is actually someplace else.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Why don't I give you the money for the tickets?

I'm sorry. You see, I'm in charge of marketing.

I'm taking care of my business, and I suggest you take care of yours.

I'm the logical choice. I'm vice President of Marketing for Chantress.

I'm thinkin' about steppin'... There she is, right there.

I'm trippin', I'm buggin' out, and maybe I'm goin' a little overboard.

I've always heard you were very beguiling to women.

I've got a heart. You know the bad thing about having a heart, Marcus?

I've known you all my life, man. You're like my brother, you know, and I...

I've never missed anybody in my life and I miss you. I'm in love with you.

If I decide to seduce you,

If I was Yeoman Johnson, I'd say "I'm not goin'. I know what's gonna happen".

If the coochie's good, everything else falls into place.

If we were both men, we could have a business dinner.

If you bump into Kirby, could you call? I'll have somebody pick him up.

If you really insist on standin' around, I don't dig the long face.

If you turn and look at her I will break your fuckin' neck.

In the next century, that tradition continues.

Is extremely well deserved.

Is it sexy?

Is the essence of sex.

Isn't she pretty? She looks like one of Marcus' girls.

It has nothin' to do with her feet. I care about this girl.

It has nothing to do with the money. You're bein' inconsiderate.

It has to incite passion, and it has be electric,

It has to say smart. It has to...

It is sexational.

It isn't about your love. It's the fact that you can't love me the way I deserve.

It just got a little nasty, like you always do.

It keeps the skin tight, and none of us are getting any younger.

It knocked into a bus and a water main bust I was in that.

It says "..lunch tomorrow

It stinks so good.

It was a 976 number for hermaphrodites.

It was mostly her idea.

It was never like you just did. Come on. That was very seductive.

It went OK.

It's a joke.

It's a nipple, cos I'm droolin'.

It's amazing how you've just broken down this whole Star Trek thing.

It's because of the white man's fear

It's cool.

It's gonna take a little longer than I thought.

It's good. It's very good.

It's Korean for "I'm sorry I shot you, but I thought you were robbing my store".

It's mon image, c'est mon visage. Alors. And you, where you been, you?

It's more than sex with this girl. I dig her her spirit, her mind, everything.

It's not about jokes. Me and him are here.

It's not like I'm followin' you. I'm goin' upstairs too.

It's on the news right now. It just went off Channel 4, just went off.

It's pretty low using the kids, Marcus.

It's that it gets broken when you deal with people like you.

It's too overt. We should go a little more subtle.

It's warm in here.

It's your show.

Jacqueline says that I'm a better person now, and I owe that all to you.

Jacqueline told you I was really good in bed?

Jacqueline, I said I wanted the essence of sex.

Jacqueline.

Jacqueline. Hi.

Just cos she won't sleep with you doesn't mean she's gay.

Just cos somebody takes off their drawers, don't mean I did somethin'.

Just don't make me wait too long, cos it's not like I gotta sit by the phone

Just like the man I met in that elevator.

Just OK?

Keep it down. I'm gettin' ready to have some company, OK?

Keep standing.

Kirb?

Kirb.

Kirbster?

Kirby?

Kirby.

Kirby.

Kirby.

Kirby.

Knock, knock.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very exciting announcement to make.

Lady Eloise has been eagerly anticipating you.

Lady Eloise, I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to be working with you.

Lady Eloise, please, we have a meeting. Can we just please go?

Lady Eloise? I can't tell you how excited you got everybody up here.

Lady Eloise? I think you requested to see me. Marcus Graham.

Later.

Least there wasn't no sausages in this one.

Let me give you my number. I won't sleep until I know you've found him.

Let me just tell you one more thing. I might not be all glamorous,

Let me... Can I explain what happened? Have you been watching the news?

Let's go home.

Let's go in the living room. We'll be much more comfortable in there.

Lights, please.

Like love.

Like the fact that you still love Jacqueline?

Like the shit you read in Penthouse that stuff never happens to me.

Listen, I'm upset with you. What you did was inconsiderate, and I'm upset.

Listen, it happened, and I'm sorry, and I feel bad.

Listen, Marcus. While you're up, will you grab me a beer?

Listen.

Listen.

Listen...

Lloyd, look, wait. Look, wait, hold it. Come on, man. Wait, wait, wait.

Lloyd. Come on, Lloyd. Wait, Lloyd. Lloyd, man. Lloyd.

Look at you. God, Marcus,

Look who's cookin' now.

Look, I had a long day. You had a long day.

Look, man.

Look, that's very crass. Miss Broyer and I are colleagues,

Look, why don't you get over it and go find another man? Get outta here.

Love should have brought your ass home last night.

Love?

Man, my parents been in that bathroom damn near an hour, man.

Man, stuff like that never happens to anybody, except for Marcus.

Man, will you stop? You shouldn't make fun of the afflicted. He got a problem.

Man, you don't care about nobody but yourself, man.

Marcus Graham, Lady Eloise.

Marcus Graham.

Marcus is in love.

Marcus thinks we ought to go to the Caribbean to shoot this.

Marcus, darling.

Marcus, darling.

Marcus, hon, I don't think that we should do this in the office.

Marcus, I'm afraid that there's been some kind of misunderstanding.

Marcus, if you are in love with Angela, why are you here with me?

Marcus, Lady Eloise doesn't make any decisions.

Marcus, this is a very nice place you have here.

Marcus, would you join me for a second? Thanks.

Marcus, yo, don't even try it. You know me, for real.

Marcus, you are incredibly talented.

Marcus, you know you wrong.

Marcus? Excuse me.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Marcus. Come quick. I got somethin' I wanna show you.

Marcus. I am not gonna let you sit and mope all day long. Now snap out of it.

Marcus. Marcus.

Marcus. Marcus. I don't believe the way you let her dog you out like that.

Marcus. You're a devil.

Maybe it's because you call them bitches.

Me and the minimum wage brothers in the mailroom

Meet me at my house tonight.

Mind set? You didn't think about Jacqueline once in there.

Miranda, Cassandra, Alegra, Shirrel and Mai Lai.

Miss Broyer asked me to tell you she is free the evening of the 12th.

Morning, cuteness. How you doin'? Whassup?

Morning.

Morning.

Morning. Morning. Morning.

Mr Jackson, Angela made this meal. I can't take credit for it. It was Angela.

Mrs Jackson. I cannot tell y'all how much fun it is to be with y'all.

Must you embarrass me in front of my friends on every occasion?

Must've gone pretty well. You didn't get home until the middle of the night.

My brother.

My key won't work.

New Orleans was New Orleans, and we should leave it at that.

Nice going, Angela.

No refunds.

No, but you can't put that on me. The onus is not on me.

No, hon, wait one sec.

No, I hear she's over at Barton and Dobbs now.

No, I won't. Look. Well? What do you think?

No, I'm not. I just don't want them to think we're a couple, you know.

No, it's not Captain.

No, it's not that. I gotta go.

No, man, I wasn't goin' through your stuff, man. Here. Hold it up. Hold it up.

No, man. I want a big motherfuckin' hug, man.

No, my neck's a little stiff, that's all.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No.

No, no, no, no, no. Goli is the name of the tribe. The tribe.

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no. You're both blushing. What's up?

No, no. Don't, don't. Oh, no. Shit.

No, no. Wait. That ain't smoke, all right?

No, that was Angela. She just stopped by for a second.

No, that's impossible.

No, there's a girlishness happening. What's up? Talk to me.

No, wait, wait, don't do nothin'.

No, we're OK, we're just browsin'.

No. Hello?

No. I really, really miss you.

No. I'm not moving into your house this time. I'm staying in my place.

No. It seems like it's a sexy town.

No. It's all wrong. You know that memo I showed you?

No. No, I realise that you of all people will not be waiting alone,

No. No, I'm not a model. I'm gonna go work for the company.

No. No, no.

No. No, no.

No. No. I'm fine.

No. No. I'm not doin' it.

No... Don't you say nothin'. Don't say nothin'. No, don't touch me.

Not even if Jesus was pourin' it.

Not since Debra that's the girl I almost married.

Not you, Marcus, you the man.

Nothin'? That's what sex is to you.

Now stay the fuck outta my life.

Now why is that?

Now you're flippin'. You're bein' a hypocrite.

Now, Marcus, I hear a girl at the office got you pussy whipped.

Now, see? That's your son. Private school got him all saddity like that.

Now, that one was kinda interesting. I see where you're goin'.

Now, that's some good news. That's good news. Great.

Now, when I have problems with my relationships, which is most of the time,

Now, would you believe me?

Of the sexual potency of black balls.

Oh, boy. Kenny.

Oh, boy. The rabbit is gettin' old, baby. Look at that.

Oh, man. That ain't regular, man.

Oh, shit. Dammit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

OK, do you want Italian, or Indian?

OK, go take your walk, honey.

OK, Marcus.

OK, OK, OK, OK.

OK, OK, OK. Look at it and tell me how it makes you feel.

OK, OK. Stop it, Marcus. I think that we should go home.

OK, tell me this, man. Why Angela? What, she has nice feet?

OK, well, I don't know what Miss... what Jacqueline has told you,

OK, who wants to show me theirs first?

OK, who's gonna be next?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. I know I fucked up.

OK. Slow it down.

OK. So, in other words, you ain't hit the twizzer.

OK. Well, good luck. I sure hope you find him.

OK. Well, let me get you some Icy Hot.

OK. What do you think?

Once I hit it, I lose interest. But that ain't my fault.

One of my tricks, OK? I know the flower thing.

One of the Jenkins boys from vulcan.

Open it up.

Or I will not only take back the million two I am paying you,

Peace. Chill.

Perhaps you should take a few weeks off.

Personally, if I was datin' somebody that fine, I'd wait eight or nine months.

Please be gentle.

Please do not call me that.

Please! You make me feel ridiculous.

Please?

Please?

Psych. Yo, you can't quit, man. You gotta stay.

Pussy. Puss, puss, pussy.

Pussy. Pussy.

Pussy. Pussy.

Really?

Really?

Really? Like what?

Really? That's my department. I'm Marcus Graham.

Really? That's...

Really? Where'd you hear that?

Refer to it and show me a new mock up in the morning.

Remember last week we looked at collages from Romare Bearden?

Remember that little girl I met in Emergency? Baby got her stitches out.

Right there.

Right. You have a meeting with Lady Eloise tomorrow at nine.

Sad, man.

School him.

See how frightened he was, just from a black man screaming "now"?

See, you can't stop with the mushroom shirt.

Sensuality, and stunning natural beauty.

She has no power.

She left you, huh?

She starts talkin' about how my ass moves. I know you said it.

She told you I know how to move my ass in bed? OK.

She was beautiful, but her feet were jacked up.

She was on the ground with the best man.

She's a very sweet woman. She's a little detached from reality.

She's lyin' there, totally naked, right? You could see everything.

She's not a lesbian, man.

She's the name on the package.

Shit, that shit makes me mad, man. Bitches never do that to me, man.

Shit.

Should I pencil you in?

Simply delicious, Marcus.

Since 1948, the name Lady Eloise has been synonymous with glamour, grace,

So good to see you. Every year, you do something new.

So have you seen Angela lately?

So I will try and get back to you soon.

So now you think you're in love with Angela.

So there's no misunderstanding.

So what you sayin', man? It's gonna take a week?

So, do you wanna have a lot of kids when you get married?

So, does this mean that you forgive me?

So, I have prepared a list of names for the fragrance.

So, I'll get back to you, OK?

So, in other words, right at that moment of orgasm,

So, Mr Graham, thank you.

So, now's the most difficult part of the evening. Kiss goodnight.

So, when are we gonna fuck?

So, when we can rise as a people, we runnin' things, you know?

So, would you like to come over for a cup of coffee?

So?

Some motherfuckers can't see a good thing when it's starin' at them.

Some people still think things like that are important.

Some punk ass ******.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. That's her first opening.

Staring you smack in your face? No man can turn down this pussy.

Startin' to sound a little on the soft side. Startin' to sound soft.

Stop saying pussy, people are eating.

Stop.

Stop. Excuse me. Excuse me. You're... Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Stop. Stop it. Will you stop it?

Strut, girl, strut.

Sure you have. You've seen a movie, and you've seen a man and you've said

Sure you right. Look...

Take it, fool. Turnin' down good money.

Take your clothes off. Take 'em off. Off. Clothes...

Tell her I said hey.

Tell me about him. Tell me all about Marcus.

Tell the fellas I might be a little late for lunch today.

Ten children?

Thank you for introducing me to Gerard. We're goin' out tonight.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Check out over here.

Thank you very much. That's very nice of you, Yvonne. Good night.

Thank you.

Thank you. Bless you. Bye.

Thank you. Everybody, this is Mr Graham.

Thanks, Jack.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. My parents are here.

Thanks. You really helped me in here. I felt that.

That are the square ones.

That is ridiculous.

That one was kinda deep. You went to the bottom of the ocean on that one.

That will cool my testicle walls, and that can reverse my condition.

That woman doesn't deserve her own fragrance.

That, right here, is my fish bowl, and this is blood.

That's a good idea. Look what I got.

That's a mask, a Goli mask. I got it from Africa.

That's a new one on Marcus.

That's aroma.

That's expensive.

That's not a family. That's an African village.

That's perfect. Great.

That's right. Say "Look, girl, I'm outta there".

That's something you can do when Jacqueline gets to town, you know.

That's true. You have too much dog and no romance.

That's very Afrocentric. I like this, Khanya.

That's very sweet. That's very, very sweet.

That's weird. I didn't know Africans were into hockey.

That's what I'm thinkin' about doin'.

That's what this is about.

That's where I need to be. I don't wanna paint. You can't paint my misery away.

The 12th is three weeks from now.

The Caribbean?

The commercial that will launch our $18 million push

The fragrance is fine. Nobody's changin' anything.

The Knicks game starts in a minute. Do you mind if we eat in front of the Tv?

The most virile man I have ever seen in all of my entire life,"

The only reason stuff like that happens to me is I pay attention to women.

The only thing that I can suggest is...

The red ball, right? And the game's over

The rest of my administrative team will be arriving tomorrow.

The secret is you got to coordinate. Most people don't coordinate.

The show started a half an hour ago.

The white ball dominates everything. Knocks the shit out of the yellow ball,

Then these are my clothes, and these are the fish.

Then we have...

Then why do you call it Flight...? Forget it. Forget it. Thank you.

There are certain people with a natural fear of black people.

There was this woman, right? Baby had body.

There'd be your picture next to it, like...

There's a whole world out there we don't know about.

There's nothin' wrong with Jacqueline, and nothin' wrong with me.

There's somethin' wrong with her, or somethin' wrong with her twizzer.

There's this one kid that you are gonna love. He is so cute. It'll really lift you up.

These are kids I teach art to whose schools can't afford an art programme.

These sales conventions are really boring. I'm not lookin' forward to it.

They told you that 500 times. Just let it go.

They want to be shocked, they want to be stunned, and they want to be jolted.

They're programmed. Watch. Now!

They're showin' the spot to the board of directors on Friday,

Things happened and... There's certain things you just have no control over.

This is a spear, and this is a shield.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Are you watchin' this? This is incredible.

This is Angela Lewis. She works in our art department. She's very talented.

This is different. Angela is a nice girl.

This is my house. This is the sun.

This is my man Tyler, and this is Gerard. Jacqueline.

This is my vision. It is fabulous.

This is pretty funny that we're meeting like this.

This is ridiculous. Why are my concepts being ignored?

This is the sun, and these are the sunrays,

This is way off, Tye. We are not gonna shoot this until it's right.

This is wild. Man, did you do all the decoration yourself?

This means I'm being a bit emotional, and I acknowledge that,

This the little girl you been talkin' about? Agatha?

Three hours ago? OK, was there a Jacqueline Broyer on the plane?

To grow into a relationship where...

To tell you the truth, Marcus, I don't feel very well.

Todd, see to it that he's at Lavender Hill.

Told you, man. Told you, man. Check this out, man.

True.

Tryin' to find our cat. Where is that cat?

Tyler, there's other things in life besides sex.

V ery nice.

Wait a minute.

Wait, I have someone you should meet.

Wait, wait, wait, I don't wanna come yet.

Wait. You don't have a problem with that?

Wanna know how long do you think it'll take you to bone that new executrix.

Want me to come get a cab with you or somethin'?

Watch your back.

We ain't supposed to be kissing.

We could tear another piece off and make some earrings. Coordinate.

We do not know if I slept with Lady Eloise. I had a chitchat with her.

We don't hang out no more or nothin', man. Man, this shit hurt, man.

We don't keep cash in the store.

We gonna hang out soon. Slow down with that thing, Bony.

We had a great life. You had everything.

We have a little party, set this motherfucker off, man.

We have something exciting coming up.

We hugged just now, and gave each other a pat and we boys again.

We need strong department heads to oversee this merger.

We should go get your things and go to my place.

We supposed to be here, man. We boys, man.

We went out a couple times, and she was gettin' so involved.

We went out, it was whack, and it was your fault, and I wish...

We'll talk about it later.

We're cool, man. You know.

We're kissing.

We're OK. We don't need any help.

We've got a hell of a load.

We've got this meeting in New Orleans on the 24th.

Welcome to Lavender Hill.

Well, according to Jacqueline,

Well, Angela,

Well, as an employee, I thank you for saving my job, and as your lover,

Well, I haven't been out with anybody in about two years.

Well, I like it.

Well, I thank you. Lady Eloise thanks you.

Well, I think it means you forgive me.

Well, I wanna talk to a supervi...

Well, it seems like whatever it is I'm doing to him,

Well, maybe I should just go.

Well, some women have a girlish quality that lasts a lifetime.

Well, that was pretty great, huh?

Well, the board wanted me to let you go.

Well, then, hug.

Well, we don't wanna do that.

Well, what the hell is 911 for?

Well, whatever it is you're doing to him, it's starting to affect his work.

Well, where is he?

Well, why don't I give you a second to think about it, hm?

Well, you enjoy that mint.

Well, you kinda pick those things up, you know, when you're...

Well, you know. Where you want this to...

Well, you seemed desperate, and unsure of yourself.

Whassup, man?

Whassup, man? Where you goin'?

What an absolutely exhausting evening, huh?

What an incredible evening.

What are we doin'?

What did I walk in on? What are y'all talkin' about?

What do you possibly think you know about love?

What do you think?

What else could I do? I been sendin' you letters and I know you got 'em.

What I am doing to him?

What I'm talking about.

What time does the show start?

What you're trying to say is, Marcus is a...

What, you 'bout my size, my height, my weight? Doggy style.

What?

What?

What? ******, please.

What's going on with you and Marcus, but can you try to take it easy on him?

What's he think, you're gonna wear it, stink it all up to be damned,

What's Mr Spock's last name?

Whatever happened to caring and commitment?

When I meet a woman, I am flowers, I am candy, I am soft music...

When I seduce you,

When the white ball drives the black ball completely off the table.

When this merger goes through, I'm gonna be in charge of all of marketing.

When you do Oprah, I wanna be front row.

When you're alone as much as I am.

Where did that come from? Who said that?

Where the cabs busted into the other cab,

Where's my coat?

Where's your pride? Where's your dignity?

Who did that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why do you always have to have all the girls, Marcus?

Why don't she just come out and call us jungle bunnies?

Why don't you guys come chitchat? I...

Why don't you just leap your black ass off the ledge, then? Fuck you.

Why don't you just tell her you're gonna use her, then dump her like you did me?

Why don't you reverse it?

Why you askin', man?

Why you do that, man? I'd have fucked him up but they do that karate shit.

With a bead of sweat runnin' down his face, man? I knew I had that cat.

Women do stuff like that. You say "She's cute" or "Her hair's nice",

Wouldn't you like to dim it, make it a little more romantic, you know?

Wouldn't you like to get a little bit more...

Wouldn't you like to get out of that tight shirt?

Yeah, but I was... No, I'm cool. I'm all right, yeah.

Yeah, but we're going to New Orleans. Have you ever been to New Orleans?

Yeah, he really can jump.

Yeah, hi. What time did Flight 97 from Toronto get in?

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I heard she got promoted to creative director.

Yeah, I lost a white springer spaniel with brown spots on, named Kirby.

Yeah, I was just thinking about doin' it myself.

Yeah, I'm all with that. That, too.

Yeah, it's a real... it's a romantic town.

Yeah, man, chill. That's your father.

Yeah, man. You need to straighten up, show some respect, man. Come on.

Yeah, pretty great.

Yeah, she'd like to thank the hell outta me.

Yeah, sure, why not?

Yeah, that's when I realised that you can't trust anybody.

Yeah, this is a story of famous dogs.

Yeah, why...? This is the fish bowl up here, right?

Yeah, you're right. The kids are a little more inspirational than I've been lately.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I think you should, you know, do your own thing.

Yeah. I'm gonna make a phone call.

Yeah. OK, so, we'll have dinner or somethin', go over it.

Yeah. Peace.

Yeah. See...

Yeah. She did.

Yeah. Yeah, she's happy.

Yeah. You know, I told her "Look here, girl, do your thing."

Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.

Yes, baby.

Yes, that's it. I don't like women. I mean, I'm gay.

Yes, you're probably right.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I mean, eleganz a mack daddy of the month.

Yo, brother, man. Gold watches, gold chains.

Yo, can you get that for me? Think that might be a little surprise.

Yo, is that my shit?

Yo, man, he's gettin' worse. We got to find him a woman, quick.

Yo, man! Whassup? Y'all gonna let a girl come between us, man? What's up?

Yo, man. Excuse me. Excuse me, waitress.

Yo, man. I saw somethin' on cable last night freaked me.

Yo, man. It's racial.

Yo, man. Talk.

Yo, you gotta show some gold to get that girl.

Yo. Yo, I'm gettin' this, Marcus. Step off.

You a little nervous about meeting Gerard's parents?

You always had time for us.

You are brilliant. God, Marcus, they loved it. They loved it.

You are going to turn down a pussy like this?

You are gonna have to process some of this anger, man.

You are my best friend. I'm miserable.

You are really great in bed.

You are taking rather personally.

You are the no pussy gettingest, talkingest shittingest cat I know.

You are?

You can always tell who's gonna get killed. Now, look who's beamin' down.

You can confirm it? Like, you and Marcus have...?

You can trust me.

You can't even look me in my eye, can you, Marcus?

You can't give that information? This is Flight Information, right?

You cannot tell me you did not have fun in there with those kids.

You could ask her, Lloyd. Look, it was a joke.

You could wait eight or nine years and you'd never have no woman that fine.

You didn't even know that. Name is Spock Jenkins.

You do realise we're never gonna be able to control her.

You dry off. Let's put this whole thing behind us and just squash this thing.

You gonna call?

You gonna milk all the apologies outta me.

You got that right, baby. That's why we got junior.

You gotta get rid of the cherries and the banana.

You haven't been watching the news. The big accident in midtown,

You knew I was coming. You knew I was. You knew I was.

You knew you was wrong, that's why you came over in your drawers.

You know what I had to do? I had to rearrange my priorities in life.

You know, I don't wanna blow my own horn...

You know, I knew it. Gerard is really a fun guy, isn't he?

You know, it's a little bright in here.

You know, she could be Mrs Graham. You think I'm jokin'. She's that bad.

You know, speaking of Marcus...

You know, the secret to my salmon is the rosemary in the butter sauce. Cos...

You know, what do you know about love?

You know?

You know? It's the kind of place where you just take somebody that you love,

You look neat.

You met that girl. She's not very smart.

You need more romance and less Doberman pinscher.

You need to get in touch with Tyler, and say "Tyler, I love you, man".

You no good... Marcus.

You not supposed to be in my office, or goin' through my mail, OK?

You only love your damn self.

You poor baby.

You really have to go?

You really know how to move your ass, you know?

You recut it? But is it sexy?

You ruined your life. I said this was gonna happen.

You said you didn't care who she went out with.

You see Kirk, McCoy, Spock, and Yeoman Johnson.

You see, I don't date men I work with.

You seemed so... I don't know.

You seemed...

You should leave that for someone else to do.

You should see the way she just... she throws herself

You shouldn't have to blow your own horn.

You stand in the middle of it, lookin' breathtakin'.

You sure?

You think I'd bother you unless I was ready to be everything you wanted?

You think Malcolm X died so you could walk around lookin' like a chump?

You think, just cos I have a low sperm count, that I can't function normally.

You thinkin' of hookin' her up with Tyler?

You used to be with these kids and we used to have fun.

You used to have a good time.

You was treatin' me like my name was Stanley. But you're a fan of my work.

You were in my medicine cabinet all my life,

You wild. But at least my lady didn't leave me for no damn Guardian Angel.

You would.

You'd never think a woman that fine would have Hammer time in her shoe.

You'll get back to me?

You'll have the whole house smellin' like funky corn chips.

You're auditioning for one of the commercials. Are you a model?

You're breathtaking. You're the most gorgeous woman I've ever laid eyes on.

You're damn right you fucked up. You hurt me.

You're gettin' yourself all upset and worked up over nothing.

You're gonna have yourself on the plane,

You're interested in her, right?

You're like a breath of fresh air. I've never seen everybody so excited. It's...

You're Marcus Graham? You're Marcus Graham?

You're more confident.

You're not gay. You're not gay, you just don't wanna fuck me.

You're powerful, you're glamorous, you're sexy, you're intelligent.

You're relaxed.

You're sorry and you're tired. You don't love me or Jacqueline.

You're talkin' about 9 7 6 D l C K, Chicks With Dicks.

You're the one flippin' this into a man woman thing. I said dinner,

You're too much.

You're very, very talented.

You're walkin' around with your head down, mopin'.

You've gotta go. Marcus has planned a wonderful trip. We're gonna have fun.

You've made it painfully obvious that you're not one of them people.

You've made me feel dirty. I don't believe this is happenin' to me.

Your mother opens your eye and blows. Your eyeball comes out.

Your spot tested through the roof.

"Afterbirth". After what?

"That sounds good." Come on. What?

All right, man. My man.

All right. That sounds good.

All right. Close your eyes. Go.

All right. Give it to me. We hugged already.

All up in my business. I wasn't tryin' to pry, really.

Am I mistaken? Huh? No, Jackie.

And so do you. Thank you.

And that's fun? No, but that's where my head is at.

and, like, give it back to him? We can't get over this...

Angela. Come on.

Are you all right? Huh? Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you? Excuse me.

Because I don't want them there. But they can't live on the floor.

Beet juice? No, thank you.

before they embarrass me any further. OK.

Birth, birth, birth. Thank you, darling.

Blue people. Yeah, that's nice. What do you think?

Borderline bitch. You know what your problem is?

Breathe. Let the brother relax. I'm sorry, man. I was just playin'.

Brother, that's a nice watch. Thank you.

But he hit it. It's Gerard, isn't it? I don't know.

But see how our thing is here? We are on the same wavelength.

But you can walk me to the elevator. What a treat.

Bye bye. Good luck.

Can I be honest? Please.

Come on, you don't fuck her brains. I'm looking for perfection.

Come on. Christie, don't. I shouldn't be in here.

Congratulations, Marcus. Congratulate Angela.

Cool. Nelson's waiting. And Anita called.

Course I am. I wanna know when the show starts.

Didn't you hear me say I was sorry? I heard you.

Dinner. OK, I'll see you at dinner.

Do I look like the kinda girl to pry? Not five minutes ago,

Do you have a pen? Do I?

Do you like it? Yes, very much.

Do you walk him here every day? Yeah, I do.

Don't even try. You know I gets mine. Brother, please.

Don't... Come on, stop. He's a no good barking mutt.

Excuse me, Jacqueline. It's that time. Thank you, Todd. Nice meeting you.

Excuse me, that is a shadow. I think it's a shadow of a nipple.

Flavour. Delicious. Yeah.

Gerard could not hit it if he had a bat. You want to keep it a secret, huh?

Gerard hit it, didn't he? No. Hit it?

Get outta here. I'm in the shower. Marcus.

Go make a phone call. Excuse me. Yeah.

God, we're talking about work. Work.

Good evening, Mr Graham. Good evening.

Good morning. Morning.

Good pick, junior. Daddy.

Good. You have a beautiful accent.

Goodbye. Night, Angela.

Greetings, my Nubian princess. My king.

He got handicapped balls. Stop that, man.

He's a sucker, man. Racial.

He's like a family member, you know? I know. I feel the same about Brutus.

He's trippin'. Look, I'm a realist, right?

He's very much fun. It's his father and his mother

Hello, Jacqueline. You look great.

Hello? Yes?

Hello. You finally decide to show up.

Hey, babe, you got a sec? Marcus, hi.

Hey, what's up? Angela's over there.

Hey, you. Hello.

Hey, you. I left somethin' on your desk. I've got it.

Hey. Hey. You're here. I was gonna leave.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. Whassup? Yo. Whassup?

Hi, Marcus. Hey.

Hi. Hi, Angela.

Hi. How are you?

Hi. Oh, God.

Hi. We're lookin' for Angela... We are not.

Honestly, it's makin' me kinda horny. No. Feel.

How are you? Good. You look lost. Can I help you?

How could you talk about what I do? She said that?

How do you know everything? I read it in your office.

How is it? I haven't seen it. I let Nelson do it.

How'd you get here, anyway? Our new teacher brought us.

I believe in takin' things slow, too. That's what I'm talking about.

I brought you some chitterlings. Gerard's mother...

I can't do this. I have condoms.

I didn't think anyone was home. I'm sorry. I dozed off.

I even quit my job because of you. Did I ask you to quit your job?

I got an idea. What?

I got it goin' on again? Yeah. I like it.

I guess I'll have to do it again. No. I'll do it.

I had to go... Shut up. Look at this.

I hate it. But this fragrance tested very well.

I have complete autonomy? You the man.

I haven't seen you in so long. Four months, two weeks, to be exact.

I just want some coffee. And for the lady?

I know. But it's nice. No, it's a nice idea.

I like it. Good.

I love my Brutus. I can see why.

I love Star Trek. Do you really?

I saved your eye. No, no, no, no, no.

I thank you for ruining my life. Come on, I didn't ruin your life.

I think you should be blue. No. You'll get paint all over me.

I thought so. Yes.

I was kinda worried about you. Really?

I would've stopped. You gotta keep goin'.

I... Those are really creative.

I'd like to think I was the inspiration. No. Look.

I'll get him. I'm gonna work on him. Fine.

I'll see y'all at lunch. OK. Peace.

I'll take the chitterlings. I want a bowl.

I'm a huge fan of your work. Thank you very much.

I'm bein' indecisive. Yes. You're being indecisive.

I'm going to work. OK.

I'm gonna call your probation officer. Court order?

I'm gonna whup somebody's ass. Sit down, Marcus.

I'm not going. Now, listen.

I'm sorry, I thought you said "bath". No. It's English. B l R T H. Birth.

I'm sorry, I'm Jacqueline Broyer. OK.

I'm sorry. Why are you laughing?

If you were a guy. Not that I have those thoughts,

Interesting. See? I told you they don't stink

It's a shadow. I'll blow it up.

It's an art form. I can't do that, man.

It's eclectic. Yeah. Eclectic, yeah.

It's Jacqueline's. Say it.

Just dinner? Just our workload over a meal.

Just friends, huh? Yes.

Just friends. Leave it alone, hon.

Kirby. Did you lose your dog?

Later. Bye.

Let me get that coat for you. Thank you.

Losers get the beer. I'm gonna get the beer...

Man, that is crass. May I help you?

Marcus, darling. How you doin', Lady Eloise?

Marcus, spend the night with me. Christie, no, it's just too soon. I c...

May I have a seat? Please.

Mornin', ladies. Hi, Marcus.

Morning, Noreen. Good morning, Marcus.

Morning. Good morning.

Mr Graham? Yes.

My feet. Can I take my shoes off? Yeah, you can.

Nasty Nelson. That's me.

Nelson. Hello, Marcus.

Nice meeting you, too. Bye.

Nice to see you again. Nice to see you, too.

Night. Thank you. See you next week.

No, it's her company. The Lady Eloise. She hasn't run it for 15 years.

No, no, no. It's really...

No, not at all. Sure. No? Great.

No, nothin' like that. Why you askin', man?

No, you trippin'. Definitely, definitely. No, you def...

No. I will call her and tell her that...

No. That's cool. Whatever you say.

No. That's how committed I am.

No. Yo...

No. No. No, no, no. I'm not proposing or anything.

Not a drop. Twizzer? What's that?

Now, let me show you somethin'. You got on a mushroom belt.

Now, what would make you say that? Most men are. She's fantastic.

Now, where'd that come from? I don't know.

Of course not. My tuxedo isn't ironed or nothin'.

Of course we're by ourselves. Christie.

OK, bye, Tyler. Take care of yourself. See y'all later, all right?

OK, what did you say to her? What did I say?

OK. All right.

OK. Come on.

OK. Dinner?

OK. Well, I'm goin' this way, too.

Pathetic? Kind of.

Please, Marcus. Please, my ass.

Please, my feet do not stink. Star Trek's comin' on.

Racial, man. Racial. Man, you trippin' now.

Real energetic dog. Did you see him? I haven't seen him.

Really? Marketing, yeah.

Really? Nothin' really happened between us...

Really? Yes.

Really? From whom? From Lady Eloise. Lady Eloise.

Right? I got it.

See, you got to coordinate. That's what you did.

She even has pretty feet. Oh, yeah? How's the coochie?

She's bugged. v ery interesting.

She's crazy. No, this is very interesting.

She's not a lesbian, OK? Yo, man, it's been about three weeks.

Shoot whatever you wanna shoot. Whatever I want to shoot?

So good. A piece of coat, I think.

So I can't be with a nice girl? No.

So what happened with this girl? Man, she was beautiful.

So what? Well, they been in there hittin' it.

So what's the problem? Well, I just think that...

So you like it? v ery interesting.

So, like, women like guys that just... Yeah. Decide.

So, next week, dinner? You got it.

So, who's the victim tonight? Yvonne, I don't feel like playin'. Stop.

So, yo, man, you gonna quit, right? Of course he's gonna quit, man.

Some girliness. Girliness. Nothing.

Some women might get offended. All right.

Sure. Do you like kids?

Sure. Thank you.

Thank you, Khanya. Thank you for your interpretation.

Thank you. But the name of this fragrance

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. We miss you. Where have you been?

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. So did I. Even though we never got to eat.

Thanks. Come on in.

That sounds good. Oh, God. You'll love 'em.

That was not pathetic. Come on.

That was very seductive. What?

That's a big, wonderful bed. Yeah, well, I need my space.

That's her? Yeah.

That's not a nipple. That's a shadow. That's a nipple.

That's so nice. Now, remember last week we saw...

That's what I said. Nice to meet you.

That's why you get no pussy. Exactly.

The phone's ringing. I'll get paint on you.

The pool table is earth, so it's green. See, your shit is comin' out now.

The whole pig, huh? You didn't marry me for my cookin'.

Tryin' to seduce me. What?

Unbelievable. This...

v ery good. Diet? Diet, schmiet.

v ery good. v ery good.

We're the same cat. Get him, then.

Welcome to the penthouse. It's kinda smoky in here, chief.

Well, expand. All right, check it out.

Well, look at this one. Angela. Wow.

Well, then, I quit. You can't quit

Well, whatever. I'll rap to you. All right. I gotta go.

Were they? Yeah. I pulled the covers back...

Whassup? You are absolutely wonderful.

What a lively little thing you are. OK, tell us about this.

What are you two doing here? Angela.

What do you think? People are gonna love this.

What, you think I can't pay for it? Well, there is no layaway plan.

What? According to Jacqueline,

What? Asparagus spears.

What? Come on.

What? For white guys, it'd be asparagus tips.

What? I really gotta stop.

What? I wanna show you something.

What? Stop.

What'd you do, man? Guess.

What's Captain Kirk's first name? Captain.

What's next? Casting for the body lotion spot.

What's that? You know what.

What's the matter with you? Stop it.

What's the matter with you? You don't like women?

What's up? Really?

when you pull the membrane out. Momma.

Where are you from? Holland. Nice meeting you.

Where'd you get the mushroom shirt? I'm trying to impress you.

Where's Kirby? Kirby. Kirby. He's at the groomer's.

Who's there? A scared little boy named Marcus.

Whose is it, huh? Whose is it? It's yours. It's yours.

Why are you doin' this? Doing what?

Why you leavin'? It's time to go.

Why? Cos we're friends.

Will you stop it? I don't know any man that can refuse.

With the usual card? "Thinking only of you."

Would anyone care for some dessert? Yeah, I'll have the tiramisu.

Wow, you look great. Thank you.

Wow. Nice place. Thank you.

Y'all don't pay attention to women. I pay attention.

Y'all excuse me. You know what?

Y'all make up now, man. We just, you know, made up, man.

Y'all ready to eat? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a Trekkie. Get outta here. I'm a Trekkie.

Yeah, she's bad. Hello, Marcus.

Yeah, sure. I know it's none of my business,

Yeah? ..it was Hammer time.

Yeah? Anita on line one.

Yeah. Cool. Music.

Yeah. Look, I ordered the duck, right?

Yeah. No, man, I was just, you know, kiddin'.

Yeah. What happened with Tracy?

Yeah. What vegetable comes with that?

Yeah. These are for you. Thank you.

Yes. And what were you supposed to do?

Yes. But you don't stop there, see?

Yes. Well, I think this is it.

Yo, man, she a lesbo. Man, the term is gay, all right, Tyler?

Yo, man. Man, when are we gonna hang out?

Yo, Marcus. Hey, man.

Yo, Marcus. What's up?

Yo, whassup? Whassup?

Yo, yo. Yo, got a hook up for tonight. Who?

You better still love me. She's by herself. I'm playin'. It's you.

You don't have to say anything. I do. I'm really sorry, Gerard.

You don't have to thank me. Come on. No, no, I shouldn't come in.

You don't want me to go with you? No, I'd better run them home

You don't want me to help? I got it. Go on home.

You got problems. You're comin' out.

You gotta keep goin'. What you got, a mushroom ring?

You have no clothes on underneath. No.

You have to study their movements. Get outta here.

You know Marcus and his big ideas. I do.

You know... You had something in your eye.

You like it? Really? Yes. I like it. I like it a lot.

You look great. Thank you.

You look great. Thank you. So do you.

You look great. You're all dressed up. You're lookin' casually fine tonight.

You look just like your dad. Thanks.

You right, man. Don't even trip on it. No refund?

You said it... She's a little off.

You saw me, saw the mushroom shirt. I said "mushroom shirt".

You understand that one. Yeah.

You're gonna read right through? Right through.

You're not gettin' serious, are you? What you talkin' about? What is that?

You're very good at this job. I know this.

Your new teacher? Where is she? He.

Your parents are smokin' a joint? No, they been in there fuckin'.

"Afterbirth".

"Excuse me, sir, I'm sorry to bother you, but, well, I just had to meet you

"How about lunch at Hou..." v ery impressive.

"Love Puss". "Pig Puke".

"Marcus, with regards to us doing it again, I'll get back to you."

"See other men, cos I'm gonna see other women, you know."

"Steel v agina" marvellous.

"Steel v agina".

"There is a nice looking man." You have.

"Wet Spot". No, sorry. I crossed out that one.