Suicide Squad (2016) Soundboard Edit

A sorceress from another dimension. Another world

After that, I'm gonna need some help. You down?

Ain't nobody tell me no.

All right, I'm gonna kill him.

All this bomb in the neck crap.

AMANDA: Before she ran off and joined the circus,

AMANDA: For those of you who don't know me officially,

AMANDA: He looked like a monster.

AMANDA: He's the most wanted hitman in the world.

AMANDA: Stand by.

AMANDA: They became the king and queen of Gotham City

And a bear skin rug waiting

And do what?

And God help anyone who disrespected the queen.

And here's one now

And just as I hoped, it got personal

And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy is not a piece of shit.

And serve beneath my feet.

And she turns them into a soldier who can take a headshot and still fight.

And that's how she escaped from Waller.

And then there's the Aussie

And we found her heart.

And where is this witch?

And whoever finds it can control the witch.

And will likely be here when we're long gone.

And you get paid.

And you, Doctor...

And you're gonna end this.

And you're gonna make sure I get paid?

Another textbook sociopath.

Because the soldier led you?

Bitch, I'm having a drink.

BOOMERANG: Yeah, let's go home.

Boss, they're not talking to me.

Bring the car around.

But her stank ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come

But maybe we should

But sit down and have a drink.

But without you minding her,

But you can get him back, right?

But you're lucky.

Can you breathe? Did you take anything?

CHAIRMAN: All right.

Chance at a life outside the shadows.

Clear! Everyone move out!

Colonel, for the record, this is exactly what I was concerned about.

Come on, do the bastard.

Come on, I'm bored

Come on, man. Why am I here?

Come on.

Compared to your shit, she killed it.

Daddy... I know you do bad things.

Damn it!

Darling, I'm walking out of here a free man

DEADSHOT: Flag!

DEADSHOT: Harley, you coming?

DEADSHOT: Hey.

DEADSHOT: Is it the President?

DEADSHOT: Mmm.

DEADSHOT: So that's your old lady, huh?

DEADSHOT: You gonna fight with us?

Diablo, drive him into the corner!

Diablo, get clear! Get outta there!

DIABLO: Don't touch me, man!

Digger Harkness.

Do it!

Do whatever they say. Just do it.

Don't make me get you.

Down on your knees! Hands in the air! Turn around.

Dude, this is real

ENCHANTRESS: Enchantress.

ENCHANTRESS: Go ahead

ENCHANTRESS: Why are you here?

Enchantress.

Enchantress.

Enough!

Everyone for themselves, right?

Freedom! You remember that, don't you?

Get off me! Son of a...

Get your boys moving.

Give me that.

Going to the roof.

Good one, mate.

GRIGGS: Do not fire that goddamn weapon!

GRIGGS: Open!

HARLEY: Ooh. Look at the pretty lights!

Harley!

Harley.

Have a nice cold beer, a nice meal.

He just threatened me.

He never found it.

He's a cannibal.

Hello, baby.

Hey, babe, that's beautiful.

Hey, Deadshot, I need your help.

Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right?

Hey, guys!

Hey, I don't do hugs. I'm not a hugger.

Hey, I'm not judging. I've buried a lot of mistakes, too

Hey! Let me out!

Hmm.

Hola, amigo.

How did this witch even know how to target this thing?

How do you do?

How many people you killed, man?

I am not

I can, my dear.

I did everything you said. I helped you.

I don't know what I do...

I don't want your crazy

I got a contract

I got me a sewer to crawl back into.

I kept it hidden for most of my life, but...

I killed the Bat.

I know how to make pancakes now

I love you, Daddy.

I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want

I thought this was contained!

I wanted to come by and personally say thank you.

I was gonna say, I wouldn't do that if I were you

I'm bored. Play with me

I'm breathing fresh air.

I'm going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?

I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to.

I'm not a thief

I'm not asking, bro.

I'm on my way.

I'm sorry, I can't do that again

I'm taking my kids to Mom's.

I'm thinking if we move together,

I've had a run of bad decks. Not my fault. All right?

If you deliver.

In the street.

In World War Two, the US Navy made a deal with the mafia

Is he supposed to be green like that?

Is that a person?

Is that the medicine you practice, Dr

Is what I do for a living

It got done, didn't it?

It was.

It's a need to know, and all you need to know is you work for me.

It's from Mr. J.

It's not real.

It's over.

It's time.

It's Waller.

It's World War Three.

Join me, or die.

JOKER: Dr. Quinzel.

JUNE: Baby. Baby.

Just get it done.

Let me join my brother.

Let me out of here, darling, please.

Let's do this

Let's go get her.

Like fight the next war, defeat the next Superman.

Like Harvard. Or Yale.

Look at you.

MAN 1: We finally meet.

MAN: Shh!

MAN: Sir.

MAN: Yeah, they're here.

Maybe.

Midway City is under attack. It's a non human entity

Mmm hmm.

Mmm?

Nah. Never.

No.

Nobody does.

Nope. That's not the rules. No money, no honey.

Now that's my price.

Of all who have faced me, you have earned mercy.

Oh, that she is.

Oh, you!

Oh! My God!

Okay, honey. It's me and you.

Okay. Okay, okay. Relax. There was an accounting error.

Once you and your armies are gone, my darkness will spread across this world.

Open up!

Or as the tabloids call him, Captain Boomerang.

Or we're going to start having some real fun.

Over here!

Own it!

Please.

Promise me you'll stop her.

Puddin'!

Put that burrito down. You got visitors, man.

Question.

Remember when I brought you that cookie? That was a real cookie

Rick, in position. Standing by.

RICK: (WHISPERING) What the hell? Deadshot. Fall back.

RICK: A witch.

RICK: All right, unlock him

RICK: June!

RICK: Take a knee.

Savior One Zero, how copy?

Sector C! Pull your heads outta your ass! Boss is on deck!

See, nobody could get near this thing, but the witch could.

She talks to him.

She trying to play games with you, man.

Shh.

Shit!

Shit.

Sir.

So thoughtful.

SOLDIER: Go, go, go, go!

SOLDIER: Go!

Son of a bitch. Get off me.

Sorry, Mother Superior, what?

Sorry.

Sorry. It's what I do.

Stupid Bat, you're ruining date night!

Sweep for shooters so we can bring in our aviation assets.

That can be arranged.

That sounds good. You guys wanna go home? Hmm?

That thing's her heart?

That's bullshit.

That's gangsta.

That's how far the bullet actually goes?

That's how I cut and run.

That's too easy.

The Enchantress.

The older I got, the stronger it got

The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!

The sun is setting, and the magic rises. The metahumans are a sign of change.

Then he came to America for a fresh target set.

There's an active terrorist event in Midway City.

They weren't cleared for any of this. Any of it.

This is a mistake. Rick, I can't do this.

This is our home.

This meeting is now a magic show?

Uh oh.

Uh, hey, man. I know you can't hear me 'cause you're trapped

Unlock 'em

We got this.

We gotta cut her heart out.

We were all chosen to fail.

We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right?

We're being led to our deaths.

We're going live with Task Force X. Pull 'em.

We're not the kind of people you play with.

Well, we almost pulled it off

What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

What happened?

What is that? What is that? Who are you?

What the hell, Flag?

What?

What?

What?

What's that?

When does this end, Flag?

Who would've stopped him?

Who's this?

Why don't you stop acting like a drunken stripper?

Without killing them all.

WOMAN: Let's get her down to the morgue.

Would you live for me?

Would you...

Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Yeah?

Yes

You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!

You believe in friendship. I believe in leverage

You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?

You gonna tell him I took care of you?

You helped me.

You know the dark places, too. Don't act like you don't.

You know, you got rifling twist.

You know? One was feeding the other.

You look tired.

You making me good money. I'm making you good money.

You messed with my friends.

You should stop working nights.

You want me?

You want your life and your kid back.

You're going somewhere very bad, to do something that'll get you killed.

You're not going to pitch us that

You're welcome.

ZOE: I know you do bad things.

ZOE: Please, Daddy. Don't do it.

(BANGING ON DOOR) You are so smart. Right.

(BEEPING) (GASPS)

(EXHALES) (PHONE CLATTERS)

(EXPLOSION) (SCREAMS)

(GROANING) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(GRUNTS) (SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS) Lady. Hey. MAN: Injection successful.

(GUN FIRING) (STAFF SCREAMING)

(GUNSHOT) (GASPS)

(LAUGHS) RICK: Listen up!

(ROARS) MAN: Whoa!

(SNIFFING) Oops.

Ahh! (WHIMPERING)

Anything on the other squad? No, ma'am.

Boss wants to see you. You know who I am?

Get him, mate! Come on.

Good riddance. DEADSHOT: Harley!

It's Miller time. Check

MAN 1: Yo, J. (GUNSHOT)

That is called loaf. Loaf

What did you say to him? (CHUCKLES)

What? RICK: You heard me.

You're late. (SPEAKING JAPANESE)

'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible.

(ALL GRUNTING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPS)

(BLOWS KISS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) You're in no position to make any demands.

(CLATTERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD SCREAMING)

(DIABLO YELLING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(ESPRESSO MACHINE WHIRRING)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) Get off me.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GUNS FIRING)

(GUNS FIRING)

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(HISSES)

(HUMMING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(JOKER MOANING)

(KILLER CROC GROWLING)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(MAN GRUNTING)

(MAN SCREAMING)

(MAN SPEAKING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

(OFFICER SHOUTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(RIFLE COCKS)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCREAMS)

(SIGHS)

(SIREN CHIRPS)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SOBBING)

(SWORD SWISHING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(WHISPERING) Tell them, Put it down.

(WHISTLES)

(YELLING)