Suicide Squad (2016) Edit

A machine gun?

A non human entity appeared in the subway station.

A promise promise?

A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum.

A team of pipe hitters who'll do anything you can dream up.

A thank you would be nice.

A woman.

Activate Task Force X

ADMIRAL OLSEN: How'd you catch him?

Admit it, Rick. I was right.

Admit it, Rick. I was right.

Ah.

Ain't got nothing to worry about from me. I'm cool, homie.

Ain't you scared?

All of that chitchat's gonna get ya hurt.

All right, secure the roof.

All right, yeah, I'm down. I get it, all right?

All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits.

All right? I came into some resources. I'mma get us a spot.

All right.

All right. Now you know what you're buying.

All right. What's your play right now?

Alpha One, hit her.

Alpha, Bravo team, on me.

Alpha, Bravo team. Mount up!

Always. What about the shit in our necks?

AMAN DA: She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.

Amanda Waller has a plan. Amanda?

AMANDA: And that is why I'm here.

AMANDA: And that was just the beginning.

AMANDA: But the Bat got her, too. She's in the same hole as Deadshot.

AMANDA: Deadshot,

AMANDA: Flag, talk to me. What's going on down there?

AMANDA: He robbed every bank in Australia at least once.

AMANDA: I assigned him to watch Dr. Moone,

AMANDA: I have the witch's heart.

AMANDA: Meet the Enchantress.

AMANDA: She opened something she shouldn't have...

AMANDA: She's crazier than him.

AMANDA: The Joker and Harley Quinn are no more.

AMANDA: The only person that matters in the city,

AMANDA: The world changed when Superman flew across the sky.

AMANDA: They call him Killer Croc.

AMANDA: This is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne.

AMANDA: We didn't. He surrendered.

Ames, if this man shoots me,

An only child.

And all for Waller.

And coach little leagues, and make car payments?

And Dr. Moone has his.

And get Amanda Waller and her whole circus on scene ASAP.

And get my rescuee on that extraction helo.

And grab the President of the United States

And have you heard of the pyrokinetic homeboy?

And I know what you want.

And I want you to go clear my browser history.

And I'm gonna rain down on you like the Holy Ghost.

And I'm the bad guy?

And if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.

And if they get caught, we throw them under the bus.

And it will be mine to rule.

And quietly return to my cage.

And still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.

And then I met June.

And then it changed again when he didn't.

And they can't have people knowing the truth.

And when it comes to the heart,

And you do understand my legal exposure.

And you shoot a man down here on the street,

And you're a serial killer who takes credit cards.

And, uh,

And, uh, if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping,

And?

And?

And...

Anthrax in our mail. We got fluoride in our water.

Any other requests?

Anybody who touches me is dead. Anybody who... (SCREAMS)

Anything for a dollar, right?

Anything happens to Colonel Flag, I'll kill every single one of you.

Anything you want.

Anything. I mean, yeah.

Apparently, that's why the creatures chase him all the time.

Archeologist Dr. June Moone,

Are you coming back?

Are you gonna kiss me or not?

Are you guys seeing this?

Are you next?

Are you sweet talking me?

Are you the Devil?

Argh!

Ask what?

At least I know it's a sewer.

Aw, he's embarrassed of us!

Aw, why not?

Aw! God, you're so...

Baby, it's just a nightmare.

Backblast, clear!

BATMAN: It's over, Deadshot.

Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.

Be a walk in the park.

Because getting people to act against their own self interest

Because I'm bored.

Because that would be real classy!

Beer.

Behold the voice of God.

Best schools. And then I want her to go to college.

BET.

Between the building and the sidewalk.

Blah blah, blah, blah.

Blow it!

Blow it.

Bomb's ready.

BOOMERANG: And the kids?

BOOMERANG: Hey, well,

BOOMERANG: Speak for yourself, mate.

Boss, we got a problem!

Boss, we got people up here.

Bring it in.

Bump out second squad two blocks east.

But a two faced dude like you wouldn't survive a second on the street.

But everyone has a weakness. And a weakness can be leveraged.

But he tangled with a metahuman and lived to tell about it.

But I finally have them. The worst of the worst.

But I'm a hitman. I'm not a fireman. I don't save people.

But I'm concerned 'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.

But I'm going to have a drink.

But inside, you're ugly.

But this time, you're gonna listen.

But until that happens,

But what happens if the next Superman becomes a terrorist?

But you look around, we're free, brah.

But you sit there looking like the cat that ate the canary.

By erasing my mind?

By the way, I've got some g**** soda on ice,

C2, what is the operational load of the PLS?

Can I go, man? What the hell is going on, man?

Careful.

Chato Santana. On the streets they call him El Diablo.

Clear.

Clear.

Colonel Rick Flag.

Come here. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you a secret?

Come on, baby.

Come on, man!

Come on, Puddin'. Do it!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Complete the mission, you get time off your prison sentence.

Consider yourself under my protection.

COP: Light it up! Light it up! Light it up!

Dad, it's okay. I can take care of her.

Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.

Daddy, I love you.

Damn it.

Damn. That is just a mean lady.

DEADSHOT: Bloody Mary, right?

DEADSHOT: Circle up. Circle around him.

DEADSHOT: Hey, Flag.

DEADSHOT: Hey, y'all might wanna leave old boy alone.

DEADSHOT: I will knock your ass out.

DEADSHOT: So let me guess.

DEADSHOT: They're taking him outta the car now.

DEADSHOT: You might need to be careful.

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

Desire, mutual benefit, whatever.

Despite what everybody thought.

DIABLO: Yeah. It's us.

Did you just... Did you threaten me?

Didn't you?

Dirty bombs, bad guys shooting up the place with AKs.

Do it. Do it, do it, do it.

Do not say this oath thoughtlessly.

Do something.

Do what you gotta do.

Do you want this?

Do your worst, bitch!

Doesn't work well with others.

Don't do it.

Don't empty nothing. You don't even know this lady.

Don't forget about The Joker's girlfriend.

Don't forget, we're the bad guys.

Don't get high spirited on me and ruin a good thing.

Don't hurt me.

Don't make me shoot you.

Don't touch you? What you gonna do?

Don't worry, I still love you.

Don't worry, I still love you.

Dr. Moone.

Drink dulls the mind.

Duck in.

Easy peasy.

ENCHANTRESS: But it is our time.

ENCHANTRESS: I've been waiting for you all night.

ENCHANTRESS: My spell is complete.

Enchantress.

Enchantress.

Even if it kills me.

Even when I didn't want it.

Every single day.

Every single time you open your mouth?

Every test, every trial, every initiation.

Everybody calm down.

Everybody, down!

Everybody, line up for extraction.

Everybody's disappearing.

Everybody's gonna know what we did.

Everything a growing fella needs, like you.

Everything is over.

Everything we know about her is in your briefing packs.

Everything.

Evolution took a step backwards with this one.

Exactly what you want.

Except my old lady.

Fail the mission, you die.

Fine. Don't waste my time then.

Flag had you chasing a carrot on a stick, homie.

Flag, get her out of here.

Flag, get out of there.

Flag, it's a negative.

Flag, who's up there?

Flag!

Floyd Lawton, aka Deadshot.

Floyd, step up to the door. Dinner time.

For business, you know.

For the last time,

For the national security of the United States

For those of us who don't speak good guy, what is HVT 1?

For two sweet seconds...

Freedom, man.

General, we run them covertly, non attributed.

Get off me!

Get off me! Get off me! Harley, what do you mean by that?

Get up there, smack on her ass, tell her, Knock this shit off.

Gets jumped in a prison riot and incinerates half the yard.

Give me that, Smitty.

Give me the word, boss. I'll drop him.

Gives me their power.

Go 7, I need your sensors on those coordinates.

Go ahead, open that up, B.

Go ahead, pull the trigger. Empty it.

Go and get the car.

Go away.

Go get it, girl.

Go!

God didn't give me this.

Gonna come in here and tell me that?

Good job, man. He's killing it.

Good night.

Good.

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

Got something real nice for you today, boy.

GQ, come in. We're in position.

Grab what you need for a fight. We're wheels up in 10.

GRACE: Miss me?

Griggs, tell your men to stand down.

GRIGGS: Come on, guys. Don't waste my time.

GRIGGS: Come on, man. You're six foot four. She's a tiny little girl.

GRIGGS: Here you are! You hungry?

GRIGGS: Lester, Lester! Hit me one more time!

GRIGGS: Maybe. Why do you think so?

GRIGGS: Open that gate.

GRIGGS: Welcome, ma'am. How are you?

GRIGGS: Where you at?

GRIGGS: Whoo.

GRIGGS: Yeah.

GRIGGS: Yo, ese.

GRIGGS: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey.

Griggs. You are?

GUARD: Prisoner, get down on your knees, now!

Ha!

Hands up high!

Harley Quinn.

HARLEY: Goody.

HARLEY: Harley Quinn. Nice to meet ya.

HARLEY: Mmm!

HARLEY: Oh!

HARLEY: Uh oh.

HARLEY: We just saved the world.

HARLEY: Well, you better make it quick

HARLEY: What ya having, K.C.?

HARLEY: Whee!

HARLEY: Why, what's wrong? You don't like me?

Harley!

Harley!

Have a drink with us.

He could torch this whole joint. Ain't that right, ese?

He dies, we die.

He eats people for reals, homie.

He eats people.

He killed them.

He married me!

He was chased out of Gotham by the Bat.

He'll be too busy burning to death to have a go at us with his phone of doom.

He's dead.

He's like the gold standard, okay?

He's right above us.

He's so intense!

He's ugly on the outside, too.

Hell, no.

Helos extract us off the roof.

Her heart's out! We can end this!

Her nanite's disarmed!

Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

Here. Lower.

Here's to honor among thieves.

Hey, be careful.

Hey, boss, it true he chewed a dude's hand off?

Hey, come on.

Hey, cool if I leave it with you? I'm way behind today.

Hey, craziness.

Hey, dickface!

Hey, don't!

Hey, Flag.

Hey, guys. I'm back!

Hey, Harley!

Hey, Harley. Come on.

Hey, I'm cooperating. All right?

Hey, J.

Hey, lady? Um...

Hey, one minute I'm playing Mahjong with me nanna,

Hey, that's okay, sellout. I get it. I get it.

Hey, what's going on, man?

Hey, what's that crap on your face? Does it wash off?

Hey, you were some help, princess.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you. Hey, I'm talking to you.

Hey! You feel that? Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. I like these odds, mate. You just say the word.

Hi, boys! Harley Quinn.

Hiding.

His daughter.

His is an 11 year old honor student in Gotham City.

His name is Waylon Jones.

His soul's trapped inside of it.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. You preaching?

Hold that thought.

Hope don't stop the wheel from turning, my brother.

How about a little something from the weapons ministry vault in Tehran?

How about you, hot stuff?

How are you not dead?

How do you know this?

How long have you been able to see?

How you doing, man?

How'd she do it, Flag?

How'd she game the system with you watching her every move?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.

I am not someone who is loved.

I am your ally.

I am your consequence.

I asked.

I can take care of myself.

I can't change what I did. And neither can you!

I could tell you meant that.

I do not care that you're a girl.

I do not think that'd be wise.

I do.

I do.

I don't kill women or children.

I don't know if they told you,

I don't like it either.

I don't like this, Flag.

I don't wanna give this dude a heart attack. Okay?

I don't want no beef.

I don't want to do this in front of your daughter.

I execute my will according to my plan.

I got a double cheeseburger, onion rings, a little coleslaw.

I got plenty of my own strings to pull.

I got this.

I got this. Let me show you what I really am.

I got your back.

I gotta go.

I gotta work on my cardio.

I had to stop these guys from burning down your house with your kids in it.

I have done everything you said.

I have proved I love you. Just accept it.

I just gave an anonymous tip to the right guy in Gotham City.

I knew you'd come through.

I know how the world works, okay?

I left a big ass demo charge down there in that subway.

I like her.

I like putting it on.

I like what you're sellin', lady.

I live underground.

I lost my Puddin'.

I lost one family. I ain't gonna lose another one.

I love this guy.

I love this guy.

I love you.

I mean, I get that, but actual love?

I mean, you need real soldiers. Not these scumbags.

I missed you all so much.

I missed.

I move to, uh, authorize Amanda Waller to establish Task Force X

I need a machine gun.

I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.

I need you to play nice with the other children.

I need you to white people that thing.

I never been with a witch before. What's that like?

I rated that with UFOs.

I saved the best for last.

I see everything.

I think you know what to do, sir.

I thought I killed you.

I trusted Flag.

I wanna build a team of some very bad people

I want my mission.

I want you to come live with me.

I want you to enter the city, rescue HVT 1, and get them to safety.

I want you to enter the city, rescue HVT 1, and get them to safety.

I want you to kill him

I was just trying to get you there.

I was not!

I was studying your girlfriend.

I would advise not getting killed by her.

I wouldn't want you to break those perfect porcelain capped teeth

I'll accept the consequences.

I'll be your friend.

I'll come.

I'll crush this. Do you hear me?

I'll do it! I'll get him there.

I'll notify your next of kin.

I'll put the kids to sleep and then maybe we can kick it?

I'm a man, okay? I ain't no weapon.

I'm a soldier!

I'm all yours.

I'm an idea.

I'm beautiful.

I'm fighting fire with fire.

I'm going with ya.

I'm gonna draw out the big one.

I'm gonna drop him, the sword lady, five or seven of these SEALs.

I'm gonna get you there.

I'm here to assist you in any way.

I'm here to find out. Lose the restraints.

I'm here.

I'm just gonna hurt ya

I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.

I'm not a hugger. All right?

I'm not going back to prison.

I'm not much of a joiner,

I'm off my meds.

I'm sorry. Uh...

I'm still seeing zeroes over here, Angie.

I'm talking a flying, spell casting, making shit disappear witch.

I'm working it out. All right?

I'mma die in peace before I raise my fists again.

I'mma figure this out. All right?

I've caused enough harm.

I've eaten a lot of canaries.

I've known you, like, nine months.

If anyone knew what I procured for you...

If I don't stop the witch, it's over.

If she moves, fire her up, all right?

If they don't blow our heads off,

If we don't come together, no one's walking out of here alive.

If you have to choose between her or me, stop her.

In a world of flying men and monsters,

In about 30 seconds, your window is gonna close forever.

In my pocket.

In your necks,

In your temple of soldierly self righteousness,

Injection you got, it's a nanite explosive.

Is that the new guy?

Is trapped inside that monster.

It's a secret facility.

It's an instant army.

It's better this way.

It's coming back around for you.

It's complex. This is not just her.

It's gonna be nice, all right?

It's got a little bit of pasghetti in there.

It's just a bad dream.

It's not real.

It's taken some work.

It's the size of a rice grain, but it's powerful as a hand grenade.

Japanese, female.

JOKER: Blah, blah blah, blah blah.

JOKER: Listen,

JOKER: Professor, could you pick up the pace?

June, be strong.

June, I'm sorry.

JUNE: Enchantress.

JUNE: Please. Please.

June! June!

June? June?

June.

Just get it done.

Just let me in. I promise... Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you.

Just like mowing the lawn.

Just like to make friends.

Just please, do whatever they say.

Just stay cool.

Just trust me. I know, all right? It's a con.

K.C., it's the end of the world.

Kill Harley Quinn. Do it for your freedom and your kid.

Kill her!

Lady, shut up!

Lady, you are evil!

Leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.

Let me guess.

Let me hit the Tier One units and I'll build you

Let me out of here right now!

Let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here.

Let me try to talk to him.

Let's do it.

Let's go home.

Let's go home.

Let's go! Let's move, move.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's see what you can do.

Let's have some fun.

Let's just say, I put him in a hole and threw away the hole.

Let's say he has an elite clientele.

Light it up!

Like, that shit went hand in hand.

Listen to me. Have you got a car? Because I'm a brilliant driver.

Listen, I can keep a secret, okay?

Listen, stop being cute and do your job!

Listen, you're being transferred. I don't know where you're going.

Load up. We're in for a fight.

Look at that, right there. Vulcanized rubber.

Look, are you enjoying yourself?

Look, man, you ain't the first to ask, and you ain't gonna be the last.

Look, think it through.

Lot of believers, no proof.

Love your perfume.

Ma'am. I got motion detectors going off on the secure floors.

Mag full of dummy rounds. If I pull the trigger, nothing happens.

Magic or not, this girl can do some pretty incredible things.

Mama says I can't live with you because you kill people.

Mama stays in bed a lot.

MAN 1: Come on.

MAN 1: Hit him!

MAN 1: Mmm. You're a lucky man.

MAN 2: Hurry up, before he smokes us!

MAN 2: Nah, he don't shake hands.

MAN 2: Shut up, and get it done.

MAN ON RADIO: Roger that, ma'am. Going hot.

Man, I thought love was bullshit. Dead serious.

Man, you just threatened a staff member.

MAN: (ON RADIO) Six one is going down.

MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) All evacuees must report to a FEMA representative.

MAN: Hey, I got a delivery. I have a gift basket for Dr. Van Criss.

MAN: I'm a physician.

MAN: Roger. I see ya.

MAN: Stand by. Drop the ramp.

MAN: Target destroyed, ma'am.

MAN: What's going on in that city?

Mid 20s, 5'5, good health, athletic.

Mind screaming at your bitch somewhere else?

Mmm hmm. She's vulnerable without it.

Mmm.

Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday.

Move.

My account's looking a little thin.

My boys will detonate the bomb underneath him.

My cards is on the table, man.

My dumb ass didn't believe the stories.

My heart scares you, and a gun doesn't?

My job is to keep you alive until you die. Do you understand that?

My name is Amanda Waller.

My whole life.

Nah, homie. You don't want that.

Nah, that's not enough. I'm seeing my daughter.

Nah, they say it's me, but that ain't me. That guy's gone.

Nah. Every time I put this on, somebody dies.

Nah. It is for me. We had a deal.

Needless to say, the whole thing was a bad idea.

Next!

Ninja?

No honor among thieves, eh?

No kids.

No one gets paid until what needs to get done gets done.

No one's gonna play with you.

No pulse. Starting compressions.

No way.

No worries.

No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss.

No, I mean, in real life, you have variables.

No, sir. You need a miracle.

No.

No.

Normal's a setting on the dryer.

Not cool.

Not me, shorty.

Not on my watch.

Nothing. Just having a laugh.

Now double it for being a dickhead. You got 10 seconds.

Now he'll follow my orders as Holy Writ.

Now I'm going, because I got a life to live.

Now it's not.

Now she dead.

Now tell him why she won't turn you into a frog.

Now tell me how to destroy your armies.

Now you got one in the chamber. What you gonna do with it?

Now, that was gangster.

Now, that was gangster.

Oh, come to Daddy.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya.

Oh, man. I love you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, says the guy who shoots people for money.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, you're the fire bloke, eh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you deaf. You one of them deaf hoes.

Oh, you know I'd do anything for you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you.

Oh. She's not a thief.

Oh. Wait here.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. So, if you're up here, like in a building,

On behalf of everybody, welcome back.

One day,

Only with nice shops and restaurants, right?

Ooh. An espresso machine.

Open the gate!

Ops just confirmed. She's down. 1 k west.

Or a giant skinless goat.

Or are you too scared?

Or me and you gonna go right now.

Or you wanna go back to prison?

Our bird's been jacked.

Our body's at the top of that building.

Ours, or theirs.

Own that shit.

Party foul!

People are asking questions about Midway City.

People like us, we don't get normal!

Phil Jackson. We good, right?

Please, don't do this.

Please, I'm begging you, seriously.

Please.

Please.

Pleasure doing business with you, Angie.

Plus, it could be the routing number.

Pretty, pretty, pretty...

Psst. Oi. Oi.

Puddin', I can't swim!

Puddin'!

Puddin'! (LAUGHS)

Puddin'.

Pull them out of the vault they're hiding in.

Pussies.

Pussy.

Question is, are you coming?

Rat shit.

Really, really bad.

Relax. Just me.

Remember, I'm watching.

Rick, why do they look like that?

RICK: Amanda, she bolted.

RICK: Amanda, we have hostiles up ahead.

RICK: Calm down.

RICK: Copy that.

RICK: God damn it. Harley!

RICK: Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything. Wonderful.

RICK: Hey, Deadshot. I've been thinking.

RICK: Hit them!

RICK: Hold your fire.

RICK: If I told you, would you believe me?

RICK: It's not the President.

RICK: Katana, no!

RICK: Look out. Look out!

RICK: Okay. You wanna keep playing

RICK: Seriously?

RICK: So Waller sent me and a woman with incredible abilities.

RICK: That's none of your concern.

RICK: Waller, we're moving on the objective.

RICK: We think that thing's a weapon.

RICK: We're okay. We're okay. Assets are undamaged.

RICK: Welcome to the party, Captain Boomerang.

RICK: While we're fighting,

Right out of the Oval Office?

Right.

Rip off the roof of the White House

Same thing Waller offered me, to kill you.

Savior One Zero, the LZ's clear.

Savior One Zero's been hijacked. Shoot it down.

Say it again?

Say it.

Say it. Say it.

Says the guy who lives in a sewer.

SEALs, they can recover the charge, swim in underneath that thing's feet.

Second, I want full custody of my daughter.

See, I was born with the Devil's gift.

See, they're trying to trap us with our own minds, right?

See, uh, the firing pin is filed down, right?

See, when I get mad, I lose control. You know, I just...

See? It flinched. I think.

SERGEANT AMES: Bravo 14, open perimeter fence.

SERGEANT AMES: Open the goddamn gate!

Set for two seconds.

She ain't do shit to me.

She bolted!

She bolted!

She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke,

She had a mouth.

She inhabits Dr. Moone's body now.

She seems nice.

She takes an average person, a yoga mom, an elderly retiree,

She was assigned to The Clown himself.

She was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel.

She went somewhere.

She's gone.

She's not coming back.

She's trying to take over the world.

She's walked this earth for a very long time

Shh.

Shh.

Shit!

Shoot that woman right now!

Shut it down, wipe the drives.

Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.

Sir. Sir. You okay?

Six one is going down hard.

So I started using it.

So now we have the man who never misses.

So now you know.

So that's it?

So the swimmers can blow the bomb.

So they treated him like a monster.

So was that like a, uh, pep talk?

So we searched the cave where she turned up

So we watched her and waited.

So what are we doing?

So you gonna tell us now what your big deal with Flag was?

So, that would make you have to know the angle

So, we did all of this and we don't get shit?

So, you have to know this angle.

So?

So...