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The Game Plan (2007)

The Game Plan (2007)

The Game Plan is a heartwarming comedy film released in 2007, directed by Andy Fickman. Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Madison Pettis, and Kyra Sedgwick, this family-friendly movie is filled with laughter, love, and a lesson in what truly matters in life.

The film revolves around Joe Kingman (Dwayne Johnson), a charismatic and successful professional football quarterback for the Boston Rebels. Joe is living the celebrity lifestyle, enjoying parties, expensive cars, and adoration from fans. However, his life takes a unexpected turn when he discovers that he has an eight-year-old daughter named Peyton (Madison Pettis) from a previous relationship.

Peyton arrives at Joe's doorstep in search of her father, throwing his carefully planned life into chaos. Initially overwhelmed and clueless about raising a child, Joe struggles to balance his high-flying career with the newfound responsibility of being a dad. As they embark on their journey together, Joe gradually learns that family and love are the real MVPs in life.

Madison Pettis brilliantly portrays Peyton, a spunky and determined young girl who captures Joe's heart with her infectious energy and unconditional love. The natural chemistry between Johnson and Pettis brings their on-screen father-daughter relationship to life, filled with hilarious moments, heartfelt conversations, and tender bonding experiences.

Kyra Sedgwick shines as Stella Peck, Joe's cold and somewhat judgmental agent. She adds a dynamic layer of conflict to the story by pressuring Joe to maintain his focus on football and protect his image, despite his newfound responsibilities as a parent. However, as the story unfolds, even Stella learns the importance of family and personal growth.

The Game Plan delivers a heartwarming tale about sacrifice, personal growth, and the power of love. Through a series of comedic mishaps and heartwarming moments, Joe and Peyton's relationship blossoms, and they both discover what truly matters in life.

The film's positive values and heartfelt message make it a must-watch for families seeking an enjoyable and meaningful movie night. Despite the humorous situations, The Game Plan also explores themes of loss, forgiveness, and finding one's true purpose.

If you are looking to relive the magic of The Game Plan or experience it for the first time, you can easily find platforms where you can play and download the movie. Immerse yourself in the heartwarming journey of Joe and Peyton as they navigate the unpredictable game of life and discover the true meaning of family.

Whether you are a fan of Dwayne Johnson's magnetic presence, Madison Pettis' adorable performance, or simply a lover of heartwarming comedies, The Game Plan is sure to leave a smile on your face and tug at your heartstrings. So grab your popcorn, gather your loved ones, and prepare for a memorable and entertaining movie experience.

A Bedazzler?
A bedtime story is supposed to make you feel peaceful.
A blue dress, a green dress, a purple dress,
A child would have been such a distraction.
A lot of dresses, a lot of colors. So what?
A wounded moose?
A young lady.
About all...
About eight, nine years ago.
Actually, it's a really funny story. You're going to love it.
Airway's almost closed. Let's move her.
All athletes have those.
All I know is I have an entire team...
All on the legs of Joe Kingman,
All right, all right, all right, all right. Listen up.
All right, all right. All right, all right.
All right, all right. All right.
All right, here's Kingman. Drops back in the pocket.
All right, it's kind of like, just like in life.
All right, Joe. Come on, it's real funny.
All right, Kingman makes changes at the line.
All right, let's go. Sixty six seam, slot left on three, on three. Ready?
All right, let's go. Sixty six seam, slot left on three, on three. Ready?
All right, see you.
All right, thanks for coming. Happy New Year.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. Coach, your call.
All right. I understand. But if you could just leave it to...
All right. Train red two. Fifty win pass zebra. All right?
All the talking and the arguing and the complaining.
All you have to do is, A, win the championship game...
An autograph of Joe Kingman. They all want it, eight to 80.
An incredible ending to a magnificent career.
And a three. And one...
And all of a sudden you've got to call an audible
And an upgrade on your next international flight.
And ate the Goldilocks
And Auntie Stella will get you a nice new BlackBerry with a Bluetooth.
And call a play quickly.
And call an audible, okay? And...
And called you sweetheart
And certainly Boston's fans.
And clearly, I'm still getting the hang of things.
And cut!
And every time you bat those things, there's a huge hurricane in Hawaii.
And finish eating.
And for the most part better at everything.
And guess what? I've got the perfect job for him.
And he is in! Touchdown, Rebels. They've won it.
And he is still getting the hang of things.
And he's bounced out of bounds!
And he's in trouble, and down he goes.
And I see you and Peyton.
And I will fight for this.
And I'm going to lead you to the promised land.
And it's Joe Kingman. He's come out!
And kinder and funnier,
And look where we're standing, Joe.
And no one sums it up better than Joe himself.
And not want anything to do with her.
And now flips it...
And now, directing traffic...
And now, I need you to be an enchanted tree...
And number one in your pretty little heart.
And one, two, three, four.
And one, two, three, very long...
And one. Higher. Point those toes, please.
And rational discussion
And say, "I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. "
And she had a lot of beautiful dresses.
And she needs to be in a stable home
And she never says no.
And she said, "Well, baby, he doesn't know about you yet. " And I said...
And that everything always had to be about you.
And that happened last month, so I'm really sorry.
And that nothing's ever going to change that.
And that's exactly what I said. I told them.
And that's why I use tuna for protein and flavor.
And the blue dress, which had blue sparkles all over it,
And the car just magically dropped you off at some man's house?
And the green dress, which had green sparkles all over it,
And the place where that starts
And then there was something about the porridge.
And then they go en pointe for hours and hours.
And then when she's ready, she'll find you again.
And then you get inside people's minds,
And there's the backup quarterback, Danville, taking the knee,
And these are "freakishly" small tights.
And they hold and hold.
And they need a touchdown for the win.
And ugly. Child custody fights always are.
And we don't accept students without an audition
And we've come such a long way in a short time.
And when we make a commitment to a student,
And you can kiss your mega bucks goodbye.
And you drive them crazy!
And you go, too.
And you know what? You're just like her!
And you play hide and seek with that, and just make sure they're all gone.
And you sound more like a wounded moose than the King.
And you're going to give me some answers, okay?
And you're telling me you're incapable of playing a tree? Come on.
And, Marv, with four seconds left to go in the game,
And...
And...
Any advice?
Anything?
Are you lonesome tonight
Are you lonesome tonight
Are you lonesome tonight
Are you okay?
Are you saying you want Peyton to live here with you?
Are you serious?
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Aren't you going to tell me a bedtime story?
As a matter of fact, I'm on the opposite of break.
As soon as Peyton's strong enough, we're going to go home.
As you all know by now, I've recently learned I'm a father.
At that coveted trophy, which has eluded them for all these years.
At the new Blake resort.
Attaboy.
Attaway, P.
Aw, there's my number one quarterback.
Awesome!
Awkward.
B, right after you win, look straight into the camera
Back 88!
Back 88.
Bath. Bed. Now.
Beautiful class, everybody. Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Because from now on, we're both going to be going to sleep early, right?
Because he's looking at me.
Because I'm going to buy you one. Immediately. Right now.
Because I'm Joe Kingman, humanitarian.
Because she said you were self centered. And selfish.
Because you might want to take some notes.
Believe me, I know. I've been there.
Better than anybody.
Big surprise, eh, Kingman?
Birth certificate?
Black! Fifty nine razor!
Blah, blah, blah...
Blessed with crazy strength and ridiculous agility...
Blew down the Grammy's house
Blondie, you're up.
Bonsoir, Tatianna. Baby, welcome back!
Boomer, he has no timeouts remaining
Boston advances to next week's divisional playoffs
Boston beats Indianapolis.
Boston has defeated Denver.
Boston Rebels! Catch the magic.
Boston Rebels! Experience the heat!
Boston Rebels! Feel the... Wait a minute. Who writes this?
Boston Rebels. Catch the spirit.
Break!
But can I tell you something?
But do you think they're going to want a spokesman
But he cuts inside. Does not go to the outside.
But his wife, Maria, has already done it.
But I didn't think there were going to be so many people.
But I have to wonder, yesterday he was...
But I will call you as soon as I can, okay?
But I'm a kid and kids love sugar. I mean, the simpler the better.
But I'm the world's greatest agent.
But if you promise me that you're going to work extra, extra, super, super, hard,
But instead, I snuck away to come meet you.
But it doesn't matter, because it's just like her!
But it's as big as a mountain.
But it's like everything else in his life.
But judging by the butt whupping you got out there, I guess I was wrong.
But now you go to the kitchen, big X.
But she's going to be fine.
But Tatianna will miss you.
But we're going to discuss everything else when we get home.
But what really sets this future hall of famer apart
But what really sets this future Hall of Famer apart...
But you and I, you've been playing kid your entire life.
But you better believe that Peyton's nightclub evenings are behind her.
But you can sleep here.
But you said you were hungry.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can he get up, though? That's the question.
Can he pull off yet another miracle?
Can I say something, please?
Can you believe this?
Can you do that?
Can you feel it? Can you smell it? Do you believe it?
Can you say, "Nightmare scenario for Boston"?
Can't find anybody, he's on the run.
Can't get out of bounds to stop the clock.
Can't go there, because you made a mess in the kitchen.
Celtics got this one locked up.
Check 52! 52!
Cinnamon? I'm allergic to cinnamon.
Come here, honey. Stand up.
Come here.
Come here. What am I, two feet tall? Peyton!
Come on, come on.
Come on, Daddy!
Come on, guys. Come on, team. Come on.
Come on, horseradish. No more questions.
Come on, Joe! Destroy them!
Come on, Joe! Get up, Joe!
Come on, Joe. Get up. Get up, Joe!
Come on, number one!
Come on, Pierce!
Come on, Rebels! You can do it!
Come on, Spike.
Come on, Spike. We need a football biscuit.
Come on, sweetie. Let's go.
Come on, this isn't a sport.
Come on!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Congratulations, Joe.
Cool.
Cooper, wide right, shifts back to tight end.
Could make her fly.
Could make her sleep.
Could make her tiny.
Crazy.
Daddy, you won the championship.
Deflects right lead, speed left squirrel. On one. Ready?
Details.
Deuce?
Did I just hear the girl who forced me to learn pirouettes give up?
Did I just hear the King give up?
Did you ever stop and think about how this was going to impact me?
Did you know that?
Did you say "team"?
Did you say "team"? Or...
Didn't even last longer than a year, and we never had a baby.
Ding!
Do I look like I know how to fix a ballerina bun?
Do I really have my mommy's eyes?
Do I sound okay? What did you put in those cookies?
Do we have any product for this?
Do you have an iPod?
Do you have any idea how to take care of a child?
Do you know how to fix a ballerina bun?
Do you know who the greatest quarterback of all time is?
Do you mind?
Do you miss me tonight
Do you understand?
Do you work at Fanny's Burgers?
Do you... Do you know what that means?
Does your memory stray
Don't do it, Elvis! Don't jump.
Don't look at me like that. Use a napkin.
Don't panic. No panic.
Don't party too hard, boys.
Don't turn your back on me, little lady. Tell me what you want!
Don't you think you should ask some questions first?
Don't you think you should have told me about this?
Down set!
Drake, the linebacker for New York, is having a whale of a football game.
Dreams are on Joe tonight, honey.
Dude, stop being such a chick.
E mail me lots of pictures. And Peyton, I love you.
E mail me right now.
Easy, easy. He's a very vicious attack dog.
Eating Peanut Butter Patties, you know?
Edna.
Eight years old and already going to big events like that, huh? I like it.
Either way, we have a lot to discuss over dinner.
Even if it meant I'd never play another football game again.
Everybody get on the King's back
Everybody together. Much better.
Everybody, I need a tight formation, right now, in front.
Everything's all...
Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen Joe Kingman?
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm world famous. I'm a celebrity.
Excuse me. Hi. Can I help you?
Excuse me. Thank you.
Fancy? The King looks downright graceful all of a sudden.
Fanny.
Father of the year!
Feel this way
Fifty nine razor. What would...
Fine.
Fine. Fine. I'm going to listen to this one time, then that's it.
Fire!
Fix it.
Football.
Football. Football's a sport.
For example, you want to go to the kitchen, straight buttonhook.
For the second year in a row.
For their chance to etch their names in sports history.
For what team?
Forget about timing. I don't care about the game.
From that funny yellow soft drink Joe gave me last night.
Full house.
Get a submarine sandwich and a diet soda.
Get in there. Get in there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, swamp mouth.
Get it back! Get it back! Get the game back!
Get off me! Everybody off... Me first! Me first!
Get out of here! You're in my way!
Get the mechanicals!
Give me this!
Give these to Monique, okay? There she is.
Give your dad a surprise
Go ahead, hit me. Come on! Give it a shot. Come on.
Go change, go on, go change.
Go Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Go deep. Watch your left!
Go wide!
Go, Boston.
Good morning, Joe. I'm ready to start!
Good night.
Good one.
Goombah, Grip, Grime... Carmen!
Got it. No flea flickers.
Gracias, Rosa. Enjoy your vacation.
Great block, Webber. Great block.
Great questions, by the way. Thank you.
Great. Well, the food's not so hot, but my room is huge.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year. I'll be right back.
Hat.
He has the tight end screen, he side arms it.
He hasn't played all season.
He is crushed.
He knows that they don't have any timeouts left.
He never says "no. "
He never says "no. "
He owes it to his teammates and the fans of the Boston team
He stiff arms. It's the Kingman swing.
He throws.
He took a hard hit! Oh, man!
He'll have to march the Rebels 65 yards.
He's been sacked four times, and he looks like he's distracted to me.
He's coming back out, right? You know how important this deal is.
He's going to look even greater lounging poolside
He's got a separated shoulder, bruised ribs. I think he's done.
He's got Sanders wide open in the end zone.
He's learning Swan Lake.
He's not even a football player. That's stupid.
He's open, Joe. Sanders is wide open.
He's to the 25... The 20...
He's worked too hard to have it end like this.
Hello.
Hello. This is Peyton.
Help! My daughter needs help! Help!
Her mom gets back from Africa in a few days.
Here we are as the two biggest rivals in football square off
Here we go. And three, two, one... Go!
Here, this.
Here.
Here's Kingman... Back to throw.
Here's what you got to read right there. You all set?
Hey, baby, it's Tatianna. I'm in Boston. I be there 6:00.
Hey, baby.
Hey, Boston. Happy New Year. And a special shout out to our Rebels.
Hey, Cindy!
Hey, Coop. Coop, check it out.
Hey, do you have any Jell O? I want some Jell O.
Hey, everything's on Joe tonight.
Hey, great night, Mr. Kingman.
Hey, hey, hey, come on! Nobody look at the clock! Look at me! Look at me!
Hey, I didn't say break.
Hey, I'm on SportsCenter again.
Hey, Joe Kingman, you've just won the championship,
Hey, Joe, how can you remember the plays
Hey, Joe, is that your daughter? Peyton!
Hey, Joe, you forget something?
Hey, Joe! Joe, man!
Hey, Joe! This way!
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe. Looks like you got a rogue fan.
Hey, Joe. You got money on New York or something?
Hey, just calling to say that...
Hey, keep this clean. Use the napkins.
Hey, King.
Hey, let's get Joe. He won't be expecting it.
Hey, listen, sweetie, it's almost time for my flight to take off,
Hey, man, you look like you were in a fight.
Hey, old man. Are we ready to win the big game?
Hey, open the door.
Hey, P, you're awake.
Hey, P. P! Hey, P.
Hey, Peyton. Come here. You are so busted! Get over here!
Hey, Sanders. What are you guys doing here?
Hey, so what were you saying about ballet not being a real sport?
Hey, sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
Hey, Spike. There's my boy. Haven't seen you all night.
Hey, sweetie, it's okay.
Hey, you know who lives in this building?
Hey.
Hey. Hey, relax. Relax. Cut it out. He can't help it.
Hey. You're going to the opening tonight, right?
Hey. You've got my time, cutie pie. Yeah...
Hey...
Hi, everybody, I'm Marv Albert, along with Boomer Esiason.
Hi, everybody, I'm Peyton,
Hi, this is Peyton and Karen.
Hi, this is Peyton and Karen.
Hi, we've never met before. You were married to my mom, Sara.
Hi, you must be Melanie. Joe has told me so much about you!
Hi. Hello.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on a sec. You can't come in here and think she's going to go home...
Hold on a second, Joe. Can we have a word with you?
Hold on for a second, Marv. Joe Kingman is still down.
Hold on, hold on...
Hold that question, all right?
Honey, I didn't mean that.
Hope it's okay.
Hospital. Where's the nearest hospital?
How about those pictures you promised me?
How did you get here again?
How do we get in touch with your mom?
How does that sound, Stuey?
How long has it been since you've had one of your own Fanny's burgers?
How much easier will it be for you to focus on football
How's it going?
Hugs and kisses. All right. All right.
Huh?
Hurry up, offense. No huddle.
Hut hut!
Hut hut! Hut!
Hut hut! Hut!
Hut!
Hut! Hut! Hut!
I agree that you are freakishly large.
I agree.
I am not the same man that I was.
I am serious! Everybody huddle up...
I am the king. Thank you very much.
I asked you to be careful!
I begged her. I said, "Well, why don't I stay with my father?"
I called Peyton a hundred times yesterday. She didn't answer.
I can't believe they came from 10 down.
I can't do it. I'm not big enough. My shoulders aren't strong enough.
I definitely say she's breached the final frontier.
I didn't come all this way to see my dad sit out the big game.
I didn't know Joe had a kid.
I didn't say "stupid. " I said "stupidest. " Look it up.
I didn't see what happened to Paul Pierce.
I do.
I don't have a guest room because I don't like guests.
I don't know a quarterback who doesn't live for a moment like this.
I don't know where to start.
I don't know, Coop. What do you think? That's a $40,000 couch.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like needles. So if they don't take blood, no problem.
I don't think she's acting right now. Give me one second.
I don't want any money. I want...
I don't want to see you.
I flew out here, got off the plane, and I see all of this on the news.
I get it. I get it. So, who else can you stay with?
I got 15 minutes.
I got a question. Do your toes match?
I got it. I got it. I'm a genius.
I got what?
I guess Joe's running a little bit late from practice.
I guess she inherited more than just your charm.
I guess you'd say
I have a playoff game this weekend.
I have a visitor here at reception.
I have an answer to your question, P.
I have to practice.
I have to see you.
I have to warm up.
I just can't believe that the Sara I knew
I just care about her.
I just don't see him getting through this.
I just joined the dad team, and I'm still learning all these plays.
I just knew you were one of those parents.
I just sent them.
I just want to go home with Aunt Karen.
I know what happened.
I know you do. Me, too. Watch. Watch. Here we go.
I know.
I know. I know what you want. I get it. It's what the world wants.
I love you too, Peyton. I love you so much.
I love you, Daddy. I want to come home.
I love you, too.
I love you, too. Bye.
I mean a real bedtime story, Joe.
I mean, he's missing wide open receivers.
I mean, he's teaching me that you can do anything
I mean, is it as good as they promised?
I mean, it's true that mothers are definitely smarter
I mean, my dad says your chili cheese fries rock.
I mean, Spike really misses you, he...
I mean, think about it...
I miss you so much already.
I missed eight years of Peyton's life. And I'm not going to miss any more.
I need my bed back.
I never should've come here.
I own Fanny's Burgers, honey.
I rationalized that I was doing the right thing in keeping her from you.
I remember how happy I was when my kids were born.
I said sixty six, slot seam left on three. On three. Ready?
I said turn them off!
I said, "Listen, I'm the greatest. "
I sort of e mailed and changed the drop off location.
I sound like this, "I'm sorry"? Cinnamon!
I think she said you have a killer smile, bro.
I thought the team would be better off without me.
I told you, they bumped up shoot. I have to catch last flight to Paris.
I want to go home now with Aunt Karen.
I was doing some stuff.
I was planning to tell you, Joe. I really was, but...
I was starting to get worried.
I was talking to...
I wonder why I am
I would do anything to keep that beautiful smile on your face.
I wouldn't underestimate the power of the father.
I'd want her here with me
I'll be back.
I'll pay for the therapy.
I'll show you to the family waiting room.
I'll show you.
I'll tell you, Kingman continues to show his toughness.
I'm allergic to nuts.
I'm eight.
I'm going to ask you some questions
I'm going to buy you an iPod.
I'm going to Fanny's Burgers.
I'm going to go and wash the dishes.
I'm going to show you who the real king is, Joe.
I'm going to take my daughter home.
I'm gonna go get everybody some coffee.
I'm gonna need you to drink up.
I'm hungry.
I'm Joe Kingman, baby! The quarterback of the Boston Rebels.
I'm late.
I'm looking to confiscate Sanders' man card,
I'm Monique Vasquez, the lady with the ballet school,
I'm not giving you 28 grams of empty carbohydrates.
I'm not going to be an enchanted tree. I'm a quarterback!
I'm not going to yell.
I'm Peyton's dad.
I'm really banged up, P.
I'm so afraid you'll be angry with me
I'm sorry, but I guess Peyton's allergic to our dog.
I'm sorry. I forgot I had my phone turned off from the flight.
I'm still Joe.
I'm supposed to be studying at a special ballet program this month
I'm sure maybe we can work something out?
I'm telling you guys, these aren't the normal onion rings.
I'm telling you. It's terrible timing.
I'm the janitor, Joe's the mop, and Peyton's the mess.
I'm the only one that talks.
I've also got this. It's my birth certificate.
I've been doing it for a month now!
I've got great instincts.
I've got sunshine
I've got the month of May
Idiot.
If I had a dime for every time I heard that one.
If not, he would never let Maddox
If nothing else really matters,
If she does turn out to be yours,
If they win, they guarantee themselves a spot in the playoffs.
If you asked me what my favorite thing to do was, I would say ballet.
If you could only save one thing in a fire, what would it be?
If you get in an accident, the air bag will hurt me.
If you think you can handle it, then...
If you've got motivation and determination.
In Africa with you.
In medicine.
In the first round of the playoffs.
In what could be the final play of the season
In what should be a tremendous showdown.
In which Denver narrowly escaped with a 34 30 victory.
Indeed it was, Jay. Indeed it was.
Indianapolis claims that they're going to send us on a long vacation.
Instead of her specially designed $ 10,000 orthopedic bed
Instinct.
Is anyone else hungry?
Is his passion for the game.
Is make sure that she knows you love her
Is nothing sacred?
Is right here, in the heart.
Is Spike wearing a tutu?
Is Tatianna your girlfriend?
Is that all you can say for yourself, is "Karen"?
Is that all you got?
Is that her bag?
Is there a ballet school close by?
Is there the teeniest, tiniest possibility that this child could be yours?
Is will Joe Kingman finally get a chance at glory?
Is your coat Bedazzled?
Is your heart filled with pain
Isn't your mom picking you up?
It controls the world. And you don't need to touch it.
It has come down to this.
It is caught!
It looks like he was hit by a truck.
It says here that your mom is not coming back for a month.
It was a shock at first, but nothing's changed.
It wasn't... It wasn't so bad.
It's a new year.
It's absolutely terrible timing. With the...
It's all mine! This is all me! This is my towel.
It's beautiful.
It's going to be fine. They're going to take good care of her.
It's just like a restaurant over there. Only not so much.
It's my restaurant.
It's okay.
It's on the news.
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
It's ridiculous.
It's right there. See?
Joe is in an ice bath.
Joe Kingman and all of Boston will finally get the chance
Joe Kingman must be banged up pretty bad.
Joe Kingman, finally a champion.
Joe Kingman, the quarterback. How about that, huh?
Joe will be dragged through the mud. His endorsements torpedoed.
Joe,
Joe, did you really think the team was going to miss this?
Joe, it's your call.
Joe, they've got Camille fingernail polish!
Joe, what is an 8 year old girl doing in a nightclub at 3:00 in the morning?
Joe, you're a 30 something now, not a 20 something.
Joe!
Joe! Joe!
Joe?
Joe?
Joe.
Joe. Joe, don't forget I got that publicity shoot set up for you today.
Joe. Joe, where are you?
Joe's daughter?
Joe's juice.
Just checking. Let's go! Huddle up!
Just for catching everything I've thrown at you all these years.
Just got to add a little bit of bubble bath.
Just like her!
Just one more question.
Just past your bedtime?
Just to hang around with the sorry likes of that.
Karen?
Keep it coming.
King on the couch!
King's here, Danville. I got it. King's here.
Kingman drops back, he's... Oh, defenders are coming around.
Kingman has his team at the line.
Kingman is on the run. He's inside the five.
Kingman looking downfield. He has Sanders.
Kingman on the run.
Kingman out of the gun, takes a look.
Kingman with some fancy footwork.
Kingman. Back to throw. He's forced out of the pocket.
Knocked out of bounds at the 17.
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen,
Lean back, relax, and listen to the story.
Leave us a message. Bye.
Leave us a message. Bye.
Less than a minute remaining in the first half.
Let me see how she does today. Okay?
Let's do it.
Let's do that. No problem.
Let's get Webber.
Let's go watch my MVP take your 25 million, shall we?
Let's go, Paul Pierce. Time to come through.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Eat.
Let's go. No huddle.
Let's just see how many Fanny's kiddie meals he sells first.
Let's keep it bottled up until after the playoffs.
Let's try that one again.
Lifting Joe Kingman onto that gurney.
Like I said, please don't touch. Fingerprints. I don't like fingerprints.
Like that?
Like...
Listen, Bratty McPain in the Butt,
Listen, I don't care how ridiculous either of us looks out there, okay?
Listen, I finally got to a phone. I want you to tell me everything.
Listen, I got a question for you.
Listen, if you're going to make the pros, you have to get your appetite up.
Listen, Mr. Kingman,
Listen, Peyton, what Stella's trying to say here is
Listen, she's a friend. I'm gonna need you to clean up all this.
Listen, sometimes a quarterback has got to think on his feet
Listen, you better eat your food before it gets cold.
Listen, you just can't come walking into strangers' homes like this.
Little girls don't speak "football," Joe.
Little one!
Little one. You can do it. Your strength is in here.
Look at this. Look at this. Artwork in the locker, huh?
Look like minimum wage.
Look out.
Look, lady. I don't know what kind of parent I am.
Look, P, you know the whole "playbook for the house" thing?
Looks like an anaphylactic reaction. Set her down.
Love it. I love this room. This is awesome.
Lucky for us he did.
Made by Dr. Johan Gustavo, of Switzerland.
Margarita?
Marv, I've never seen a quarterback
Marv, this is Joe Kingman's moment. Can he deliver?
Marv, what is this?
Maybe a smidgen of the cream.
Maybe I'll... I'll try and... We'll get somebody...
Me either.
Miss Monique. These are for you.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm?
Mmm?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Money's no object, as you probably know.
More like a safety blitz.
Move, move! Move!
Mr. Kingman, I informed you from the start
Mr. Kingman?
Muffin, just talk to your Auntie Stella.
My Bedazzler. Doesn't Camille look pretty?
My dad didn't have much of a heads up on this whole father thing
My dad's not a quitter. And he never says no.
My dog, my bed, my car, my TV, my stereo...
My doll has hair plugs for some reason.
My father took me to my first ballet class.
My father.
My girl
My girl
My girl... Peyton!
My guess is that it means you have a playoff game this weekend.
My hard work goes down the drain.
My Heisman.
My legs! I got to play on Sunday. Hello? I need help. I need help!
My limited edition Joe Kingman sneakers.
My mom said she fell in love with you because of your guitar playing.
My mom says that Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them gas.
My mom says...
My mom!
My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.
My name?
My name's not on this.
My teeth are really white.
My towel! My towel.
Never
Never
Never thought someone so little could be so much work, huh?
New York has recovered the fumble.
Nice cut. Cooper down the sideline!
Nice shade. What is that? Powder puff pink?
Nice.
Ninth and Woodrow. I'll get the car.
No kidding.
No more buttonhooks in the kitchen.
No nanny.
No peeking.
No problem. Doctor said you could come home tomorrow.
No trick plays, no flea flickers. Got it?
No way.
No, dude. It's like Walter Payton, right?
No, I don't want a cookie. Stop trying to change the subject.
No, I have to get back before she does.
No, I'm not. Don't say that.
No, I'm the king. You're the king.
No, no, no, no, maybe, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no...
No, no, no. Absolutely not. You're completely insane.
No, no, no. Joe. Joe, this is for you.
No, no.
No, that's not. That's awesome.
No, that's one of those... That's one of those doggy supports.
No, this time she brought the warden with her.
No, wait... I know.
No, what I'm telling you is I am a serious athlete.
No, you did.
No!
No! No!
No? Nothing?
No.
No.
No. Let's go.
No. No, in case you forgot, I'm a "freakishly" large man
No. No. Nope. No!
No. Peyton Rous.
No. Time out. Sara and I never had a kid.
Not a ballerina.
Not in the middle of negotiating our Fanny's deal, it's not.
Not necessarily.
Not to only take care of her, but to care about her. Okay?
Not too much. That's good.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing's changed.
Now second down with 24 seconds left from the Boston 44.
Now, for example,
Now, I have to put together a press conference, do some cleanup.
Now, it's up to Kingman to get his team to the line of scrimmage
Now, just give me back the wallet, all right?
Now, who's number one on the field and number one in your heart?
Now, will this be the year the King takes them all the way?
Number one on that field
Number one on the field and number one in your heart.
Number one on the field, and number one in your heart.
Number one.
Odd.
Of course. Everything.
Of course. It'll be a huge distraction.
Off limits. No access.
Oh, come on. Don't fall for that. She's a little world class performer.
Oh, he is. Tough as nails.
Oh, he's drilled by the linebacker, Drake.
Oh, hey.
Oh, I get it. The Xs are for kisses and the Os for hugs.
Oh, is that why you never smile?
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't...
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, no, those are hugs and kisses.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. No.
Oh, no. Not at all.
Oh, no. Peyton.
Oh, our boy looks great today.
Oh, Peyton, I've won much more than that.
Oh, Peyton.
Oh, really?
Oh, really? Well you're not allergic to Spike.
Oh, she's allergic to the dog. She's allergic to the dog.
Oh, stop it. That's not going to work this time.
Oh, that would be a great thing to put her through, don't you think?
Oh, that's a good one. Oh, this is a good one.
Oh, that's convenient.
Oh, that's cool. Like... Like, Peyton Manning?
Oh, yes.
Oh, you call this "life"? That ain't life, Joe.
Oh, you call this "life"? That ain't life, Joe.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh. Wait, no wait.
Oh...
Okay, but for argument's sake,
Okay, hold on.
Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation and everybody...
Okay, Joe. This is it. "I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. "
Okay, she's sweating like crazy. She's coughing. Her lips are swelling.
Okay, she's sweating like crazy. She's coughing. Her lips are swelling.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. That's enough.
On a cloudy day
On an airplane? Well, who are you here with?
On one condition.
Once upon a time there was a princess
One of what parents?
Open the door
Open up, like a princess, chin up.
Or an hour ago when she almost died on your watch?
Or will New York win their third title in the last four years?
Our next big performance is in three weeks.
Out of the shotgun.
P, if it's... If it's what I said at the restaurant,
Party!
Passion for the game.
Paul Pierce comes down with the board.
Perfect.
Peyton Kelly's father?
Peyton needs her father. She needs me.
Peyton, are you okay? Why are you still here?
Peyton, come here. Can I tell you that that was so, so good.
Peyton, come here. Can I tell you that that was so, so good.
Peyton, go grab a hundo out of my bag. It's in my wallet, around the corner.
Peyton, sweetie, be a good girl and cooperate with your daddy
Peyton, yes. I don't know what she's told you.
Peyton!
Peyton!
Peyton! Peyton!
Peyton! Peyton! Peyton!
Peyton?
Peyton? Come here.
Peyton.
Peyton.
Pick a nanny, Joe.
Pick him up. Pick him up.
Please don't touch anything. Stand right here.
Please tell me Peyton's all right.
Please tell me you're not on the lam again.
Post pattern, Spike. Post pattern.
Power of the father. Power of the father.
Power of the... You're panicking.
Put Danville in.
Put some hustle in it, and drink your breakfast.
Quiet!
Quiet! I said quiet!
Quiet. Both of you.
Raef will take it this time. He shoots! Come on!
Ready? Break!
Really? Well, guess what? I'm not on break.
Ridiculous.
Right here. Chop chop.
Right now, Peyton needs to get some rest.
Right. No more buttonhooks.
Sam, baby. Not to worry. Our Joe's not a quitter.
Sanders, I was just...
Sanders. Sanders.
Sara died in a car accident six months ago.
Sara has a sister.
Sara Kelly?
Say
Say "bye bye" to being the Big Bad Dad of Boston.
Say...
Scratch that, an entire city depending on me.
See, I especially like the Xs and Os down there.
See, I thought you'd be better off without me.
See, look at that. Three houses just blew away on Oahu.
See, that wasn't so bad.
See, those are Monroe's very special underwear.
Shall I come back again
She came by to pick up a few of her things and then we...
She can't breathe. She's allergic to nuts.
She didn't tell you, did she?
She had a pink dress, a red dress,
She has passion, talent, discipline.
She must be living under a rock.
She needs her father.
She said your head was so swollen,
She walked out on me.
She was surprised they made a helmet big enough to fit.
She'll be okay.
She's asleep. It's okay.
She's going to be fine. The doctor says that she's going to be fine.
She's going to be...
She's like you in so many ways, athletic, headstrong...
She's not a distraction. She's my daughter.
She's on a water sanitation project bringing fresh drinking water
She's on her way to Africa.
She's...
Signal's called, and here's Kingman.
Singing this for
So
So each dress had a secret power.
So I got you a little something special.
So I'm gonna need you to come over here,
So late.
So let's get started, shall we?
So on her way to save the world,
So that does it for the first half.
So what are you going to do now?
So what's your favorite thing to do?
So whatever that distraction is, he's got to put it aside.
So when we got to Boston, I put you into the car service.
So, Boomer, you never want to speculate as to the extent of the injury.
So, I guess I'll be back in a couple of hours. Bye.
So, if ballet were easy, they'd call it football.
So, if something's bothering you, then all you got to do...
So, it's all in the hands of the backup quarterback, Danville.
So, why aren't you out there playing?
Some of the experts say it's because he's too selfish.
Some way, Joe Kingman is going to have to find a way
Somebody stole his man card.
Somebody's fired. I'm Joe Kingman and somebody's fired.
Something seems to be wrong with your mouth.
Sometimes things get thrown at you unexpectedly.
Sounds like someone else misses her, too.
Spike, he misses you and...
Spike, not tonight. Come on, Spike.
Spike, there's nothing under there. She's gone. Come on.
Spike, what are you doing?
Spike, you know the rule, no barking when I'm on TV!
Spike!
Spike?
Spike?
Spike.
Spike.
Stand right here, don't do anything.
Stay off my quarterback!
Stella, for the record, Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them gas.
Step away from my pants.
Still the king.
Stop eating so much.
Stop growling. Hold on. One, two, three.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop touching me.
Stop touching things.
Stupid is a mean word, Mr. Cooper.
Suffering succotash, Sylvester,
Sure, let me hook you up for your time, though.
Take all this, take it down, and... Hide it in your room.
Take care of her, will you?
Take Drake!
Take him out of the championship game.
Talking about my girl
Tatianna, Tatianna. Which one? Which one?
Tatianna!
Tatianna's coming at 6:00. I got plenty of time! It's 5:45!
Tell me dear
Tell me Peyton
Tell me what I'm supposed to do.
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you guys so much for coming out.
Thanks a lot, Spike.
Thanks, Joe. Let's go, guys.
That is the stupidest outfit I've ever seen.
That smells worse than school food.
That was a long time ago. We were crazy in love, but too young.
That was good.
That we are a ballet school, not a daycare center.
That you never thought you could.
That you sounded just like Elvis.
That's easy. Play football.
That's fine. Fine. I promise. Whatever. Let's go.
That's it, boys. Practice is over.
That's not an excuse, Joe.
That's not funny.
That's not my fault. I didn't even know she existed!
That's not your decision to make. Sara appointed me her guardian.
That's our game plan.
That's real nice.
That's ridiculous.
That's the best thing for the team.
That's what friends are for.
That's what I was thinking, too.
That's why the Celtics are my team for life.
The Big Bad Wolf
The catch made by Cooper.
The clock is ticking, Joe. Ticking on your career.
The dessert has nuts. Take her to the hospital. Come on.
The drive of the century.
The driver took me to Joe's.
The end.
The kind who thinks that his life is more important than anybody else's.
The King does it again!
The King doesn't want his queen to miss him too much.
The King picked me!
The man's a beast. You saw that, Joe. You saw that.
The mechanicals. The mechanicals, Joe!
The moms sit over there.
The most important thing is that you're okay.
The O's mean "open access. "
The one on the end, Stella.
The one that doesn't accept any new students full time
The one who'll be going to bed early from now on.
The other end, Stella.
The pink dress, which had pink sparkles all over it,
The press is going to eat me alive.
The purple or the yellow?
The Rebels trailing seven three.
The Rebels will advance on to next Sunday's conference finals...
The romance button is for a little Valentine's Day magic.
Then we can go home.
Then you go to sleep. Do you understand me?
Then you got to call an audible.
There are a lot of weirdos out there in the world.
There they are. Big and brown.
There you are. Joe, I thought you forgot about me.
There you go, there you go.
There's nothing that I love more than my daughter.
There's some sort of commotion down by the tunnel.
There's that smile I've been waiting for.
There's the "Kingman Swing. "
These things never stay quiet, trust me.
They are on a mission to shut Kingman up.
They don't have Internet there.
They give you the courage to do things
They give you the courage to do things
They got garlic and mint leaves. I mean, like, beluga caviar.
They have got to hope that Kingman can find the strength to come back.
They want to do that in the locker room.
They're being very careful, as you can see,
Think hard.
Third and long for the Rebels.
This could take a while.
This hit is not going to be easy to come back from.
This is "cover two," little lady, so stay close.
This is about Peyton, what's best for her.
This is all mine! It's all me!
This is exactly the sort of thing that could end his career.
This is not about you.
This is not good for the Rebels.
This is not the same Boston team
This is ridiculous.
This is the King. Do your thing.
This is the stuff that legends are made of.
This is your game plan. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
This isn't happening to me.
This right now is crunch time.
Tight formation, everybody. Calling an audible.
Time! Time!
To a bright sunny day
To change the play, and you go around and you score!
To finally fulfill the commitment he made to support the school.
To get back on this field.
To play it and lay it on the line.
To the drought ravaged children of the Sudan.
Tonight's Tuesday. We're going to carbo load.
Too long, is my guess.
Too soon to tell.
Totally out of my league. Only mothers can do this stuff.
Touchdown! Boston has won the championship!
Touchdown! It's all over!
Touchdown! They're going crazy.
Traitor.
Trust me, no one is ever going to confuse you with a ballerina, okay?
Try me.
Turn it off. Press the button. Turn it off.
Turn them off.
Turn... Turn this off. Turn it off. Turn it off.
Twenty five million. Done.
Twenty twenty sixty ratio.
Two and one to the front. Get ready...
Unbelievable!
Unless she knows for a fact that the parents are going to help out.
Until then...
Up!
Use some of this. Chicks dig it.
Very good tea. Would you like a little bit of tea?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Is Peyton's mom still in Africa?
Wait a second. Wait a minute. Little bit more.
Wait, wait. No, no, Peyton! Honey...
Wait. Where are you going?
Want a cookie?
Want to go home, hug the wife, kiss the kids.
Wasn't so bad.
Watch out! Watch my legs, I got million dollar legs.
Water the lawn. Water the lawn.
We are going to be just like sisters!
We ask that the parents make a commitment to the school.
We did it! We're going!
We do not do simple sugars in this house.
We don't even look alike.
We flew to Boston together, and then she put me in a car.
We going to miss you at dinner tonight.
We got plenty of time, and I'm going to tell you why.
We got the separation, the divorce was final,
We had already decided to go our separate ways.
We have a rematch of last year's Conference Final
We missed it!
We need to talk. Follow me.
We should just go home. Yeah, let's go home.
We were doing so good.
We...
We'd love to have you.
We'll be right back
We'll put ice in his bath.
We're about to make Tiger's endorsements
We're all good.
We're going to go out on the stage, and we're going to dance our tutus off.
We're going to have a very calm
We're going to keep her overnight just to be sure,
We're here in the Mile High City where Denver hosts Boston
We're just warming up, so come on.
We've seen march through the playoffs.
We've worked way too hard for you to throw in the towel now.
We've worked way too hard to quit now.
Webber needed to get out of bounds.
Webber with the catch!
Webber, think about this.
Webber, you want a soda?
Webber!
Welcome to the championship game, Kingman.
Welcome to the Magical World of Ponies.
Welcome, Mr. Kingman.
Well, at least I got a mind, because if I didn't, I'd be just like you!
Well, Boomer, after their impressive victory today
Well, can't you just go home after the game?
Well, class started 15 minutes ago,
Well, get it fixed.
Well, how about you open the door with your eyes closed?
Well, I actually like that, it's really cute.
Well, I think you can make a little exception for me.
Well, I...
Well, I'm just happy that you got there safely. So, how's it going?
Well, I'm lucky, because as far as I'm concerned, you are nothing like me!
Well, it is a ballet school, not a childcare facility.
Well, my dad never let me have sugar.
Well, that's very cool, but how's the ballet?
Well, the only thing you can do
Well, they really can't evaluate him on the field.
Well, this is Kingman's defining moment, Marv.
Well, what are you going to do with her?
Well, what are you waiting for, Larry? Send her up.
Well, you better go get him, because I'm sure he's looking for you.
Well, you could've called. You never call anymore.
Well, your daddy's agent says Fanny's makes him fat with cash.
Well, your mom didn't sleep on a hard sofa
What a moment for Kingman, his teammates,
What a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for you to do.
What a tremendous play by Kingman, Marv.
What are we doing here?
What can make me
What can make me
What did I do?
What did I do?
What did I tell you about touching the remote?
What did I tell you?
What did you just say?
What did you say?
What do we got here? Help. She's allergic.
What do you say?
What do you think, I'm stupid or something?
What do you think, you're some roaming free safety or something?
What do you want to do, Spike? What do you want to do today?
What happened?
What happened?
What is this?
What kind of a selfish, self centered person dumps their kid...
What was it called again?
What, two hours late? That's unacceptable.
What, you have a big game coming up?
What, you mean since a month ago when you left her in a bar?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? A station wagon? That's not my car.
What? Are you stupid or something?
What's she pushing now? About 180?
What's that number?
What's the "romance" button for?
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
What's up, Joe?
What's up?
What's up?
What's your name, sweetheart?
When did this, "We... We... Is anyone else hungry" happen?
When I kissed you
When it's cold outside
When the linebackers are creeping up to blitz
When you can't remember you have a daughter?
When you will not even
Where are we eating?
Where can I get a man card?
Where does everybody at your ballet school think you are?
Where were you last night? You missed a great fight.
Where you going? What are you doing?
Who doesn't know who Joe Kingman is?
Who doesn't trust his wide receivers
Who forgot his child in a bar?
Who's Tatianna?
Who's the king now, Joe? I am!
Whoa, Sanders. Where you going?
Whoa!
Whoa...
Why didn't you answer me when I called?
Why didn't your mom just bring you here herself?
Why does that championship ring elude Kingman?
Why don't you just call me Joe?
Why is my dog in a dress with pink nail polish?
Win or lose today,
With a game on the line like this.
With only a minute remaining, Kingman would have to put together
With someone who's known her her whole life.
With time for one last play, Kingman brings his team to the line.
Without the distraction of an eight year old?
Won't you open your eyes
Word has it that your daughter is no longer staying with you.
Would just let her daughter show up at my doorstep alone.
Wow! That is awesome! I love it!
Wow. That's incredible.
Wrong! The X's mean "stay out of these areas of the house. "
WZPZ FM.
Yeah, but you knew they were coming.
Yeah, I guess practice ran a little longer than expected. Thanks, Bo.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Yeah, they do! They rock. Come on! Kick it!
Yeah, unfortunately Peyton's going to be home by then.
Yeah, well, either way, she's here now.
Yeah, well, you know, it's New Year's Eve.
Yeah, well, you should be happy.
Yeah, you also have a daughter depending on you
Yeah, you should've said no, Joe. You should've said no.
Yeah, you tell him. You tell him, Spike. Mean old Daddy.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! I did it again!
Yeah! I got that. Mental note.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He's going to lick me to death.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
Yeah. You bet.
Yes, go!
Yes, I am. I go to a magnet school, so I have January off.
Yes, I do.
Yesterday, Fanny's Burgers agreed to hand out
Yo, I don't think Joe knew Joe had a kid.
You about to get done lit up, son!
You also have her crazy long eyelashes, too.
You are going to eat over at the Jensens', across the hall.
You Bedazzled my football.
You call your dad Joe?
You can eat.
You come talk to me when you have your own action figure, Stuey.
You do me a favor, mamita? Can you please hold this for me?
You don't get abs like these
You don't have to leave. Where are you guys going?
You don't know the half of it.
You drive station wagon.
You expect me to believe you're my kid, based on this?
You good?
You got a little...
You got a station wagon, Stella?
You got to learn on the go.
You guys comfortable? My pillow.
You have a bulldog. Come here, boy.
You have one incoming message.
You just have pre game jitters, that's all.
You know Marv, I can't explain this.
You know Marv, I can't explain this.
You know what? We're going to discuss the travel plans a little later.
You know why? Because the Rebels never say "no. "
You know, and I think the question today, Marv,
You know, it's all coming back to me.
You know, Joe, I'm not feeling so good.
You know, speaking of school, why aren't you in it?
You made it. Have fun.
You may be the world's greatest football player,
You ran away?
You ran away?
You said you'd have to get back before she does?
You scrunch your nose when you get angry just like her!
You see, ballerinas can leap as high as you can,
You see, he needs to wear them every game,
You see, the quarterback is supposed to know the playbook
You should go talk to her.
You start tomorrow.
You sure got a lot of pictures of yourself in here.
You think you're right about everything!
You want me to sign that?
You want to play football? You want to go for a walk?
You want to watch the new ESPN special profile on Joe Kingman?
You were freakishly large.
You were just starting out in your career.
You will do whatever it takes to help your father.
You'll be running the 40 in under 4.5 in no time.
You'll look like a guy who had a kid and ditched her
You'll probably go sell it, but I'm going to give it to you for free.
You're a freakishly large man
You're always working on me with those big brown eyes...
You're breaking up. I love you.
You're fired.
You're going to need all your strength to bring home that championship.
You're in serious trouble.
You're lucky I haven't called the police.
You're so cute.
You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
You're the world's greatest father.
Your action figure with every order of fries.
Your daughter has all the makings to be a professional dancer.
Your daughter is responding well to the treatment.
Your faces plastered on the front of every magazine.
Your father here was telling me how excited he is
Your guy's not looking so hot.
Your mom just suddenly decided to leave you here?
Your turn, little one.
Z slant Mississippi! On three. Ready? Break! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Zip it before I tie another one of those things around your mouth.
"We have a daughter. " We have a daughter.
A little something right here. What?
A Peyton Kelly, sir. I don't know any Peytons.
About that... What have you done?
after a word from our... Let's go, Paul!
All right, Happy New Year. All right, see you at practice.
All right, what's going on here? It doesn't look good, Coach.
All right? On one, on one. Ready? Break!
an orange dress, a yellow dress... I get it. I get it. I get it.
And I made them special for you. Fine, fine.
And why is that? You don't know who I am?
Anybody could have written this. Oh, yeah.
Are you allergic to something? Nuts.
Are you ready for your big debut? Yeah.
Are you ready? Okay.
Because my daughter's no quitter. No, she's not.
Bed. Now. I'm not even tired.
Beyond the field... Beyond the field...
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
But who's about to go fishing? They are!
But... But...
Call me. Joe...
Can we talk? Yeah.
Channel? Or Chanel.
Close your eyes. Okay.
Come on, let's go. Let's go, Joe.
Daddy, can't breathe. Joe, can't breathe.
Didn't your mom ever teach you that? Yeah.
Dizzy? I think it might be
Do you listen to this every morning? No.
Do you want some coffee? Double non fat latte.
Don't worry, he's tough. He better be.
Enjoy your drink. To us.
Even me. You do?
Fire! Fire!
Football is my life. Football is my life.
Go Joe! Go Joe!
Good! Because I am sick of it here. What do you want from me?
Goodbye. Hey!
Got it. Yeah!
Gross. Little liquid chickens.
He's not looking for me. How do you know?
Hello? Hi!
Her cell won't work in Kassala. Email?
Her name is Peyton. "Her name is Peyton. "
Hey, guys. Let's go.
Hey, Joe. Hey, man.
Hey... Get him!
Hi, Peyton. Hi.
Hi! Hey!
Hi. And she's here for this.
Home? Yes.
How did you find her? I didn't. She found me.
How old are you anyway, four? How old are you, 40?
How old are you, kid? Eight.
How you doing? Hey.
How you feeling? I'm okay.
Hungry? Joe...
I didn't know. You didn't know you had an ex wife?
I got it. Hey, sweetie!
I got to get home to... Where?
I know. I see you've already met...
I love that idea. We're starting to jell.
I want to go home. Okay.
I... I thought you were dead. I can assure you, I'm not dead.
I'll come every single day. All day, every day.
I'll take the one at... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm 21. Are you Joe's long lost daughter, too?
I'm not a fan. I'm Joe's daughter. What's everybody staring at?
I'm Tatianna. What are you? Peyton. Joe's daughter.
Is it always like this? Nah.
Is she cute? Oh, exceedingly so, sir.
Isn't. Is!
Isn't. Is!
It's just LOL... Quit stalling.
Jo Jo! Hey, nice to see you.
Joe, Joe, Joe... Joe, Joe, Joe...
Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!
Joe? Yeah?
Just like her! What else?
Just like us. Okay? Okay.
Karen? I got home early,
Karen. Karen. What about her?
Let's go. Come on. I'm feeling a little dizzy, Joe.
Listen, I care about Peyton. Then prove it!
Milk, flour, eggs and cinnamon... Cinnamon!
Mr. Kingman, wait! Mr. Kingman. What?
Mr. Kingman, we need to talk about... You know what?
Never say no! Never say no!
No back seat. So what? Get in the car.
No way. Way!
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
Not some man. My father. So you say.
Now, about your mom. I told you, it was last minute.
Now, number one on your toothbrush. That's funny.
Oh, I'm sorry. All you got to say is, "I'm sorry"?
Oh, no. Hey.
Oh, yeah? Yeah!
Okay, here we go, baby. Here we go. Three seconds left.
or he thinks we won't win. Oh.
P. Monroe.
Peyton, stop messing around. What?
Peyton. Peyton, that's cute.
Play the guitars, Joe. Come on. We were just bonding.
Please. Get dressed. No, listen to me. There's no...
Ready! Break!
See the hottie? 12 o'clock, tan dress? Oh, yeah.
She can't breathe. Baby. Baby, open up your mouth.
She said that? And more.
She wrote you a note. Wrote me a note.
She's gained a lot of weight. No.
She's going to be all right. Yeah.
Something funny, Larry? Just a little throat tickle, sir.
Stay here. Yes, sir.
Stella. Hmm.
Ten liters non rebreather mask. Peyton. Peyton.
Thank you for saving me. You're welcome.
Thank you so much. Thank you. You were really, really lucky this time.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks a lot for the heads up, Larry. Hey, I told you she was cute.
Thanks, Joe. You're welcome.
That was really good. It's going to cost you.
That's it. An instant 25 million. Hamburger.
That's refreshing. Good one.
That's very nice. Thank you.
The Maloofs! About time, there, Joe.
The power of the father. Sure.
There you go, P. Thank you.
There you go. You're doing it. Yeah, it's moving.
To think you walked out... I didn't walk out on your mom.
Wait a minute, that's not what I said. Listen, listen.
Want a paternity test? Yes. That's a great idea.
We are? We are!
We've got a situation. Touchdown!
Webber, you got a pen? Why?
Well, don't you know who I am? No.
Well, I am. Go to bed. To think you walked out on my mom
Well, we'll put colder ice in it. Glove.
Well, what do you think? I think she was tone deaf
Well, where is she? On an airplane.
Well... Peyton.
What are you doing? I'm trying! I'm trying!
What are you guys doing here? I called an audible.
What I said was this. Life... Life...
What's this? That is a universal remote.
What's... What's with the Beethoven? It's Tchaikovsky.
Whatever. He's mad. That was funny, man.
Which bathroom should I use? The one off the trophy room.
Who's about to hit the links? They are!
Who's going to win the championship? They are!
Who's ready to party? I am.
Who's Tatianna? 5:45. 5:45. 5:45.
Who's that? He won the Nobel Prize.
Why? The night is still young! We can walk Spike.
Wow. Look at that one.
Yeah, baby! Let's go! Get Danville.
Yeah, the championship. That's exciting.
Yeah? Pardon me, Mr. Kingman.
Yeah. Come here!
Yeah. Enjoy yourself.
Yeah. Yeah?
Yes, really... Come on. Get a life, Sanders.
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. You haven't even been in her life.
You do? Yeah.
You gotta celebrate. Peyton.
You guys good? There's the guy right there.
You have to be there this time. I'll be there.
You know what a playbook is? I'm guessing it's a book with plays?
You know, I owe you a big "thank you. " Oh yeah? For what?
You think so? I know so. Come on.
You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
You're late, Joe. That's a $500 fine. Start a tab.
Your name is on it. My name is...
Yummy dessert. Is your mom even in Africa?
...around and... Oh, my God, no, no... Please, come over here.
...every Sunday. ... every Sunday.
...holds many pleasures for me. ... holds many pleasures for me.
...Joe Kingman could have succeeded on talent alone.
...nothing beats the thrill... ... nothing beats the thrill...
...nothing else matters. ... nothing else matters. Watch this.
...nothing... ... nothing...
...of playing on that field... ... of playing on that field...
'Cause she has such a wild imagination.
"but I could never find the right words.
"Crushed" is right, Marv.
"Dear Joe, I have written this letter a thousand times
"I need you to watch her for a month. It's an emergency.
"I'll explain everything when I get back. Sara. "
"I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. "
"Joe, I know this is a big surprise, but Peyton is your daughter.
"Joseph Kingman. "
"Never Say No Joe?"
"Please be our lunch date. X O X O, Peyton and Joe. "
"Stupid" is a mean word!
"Stupid" is a mean word.
"The King of the Gridiron. "
"What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?"

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