Pokémon Detective Pikachu Edit

A Cubone?

A feeble effort.

A little detective in you after all.

A little late for an interview, don't you think?

A man is dying!

A man made abomination

A new battle's unfolding.

A number one bad guy has to reveal himself.

A one way ticket to the hoosegow, let's move.

A partnership where Pokemon bring out the best in us.

A Pikachu cannot defeat Mewtwo in battle.

A place where humans and Pokemon can live side by side.

A Pokemon genetic research facility.

A reasonable sense of fashion.

A shoulder saddle. I bet someone makes one.

A stronger, more harmonious world.

A Torterra garden.

A year's worth of that R stuff!

Above where I'm at right now.

Accidentally. I was accidentally...

Advanced holographic imaging.

After much trial and error

After my mom died,

Ahh, my clues!

Ahh!

Ahh! That's a sprain.

All I hear are consonants, and all I see are nipples.

All I wanna know is why I can understand you.

All it needs is a little kick.

All of this is real! Run!

All right, all right.

All right, I gotta stop this.

All right, Johnny, but what about my money?

All right, we're jumping down here.

All right, you can sleep on the couch.

All right. Here it is.

All that remains now is to capture

All the harm his father caused

All these Pokemon cards and the battle posters...

All they hear is "Pika Pika".

All units should proceed to the... [grunts]

All your father had to do

Almost wrecked my prize Charizard

And address inside this hat.

And chairman of Clifford Enterprises.

And creeped out at the same time.

And does that to my Pokemon.

And get the hell out of here.

And had to shut down their entire facility.

And he knows me, too.

And he owns the press.

And he wanted to share that discovery with the world.

And he'd tell you

And I couldn't forgive him for it.

And I cross checked that with city records

And I realized that he did care.

And I want a rematch.

And I was really hoping you could help me tell it.

And I'm going to find it.

And I'm Howard Clifford,

And I'm willing to do whatever it takes

And make sure you close with:

And my lungs are the size of g****s.

And my mom heard it crying its eyes out.

And nobody comes into my place

And now I'm leaving, too.

And now it's too late.

And relive the good old days.

And responsible decision making.

And run like the wind.

And searched the world for a cure.

And secondly, get me the hell out of here!

And spent more time with Pokemon than his own son.

And that magic is called hope.

And that's when I found you.

And that's where I found the vial.

And the total loss of free will.

And then all of a sudden,

And then hate them for leaving.

And then he and his Pikachu helped Mewtwo escape.

And they were testing it at the battles.

And train them to use their unique powers

And we both know who that is, lover boy.

And what did it have to do with the R?

And, by the way, did that report also say that I'm dead?

And, by the way, we can't go to the cops.

And, eventually, he tried to get me

And, now, so can you!

Another round. Extra shot.

Anybody? No?

Apologies, my tummy's bad from all the coffee.

Are special things, kid.

Are there any other emotional truth bombs

Are you crazy? Get out of there!

Are you gonna make me into a lampshade?

Are you hearing other voices besides mine?

Are you trying to rob me, or just annoy me?

As "daddy issues" without "daddy".

As a bit of a briefs guy, but those are nice.

As long as the Pokemon are in a crazed state.

Aw, jeez.

Aw, Pikachu. Wanna cry?

Bank left! Bank right! Right!

Be a dear, would you, and get the door for me.

Because I never gave him the chance.

Because if you wanna find your pops, I'm your best bet.

Because she was trying to control their minds.

Because, I...

Before my father moved to the city

Begin!

Behind you!

Between Pokemon and humans.

Blazing speed! Blazing speed!

Brilliant idea! You hold the door.

But don't look at me.

But for all of humanity!

But he didn't!

But he knows what I'm feeling.

But he started asking questions.

But I actually needed to ask you something.

But I assure you, he is adorable on the inside.

But I can't solve my own mystery if I have no memory.

But I didn't know...

But I don't fear fear.

But I think it's important you see it.

But I think Volt Tackle

But I wouldn't go.

But my mind is in Mewtwo.

But put down the stapler,

But still open until I solve it.

But that's not all.

But the docks can be dangerous.

But there's been no mainstream coverage.

But they don't look right.

But we need to strategize. Wait!

But why?

But why?

But you have shown me that not all humans are bad.

But you were on his mind every day.

But your heart will know who you are.

But your mother had to see the doctor. It couldn't wait.

But, er, what are they covering up?

But, Mr. Clifford, how could you let him do that?

But, Tim,

But, you know, you sure can.

By the way, no one likes your Pokemon!

Can everyone just look away, please?

Can no one else hear him?

Can you hear him talking? Do you hear him saying words?

Cards, cards. Playing cards. Poker.

Case closed.

Caught a break in the case,

Circle house. Moon house. Moon. House.

Classic staredown, kid. First one to blink loses.

Come on! He thinks he's getting away.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's not start that again.

Come on. Let's take a look around.

Come on. No. That's not fair.

Come on. This is ridiculous.

Come on. You got it, you got it!

Corny or whatever...

Coward.

Created in a laboratory using DNA

Critical hit! Additional damage!

Cubone!

Day 42.

Day 60. Clinical trials proven successful.

Day 68.

Deep in what?

Denial can be a powerful thing.

Despite everyone telling you you're wrong.

Diagnosed with a rare degenerative disease,

Did you just call me partner?

Did you just talk?

Ditto!

Ditto.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Do not let your Pokemon breathe...

Do you have the spare keys for his apartment?

Does Harry have other children?

Does he recognize you? I think he recognizes you.

Does this Lickitung belong to anyone?

Don't let your Pokemon breathe the gas!

Don't let your Pokemon breathe the purple gas!

Don't let your Pokemon...

Don't worry.

Duck! Duck! Duck!

Dude, I thought you wanted to, you know, hang out

Dust everywhere.

Eh, that sounds like a waste of coffee.

Either solve the case ourselves

Enough with the games. Say it.

Er, look, I just wanna know

Er...

Ever since my illness put me in this chair,

Everything you know about Harry Goodman.

Everything's fine.

Ew.

Exactly.

Excuse me, excuse me, hi. Sorry.

Excuse me, please. Hello. Hi.

Excuse me.

Eyeball.

Falling to our death is not one of... [screams]

Find Mewtwo and you will find your father.

Fine, fine. Hand it over.

Fine, I'll walk.

Finish him, Ditto!

First of all, women don't like to be called "dame".

Flat white, extra shot.

Following your heart, not a recipe!

For any Clifford financed businesses until I found it.

For CNM tonight, primetime.

For someone with my nose for a story.

For the record, I have no guilt

For your stupid headaches.

Forcing our shadowy kingpin

Forget the coat. Where's his shirt?

Fortunately, our benefactor's

Founder and chairman of Clifford Industries.

From the fossil remains of the Ancient Mew.

Game on!

Gas. You're pouring gasoline on... [gasps]

Gengar uses Shadow Ball!

Get a splitting headache now, you neurotic duck!

Get off him, whack job.

Get up, kid. He's coming back around.

Get your memory back.

Give me a minute.

Give me my hat back!

Go, go, go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! They're... Go! They...

Go! Run! Run!

Good call. Let me know how it goes

Good God, have you ever talked to a woman before?

Good job, Psyduck. Where's my hat?

Good luck, Detective Goodman.

Good pep talk.

Good question, kid.

Good. Right, you're going on camera.

Grams will meet you when you arrive.

Great work. Hey, calm down. Stay calm. Okay. [chuckles]

Great.

Greninja stars.

Ha! I told you Magikarp weren't useless.

Had a lead on it before anyone else even knew.

Had to do with those underground battles.

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Hard work. That's what this is.

Harry faked his own death.

Harry figured it out and he's in trouble.

Harry Goodman,

Harry had an informant near the docks.

Harry is the only one I can trust.

Harry traces the R to here.

Harry was onto something big. Real big.

Harry would've never been a part of this.

Harry's dead.

Harry's last case

Harry's not dead. If his Pokemon partner

Harry's Pikachu.

Harry's son is finished!

Has been with you all along.

He actually wants to destroy my legacy.

He also controls the police and the politicians.

He can talk to me. We're gifted.

He controls the board.

He did not like that.

He doesn't know what you're saying.

He has Mewtwo here.

He knows about the R. How does he know about the R?

He knows you?

He loved you more than anything else in the world.

He may look grumpy on the outside,

He moved here and poured himself into his work.

He needs my help.

He reminded me a lot of my mom.

He resigned from his corporation

He ruined my coat, man. Look at this.

He seems nice.

He tracked the R to the battles,

He wanted me to live here when I was a kid,

He was a legend in this precinct.

He'd be damn proud of you, kid.

He's alive.

He's going down hard, Tim.

He's gone, Tim.

He's gonna blow his stack, kid.

He's hurt.

He's hurt.

He's out there, I can feel it.

He's saying words.

He's sorry for everything.

He's the key to my past.

He's... He's out there.

Hello, I'm Roger Clifford, president of CNM

Hello, Tim.

Hello?

Help! Help! Oh, my God, help!

Help! Help! Oh, my God! Help!

Here knows something about something.

Here she comes. Try to look deep.

Here?

Here. Here we go. Now you'll be ready.

Here. Hold my hat.

Hey, bud! What are you doing?

Hey, Dad?

Hey, hey, hey. Bud.

Hey, hey, hey. It's like you said, okay?

Hey, hey! Where's that Pikachu's partner? Don't go.

Hey, hey. There's no one to say goodbye to.

Hey, listen, everyone we know has left town

Hey, little guy, how did you get in here?

Hey, look, I barely know the guy.

Hey, Tim? I don't float.

Hey, what happened?

Hey, what if it wasn't the gas? What if it's hereditary?

Hey, you put that down. I am not giving you a massage.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, help!

Hey! Wait, wait, wait!

Hey. Hey, keep calm, pal.

Hey. Slow down. We have to talk about this.

Hi, Tim.

Hired a specialist to track it down.

His car crashes over a bridge. I think not.

His partner?

His Pokemon.

Hitting a beady eyed version of the woman

Ho! Can't help you there, kid.

Hold up a sec. We're gonna need each other.

Hope that Harry is still alive.

How am I supposed to break the news

How come you don't have a Pokemon?

How come?

How could you not believe in climate change?

How dare you. Okay? Of course not. Come on.

How do you know his name?

How...

Howard Clifford to build Ryme City,

Howard Clifford,

Howard Clifford.

Howard! Mr. Clifford! Your son,

Howard?

Huh? Yeah! I'm in your space now, am I right?

Huh.

Humanity is evil.

Humanity is evil.

Humans and Pokemon merged into one!

I actually meant, "Please do". Thank you.

I am the future!

I bet this is the doctor Shirtless was talking about.

I can feel it, Lieutenant, in my bones.

I can play that game.

I can take you over if you want.

I can't belie... [sighs]

I can't believe it.

I can't do it when people are watching.

I can't help it.

I could betray you, too.

I could stop whenever I want. These are just choices.

I deal with things in the moment.

I did it!

I didn't know they had Pokemon battles in Ryme City.

I didn't need to defeat you.

I didn't realize.

I didn't think he cared.

I do. But just look at it.

I don't believe that.

I don't have one. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

I don't know what happened between you two,

I don't know, I'm just going.

I don't know, kid. I'm as lost as you are.

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe Harry got in too deep.

I don't know. This is very exciting.

I don't operate according to plans, kid.

I don't think she can see us.

I don't wanna lose him, too.

I don't...

I forget things, it's what I do! I have amnesia!

I forgot everything you said!

I forgot how to use my powers.

I found something in Harry's desk,

I get it now. This isn't a forest at all.

I got a plan.

I got access to Roger's computer.

I got it, kid!

I got my plate full talking to you.

I got some bad news for you 'cause, uh, Harry's dead.

I gotta jump for it.

I guess I just got used to him not being around

I had no choice.

I had to stop him.

I have an idea.

I have an interview with the mayor.

I have been so lonely.

I have found a path forward for all of us.

I haven't been really nice to you.

I hired Harry to trace it to its source.

I hope he makes it.

I hurt the people who need me.

I just need...

I just needed to distract you.

I know this place.

I know you can't understand me,

I know, Tim.

I like this. I like this very much.

I literally just met someone.

I may only be an unpaid intern,

I meant that.

I need to document all of this, though.

I need to get Pikachu to a healer Pokemon.

I need you. Please.

I never do this. I'm not that kind of Pokemon.

I never wanted to show you this,

I officially hate this forest.

I really wish I'd gotten on that train.

I saw in the police report that he's dead.

I searched through all his records.

I see you've partnered with Harry's Pikachu.

I should never have encouraged you.

I should've gotten on that train.

I take this body so that you might live.

I targeted the property rights in the region

I think a world class detective

I think he just peed a little.

I think he's lived in my shadow for so long,

I think pants are gonna do you a lot of good right now.

I think she knows more than she let on.

I think the "someone" just found us.

I think the trick is getting inside his head.

I thought I remember Harry saying

I understand.

I walk the walk and I talk the talk.

I wanna believe that, kid. But we gotta be honest here.

I want you giving an in depth report

I was actually wondering who this was.

I was also drink... Just step anywhere.

I was just really raised by my grandmother.

I was... [scoffs] Okay, I was not that excited.

I went there to snoop around,

I will meet you here tomorrow morning.

I will never smell your finger.

I will undo what has been done.

I work for the CNM blog,

I... I made that up.

I'd like that very much.

I'd like that, kid.

I'd like that.

I'd like to thank our benefactor,

I'd tread lightly there, chief.

I'll always have a place for you to stay."

I'll go first. Whatever's most calming.

I'll meet you at the car.

I'll never forgive my hands for what they did.

I'll see ya.

I'll tell you everything you want to know. What I know.

I'll try and take us back to the beginning.

I'm about to rock this place.

I'm actually pretty good at being alone at night.

I'm bad cop, you're good cop.

I'm gonna get a promotion real soon.

I'm gonna go talk to Howard.

I'm gonna need you to go on record and tell me

I'm here to say goodbye.

I'm here, partner. I'm here.

I'm just happy you're back... [laughing]

I'm not following.

I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not its choice!

I'm not sure.

I'm not.

I'm searching the joint, looking for clues.

I'm sorry, is yours mad at me?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Can you speak up?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I pushed you away

I'm sorry. Who are you?

I'm the guy who betrayed Harry.

I'm trying to get in 100,000 steps this hour.

I'm very attracted to.

I'm working a source. Just one more minute.

I'm worried about you.

I'm, er, I'm cutting the fence so that we can slip through.

I've always believed Pokemon are...

I've devoted my life to perfecting the partnership

I've finally discovered a cure.

I've heard rumors of Pokemon attacking people.

I've invested in ways of bringing the world to me.

I've never been so flattered

I've thought long and hard about this, okay?

If Harry's alive, why didn't they find him?

If Roger Clifford's behind this,

If this partnership's gonna work.

If you are anything like your dad...

If you don't mind me asking,

Imagine my shock when the answer

In doing so, I'm afraid I neglected

In my head, I saw that differently.

In my office.

In the containment chamber.

In your jellies. Go ahead, say it.

Into the best possible version of yourself.

Into the body of a Pokemon,

Into what we now refer to as Pokemon battles.

Is alive.

Is having a coffee right now.

Is Pikachu okay?

Is still alive, that means he is, too.

Is that even possible?

Is this really happening?

Is your best move, so start with that.

It allows us to see things that they cannot

It demands a lot.

It escaped nearly 20 years ago from the Kanto region.

It helps me to see it all laid out.

It says Dr. Laurent's station.

It was a terrible tragedy, losing him and his partner.

It was for me.

It was revenge for being captured.

It was your people who wrote the promo, son.

It wasn't anybody's fault.

It wasn't your fault.

It's a coincidence.

It's a Mr. Mime. They're the worst.

It's a Pikachu?

It's gonna be okay.

It's just junk and papers and...

It's like they're trying to manipulate Pokemon evolution.

It's me. I was with Harry in the crash.

It's me. It's that stuff that I put up my nose.

It's Mewtwo. No, wait.

It's my father's place. That's why I was there.

It's not news if it can't be verified.

It's not the sort of place

It's okay, Psyduck, it's okay. Calm down.

It's okay.

It's only my life's work.

It's PCL's chief scientist, Dr. Anne Laurent.

It's the jellies. It's that thing, you know?

It's the weirdest thing.

It's very difficult coping with loss.

Ix nay on the gas ay.

Jack, I'm not looking for a Pokemon. I've told you this.

Jack, tell me

Jack.

Just 'cause the cops say he's dead...

Just doing some light stretching.

Just need a little spark

Just say it, Jack. I'm too tired to be angry.

Just say it!

Just when you needed me the most.

Kid, hey! Over here.

Kid, the fire alarm!

Kid, the walls are closing in.

Kid, this dame's looking for danger.

La Cucaracha.

Last week, PCL had an "accident"

Leave me alone!

Let's do this Pokemon battle thing right.

Let's find out who did this to you.

Let's go. We gotta get back to the city.

Let's never do that again, okay?

Let's see where this goes.

Lieutenant Yoshida.

Like a man.

Like I said, I have amnesia. Can't remember a darn thing.

Like when we were kids.

Like, word perfect, so...

Listen up.

Lonely.

Look at the signs.

Look at this.

Look out, kid!

Look, Harry figured this guy out somehow.

Look, I may not have memories,

Look, quick! Get in front of him.

Look, you can talk to humans. I can talk to Pokemon.

Looks like it's still working.

Looks like most of the files are corrupted.

Lucy Stevens. Reporter for CNM.

Lucy, please. Take my coffee order.

Lucy, what are you doing?

Lucy?

Lucy?

Lucy. Lucy, we gotta get back to...

Magikarp can evolve into Gyarados.

Magnificent creatures, aren't they?

Making Pokemon listicles all day, okay?

Maybe it hasn't started yet.

Maybe it's an insurance emergency. [chuckles]

Maybe later. But right now the truth is in my hands.

Maybe she could weigh in

Me, too.

Me? I don't wear underwear, you know? I'm not modest.

Mewtwo has the power

Mewtwo was trying to protect us?

Mewtwo.

Mewtwo.

Mewtwo.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, yeah, blame it on your dad.

Mmm.

Mr. Clifford, I may have a story for you.

Mr. Mayor, I need to speak with you, please. It's urgent.

Mrs. McMaster. Hi, it's Lucy Stevens,

Must have been a really bad accident.

My dad and I drifted apart.

My father.

My heart is pounding.

My problem is that I push people away

My problem is that I push people away

My responsibilities as a parent.

Nearly choked me to death, and I was...

Neither is Fire type. But Cubone is...

Neither of us can say for sure

Newspapers.

Nice catch, kid. Let's get out of here.

No battles. No Trainers. No Poke Balls.

No fingerprints.

No one could survive a crash like that.

No one else can hear him?

No one knows what happened.

No one should go through this type of thing alone.

No one's coming. People are so insensitive.

No, actually, that's two steps up

No, Harry is dead. You're wrong. I'm sorry.

No, he's not.

No, I think he's talking about the R.

No, I'm gonna go. We're done here.

No, I'm not in denial! I'm right, I know it!

No, no, no! No, wait!

No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait!

No, wait, this is the perfect time to get a headache.

No, we don't. I don't need a Pokemon. Period. Got it?

No, you really haven't.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No! I'm not going in the trash chute.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I'm not letting you go.

No. No, no, no!

No. No, we're not doing that.

No. No, you should break the news. You.

No. Nope. I'm all good. [sighs] Thank you so much.

No. Tim said Volt Tackle's my best move.

None of this is real.

Nope, that did not land right at all.

Not even your dad.

Not everyone can pull off

Not French.

Not just for me,

Not like that. No, it was a gas.

Not till we know who we can trust.

Now let me go!

Now stop distracting me.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Now, obviously, I've dealt with this putz before,

Now's not really a good time.

Of being strapped into a baby seat

Of course I care about my partner's life.

Of course.

Of course.

Oh, and pro tip:

Oh, he's being eaten alive! He's being eaten alive!

Oh, I didn't think so.

Oh, I didn't...

Oh, I finally have service.

Oh, I hope we never

Oh, I might.

Oh, I'm glad you're gonna bite.

Oh, is there an unabridged version

Oh, man.

Oh, no, no, not now, Psyduck.

Oh, no, Tim.

Oh, no! Don't breathe the gas!

Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

Oh, nope. That's me. That was me.

Oh, sh...

Oh, shut up, Dad!

Oh, sweet Mother of Arceus, that feels so good.

Oh, that's right, yeah.

Oh, there's a door there. I didn't...

Oh, this is working out great.

Oh, wow, how'd you do that?

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, and I can understand Pikachu,

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Mime has the ability

Oh, you feel it. You feel it in your jellies, don't you?

Oh.

Oh. I'm sorry. I...

Oh. Looks like someone's back in a good mood.

Oh. Oh, I smell what you're stepping in.

Oh. You seem kinda young for that.

Okay, bad idea with the knife. I'll find something else.

Okay, come on, that's...

Okay, Cynthia. We're live in five, four, three...

Okay, he didn't like that.

Okay, here's what you wanna do.

Okay, I'll bite. Solve what?

Okay, I'm gonna...

Okay, just relax.

Okay, kid. So here's what we know.

Okay, look, what about this?

Okay, maybe.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, Pikachu, your powers are in there somewhere.

Okay, so you're a talking Pikachu

Okay, thank you, Jack. Thank you for that.

Okay, that's it. We're switching roles.

Okay, you wanna bite him. You wanna scream.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'm gonna go.

Okay. If Roger Clifford is the key to all of this...

Okay. Worst parade I've ever seen.

Okay. You wanna play that game?

On rumors, gossip or hearsay.

On the long term psychological effects

On those Aipom when they attacked us yesterday.

One man changed all of this.

One question, though. Where are we going?

Or don't want us to see.

Or don't want us to see.

Or get far enough along that this

Or Harry faked somebody else's death.

Or I will electrocute you.

Or somebody else faked Harry's death.

Or to my coat.

Oughta have figured out by now

Our gift to the citizens.

Over experimentation of Pokemon

Partner.

People of Ryme City!

Pika!

Pika.

Pika.