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See No Evil, Hear No Evil

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

"See No Evil, Hear No Evil" is a hilarious comedy film released in 1989 that showcases the comedic genius of two legendary actors, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. Directed by Arthur Hiller, this movie swiftly became a fan favorite and remains an undeniable classic to this day.

The story revolves around two men, Dave Lyons (played by Gene Wilder) and Wallace "Wally" Karue (played by Richard Pryor), who find themselves unwittingly caught up in a murder investigation. Dave is deaf, and Wally is blind, which leads to a series of comically chaotic situations as they attempt to clear their names and unravel the mystery surrounding them.

The dynamic duo of Wilder and Pryor steals the show with their impeccable chemistry and superb comedic timing. Both actors were at the height of their careers during the late 80s, and their performances in "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" undeniably demonstrate their comedic genius.

The film boasts an incredible supporting cast, including Joan Severance as Eve, a seductive femme fatale who gets involved in the confusion, and Kevin Spacey in one of his earlier roles, portraying Kirgo, the ruthless killer. Other notable actors include Alan North as the tough-talking police captain, and Anthony Zerbe as Braddock, the detective determined to solve the crime. Each actor brings their unique talent to the table, contributing to the film's overall charm.

"See No Evil, Hear No Evil" is not only a visual delight but also features a memorable soundtrack that complements the film's comedic tone. While specific band members or a corresponding album are not mentioned, the movie incorporates a variety of songs and background music that further immerse the audience in the on-screen hilarity.

For those seeking a trip down memory lane or those discovering this comedy gem for the first time, the sounds from "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" can be found easily. Numerous platforms allow you to relive the movie's most iconic moments or simply enjoy the soundtrack that adds an extra layer of amusement to this comedic masterpiece. By playing and downloading the sounds, fans can reminisce and enjoy the timeless laughter generated by the film's memorable scenes.

In conclusion, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" is a must-watch comedy that showcases the brilliance of Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. With a captivating storyline, impeccable comedic performances, and a memorable supporting cast, this film has become a beloved classic. Its soundtrack further elevates the viewing experience, adding to the film's overall charm. Whether you are a fan of classic comedies or a newcomer to the genre, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" is sure to bring laughter to your day.

A blind guy and a deaf guy are making me look like an asshole.
A blind, egotistical asshole who denies he can't see shit.
A few sounds were all I needed to lock in on poor Mr. Kirgo.
A good comedy, as you call it, is worth its weight in gold.
A little lunch you had left over. Heh heh heh.
A little motel on the interstate,
A little right. A little left. Right. Turn right!
A magnificent phony. May I have it, please?
A room temperature superconductor.
A woman
A woman present?
Aah!
About five miles west of the George Washington.
Acid indigestion and that full, bloated feeling.
Adele got away. The police will be here any minute.
Adele, wait! I need some money. I might have to buy somebody.
ADELE: Good luck with the job.
ADELE: I can't make a left turn. I'll have to swing around the block.
ADELE: I sure was worried about you two.
ADELE: Watch your step. You're a dumb idiot!
ADELE: What are you talking about?
Afraid not. Goodbye.
After all, this to me is just fun.
After I'd arranged to borrow a small sample.
Ah!
Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
Ah.
Ah.
Aim for 12 o'clock. MAN 2: Hit him!
All I want to know is what time is it?
All right, get them up.
All right, I'll take care of this.
All right, it's not the end of the world, it's just an accident.
All right, jokers, you got 10 seconds to come out with your hands up.
All right, let's go!
All right, let's move out.
All right, Mr. Lyons, I need a nice full face shot first.
All right, Mr. Sutherland. Goodbye.
All right, take the cuffs off him before he wrecks the goddamn joint.
All right. Thank you. Can we go to the bar?
All right. We'll go to Great Gorge and we'll wait for your call.
Always joking. I had no idea you were this much fun.
Am I right, sir?
Am I with you? Of course.
Amazing. Who'd believe it?
An effective antacid. It is also..."
An English guy and a black woman.
And a doctor from Germany who still haven't arrived.
And a ticket...
And everyone's gonna stand around and stare at me.
And he put a pistol to my head.
And I told him, if you gotta go, you gotta go! Go!
And I'm blind for life.
And in his first visit to the U.S.,
And left, left, left. Circle left.
And stop! Stop!
And take off into the air.
And tell him... Sorry, Wally.
And the other one is blind.
And then it's gonna be all brand new. Come on, doctor.
And then one day, she turned into this creature
And there are the dogs. Three of them.
And this is my good friend, David Lyons.
And this lovely lady to my left here, this is Lisa.
And today I realized for the first time: I'm full of shit.
And turn. Very good. That's lovely. And go. And we go.
And unlike plain antacids,
And when can we expect our two distinguished guests?
And you never get me into trouble.
And you tell me the first thing that pops into your brain.
And you'll be dead.
ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Three minutes until post time. Three minutes until post time.
Another place, we might've had a chance.
Any Martians here who want to speak to Mr. David Lyons?
Anything to get off your chest?
Are we caught in a time warp here? Twilight Zone, maybe?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you serious? Yes, I'm goddamn serious.
Are you talking to me? 225!
Are you the owner of the shop, sir?
Are you with me?
As you can see, this remains a complicated issue.
At least my way we have a chance. Are you with me?
Back, back. Back, Wally. And turn. And one, two, three.
Ballistics report. What do you got?
Be responsive to what I'm going to say.
Beautifully put, Mr. Kerew.
Because he's deaf, not stupid.
Because I don't need you or anyone else!
Because I owe him? I feel sick.
Because I'm blind? Shove it up your ass, pal.
Because some asshole drunk drived me into a fire hydrant
Because tonight, my friend, we celebrate!
Because you're both witnesses. I don't understand this.
Blind? Deaf? What, is this a joke?
Bomb bay doors open! Raoul!
Boss fires you, fuck him. Hey, fuck it. Fuck them. Fuck it, right?
BOTH: Ooh!
Both! Both of them!
Boy, damn. I wish I had met you eight years ago.
BRADDOCK: All right, guys, let's go, huh?
BRADDOCK: Come on, move these guys. Let's move.
BRADDOCK: Come on.
BRADDOCK: Do you have a security officer?
BRADDOCK: Go on home. Your mother's looking for you.
BRADDOCK: Hey! Hey, wait a minute! Grab them!
BRADDOCK: I got a surprise for you! GATLIN: You can't do that.
BRADDOCK: If I brought in some pictures, could you identify them?
BRADDOCK: We found something in the apartment of Mr. Scotto.
BRADDOCK: We went to all this trouble to catch them, and now I can't shoot them?
BRADDOCK: What the hell is a mens rea?
Bring the coin to the house with a thousand windows." Route 104.
Bullshit! You're an actor.
But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction,
But I can't. I'm blind.
But I want to give it to you. Dave, please, listen to me.
But if he leaves me, what is gonna happen to me and the twins?
But that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship.
But this morning,
But we both use condoms. How's this possible?
But we have to leave the country tomorrow morning.
But what are your intentions?
But why can't you give me numbers? Why are you being so evasive?
But with luck, we'll have you out of here by 5:00.
But, you see,
By the stink of the 7000 tons of garbage
Calm down. Just calm down. We'll get them.
Can I help you? I'm here about the ad in the paper.
Can we go now?
Can you hear me?!
Can you imagine if I didn't file a claim?
Can you please hurry? We have to bury the car.
Can you tell me one goddamn thing about that woman?
Can't you walk? Do we have to carry you?
Cancel the swimming lessons. What'll the guys at the club say?
Captain Braddock, you're a dickhead.
Captain, we got the real killer. We got the real killer.
Careful. Careful.
Careful. Narrow. Narrow.
Careful. The broken wood is in front of you.
Careful. You remember what happened last time.
Certainly, my dear.
Checkbook,
Circle left. And right! Right, circle right.
Circle left. Circle left.
Circle left. Left. Stand still!
Cleveland. I haven't seen her for eight years.
Come in, Mr. Kerew. I'm delighted to see you.
Come on now, let's go, huh? Jesus.
Come on, big mouth, say something. Let's get down.
Come on, come on.
Come on, get them up! Get your hands up!
Come on, I'm dead if I go with you.
Come on, keep coming,
Come on, you bitch!
Come on!
Come on! You don't show me shit! Who are you fighting this time?
Come on. Come on. Going up. Step up.
Come on. For crying out loud.
Come on. Hands over your head.
Come on. Last night I was out with your sister.
Congratulations. Wally says what?
COP [OVER RADIO]: They crashed through in a squad car.
COP 1: Move it!
COP 1: Watch your leg, watch your leg.
COP 2: Drop it! I said drop it!
COP 3: Open it up. MAN: You're sick!
COP: Watch out!
Cows! Cows! Cows!
Damn those guys.
Damn, she smells good.
Dave, can you see them now?
Dave, I can't...
Dave, I've been running on fumes most of my life.
Dave, meet my sister, Adele. Adele, this is my dear friend, David.
Dave, stop the begging, man.
Dave, yo!
Dave, you don't have to give me anything.
DAVE: "...bubbles of gas trapped in the stomach can cause heartburn,
DAVE: Brakes! Wally, put on the brakes!
DAVE: Captain, honestly...
DAVE: Circle right. Circle right. Circle right.
DAVE: Get ready.
DAVE: Get ready. You said we wasn't up in the air!
DAVE: Go on, get out of here. Wally's just on top of that hill.
DAVE: How does someone so beautiful kill somebody? I don't understand.
DAVE: I didn't hear anything.
DAVE: I hope I bump into you again.
DAVE: I just ripped my good pants.
DAVE: I think it's them.
DAVE: I'm not a crybaby. WALLY: Hmph! You are a crybaby.
DAVE: It's a greenhouse. There she is, Wally.
DAVE: Oh, no.
DAVE: Oh, sorry about the flowers.
DAVE: Push the seat back. Find the lever and push the seat back.
DAVE: Single file. Single file.
DAVE: That's better than Philadelphia.
DAVE: The house is all glass, and it's on huge rocks.
DAVE: There we go. This should be fun.
DAVE: They just went behind some trees.
DAVE: Wait. Let's try the door.
DAVE: Well, guess what you are.
DAVE: You ever want to be in the circus?
Dave!
Dave!
Dave!
Dave! Speak to me!
Dave! Talk to me!
Dave! What's going on?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave?
Dave? Dave!
Dave? Dave? Da...
Dave? Head down.
Dave? What just happened?
Dave.
David Lyons. You must be Harvey Wallbanger. Wally's told me about you.
David Lyons'. My lawyers?
Dead? I thought you weren't gonna kill us.
Demonstrators? Good. Go with the flow. Mix in.
Denies? You're the one who denies! This is you, right?
Depends on how this fight comes out.
Di Gel?
Did I hit the board? No, you hit the wall. It's a lot better.
Did we take blood? GATLIN: Get up!
Did you find it, my dear?
Did you get lost, Dr. Johannson? "Yo hannson." How soon we forget.
Did you say what time is it? Yes, I did. What time is it?
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO] 2286, this is Dispatch. What is your location?
Do as I say, or you're a dead man. Turn around!
Do you have our keys with you? Yeah.
Do you know what's wrong?
Do you like Harvey Wallbangers? Harvey who?
Do you mean everything you just said?
Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial
Does that mean I get the job?
Doesn't matter, as long as they want it real bad.
Dogs? Yeah, Dobermans. They're killers.
Don't back out on me now.
Don't do me no favors.
Don't do shit for me.
Don't guide me. Don't guide me. What?
Don't shoot!
Don't tell me you didn't hear anything. He heard it.
Don't tell me you didn't see anything. He saw it.
Don't those state cops have anything?
Don't touch it.
Don't worry, my dear. Everything's arranged.
Don't worry. GATLIN: Get up.
Dr. Harold Orlow, pathology.
Dr. Johannson, my question is for you.
Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson!
Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmology.
Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology.
DRIVER: Are you fucking deaf? Move! WOMAN: Get out of the way!
DRIVER: Get off the street!
Easy for you to say.
Eat this! This guy's tough, Wally.
Eight,
Eleven o'clock!
Especially on the last Thursday of every month.
Eve, we've been associated for five years.
EVE: I know you don't know who we are.
EVE: May I have the coin, Mr. Kerew?
EVE: Mr. Sutherland? Perfect timing. Come in, my dear.
Every available cruiser, scramble now.
Excuse me, captain? What?
Excuse me, miss, have we met before?
Excuse me, sir. Nice day, isn't it?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Where's the little red Alfa?
Excusez moi, Monsieur Hot Shit.
Face forward, please.
Face front!
Face front.
Face front.
FEMALE VOICE: The parking brake has been released.
Fine. Big mouth.
Fire two!
Five to three. I got mixed up!
Follow me. Careful.
For chrissakes, how far could they get? An all cars alert!
For chrissakes, you're feeling too sorry for them.
Form barricades. 6th Avenue to Hudson, Houston to West 4th.
Four, five...
Four, three... The county is really cracking down.
Freeze!
Fuck it.
Fuck you. Going down.
Fuck.
Fucking A! Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her.
Funny thing is, this didn't happen to her
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
GATLIN: Aah! BRADDOCK: Hey, what the hell!
GATLIN: Come on, let's go. We gotta go. I'm sorry.
GATLIN: It's all over.
GATLIN: Sergeant Keller, I need every man you can spare
GATLIN: We gotta cover every road.
GATLIN: What are you doing?
Gently. Take it easy, doctor. This guy's blind as a bat.
Get another job.
Get behind this car. There's a car. Watch your knees.
Get him out of here. I want him out, now!
Get in the car! Open that up! What's up?
Get me close. I'm trying.
Get me down Seventh Avenue right away.
Get out of here! I don't want to leave you!
Get ready!
Get ready! One o'clock! Good. Good.
Get your ass over here.
Give me your hand. No, wait. The other one. Here we go.
Go on in.
Go on! Get out of here. Get out!
Go slowly to your left and try to stay off the sidewalk.
Goddamn it! Dave! Dave! How in the fuck do you expect me to get out of this shit?!
Goddamn them. Goddamn them. Take it easy, we'll find them.
Good thing the girl remembered the sister.
Good, good, good.
Good.
Goodbye, Mr. Lyons.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodness, you're right!
Goodness! A lot of adjustments have to be made.
Great Gorge is a big resort in Vernon Valley.
Great. Do you think you can stop Khomeini?
Great. I'll wait here for him. When he comes, I'll be down...
Great. Just great.
Great. That's a nice surprise.
Guess who I ran into today? Who?
Ha, ha. Aah!
Ha, ha. You're a funny guy. I really like that ad you put in the paper.
Ha!
Half of $8 million.
Hands over your head, Mr. Lyons. Remember?
Have a nice day. Just keep our heads.
Have the coin?
Have you read Norman Cousins about the immune system?
He gets six months' suspended sentence.
He is not my boyfriend.
He was talking with Scotto when I arrived.
He was the only one who would give me credit. Face front.
He's always coming around trying to get bribes.
He's coming, Wally. He's coming.
He's deaf. You have to be facing him.
He's not facing the camera? No!
Head down, bring it down. WALLY: Dave?
Headquarters, this is Barricade 4! Headquarters, this is Barricade 4!
Headquarters, this is Steely. Over.
Hello?
Hello? Oh, no!
Here it is.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here's your key.
Here you are, doctor. I got mine and you got yours.
Here you are.
Here you are. If you get in any trouble, just holler.
Here.
Here's another door.
Hey, asshole. Who do you think you are?
Hey, give me Room 49, please. Hurry.
Hey, I said shut the fuck up!
Hey, sis, how am I doing?
Hey, Tarzan, turn around and take a look.
Hey, when is this gonna be on? I want my sister to tape it.
Hey, you sure there's only three dogs?
Hey!
Hey.
Hey. Ooh.
Hi, guess who. Just tell me you're all right.
Hi, I'm blind. Could you show me where the ladies' room is?
Hi. Dave!
Hi. Dave.
His lawyers are here. BRADDOCK: Whose?
Hit her! Hit her, Dave! Smack her!
Hit her! Hit her, Dave! What's...?
Hm.
Hold it right there.
Hold it steady. This isn't easy.
Hold it! Hold it right there!
Hold my head.
Hold my head. Okay.
Hold on to it in case anything happens to me.
Holding still.
How am I doing? Watch the road!
How are you doing? I'm doing great!
How come you couldn't give me a description?
How could we lose a blind guy and a deaf guy?
How do you do? How do you do?
How do you do? Nice to meet you.
How do you know that? I almost got married there.
How do you treat it?
How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?
How'd you become an actor if you're deaf?
How's that feel? Good?
Hurry, Wally! Hurry, Wally! Come on, Wally!
I accept what I can do and what I can't do.
I almost forgot. I need some, uh...
I also suspect you have excellent hearing, like myself.
I always wanted to ask you that.
I am standing. DAVE: Wait.
I asked my sister to drop me off at Jones Beach.
I believe is on the floor in front of you.
I bet these guys are really gonna enjoy themselves on Rikers Island, huh?
I bet you learn to speak Spanish real quick. Won't that be nice?
I better take a look.
I can fix all your problems in 10 seconds.
I can hear, can't I? All I need is Big Mo.
I can take the wheel now. Slide over me.
I can't do this. Yes, you can.
I can't see you, Dave. Unh!
I can't see your lips. What are you saying?
I can't see, but I bet you're not crying.
I can't see. I can't see.
I can't see. Take me to my room. Let me have a look.
I can't. You can.
I couldn't see their lips.
I didn't just fuck my life up today.
I didn't know I was standing on your jacket.
I didn't lose all my hearing until eight years ago.
I didn't want to bring them near Mr. Sutherland. Tell him that.
I don't feel I have to pass. You do.
I don't have that many brothers.
I don't know anybody. People never treat me as nicely as you do.
I don't know what this is, but it's not gold. Gold doesn't chip and peel like this.
I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a little to the right.
I don't know, but I learnt this at the Braille Institute.
I don't know. I've never tried it. Really?
I don't like it. It's very humiliating.
I don't see it.
I don't think running around catching vicious, scum killers
I don't think so.
I don't think you understand. My friend...
I don't want no favors.
I dragged my sister into this shit. Damn near got her killed.
I feel like a commercial.
I feel like an ass.
I feel ridiculous. You look fine to me!
I figure me and you, we know a lot. Dave! Ah!
I get the feeling I'm not the only blind person in this room.
I got that.
I got the wheel, you take the pedals.
I got three postcards and I registered for the bingo. That's a lot for one day.
I grew up with brothers. Let's get out of here.
I guarantee it. You guarantee it?
I had a humungous breakfast. Made me tired.
I had no idea. I'm sorry.
I happened to think the Knicks were gonna beat Boston. They came close.
I hate when that happens.
I have a couple from London, a doctor from Sweden
I have a lot of love for you. Thank you.
I have nothing to switch to. Oh, there he is!
I have this terrible fear
I hear jail ain't so bad, anyway, if you like it up the butt.
I hear the sirens. The police will be here soon.
I heard that song before.
I heard your voice!
I hope you don't snore. I'll send you back to Germany.
I hope you have an invitation. Heh heh heh. He's got some mean dogs up there.
I invite you to come along.
I just want to say I'm sorry, Dave.
I know where the coin is, but he's in the room. Get him out.
I know, but $50, please.
I know. Listen, I need some of that stuff up there.
I like it myself. One in the morning and late at night.
I liked him. He was a gentleman.
I need a racing form and binoculars. Where are you?
I never knew anyone could be that beautiful.
I only saw her from the rear. When she came in, I was looking at her face.
I owe him some money.
I read your ad in the paper about an lvy League type.
I said hold it, or I'll throw your brains out!
I said, I'm doing damn good for a...
I sat myself down in the sand, started drinking,
I smelled a woman, but I didn't see a woman.
I started missing my cues when the other actors would turn.
I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
I think David got things a little mixed up.
I think he's by the door.
I think I can prove to a judge that both of these men had the mens rea.
I think it's over.
I think it's the blind guy.
I think we should kill them. We have to.
I think we're floating towards New Jersey.
I think we're in over our heads.
I think you better back up.
I thought I was being tailed. I thought it was the cops.
I thought you let one go.
I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.
I told him I had enough trouble with two wheel drive. I hate this.
I turned out the lights, just for a moment.
I wanna see a lawyer! I wanna see a doctor.
I want to see this.
I want to shoot them. I want to shoot them!
I want you to hear me. Okay?!
I want you to know I have no intention of killing you.
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to meet friends of mine.
I want you to. Let's give it a try.
I wanted to know, you make a lot of money in this line of work?
I was gonna be the same lovable asshole I've always been.
I wasn't born deaf. I got scarlet fever in high school.
I wasn't gonna piss my life away because of anger.
I wasn't trying to pull anything. Honestly.
I will. Thank you. What?
I wish I hadn't killed him. No, no. If you had to, you had to.
I would like you to. Go ahead, Wally.
I'd like to introduce our panel, four eminent specialists in their field:
I'd love to go to sleep listening to a voice like that.
I'd say that that's extremely...
I'll blow your brains out.
I'll call our employer and find out.
I'll catch up with you later! Do you hear me?
I'll check if he has the coin.
I'll even wait for you if you want.
I'll get him out of there. You just get the coin.
I'll get that son of a bitch now!
I'll get them. I'm gonna get them.
I'll just go have a nice hot bath and a cocktail before dinner.
I'll kill you, you fuck!
I'll let their rooms go. But you have to wait till 10.
I'll pick you up in front of the building.
I'll return tomorrow morning at approximately 8:37.
I'll tell you exactly how I feel in just a minute or two.
I'll throw this knife through your brain! Freeze!
I'll wait in the car. No, meet me behind the diner.
I'm a Swede, and you're a sweetie.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lock you in.
I'm afraid so.
I'm currently pointing a gun at your head.
I'm David Lyons. Pleased to meet you. Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm David Lyons. What can I do for you?
I'm delighted too.
I'm doing damn good for a blind man. What'd you say?
I'm from Sweden.
I'm getting fed up with her.
I'm going to try. Open up them pores, okay?
I'm gonna go water the plants, if you don't mind.
I'm great. I wish you were here with your car.
I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons.
I'm not handicapped. I have you.
I'm not white! Oh, it feels like it.
I'm over here, Wally. Over where, Dave?
I'm reading your lips. Do you want the job or don't you?
I'm really deaf. How do you know what I'm saying?
I'm right here, Wally.
I'm right here. Good.
I'm right here. I'm right here. Step down. Step down once.
I'm saying...
I'm sorry, sir. We're fully booked. You gotta have something.
I'm sorry, we're booked. Everything is taken by the medical convention.
I'm talking to you, you prick! What do you say?
I'm telling you, these guys are getting to me.
I'm turning here, you idiot!
I'm your guy. If you want me, here I am.
I've been extremely rude. I'm just gonna leave you now.
I've brought the other one.
I've never seen him, but he smells real good.
Idiot!
If he wants us to kill them, we'll kill them.
If I have to die, I want my friend to tell me what time it is.
If I hear him, I can hit him. He'd put a hole through your head.
If it'll make you feel better. Left!
If we're not back in 30, call the police. Police?
If you don't push the seat back. I'm stuck.
If you don't tell anyone you're deaf or I'm blind, we can do anything.
If you drop that pistol now,
Imagine electric cable the size of that coin
In the greenhouse where they can see her.
In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women,
Is a killer, that's what I am. A trained killer!
Is everybody happy now? Huh? Are we all friends again?
Is she saying "shit" or "ship"? "Shit."
Is something you and I are the best equipped people in the world at doing.
Is that what it is?
Is there somebody shooting at us?
Is this a joke? No, that's the Sutherland Estate.
It just means the intention to commit a crime.
It may be the most valuable material in this world.
It was all very simple till she made it very complicated.
It's 3:00.
It's a legal term.
It's a sickness, like if you were trying to pass for white.
It's about time. Quick! This way. This way.
It's against my car. Look... EVE: Kirgo.
It's amazing! This man is cured. Come on, doctor.
It's her! The killer?
It's not easy for me to say. I'm blind.
It's not up to me. It's up to Sutherland.
It's open.
It's really special. All right, party time.
It's time to go. Come on.
It's too bad.
Je... Jesus! Be careful, will you?
Jesus, I have 28 years on the force, a wife and five kids.
Jesus!
Jesus! I heard something! Yes!
Jesus.
Jesus. All right, no more bullshit! Was there or wasn't there a woman?
Joe. I got Lyons, David. Kerew, Wallace.
Jump! Get the police!
Just a minute, hold everything. Stop the music.
Just go! Don't worry about me, okay?
Just long enough to gain the advantage.
Just not to make a fool out of myself.
Just pick up the gold coin
Just point me in the right direction.
Kerew is blind. Repeat, blind.
Kerew. Wally Kerew. I'm his bookie.
Kesselring! Right. Heh, heh. I forget my own name next.
KIRGO: But there's no unions or benefits.
KIRGO: Here's the blind one.
KIRGO: Well, yes, actually I do. Okay.
KIRGO: With a little luck, we'll have them to ourselves by 5:00.
Kirgo?
Knife,
Laid! The last time you were laid!
Left, left. I said, left!
Left! Right! Straight! Left! Left!
Left! You're mashing my nuts! Ah!
Leslie. Hi. Leslie, hi.
Let me go. I know the law. I get to shoot them.
Let me have that.
Let's go, gentlemen.
Let's go. Wait.
Let's see if I can find it.
Let's try and put a stop to it.
Like a walk in the park.
Like this? Louder.
Like you're some kind of leper. We're being bitter, aren't we?
Listen, asswipe.
Listen, man, $225 a week.
Listen.
Little creep!
Look a little silly to me. Kind of foolish.
Look at that. Contacts again. See that?
Look at what? Don't look! Get your hands off of me!
Look in Mr. Kirgo's left hand. I think he may be holding it for us.
Look me in the eye and say that. I would if I could,
Lord, help me. Does Dad know?
Lot of nice memories.
Lower, he's a couple inches shorter than you.
Lyons is deaf. Repeat, deaf.
Lyons, David, 5'10", Caucasian, blond hair.
Make up your mind! It's 12:00.
Making it look like a coin was just a handy way to get it out of Washington
MAN [ON TV]: Yes, sir, our losers will get...
MAN 1: Get on the sidewalk! MAN 2: Look out!
MAN 1: I don't wanna take my wife to a motel.
MAN 1: What about cancellations? She doesn't have any rooms?
MAN 2: All right. Okay, let's go. Let's go.
MAN 2: Sorry I couldn't help you.
MAN: You sure you put him in 357? Maybe he switched rooms.
May I ask what my share might be?
May I have it, please?
Mens rea?
Mind telling me what I've been running around risking my life for?
MITZIE: No. It's not possible. Oh, shit.
MITZIE: There are no other rooms, Dr. Cornfeld.
Mmm.
Most of them like fucking.
Move right. Move right.
Move your hands. I can't see. Okay.
Move! Move!
Mr. Huddelston, there's a vicious rumor going around that I'm deaf.
Mr. Kirgo decided to renegotiate his contract
Mr. Lyons, the fire inspector
Mr. Lyons!
Mr. Sutherland is no longer with us.
Much dangerous. Big fire.
Must I put a bullet through you to prove it?
Must've cost 45 bucks.
My God, Dave.
My God! No!
My God. My sister.
My hands are cuffed. I can't drive.
My pleasure.
My tummy's all kaput. What is that stuff up there?
New York Police Department. Ask for Captain Braddock.
Nice lady?
Nice way we can settle this? Can I get my coat?
No coin.
No shit. I got relatives in Jersey. How nice for you.
No, he'll kill me. My husband is an insurance man.
No, I can't, but if she's innocent,
No, I don't think anyone knew. I just lost my nerve.
No, I don't think so.
No, move your car. Get out of your way.
No, no, just a few feet off the ground.
No, no, no. We'll get a nice hot chocolate.
No, say one more word. One more fucking word. Come on!
No, schmuck! I'm deaf!
No, sir, I'm afraid you can't. Come on.
No, the person they're giving the coin to.
No, you can't. What do you mean I can't shoot them?
No, you tell him that. I've got a car out front.
No.
No. He never saw me. Also, he's deaf.
No. It seems crazy, after all these years, but I've never done that before.
No. No, we don't mind. Use it.
No. Put the cane... What is...? Put it down.
Nobody ever thought we would get this far.
Nobody's gonna come. Just get the coin.
Nor can I see your face, Mr. Kerew,
Not everybody can stand around and wait!
Not if it's funny.
Not if you stamp your feet. If I what?
Not looking at you, looking at me!
Not me.
Not now, Wally, I'm busy.
Not yet. Not yet. It's 12...
Nothing's gonna happen to you. Good. Glad to find that out.
Now do you get it?!
Now just relax. Everything's gonna be all right. I'm right here.
Now she's not your lawyer? That makes sense. Get out.
Now that you're released, how do you feel?
Now they're going back to the main house.
Now they're leaving.
Now you know. Can I get the job?
Now, doctor, I want you to just relax. Take it easy,
Now, Dr. Johannson,
Now, I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here.
Now, that doesn't happen every day.
Now, that's the truth. Huh?
Now, we know he had it at the airport. So he must've made a switch over somewhere.
Now, what's all the fuss about?
Nuts! What is it?
Of course I know what's happened. This is called "Blindness Hystericus."
Officer, excuse me, isn't there some
Oh, boy.
Oh, Dave. My God, Dave, what have I done this time?
Oh, he's coming. Should be here soon. You're gonna like him.
Oh, hold my head.
Oh, I feel like such a fool.
Oh, my God. Sometimes it comes just like that.
Oh, my God. WALLY: Yeah.
Oh, my goodness. I thought you'd never come.
Oh, no! Forward! Wally, go forward!
Oh, no. You're a gentleman. Get him.
Oh, pfft, sorry. I'll show you.
Oh, shit! Dave!
Oh, Special Forces.
Oh, sure, it's right over...
Oh, there you are. Damn.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, you do speak English. Come on over here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Watch your step. What's the matter with you?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. And to you, Leslie. Thanks for buying the drinks.
Oh. Goodbye, Captain Braddock.
Oh. Heh. I think I heard my mating call. Stand up.
Oh. No, I wouldn't do that. You know I trust you, Mr. Sutherland.
Oh. Oops.
Oh. You must be Dr. Johannson. Yo, Johannson from Sweden.
Oh. You want to check him for police brutality, lady?
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, butthead. MAN 1: Hey!
Okay, come on, let's go. DAVE: Mens rea?
Okay, take it easy. Take it easy.
Okay, Wally.
Okay.
One guy's blind, the other's deaf. I'm sure. I just checked.
One murder a day is enough for you. Get him.
One o'clock!
One third of $8 million?
One.
One...
One...
Ooh. Heh, heh.
Open the goddamn door!
OPERATOR: Collect call from Earvin Johnson.
Or we're bailed out by the killer.
Other way! Other way!
Our law firm represents the building you have your shop in.
Over here. Right here.
Ow!
Oy! Ah!
Pair of undershorts,
Perfect. Tell him not to move.
Please, be gentle.
Please, don't do this.
Point you? Are you crazy? Yes.
Police emergency. Out of the car. Police? Show me your badge.
POLICEWOMAN: I need you. Wouldn't make any sense.
Present.
Professor Kasuda. You'll be interested in what he's gotta say.
Pull out, Dave!
Pussy.
Put everything back in your purse and you can move your vehicle.
Put out an APB on that convertible.
Put the cuffs on. How could we have gotten mens rea?
Put your fingers right in here. Pull.
Quickly, quickly! Slowly. Slowly!
Racing forms,
Raoul! Start it up! DAVE: Get ready to fire one!
Ready, and go! I'm ready!
Ready? Ready.
Ready? We're not up high, are we?
Really want the job. But I am a damned good salesman.
Remember, wait for the beeps.
REPORTER: Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Could I have a word with you?
Right now I'm a little overwhelmed...
Right now, I just want to get them out of there and get the coin.
Right now, the police have us for murder,
Right. Right. To the right.
Rio can be captivating this time of year.
SALLY: What's your friend look like?
Sam 1, over.
Say, my man... Mr. Kerew, not so fast.
Search the entire area. They gotta be around here someplace.
See, I'll be leaving the country
Seven...
Shazam!
She could actually achieve flight.
She said she thinks you're an asshole!
She said she was 18. BRADDOCK: Five...
She said, "I'll give it to you tomorrow.
She should make up her mind. Shit!
She's checked into Room 18. Where?
She's going into Room 18.
She's gonna be all alone in about two minutes.
She's not my lawyer. That's the lady you want!
She's running to the helicopter. Nice air conditioning she made, huh?
Shh.
Shit, shit, shit!
Shit, shit, shit. Charlie, come here.
Shit, who the hell I'm talking to? He can't hear me.
Shit!
Shooting pains in my head. My eyes! Oh, boy, it's a bummer!
Shut up and let him fight.
Six...
Slide over me.
Slow down and just pull over here by the curb.
Small world.
So far, so good.
So I bought this big bottle of champagne.
So if I get on that helicopter with the coin, I get out of here squeaky clean.
So long, sweetheart. Another time,
So tell me, how does it feel to be handicapped?
So try someone else! You can't go on like this, Wally.
So where's your wife?
So you're the fat fuck that runs this show.
So, uh, the blind guy around?
So, what do you want out of life before the show's over?
Some poor bastard's dead, so let's start answering some questions here!
Some prefer bicycling.
Some, I don't know... We're not open yet.
Sometimes life is a little boring with you,
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch! I want these guys. Now!
Sorry, there was an accident. This woman rammed into our Spider.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Start counting.
Stay there! Freeze!
Stop acting like a baby. I'm a doctor. Let me have a peek.
Stop that lady!
Stop that! Get your hands off of me!
Stupid, he's deaf. You have to be facing him!
Subs by Pukeman
Subs by Pukeman
Suddenly gone shy, have we?
Sure. I hear you fine.
Suspected homicide.
SUTHERLAND: So don't be frightened, dear.
SUTHERLAND: You're very quiet, Mr. Kerew.
Take it easy, Emile. Take it easy.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
Take you downstairs to a private room and ask you? Huh?
Take your cane or you won't make it across.
Talk to me, Dave! I can hear the car, but I can't hear you!
Talk to me, Dave.
Talking to me? You are a dumb idiot!
Tall, dark, handsome. Three out of four ain't bad, right?
Tell him Lyons and Kerew are at the Sutherland Estate.
Tell him to hurry. This isn't easy. DAVE: Hey, hey, hey.
Tell me who you're talking to.
Tell you what, if none of these people show up by 10:00,
Tell your friend to face the front.
Ten seconds, if you trust me. You trust me?
Ten seconds?
Ten,
Thank you for helping me. That's okay. That's why we're here.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. Oh, just a minute.
Thank you very much. You don't have to thank me, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Goodbye.
Thank you. That's very kind of you.
Thank you. Uh... And you must be?
Thanks. That's real sweet.
That could light up an entire city.
That I'm gonna make some mistake
That inspector? Don't worry about him.
That makes sense. Gatlin.
That might be the truck coming now. I gotta go get a screwdriver.
That was kind of you. Thank you.
That was two days ago. That's right. That's right.
That you drove me into!
That's a hell of a place to park.
That's a sweet thing you just said.
That's all you want?
That's better. Hold it.
That's better. Now put your hands over your head.
That's better. Now, I believe we agreed on 300.
That's enough, Herman. It's all right. Just keep your gun pointed on him.
That's good! Now move out! Jesus.
That's it.
That's it. Easy.
That's not my problem. I'm in a hurry.
That's pretty good, considering that he's blind.
That's right.
That's right. Shalimar.
That's the lady you want. Stop her!
That's true. The man's got a point.
That's when I decided, blind or not blind,
That's when I made a decision.
That's who you want me to meet? Yeah! Bartender.
That's why I didn't say nothing.
The "killers," Mr. Lyons. The killers.
The antacids? Yeah, listen.
The blind guy heard the shot, but can't make an identification.
The coin? Yes. It's in my pocket.
The deaf guy, he's not so sure about the woman.
The eminent Swedish gynecologist, Dr. Conrad Johannson.
The lab says that gun was the death weapon.
The lady in my shop I was trying to tell you about? That's her.
The lady's got style.
The left and right brain are having a fight with each other.
The legs. The legs. Of course.
The legs. Yes, I can imagine.
The man asked me to read him a Di Gel label. Can you believe that?
The man is blind and you have him handcuffed?
The man who owns the newsstand, David Lyons.
The man's got something to say. Up yours!
The parking brake has been released.
The parking brake has been released.
The parking brake has...
The parking brake...
The seminar's beginning. We don't want to start without the main performer.
The simethicone breaks up gas bubbles rapidly
The whole thing sounds shaky.
The woman is your lawyer? She's not my lawyer!
The, uh, kidders?
Then go home! Get out! Give me some peace of mind.
Then I realized it didn't matter, because I couldn't see them anyway.
Then she said, "We have to leave the country tomorrow."
Then suddenly they accepted American Express. Go figure!
Then we get the coin, they come look for us and we wait with the police.
Then we'll get our side shots later. You ready?
There are steps coming up. Three steps. And, one.
There can't be many Grace Georges. You mean the resort?
There she is. Careful, your knees.
There was
There you are. You move so fast, like a little hummingbird. Just:
There, there! Yes, it's them.
There. WALLY: What?
There's a dog. There's a dog! There's a dog!
There's a hole here, Wally.
There's a lot of land here.
There's an alley right here. Careful. Turn right. Turn right.
There's an alley! Dave!
There's something I've been wanting to do since the day I met you.
They can only hold you up to 72 hours before an arraignment.
They ever catch you?
They got their killers. Us. We're fucked.
They just took off. Who?
They seem nice. So was the chicken I ate last night.
They should be arriving at any moment.
They told me to call back in 10 minutes. The judge is just getting out of court now.
They told us to feel around and see what's happening.
They're going into the building.
They're going. Looks like they're locking the door.
This guy's dead. Wally, there's a gun here.
This is a scandal! I'm not white?!
This is a squad car. I know that. Is anyone in it?
This is my badge.
This is running. Anybody in it?
This is Sally. Hi.
This is the best relationship I've had with a woman in eight years.
This is the last $50 to your name, Wally.
This is the police. You are surrounded.
This is to you, Sally. Sally? Here.
This way, Wally.
Three hundred, but that's it.
Three of them. A lady with great legs,
Three! Good.
Till just about the same time I went completely deaf. Coincidence?
To a lactose restricted diet.
To El Paso, Texas. It's not here!
To geriatric sexuality?
To hell with blind people! Just walk out.
To leave the country as soon as Raoul sets my helicopter down.
To relieve fullness and pressure."
Too sad. Next subject, please.
Turn around.
Turn left! Turn left!
Turn left.
Turn right! Straight ahead.
Turn right! Turn right! Stop!
Turn right. Turn right.
Twelve!
Two,
Two, three,
Ugh.
Uh oh. Ooh. Heh.
Uh, here, why don't you fill these out?
Uh, thank you.
Uh, you mean Kesselring?
Under the circumstances,
Very nice. Wonderful, warm woman.
Very valuable. Mr. Scotto put it in your cigar box before he passed away.
Wait a minute.
Wait for the beeps. Yeah, wait for the beep.
Wait, Dave. We ought to cool out a little bit.
Wait, my ass! I thought I heard...
Wait. It's 10:00 now. Wait, 12:00.
Wait. Shut up!
Wait. Wait a second. Don't we get a last request?
Wait. We won't talk. I promise.
Wallbangers. A friend of mine. I'll introduce you to it later.
Wally says you're forming a business together.
Wally, get the money from the box. Yeah.
Wally, I can't see. I can't see either.
Wally, I can't... Wally!
Wally, I'm in trouble!
Wally, tell Mr. Huddelston to lock up for us.
Wally, you're gonna kill somebody.
WALLY: Dave!
WALLY: Dave?
WALLY: Dave? Dave!
WALLY: First thing we do is find a phone book. Look up this lady, "Grace George."
WALLY: He's going to the bathroom. He's gotta go real bad.
WALLY: I don't want a lecture. Give me my $50.
WALLY: I just knocked over a tree!
WALLY: I'm not a baby. I don't need a babysitter.
WALLY: I've got it!
WALLY: Is she all right? DAVE: I think so.
WALLY: Joey Scotto? Can I have a blood test?
WALLY: My sister? DAVE: Nothing yet, Wally.
WALLY: No, afraid of heights.
WALLY: Right. And if you won't help me, I'll do it fucking alone,
WALLY: Tell me when. Tell me when! DAVE: Now!
WALLY: Thank you. Wally, I can't see.
WALLY: These streets are bumpy.
WALLY: Twenty dollars across the board on Centipede.
WALLY: What the hell was that?
WALLY: Where are we?
WALLY: Where we going? DAVE: This way.
WALLY: Whoa. You're not parking anywhere.
WALLY: Yeah.
WALLY: You're fucking right! That's right.
Wally!
Wally! Left! My nuts!
Wally! Wally, stop it! Stop it!
Wally! What?
Wally? Yeah, don't worry about me.
Wally.
Wally.
Want me to wait? No, no, no. I've gotta go to bed.
Was there
Was there a woman present?
Was there a woman present? Oh, sorry. You talking to me?
Was there or wasn't there what? A woman present!
We can have them in half an hour.
We can, I promise. We can.
We don't even know the man.
We don't go home without it, I'll tell you that.
We don't know nothing about no gold coin.
We don't want them to identify us.
We found your name on a marker in Mr. Scotto's wallet.
We gotta get out of the neighborhood.
We gotta go out with dignity.
We gotta take a walk, get the heart pumping.
We had a damn good time, didn't we? Yeah.
We have people coming here from all over the world.
We have to find this Grace George and wait for them to show up.
We should hang out more often.
We used to eat you Green Beret pussies for breakfast.
We'll be all right. Once they find that woman, they'll let us out.
We'll get her out, Wally. We'll get her out.
We'll go to Grace George in the morning and wait for your call."
We'll see you both very soon.
We're going the wrong way on a one way street. A little right.
We're gonna quit fucking around and start talking serious.
We're here because you owed that sleazeball $2800?
We're in a warehouse, and you've just hit a cow.
We're not gonna get 10 feet. Yes, we can. Get in.
We're out of double rooms. I saved you a suite with two queens.
We're pushing the "blind and deaf" angle. We hope you don't mind.
We're supposed to hold these till midnight.
We've been sent to try to arrange bail for you.
Well, fuck it. I'm blind! You hear me?
Well, fucking change!
Well, get them fellas out of there! We want to get some sleep. Right, doctor?
Well, he's waiting for a delivery. He'll be back in a minute.
Well, I was gonna mention the alarm, but something else came up.
Well, let's go pay them a visit, shall we?
Well, now what? You know how I feel.
Well, some of my patients prefer walking.
Well, that's true.
Well, then let's bail them out.
Well, they're in jail now.
Well, you take care of yourself. You too. Bye bye.
Wha...? Read my lips, asshole!
What are you saying?
What are you talking about?!
What are you telling me, I can't shoot them?
What are you, the constable? Who's your girlfriend?
What coin are we talking about?
What did he say? You holding a weapon?
What did she say?
What do I have to do?
What do you need a bookie for? Credit.
What do you think of that? Lot of trouble over a piece of gold.
What do you want from my life?
What do you want me to do? Tell him!
What happened? We had a very close call.
What if we can't?
What is he talking about? He reads lips. You're talking too fast.
What is it? MAN: What's wrong?
What is Mr. Lyons doing?
What is this, hide and seek?
What just happened?
What the fuck was that? Aah!
What time do you land?
What time it is?
What woman? They're not looking for no woman.
What would you like?
What would you like?
What would you say to
What?
What? Don't move.
What? Face the camera.
What? Face the camera.
What? Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?
What? Hold still.
What? What's this?
What?!
What's going on? Protestors.
What's he doing?
What's the difference between Alka Seltzer and the one next to it?
What's the matter with me? Uh...
What's the story? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass.
What's up?
What's up? Policemen have set up a barricade.
Whatever you do, don't you touch it.
When did you guys get here?
When I was in the Corps,
When you gotta go, you gotta go, you know?
When you're deaf, they don't wanna. They might catch something.
When's the last time you were...? Sorry, you were eating. What?
When's the next coming, Ray? Any second.
Where am I? Turn right! Right! Right!
Where are you going?
Where are you going? Here, take it.
Where are you, Dave?
Where did you learn to lip read, underwater?
Where the hell were you?
Where you from, Oshkosh?
Where's he, out front? I'll go find him.
Where's the blind guy? Who do you want?
Where's the girl?
Who are you talking to?
Who are you, sir? Fine, thank you.
Who could sit on the end of a broomstick
Who is it? I was so hoping you'd show up.
Who is it? It's all right. It's us.
Who knows with these guys? Eh.
Who said anything about you? We gotta get out.
Who the hell was driving?
Who won? It wasn't Centipede.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Wally!
Whoa. Let's not talk about that now. Let's talk about Harvey Wallbanger.
Whoa. Whoa!
Why are we making it easier for you? Why don't you just do it here?
Why bother with a phony coin?
Why can't I shoot them?
Why did she leave right after the shot was fired?
Why didn't you tell me before?
Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind?
Why do you gotta kill us?
Why in an alley? Why don't you kill us right here?
Why is he doing this to me? I just want him to face the camera.
Why is he talking like that?
Why'd you stop acting?
Will you accept the charges? Yes, operator.
Will you please rise? Can you do it without taking blood?
Will you tell him to hold still, please?
With pineapple Jell O.
WOMAN: Come on! Come on!
WOMAN: I'll check, sir. I'm sorry, we have no one...
WOMAN: I'll try.
WOMAN: Move your car, you jerk!
WOMAN: Not bad.
WOMAN: Right behind you.
WOMAN: You're blocking traffic!
Wonderful.
Would he be able to identify you?
Would you do me a favor? Sure.
Would you give me your jacket? What for?
Would you hand it to me, please?
Would you help me across?
Would you say that's fair?
Would you say that's fair?
Would you scratch my nose for me?
Would you tell me what you want. Three fifty.
Wow. I think I was married to that lady.
Yeah, and she smells good too. All right, that does it.
Yeah, it's nice to unwind after work.
Yeah, just the three of them. I don't see what could go wrong.
Yeah, my eyes ain't too good. Just read it, please?
Yeah, real comedian. Get off my jacket!
Yeah, uh, take my arm.
Yeah, we better get them. We better get them.
Yeah, why would she say, "Ship, ship, ship"?
Yeah.
Yeah. Can you do me a favor. Would you read it to me?
Yes or no? Yes.
Yes,
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. Throw it away! Get rid of it!
Yes, I can.
Yes, I could. What did she say?
Yes, I do. I agree with you completely.
Yes, I found it.
Yes, I'm deaf. You really deaf?
Yes, Mr. Sutherland, we have them both. And the coin.
Yes, of course.
Yes, they have the coin.
Yes! I'm fucking deaf! Deaf?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. She has the most magnificent legs I've ever seen in my life.
Yes. Yes, I think that's very fair.
Yet I can hear you stoop down to find Kirgo's pistol.
Yo.
You all clear on the plan? Clear as a bell.
You all right, Dave?
You all right? BRADDOCK: What's wrong with you?
You and I should renegotiate our contract, don't you?
You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
You attribute increased sexual appetite
You bet your ass I am. Was there or wasn't there?
You can do it!
You can hear me, Dave! What?
You can hear me!
You can see I'm nervous.
You can't hear anything I say, even if I scream in your ear?
You claim there was a woman?
You could bring lots of money, a couple of beers if possible, probably cold.
You could read her lips, right?
You deaf? Look behind you!
You don't read lips? They told me you had to read my lips.
You don't think I had anything to do with this. He came for Alka Seltzer.
You don't want to know.
You dumb asshole! MAN: Hey, nice move!
You dumb idiot!
You funny little turd.
You go on without me! I'll catch up later.
You got a Lyons and Kerew registered here?
You got as long as it takes to print him. Get in here.
You gotta distract them for a minute.
You have great intuition, Mr. Kerew.
You haven't made that decision yet, have you?
You hear that, Dave? Better check the brake!
You heard me? Wally, I heard your voice!
You know how much you owe that bookie?
You know that it's a blessing to be able to do that? You're a lucky guy. I can't do it.
You know what, I'm getting tired of this deaf shit.
You know, I hear that they make the greatest kidney fricassee
You know, punta, punta, punta.
You know, you have a remarkable nose.
You like roses, huh?
You little son of a bitch. You had enough?
You mean I've had it all the time?
You must please sweep up before you close the shop.
You owe, he comes to bust your head and your boyfriend lets him have it.
You said right. I said, left! A little left! A little left!
You said that was all. But I want my 50.
You said we wasn't up high! It's fine.
You say something? I got the wheel, you take the pedals.
You see? Life ain't so complicated.
You shouldn't have quit your job! The man treated me like I was blind.
You snuck up on me. Damn you.
You son of a bitch. No, no, no, captain.
You swear a lot. You're fucking A right!
You talking to me? ADELE: Wally, don't start anything.
You telling me we're not up in the air? What do you mean we're not up in the air?
You told me it was a gold coin.
You want me to read out Di Gel?
You watch yourself or you're gonna be going home early.
You were told to deliver this from the airport.
You will write, won't you?
You won't make it. You'll crack your head.
You! Where have you been, doctor? I've come to pick you up.
You'd better tell me what happened to Mr. Kirgo, Mr. Sutherland.
You'll probably make license plates for a couple of years.
You'll warn me if anyone comes? I'll yell my head off.
You're a little sneaker. You got wings like Mercury.
You're a real nice guy.
You're a very sick woman.
You're all right, champ. He's coming.
You're always feeling sorry for people. That's your trouble.
You're always watching out for me.
You're blind? Yes. Now can I have the job?
You're blind. But when you walk down the street, people want to touch you.
You're damaged, I'm damaged. Remove your car from my bumper...
You're dead if you don't go with me.
You're Dr. Johannson from Sweden.
You're driving on the sidewalk!
You're finished. I'll get you when you're sleeping.
You're good.
You're my own sister! Sit down, Wally.
You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart.
You're quite right, Mr. Kerew, it's a phony.
You're real good.
You're really blind? Yes. What are you, fucking deaf?
You're such a nice... Oh! There he is again. You're gonna rub it off.
You're the ones they're looking for.
You're too tall for me anyway.
You've earned my trust, Wally.
Your lawyers. Shalimar.
Your men have to be aware that this is a number one priority manhunt.
Your right hand, please.
Your time is up, Mr. Kerew.
200. I can't live on less than that. Who are you talking to?
300 what? What are we talking about?
2286, please respond. Over.
Sixteen, seventeen...
"I'm not deaf. I can read lips. Don't call me a deaf person."
"If you wanna see the girl,
"Must have a sense of humor." Not many people would do that.
"Salesman wanted. Must have sense of humor."
"W. Kerew, $2800. Overdue."
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[BARKING]
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[BARKING]
[BARKING]
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[CANS CLATTERING]
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
[CHANTING AND SHOUTING]
[CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLING]
[CHUCKLING]
[COINS JINGLING]
[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
[DAVE GRUNTS]
[DAVE SCREAMING]
[DISHES CLATTER]
[FEET STOMPING]
[GASPING]
[GASPS]
[GROANS]
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[GROWLING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTS]
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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
[HORN BLARES]
[HORN HONKING]
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[HUMS "THE TWILIGHT ZONE" THEME]
[IN GERMAN ACCENT] Don't touch that head!
[IN GERMAN ACCENT] I'm Dr. Kesselbaum.
[IN GERMAN ACCENT] See, if he gets too excited, it comes right back.
[IN MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT] Hey, baby, come on. Comedy. Ha ha ha.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Almost. There.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I don't know. She's not in the room.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Where's Adele?
[IN SWEDISH ACCENT] Johannson from Sweden.
[IN SWEDISH ACCENT] Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear.
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[MOUTHING]
[MOUTHING] Good.
[MOUTHING] The killers.
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
[MUMBLING]
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[PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
[PEOPLE YELLING]
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[WALLY SCREAMING]
[WALLY SNIFFS]
[WALLY SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
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[WHISPERING] So far, so good.
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♪ Anything ♪
♪ Anything at all ♪
♪ Anything at all ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪
♪ Anything can happen ♪ ♪
♪ Anything can happen Anything at all ♪
♪ Anything can happen Anything at all ♪
♪ Anything can happen Anything at all ♪
♪ I asked her for a ride She said, "Right here by my side" ♪
♪ I thought I'd say goodbye But then I saw her start to cry ♪
♪ It's live, it's spontaneous Anything can happen ♪
♪ Living at the top No need for social climbing ♪
♪ On any given night Anything can happen ♪
♪ On any given night Anything can happen ♪
♪ On any given night Anything can happen ♪
♪ She asked me if I liked it I told her she was cuter ♪
♪ She drove a baby blue Ferrari She was all silk and diamonds ♪
♪ She looked me in the eyes And she said, "Why me?" ♪
♪ She said that she'd been married To a schizophrenic biker ♪
♪ She talked about her father Said he never really liked her ♪
♪ She took me in her bedroom To show me her computer ♪
♪ She wasn't that great But, yo, it was getting kind of late ♪
♪ We danced by the light Of her video screen ♪
♪ We went to her place Overlooking the bay ♪
♪ When the underdog is hungry The favorite might fall ♪
♪ When the underdog is hungry The favorite might fall ♪
♪ With all of the people Yelling and clapping ♪
♪ With all of the people Yelling and clapping ♪
♪ With all of the people Yelling and clapping ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

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