Hey Arnold! The Movie Edit

A 286 DX PLUNGER, HIGH GAUGE WIRE, C 47 TUBING.

A CLASSIC STORY OF THE LITTLE GUY PITTED AGAINST THE CORPORATE GIANT.

A FOOTBALL HEADED KID, HUH. HEY, BOB, YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A FOOTBALL

A FORGOTTEN NEIGHBORHOOD FROM THE WRECKING BALL.

A KEY. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT A KEY.

A NATIONAL LANDMARK AND CAN NEVER BE TORN DOWN BY ANYBODY.

A NATIONAL LANDMARK AND STOP THE BULLDOZERS.

A NETWORK OF TUNNELS THAT HONEYCOMB THE ENTIRE BLOCK...

A SIX SQUARE BLOCK AREA BETWEEN 33rd AND 39th STREETS.

A TWO WAY SECURE WALKIE TALKIE FOR MAINTAINING COMMUNICATION.

A WHOLE MAN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

AAH, MAN!

ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF I SAID, ARNOLD, I

ABOUT ALL THAT, DAD, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE AWAY AND SELL THEIR BUSINESSES.

ABSOLUTELY.

ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS, THERE WAS A DOCUMENT DETAILING THE OFFICIAL STATUS OF...

AFTER I PATIENTLY EXPLAINED THAT YOUR MISSION IS COMPLETELY HOPELESS.

AFTER YOU BROKE INTO MY BUILDING FOR THE SECOND TIME.

AH, IT'S AN ANGEL.

ALL I NEED IS A V.C.R. AND I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. THERE'S A BUS HEADED UPTOWN.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S 7:00. TIME TO TAKE IT ALL DOWN!

ALL RIGHT, RIGHT HERE. BIG BOB'S BEEPER EMPORIUM.

ALL RIGHT, THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS COUNTING ON YOU.

ALL RIGHT, YOU CLOWNS, HERE'S THE DEAL.

ALL RIGHT. "PARTY OF THE FIRST PART AND THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART "

ALL RIGHTY, THEN, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

ALL THE PAPERS ARE SIGNED. THE INK'S DRY.

ALL THE TIME. SCHECK SAID SO HIMSELF.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS HEAD UPTOWN, FIND THE MAYOR,

ALTHOUGH SOME OF YOU IN THE AFFECTED AREA...

ALTHOUGH, I HAD ONE THE OTHER DAY THAT CAME FROM CHILE. VERY JUICY.

ALWAYS GOING AROUND TRYING TO GET EVERYONE TO LOOK...

AND A SYNCHRONIZED, PROGRAMMABLE,

AND ACCURATE WITHIN 1/10,000th OF A SECOND.

AND BECAUSE I'M NINE YEARS OLD AND I CAN'T REACH THE PEDALS.

AND BOTH OF YOU TRY TO GET MURRAY'S FAKE LEG OFF THE STINKING GAS PEDAL!

AND BRING THEM TO MY OFFICE.

AND COULD GRAB YOU AND KISS YOU AND

AND DELIVER THE DOCUMENT SO SHE CAN DECLARE THE NEIGHBORHOOD...

AND DIRECT APPROACH, THE FACT REMAINS:

AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE WE'LL BE RICH.

AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT! EVER! OKAY.

AND FOUGHT BACK WITH WHATEVER THEY HAD.

AND FROM THAT MOMENT AND EVERY MOMENT SINCE, I'VE LIVED AND BREATHED FOR YOU,

AND GET US TWO MORE BARTLETTS, PRONTO. NO ICE THIS TIME.

AND HE KEEPS ALL KINDS OF CRAZY RECORDS...

AND I AM SO SORRY THAT I MADE FUN OF YOUR LEG. I DON'T CARE.

AND I JUST MAY HAVE A FILE ON IT.

AND I NEVER, EVER SEIZE THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU?

AND IN TWO DAYS THE BULLDOZERS ARE GONNA ROLL, AND THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BE A PARKING LOT.

AND IT ALL FITS INTO THIS REALLY COOL AS 47 JUNIOR SECRET AGENT UTILITY BELT.

AND IT'LL BE AS GOOD AS THE DOCUMENT ITSELF.

AND IT'S FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES.

AND LIFT A COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS OF EXPLOSIVES WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING.

AND MR. GREEN AND MRS. VITELLO COULD KEEP THEIR SHOPS.

AND MY STORE GOES UP, YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT, AND I MEAN ANYTHING.

AND POSSIBLY LEAD TO THE REST OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

AND PRAY THIS HUNK OF JUNK HOLDS TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH...

AND REALLY HURT IF YOU GOT HIT WITH ONE.

AND SHE'LL STOP THE BULLDOZERS. YEAH!

AND SID AND STINKY'S HANDPRINTS WOULD ALWAYS STAY IN THE SIDEWALK.

AND STOP THE BULLDOZERS FROM KNOCKING IT DOWN.

AND THAT BRAT WITH THE ONE EYEBROW!

AND THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE RICH. YOU CAN HAVE THAT PONY YOU'VE BEEN WANTIN'.

AND THE FUTURE IS F.T.I.

AND THE OTHER WAS A FOOTBALL HEADED KID.

AND THE OVERPASS DROPS YOU, BING, BANG, BOOM, RIGHT IN THE PARKIN' LOT.

AND THEN ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SIT BACK...

AND THEN IN WALKS JOHNNY COME LATELY, AND I'M OUT THE DOGGIE DOOR.

AND THEN THE WHOLE THING GOES KABLOOEY.

AND THEN, WHEN HE RETIRED, HE PASSED IT ON TO ME.

AND THESE SMALL BOYS JUST SNUCK PAST SECURITY AND WANDERED ABOUT THE BUILDING UNESCORTED.

AND THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

AND THEY HAD A LOT OF TOMATOES.

AND THEY'RE HEADED UPTOWN RIGHT NOW WITH IT ON CITY BUS NUMBER 13.

AND WAIT FOR THE BULLDOZERS TO COME.

AND WATCH THE MOOLA ROLL IN. EH

AND WE ALMOST BEAT 'EM. WHY DO YOU DO THAT, ARNOLD?

AND WE'RE ALL JUST GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ON.

AND WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME SPECIAL EQUIPMENT.

AND WE'RE SEPARATED, AND WE NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN,

AND WHATEVER HAPPENS, WE'LL ALL BE OKAY,

AND WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU.

AND YET...

AND YOU AND GRANDMA AND ME AND ALL THE BOARDERS COULD KEEP LIVING JUST LIKE BEFORE.

AND, SURE ENOUGH, MY FATHER TOOK IT OVER,

ANOTHER COUPLE OF DAYS, IT'S ALL GONNA BE JUST A PILE OF BRICKS.

ANYWAY, VON SCHECK'S MEN ATTACKED THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

ARCHIBALD VON SCHECK.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE?

ARE YOU SURE?

AREN'T YOU BOTH A LITTLE OLD FOR THAT? YEESH.

ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOUR SPORTY UTILITY BELT.

ARNOLD, ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T ANOTHER BUS WE CAN TAKE TO F.T.I.?

ARNOLD, I AM MOVED BY YOUR GREATNESS. YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE!

ARNOLD, I'LL LOSE THE GUYS ON THE STAIRWAY. YOU HEAD FOR THE GARAGE.

ARNOLD, IF YOU CAN GET TO THE ROOM WHERE THE VIDEO RECORDERS ARE,

ARNOLD, IT WOULD TAKE SOME KIND OF MIRACLE.

ARNOLD, SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS.

ARNOLD, THAT'S A GAME. THIS IS REAL LIFE.

ARNOLD, THAT'S A LONG PLAN.

ARNOLD, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!

ARNOLD, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE PLAYING WITH A TOY CAR.

ARNOLD, WE'RE WAY UNDER 21.

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD! I I MEAN, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FOOTBALL HEAD. WHERE'S THE FIRE?

ARNOLD. NOT NOW!

AS A NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARK, NEVER TO BE TORN DOWN.

AS SOON AS HE FALLS ASLEEP, HUH?

AS SOON AS HE'S ASLEEP, WE CAN GET THE KEY OFF OF HIM.

AS YOUR MAYOR, I RECLAIM THIS ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD...

AWESOME. WOW!

BEAUTIFUL, BOB. IT'S ALL SETTLED.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BRIDGET DOES, ARNOLD.

BECAUSE THERE WAS ONE NOSING AROUND HERE JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO, ASKING ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT.

BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE.

BIG SIGN, CAN'T MISS IT FROM THE FREEWAY,

BIG...

BLOCKAPALOOZA, HUH! PLEASE.

BLOCKAPALOOZA! DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR TICKETS WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

BOB...

BOYS, IT'S PROBABLY NOT WORTH MENTIONING, BUT I KNOW A GUY.

BRAKE!

BRITISH TOMATOES ON THIS VERY STREET.

BUILDING SHRINES TO YOU, FILLING VOLUMES OF BOOKS WITH POEMS ABOUT YOU?

BUS STOPS AT THE CORNER OF 43rd.

BUT HE CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT.

BUT AFTER THEY TEAR DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, I RECKON NOBODY'LL EVEN REMEMBER.

BUT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER?

BUT HE'S A WELL KNOWN HISTORY BUFF,

BUT I THOUGHT THE OCCASION CALLED FOR IT.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR DAD'S SIDE.

BUT I WILL DEFINITELY KEEP MY EYES OPEN.

BUT IT'S LOCKED IN THE RECORDS ROOM. NOBODY HAS A KEY FOR IT, EXCEPT YOU AND ME.

BUT MOSTLY I'M EVERYWHERE. COME ON, DEEP VOICE.

BUT SCHECK GETS 51% OF MY COMPANY!

BUT THAT'LL BE TOO LATE. WE HAVE TO GET THERE IN 14 MINUTES.

BUT THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A GAME.

BUT THE BUS ISN'T IN MOTION. NOW IT IS.

BUT THE DOCUMENT MUST EXIST.

BUT THE DOCUMENT. WHERE'S THE DOCUMENT?

BUT THE LOCALS USED GUERRILLA WARFARE.

BUT THEN HE TURNS AND LOOKS AT ME FUNNY.

BUT THIS IS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. THEY CAN'T JUST TEAR IT DOWN.

BUT WAIT! WHO ARE YOU?

BUT WE FILED A PERMIT. WE NEVER GOT ANY PERMIT.

BUT WE HAVE TO GET THERE IN... 14 MINUTES.

BUT WHAT? HOW ABOUT A PARTY?

BUT YOU BETTER HURRY BEFORE THE BULLDOZERS KNOCK DOWN THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE.

BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT, HE LOOKS GOOD IN A SUIT.

BUT YOU SEE, THE THING IS, MURRAY, WE'RE KIND OF IN A HURRY.

BUT, I LOVE THOSE DONUTS. NOBODY MAKES A CRULLER LIKE DOLLY.

BUT, MOST OF ALL, I LOVE THE WAY HIS HAIR SMELLS...

BUT, MR. BAILEY, IF WE DON'T FIND THAT DOCUMENT, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE TORN DOWN.

BUT, MR. BAILEY, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

BUT, UNTIL THEN, WE STILL PAID TAXES TO THE BRITISH CROWN...

BUT, WHAT IF SCHECK GETS EVERYONE ELSE TO SELL?

BY ORDER OF THE COLONIAL GOVERNOR,

CHANGE IS GOOD. CHANGE IS GOOD. CHANGE CHANGE

CHANGE IS GOOD. I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE,

CHANGE IS GOOD. WHEN THE NEW BIG BOB'S SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM GOES UP,

CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND GET US A COUPLE MORE DRINKS.

CLUTCH! CLUTCH!

COME AND GO AS YOU PLEASE, HUH? COUPLE OF RENAISSANCE MEN.

COME BACK. COME BACK.

COME ON, ARNOLD. WE GOT THINGS TO DO.

COME ON, GERALD. WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHO'S CALLING HIM.

COME ON, GERALD. WE HAD FUN.

COME ON!

COME ON!

COME ON. ALMOST THERE. YOU CAN DO IT, BUDDY.

COME ON. MOVE CLEAR, CLEAR!

COME ON. Y YOU FIRST.

COULDN'T YOU GO JUST A LITTLE FASTER?

CUT WITH THE VOODOO DOLLY MUMBO JUMBO, OKAY?

DAD, I WANTED A PONY WHEN I WAS FIVE.

DAD!

DEEP VOICE SAID TO LOOK IN THE ROOM BEHIND HIS DESK.

DEEP VOICE, TELL ME HOW I CAN GET OUTTA HERE. OKAY, ARNOLD, LISTEN.

DID I DO THAT?

DID I SCARE YOU?

DID YOU THINK I'D LET YOU WIN, LET YOU SAVE YOUR LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD?

DID YOU THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS?

DIGGING HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

DO IT! ARNOLD, YOU WORK THE CLUTCH.

DO YOU KNOW WHEN WE LOST CONTROL OF THIS CITY?

DOLLY'S DONUTS.

DOLLY'S DONUTS. DOLLY'S DONUTS?

DON'T COME ANOTHER STEP CLOSER! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN WITH THE VOICE BOX.

DON'T GO OUT IN THE HALL YET. IT'S SWARMING WITH GUARDS.

DON'T TALK TO THE DRIVER WHILE THE BUS IS IN MOTION.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. YOU'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE KEY.

DON'T WORRY, BOSS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

DON'T YOU CARE THAT EVERY BUILDING FROM 33rd TO 39th STREET...

DON'T YOU REALIZE WHO I AM? I AM ALPHONSE PERRIER DE VON SCHECK!

DON'T YOU WANNA SAVE ALL THOSE PEOPLE'S HOMES? NOT MY PROBLEM, KID.

DREAMED OF THE MOMENT I COULD FINALLY TELL YOU MY SECRET FEELINGS...

EASY, GRAMPS, DON'T BLOW YET.

EMPTY? WHERE'S THE DOCUMENT?

END OF STORY. ANY QUESTIONS?

EQUIPMENT SPECIALIST.

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I GOT TWICE THAT MUCH STASHED UNDER MY BED.

EVEN IF WE HAVE TO BECOME CANADIANS.

EVER SINCE I FIRST LAID EYES ON YOUR STUPID FOOTBALL HEAD!

EXCUSE ME, ARNOLD.

FINALLY. LET'S JUST HOPE HE'S READY FOR BED.

FISTFIGHTS, CAR CHASES AND POLITICAL INTRIGUE.

FIVE YEARS AGO TO A PRIVATE CORPORATION.

FOLLOW NICK, AND YOU'LL FIND THE KEY. I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

FOLLOWING HIM EVERYWHERE UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHERE HE'S HIDING THE KEY TO THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX.

FOOTBALL HEADED KID!

FOR MANEUVERING IN VERTICALLY CHALLENGING SITUATIONS.

FOR THE ULTIMATE CONCEALED SURVEILLANCE.

FOR WHICH I HAVE SO LONG AND PAINFULLY HARBORED.

FOUR HUNDRED TO ONE ZOOM LENS BINOCULARS WITH INFRARED CAPABILITY FOR NIGHT VISION.

FROM EVERY ANGLE, SHORT MAN.

FROM KNOCKING DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

FROM YOU, OF COURSE.

FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES? THEY'VE GOT THE DOCUMENT?

FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES.

GERALD, OUR BALL'S FLAT, REMEMBER?

GERALD, THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. AND I THINK THEY'RE WATCHING US.

GERALD! HEY, GIMME THAT KEY!

GERALD. I KNOW, I KNOW. I'M JUST SAYING.

GET 'EM!

GET BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE.

GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH, SET TO GREENWICH TIME.

GO BACK TO YOUR DUTIES AS HEAD OF SECURITY.

GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

GODSPEED, MY STEED. MY ONLY, MY LOVE.

GOOD BYE, OLD NEIGHBORHOOD. I'M GONNA MISS YOU. SELLING? BUT

GOOD LUCK, BOYS.

GOOD LUCK, HARDY BOYS. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

GOOD LUCK. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT, LOSERS.

GOOD NIGHT, GRANDMA. GO, TEAM!

GOOD NIGHT, GRANDPA.

GOT 'EM. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

GRANDPA, DON'T SELL THE BOARDING HOUSE.

GRANDPA, I'M WORRIED.

GRANDPA, WE CAN'T GIVE UP. IT'S NOT OVER.

GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? IT'S OUR FUTURE.

HA! ARNOLD. WHAT AN ANNOYING LITTLE GOODY TWO SHOES.

HA! WHAT, SOME NEW PLAN TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD?

HANG ON TO YOUR GOODIES, KIDS.

HANG ON!

HAVE A COPY OF THE DOCUMENT ON VIDEOTAPE,

HE BURNED IT. SCHECK BURNED IT. BURNED IT?

HE DID, AND I GOT THE WHOLE THING ON VIDEOTAPE.

HE SHOULD BE. IT'S MIDNIGHT.

HE SURE GIVES ME THE WILLIES.

HE USED TO TELL ME, "MARTY, ONE DAY, GREEN MEATS IS GONNA BE YOUR SHOP."

HE WENT THATAWAY! COME ON!

HE'S ONE OF THOSE VEGETARIANS.

HEADPHONES AND MICRO RADAR TRACKING DISH.

HECK, I GUESS YOU MIGHT EVEN KINDA SAY THAT I LIKE YOU A LOT.

HELGA YOU'RE DEEP VOICE?

HELGA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HELLO! I WAS JUST... TAKING A NAP.

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO? GOOD JOB GETTING THE KEY.

HELLO? THE DOCUMENT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR EXISTS.

HELLO. ARNOLD, WHAT HAPPENED?

HERE WE GO. TOMATO INCIDENT,

HEY, MR. HYUNH, CAN I HELP YOU CLEAN OUT YOUR "REFRIGETERATOR"?

HEY, STOP! THAT'S A FRAIL OLD LADY. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT THE HECK?

HEY, WHAT IS THAT? WHO'S GOING

HEY, WHERE'S ARNOLD?

HEY, YOU'D HAVE A BEE UP YOUR BOXERS, TOO, IF YOU WERE IN MY MOCCASINS.

HEY! GET A BUSBOY OVER HERE.

HEY! JUVENILE DELINQUENTS.

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

HI, IT'S US. HOW YOU BEEN?

HI, MR. HYUNH. HAVE YOU SEEN GRANDPA?

HIGH TENSION, PLASTIC WIRE, ANODIZED STEEL PULLEYS AND NYLON STRAPS...

HIS FAKE LEG'S STUCK. I CAN'T BUDGE IT!

HIS SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES ARE IN A ROOM BEHIND HIS DESK.

HISTORICAL TURNING POINT IN THE BIRTH OF THE COUNTRY.

HM. SECURITY.

HOME TEAM, HOME TEAM, WOO!

HOW ABOUT BLOCKAPALOOZA?

HOW CAN THEY TEAR DOWN AN INSTITUTION LIKE DOLLY'S?

HOW COME YOU COULDN'T JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNEW?

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DOCUMENT? LET'S JUST SAY... I KNOW.

HOW I DESPISE HIM.

HOW'S IT GOING, MIRIAM? OH, MOLASSES, IT'S YOU.

HUH? THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD!

HUH? THE KEY. WHAT HAPPENED? OH, NO.

I AIN'T GONNA CARE ABOUT NOTHING...

I ALWAYS KNEW ONE DAY I'D PASS THE SHOP ON TO MY OWN SON.

I AM. WITHOUT ME, YOU'LL NEVER GET THE DOCUMENT AND YOU'LL NEVER SAVE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

I CAN SHOW THE DOCUMENT TO THE MAYOR, AND SHE'D STOP THE BULLDOZERS.

I CAN TRACE MY ANCESTRY BACK TO THE FOUNDING FATHERS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT INFORMATION, BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT SCHECK IS UP TO NO GOOD.

I CAN'T HELP YOU. C A N, APOSTROPHE, "T." "CAN'T."

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE RELIGIOUS. NEITHER DID I.

I DON'T HAVE THE DOCUMENT. YOU DON'T HAVE THE DOCUMENT.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RUN A CHECK ON SOME...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BOB. I READ THE CONTRACT, PALLY!

I DON'T KNOW. I WAS ASLEEP. I THINK HE SNUCK IN AND STOLE IT.

I DON'T THINK I COULD GET THROUGH A MORNING WITHOUT 'EM.

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY PATIENCE WITH YOU.

I DRIVE 25 MILES AN HOUR.

I DRIVE 25 MILES AN HOUR.

I FEEL I FEEL DIZZY. I NEED TO LIE DOWN.

I GET A NEW BEEPER EMPORIUM,

I GOT IT! I GOT THE TAPE!

I GUESS I'M FREE TO BEAT THE LIVING SNOT OUT OF YOU!

I GUESS MAYBE I EVEN KIND OF LIKE YOU A LITTLE.

I GUESS NOW THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

I GUESS THE LEAST I CAN DO IS GIVE YOU CHANGE FOR THE BUS.

I HATE IT! IT'S DARK AND IT SMELL.

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE,

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND IT'S FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES.

I I I NEED TO THINK.

I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING. BABY CARRIAGE, TEN O'CLOCK.

I KEEP MY HISTORICAL RECORDS IN HERE.

I KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU WHILE THE BUS IS IN MOTION,

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. YOU'RE PLANNING TO BLOW THE STREET UP,

I KNOW. BUT WE GOTTA DO IT IF WE'RE GONNA SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

I KNOW. BUT, HEY, WHAT CAN YOU DO?

I LOST THE REAL ONE IN THE WAR.

I LOVE HIM.

I LOVE HIM.

I LOVE HIS UNERRING SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG.

I LOVE HIS UNFAILING INSISTENCE ON THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OVER THE NEEDS OF THE FEW.

I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!

I LOVE YOU, ARNOLD! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU...

I MADE UP MY MIND THAT FROM NOW ON...

I MEAN, I CAN WIN RUNAWAY BUS EVERY TIME I PLAY IT,

I MEAN, IT WAS CRAZY BACK THERE AND

I PROMISE YOU, IF THERE WERE SUCH A DOCUMENT,

I PROMISE YOU, MR. SCHECK, I HAVEN'T SEEN A KID LIKE THAT.

I SAID CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR IT!

I SCARE MOST PEOPLE. NOT INTENTIONALLY, YOU UNDERSTAND.

I SCOWL AT HIM AND MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR BEING SO CLOSE.

I SEE IT. ARNOLD, SAVING THE NEIGHBORHOOD ISN'T A GAME.

I SLICED IT UP AND PUT IT IN A SANDWICH.

I THINK HE'S FINALLY ASLEEP, GERALD. GERALD?

I THINK THAT FOOTBALL HEADED KID TOOK IT.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET RICH OFF THE WHOLE DEAL.

I WANNA GO BACK TO BED. I'M EXHAUSTED!

I WAS WALKING UNTIL YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN, FOOTBALL HEAD.

I WOULD NEVER GO THROUGH WITH MY PLAN.

I'D BE THE LAST GREEN TO RUN GREEN MEATS.

I'LL BUY YOU BREAKFAST. WE CAN TALK. THEY HAVE A SPECIAL

I'LL GET YOU THERE WHEN I GET YOU THERE,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO NOW.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, MISSY.

I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S HARD TO GET GOOD HELP NOWADAYS.

I'M ARNOLD, AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, GERALD.

I'M CONFUSED. DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LOVED ME? WHAT, ARE YOU DEAF?

I'M DELIGHTED AT THE MAYOR'S SUPPORT OF OUR RENEWAL PLAN.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE GUARDS ARE GONE.

I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE, AND I WANT YOU TO HEAR IT, LITTLE LADY.

I'M GONNA TRACK DOWN THAT DOCUMENT AND SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

I'M IN, MAN. WHAT'S THE PLAN?

I'M NOT PLAYING, GERALD.

I'M NOT READY TO GIVE UP YET.

I'M ON THE STREET OUTSIDE. I'LL GET US A CAB AND MEET YOU IN FRONT IN TWO MINUTES.

I'M ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE. HEY!

I'M SORRY, BOYS.

I'M SURE IT IS, BUT SO IS MY JOB. LOOK AT ALL THIS WORK I GOT PILED UP.

I'M TELLING YOU, ARNOLD, YOUR BALL IS FLAT.

I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, ARNOLD. BRIDGET?

I'VE BEEN GOING TO DOLLY'S EVERY DAY FOR 30 YEARS.

I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE. CHANGE IS GOOD.

IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING FOOTBALL HEAD,

IF ONLY I COULD FIND THE GUTS TO TELL YOU.

IF ONLY I HAD SOME KIND OF SIGN.

IF ONLY I WEREN'T SUCH A COWARD. IF ONLY I HAD YOUR STRENGTH.

IF WE EVEN MOVE, THEY'RE GONNA SEE US.

IF WE WIRE IT WITH EXPLOSIVES,

IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME EQUIPMENT.

IN FACT, I HAD MY PEOPLE LOOK INTO IT.

IN HERE!

IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

INTO MY OFFICE LIKE THIS, BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOUNG BOYS WANDERING THE HALLS...

IS GOING TO BE DEMOLISHED? 33rd TO 39th STREET?

IS IN THE HANDS OF FUTURE TECH?

IS RUN THIS WIRE UP TO THE STREET...

IS THAT ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT? YES, SIR.

IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY? NO, SIR. I MEAN, YES, SIR.

IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?

IT MEANS THEY WANT US TO SELL OUT AND MOVE AWAY...

IT MUST BE UPSETTING TO BE APPREHENDED AND DRAGGED, UNCEREMONIOUSLY,

IT STILL IS, THOUGH I'M LESS INCLINED TO ENTERTAIN YOU...

IT WAS CONTAINED IN A COLLECTION OF LOCAL HISTORICAL PAPERS,

IT WAS FOUR YEARS AGO STINKY AND ME MADE THESE HANDPRINTS IN THE CEMENT.

IT WAS PART OF A COLLECTION OF LOCAL HISTORICAL PAPERS.

IT WAS REALLY HAPPENING! HE MUST'VE STOLE THE STINKIN' KEY!

IT'S A BLOCK THING. Y'ALL WOULDN'T KNOW.

IT'S ABOUT TO GO UP IN SMOKE.

IT'S AFTER 7:00!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. BAILEY. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. YOU DID YOUR BEST.

IT'S BIG BOB!

IT'S CALLED BLOCKAPALOOZA, A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO SAVE...

IT'S GOT TO BE SMART, LOGICAL AND FEASIBLE.

IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IN LOSER CITY.

IT'S NOT FLAT. IT'S JUST A LITTLE LOW ON AIR.

IT'S OUR LAST CHANCE TO STAND UP AND TELL FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES THAT WE WON'T SELL.

IT'S OUT ON THE PENINSULA.

IT'S OVER. IT'S NOT OVER.

IT'S REAL LIFE, AND IN REAL LIFE YOU CAN'T ALWAYS WIN.

IT'S SCHECK. HE WANTS TO BUY UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD...

IT'S THAT LYING CROOK, SCHECK! COME ON, LET'S GET THE CAR!

IT'S THE ADDRESS FUZZY SLIPPERY GAVE ME. HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'LL HELP US?

IT'S TIME FOR A NEW WORLD.

IT'S TIME FOR A NEW WORLD. OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW.

IT'S VERY CREEPY! YEAH, LET'S GO BACK, GRANDPA.

JUST DO IT, YOU INCOMPETENT MORON!

JUST GO DOWN TO YOUR JOB SITE...

JUST THE NATURE OF THE JOB. ANYHOO!

LAST TIME WE NEARLY GOT KILLED USING THAT THING.

LEAVE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE AND BIG BOB'S SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM DOESN'T HAPPEN.

LEAVE THIS AREA AT ONCE.

LET 'ER RIP.

LET ME ASSURE YOU, CHANGE IS GOOD.

LET'S COME BACK LATER. WE DON'T HAVE TIME, GERALD.

LIKE I SAID, YOUR BALL IS FLAT.

LISTEN, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS. I THINK I LOST THE KEY.

LOOK, ARNOLD, WE TRIED. THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.

LOOK, HOW MANY WAYS DO I GOTTA SAY IT? I CAN'T HELP YOU.

LOOK, IT'S THAT SCHECK "FELLER."

LOOK, MY YOUNG FRIEND, AS MUCH AS I ADMIRE YOUR THOROUGHNESS...

LOOK!

LOOK. THE KEY. IT'S AROUND HIS NECK.

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? WELL, HERE YOU ARE BACK AGAIN...

LOOKS LIKE IT. BUT I DON'T GET IT.

LOVE? YOU HEARD ME, PAL! I LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU!

MAKE A HOLE BIG ENOUGH TO STOP THE BULLDOZERS...

MAN, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE LET THOSE FIFTH GRADERS BEAT US.

MAN, THAT DEEP VOICE IS A PAIN IN THE

MAN, THIS IS CREEPY. LET'S GET AWAY FROM HERE.

MARONE! PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, EH?

MAY HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT HOW THIS PLAN WILL IMPACT YOUR HOMES AND BUSINESSES,

MAYBE HE COULD HELP YOU FIND THAT DOCUMENT.

MAYBE IT'S THE KEY DEEP VOICE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

MAYBE THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON.

MAYBE WE CAN GET IN AROUND BACK.

MAYBE WE COULD PAINT THE HOUSE WITH VANISHING CREAM.

ME NEITHER, SHORT MAN. HECK, I WAS BORN IN THIS HOUSE.

ME TOO. I'M SELLING MY PLACE.

ME. ME.

MONKEYMAN!

MORE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

MR. GREEN CAN WRITE THE PETITION.

MR. GREEN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

MR. GREEN'S BUTCHER SHOP, MRS. VITELLO'S FLOWER SHOP.

MR. SCHECK, IS ABOUT TO MAKE A STATEMENT.

MURRAY!

MURRAY! MURRAY! MONA?

MY BELOVED, NOBLE ARNOLD, FOR WHOM SO I HAVE SO LONG ADORED.

MY CANS!

MY DAD GOT IT IN THE 1890s, OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

MY GRANDFATHER MADE THE MARK. HE WAS SO PROUD OF ME.

MY GRANDPA AND HIS NEIGHBORS TURNED OVER A CART FULL OF...

MY GUARDS WILL NOW LOCK YOU AWAY...

MY NAME IS SCHECK. AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

NAH. BLOCK POWER, BABY.

NAH. I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NO FOOTBALL HEADED KID, BOSS.

NEVER GIVE UP, ARNOLD. NEVER GIVE IN.

NICE SUIT. SHH!

NICK, I JUST HAD AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION WITH TWO YOUNG BOYS.

NICK, THAT FOOTBALL HEADED KID AND HIS LITTLE PALS...

NO EXCEPTIONS, NO DISCUSSIONS.

NO MORE DOLLY'S DONUTS, MR. BAILEY.

NO MORE GAMES, DEEP VOICE. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

NO PROBLEM. I'LL FIX IT.

NO, DON'T YOU SEE? THIS IS OUR ANSWER.

NO, NO, NO. JUST A LITTLE LOW ON AIR. WAIT A MINUTE.

NO, SIR. NO, SIR. NO, SIR.

NO, THE TOMATO INCIDENT. IF THAT BATTLE TOOK PLACE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BOARDING HOUSE,

NO!

NO! NO WAY!

NO. NO SINGING, EUGENE. *

NOT AN ESPECIALLY WELL KNOWN DOCUMENT, BUT OFFICIAL NONETHELESS.

NOTHING WOULD CHANGE.

NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO...

NOW IT'S EXACTLY 2 A.M.

NOW WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU SAFELY OUT OF THE BUILDING. IF YOU'RE CAUGHT, ALL IS LOST.

NOW WHAT, ARNOLD? I GUESS WE GO AND TALK TO MR. SCHECK.

NOW WHAT? GRANDMA!

NOW YOU' LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE?

NOW, THAT WAS A GOOD STORY.

OF COURSE I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID FOOTBALL HEAD!

OF COURSE IT'S NECESSARY. IT'S MORE THAN NECESSARY. IT'S PROGRESS.

OF FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES UNESCORTED WHILE YOU STAND HERE LIKE A BIG, DUMB STIFF!

OF MY COMPANY UNESCORTED, YOU UNDERSTAND, HM?

OH, AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE OVERPASS BLOWING UP.

OH, ARNOLD, ANOTHER MORAL DILEMMA.

OH, ARNOLD, HOW I LOVE YOU.

OH, ARNOLD!

OH, ARNOLD. WE MAY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.

OH, COME HERE, YOU BIG LUG!

OH, DON'T WORRY, ARNOLD.

OH, FOR HEAVEN QUIT READING THAT THING AND GET SOME REST.

OH, GET THEM FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

OH, I DON'T KNOW, ARNOLDO. I GUESS MAYBE I JUST TOOK PITY ON YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS!

OH, I GUESS I'LL GO TRY AND GET YOUR GRANDMA OUT OF JAIL, SHORT MAN.

OH, I UNDERSTAND THE PRESIDENT AND C.E.O. OF FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES,

OH, IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT TO DO.

OH, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW, ARNOLD. EVERYONE ELSE HAS SOLD.

OH, MAN! GET ON THE FLOOR. YOU TOO, HELGA.

OH, MY BRAVE, LITTLE FOOTBALL HEADED HERO...

OH, PERFECT. GERALD, YOU'LL HAVE TO DRIVE.

OH, SO IT'S THE TWO JUVENILE DELINQUENTS WHO BUSTED MY DOOR.

OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL, ARNOLD

OH, WELL, SINCE MY DAD'S NEW SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM IS GONNA BE BUILT ON...

OH, WHY'D I EAT CHILI FOR BREAKFAST?

OH, YEAH? I DON'T SEE YOU COMING UP WITH ANYTHING, MR. GENIUS!

OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE LAST OF IT, GRAMPS.

OH! PERFECT.

OH! THAT SCHECK CHARACTER HAS US COVERED...

OKAY, ARNOLD, YOU CONVINCED ME.

OKAY, GREAT, BUT WHERE DOES THE STORE GO?

OKAY, MEN, AS SOON AS I PUSH DOWN THIS PLUNGER,

OKAY, OKAY, SO IT'S TRUE, BUT YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT.

ON ACCOUNT OF JUST WHEN I WAS FIXING TO WRITE THE "Y" TO FINISH OFF MY NAME,

ON ALL SORTS OF GOODS, INCLUDING TOBACCO, MEATS, AND VEGETABLES.

ON OLD HISTORICAL PAPERS.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AND DO THE RIGHT THING.

ON YET ANOTHER ABSURD QUEST.

ONE HAD A WEIRD STACK OF HAIR,

ONE OF OUR GUYS INTERCEPTED THEIR PERMIT, THEREBY MAKING THE WHOLE ASSEMBLAGE ILLEGAL.

ONE OF THESE TUNNELS GOES UNDER THE STREET FROM OUR HOUSE TO THE ONE ACROSS FROM US.

ONE, THREE, RIVERSIDE HIGHWAY.

OOF!

OOH, MAN!

OOH, OOH, OOH. THE DOCUMENT THAT COULD SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD...

OR STICK MY NECK OUT FOR NOBODY.

OUR NEIGHBORHOOD'S ABOUT TO BE TORN DOWN, AND WE HAVE THE PROOF THAT CAN STOP THEM.

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW.

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW.

OW!

OW! OW!

PA... TAK... I!

PEOPLE WERE UP IN ARMS, SPOILING FOR A FIGHT.

POOKIE AND I WILL HAVE TO MOVE TO AN OLD FOLKS' HOME,

PRETTY CRAZY DAY. YEAH, WE SAID A LOT OF REALLY NUTTY THINGS BACK THERE.

PROVE THAT THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS A LEGAL NATIONAL LANDMARK,

PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT. MIX IT ALL UP.

RAH, RAH, ZIS KOOM BAH!

READ IT. WE'VE GOT 30 DAYS LEFT TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

REALLY? I'VE HEARD ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT TOO.

REALLY? WELL, THEN IF IT'S A FREE COUNTRY,

RELEASE.

REPEATING, "SIR, YES, SIR, SIR." YES, SIR.

RIGHT. AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT ALL IN THE NEXT...

RIGHT. GOOD BYE.

RIGHT. I KNOW HE CAN HELP US.

RIGHT. SHOULD BE PLENTY OF TIME.

RIGHT. THEN WE SPY ON HIM,

RIGHT. THEN, WE STEAL THE KEY, GO TO F.T.I., SNEAK IN AND...

RIGHT. UH, SEE YOU, MR. BAILEY.

RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA FIND THAT DOCUMENT, DELIVER IT TO THE MAYOR,

ROGER THAT.

SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SEA.

SAY NO MORE, ARNOLD. I'M ALREADY WORKIN' ON IT.

SCHECK OWNS THE WHOLE BLOCK NOW, EXCEPT FOR US. I HAVE TO SELL.

SECURITY. YES, MR. SCHECK?

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY OUT. CALL ME ON THE WALKIE. GO!

SEE, HERE'S WHERE MY NEW SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM IS GONNA GO UP,

SHE BROKE MY HEART. AND EVEN THOUGH I STILL LOVE HER,

SHE HELPS PEOPLE. I MEAN, THAT'S HOW THE LEGEND GOES.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED A WHOLE MAN.

SHOWS OVER, EUGENE.

SID'S OLD MAN CAME MOSEYING AROUND THE CORNER, AND WE HAD TO HIGHTAIL IT.

SIR, WE FOUND THESE BOYS WANDERING THE HALLS UNESCORTED.

SIR! THERE HE GOES AGAIN.

SIX DAYS. ENOUGH TIME TO TRY MAYBE ONE LAST BIG... THING.

SIX, SIX, SIX,

SO COME ON. THINK OF A PLAN.

SO THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS COMING DOWN. ANY QUESTIONS?

SO THIS SCHECK CHARACTER AND HIS BIG CORPORATION CAN MOVE IN.

SO, IS THE KEY SAFE?

SO, IT'S GONNA BE SCHECK'S BEEPER EMPORIUM, IS IT?

SO, MY SUPER BEEPER EMPORIUM'S GOING HERE, WHERE WE'RE KNOCKING DOWN THESE OLD SHOPS, RIGHT?

SOLDIERS WERE SENT TO ARREST HIM,

SOMEBODY HAS TO.

SORRY ABOUT THAT. BUT WE'RE KINDA IN A HURRY,

SOUNDS GREAT, GRANDPA. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

STICK WITH BIG BOB AND GET RICH, OR DARE TO TRY TO FIND SOME WAY TO HELP YOU,

STILL, I NEVER THOUGHT...

STINKIN' BUS IS FALLING APART.

SURE, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS COOL AT FIRST.

TEAR DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, FUTURE TECH THING IS REALLY NECESSARY.

TEAR DOWN THE OLD AND MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW.

TEARING IT DOWN AND PUTTING MY NAME UP IN ITS PLACE...

TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, YOU BIG DONUT HOLE!

THANK YOU. I JUST WANT TO SAY...

THANKS. THANKS.

THAT DID IT. THE REDCOATS WERE IN FULL, IGNOMINIOUS RETREAT.

THAT DREAM I HAD THAT ANGEL.

THAT IS TOO FREAKY. I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU.

THAT REMINDS ME. THE SECRET TUNNELS!

THAT WAS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

THAT WASN'T NO ANGEL. IT WAS THAT FOOTBALL HEADED KID!

THAT WENT WELL. THAT SCHECK IS NOT A GOOD MAN.

THAT'LL PULL THE WOOL OVER THEIR EYES.

THAT'S A PROVINCE. OH, NO, ARNOLD! YOU'LL BE A CANADIAN!

THAT'S GOOD. RIGHT IN THE STINKIN' LOT.

THAT'S JUST... SAVAGE.

THAT'S RIGHT, HAIR BOY! I MEAN, CRIMINEY!

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. LET'S ROLL.

THE ASHES OF YOUR OLD LIVES, AND I'M GONNA GET RICH OFF THE WHOLE DEAL,

THE BOYS ARE OFF RISKING THEIR LIFE WITH SOME CRAZY PLAN...

THE BRITS WERE ADDING A NICKEL ON EVERY TOMATO.

THE BULLDOZERS ARE GONNA TEAR DOWN DOLLY'S DONUTS.

THE BULLDOZERS ROLL AT 7:00.

THE CASH IS GONNA ROLL IN, AND YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.

THE CITY CORONER. HE'S KIND OF, UH,

THE END OF ANTIQUATED AND DILAPIDATED STOREFRONTS.

THE END OF YOUR BROKEN DOWN SHOPS AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS,

THE HALLS OF FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES UNESCORTED...

THE KID WITH THE WEIRD STACK OF HAIR...

THE MUSIC WILL BE SO LOUD THAT WE'D END UP ON THE NEWS.

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP HIM IS THE DOCUMENT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

THE PLAN IS WE FIND NICK VERMICELLI.

THE PLAN, WHICH WAS APPROVED BY THE MAYOR JUST MOMENTS AGO,

THE TAPE THAT'LL PROVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS A NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARK...

THE TOMATO INCIDENT OF WHICH YOU SPEAK DID INDEED HAPPEN. IN FACT, IT WAS A MAJOR...

THE VIDEO CAMERAS RECORD EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON IN SCHECK'S BUILDING.

THE VIDEO STORE, THE ARCADE.

THE WHOLE TOWN WAS IN A SNIT OVER A NEW TOMATO TAX.

THE YANKS WON TERRITORIAL RIGHTS TO THIS LAND AFTER THE PIG WAR.

THEN I GUESS THEY'LL BULLDOZE DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, SHORT MAN.

THEN I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPROUT WINGS AND FLY, CHESTER.

THEN I INSULT HIM JUST TO COVER UP THE SECRET, ADORING FEELINGS...

THEN IT WILL BE INVISIBLE. THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA I EVER HEARD!

THEN MAYBE I CAN FIND IT. WE'VE STILL GOT TWO DAYS.

THEN PEOPLE WOULD GET EXCITED ABOUT IT, AND THE MAYOR WILL HAVE TO CHANGE HER MIND.

THEN THE DOCUMENT MUST BE ON VIDEOTAPE THE MOMENT THAT HE BURNED IT.

THEN WE BLOW A HUGE HOLE, AND THEY FALL RIGHT IN.

THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. I RECORD EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON DAY AND NIGHT.

THERE ARE TWO YOUNG BOYS IN THE HALLWAY, 40 FEET FROM YOUR SECURITY DESK.

THERE WAS, AS I RECALL, A DOCUMENT, STATING THAT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD...

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY WE CAN STOP THE BULLDOZERS.

THERE'S NO RECORD OF A NAME, BUT THERE IS AN ADDRESS.

THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT SCHECK'S PLAN. THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING.

THERE'S ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME. WHERE ARE WE GOING?

THEY COULDN'T TEAR DOWN THESE BUILDINGS... EVER!

THEY MADE A BARRICADE OF UPTURNED VEGETABLE CARTS...

THEY WERE BRITISH TOMATOES, WHICH WERE SMALL AND HARD,

THEY'RE COVERING THE ELEVATORS AND THE STAIRS, SO

THEY'RE HIDING IT FROM YOU. WHAT

THEY'VE EVEN GOT THE COPS ON THEIR SIDE. I GIVE UP.

THINK YOU CAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN RULES.

THINKS IT'S A GAME. FOURTH TIME THEY HAD TO PUT HER BACK.

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR MONTHS. THE CITY COUNCIL RECOMMENDED AGAINST IT,

THIS IS IT. AS SOON AS THE COMPUTER STOPS, IT'LL SPIT OUT A CARD,

THIS IS SERIOUS, ISN'T IT? YES, SIR.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

THIS IS THE PLACE, GERALD.

THIS MAY SOUND KIND OF CRAZY, BUT I'VE HEARD OF THIS GIRL, BRIDGET,

THIS PLACE BELONGS TO SCHECK NOW.

THIS PLAN REPRESENTS THE END OF URBAN DECAY,

THIS THING ON? SORRY ABOUT THAT, FOLKS. HIT IT, TONY!

THIS WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD SHOULD BE A NATIONAL LANDMARK.

THOSE CAMERAS DETECT ANY MOTION.

TO GET A RARE HISTORIC DOCUMENT FROM THE HANDS OF THAT SCHECK CHARACTER,

TO GET US UPTOWN IN ONE PIECE.

TO HELP ME SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. SO

TO THE ONE PERSON THAT CAN HELP US FIND THAT DOCUMENT, MR. BAILEY.

TOMATO DOCUMENT THAT WAS PROBABLY LOST 50 YEARS AGO.

TOMATO INCIDENT, TO MAH TO INCIDENT, TOMATO, TO MAH TO, TOMATO.

TOMATO INCIDENT! HERE IT IS.

TOP OF THE LINE, STATE OF THE ART. MINI CONDENSER AND MICROPHONE...

TRY TAKING OFF THOSE LAME SHADES SO YOU CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE WALKING NEXT TIME.

TWO DAYS FROM NOW, MY BULLDOZERS ARE GONNA...

TWO DAYS FROM NOW, THEY'RE HISTORY.

UH HUH. HOW MUCH DOES ALL THIS COST?

UH OH. WE CAN'T MAKE IT, ARNOLD!

UH, YEAH. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD LEND US BUS FARE?

UNESCORTED? WITHOUT SECURITY CLEARANCE? YES, SIR. THAT'S RIGHT SIR.

UNFORTUNATELY, LIKE YOUR LITTLE PLAN,

UNKNOWN."

UP HERE.

WAIT A MINUTE. THERE WERE VIDEO CAMERAS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LISTEN.

WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?

WAIT. DEEP VOICE, WHERE ARE YOU? DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M HERE

WAIT. NO, THAT'S NOT A STATE.

WAKE UP, YOU WEASEL! I JUST READ THE FINE PRINT!

WARNING, INTRUDER, LEVEL FIVE.

WARNING, INTRUDER, LEVEL FIVE.

WARNING, INTRUDER, LEVEL FIVE.

WAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED A NATIONAL LANDMARK.

WE ALWAYS FIGURED IT'D BE THERE FOREVER,

WE CAN GET TO SCHECK'S OFFICE THIS WAY. COME ON.

WE CAN MAKE IT. SEE YOU IN TWO, GERALD.

WE CAN SHOW IT TO THE POLICE. IT'S JUST AS GOOD. MAYBE BETTER.

WE CAN WIN, DEEP VOICE. WE CAN SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

WE CAN'T HAVE YOUNG BOYS WANDERING...

WE CAN'T TAKE THIS LYING DOWN.

WE GOT A NEIGHBORHOOD TO SAVE.

WE HAVE TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. COME ON, LET'S ROLL.

WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN YEARS.

WE HEARD THERE WAS A GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT THAT SAYS THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS...

WE JUST HAVE TO FACE IT. IN TWO DAYS, THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS COMING DOWN,

WE SAVED THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

WE WERE JUST LOOKING AT A PIECE OF HISTORY.

WE WON'T SELL THE BOARDING HOUSE.

WE'LL BLOW A HOLE IN THE STREET THAT THE BULLDOZERS CAN'T CROSS.

WE'LL COMMENCE OPERATION STOP THE BULLDOZERS.

WE'LL GET THOSE FOR YOU RIGHT AWAY, SIR. RIGHT... AWAY.

WE'LL TAKE IT AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND GET EVERYBODY TO SIGN.

WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT, HELGA.

WE'RE BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY. RIGHT, POOKIE?

WE'RE GONNA BE STINKIN' RICH, GIRL. RICH.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE IT UP WITHOUT A FIGHT.

WE'VE GOT 20 MINUTES TO GET BACK TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE THE BULLDOZERS ROLL.

WE'VE GOT 24 MINUTES TO GET ACROSS TOWN BEFORE THE BULLDOZERS ROLL.

WE'VE GOT A DOCUMENT TO FIND.

WE'VE GOT TO THINK OF A BACKUP SCHEME THAT'LL BAIL US OUT...

WE'VE GOTTA FIND A GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT THAT CAN SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

WELL, A NUT.

WELL, I GUESS WE DID IT, ARNOLD.

WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND, 'CAUSE ONCE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD GOES DOWN...

WELL, SINCE IT'S FOR SUCH A GOOD CAUSE, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.

WELL, THAT WAS AN INSPIRING STORY.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD. WE WOULDN'T WANT IT TO FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.

WELL, THAT'S IT.

WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS WE TRIED OUR BEST.

WELL, THERE PROBABLY WAS A DOCUMENT THAT DECLARED THIS BLOCK A HISTORIC SITE ONCE.

WELL, WE BETTER GET STARTED.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. I THOUGH WE SET THE EXPLOSIVES...

WELL, WHY? 'CAUSE

WELL!

WHAT A DOPEY LITTLE DREAMER. WHAT A CORNY LITTLE CORNBALL.

WHAT ABOUT THE DOCUMENT?

WHAT ABOUT YOUR CONTRACT? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE CONTRACT, BOB?

WHAT ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA? SHE'S IN JAIL. SHE W IN JAIL.

WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME FOR? GO TO BED.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH A CHARACTER LIKE THAT? HE'S LIKE A WINDUP DOLL.

WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS WAITING FOR? KNOCK IT DOWN!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO SHOOT SOME HOOPS?