A Nice Girl Like You Edit

A bride on a horse.

A bunch of reasons.

A cabana on a hot, tropical beach.

A hair uninhibited for our conductor.

A man?

A mind blowing internal massage.

A month until the Philharmonic auditions remember us when.

A serious piece of equipment for only the most experienced user.

Actually, I want to apply for a job.

Actually, no.

Actually, sir, I am very familiar with this product.

Actually, that's where I met Paul.

Actually, there's a much bigger fan

Actually, we're totally fine.

Adopted this puppy.

After four years of dating and I cannot believe how great I feel.

Ah, ah!

Ah, I feel amazing.

Ah, well, I can't help you with that.

Ah.

Ah.

Ain't that right, honey bunch?

Aliens.

All I want right now is a quiet bar

All men look at dirty pictures, married or not.

All men look at dirty pictures.

All six of you.

Alright, first thing's first.

Alright, have a good night!

Alright, it's just you and me now.

Alright, Jersey, how we doin'?

Alright, ladies and gentlemen,

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.

Alright, let's get everybody in their seats now

Alright, let's see who's up next.

Alright, Lucy!

Alright, now for the sexiest identical twins

Alright, Vegas.

Alright, yeah.

Alright, yes.

Alright, you got this.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alrighty.

Am I gonna have to avoid him at the office?

Am I not enough?

Am I tired?

And "Everything That Rises Must Converge".

And "The Story of Your Life."

And a departure from my usual science based approach

And an artfully crafted cocktail.

And breakfast is ready.

And by "it", I mean I want your hot, throbbing... nope!

And by the way, since when do we spy on each other?

And clean everyone's genitals with anti bacterial

And do the wandering minstrel thing.

And explaining things to men is long.

And go to strip clubs?

And he wants you and me to walk around

And he's inviting you?

And I am so, so, so sorry.

And I can even check the last one off right now.

And I can't wait to give it to you.

And I don't even understand,

And I don't know who you are anymore.

And I hardly think that the word film applies,

And I have to finish my list.

And I know the list is bizarre

And I recently went to both a porn shop and a strip club.

And I'm already so, so

And I've been waiting for Grant to call me all week

And I've got nothing.

And I've got to go to Vegas for a bachelor party.

And it's perfectly natural.

And just because we're going to a lecture like this

And just hold them for a couple of hours, ok?

And just kinda smooths everything out.

And just to be clear, this is already not worth it.

And let's get this ship to sinking, ok?

And like I'm craving some weird stuff, but oh my oh my god,

And me, would be nice.

And neither will Paul.

And no, I'm in the right section.

And not a sharp one.

And painful.

And Paul wants to ask her out.

And pity's not why I called.

And play some violin for us?

And putting erection cream on your lips,

And she's certainly not Harvard material.

And slowly drags the pistol downwards.

And thanks for playing for us.

And that's why I left.

And the best are banking millions and the rest are

And the dishes are done.

And then I realized how much I really liked you.

And then stops.

And then you wouldn't have to tell us every five seconds.

And there's this Vegas thing on there.

And this is his idea of a wedding invitation?

And this is the Maserati of vibrators.

And twirls her until he backs her into an erect pillar.

And wha the hell is up with your lips, girl?

And what kind of girl are you?

And who doesn't like secrets?

And who wants to have super lame sex

And yet still be two.

And yet they're two.

And yet you seem to be kept very well.

And you get nothing out of it.

And you never told me about him.

And you still ended up dating her?

And you.

And you're a big deal to us, Paul, but this isn't about you.

And you're gonna help me.

And, you know, I wanted to tone.

Any of which would be more than I'm currently getting.

Anyone else have any hidden talents out there?

Anyway, enough about me.

Anyway, I'm really sorry

Anyway, if I promised to make it worth his while

Anyway, if you thought the penthouse is impressive

Anyway, look.

Anyway, so I had one of these on when it came time

Anyway, twice again, for the official record,

Anyway, yeah, she was wrong.

Anyway.

Are we good?

Are you afraid I'm gonna wake them up?

Are you cold?

Are you crying?

Are you gonna ask me to dance?

Are you guys ready?

Are you kidding me?

Are you ok?

Are you saying that she's sexually...

Are you sure you wanna know?

Are you sure?

Are you tired?

Artistry?

As a... you know,

As in it's a no go?

As long as it's consensual.

As Michele passionately gives chase.

As pleasing as her vagina thrusts were,

As the gift that you will give to only a worthy man,

As...?

Ask me about sex.

At the strip club wasn't enough for you, was it?

Bad Sally.

Because I knew we would be standing for three hours

Because I need to finish my list

Because I think being a pervert is really inappropriate.

Because it seems to me that if you have enough pillars,

Because Jeff's getting married.

Because life is short

Because there's a second one?

Because they don't service lesbians or straight girls

Before the first dance.

Being well kept doesn't really apply to me.

Ben who?

Besides, Grant's gonna be there.

Best break up ever.

Better get one more for back up.

Blast it off.

Blast up inside, you know?

Book two?

Books you diddle to, babe.

Brilliant.

Busy day you got there.

But but wait.

But Faylene thrusts her knee into Michele, spins him around.

But I am not

But I think your skills are just a bit misplaced.

But I've got something important to prove.

But if you must, I will accept a letter grade.

But Jeff is a tool.

But seriously, let's get back on point.

But she happens to be discussing human sexuality and I

But then I I just

But what's wrong with that?

But you make a good point.

But you're right.

By all your charming, attractive... you ness.

By sleeping with me and then running out?

By the way.

Bye.

Called sexual attention deficit disorder.

Can I

Can I have your number?

Can I help you with that cock ring?

Can I just have one second?

Can I just tell you one thing?

Can you explain to our audience what it is that you're doing?

Can't do it.

Can't hear you. I'm shopping.

Care to dance?

Catch that!

Chanting?

Chanting.

Chanting...

Check.

Close my eyes and go

Cock!

Cock! Cock!

Cock! Cock! Cock!

Cock! Cock! Cock!

Cock! Cock.

Cock.

Come here.

Come on up.

Come on, bud.

Come on, it's just a word.

Come on, there's only like five people in here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Coming in.

Coming right up.

Compensated really well for their... artistry.

Could I get more needles in here, please?

Crap.

D.

Dallas!

Deal.

Dear god, yes!

Decided to show your considerable appreciation

Decided your playing is too expansive.

Define "use".

Definitely not.

Delighted.

Did he actually just use the word "propensity"?

Did he say Cherry and Dallas?

Did I hear you say you work here?

Did she say you're watching porn?

Did you invite her?

Did you know that the female ferret will die if she goes

Did you meet someone?

Didn't your girlfriend leave you for a woman, though?

Disgusting!

Do I look pregnant?

Do I what, do I answer?

Do these come in extra large?

Do you do pilates or... oh, wow.

Do you know what?

Do you know what? I'm out.

Do you know, Luce, when uh,

Do you promise to never talk about you and Stan

Do you use the internet?

Doesn't make me a sure thing, you know.

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't be rude.

Don't do that!

Don't don't crease and don't break.

Don't embarrass me.

Don't even work!

Don't even.

Don't forget to tip your bartender.

Don't judge me.

Don't stop!

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry.

Don't you need this?

Dr. Becker, you're on in three, two...

Each other, let alone have had, you know, sex.

Embarrassment's the least of your problems.

Ever?

Everybody give it up for Cherry and

Everyone's happy.

Everything alright in there?

Everything alright over there?

Except a bad reputation.

Except for earthquakes, hurricanes, strong winds...

Except for Paul.

Excuse me, doll?

Excuse me, why not all of us?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Experience intense natural pleasure as each weighted ball

Fair enough.

Faylene knows what she wants and she decides to take it.

Faylene pulls out a hidden pistol sheathed

Faylene springs from the house

Faylene watches in wonder as the cold steel surrenders

First the wedding and now this?

Follow me.

For a Mother's Day gift.

For Kegels.

For most people, yes. For you, no.

For starters, you're obsessed with sex.

For the job.

For the love of god, cock!

For the love of god!

For Vegas?

For you, is grey.

For, I have renewed life purpose in the form

Four?

From this moment on you will refer to sexual communication

From you, the soon to be supremely empowered woman!

Get up here, have some fun.

Get with the program.

Getting with the program.

Give it to me.

Give it up for Lucy.

Go ahead.

God, I can't believe this.

God, it smells.

God, Luce, it's a word.

God!

Good god, you're not preg how?

Good luck.

Good morning.

Good.

Goodnight.

Got you some ice from the cafe.

Grant! Wait!

Grant! Wait!

Grant? Grant!

Grant's a pretty big deal at the firm, you know.

Great.

Grey one.

Grey!

Grey?

Groomsman.

Guys, do you think I'm gonna need this?

Guys, I have to tell you something.

Ha!

Hacking heads off?

Hallelujah?

Halloween.

Has ever died from lack of boob.

Hasn't he called?

Have dinner with me?

Have dropped somewhat significantly.

Have fun!

Have you met Priscilla?

Have... have you ever watched a porn film?

He could almost taste her ruby lips

He didn't say.

He doesn't say irritating things,

He got very inspired.

He makes us act like we're interested in him

He moved out.

He picks you up on a skateboard.

He said he was gonna call this weekend to make plans.

He wants the quartet.

He wants you to play at the wedding.

He was out of town all week.

He'll be here in a minute.

He's a feminist, doesn't watch football, or fart.

He's an adult.

He's autographed.

He's more of a colleague.

He's on the board with the trust.

He's right.

Hello there, Mr. Best Man.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Her name is Destiny and yes, she is a stripper.

Here is a whole information sheet about their weekly tests,

Here is who's working today.

Here we are, huh?

Here we go.

Here, come on. Switch.

Here?

Here.

Hey Wes, can I trouble you for two beers, mate?

Hey yourself. It's Grant.

Hey, congratulations.

Hey, Luce, all the bridesmaids are twerking

Hey, Luce!

Hey, now.

Hey, Priscilla, it's me.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, there she is.

Hey, what're you doing?

Hey, you're the best man from the wedding

Hey!

Hey! Wait!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi Lucy, Howard Gregson.

Hi, Cynthia.

Hi, Mr. Glassell.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Honestly, I don't really care about Jeff leaving.

Honestly, I saw the pants and I freaked out

Hoping to get sex out of it, correct?

How about I tell you how sorry I am that I fell off

How about we don't use the word "genitals"?

How about we get you on stage, Miss...?

How are you being so nonchalant about this?

How are you doing tonight?

How did you two leave things?

How do you expect to survive marriage week after week,

How do you know they don't service women?

How do you mean?

How good you were in bed?

How is this a favour?

How they check each customer for symptoms,

How was it?

How y'all doin' today?

How'd it go?

Howdy, fellas.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh.

I I do.

I already suffered through high school once.

I also have blindfolds, handcuffs, vibrators...

I also have two favourites.

I am assessing the aura.

I am so sorry. I had no idea

I am.

I am.

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon.

I believe in love.

I bought two boxes.

I can check that off my list.

I can't believe you would do this to me.

I can't deal with men right now.

I can't even get my hand to have sex with me anymore.

I can't find it.

I can't handle it anymore!

I can't wait to own multiple homes in

I cannot drink her blood, she's pornophobic.

I could ask you the same thing.

I couldn't remember all day.

I did it!

I did learn one very important thing at the strip club.

I didn't mean to make you jealous.

I don't care if Grant's gonna be there.

I don't do numbers.

I don't know, a girl?

I don't know, I just wouldn't want you misinterpreting

I don't know, it's all such a blur.

I don't know, maybe he feels like he's doing me a big favour.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like, "yes, yes, give it to me good".

I don't see anyone.

I don't think I can bend over.

I don't think I can make it that far.

I don't wanna hurt the baby.

I finally crossed something big off one of my lists.

I found something for ya.

I got it at Brookestone.

I got it. Thanks.

I got this whole library of cliterature.

I guess... I need to prove to myself that I'm enough.

I had absolutely no idea about tonight

I have a gig you might be interested in playing.

I have a sex life again after 27 years.

I have two.

I have work to do.

I have, but it's not like I do.

I hope you brought your hot, throbbing co

I hope you get that stick out of your ass!

I just came here to do research for you.

I just can't.

I just got killed by crossfire again.

I just heard crying or yelling.

I just I'm sorry, I can't get over how he is so good looking

I just need to finish my list, alright?

I just wanna find out if this works.

I knew it.

I know I know I've been emotional

I know it's last minute but I was thinking,

I know what I'm doing.

I know, I know, consult an expert is on your list.

I know, you think I'm pathetic.

I know.

I know.

I love it!

I made a list that's all about sex.

I mean like the ones you go to that thing in Vegas

I mean shoe.

I mean, I would never be here for myself.

I mean, my boyfriend's already attractive.

I mean, spying?

I mean, this is just so Jeff.

I mean, we've not really worked out any of the details here.

I mean, you could do a dinner cruise.

I might have focus issues but he is into porn, alright?

I miss your sense of humour.

I need help here. Please.

I need something with a little more spirit.

I need to go to the bathroom.

I need you to pick it up.

I often discuss a condition

I only wore these to a work function

I play classical mostly.

I play the cello.

I promise.

I realize it's just not true.

I recognized the bar so

I say we rehearse like this all the time.

I see.

I showed Stan the list.

I swear you're going to get me fired.

I swear, all those boobs I can't touch

I think he's just a groomsman.

I think it's just a business.

I think you could get away with one crappy pillar.

I thought boarding schools were known for sexual enlightenment.

I thought you were evolved.

I told you there'd be other normal people here.

I told you we need When Harry Met Sally.

I want it now.

I want your cock!

I want your hot, throbbing...

I want your hot, throbbing...

I was a part of the quartet.

I was an idiot.

I was just checking...

I was just gonna ask you what your favourite book was.

I was just kidding.

I was just wondering

I was thinking...

I wasn't spying!

I went to Harvard so I'm research y.

I wonder how these girls stay in such good shape.

I... don't you think he's a little out of my league?

I'd love to.

I'd say this was very successful.

I'll call you.

I'll just tell them the truth,

I'll take one.

I'll um, I'll wait out here.

I'm a girl.

I'm ah, working on a job upstairs

I'm coming!

I'm coming.

I'm fine.

I'm getting a massage,

I'm glad I did.

I'm glad we're good.

I'm gonna get my labia tightened.

I'm gonna go grab us some drinks.

I'm gonna go talk to Priscilla.

I'm gonna help you.

I'm good.

I'm Grant.

I'm Honey.

I'm I got married.

I'm just freaking out because in my effort to be

I'm just getting out of the way.

I'm just gonna see what

I'm just medicating.

I'm just saying.

I'm just teasing.

I'm just trying to figure out my size in women's.

I'm looking for a Mother's Day gift.

I'm married today.

I'm messing with you.

I'm not enough for you?

I'm not even gonna dignify that question.

I'm not getting any better, am I?

I'm not going in there alone.

I'm not oppressing anyone, ok?

I'm not pornophobic.

I'm ok.

I'm on a deadline.

I'm Paul.

I'm psyched.

I'm ready now.

I'm really sorry.

I'm right here.

I'm sad to report that my standards

I'm scary?

I'm so not not into sex.

I'm so sorry, Luce, that's terrible.

I'm so surprised you're still doing the list.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm sorry you're upset, but you kinda have this,

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sure I can get him to stay at home.

I'm with the quartet.

I'm worried.

I'm... married.

I've been bloody busy in non stop meetings and

I've been labelled sexually grey.

I've met the girl of my dreams.

I've never heard you play this good, girl.

If Grant is the devil and not even he can get lucky with her,

If I didn't know better,

If it's about the porn I can quit any time!

If naked enough it doesn't matter

If you can actually dance.

If you can't focus now?

If you make me laugh another ball will pop out.

If you wanna get to the top of the mountain

If you wanna get to the top of the mountain

If you wanted to go out

If you're not too busy

In a couple of weeks.

In fact, I'll take an I.V. of it.

In fact, I've got it on right now.

In maternity.

In my entire life.

In this day in age,

Interesting.

Into heat and can't find a mate?

Is he your new booking agent?

Is it hot in here?

Is it not southern?

Is it so hard for you to understand that,

Is that a bird?

Is that horse poo?

Is that I'm sorry, is that bad for me to say

Is that the only reason?

Is that true?

Is that what we're calling it now?

Is that why you guys fought?

Is this where you ask me for my tax return?

Is to think of it as a male centric activity.

Isn't that amazing how accurate the Madame is?

Isn't this the section for girls who do get kissed?

It could be the end of something good before it even starts.

It doesn't say "sex seminar".

It ends uh, how you say... prematurely.

It gets worse.

It has to be.

It is the universal language of humanity.

It just it was not a $20 kind of happy.

It kinda solidified the mission.

It started while we were having sex, and

It takes a village.

It was all over his computer, he is totally

It was more the rejection that hurt.

It was.

It's a I'm relieved, ok?

It's a perfectly natural thing.

It's a scary proposition.

It's a word, just say it already.

It's a word.

It's an original.

It's attractive.

It's called a personal massager.

It's disgusting!

It's disrespectful.

It's gonna come out.

It's gonna tell me everything I need to know about you.

It's good.

It's in room D.

It's irrelevant.

It's it's how they maintain their vigour.

It's just it's a scary proposition.

It's kinda like your whole life problem.

It's like we're in Ghost and you're my Patrick Swayze.

It's me or the porn!

It's my pleasure.

It's never gonna work.

It's not cold in here.

It's not every day I run into a beautiful girl

It's not funny, ok?

It's not like you ever finish any of them.

It's not like you're taking me to a sex show.

It's ok, everyone.

It's one of my favourites.

It's only as strong as its weakest pillar.

It's optimal.

It's right down there.

It's that way.

It's that way.

It's this one.

It's uh, at your house you had maternity pants on the chair.

It's uh, it's kinda like you with your violin.

It's very new

It's, you know, the big one between your legs?

It's... like a building.

Jeff left me.

Jeff left me.

Jeff was the rodent, not you.

Jeff, literally choose any letter.

Jeff's getting married?

Just a second.

Just because you're angry, don't

Just coming to check to make sure everything's fine?

Just like that, here they come, down the staircase.

Just play along. We're in the key of G.

Just say it already.

Just so we are clear, am I to share your girl or get my own?

Just so you know,

Just that I wouldn't end up alone.

Just try saying something racy.

Just warming up a little.

Kale, he left me for someone his own age so I'm just

Kale?

Ladies first.

Ladies, you look like you're having a good night.

Ladies? Please say hello.

Lame sex, virtual sex, the faint possibility of sex,

Leaving like that was a mistake.

Lecture by a progressive,

Let me tell you...

Let's celebrate Jeff and Anne tonight.

Let's go.

Let's just state our books.

Let's send them off with style.

Let's take a picture.

Let's take a picture.

Like breaking freedom from restraint.

Like crotch magic.

Like say you're the Acropolis,

Like that is part of the technique.

Like uh, like magic time.

Like what?

Like, I don't know, like... use

Like, irrational fear of intimacy or anything

Like, oh yeah, baby.

Like, what was she even saying?

Like, woah Nealy gets really crazy,

Like... woo!

Listen, sorry I haven't called you...

Look how in control I am around you.

Look, ok, yeah.

Look, they have this stretchy stuff that goes over the stomach

Look, you buy women nice dinners all the time

Look, you came around at a really weird time.

Looks like she's suffering from stage four pornophobia.

Loving the hair.

Luce, it's Paul.

Luce, quick question.

Lucy Neal.