A Nice Girl Like You Edit

A bride on a horse.

A bunch of reasons.

A cabana on a hot, tropical beach.

A hair uninhibited for our conductor.

A man?

A mind blowing internal massage.

A month until the Philharmonic auditions remember us when.

A serious piece of equipment for only the most experienced user.

Actually, I want to apply for a job.

Actually, no.

Actually, sir, I am very familiar with this product.

Actually, that's where I met Paul.

Actually, there's a much bigger fan

Actually, we're totally fine.

Adopted this puppy.

After four years of dating and I cannot believe how great I feel.

Ah, ah!

Ah, I feel amazing.

Ah, well, I can't help you with that.

Ah.

Ah.

Ain't that right, honey bunch?

Aliens.

All I want right now is a quiet bar

All men look at dirty pictures, married or not.

All men look at dirty pictures.

All six of you.

Alright, first thing's first.

Alright, have a good night!

Alright, it's just you and me now.

Alright, Jersey, how we doin'?

Alright, ladies and gentlemen,

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.

Alright, let's get everybody in their seats now

Alright, let's see who's up next.

Alright, Lucy!

Alright, now for the sexiest identical twins

Alright, Vegas.

Alright, yeah.

Alright, yes.

Alright, you got this.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alrighty.

Am I gonna have to avoid him at the office?

Am I not enough?

Am I tired?

And "Everything That Rises Must Converge".

And "The Story of Your Life."

And a departure from my usual science based approach

And an artfully crafted cocktail.

And breakfast is ready.

And by "it", I mean I want your hot, throbbing... nope!

And by the way, since when do we spy on each other?

And clean everyone's genitals with anti bacterial

And do the wandering minstrel thing.

And explaining things to men is long.

And go to strip clubs?

And he wants you and me to walk around

And he's inviting you?

And I am so, so, so sorry.

And I can even check the last one off right now.

And I can't wait to give it to you.

And I don't even understand,

And I don't know who you are anymore.

And I hardly think that the word film applies,

And I have to finish my list.

And I know the list is bizarre

And I recently went to both a porn shop and a strip club.

And I'm already so, so

And I've been waiting for Grant to call me all week

And I've got nothing.

And I've got to go to Vegas for a bachelor party.

And it's perfectly natural.

And just because we're going to a lecture like this

And just hold them for a couple of hours, ok?

And just kinda smooths everything out.

And just to be clear, this is already not worth it.

And let's get this ship to sinking, ok?

And like I'm craving some weird stuff, but oh my oh my god,

And me, would be nice.

And neither will Paul.

And no, I'm in the right section.

And not a sharp one.

And painful.

And Paul wants to ask her out.

And pity's not why I called.

And play some violin for us?

And putting erection cream on your lips,

And she's certainly not Harvard material.

And slowly drags the pistol downwards.

And thanks for playing for us.

And that's why I left.

And the best are banking millions and the rest are

And the dishes are done.

And then I realized how much I really liked you.

And then stops.

And then you wouldn't have to tell us every five seconds.

And there's this Vegas thing on there.

And this is his idea of a wedding invitation?

And this is the Maserati of vibrators.

And twirls her until he backs her into an erect pillar.

And wha the hell is up with your lips, girl?

And what kind of girl are you?

And who doesn't like secrets?

And who wants to have super lame sex

And yet still be two.

And yet they're two.

And yet you seem to be kept very well.

And you get nothing out of it.

And you never told me about him.

And you still ended up dating her?

And you.

And you're a big deal to us, Paul, but this isn't about you.

And you're gonna help me.

And, you know, I wanted to tone.

Any of which would be more than I'm currently getting.

Anyone else have any hidden talents out there?

Anyway, enough about me.

Anyway, I'm really sorry

Anyway, if I promised to make it worth his while

Anyway, if you thought the penthouse is impressive

Anyway, look.

Anyway, so I had one of these on when it came time

Anyway, twice again, for the official record,

Anyway, yeah, she was wrong.

Anyway.

Are we good?

Are you afraid I'm gonna wake them up?

Are you cold?

Are you crying?

Are you gonna ask me to dance?

Are you guys ready?

Are you kidding me?

Are you ok?

Are you saying that she's sexually...

Are you sure you wanna know?

Are you sure?

Are you tired?

Artistry?

As a... you know,

As in it's a no go?

As long as it's consensual.

As Michele passionately gives chase.

As pleasing as her vagina thrusts were,

As the gift that you will give to only a worthy man,

As...?

Ask me about sex.

At the strip club wasn't enough for you, was it?

Bad Sally.

Because I knew we would be standing for three hours

Because I need to finish my list

Because I think being a pervert is really inappropriate.

Because it seems to me that if you have enough pillars,

Because Jeff's getting married.

Because life is short

Because there's a second one?

Because they don't service lesbians or straight girls

Before the first dance.

Being well kept doesn't really apply to me.

Ben who?

Besides, Grant's gonna be there.

Best break up ever.

Better get one more for back up.

Blast it off.

Blast up inside, you know?

Book two?

Books you diddle to, babe.

Brilliant.

Busy day you got there.

But but wait.

But Faylene thrusts her knee into Michele, spins him around.

But I am not

But I think your skills are just a bit misplaced.

But I've got something important to prove.

But if you must, I will accept a letter grade.

But Jeff is a tool.

But seriously, let's get back on point.

But she happens to be discussing human sexuality and I

But then I I just

But what's wrong with that?

But you make a good point.

But you're right.

By all your charming, attractive... you ness.

By sleeping with me and then running out?

By the way.

Bye.

Called sexual attention deficit disorder.

Can I

Can I have your number?

Can I help you with that cock ring?

Can I just have one second?

Can I just tell you one thing?

Can you explain to our audience what it is that you're doing?

Can't do it.

Can't hear you. I'm shopping.

Care to dance?

Catch that!

Chanting?

Chanting.

Chanting...

Check.

Close my eyes and go

Cock!

Cock! Cock!

Cock! Cock! Cock!

Cock! Cock! Cock!

Cock! Cock.

Cock.

Come here.

Come on up.

Come on, bud.

Come on, it's just a word.

Come on, there's only like five people in here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Coming in.

Coming right up.

Compensated really well for their... artistry.

Could I get more needles in here, please?

Crap.

D.

Dallas!

Deal.

Dear god, yes!

Decided to show your considerable appreciation

Decided your playing is too expansive.

Define "use".

Definitely not.

Delighted.

Did he actually just use the word "propensity"?

Did he say Cherry and Dallas?

Did I hear you say you work here?

Did she say you're watching porn?

Did you invite her?

Did you know that the female ferret will die if she goes

Did you meet someone?

Didn't your girlfriend leave you for a woman, though?

Disgusting!

Do I look pregnant?

Do I what, do I answer?

Do these come in extra large?

Do you do pilates or... oh, wow.

Do you know what?

Do you know what? I'm out.

Do you know, Luce, when uh,

Do you promise to never talk about you and Stan

Do you use the internet?

Doesn't make me a sure thing, you know.

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't be rude.

Don't do that!

Don't don't crease and don't break.

Don't embarrass me.

Don't even work!

Don't even.

Don't forget to tip your bartender.

Don't judge me.

Don't stop!

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry.

Don't you need this?

Dr. Becker, you're on in three, two...

Each other, let alone have had, you know, sex.

Embarrassment's the least of your problems.

Ever?

Everybody give it up for Cherry and

Everyone's happy.

Everything alright in there?

Everything alright over there?

Except a bad reputation.

Except for earthquakes, hurricanes, strong winds...

Except for Paul.

Excuse me, doll?

Excuse me, why not all of us?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Experience intense natural pleasure as each weighted ball

Fair enough.

Faylene knows what she wants and she decides to take it.

Faylene pulls out a hidden pistol sheathed

Faylene springs from the house

Faylene watches in wonder as the cold steel surrenders

First the wedding and now this?

Follow me.

For a Mother's Day gift.

For Kegels.

For most people, yes. For you, no.

For starters, you're obsessed with sex.

For the job.

For the love of god, cock!

For the love of god!

For Vegas?

For you, is grey.

For, I have renewed life purpose in the form

Four?

From this moment on you will refer to sexual communication

From you, the soon to be supremely empowered woman!

Get up here, have some fun.

Get with the program.

Getting with the program.

Give it to me.

Give it up for Lucy.

Go ahead.

God, I can't believe this.

God, it smells.

God, Luce, it's a word.

God!

Good god, you're not preg how?

Good luck.

Good morning.

Good.

Goodnight.

Got you some ice from the cafe.

Grant! Wait!

Grant! Wait!

Grant? Grant!

Grant's a pretty big deal at the firm, you know.

Great.

Grey one.

Grey!

Grey?

Groomsman.

Guys, do you think I'm gonna need this?

Guys, I have to tell you something.

Ha!

Hacking heads off?

Hallelujah?

Halloween.

Has ever died from lack of boob.

Hasn't he called?

Have dinner with me?

Have dropped somewhat significantly.

Have fun!

Have you met Priscilla?

Have... have you ever watched a porn film?

He could almost taste her ruby lips

He didn't say.

He doesn't say irritating things,

He got very inspired.

He makes us act like we're interested in him

He moved out.

He picks you up on a skateboard.

He said he was gonna call this weekend to make plans.

He wants the quartet.

He wants you to play at the wedding.

He was out of town all week.

He'll be here in a minute.

He's a feminist, doesn't watch football, or fart.

He's an adult.

He's autographed.

He's more of a colleague.

He's on the board with the trust.

He's right.

Hello there, Mr. Best Man.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Her name is Destiny and yes, she is a stripper.

Here is a whole information sheet about their weekly tests,

Here is who's working today.

Here we are, huh?

Here we go.

Here, come on. Switch.

Here?

Here.

Hey Wes, can I trouble you for two beers, mate?

Hey yourself. It's Grant.

Hey, congratulations.

Hey, Luce, all the bridesmaids are twerking

Hey, Luce!

Hey, now.

Hey, Priscilla, it's me.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, there she is.

Hey, what're you doing?

Hey, you're the best man from the wedding

Hey!

Hey! Wait!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi Lucy, Howard Gregson.

Hi, Cynthia.

Hi, Mr. Glassell.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Honestly, I don't really care about Jeff leaving.

Honestly, I saw the pants and I freaked out

Hoping to get sex out of it, correct?

How about I tell you how sorry I am that I fell off

How about we don't use the word "genitals"?

How about we get you on stage, Miss...?

How are you being so nonchalant about this?

How are you doing tonight?

How did you two leave things?

How do you expect to survive marriage week after week,

How do you know they don't service women?

How do you mean?

How good you were in bed?

How is this a favour?

How they check each customer for symptoms,

How was it?

How y'all doin' today?

How'd it go?

Howdy, fellas.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh.

I I do.

I already suffered through high school once.

I also have blindfolds, handcuffs, vibrators...

I also have two favourites.

I am assessing the aura.

I am so sorry. I had no idea

I am.

I am.

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon.

I believe in love.

I bought two boxes.

I can check that off my list.

I can't believe you would do this to me.

I can't deal with men right now.

I can't even get my hand to have sex with me anymore.

I can't find it.

I can't handle it anymore!

I can't wait to own multiple homes in

I cannot drink her blood, she's pornophobic.

I could ask you the same thing.

I couldn't remember all day.

I did it!

I did learn one very important thing at the strip club.

I didn't mean to make you jealous.

I don't care if Grant's gonna be there.

I don't do numbers.

I don't know, a girl?

I don't know, I just wouldn't want you misinterpreting

I don't know, it's all such a blur.

I don't know, maybe he feels like he's doing me a big favour.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like, "yes, yes, give it to me good".

I don't see anyone.

I don't think I can bend over.

I don't think I can make it that far.

I don't wanna hurt the baby.

I finally crossed something big off one of my lists.

I found something for ya.

I got it at Brookestone.

I got it. Thanks.

I got this whole library of cliterature.

I guess... I need to prove to myself that I'm enough.

I had absolutely no idea about tonight

I have a gig you might be interested in playing.

I have a sex life again after 27 years.

I have two.

I have work to do.

I have, but it's not like I do.

I hope you brought your hot, throbbing co

I hope you get that stick out of your ass!

I just came here to do research for you.

I just can't.

I just got killed by crossfire again.

I just heard crying or yelling.

I just I'm sorry, I can't get over how he is so good looking

I just need to finish my list, alright?

I just wanna find out if this works.

I knew it.

I know I know I've been emotional

I know it's last minute but I was thinking,

I know what I'm doing.

I know, I know, consult an expert is on your list.

I know, you think I'm pathetic.

I know.

I know.

I love it!

I made a list that's all about sex.

I mean like the ones you go to that thing in Vegas

I mean shoe.

I mean, I would never be here for myself.

I mean, my boyfriend's already attractive.

I mean, spying?

I mean, this is just so Jeff.

I mean, we've not really worked out any of the details here.

I mean, you could do a dinner cruise.

I might have focus issues but he is into porn, alright?

I miss your sense of humour.

I need help here. Please.

I need something with a little more spirit.

I need to go to the bathroom.

I need you to pick it up.

I often discuss a condition

I only wore these to a work function

I play classical mostly.

I play the cello.

I promise.

I realize it's just not true.

I recognized the bar so

I say we rehearse like this all the time.

I see.

I showed Stan the list.

I swear you're going to get me fired.

I swear, all those boobs I can't touch

I think he's just a groomsman.

I think it's just a business.

I think you could get away with one crappy pillar.

I thought boarding schools were known for sexual enlightenment.

I thought you were evolved.

I told you there'd be other normal people here.

I told you we need When Harry Met Sally.

I want it now.

I want your cock!

I want your hot, throbbing...

I want your hot, throbbing...

I was a part of the quartet.

I was an idiot.

I was just checking...

I was just gonna ask you what your favourite book was.

I was just kidding.

I was just wondering

I was thinking...

I wasn't spying!

I went to Harvard so I'm research y.

I wonder how these girls stay in such good shape.

I... don't you think he's a little out of my league?

I'd love to.

I'd say this was very successful.

I'll call you.

I'll just tell them the truth,

I'll take one.

I'll um, I'll wait out here.

I'm a girl.

I'm ah, working on a job upstairs

I'm coming!

I'm coming.

I'm fine.

I'm getting a massage,

I'm glad I did.

I'm glad we're good.

I'm gonna get my labia tightened.

I'm gonna go grab us some drinks.

I'm gonna go talk to Priscilla.

I'm gonna help you.

I'm good.

I'm Grant.

I'm Honey.

I'm I got married.

I'm just freaking out because in my effort to be

I'm just getting out of the way.

I'm just gonna see what

I'm just medicating.

I'm just saying.

I'm just teasing.

I'm just trying to figure out my size in women's.

I'm looking for a Mother's Day gift.

I'm married today.

I'm messing with you.

I'm not enough for you?

I'm not even gonna dignify that question.

I'm not getting any better, am I?

I'm not going in there alone.

I'm not oppressing anyone, ok?

I'm not pornophobic.

I'm ok.

I'm on a deadline.

I'm Paul.

I'm psyched.

I'm ready now.

I'm really sorry.

I'm right here.

I'm sad to report that my standards

I'm scary?

I'm so not not into sex.

I'm so sorry, Luce, that's terrible.

I'm so surprised you're still doing the list.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm sorry you're upset, but you kinda have this,

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sure I can get him to stay at home.

I'm with the quartet.

I'm worried.

I'm... married.

I've been bloody busy in non stop meetings and

I've been labelled sexually grey.

I've met the girl of my dreams.

I've never heard you play this good, girl.

If Grant is the devil and not even he can get lucky with her,

If I didn't know better,

If it's about the porn I can quit any time!

If naked enough it doesn't matter

If you can actually dance.

If you can't focus now?

If you make me laugh another ball will pop out.

If you wanna get to the top of the mountain

If you wanna get to the top of the mountain

If you wanted to go out

If you're not too busy

In a couple of weeks.

In fact, I'll take an I.V. of it.

In fact, I've got it on right now.

In maternity.

In my entire life.

In this day in age,

Interesting.

Into heat and can't find a mate?

Is he your new booking agent?

Is it hot in here?

Is it not southern?

Is it so hard for you to understand that,

Is that a bird?

Is that horse poo?

Is that I'm sorry, is that bad for me to say

Is that the only reason?

Is that true?

Is that what we're calling it now?

Is that why you guys fought?

Is this where you ask me for my tax return?

Is to think of it as a male centric activity.

Isn't that amazing how accurate the Madame is?

Isn't this the section for girls who do get kissed?

It could be the end of something good before it even starts.

It doesn't say "sex seminar".

It ends uh, how you say... prematurely.

It gets worse.

It has to be.

It is the universal language of humanity.

It just it was not a $20 kind of happy.

It kinda solidified the mission.

It started while we were having sex, and

It takes a village.

It was all over his computer, he is totally

It was more the rejection that hurt.

It was.

It's a I'm relieved, ok?

It's a perfectly natural thing.

It's a scary proposition.

It's a word, just say it already.

It's a word.

It's an original.

It's attractive.

It's called a personal massager.

It's disgusting!

It's disrespectful.

It's gonna come out.

It's gonna tell me everything I need to know about you.

It's good.

It's in room D.

It's irrelevant.

It's it's how they maintain their vigour.

It's just it's a scary proposition.

It's kinda like your whole life problem.

It's like we're in Ghost and you're my Patrick Swayze.

It's me or the porn!

It's my pleasure.

It's never gonna work.

It's not cold in here.

It's not every day I run into a beautiful girl

It's not funny, ok?

It's not like you ever finish any of them.

It's not like you're taking me to a sex show.

It's ok, everyone.

It's one of my favourites.

It's only as strong as its weakest pillar.

It's optimal.

It's right down there.

It's that way.

It's that way.

It's this one.

It's uh, at your house you had maternity pants on the chair.

It's uh, it's kinda like you with your violin.

It's very new

It's, you know, the big one between your legs?

It's... like a building.

Jeff left me.

Jeff left me.

Jeff was the rodent, not you.

Jeff, literally choose any letter.

Jeff's getting married?

Just a second.

Just because you're angry, don't

Just coming to check to make sure everything's fine?

Just like that, here they come, down the staircase.

Just play along. We're in the key of G.

Just say it already.

Just so we are clear, am I to share your girl or get my own?

Just so you know,

Just that I wouldn't end up alone.

Just try saying something racy.

Just warming up a little.

Kale, he left me for someone his own age so I'm just

Kale?

Ladies first.

Ladies, you look like you're having a good night.

Ladies? Please say hello.

Lame sex, virtual sex, the faint possibility of sex,

Leaving like that was a mistake.

Lecture by a progressive,

Let me tell you...

Let's celebrate Jeff and Anne tonight.

Let's go.

Let's just state our books.

Let's send them off with style.

Let's take a picture.

Let's take a picture.

Like breaking freedom from restraint.

Like crotch magic.

Like say you're the Acropolis,

Like that is part of the technique.

Like uh, like magic time.

Like what?

Like, I don't know, like... use

Like, irrational fear of intimacy or anything

Like, oh yeah, baby.

Like, what was she even saying?

Like, woah Nealy gets really crazy,

Like... woo!

Listen, sorry I haven't called you...

Look how in control I am around you.

Look, ok, yeah.

Look, they have this stretchy stuff that goes over the stomach

Look, you buy women nice dinners all the time

Look, you came around at a really weird time.

Looks like she's suffering from stage four pornophobia.

Loving the hair.

Luce, it's Paul.

Luce, quick question.

Lucy Neal.

Lucy over here, she plays the violin.

Lucy, are you alright?

Lucy, come back, please.

Lucy, come back.

Lucy, if you do this while holding my hand

Lucy, it's like riding a bike.

Lucy.

Lulu bell.

Madame Mischief's Boudoir Secrets.

Madame Swarovska,

Makes sense.

Matrimony.

May I squeeze through?

Maybe he feels guilty.

Maybe it's a historical fiction?

Maybe you should get a shirt that says

Me neither, but like how much?

Me neither.

Me too.

Me too.

Meditating.

Meeting you was a big surprise.

Men's?

Michele takes one strong finger

Michele walks his finger across the barrel and cocks the gun.

Michele's manhood.

Might just be the end of me.

Might that be what

Mind if I...?

Mmm mmm.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm, aren't oysters more of a third date kind of food?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmmhmm.

Mmmhmm.

Mmmhmm.

Mmmhmm.

Mmmhmm.

Mmmhmm. Yeah. Yes.

Most women, during sex, you know,

My boyfriend and I love the Hams.

My boyfriend and I walked in and he was all

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

My boyfriend's a partner.

My dear friend, who always comes to my rescue.

My last girlfriend did that on the first date.

My list, 'cause I'm really not that kind of girl.

My mind is completely free.

My new friends.

Nessa, you've gotta slow your roll, love.

Nessa.

Never.

No don't mess up my lists.

No judgement.

No reason.

No time for cocktails.

No, even words are too much for you.

No, how are you?

No, I

No, I always do like a little chant for the gride and broom.

No, I assure you.

No, I can't make change?

No, I didn't sign up.

No, I do not go to strip clubs.

No, I got this.

No, I just sort of get that way when I play.

No, I mean old.

No, I'm good.

No, I'm just gonna wander around.

No, my back just gets that way when I stand and play.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, you need to finish it

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, this is awesome.

No, no.

No, no.

No, not at all, but even still,

No, not the ones who do it for crack.

No, really.

No, she did not.

No, sorry. Not you.

No, that's alright.

No, those are Ben Wa balls.

No, you did not.

No, you're more likely to catch something in a sorority house.

No, you're really not.

No!

No!

No! No!

No?

No?

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I asked you first.

No. No, he did.

No. No.

No. No. Keep going.

No. Well, maybe. Ok, yes. It was. But...

None of them good.

Nope, not the women's.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope. Nope.

Not a word.

Not a word.

Not at all convincing!

Not calling you was a mistake.

Not cool, guys.

Not in the same order.

Not love.

Not nearly as interesting as what's going on on that list.

Not necessarily her leaving.

Not sorry.

Not when it degrades the entire female species.

Noted.

Nothing, I'm just happy for you.

Nothing.

Now I'm going to see about the one you come here with.

Now I'm seeing you.

Now, you're gonna sculpt a banana into a penis

Nowhere.

Number 10. Brothel, visit.

Number 11. Meet a porn star.

Number 12...

Number eight. Internet porn, view some.

Number five. Sex toy party.

Number four. Visit strip club.

Number nine. Consult a sex expert.

Number one miscommunication slang speakers make

Number one. Watch 25 porn films.

Number seven. Test vibrators.

Number six. Sex seminar.

Number three. Read cliterature.

Number two. Go to a sex store.

Of a non sexual nature during intercourse.

Of birth control?

Of course you remember me.

Of what?

Of you and the posse of Harvard boys.

Oh

Oh boy, this is happening.

Oh god, I'm so...

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh gosh.

Oh hey.

Oh my god, are you serious?

Oh my god, did she really just say that?

Oh my god, he's a regular.

Oh my god, I might

Oh my god, you called and asked for yourself.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. It's him.

Oh my oh my god.

Oh my oh my... that is a lot of vagina.

Oh my, well go!

Oh yeah, get that banana.

Oh yeah, um, good question.

Oh yeah?

Oh, a hot air balloon.

Oh, but you're giving booms to yourself sometime,

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, dear me.

Oh, Grant, you gotta go check out the ballroom, man.

Oh, hit oh wow, you are tense.

Oh, honey.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I know what these are.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

Oh, is this funny to you?

Oh, it's a little cold in here.

Oh, Jeff.

Oh, let's get you moving.

Oh, Nessa, I'm so sorry.

Oh, nice, Luce.

Oh, no, he's not my boyfriend.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, that's actually my friend Grant.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, of course you get to be Demi Moore.

Oh, oh.

Oh, ok. I see.

Oh, old is why you are only having sex with four people?

Oh, one does not count.

Oh, or is that how she dresses all the time?

Oh, or is that how she dresses all the time?

Oh, Paul, your ass.

Oh, really?

Oh, right.

Oh, see, that's bullshit.

Oh, seeing my dad.

Oh, she's gonna remember this day, isn't she?

Oh, so meaning it's over in five minutes

Oh, thank god.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that one looks promising.

Oh, that's a nice dress.

Oh, the buzz buzz, not the rest of it.

Oh, there he is.

Oh, this is not funny.

Oh, trust me, I I have plenty of experience.

Oh, uh, will Dr. Becker be out soon?

Oh, very well, thank you.

Oh, well, I'm Nessa.

Oh, what was that?

Oh, what was that?

Oh, yeah, I was just a groomsman.

Oh, yeah. You guys were great.

Oh, you know, like a chant.

Oh, you need a lot of that?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh... um, my friend has this farm and there's this rooster.

Ok, alright.

Ok, answer it or I will.

Ok, easy.

Ok, I need to level with you.

Ok, I'm leaving.

Ok, if I promise to take the tickets

Ok, let me paint a picture for you.

Ok, look.

Ok, look.

Ok, now.

Ok, ok. Let's go.

Ok, refill.

Ok, sexy thoughts.

Ok, so five weeks until my audition for the Philharmonic

Ok, so sorry.

Ok, so we're absolutely doing it.

Ok, Stan.

Ok, uh, geez.

Ok, we're gonna have to risk it.

Ok, well now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of things

Ok?

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok. Good.

Ok. Ok.

On her thigh and pulls it up to his chin.

On my lips.

On the dance floor...

On what?

Once again, she was so not right about anything she said.

Once I make partner I probably won't need it.

Once they hit 30 it's a ski slope.

One in which I happen to believe in.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Only like in his newer movies, with silver hair.

Only people who live there.

Ooh, that's strong.

Or even worse, assigned to awful jobs.

Or it could be the start of something good that doesn't end.

Or maybe a pogo stick.

Or people who know people, like my boyfriend does.

Or that you didn't get the job?

Or too hot.

Or would I?

Or you chant the waltz, too?

Our committee loved your audition but ultimately

Ow, Jesus. Come on.

Paul Goodwin works at my firm.

Paul showed me the picture you texted him

Paul, he's doing the panel thing.

People use these for meditating.

People who you know?

People.

Pfff.

Play.

Please help me welcome Madam Swarovska,

Please tell me you've got better than that.

Please, girl.

Please.

Please.

Pornophobic.

Pornophobic.

Pretend it's not there.

Pretend like you don't know me.

Priscilla has them, too!

Proficiency in sex is a must.

Prove what? To who?

Providing a service.

Quick question for you.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Rehearsing some porn!

Revealing book love is a very personal thing.

Right after we broke up.

Right here.

Right this way, please.

Right, Paul?

Right?

Right?

Right.

Right.

Rolls and moves with you to give you

Running for her life, Michele grabs Faylene's wrist

Sad, for short.

SADD.

Salt shaker is done.

Say it, already.

Say no more.

Say something racy.

Science was nothing like this where I went to school.

See?

Seeing what colours surround her.

Seizing the moment,

Sex to do list.

Sex toy party.

Sex with the same person in the same order for 27 years.

Sexpressions of Lust?

Sexually communicating ever again?

She called me for research.

She died in the house she inherited from her grandmother

She is totally thinking about her shopping list.

She said "horn".

She said I rocked your world when we barely even know

She said research.

She sees... um, you don't orgasm.

She suffers.

She was a model, yes, but super, no.

She was crazy wrong.

She's a sex expert.

She's crazy.

She's just always waiting for the other ball to drop.

She's sleeping on Captain America sheets.

She's trying to take my money!

Shh!

Shh.

Shit, did I just say that out loud?

Shit, I'm doing them right now.

Shit.

Should I be worried?

Shouldn't you be at the bachelor party with Paul?

Since I can't even seem to get a guy past the front porch.

Since when are you a porn person?

So fancy meeting you here.

So he can, like, get girls.

So his dad co chairs this annual insurance commissioner's dinner

So I can make a meaningful snap judgement about you

So I figured I might as well just watch my 25 films.

So I watch porn. Big fucking deal.

So I'm not sure we come out on the right side of this.

So it's a win win.

So it's just a collection of highly skilled workers

So it's Lucy, is it?

So just embarrassing me

So look around, don't be shy.

So Madame Swarovska can read you.

So quick question.

So sorry!

So that was an accident.

So that's just a more honest side of the exact same coin,

So the audition went great.

So um, you're working on a Saturday?

So you call me up out of the blue to ask me

So you can imagine what it cost.

So you can report back?

So you can use it on yourself?!

So, really it's about being strong enough

So, with the exception of the H bomb incident,

So... so you need to decide.

Sold.

Some of us more than others.

Someone who can do the pull and pray method

Something just hit my foot.

Sometimes.

Sorry I haven't called all week.

Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.

Sorry, just um... looking for...

Sorry, Mr. Bach.

Sorry, my mistake.

Sorry, Nessa just stubbed her toe.

Sorry, no.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sounds lovely. Thank you.

Stan and I are doing it like high school kids on prom night.

Stan got me diamonds.

Stop, ok?

Stop!

Stop?

Stupid.

Stupid.

Supremely empowered I insisted on planning the date.

Sure.

Sure.

Surely you mean old enough.

Sweet Jesus.

Take a seat.

Talk about no taste.

Tating.

Tell me that you masturbate, at least.

Tensing up!

Testing video games!

Thank you guys so much.

Thank you so much for doing this.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, sweetie.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for doing this.

Thanks.

That actually feels good.

That can't be put on a list.

That can't be right.

That could not have been the plan.

That I miss something about you?

That I've seen on HBO.

That is a vixen.

That is corny.

That is Dr. Becker.

That is not true.

That is, they think about when men intercourse

That just me being close to you I get like all... I don't know.

That kind of sex.

That make my ass look like a sorority girl's?

That one.

That she was only able to fill with unfinished lists,

That was brilliant.

That was what I forgot at the store.

That you got hung up at a job interview.

That you should make this out to.

That you're late for your bachelor party.

That your legs are pretty occupied while you play.

That.

That's a valid point.

That's awesome.

That's because it's right here.

That's because you're pornophobic.

That's brilliant.

That's cool.

That's for me to know and for you to wonder.

That's funny.

That's good.

That's good.

That's it.

That's nice.

That's not cool.

That's not even a word.

That's ok.

That's something, huh?

That's what you consider an essential item?

That's why it's my stock first date question.

That's wonderful!

The best man?

The big booms.

The bridal party's twerkin'.

The bride's about to start trotting up.

The cards say no.

The cards say no.

The commemoration of an unshakable bond.

The crotch magic, you know?

The devil's card in reverse is representing

The face of the earth?

The fact that you applied to be a prostitute

The force is strong with you.

The girl's family is loaded.

The Hams?

The interesting one?

The leader of our quartet.

The perfect pants for you two.

The price was right.

The psychic didn't say anything positive?

The question would be who,

The rest of their life, anyway?

The rolling thunder.

The show is about to start.

The two ones must waltz so this one one must play.

Then perhaps poor Luce is destined to end up

There are three more.

There it is.

There you go.

There.

There's a bird?

There's only a few songs left so get out on the dance floor.

There's your bow.

They put it out there, guys pay for it, and girls,

They say things like...

They'd be lucky to have you.

They're not gonna call it that.

They're performers and you're talking over them.

They're probably all diseased.

This friendship will never be the same.

This guy is going to give you the big booms!

This guy over here.

This has been fun and thank you for whatever this is

This is a good time to go.

This is about my boyfriend leaving

This is great.

This is not about me, alright?

This is purely a research project.

This is really lucky.

This is the Dr. Becker show?

This is the most interesting date I have ever gone on

This is your Nissan Leaf, this is your Mercedes C Class,

This tastes like crap!

This type of thing.

This'll be so much better.

Those are for Kegel exercises.

Thought I'd come looking for you.

Three.

Throbbing is what happens to your finger

Throw that in for good measure.

Time when this one over here,

To draw a parallel between what I do and this.

To its final destination.

To make one one out of two ones.

To myself.

To practise one day, so...

To reconfigure the office space.

To sexual enlightenment.

To that end I have an opportunity coming up

To the Dr. Becker taping on Saturday night.

To walk around speaking slang is to be ignorant to one's self.

Today we gather here to remember Lucy Neal,

Tomorrow, why?

Tonight's guest is both a true pleasure to have

Totally get it.

Troublemaker.

Truly.

Turn it down!

Turn it down!

Ugh, Phil's penthouse is just so gorge.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Uh uh.

Uh uh. No. Gross.

Uh, but, sex with me.

Uh, I do.

Uh, I don't know, but you did make it a point to tell him

Uh, I gotta ask you.

Uh, I'm actually an architect.

Uh, it's amazing you have the time

Uh, let's do the books.

Uh, listen.

Uh, Lu...

Uh, Luce, I don't think you put erection cream on your lips.

Uh, Lucy.

Uh, me shush?

Uh, no.

Uh, nothing.

Uh, you are a...

Uh... I can't do this.

Uh... like A through F, right?

Uh... so, how are the how's your lists coming?

Uh... what what point is that?

Um, for losers.

Um, how do I spell that?

Um, I see someone that I...

Um, I was just gonna...

Um, sorry.

Um, there is a designer on the panel

Um, whatever happened to that list you had?

Um, why are you guys here, again?

Um, yeah.

Um... I'm a violinist?

Um... I'm not pregnant.

Um... it was fine.

Unity.

Until you figure yourself out as a one.

Up next we've got...

Us.

Use "hot, throbbing cock" convincingly in a sentence.

Useless!

Using it could desensitize you to men forever.

Vibrators are necessary, my dear.

VIP seats.

Wait

Wait a second, when are you leaving?

Wait a second.

Wait until you see the wedding gift I got for you.

Wait, does this mean you have porn?

Wait, no, we're not done.

Wait, really?

Wait, she's a Magna Cum Laude Yale PhD?

Wait, what?

Wait, what's he doing with his hand?

Wait, why do you look so good?

Wait, why'd you stop?

Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait. Stop.

Was doing in a place like this.

Was it the seminar?

We don't service single women here.

We got a gig out of nowhere, and you got Burt.

We got the dildos, we got the vibrators,

We got the dildos, we got the vibrators,

We have chocolate, mimosas, tissues, sympathy.

We like the same books.

We met at a film festival, for god's sake!

We should get a ceiling fan.

We'll be in touch.

We're doing number two and the train is leaving in one minute.

We're done.

We're going out on Saturday.

We're going to get married now.

We're going to the women's section.

We're here to get her some, if you know what I mean.

Weird.

Welcome to karaoke night at the Blue Saloon.

Welcome to the Pleasure Palace Party.

Welcome.

Well done.

Well done.

Well then why don't you come down

Well uh, thank you again for a uh, revealing night.

Well uh, thank you again for a uh, revealing night.

Well, as an artist, I do not require financial documentation.

Well, come on up here, Lulu bell,

Well, great, let's get in there.

Well, here's to me.

Well, how do you expect to survive all that

Well, I applied to be one of the girls.

Well, I didn't get the job, obviously.

Well, I mean, are you sure you don't wanna come along?

Well, I'll never look at a banana the same way again.

Well, I'm a guy, so since always.

Well, I'm not gonna compete with all of that.

Well, if it means anything,

Well, if she cancels she still has to pay us, right?

Well, if you're interested, Stan got us two tickets

Well, it did take us about a year to complete

Well, it would be better than "wheat free waffles".

Well, it's

Well, lucky for me neutrals are in for fall.

Well, none of them do at first.

Well, someone put your name in there.

Well, that could just mean she thinks you'll get a cat.

Well, that is a... sentence that's just never gonna happen.

Well, until you find yourself one day dressing up for the guy

Well, we can't do much about that.

Well, we're not doing that.

Well, what are your plans?

Well, what I can't believe is that we're actually doing this.

Well, what is your type these days?

Well, yeah.

Well, you can't be useful in a two

Well, you like them in the wrong order.

Well, you've still got one more thing on your list.

Well... actually, I don't sing.

Well... but you have Stanley.

What about prostitutes?

What about the best man?

What am I doing?

What can I say?

What could go wrong?

What could she have to learn?

What dialect is that?

What do you do, then?

What do you mean, you're wearing it now?

What do you think about oyster shooters?

What happened to your boyfriend?

What how you call it?

What I can't believe is that you are attempting

What I'm talking about is that.

What idea might that be?

What is scary about me?

What is that?

What is with you today?

What is?

What the hell's in this drink?

What they are do.

What was that?

What was what?

What were you thinking?

What were you thinking?

What, because I'm on the floor?

What, I'm not enough?

What, Jeff?

What, so you

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No. Go.

What're you doing here?

What're you doing here?

What're you doing here?

What're you doing?

What're you doing?

What're you talking about?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's a sexual psychic?

What's scary?

What've you got to lose?

Whatever.

Wheat free waffles!

When I tell the story later,

When I walk my legs just sort of rub together

When men start declining sexually by the age of 18.

When Sharon left me for Jennifer...

When women are finally standing up to men

When you slam it in the car door.

Where are you going?

Where are you?

Where did you get those jeans?

Where did you get those jeans?

Where have you been?

Where is my cord?

Where were we?

Whew.

Which do you think is going to be better?

Which I don't actually live.

Which involves frequent mental wanderings

Which is definitely not Harvard.

Which is...?

Which suddenly turns into spontaneous, unbridled sex.

Who can I make it out to?

Who cooks, loves musicals, and has a PhD...

Who died alone from pornophobia.

Who is, I'm sure, a sexual wonder.

Who knew strings could accompany threesome type sex so well?

Who knows?

Who says that?

Who sprays for bugs.

Who use sex as a tool of oppression, you're

Who works here?

Who would ask for hot, throbbing anything?

Why are you giving my dude such a hard

Why are you waiting for him to call?

Why aren't you thrilled about the best man?

Why didn't you call?

Why don't you call him?

Why don't you just admit that you're not into sex?

Why don't you just go inside and do the deed and report back?

Why don't you keep the change?

Why me?

Why no.

Why would anyone do that?

Why would he want you to be there at the wedding?

Why, yes he does.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Will he be there?

Will it be, though?

Will you please forgive me?

Will you please just go in there and do the deed

Willing.

With a litter of cats.

With all the violin playing and the chanting.

With Steve Carell.

With such a propensity for crouching.

With the hottest dance moves.

With the pooping horse?

With women that it's all about the guy.

With your teeth.

Without being distracted

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!

Woah, woah, woah.

Woah!

Woah.

Woah.

Women don't usually find me funny.

Woo!

Woo!

Woohoo!

Woooo!

World renowned researcher who went to Yale.

World renowned sexual psychic.

Would you like to

Wouldn't want you getting the wrong idea.

Wow, you really have turned over a new leaf.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Called my bluff.

Wrong!

Wrong!

Wrong!!

Yeah, after the porn thing

Yeah, because he has actual things to say.

Yeah, but is that true?

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, honestly I can't help it.

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I don't think smacking it

Yeah, I thought your lips looked a little...

Yeah, I vaguely remember him mentioning something like that.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one over the age of two

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it was just a joke about the sheets.

Yeah, it's great.

Yeah, it's legitimizing.

Yeah, just sort of...

Yeah, no, I don't.

Yeah, no, this wedding is awesome.

Yeah, see, I don't think so.

Yeah, she's a big fan.

Yeah, we're adding a French horn to the group.

Yeah, well I don't know you worse!

Yeah, well, maybe if you dressed up your hand like a redhead

Yeah, well, they're comfortable!

Yeah, when is upright yes, but for you is reverse.

Yeah, you seem a bit out of breath.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. At the same time, count of three?

Yeah. Hi, welcome.

Yeah. It means unity in that they're now one.

Yeah. It's definitely not gonna work.

Yeah... I don't think you are.

Year after year?

Yep.

Yes, but also lack of experience.

Yes, but there's something we need to do first.

Yes, especially because it was Grant who referred us

Yes, good point.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I would love to.

Yes, the grey one is in deep struggle with the sex.

Yes, yes I am.

Yes, yes, give it to me good!

Yes, yes, give it to me good.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Whatever it is.

Yet.

You all ready for the wedding?

You alright, love?

You are talking sensuality to me as you are sitting there

You are very old when you are first having sex.

You are?

You are?!

You can always be the entertainment package.

You can just

You could do 'em in the car.

You did.

You didn't even take off your pyjamas!

You do chocolates, I'm on cocktails.

You do?

You do?

You don't date actual adults.

You got a chant for this sort of thing?

You gotta be kidding me.

You gotta go equipped.

You guys need to meet him.

You had a nice conversation with a handsome man,

You honestly want me to yell out,

You just gotta get out of there.

You keep that going, ok?

You know those jeans

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? I want some more wine.

You know, after one week of being broken up with Jeff

You know, how uptight you are,

You know, I didn't think there were limits to our friendship.

You know, I was wondering what a nice girl like you

You know, this is how some people express themselves?

You know, this is not what I expected.

You know, we can go like five minutes ago.

You know?

You left because you thought I was pregnant?

You like that?

You look stunning and beautiful.

You need to have sex.

You no, you're...

You ok?

You put it on your lips?

You really ought to see his place in the Hamptons.

You really should ask Paul what his story is because

You see, this you, us being friends, this rocks.

You snorted.

You take two of those, you stick 'em up your lady,

You thought that and you still wanted to be with me.

You want me to get the doctor?

You want me to stop?

You want my number?

You want to be a working girl.

You wanted the horse, ok?

You work in the garage, alright?

You worry too much.

You're amazing.

You're at a ten.

You're hilarious.

You're just afraid to get back on the horse.

You're kidding.

You're late.

You're losing it.

You're never gonna believe this.

You're never late.

You're not emotional.

You're not having the big booms?

You're not?

You're pornophobic!

You're pornophobic.

You're right.

You're safe.

You're seeing someone.

You're so... good to me.

You're tardy.

You're using the H bomb on the best man?

Your enthusiasm is really un relatable.

Your hot, throbbing...

Your last girlfriend must have been a supermodel.

Your lips look beautifully deflated this evening.

Your wife didn't send me here to spy on you,

50 Shades?

Hey. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

'Cause I didn't bring it.

'Cause I'm... I'm also seeing someone else, too.

'Cause you're already a genius.

"Everything That Rises Must Converge",

"Hey"? The man of your dreams calls and you say "hey"?

"hot, throbbing cock" convincingly in a sentence.

"I have a boyfriend"

"The Story of Your Life"

"this place owns the skyline".

"Yes, yes, give it to me good"?

♪ ...Dallas. ♪

♪ And I am fallin' fallin' fallin' for you so I, ♪

♪ And it is clear, ♪

♪ Hello my lovely baby, I want you near, ♪

♪ I don't wanna get cold, ♪

♪ I feel I'm getting cold, ♪

♪ I feel my heart in my soul, ♪

♪ I feel my heart's getting cold, ♪

♪ I need you more and more, don't I? ♪

♪ I see you walking through my door, ♪

♪ I want you more and more in my life, ♪

♪ Now, warm me up, ♪

♪ Realize I that I am old and, ♪

♪ right in front of me ♪

♪ So hey, come on in, ♪

♪ Suddenly as it seems as the future's ♪

♪ Suddenly it seems everyone has left me, ♪

♪ Wake me up baby, ♪

♪ Wake me up in my soul, ♪

♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪

♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪

♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪

♪ warm me up, warm me up, ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, ♪