The Princess Switch: Switched Again Edit

A baking contest, over a spilt cup of coffee.

A dozen Christmas cookies, please!

A flood? In June?

A helicopter husband.

A palace can feel quite cozy when you share it with people you love.

A stroll a day keeps the bad weather away.

About Duchess Margaret and Prince William!

About what?

About what?

About, well, his feelings for me?

Actually, you're not keeping me at all.

After 25 years of loyal service, Lady Margaret has…

After the concert what happened?

Again?

Ah, yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Airport, please.

All I did was hand out some ribbons.

All it takes is a close look at your hand.

All right, Fi Fi! There's no reason to get testy.

All right, I'll go.

All right, then. Come on, gently does it.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Finishing touches. Rings.

All right. If you'll excuse me.

All right…

All this I have promised

All ticketed passengers should proceed immediately to Gate 58.

All we needed was a little time together.

All you have to do is sit and wave to people.

All you have to do is smile and shake some hands.

Along with supervised community service for many, many years.

An abridged version would be fine.

Analyzing the impact of tariffs on the trade deficit.

And afterwards, you'll meet with the Chancellor of the Exchequer

And are you two a thing?

And do everything right that…

And every time we try, we never get a chance to finish our conversation.

And here she is now.

And here to announce the winner is head judge and past champion,

And his mistletoe masterpiece.

And how am I supposed to do that?

And I can assure you the woman upstairs in my suite is not Princess Stacy,

And I can't be the wife and mother you both deserve.

And I can't spend my life wishing things had turned out differently.

And I certainly am not moving up my coronation.

And I owe it all to you, you darling girl.

And I promise I will never hover like a helicopter again.

And I used to know it too,

And I'll be there as well.

And I'm certain a very good one,

And if Lady Margaret upstairs isn't Stacy,

And is it really true they traded places?

And it clearly states that a representative of the civil government

And make an incredibly generous donation to a fictitious charity

And Margaret is now in line for the throne,

And maybe one day our very own little prince or princess.

And maybe someday teach you how to make a hot chocolate.

And no one's gonna notice the little extra junk in the trunk.

And now he works for you?

And she's moved the coronation up to tonight

And that's why you're not the brains.

And then we jet off to Capri for the New Year's,

And then we switch back.

And they met where, at some silly little contest?

And this is Lady Margaret,

And this?

And to do that,

And to protect her against enemies without and within?

And transfer a small fortune to an unnumbered bank account in the Caymans.

And underneath all that peroxide, there is a striking resemblance.

And very handsome.

And what she's gonna be doing for the next few days.

And what's that?

And where's your princess bride?

And will you be wearing your nana's tinsel sweater to the ball this evening?

And you and my dad can spend some quality time together.

And you are?

And you as my loyal subject must do precisely what I tell you to do.

And you don't want to be under the weather when the weather's bad…

And you probably remember that Margaret fell in love with my best friend Kevin.

And you running the royal charities and your bake shop, there…

And you want to get serious with Antonio,

And?

Announce me.

Another cat?

Antonio, it's me.

Antonio, tell them.

Antonio!

Antonio's all that.

Anything that might make you think she's having second thoughts about us?

Anyways, don't mind me. I'm just gonna…

Apparently.

Are you going somewhere?

Are you kidding? You committed treason!

Are you ready?

Are you really sure you're the one she should turn to?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure she wasn't pranking you?

Aren't the orphans at St. Michael's?

Aren't you the least bit concerned about Edward?

Aren't you…

Arrest him and take him to the dungeon.

As friends?

As friends.

As long as there are no speeches.

As long as you're all right, that's all that matters.

As soon as you write a check to me for my services,

At least that's what my nana used to say.

At the double, sir.

Be right back.

Be spontaneous.

Because because she said she was going to take me Christmas shopping

Because he told me he had the same problem.

Because I can't sleep when I'm worried.

Because I know you.

Because I think there is.

Because if you do,

Because it would be empty without you.

Because nothing is more important to me than her happiness.

Before you went to school in the States.

Besides talking about Lady Margaret.

Besides, I mean, she's moved on. I've moved on.

Between us, the correct answer is "naughty."

Bingo.

Brilliant.

But apparently we did.

But are we proceeding with the coronation?

But barging in here and going on about how you're planning to cheat on Edward.

But Fiona is headed to the cathedral.

But first I've got some dinner plans to cancel.

But he's very dear.

But here it is.

But I could never be half of what you are.

But I daresay that most of what I do is to keep busy while she's otherwise occupied.

But I didn't want to go through with it. That freak Antonio made me do it.

But I fully intend to spend as much time as possible with my favorite little cuzzy.

But I have an idea.

But I have to learn to do this on my own.

But I thought you could use a little guidance.

But I wasn't Margaret because Margaret and I switched places.

But I'm going to be at St. Michael's on Christmas Day.

But is she really related to you?

But it isn't right.

But it seems the woman you're about to crown

But it's completely mad how much your wife looks like my Maggie Moo!

But it's not so straightforward, is it?

But it's time to let go.

But it's who I am now.

But lately I've been wishing we could be something more.

But maybe all we're meant to be is a happy memory.

But maybe he's right.

But no worries, it happens. Not to me, but it happens.

But now she can't.

But the fact is I've never been more ready for anything in my life.

But the truth is I don't want to give it up.

But the world is not mine to give.

But then switched places with Margaret, the Duchess of Montenaro,

But there's nothing in canon or civil law

But Tony's been a huge help to me.

But we better get going before all the good stuff's gone.

But we've known each other since university.

But what you don't know, is that since all of that happened,

But what?

But you can't do that because you're too busy.

But you know things didn't work out between us

But, if Betty Crocker from Belgravia could pull the switch,

But, Maggie Moo, it's Christmas and I'm your cuzzy.

But, uh…

But… are you truly a consort for a queen?

But… I want you to have it now.

But… there's an urgent matter requiring your immediate attention.

But… Unless you want to go to Chicago without me…

By the way, your accent is much better.

Bye!

Call you from the road.

Can I borrow some hairspray?

Can we see your palace?

Can you tell Maggie I've got something for her orphans?

Christmas in Montenaro sounds absolutely enchanting.

Christmas is about giving...

Come here!

Come here.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on.

Come on.

Come to Mommy.

Comfortable.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Could it be that you're holding her back?

Cousin Mags ain't gonna go along with any of this.

Cozy.

Cutest couple ever, right?

Darling!

Dear me, it's empty.

Dear… [text keys clicking]

Dearest Kevin, I wish I could promise you the world,

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight

Deep down, we both know it.

Did I really have to talk you into switching places?

Did Kevin say anything?

Did you always attend cabinet meetings with the king?

Did you confirm my meeting with the Treasury Secretary?

Did you know Kevin was shopping for a ring?

Did you talk this over with Kevin?

Did you talk this over with Margaret?

Did you tell Edward about this?

Did…

Didn't I get you that scarf last Christmas?

Dinner with Kevin?

Do I really need to explain?

Do you really think I… hover?

Do you really think now is the time?

Do you really think we could pull it off?

Do you, Kevin, take Margaret to be your lawful wedded wife?

Do you, Margaret, take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband?

Does that mean you'll do it?

Does…

Doesn't give the other person room to breathe.

Dolce & Gabbana. My car, now.

Don't be silly.

Don't be silly.

Don't do that.

Don't make this harder than it is.

Don't worry, sir.

Don't you dare!

Don't you get it?

Don't you remember me?

Don't you see?

Don't you think he's trying just a little too hard?

Double chin! That's a delete.

Edward.

Especially to the children.

Even better than last time.

Ever.

Everyone, give it up for Zach Brachmann from Munich, Germany

Everyone, this is my cousin Fiona Pembroke.

Everything include that friend of yours?

Everything okay?

Everything will be all right, Edward.

Everything's gonna be all right. I guarantee it.

Excuse you!

Excuse you.

Explain to me how this is going to pay for a summer in Capri.

Figured what out?

Fiona kidnapped me and took Margaret's place.

Fiona kidnapped me thinking I was Margaret,

Fiona, I'm so… elated you could make it.

Fiona, it's over.

Fiona's always been a free spirit.

For both of us.

For my dad's present while he's at the concert,

For the orphans.

For the past six months, so I can serve them to the best of my ability.

Forgive me. This is Antonio Rossi, my Chief of Staff.

Frank, get the car.

Frank.

From where Mr. De Luca will drive you to meet Mr. Richards.

Funny…

Get in the car.

Give us a minute.

Give us another chance.

Growing up with parents who despised me.

Guards, arrest this woman at once for treason.

Guessing there isn't much of it left.

Happily ever after is never easy.

Has anyone ever told you you were born to wear a tuxedo?

Has she said anything to you?

Have given us creativity, excellence and artistry.

Have you been naughty or nice?

Have you prepared your vows?

Have you really considered what's best for her?

Have you two done the switch thing since you tied the knot with his Royal Hotness?

He hasn't gone on a date since the breakup with you know who.

He is your husband after all.

He mentioned an Octavia.

He served the late king for the last three years.

He turned down the invitation to the coronation.

He would have found me out, so I had to send him packing.

He'll be here at 10:00 tomorrow morning.

He's a nice guy.

He's meeting me in London on our way to Montenaro.

Hell yeah.

Hello, can anyone hear me?

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? You're going to be queen.

Her Royal Highness, Lady Margaret Delacourt.

Her subjects adore her.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Hey, um...

Hey, what's up, kiddo?

Hey! Call the cat sitter.

Hey. Do what you have to.

His daughter Olivia, Princess Stacy and Prince Edward of Belgravia.

His daughter?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Good point.

Hmm. I do love a good reception.

Hold on!

Honestly, I was thinking of canceling the festivities…

How about you go and wipe down one of those tables over there?

How could you ever hold me back?

How dare you question me!

How do you know?

How long are you in town for?

How was the Treasury meeting?

How?

How… generous.

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. What's she so busy with?

I absolutely do.

I already told you, you don't need to apologize.

I always have and I always will.

I am in charge

I am terribly sorry, Your Grace.

I behaved abominably. I'm sorry.

I bet that felt good.

I better get them to Frank. He's coordinating everything.

I can tell the relationship was very meaningful.

I can't be the looks and brains of this operation.

I can't give it up.

I can't imagine my life without you.

I can't imagine my life without you.

I command you to stop these proceedings at once.

I crown you Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt, Queen of Montenaro.

I did.

I didn't want to say anything, but…

I do love spontaneous.

I do, don't I?

I don't know if we ever will.

I don't know.

I don't suppose you have a ring.

I don't want to keep Kevin waiting.

I figured it out.

I forgot about what's important.

I forgot to pack it.

I got it.

I got your message. You wanted to see me?

I grew up with her. She doesn't wave all the time.

I had the most enchanting time of my life.

I hate to bother you… again.

I hate to interrupt the smooch fest, but…

I have a business to run. Remember?

I have a great idea.

I have a meeting with the Treasury tomorrow morning.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

I have absolutely no idea, sir.

I have been training for the past six months.

I have lots of friends.

I have something for you.

I haven't quite settled in yet.

I honestly don't understand the urgency.

I hope I'm not interrupting.

I hope it's okay that we're here…

I hope the Christmas concert wasn't too much trouble.

I insist you take your leave at once.

I intend to spend Christmas with those poor, poor orphans at St. Matthew's.

I just don't want to hold you back.

I just got carried away this time.

I just want you to know I'm here for you, whatever you need,

I knew if I didn't do this now, I'd lose my nerve.

I know how much you care about Margaret,

I know our first two years together have been kind of crazy.

I know that this whole royal affair isn't what you want.

I know the two of you were involved for a time and…

I know what I want.

I know when, I know how...

I know, I'm kind of early but…

I know, which is why we're adopting another cat for Christmas.

I know.

I know. It's just…

I like her smile.

I love a good concert.

I love it.

I love its people and I've learned everything I can about them

I love Montenaro.

I love the people.

I love this country.

I love you too.

I love you, Margaret.

I mean, I can see the family resemblance.

I mean, me, through the reception and then it's back to the palace.

I mean, the breakup must have been incredibly hard for both of them.

I must say you are the most beautiful monarch in the history of Montenaro.

I need to apologize if I've hovered too much,

I need your advice about Stacy.

I needed time with Kevin and Stacy was only trying to help.

I now pronounce you man and wife. Now I am out of here!

I only said that because you said that.

I owe you an apology, Moo.

I promise to walk by your side forever…

I promise you I will never make you feel like I'm too busy for you ever again.

I promise.

I really don't know what to think.

I see.

I should check on her.

I spoke to the Prime Minister an hour ago.

I still don't understand what happened.

I suppose I could ask the judge for a reduced sentence.

I suppose I could give it a whirl.

I suppose it could work.

I suppose they did.

I think I know.

I think there's a very big reason.

I think we can wing it.

I think you better go.

I thought I was the looks!

I thought the orphans were at St. Matthew's.

I thought there was something urgent.

I thought we should get a jump on things over a cup of tea.

I thought we were going to live the simple life.

I thought you and Antonio weren't a thing.

I thought you don't do hairspray.

I told you [gasps]

I understand exactly how you feel, Your Eminence,

I wanted so badly to be the perfect princess

I was afraid you'd be too busy to manage it.

I was emotional. I wasn't thinking.

I was going to give it to you at Christmas,

I was going to play Twister with Edward and Stacy.

I was heartbroken when you said you just wanted to be friends.

I was honestly terrified we wouldn't be able to pull it off again,

I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd check on my business partner.

I was just on my way to the kitchen to do some Christmas baking.

I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow morning.

I will perform as champion of my beloved country and her people.

I would never fire you, Mrs. Donatelli,

I would…

I wouldn't have to do it for long, just long enough to get crowned queen

I, Margaret Clara Karen

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

I, Margaret Katherine Claire…

I'd been informed that she'd already left. So I took a separate car.

I'd like that very much.

I'd like to deliver it in person.

I'll arrange for your discreet departure.

I'll deal with Fiona.

I'll escort you to the service entrance

I'll make sure the coronation happens tonight.

I'll tell him.

I'm afraid it isn't.

I'm afraid now isn't the time, I

I'm certain she doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but, uh…

I'm color blind. Driver!

I'm gonna need to know exactly where she's gonna be

I'm guessing he's on his way to the airport with that small person.

I'm guessing they're at her father's old estate.

I'm guessing you remember I married Prince Edward,

I'm guessing you're after money.

I'm honestly worried that somehow I've let her down.

I'm just bringing a few extra things for the for the mantle.

I'm just sorry I didn't get to see the whole ceremony.

I'm listening.

I'm not coming back…

I'm not feeling it.

I'm not speaking with an accent. I'm Margaret.

I'm not sure you're being fair to Lady Margaret.

I'm not.

I'm Princess Stacy Juliette De Novo Wyndham of Belgravia.

I'm rather confused about everything.

I'm really happy you decided to be a part of all this.

I'm so sorry about canceling yesterday.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.  I should have told you everything.

I'm so tired of this!

I'm Stacy, that baker from Chicago,

I'm sure they'll hold your flight for a royal wedding.

I'm very confused.

I've already sent the RSVP.

I've been looking everywhere for you.

I've been pretty busy, but take it from me,

I've been thinking, and, um…

I've heard that our first queen, Judith the Brave, rivaled Helen of Troy.

I've known Antonio forever.

I've listened long enough.

I've never been happier in my life.

I've never been more serious in my life.

I've promised the orphans.

I've spent the last several months

If I get you to the ladies' room quickly, I can get that out for you.

If it wouldn't be too much of a bother, we'd like to be married.

If Margaret's in…

If no one's supposed to know, why are you telling me now?

If that's the way she felt, she'd tell me.

If the two of you haven't switched back

If you ask me, this place is in need of some serious Christmas cheer.

If you know for sure that it's over with Kevin

If you were really Lady Margaret.

If you're tired, Mindy, then come up with something better.

If your cousin's there, then who've we got in the basement?

In a country that doesn't have an extradition policy.

In accordance with law and custom,

In fact, it's rather fortuitous I ran into you.

Indeed she does.

Indeed she has.

Inheriting the throne is huge.

Is actually Lady Margaret's cousin.

Is anyone there?

Is it?

Is love really supposed to take so much effort?

Is my world

Is now ready for boarding at Gate 58.

Is that all of it?

Is this true?

Is Your Majesty willing and able

Is Your Majesty willing and able to take the sacred oath

Isn't there a Christmas Ball coming up?

It can't be. No. It can't. It can't.

It does.

It doesn't seem right.

It feels like ages since I saw you.

It kind of never made it to the mailbox.

It means spooky.

It really can't wait.

It seems as if she's always got something to do or somewhere to be.

It still amazes me.

It was risky the last time and you're the one who thought of it.

It was, but the bridge got washed away six months ago.

It wasn't Margaret who told you to leave. It was Fiona.

It would mean so much to everyone if you attended,

It's a world tour of orphans.

It's all good.

It's all right.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's become more than just a duty for me.

It's best for both of us if we end this now.

It's Christmas Eve!

It's double ply!

It's late.

It's less than an hour away from here.

It's more of an explanation than an apology.

It's not.

It's probably better if we don't wake her up.

It's such a relief to hear you say that.

It's terribly risky.

It's time for me to return the favor.

It's who I am now.

It's you and me.

Jolly good! Back in a jiff.

Just a brief reception after and…

Just cut to the chase.

Just promise me…

Just stay here till I come and get you.

Just stop talking.

Keep the change, man.

Kevin and I haven't even begun to talk about what went wrong between us,

Kevin is the most wonderful man in the world.

Kevin Richards.

Kevin, go to the coronation as her friend.

Kevin, please don't leave. I can explain everything.

Kevin!

Kevin.

Kevin…

King Dennis died

Ladies and gentlemen,

Lady Margaret?

Lady Margaret's very confused right now.

Leave me.

Let me guess, you're what's best for her?

Let me see if I follow this, so…

Let's check the refrigerator.

Let's deck these halls.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's show them how it's done.

Like it or not, I have a country to run.

Like tinsel.

Liv…

Liv…

Long live the Queen!

Long live the Queen.

Look at you! Oh!

Look, I know it in my heart.

Look, I know you care deeply for her, Mr. Richards, but…

Look, if you'll only just listen to me

Look, it'll only be for a few hours.

Look, it'll only be for a few hours.

Looks like we made it on time.

Maggie! Maggie Moo! It's your cuzzy!

Margaret

Margaret Delacourt, is it really you?

Margaret Delacourt, the future queen. Yes.

Margaret Katherine Claire.

Margaret needs us to be there for her, all of us.

Margaret never expected to be queen.

Margaret, I'd be lying…

Margaret, she's lying.

Margaret, this isn't like you.

Margaret…

Margaret…

Marry me?

Maybe before we leave, you should get, like, a haircut and a real pair of pants.

Maybe I overstepped.

Maybe it's time for a second chance?

Maybe the spontaneous thing to do is

Maybe we could be good for each other.

Maybe…

Me too.

Me too.

Me?

Me?

Me? Your Highnesty.

Meow!

Minions, I need more champagne.

Mm hmm. And it's a good thing that these are registered weapons.

Mrs. Donatelli, you look amazing.

Mrs. Donatelli! You're just the person I'm looking for!

Mrs. Donatelli? Are you all right?

Mrs. Donatelli. [laughs]

Ms. Pembroke, what an exquisite surprise.

Must be in attendance when a new monarch is crowned.

My Ariana Grande phase.

My eldest brother inherited the majority of the family estate,

Nah, I really want to surprise my dad,

No one was supposed to know.

No one's even asked for my opinion.

No reason. I just…

No speeches. I promise.

No, he's not answering.

No, I am most certainly not all right.

No, Kevin, please stay.

No, you don't…

No, Your Eminence.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No…

None of that matters.

Nonstop service to London Heathrow.

Not a peep.

Not always.

Not at all.

Not me, you fool.

Not Tony.

Nothing has ever been more true.

Notify Count Rossi of our suspicions and have him delay the coronation.

Now if you all will excuse me, I really must call Kevin.

Now it's my turn to switch.

Now, about the concert on Christmas Eve,

Now!

Now's your moment.

Of course I do, you're…

Of course I have.

Of course you are, you cute little Mother Teresa.

Of course, it is. As friends.

Of course.

Of course.

Of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro?

Of which you are the Chief Financial Officer.

Off with their heads.

Oh my God,

Oh my God.

Oh yeah, gorgeous.

Oh yeah. It feels weird taking it off.

Oh, all right, it's me,

Oh, and a cabana boy!

Oh, darling. I wish I could get away sooner. I really do.

Oh, dear Lord. There are three of them.

Oh, dear. All right.

Oh, I believe Frank is coordinating the gifts for the orphans.

Oh, I don't. Just on special occasions.

Oh, I thought I'd see how Stacy's feeling.

Oh, I'm starting to feel it!

Oh, it's Oxford blue.

Oh, it's such a pain to find good help these days.

Oh, my…

Oh, not to worry. It's just a silly little spill.

Oh, Olivia! You look festive this morning.

Oh, Stacy, I'm so glad you talked me into switching places.

Oh, stop it!

Oh, thank you. And you look positively radiant, Your Royal Highness.

Oh, that's what I love about you.

Oh, there you are, darling! Been looking all over for you!

Oh, well, you know me. Always busy!

Oh, what, these old things?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you certainly have learned how to throw a party. So proud of you.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! I can come back later if

Oh! Whoa! Oh!

Oh! You may now kiss the bride.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Coming right up, but I'll need a helper.

Oh. I, uh...

Oh...

Okay, and I'll tell him everything as soon as it's over.

Okay, good one.

Okay.

Okay. We need sugar, powdered cocoa, milk and vanilla.

Olivia texts me every single day.

Olivia, is there some reason you don't want me to speak to Stacy?

On our way to Montenaro?

Once you've gotten what you came for,

One tiny teeny little question.

Only now it's Shannon Earle Carlisle.

Only one thing missing.

Ooh! Yay! I'm gonna pack and catch the first flight out in the morning.

Ooh. I quite like this one.

Operation "Get Dad Back Together With Margaret," it's going to crash and burn.

Or be exposed as an impostor and a traitor.

Or would you rather I call the guard and have you thrown out?

Other things we might do to relieve your anxiety

Our first prize winner is someone I competed against two years ago.

Our sponsor and patroness, Lady Margaret Delacourt.

Oxford. Dear Oxford green.

Oy! Come here!

Pembroke as in Lord Percival Pembroke?

Perfect.

Perhaps we should have dinner out as well, and do a little shopping for your friends.

Please,

Poor, poor girl.

Proceeds from tonight's event go to one of the royal charities.

Ready.

Real sure. Come on.

Really, Reggie?

Remember how much she hated the spotlight?

Remember when you said if I were Margaret, we'd be set?

Remind me, why are we talking about Margaret again right now?

Right away, Your Highness.

Right, guys?

Right, let's go.

Right, let's go. Right.

Right, then we'll come with you.

Right.

Right. I'll get the car.

Right…

Saw the two of you in the dining room, and you looked kinda…

Say fromage!

See you!

Seemed prudent to keep him in place.

Shall we say two o'clock?

Shannon Earle!

She changed her mind. That's all.

She did say you grabbed the wrong person.

She hasn't smiled in quite a while.

She inherited quite the fortune when my uncle died.

She just sounded so sad when I called her.

She keeps Reggie and Mindy on staff, but I've no idea how she pays them.

She says that her dad's miserable without Margaret.

She says that she doesn't need me anymore,

She stands very erect and she holds her hands like this. I don't know why.

She told me she was going back to sleep.

She used it for everything.

She was a big fan. Really big.

She's going to have to get used to it pretty quickly.

She's grown up since you last saw her.

She's my friend too.

Showtime.

Since I technically didn't kidnap you, am I really guilty?

So all you have to do is get out faster.

So if Fiona's associates took Stacy,

So it is. We have a concert to attend.

So move it up to tonight.

So now what?

So ready.

So something must have happened after the concert and before you returned.

So Stacy can be you,

So that she can spend Christmas with the orphans.

So without further ado,

So you can either make me a partner in your little scheme

So, I'm sure you get this all the time,

So, we do the hair, we lose the nails and the contouring,

So, what's up?

So, would you two please stop talking and focus?

So?

So… where is the kitchen?

Someone who knows the ropes.

Something I hope you keep in the strictest confidence.

Sorry, what?

Sounds like a lovely idea.

Stace, Margaret and I called it quits six months ago.

Stacy De Novo Wyndham, Princess of Belgravia!

Stacy is under the weather, so I thought I'd take a stroll.

Stacy, the game is over.

Stacy! What are you doing here?

Stacy?

Stacy? Can you hear me?

Stacy.

Stacy…

Stacy's everything to me.

Summer storms can be so unpredictable.

Sure, as friends.

Surprise!

Switch places again.

Ta da!

Take me to the palace.

Terrible flood.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you, Frank.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, and you look…

That couldn't be true.

That perhaps married life isn't what she hoped it would be.

That prevents an heir apparent from selecting the date of the coronation.

That shouldn't be terribly difficult to find out.

That these incredible bakers have come from all over the world this Christmas.

That way, you and Kevin have plenty of alone time together.

That woman rocks.

That won't be necessary.

That…

That's all.

That's my flight.

That's not true.

That's not what you said six months ago.

That's us. Come on. Excuse me, sorry.

That's very sweet.

That's what I said.

That's what I was gonna ask you last summer.

The biggest.

The Christmas concert.

The concert's tomorrow, so we have to hurry.

The coronation is scheduled for tomorrow on Christmas Day.

The coronation will proceed on Christmas Day as scheduled.

The country is still mourning the loss of their king.

The first time I kissed my husband Prince Edward was under the mistletoe.

The King of Montenaro died,

The less people who know, the better.

The little tattoo on your pinkie…

The man with your cousin Fiona… Reggie.

The most awful thing has happened.

The only one who truly cares.

The people are looking to you as their new ruler, Lady Margaret.

The place was dripping with money.

The powder room? Lol.

The Prime Minister is asking for you.

The service entrance is right there in the alley.

The thing is…

The time we spent together today was truly magical.

The truth is I've always wanted to be you.

The truth is…

The woman you were about to crown as your queen is an impostor.

Then I shall review it for you again.

Then repeat after me.

Then repeat after me.

Then we spend the rest of our lives sipping piña coladas on a beach

Then we'd be set for life.

There hasn't been much time for the two of us.

There is a reception afterwards if you'd like to catch up with her then.

There is only one Margaret Delacourt and I am she.

There is, but I stopped the staff from decorating the residence.

There is, but it's not what you think.

There's an orphanage in particular need, St. Michael's.

There's been a bit of a snag.

There's no one else in the world I'd rather be with.

There's no telling what we'll find when we get there.

There's so much water under the bridge, Stacy.

There's something we need to discuss.

They didn't despise you.

They kidnapped Stacy because they thought it was me.

They love how she smiles. They see you, you're there.

They made the switch in the powder room.

They ran into one another on the way to the powder room.

They say love conquers all,

They went their separate ways. People do it all the time.

They will.

They're over there! Go!

Things have been… different between us these past few months.

Things used to be so spontaneous for us.

Things were going good until your cousin decided he didn't want to be king.

This dreadful man is threatening to post lurid details

This is for you.

This is my fiancé, Kevin.

This is my friend Kevin,

This is something that I was destined to do.

This isn't funny. It's time to switch back.

This one's got free Wi Fi and Taco Tuesdays.

This way.

This year he has created a cake that is very special to me.

Though she still has the old Pembroke Estate in the country.

To do something together.

To love and support you in everything that you do.

To take this sacred oath to uphold the laws and customs

To tell you the truth, I…

To tell you the truth. I think she's not over Kevin.

To uphold the laws and customs of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro

Tony.

Tony…

Tony's always spent a bit too much on things he shouldn't,

Tony's been an enormous help to me.

Two years ago, you handed me an invitation that changed my life.

Uh [laughs]

Uh...

Uh...

Um, about that, Stacy says she has a headache. She can't go.

Unless she's gone completely off her trolley.

Until your big day.

Very good, sir.

Wait a second, wasn't that the turnoff for the airport?

Wait, what?

Walk, swagger, walk, swagger, walk, swagger and pose. It's simple!

Wasn't sure we could still be friends.

Watch this.

We are so pleased

We are so screwed!

We can string some popcorn, pet a reindeer, visit the North Pole…

We can't just stop everything and swap lives.

We could put on some music.

We grabbed the wrong Maggie.

We just didn't want the same things anymore.

We just didn't want the same things anymore.

We need to talk.

We never switched back.

We really have to start.

We went to Oxford together!

We went to school together.

We were separated for a few minutes at the reception,

We were supposed to have dinner hours ago.

We will. I promise. As soon as I'm done in the kitchen, okay?

We'd better be getting ready.

We'll be back in an hour.

We'll need five minutes to get past security

We'll need some time to prepare.

We're here now. That's all that counts.

We're important too. I don't want to lose that.

We're not,

We're running a toy drive.

We've been friends for a long time now, you and I…

We've got a big, big problem here.

We've had a few business dinners.

Welcome to Santa's Magic Village. And we have the whole place to ourselves.

Well, a rather major snag to be precise.

Well, all right.

Well, because I am Margaret.

Well, don't let me keep you.

Well, have you seen this?

Well, hello, tuxedo man.

Well, here's an idea. Why don't we go back to spontaneous?

Well, I didn't mean to.

Well, I don't know if it is,

Well, I don't know.

Well, I suppose it can.

Well, I was actually hoping we might be able to find a moment

Well, I wouldn't confront her just yet. Not while they still have Stacy.

Well, I'm afraid Lady Margaret's turned in for the evening.

Well, I'm sure you're very busy as well.

Well, if you have time tomorrow, maybe we can go for a drive.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to change for dinner.

Well, if you've got something to say, Fi Fi, just spit it out.

Well, maybe you need to try harder.

Well, maybe you should.

Well, my flight boards in five minutes.

Well, no can do. The coronation isn't till tomorrow.

Well, of course I'm not Margaret, Einstein.

Well, our big score.

Well, she's given me the boot.

Well, some say.

Well, spit it out.

Well, Stacy was born to be a princess.

Well, that…

Well, the good news is we'll be in Montenaro by the end of the week.

Well, the look alike from Belgravia.

Well, the only thing on your schedule tomorrow is the Christmas concert.

Well, the problem is I don't know if I'll ever feel at home here.

Well, then I guess this is au revoir!

Well, then…

Well, there are…

Well, to be completely candid…

Well, we're here now and, uh, we brought you a little surprise.

Well, what we do is important.

Well, with her coronation televised on Christmas Day,

Well, you and Olivia.

Well, you're wearing sweatpants, you won't date and you're collecting cats.

Well...

Well…

What about Kevin?

What about Margaret?

What could possibly come between two people who look at each other like that?

What do you think?

What God has brought together, let no man put asunder

What has any of this got to do with Edward?

What I can promise you

What kind of advice?

What was I supposed to say?

What, here, now?

What's the deal with you and Antonio?

What's this all about?

What's wrong with these?

When affairs of state overwhelm her,

When we arrive, everyone keep alert.

When we didn't receive your RSVP, we weren't sure you were coming.

Whenever you need me.

Where are you taking me?

Where do you think you're going? Oh!

Where would they go?

Which has royally messed up everything in the romance department.

Which is exactly what I told her.

Which is the only thing giving her cheekbones.

Which is why you'll have to grab her and stash her somewhere.

Which left me with expensive tastes and a very small income.

Who

Who are you calling?

Who else would it be?

Who flew to Belgravia to enter a baking contest,

Who looks just like me.

Who's upstairs and where's my wife?

Whoo!

Why are you dressed like that?

Why are you speaking with a different accent?

Why can't I?

Why can't you be the one who gets to be queen instead of your stupid cousin?

Why can't you be the one who gets to be queen instead of your stupid cousin?

Why do you ask?

Why don't we make this official right now?

Why don't we take a teeny tiny little detour to Chicago

Why don't you tell me why you're really here?

Why not?

Why not?

Why the change of clothes?

Why won't anyone believe me?

Willing and able.

With everything that's going on with Tony

With my taking on more of the king's responsibilities

Without you?

Would someone say yes, please?

Wow!

Wow.

Yeah, and she's good to go if you are.

Yeah, and when it's over Mrs. Donatelli will walk you

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, but her dance moves really sucked, though.

Yeah, but, um… you're not Margaret.

Yeah, I suppose.

Yeah, I thought so too.

Yeah, I'll fake a cold or something.

Yeah, it's all good.

Yeah, parliament ran over, yet again.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Yeah, things got complicated after the whole queen thing happened.

Yeah, uh...

Yeah, which is probably the dumbest thing you've ever done in your life.

Yeah.

Yeah. I love you. Bye.

Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah. You can never have too many cats.

Yes, and then Fiona's secretary took her to the ladies' room.

Yes, but you're a princess now and I'm about to become queen.

Yes, Christmas would not be the same without Twister.

Yes, he has.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I suppose we could run out and find a little something.

Yes, just one moment, if you please.

Yes, the Montenaro Children's Choir.

Yes, tomorrow's a busy day.

Yes!

You almost had me convinced that I wasn't ready to rule on my own,

You and Kevin are good for each other.

You and Kevin are meant to be.

You and Olivia need to go home.

You are!

You can do whatever you like with the rest of the money.

You can never have enough tinsel!

You can't miss it.

You did. I love it so much, I got another one to donate to the orphans.

You don't have to be a count or a prince or a king.

You don't know how to command.

You don't need my money. You're filthy rich.

You enter with confidence!

You enter with confidence!

You got it.

You have no idea.

You just need to be…

You kidnapped the wrong person.

You know how much I treasure our friendship,

You know, it's always been hard for me,

You know, Kevin has been looking pretty hot these days.

You know, like a helicopter, circling about and buzzing all the while.

You know, once she knitted me a tinsel sweater.

You know, someone who hovers around and…

You know, we'd make a fantastic couple, you and I.

You look like Stacy but you sound like Margaret.

You make the rules.

You mean Olivia?

You must be joking.

You need a wife and your darling little girl needs a mother.

You need someone who's your equal.

You need to do this, Daddy.

You playing hide and seek?

You ready?

You really mean that?

You really wouldn't mind lending a hand?

You said this was a get in, get out job, right?

You said you needed more time to talk things over with Kevin,

You should ask for yourself.

You should take greater care to cover it up.

You two seriously look like twins! Spoopy!

You want funny? I can give you funny.

You want to explain that?

You want us to do what?

You were absolutely right.

You were born to be queen, even though you didn't realize until now.

You were in my Italian class.

You were positively charming today, darling.

You were ready to throw me in prison.

You, me, and Olivia, you know, take things easy.

You.

You'll at least consider it.

You'll vanish without a trace, which means Margaret never has to know anything.

You're a baker from Chicago,

You're being a little bit of a helicopter husband.

You're first cousins, so you know the family history, right?

You're gonna be a great queen.

You're Margaret's cousin.

You're not going to need a cabana boy in prison.

You're not just about to become the Queen of Montenaro,

You're not stupid enough to think that you can maintain this charade for long.

You're such a drama queen.

You're the one I love,

You're the one who switched places with my cuzzy!

You're the only real family I've ever had.

You're their hope for the future.

You're welcome, and you grew up here with Margaret

You're yummy.

You've also become the queen of my heart.

You've, uh... never been in here before, have you?

Your car is ready, Your Grace.

Your dinner is served.

Your Highness, I apologize for disturbing you.

Your Highnesty?

Your Majesty.

Your royal suite, your Highnesty.

[audio feedback squealing] Hey, what did you do that for?

[bells jangle] [door closes]

[bells jangle] [door opens]

[car door opens] ...and I know where.

[chuckles] [ornament jangles]

[chuckles] Especially for a princess. [crowd clamoring]

[crowd clamoring] [cameras clicking]

[door opens] [Margaret] Stacy, I'm back!

[door opens] I know the law, sir,

[Edward chuckles] Fiona, please!

[Edward gasps, chuckles] Wait.

[Edward] Stacy? Thank God.

[gasps] [giggles]

[groans] Never mind. And you? Hmm.

[laughs softly] Ooh!

[laughs] [Margaret] Right this way.

[laughs] Oh. I bought it last summer.

[man] Are you having a good time? [woman 1] Yes, I am.

[man] Your Highness. [woman] Your Highness

[Margaret laughs] [spits, coughs]

[Mindy] Hurry up! This is as fast as I can go!

[Olivia] Look at that tree. Hey.

[organ music playing] [voices murmuring]

[Reggie gasps dramatically] [Stacy gasps]

[Reggie] All right. [Mindy] Blimey!

[Reggie] Everyone's a critic. [Fiona] Ever wonder why?

[Reggie] I's not! [Mindy] It is.

[Reggie] It's not mine! [Mindy] Yes, it is.

[screams] Sh!

[sighs] [chuckles]

[sighs] [Kevin] Look…

[snarls] [laughs]

[Stacy groaning] [Reggie and Mindy grunting)

[Stacy grunts] [Edward] Get away from her!

[Stacy panting] [Reggie grunting]

[Stacy] Ah. [bells jangling]

♪ Best time of year ♪ ♪ Best time of the year ♪

♪ Don't need no presents ♪ ♪ No, no ♪

♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Under my tree ♪ ♪ Under my tree ♪

Ah ha! What are you thinking, Frank?

Ah. The sugar's behind the flour. [Kevin] I'll get it.

All right. What is this all about? No, I don't.

And I don't want you to give it up. You don't?

and Prince Howard abdicated so… Yeah.

And she just so happens to be a queen. Oh, yeah.

and then we'll let you in. I know, I made the plan.

And you've not switched back yet? No.

And… he knows? Yes.

Apparently, he doesn't want to see her. Well, men never know what they want.

As long as we don't miss our flight, man. We wouldn't want that.

because I can prove it. I'm calling the guards!

Because they wave! No, no, no!

But first Yes?

But I'm worried about Margaret. Why?

But Stacy promised me that she'd never It's my fault.

But you said You must forget what I said.

But, Daddy Livvie…

Call the police! Frank, you're with me! Always, sir. Always!

Dela Delacourt, right.

Everyone says so. [laughs]

Fine. [Olivia and Stacy giggle]

Frank! Hands on the wheel! All right!

Go. Kevin! [Kevin] Uh...

Good thinking. Thank you!

Gorgeous! Dad!

He spilled a drink on your dress. Stacy's dress.

Hmm? Hmm.

Hmm. We'll have plenty of time together.

I Do the thing.

I love the new location, by the way. Thanks. Where's Edward?

I missed you! I missed you.

I wouldn't want to impose. Are you sure about this?

I'd shake your hand, but No worries.

I'll have you arrested for treason. I don't think you will

I'm in. Yay!

I'm not going to Maybe you should both shut up and listen!

It doesn't matter. Okay.

It's also celebrating its new queen.  Yeah!

It's double ply. And your point is?

It's quite all right. It'll be easier if I get it.

Maybe I shouldn't. I think you should.

Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe you should, mate.

Maybe she's better off with Antonio. [Stacy groans]

Meow. May I help you?

Must we really do this? Pics or it didn't happen.

My husband is going to be looking for me. [Reggie] Uh huh.

My moment for what? Ask her to dance.

My pleasure. Go.

Naughty. Hmm. Hmm.

No, it's not. I was following you! It's 'cause you said

No! No.

Not funny. No.

Not in the least. [Antonio] There's just so much to review.

Of tinsel? [Stacy] Yeah!

Oh, nonsense. There's no way we'd miss your coronation.

Oh, please. [Frank] What?

Oh, shut up, Reggie. [laughing]

Oh! So sorry. Didn't see you there. No worries, Royal Six Pack.

Olivia! Margaret!

Ooh. Well, you look fantastic.

People are gonna be looking for me. [Reggie] Yeah, yeah. All right.

Posture. She holds her hands like this. It's not! It's about service

Really? Yeah.

Reggie and Mindy are in police custody. They confessed to everything.

Right in here, Your Ladyship. Thank you, Mindy. You're an angel.

Right. Maybe Margaret can help?

She was fine ten minutes ago. It came on really fast.

Sir… [Margaret] Oh dear, Edward!

So glad your headache's better. There's something I have to tell you.

So now it's my fault? Well, it's not mine.

So she said you'd do it. Don't you want to go to the concert?

So the woman upstairs is your cousin. I wouldn't put it past her.

Stacy! What?

Ta da! You'd better.

Thank you. Mm.

That is one serious party dress! Right? And look at my dad.

The ball starts in two hours. Yeah, okay.

The clerk says it's time. Oh, she's almost ready.

the concert, the ball, all of it. Why?

The drink! Ah ha! So you were drinking!

The one who died of a peanut allergy? [Margaret] Her father, my uncle.

Twenty five years Come on, happy face.

We could light a fire. She was about to move to Chicago.

We could open a bottle of wine? They were almost engaged.

Well, maybe I shouldn't. Maybe you should.

What are you saying? Hey, I'm agreeing with you!

What? I'm not a gangster, just relax.

What? So gross!

What's that? Hot chocolate?

What's up? This is terribly hard to say,

Who is it? It's Kevin.

Who is it? It's me, Margaret.

Yeah, well, you're a nicer guy. Yeah!

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. That's what I wanted to talk about. Can we talk about it later?

Yo. [in American accent] What are you doing?

You clumsy oaf! No, it was an accident!

You got it? [Stacy] Yep.

You... Oh.

You're serious. Yeah.

You're sure? Yeah.

You're waving. Why am I waving?

...every time I wear a tuxedo.

…like it or not, she's next in the line of succession.

…will rule with compassion, extending justice and mercy to all my people.

…will rule with compassion, extending justice and mercy to all my people.

'Cause you don't look like you've moved on.

"Your Highnesty?"

["Candy Cane Lane" playing]

["Thank God It's Christmas" playing]

["Under the Tree" playing]

["Underneath the Tree" playing"]

["Zadok the Priest" playing]

[all cheering]

[all laugh]

[all laughing]

[Antonio] It may be an unusual request, Your Excellency,

[Antonio] There you are.

[Antonio] What in the world is going on here?

[archbishop] I hate to interrupt,

[archbishop] This is highly irregular.

[audience cheering]

[bells jangle]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[camera clicks]

[car door shuts]

[car starts]

[cheering continues]

[choral music continues, faintly]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Brilliant.

[chuckles] Lucky me.

[chuckles] That's me.

[classical arrangement of "Silent Night" playing]

[clears throat]

[clears throat] About that RSVP…

[clears throat] Excuse me.

[clears throat] I'm so terribly sorry to interrupt, Your Graces,

[coos]

[coos] Maggie Moo!

[coos] Oh.

[coughs]

[crowd applauding]

[crowd applauding]

[crowd applauding]

[crowd chattering]

[crowd cheering, applauding in distance]

[crowd cheering, applauding]

[crowd cheering, applauding]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd] Aw.

[Donatelli clears her throat]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[door opens]

[door opens]

[door opens]

[door opens]

[door opens]

[Edward chuckles]

[Edward] "Is the Duchess ready to rule?"

[Edward] It is indeed.

[Edward] Let me go first.

[Edward] Oh, dear.

[Edward] Penny for your thoughts.

[Edward] Wait here, Frank.

[Edward] Yes, I was just looking for her, actually.

[engine stops]

[entrance bells jangle]

[fanfare trumpeting]

[Fiona laughing]

[Fiona] About Kevin…

[Frank] Come on now, remember our chat.

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] How did you…

[gasps] Wow!

[giggling]

[girl] Thanks and Merry Christmas.

[groaning]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[group whistling melody]

[growls]

[grunting softly]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] We need a plan.

[guests applauding]

[guests chattering happily]

[guests laughing, chatting]

[hollers]

[huffs]

[hums softly]

[in American accent] I'll wait for you downstairs.

[in American accent] I'm telling you,

[in American accent] Thank you.

[in American accent] What do you think?

[in British accent] And the earrings.

[in British accent] Edward. How lovely to see you.

[in British accent] How did you manage it?

[in British accent] I'm so happy you're here.

[in British accent] Lovely. A bit more like this.

[in British accent] So, how do we proceed?

[in British accent] Yo, let's get this party started, shall we?

[in distance] ...and this year's contestants

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[Kevin] Is that true?

[Kevin] So what do you want to do first?

[Kevin] Watch your step now! Comin' in hot!

[knocking]

[knocking]

[knocking]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Oh.

[laughs] Perfect.

[makes buzzing noise]

[man on PA] Monten air Flight 507, nonstop service to London Heathrow,

[man on PA] This is the final boarding call for Monten air flight 201 to Chicago.

[man on PA] This is the final boarding call for Monten air Flight 507,

[man] Hear! Hear!

[man] Right this way, please.

[Margaret and Kevin laughing]

[Margaret chuckles]

[Margaret] I'm willing and able.

[Margaret] Is everything all right?

[Margaret] Kevin!

[Margaret] Stacy!

[Margaret] There isn't.

[Margaret] This is absolutely wonderful.

[Margaret] This shouldn't be too hard.

[men] Cheers.

[Mindy] Help! Help me, Reggie.

[moans softly]

[moans]

[music ends]

[Olivia] Mm hmm.

[Olivia] Please, Daddy.

[Olivia] We gotta talk.

[Olivia] Where are you going?

[ornaments clattering]

[panting]

[playing fanfare]

[playing fanfare]

[pounding] Reggie, get me out of here. Get me out of here. Reggie!

[priest clears throat]

[Reggie continues laughing]

[Reggie grunting]

[Reggie whimpers]

[Reggie yelling]

[Reggie] All right, come on.

[Reggie] Hmm.

[Reggie] Mindy, help me out here, girl.

[Reggie] Mindy! Get her!

[Reggie] Oy!

[Santa tie] Ho ho ho!

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] Never mind.

[scoffs] Reggie, Mindy!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] Ah...

[sighs] Goodbye, Kevin.

[sighs] I don't know.

[sighs] I don't know.

[sighs] Oh.

[sighs] There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about,

[sleigh bells jangling]

[squealing, laughing continues]

[squealing, laughing continues]

[squeals, grunts]

[Stacy and Edward gasp]

[Stacy chuckles] Hi!

[Stacy giggles]

[Stacy groaning]

[Stacy grunts]

[Stacy grunts]

[Stacy in American accent] What are you doing?

[Stacy] Are you sure about that?

[Stacy] Come in.

[Stacy] Come on, Kev. Life isn't about working all the time.

[Stacy] I haven't seen Fiona. Is she here?

[Stacy] Margaret, why is everything covered?

[Stacy] Margaret…

[Stacy] Oh!

[Stacy] Ooh.

[Stacy] What is this place?

[Stacy] Where am I?

[Stacy] You'll all go to prison!

[strings playing "O Christmas Tree"]

[text keys clicking]

[thuds]

[tires screeching]

[uproarious cheering]

[whimpers]

[whooping, laughing]

[woman 2 giggles]

[woman 2] So sweet.

[woman] Mm, lovely.

[woman] Thanks so much. Merry Christmas.

[woman] You probably remember me.

{\an8}[cathedral bells tolling]

{\an8}[Donatelli] You'll be fine, Your Royal Highness. Come on, deep breath.

{\an8}[guests chattering]

{\an8}[knocking]

{\an8}[Stacy in American accent] Here we go again.

{\an8}♪ Darling, you're making my December So sweet ♪

{\an8}♪ Either way it feels right When you're sitting next to me ♪

{\an8}♪ Feelin' naughty and nice ♪

{\an8}♪ I got my wish this Christmas Eve ♪

{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for!

{\an8}The final results of Belgravia's 59th Annual International Baking Competition!

♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪

♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪

♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪

♪ 'Cause it's always Christmas ♪

♪ 'Cause it's always Christmas ♪

♪ All my dreams coming true tonight ♪

♪ Alone on Christmas Day... ♪

♪ Alone to celebrate... ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ And impressed ♪

♪ And impressed ♪

♪ And Nathan the Prophet ♪

♪ And our cups for a little treat ♪

♪ Anointed... ♪

♪ Another holiday ♪

♪ Baby, bring the snow Bring the ♪

♪ Baby, you bring the best in me ♪

♪ Best time of year ♪

♪ Bring a friend who loves to play ♪

♪ Bring a friend who loves to play ♪

♪ But you make it so hard to listen... ♪

♪ By the fire at night Light a candle, mulled wine ♪

♪ By the fire at night Light a candle, mulled wine ♪

♪ Candles are burnin' Old records are turnin' ♪

♪ Candy cane kisses onto my cheek ♪

♪ Candy Cane Lane Bring a friend this holiday ♪

♪ Candy Cane Lane... ♪

♪ Candy canes ♪

♪ Christmas is waiting for you... ♪

♪ Christmas was cold and gray... ♪

♪ Church bells are ringing The children are singing ♪

♪ Could be stormy outside But with you I don't mind... ♪

♪ Could be stormy outside But with you I don't mind.♪

♪ Darling, you're making my December So sweet ♪

♪ Don't mean a thing If you ain't holding me tight ♪

♪ Don't mean a thing If you ain't holding me tight ♪

♪ Don't mean a thing If you ain't holding me tight ♪

♪ Don't need no presents ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Eating cookies by candlelight ♪

♪ Either way it feels right When you're sitting next to me ♪

♪ Feelin' naughty and nice ♪

♪ Fire's burning gold ♪

♪ For Jesus Christ our savior Was born upon this day ♪

♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen ♪

♪ Hang mistletoe ♪

♪ Holding hands... ♪

♪ I know that nothing is missing ♪

♪ I'm right where I want to be ♪

♪ I've got you here to hold ♪

♪ In our cups for a little treat ♪

♪ It's a wonderful life You're the angel of mine ♪

♪ It's so magical... ♪

♪ It's the best ♪

♪ Keep me warm by your side And we'll pass the time by ♪

♪ King ♪

♪ Kiss me in the snow ♪

♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪

♪ Make sure that you know... ♪

♪ My only desire's Right here by the fire ♪

♪ No, I won't cry If I don't get any presents ♪

♪ No, no, no, I won't cry If I don't get any presents ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, I won't cry If I don't get any presents ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, baby I've got all I need ♪

♪ One day everything changed ♪

♪ Presents, what a beautiful sight ♪

♪ Rudolph can run Right to the next chimney ♪

♪ Rudolph can run Right to the next chimney ♪

♪ Rudolph can run Right to the next chimney ♪

♪ Santa can fly on by our roof This Christmas ♪

♪ Santa can fly on by our roof This Christmas ♪

♪ Snowflakes are fallin' The mistletoe's callin' ♪

♪ So get dressed ♪

♪ So get dressed ♪

♪ So glad that you are here ♪

♪ So glad that you are here ♪

♪ So Santa can fly on by our roof This Christmas ♪

♪ Solomon ♪

♪ Such a happy sound Singing "Silent Night" ♪

♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane With me.♪

♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane... ♪

♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane... ♪

♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪

♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪

♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪

♪ The gift that you got for me ♪

♪ The lights sparkle over the city ♪

♪ There's flour all over the kitchen ♪

♪ To save us all from Satan's power... ♪

♪ Under my tree ♪

♪ Underneath the tree ♪

♪ Underneath the tree tonight... ♪

♪ Underneath the tree tonight... ♪

♪ Underneath the tree... ♪

♪ Wake up tomorrow singing ♪

♪ We can dance ♪

♪ We'll eat all the candy canes, oh ♪

♪ We'll eat all the candy canes, oh ♪

♪ We'll eat candy canes... ♪

♪ When you're right here with me ♪

♪ When you're right here with me ♪

♪ When you're right here with me ♪

♪ When you're right here with me ♪

♪ When you're right here with me ♪

♪ With the lights along the window ♪

♪ With you under the tree ♪

♪ With you under the tree ♪

♪ With you under the tree ♪

♪ With you under the tree ♪

♪ With you under the tree ♪

♪ With you under the tree ♪

♪ With you under the tree... ♪

♪ With you under the tree... ♪

♪ You and the colors of the rainbow ♪

♪ You make Santa sound boring Rather stay up exploring ♪

♪ You're all I need ♪

♪ You're all that I need ♪

♪ You're all that I need ♪

♪ You're here where you should be Snow is falling... ♪

♪ You're here where you should be... ♪

♪ You're here where you should be... ♪

♪ Zadok the Priest ♪