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Zookeeper

Zookeeper

"Zookeeper" is a heartwarming comedy film that was released in 2011. Directed by Frank Coraci, this delightful movie brings together an impressive cast of talented actors who perfectly bring the story to life. Starring the lovable Kevin James in the lead role, the film also features voices from beloved comedians such as Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, and Cher.

The film tells the story of Griffin Keyes (played by Kevin James), a zookeeper who deeply loves and cares for the animals in his care. However, when he decides to leave his job to win back his ex-girlfriend, the animals reveal their secret ability to talk and decide to break their code of silence to help Griffin. With the assistance of a wise-cracking monkey named Bernie (voiced by Adam Sandler), a flirtatious lion named Joe (voiced by Sylvester Stallone), a giraffe named Mel (voiced by Nick Nolte), and a wise and elegant lioness named Janet (voiced by Cher), Griffin receives guidance on love and life from his newfound animal friends.

The music in "Zookeeper" perfectly complements the lighthearted and comedic ambiance of the film. The score, composed by Rupert Gregson-Williams, beautifully captures the emotions of each scene, enhancing the storytelling experience. With a mix of playful and uplifting melodies, the music adds depth to the humorous moments while evoking an emotional connection with the characters.

In addition to the original score, "Zookeeper" also features an energetic soundtrack with a collection of hit songs that enliven the atmosphere of the film. Artists like The White Stripes, Black Eyed Peas, Wyclef Jean, and The Jackson 5 contribute catchy tunes that perfectly complement the energetic and uplifting vibe of the film.

If you are a fan of the soundtrack or simply want to relive the unforgettable melodies from "Zookeeper," you can easily play and download these sounds here. Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the music that accompanies Griffin's unforgettable journey alongside his talking animal friends. From toe-tapping beats to heartfelt compositions, this soundtrack has something for everyone to enjoy.

"Zookeeper" is a movie that appeals to audiences of all ages. Its combination of humor, love, and animals that can talk creates an endearing and heartwarming story that will make you laugh and tug at your heartstrings. Watching Griffin's journey to rediscover himself and find love is a delightful experience that will leave you with a warm feeling long after the film ends.

So, whether you are looking for a family-friendly comedy, a feel-good movie, or simply want to witness the magic of animals talking, "Zookeeper" is a film that should definitely be on your must-watch list. Prepare yourself for an unforgettable adventure as you join Griffin and his animal friends on a journey filled with laughter, love, and valuable life lessons.

Remember, you can play and download the incredible soundtrack from "Zookeeper" right here to relive the magic and excitement of the film. Sit back, turn up the volume, and let the music take you on a journey you will never forget. Get ready to embark on an adventure that will make you laugh, cry, and appreciate the wonders of the animal kingdom.

A couple riding a horse on a beach?
A whisky bottle with a note in it, a mariachi band, horse stables or sand.
Actually, that's not good.
Actually, we do.
Add a roar.
After some cross training, and there...
Again, I'm so sorry and I'm gonna reimburse you for everything.
All people lie and I was an idiot to believe you.
All right, all right, be careful.
All right, everybody back to your enclosures before the zoo opens.
All right, fine.
All right, folks.
All right, freestyle.
All right, gotta go.
All right, here you go.
All right, I'll go.
All right, let's see, that's a total of $1636 74.
All right, let's start with your walk.
All right, unzip and make it rain.
All right, you know what. I made my decision. We're not helping Griffin.
All right! Listen, I'm having a party Saturday night, a blowout.
All right! Time to make Griffin look like a hero.
All right! Your girl's gonna be at the party. Here's how we get her.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Bye.
All right. Congrats on being hot.
All right. I got a very busy schedule.
All right. Thanks, bro.
All set with the other female?
All we have to do is make him look like a hero in front of her.
Always.
An adventure.
And anybody who wants to learn more about porcupines...
And can I interest you in our new fudge roll?
And for you?
And he's killing over there. It's not happening.
And how do you know that?
And I can teach you how to give yourself a bath with your nose.
And I hope you understand that, that is fantastic. It's better this way.
And I know I let you down.
And I made a mistake five years ago on that beach.
And I wanna correct it.
And I was rehearsing.
And I was taking him to the infirmary...
And I'm sure you see the sharp quills and the tough exterior.
And I've been doing a little soul searching.
And I've done a lot of soul searching and I know...
And if that doesn't work, assume attack position.
And it is now, maybe, that it is if it is the way it is.
And it's just like, all of a sudden it just hits you, like,
And just before they hit the ground, they break apart.
And Kate, you were incredible.
And let me tell you, she knew how to use it.
And like I said, we won.
And look towards the future, you know?
And my only mistake was assuming he would tell the truth.
And on a side note, I may have crushed an ostrich getting here.
And something.
And stink. This thing hasn't been washed in years.
And tell me that this is actually what you really want.
And that you... you're my best friend.
And that's love.
And that's what Robin sees in my brother Dave.
And the fighting.
And then he started limping bad.
And then we make out...
And then we noticed there was already a gorilla so we were like:
And then you would, like, follow me around.
And they spin out of control.
And this, to sweeten it.
And to this day, you can't say my name around Jose Canseco.
And voilé.
And we had this long talk and I'm really confused right now.
And we were wondering if you could show us the way.
And were wondering what are the odds of getting a private tour?
And what do you say we drop the moves and we settle this like men?
And what's with the "Jerome"?
And when we first started dating, I just assumed...
And you have a job at the dealership if you want it.
And you what? We're bigger than weddings.
And you'd have to go through the main office,
And your fancy moves...
And, oh, yeah, I... I dumped Stephanie.
Any disco...
Any time we talk to humans, it always ends badly.
Anybody looking? No.
Anything.
Anyway, Robin was talking about...
Anyway, you need to unlock your inner bear.
Are you happy right now? Because right now I'm so happy.
As far as the girl goes, you keep her off balance.
As long as this other guy's in the picture, you ain't got a chance.
At the Nairobi zoo in Africa.
Attack.
Awesome. We got a plan.
Bad juju of the tv.
Bam, I'm happy now.
Be a man. Snap it.
Because take it from me, you would never make it in the wild.
Bernie feels what you're trying to do. All the animals do.
Bernie, I'm looking down. This is not good, give me your hand.
Bernie, you're a gorilla.
Bernie.
Bernie.
Besides, Griffin's got no shot at this girl.
Breathe. Breathe.
But he kind of stole my thunder.
But he's with somebody else, so....
But humans are supposed to be at the top of the food chain...
But I do know a lot about animals.
But I want you to look me in the eye,
But I was wrong.
But I wasn't sure how you weighed in on that.
But I'm calling you Francois Dubois, cardiologist.
But if you get in a jam, call us.
But it kind of does.
But most of all, I hate who I've become.
But my beautiful girlfriend, Stephanie and I...
But no one breaks the code.
But sometimes we need to put the past behind us...
But the animals were nice. Cool.
But the same old zoo stuff.
But this is just a little reward
But what do you say you just back the hell off?
But when you put on this shirt and talk, they will.
But you blew it.
But you gotta understand how the world works.
But you know me. I don't like to talk about it.
But you know what I see?
But you know what?
But you showed confidences, and that's what you're not doing with the girl.
But you're kind of forcing my hand.
Bye, Floyd.
Bye, Griffin.
Can I get your order?
Can I try on your head?
Can I try on your watch?
Can l...?
Can we get that?
Can we please do this every weekend?
Can you do any of that?
Can you get me my view back?
Can't be in that area, it's unauthorized.
Canadian bears are wild.
Carry them all?
Cherokee style.
Come back for your watch?
Come back here. Get down.
Come here.
Come on, "someone here."
Come on, Barry. You started your diet today.
Come on, Donald, let's move you out of the sun. Come on.
Come on, everybody. Let's go. We're gonna have a meeting.
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
Come on, man, we heard her talking. She wants you.
Come on, Shane. What are you doing?
Come on, this could be a whole new life for you.
Come on, use those big arms, baby. Now we're doing it.
Come on, you had to see this coming.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Pop the latch.
Come on. There's definitely something in her throat.
Come on. What do we do?
Congrats on your big day.
Congratulations.
Cut her from the herd.
Cut her from the herd.
Cut her from the herd. That's a good call, Joe.
Daddy must have wanted a little girl, so he named you Gale.
Dancing.
Dave, Robert, good luck. That's really what it comes down to.
Dave's brother, Griffin.
Dave's right.
Did I cover burrowing?
Did I go over burrow because I don't know if I got...
Did you know...
Do not make this harder than it has to be. God!
Do something.
Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Do you realize that if monkeys' canine teeth were a little bigger...
Does she mention me?
Does she talk about me?
Does the thought of what Steph and I had haunt you?
Don't back down from that guy.
Don't even sweat it, all right.
Don't get mad at us because no kid says, "Mommy, I wanna see a crow."
Don't know if he's gonna come around. Don't get discouraged.
Don't worry about it. Relax.
Enjoy the hunt.
Enough. You've all made your point, we'll help Griffin.
Every time we see an engagement ring...
Everybody wins.
Everything just turned light blue. My body's starting to shut down.
Everything.
Exactly, exactly, yes, yes. And that's why I did it.
Except for parrots. Somehow they get away with it.
Except for you.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me. Am I standing in the zoo? Then I'm a zoo animal.
Feel as though you're breathing through your eyes.
Find a date, sweetie.
Fine. Here you go. Thanks. Thanks, guys.
First, answer me this, what do you think attracts a female to a male?
Floyd, right?
Follow me, everyone. Nothing can stand in our way.
For putting together this little party slash field trip.
For the last five years.
For what I like to call a winning attitude.
Four words:
Francois.
Franky.
Get in.
Get in.
Get it.
Get ready to experience the hail of Gale.
Get that baby spinning, have it land in a circle.
Get them out of there, I'll distract him.
Get those paws up. That's what we do.
Get up.
Give me one more shot. Come on, get your paw up.
Give me your hand, feel this. Feel my heartbeat, it's like a rabbit.
Give me your hand.
Give us a snort. Good old bear snort.
Give you half my lunch for the next three years.
Giving a supermodel the bad news...
Go ahead. Soak it.
Go get yourself some keys, brother.
Go, I'll meet you there.
Go.
God, what was I... ?
God, you're beautiful.
Gonna get worse before it gets better. Ride it. Ride it.
Gonna mingle.
Gonna subside in about 10 seconds.
Good call, Glenn. An animal like you on this bad boy?
Good luck getting the deposit back on that one.
Good morning, Barry.
Gosh, you know, I have a fashion show tomorrow, I want you to come.
Got a little something for you.
Got it covered, Kate's coming with me.
Got it.
Got it.
Got some organic jambalaya.
Got your favorite.
Grandma hair?
Great calves. Of course I don't have calves.
Grieving. They miss Griffin.
Grif, do you think maybe we could go somewhere and talk?
Grif, mom and dad would have loved this. Thank you.
Griffin Constantine Keyes.
Griffin saved my life.
Griffin, gone.
Griffin, I got your back, baby.
Griffin, I know this is weird.
Griffin, I'd hug you, but it's fifty fifty I'd crush your spine.
Griffin, if you wanna give up, I get you.
Griffin, Kate's gone.
Griffin, this is my ex boyfriend, Gale.
Griffin, what a surprise.
Griffin, what's going on?
Griffin, you wanted to ask me something. Remember?
Griffin.
Griffin.
Griffin. Actually, my ex boyfriend, Griffin.
Griffin's phone. Go for Bernie.
Griffin's thinking of quitting the zoo. We can't let that happen.
Guys, see that lady over there?
Hang it up, hang it up.
Hang on a second.
Happy birthday...
Happy Birthday."
Hard.
Has anyone got a game plan for the ex boyfriend?
Have a good one.
Haven 't you learned anything from being under my tutelage?
He can't leave. He's the best zookeeper we ever had.
He did a push up. He did a push up.
He didn't... ? Wasn't saying anything, did he?
He keeps my hay fresh and he rubs lotion on me when I get dry skin.
He makes papier maché antelopes for me to attack. And inside? Muffins.
He never treats us with any respect.
He really does.
He told everyone I attacked him.
He was supposed to come with me before we broke up...
He... ?
He's a liar, okay?
He's an indigenous... he's a woodland creature.
He's behind me. I saw him mid flip.
He's disgustingly rich.
He's eating a pretzel.
He's freaking out. Look at him, look at him.
He's lifting her.
He's ruining the vibes here. He is a waste of space.
Hell, you're my best friend.
Herbivore.
Here it comes, you ready?
Here they come.
Here we go. Get it together.
Here, come here.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Here's what you have to understand, your face is a poem.
Hey babe, you think it's bad feng shui that we have a tv in the living room?
Hey Griffin, Rebecca and I are going.. Hey.
Hey, babe, how was your day? Did you sell a lot of cars?
Hey, bern. Got a little something for you.
Hey, Bern...
Hey, buddy.
Hey, come on. No, you're not married yet.
Hey, don't give me attitude.
Hey, Griffin, you nut. What are you doing back there?
Hey, Griffin, you're back.
Hey, Griffin! I'm saying...
Hey, Griffin.
Hey, how's the...?
Hey, I know you.
Hey, is that the new release cage?
Hey, Kate.
Hey, Shane.
Hey, Shane.
Hey, Stephanie.
Hey, Stephanie.
Hey, thanks, guys.
Hey, that's great.
Hey, Tony.
Hey, Venom, I need to ask you a favor...
Hey, Venom. Oh, what are they doing out?
Hey, we having a meeting. You wanna come?
Hey, what's this now?
Hey, you know what? I ordered in dinner tonight from Le Chereaux.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Don't do that.
Hey. Hey, look, my bus was late.
Hey. How did it go with the tire swing?
Hi, kids.
Hi, Mrs. D.
Hi, y'all, welcome to Friday's. Can I interest you in... ?
Hi.
His food should always be fresh and placed inside the door out of the sun.
His name was Peter and he was big.
Hold her jaw open. I'm putting my hand in.
Hold on a sec.
Hop off, hop off.
Hoping for someone else?
How about this? I'll go around the back.
How are we gonna pull this off?
How did they...? Wait. They practiced, I have a dress on.
How long have you been able to talk?
How weak.
How'd you get out of your enclosures? You don't wanna know.
How're you gonna hold me? You have no thumbs.
How's that ball working out for you?
How's the chocolate factory, Willy Wonka?
Hungry?
Hurry, hurry. You can do it, you can do it.
Hurry, she's on the move.
Hurry, we gotta cut her off at the bridge or she's gone.
I already heard.
I also ripped my pants and cried a little. It's all a blur.
I am so happy right now.
I appreciate it, but you know what?
I appreciate the grub.
I appreciate you showing some restraint there.
I basically had the same advice Joe did...
I basically have columns with toenails.
I bought a ring and rented a horse.
I can get you there. I'm the fastest animal in the zoo.
I can sing pretty good.
I can't believe it, thank you.
I can't believe you just went there.
I can't get it off.
I can't imagine how long it would take to get over you.
I can't take it. I miss Griffin.
I can't.
I certainly wasn't cleaning my basement.
I could walk 25 yards and buy a balloon on a stick.
I did three years in Vancouver for your information.
I didn't do it, you know.
I didn't even know Robin was gonna invite her. I'm an idiot.
I didn't think so.
I do.
I don't believe this. This is a clear statement.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what you're trying to prove with all your silk ribbons...
I don't know where you kids are going for your honeymoon, but Omaha...
I don't know why I'm telling you this now. Oh, boy.
I don't know, it just reminds me that he has so much potential.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I made it, I drilled it and I put a little ball in there.
I don't know. She just intimidates me, you know?
I don't like that guy.
I don't like the facts that I can't understand
I don't like this job. I don't, bro, I'm sorry.
I don't like this suit. I don't like our chintaki chairs.
I don't like this thing! Make it stop, make it stop!
I don't remember this Griffin.
I don't think I can do this. I'm afraid of heights.
I don't think you should have to go through all this to get her back.
I don't understand one word.
I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know.
I feel for him. He's all alone.
I feel if I do yoga in here...
I feel...
I got a train of... train.
I got it.
I got you. I've got you covered.
I gots to gets my flows on.
I gotta be honest, guys, my legs fell asleep when we sat down.
I gotta get out of this zoo.
I guess I feel bad about the way things ended between us.
I guess sometimes we all get stuck living in the past.
I guess that's what humans do.
I had a really bad experience and I don't like to talk about it.
I had a whole thing on burrow. Did it get hotter, 10 degrees hotter?
I had so many beautiful things... I'm just gonna sum up.
I hardly had any lessons, but I'm wicked athletic...
I have to.
I haven't beaten anybody senseless since my birthday.
I heard what happened.
I hope my being here doesn't make you uncomfortable.
I hope you understand.
I just made this weird, didn't I?
I just sold her an extended warranty we don't even have.
I know Barry, you had your dinner...
I know both parts because I'm understudying the other guy.
I know but a guy inside said it's okay. They will allow it this time.
I know we flee...
I know we had some stuff, but I'm making changes.
I know what you did. I also know you lied about it.
I know you can't see it but my lip won't stop quivering.
I know.
I leave this tree, I'm slapping you silly.
I love you, right? Okay, good.
I mean, you just stay, don't go anywhere.
I mean, you take Floyd here.
I might've been a little rough on him. A little?
I miss it, you know? Seeing the world.
I need a bike.
I need dessert, go.
I really didn't wanna do this right now
I really think we're wasting our time here.
I really thought you were different.
I see you've been busy. Lead zookeeper.
I think I'm here overnight.
I think sum it up, what I wanted to say.
I think that that zoo is really holding you back.
I think the last guy who wore it might have thrown up.
I think we both know who the Alpha is between us.
I think you'll like it.
I thought I had to change who I was to be happy...
I took out an ice sculpture, Gale got in my face, it's a mess.
I totally think this is working.
I used to be able to climb high enough...
I wanna thank you.
I want you to get to your feet. Okay, we're gonna slowly walk to the door.
I was gonna pass because I started having feelings for someone here...
I was just messing with you.
I was just peeing on him, for his health.
I was just upset. Thought that's what I needed to do to get Stephanie back.
I was kind of hoping we'd see some steps.
I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.
I was supposed to tell you there's a staff meeting tomorrow at 10.
I was talking about Griffin.
I was the who told you to be someone you're not.
I was thinking about the wedding.
I was thinking about... hold on a second.
I was wondering if maybe you needed someone to go with you, that I...
I wasn't even in love with.
I will go to your house and I will beat you in front of your mother.
I will hit the ground as you've just seen.
I will not get the deposit back if you do that.
I wish I could help you, Bernie, but... I mean, that enclosure's gone.
I would tell you this. You have nice calves.
I wouldn't do it around him.
I'd done everything I set out to do in the zoo game and it was ....
I'd like to bring up the guy who is responsible...
I'd look at you, you'd look away embarrassed.
I'll be off to the side over here.
I'll be there in the back, purple couch.
I'll do that.
I'll ignore them.
I'll wait.
I'm doing this.
I'm excited about this.
I'm feeding the giraffe.
I'm gonna go to the wedding with Gale.
I'm gonna let you in on a little something.
I'm gonna stop you right there.
I'm in a one act play...
I'm just gonna go with the baby backs and some fries.
I'm not sure, kind of like a disco ball though. Look at that.
I'm not uncomfortable. So comfortable.
I'm not. I wanna tell you I'm sorry.
I'm only been here eight.
I'm out of the zoo without my izod.
I'm really glad that you asked me to come out tonight.
I'm saying in the wild, I would never let a
I'm so alive.
I'm so blessed.
I'm so glad I met you.
I'm so happy.
I'm so sorry. Gale can be such an idiot.
I'm sorry about that, I... you know what happened...
I'm sorry, but you walked right into that one, grandma hair.
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sure you got things to do.
I'm telling you, Vern, this baby does zero to 60 in under four seconds.
I'm thinking about it, but ....
I'm thinking we've reached the end of the line.
I've set up my territory, I'm about to show Stephanie my pudding cup.
If by "home" you mean Uncle Bosoms...
If he's going to the wedding, he needs a date.
If I'm gonna go on a fake date, I was hoping I'd fake date a doctor.
If this is another eating intervention, I'm not hearing it.
If you are, I don't need to be here. Yeah, you heard me, I will walk.
If you do this for me, I will...
If you ever ....
If you wanna quit, I'm not gonna stand in your way.
If you would say, "Let us knock off a gas station," I'd do it right now.
Ignore it.
In fact, fleeing is the new fighting.
In fact, I may be sitting on an offer to work my magic...
In this very zoo. I bottle fed you.
Is attracted to the male...
Is it on, is it on, is it on? Yeah.
Is something going on?
Is T.G.I. Friday's as incredible as it looks?
Is that pushy? Hey, you know what? Fine, I'm pushy.
Is the most important thing in the world.
Is this an old tire or a gateway to adventure?
Is to be seen with another female.
It is, I admit it, I am not proud.
It is.
It sucks being alone here, buddy. I know.
It wasn't so much a zoo. It was more an animal farm.
It will counterbalance the whole bad juju, you know?
It worked. Can you believe it?
It's a gelatine cake. Kate made it for you.
It's a...
It's all hooked on with wires and what not.
It's an adventure.
It's basically like getting a black belt after only a month of karate.
It's been 10 years. Bernie's cool.
It's called a brain freeze right there.
It's getting a lot of attention.
It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be very hard to unsee that.
It's great to be wanted. You know how that feels.
It's just ....
It's just...
It's like watching a fight between two beanbag chairs.
It's no secret we've been on a journey together.
It's not just the attack, it's about everything leading up to it.
It's not my fault. I said throw poop at her, always works.
It's not... yeah, this I love. But we'll always have this, you know?
It's out. It's out. I'm sorry.
It's premeditated, very definitive. She knew exactly what she was doing.
It's pretty good.
It's really just... it's coming together.
It's time.
It's top of the food chain. Follow.
It's where the snack bar is now.
It's, it's...
It's... it's adventure.
Joe, over here.
Joe!! Why are you so concerned with what the stupid lion would do?
Joe? Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Jurgen. Jurgen.
Just a great guy looking for love.
Just be yourself, Griffin. That's all you need to do.
Just focus on the lyrics.
Just hanging out, enjoying your company.
Just ignore them.
Just keep... don't look... turn away...
Just leave it by the door.
Just saying looking good, freckle chest, yeah.
Just show up at weddings and trash the place? Because we are good.
Kate, it took me five years to get over someone
Kate!
Kate!
Kick up those woodchips. Look at him, a natural.
Kiss, kiss.
Knock yourself out, Nimer.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Let me ask you something, can the king of the jungle do this?
Let me get it, come... I'm not gonna bite.
Let me tell you that right now.
Let's do this. Come on.
Let's do this. I'll start from my back. Bring it.
Let's hear it for him.
Let's not make a big deal out of this.
Let's see ....
Let's see some movement.
Let's see. Today's Tuesday, so always.
Like it in the entire world.
Listen, Kate, I wanted you to be the first to know...
Listen, Stephanie, I was thinking...
Listen.
Little heads up. I may have hired a mariachi band.
Look at that up there.
Look, any other day, that kid would've been lunch.
Look, Griffin, I know it shouldn't bother me that you're a zookeeper...
Look, I hope you don't mind but I talked to your brother...
Look, if you're here just to yank my chain...
Look, is there anything else I can do for you?
Look, it all starts with trust.
Look, now, maybe you got a raw deal...
Look, Venom, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving the zoo tomorrow.
Look, we got a problem.
Look, when we first started dating you assumed I was gonna turn into...
Look! You saved my mate so we tried to help you connect with yours.
Look.
Look. I couldn't help overhearing.
Looks like things just got fun around here, huh?
Looks, success...
Lot of fun with the...
Love.
Ma!
Ma!
Make sure you get the whole area.
Man, I am hungry.
Man, it's gotta suck to be you.
May not be an expert on love, you know...
Maybe it means she is really thinking about you.
Maybe it's a coincidence. It's a very popular song.
Maybe it's possible to help Griffin without talking to him.
Meeting.
Mommy, look, it's going to eat. Come on.
Move it. Coming through.
Move. Come on, stupid bears.
Much better than the tire we had.
My elbows are sweating. That's weird.
My eyes.
My gosh, you're right. It's rush hour, I'll never make it.
My... this is stupid.
Namely me. Remember, you were shy.
New plan. Follow me.
Next time you see her, get her alone.
Nice, guy, nice.
No matter what package they come in.
No one's looking. Get off.
No problem. I popped it myself, so enjoy.
No, Bernie, that's ice. Buddy, that's cold.
No, Gale like Gale Sayers, the football player.
No, I came back to see if you were interested in happy hour at Friday's.
No, I'm just gonna take a taxi, or a shuttle or something.
No, it couldn't be.
No, it's fine, it's fine. I got it.
No, it's my decision. I mean, she thinks it's a good idea, but I do too.
No, mohegan blue. Chrome wheel package, buddy.
No, no, don't. No, it's not you.
No, no, no. Gale, this is an old friend of mine.
No, no, no. Hey.
No, no, no. I got an outfit all picked out.
No, no, no. It's silver, it's curved and has a light on it.
No, no, not at all.
No, no, we don't have time now. Thank you.
No, other side, nostril. Take care of that.
No, she's changing you into something that you're not.
No, we did it.
No, you don't want to come. Forget I don't know why I asked.
No, you know what it is?
No, you know what? It's my fault.
No, you overdid it. Don't you see?
No.
No.
No. No.
No. No.
Nobody's talking to Griffin.
Not all humans, Bernie.
Not basically, I am.
Not big like here. We didn't have the...
Not buying it. You can't see what's happening here?
Not good. Not good at all.
Not in the mood, hammer thumbs.
Not there. That's my spot.
Not with your nose, with your mouth. Get your lips into it.
Nothing, everything is fine.
Nothing, there's nothing you could do. Fleeing was the right call.
Notice the full extension of my lift leg.
Now all I see is cement.
Now it's getting weird.
Now onto the fiancée.
Now, I would have left it in longer. I like mine burnt a bit.
Now, porcupines, they... they get a bad rap, you know?
Now, tonight in honor of the bride and groom,
Offer's still on the table to work at the dealership.
Oh my God! This is our song. This is my song with Stephanie.
Oh, and the urine will neutralize the poison.
Oh, boy, here we go again.
Oh, crap.
Oh, dessert, go...
Oh, everyone's gonna be so happy.
Oh, God, it's barbed.
Oh, God, she's gone.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Okay.
Oh, God. You're okay.
Oh, Griffin, you're bleeding.
Oh, he stopped.
Oh, he's all alone.
Oh, I gotta take this. One sec.
Oh, I had a little dust up with the copperhead.
Oh, I like muffins. Can I get a "hey now"?
Oh, I mean:
Oh, I've been in play.
Oh, it's my ex, I broke up with him, but he showed up here anyway.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus. That is fiberglas. Stop it.
Oh, look at that... you do, good, that sounds good. Yeah, that's nice.
Oh, look, Griffin, I need to tell you something.
Oh, man, it's my fault.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God, he's calling, letting her know he's here.
Oh, my God, I almost passed out. I was so scared.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, sorry, Bern.
Oh, sweet nanny, that is painful.
Oh, that good, huh?
Oh, there they are.
Oh, what are you doing? Don't you play possum.
Oh, yeah, he says you did though.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, you got a good eye.
Oh, you know what else?
Oh, you said...
Oh, you...
Okay, cool. Thanks.
Okay, everybody, I know tonight isn't about me...
Okay, good.
Okay, I got post its, cinnamon tic tacs...
Okay, I gotta get my yoga.
Okay, I might have mentioned it before I knew you could understand me.
Okay, I sat down with my life coach and I cleared out everything...
Okay, I'm going.
Okay, if I was in a pond that would be my go to move.
Okay, if I'm not mistaken...
Okay, is this coming from you or Stephanie?
Okay, let's review your order.
Okay, look...
Okay, okay.
Okay, Robin, a lot. I'll own it.
Okay, so we're on our own.
Okay, so, hey, how you doing? Still in design school?
Okay, take it down.
Okay, thank you so much for saving us from that lion.
Okay, that...
Okay, that's the captivity talking.
Okay, things I didn't want the group to know.
Okay, this is definitely the song, then.
Okay, Venom, reel it in.
Okay, we're fine, here. Here we go.
Okay, we're helping a human. This is big.
Okay, when you finish, I'll give him an antihistamine just to be safe.
Okay, you gotta look away.
Okay, you know what? Are you giving the advice?
Okay, you're gonna do it. We're gonna do it.
Okay? Because here's you, the grass, mine's greener.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, now, slow it down, hot shot.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Come on, let's go.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay. Now, no sudden movements.
Okay. We're helping Griffin.
On my count. One, two, and ....
Once we get out, we just tell people we're going to a costume party.
One day, I guess I wasn't walking fast as he wanted me to...
Or mastering a ....
Or somebody French.
Other pocket.
Papers are all ready for you, make it happen, slam it.
Parties'?
Party at Bernie's. It's fun.
Payback, baby. Come on.
Pee pee. Smell, scent, chemistry, pheromones.
Penny for your thoughts?
Per se.
Personally, I don't think he's got the size to be enough.
Please?
Please.
Please. This way.
Plus, he's the only human who recognizes me as an equal.
Plus, I fit in the bike Lane. Hop on.
Preppy gorilla.
Put some oomph into it.
Really gives this whole room a nice zhuzh. You know what I mean?
Really?
Really?
Really? You know, because I remember a time
Recently won a ballroom dancing competition.
Relax, Joe.
Relax. Calm down, calm down.
Remember that chick that broke Griffin's heart 5 years ago?
Restroom not 20 feet from here.
Right here. Fine.
Rival dictate the outcome of a situation.
Roar.
Row, gorilla, row.
Row, row, row.
Sad face.
Scratch your back. Scratch it on the tree.
Secretaries a basket of zucchini fries.
See you at the party tonight.
See you tomorrow, Bern.
See, when I take down a female, I...
Seeing him tonight and up there in his little uniform and....
Shana, wanna grab us an espresso and a Montblanc?
Share the road. You all right?
She did not. Your mother ruined you.
She didn't notice us at the church, now she's gone. She's just gone.
She said, and I quote, "Griffin has potential." Potential.
She was on a tobacco can, she was born with an extra claw.
She's a big girl. She's a big girl.
She's breathing.
She's eating carrots.
She's looking.
She's okay.
She's on a 9:15 flight.
She's stable and she's sedated.
She's wild in your dreams. You don't know squat, Jerome.
Should've warned you. Oh my God.
Shut it down. Shut it down.
Shut up, he didn't say yes. I'm not gonna pay you.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sit, sit, sit.
Size has nothing to do with it.
So basically you're using me.
So close.
So cute.
So he swung the stick at me, but I caught it, and he slipped and fell.
So here I be.
So how's it going?
So I go to the fridge the other day to replenish the old electrolytes...
So I think we should just ask Joe.
So if you ever do anything like that again...
So it's good.
So listen, I've been thinking...
So listen.
So suddenly I'm more important than learning the banjo?
So tell me everything.
So there's talk you might leave the zoo.
So what if you don't have my great complexion or my thick, wavy hair?
So will you marry me?
So, Stephanie, I saw the way that you were looking at Griffin.
So, we tussle a little bit ....
So, what's the game plan here?
So, you said you got a chick in Canada?
So?
So.. I don't know, you think I should maybe just ask her out?
Soar with me.
Sorry about that, by the way.
Sorry, Bern, not happening.
Sorry, but that big wedding party just cleaned me out.
Sorry, I just lost my train of...
Sorry?
Sorry?
Sorry.
Sorry. One more look.
Sounds good, I'm there. I love blowouts.
Steam ships.
Stop it, this is... very dangerous out here.
Stop it.
Stupid with underground fight clubs.
Subtitle Enhaned by "Dr. Zia R Khan". Enjoy the Movie.
Such a delicate flower.
Sure this is gonna help with the ladies?
Sure.
Sweetness. Funny story.
Swing your paws like you're swatting salmon.
Take it down a peg, I was just asking question.
Take it easy, man. No problem.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
Take me along, you know, just in case you need some backup.
Taped to the door, right next to the picture of that kayak I'm getting...
Target sighted.
Tell me you're not wearing that to the wedding.
Ten years ago, you and Bernie had an incident.
Thank you, sir. There you go.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, boss.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That can fly the highest?
That I can't date you because I'm already dating a supermodel.
That I could actually trust someone again.
That I could just catch a glimpse of a few buildings.
That I took a job working for my brother at his dealership.
That is exactly why you're single, Bruce. You have no sense of romance.
That is how you get a girl like Stephanie.
That just reminds me, we have an absinthe tasting on Mathieu sailboat.
That the female eagle...
That was so fun.
That you would turn into the guy that I'd always dreamed of being with.
That'll be 64 meat lover's pizzas, 32 Caesar salads.
That's a crazy stance right there.
That's a feeling I never wanna get used to.
That's a signing bonus, if you do. Take it, look at that.
That's a terrible idea.
That's all I can think of right now.
That's crazy.
That's good like that.
That's good.
That's how I met Karen.
That's how you'll get your girl.
That's it, I'm quitting my diet.
That's it, looks good. Come on.
That's it? You're all birthday ed out?
That's it. Good night.
That's right.
That's so sweet. No.
That's what I wanted to talk to you about, I...
That's what they do. They lock their talons together
That's when they get you, you see?
That's why I do stuff to your water bowl.
That's... Kate heads up our eagle program.
That's... that's amazing.
The best way for a male to attract a female...
The changes I've seen in you...
The eagle enclosure is up and running so I'm taking a job in Nairobi.
The females in the pride, they do the hunting.
The girl's gonna be here tomorrow and she's interested.
The ice sculpture was her mother's idea.
The last time we went on a date.
The only difference between me and an eagle is...
The only way that's gonna happen is to do as we say.
The roar.
The type of guy you always dreamed about.
The wolf got stung by one of Venom's scorpions.
The zoo game? What the hell are you talking about, Griffin?
The zoo is closed. You're fine.
Then the sea lion lets me go. Thirty seconds later, I resurface.
Then zip zang, Griffin gets the girl, stays at the zoo...
There she is.
There she is.
There was a zoo in New Hampshire that was coming after me pretty hard.
There you go, buddy. Nice and shady.
There you go. Now you're all better.
There you go. That's what we're talking about.
There you have it.
There.
There. There you go.
There's a sign up sheet, a pretty elaborate waiver.
There's not. Now, don't be stingy with the magic.
There's something blocking her airway. I need a laryngoscope.
There's still time. Let's get Kate.
These past few weeks have been nothing short of remarkable.
They don't usually do that until you have been working here like 10 years.
They had a couple badgers. A badger and a...
They had a sick raccoon. Sick.
They lie.
They're great. They're fast and sincere.
They're not gonna hurt you. Good.
Think about it.
Thirty oranges.
This better be good.
This is definitely on purpose. We are...
This is fine.
This is Jurgen Milraux.
This is just right.
This is my ideal weight. Ask the vet.
This is not good.
This is not right.
This is our song.
This is prohibited.
This is very junior high, you do realize that.
This isn't a real date.
This place looks amazing, Griffin. No.
This time he's got a point. Come on.
This will help you at the rehearsal dinner tonight.
Thought we'd mix things up a little today.
Three, but you know what? One guy, he didn't feel like he needed it.
Throw poop at her.
Throw the poop.
Thumbs, baby. It's all about the thumbs.
To death with your own arm.
To get us to move, he prods us with a long stick...
To you guys.
Tomorrow, I'm supposed to work.
Tonight you gave me more than I could ever ask for.
Totally amazing. I just think this whole place looks so great.
Tragic misread of situation.
Two more licks.
Us too, over here.
Venom?
Very wild.
Wait a sec.
Wait a sec. What the heck is benihana?
Wait till I show you this new dress I bought.
Wait, it's bumper to bumper from here to the airport. Whoa, almost took off.
Wait, stop!
Wait, where you going?
Wait. I can do this one. Hold me, grab me.
Wait. You're not a zoo animal.
Wanting to see the animals tomorrow...
Was that on a plate?
Was the invitation to this wedding that you wanted me to go to.
Watch and learn.
Watch this, look, look, look.
We deserve better.
We did it.
We didn't tell you to back down.
We forgot about him.
We got the call at the same time.
We laugh until we can't breathe.
We talked about this.
We tell him point blank how to get her back.
We were gonna go see the rhinos...
We?
We'd hold the title, king of the jungle?
We'd like to perform our winning dance.
We'd like to send that table of
We'll look at the giraffe now.
We're all here tonight to celebrate one thing...
We're gonna do it. Oh, man, they're good.
We're sitting in a circle staring at him. What do you think I'm looking at?
We've been hearing about that breakup on the beach every day...
We've got a high roller checking out the Mercedes McLaren.
Weddings can be weird if you're alone and you...
Well, he wouldn't be gone if you'd listened to me.
Well, maybe what I was before wasn't what I was.
Well, she is back.
Well, when an eagle finds it's perfect mate, they cartwheel, right?
Were you there, huh?
What are you doing out of your enclosure? Someone can see you.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you stopping for?
What did you just say?
What did you want me to do? Come in my work clothes?
What have I got to lose?
What I'm basically saying is... I mean, I'm not...
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is this, anyway?
What part of "split my pants” don't you get? My butt's hanging out.
What the hell is wrong with you?
What was I supposed to do? Her ex boyfriend showed up.
What was that?
What, I'm stress eating. Stop looking at me!
What?
What?
What?
What? No, no.
What? Oh, nothing.
What? Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
What's going on?
What's he doing?
What's the play about?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up? We gonna do this?
What's wrong?
When you needed some help with females.
When you're not focused.
Where are we going? You can't leave me here.
Where did that breeze go? It is hot.
Whether you're taking out a rival or taking down prey...
Which is closed. They close at 4.
Which is why you have to learn to protect your territory.
Who are you talking to?
Who cares whose fault it is?
Who is this chaotic pile of man?
Who... '? How would this ever help me?
Whoa, guy, back for more?
Whoa, let's put the donkey back in the barn.
Whoa, man, I feel like I went through a car wash right then.
Why did you talk to me?
Why do you bring this stuff around here?
Why don't you come back here and say it to my face.
Why?
Will that be cash or credit?
With a nail in the end of it.
Wow, he is really hauling.
Wow, I never knew any of that.
Wow, that's awesome. Congratulations.
Yeah, but maybe that's not enough.
Yeah, Dave goes all out.
Yeah, I am changing me.
Yeah, I didn't think so. Okay.
Yeah, I don't know, I...
Yeah, I mean, don't do that to me.
Yeah, I was dating a kodiak model.
Yeah, I won't be able to move the arm for another six hours.
Yeah, in your dreams.
Yeah, let's go. We want a good seat.
Yeah, maybe it's time I just start thinking about myself.
Yeah, no, l... you know...
Yeah, that's ice, but it's deadly. Deadly.
Yeah, that's my group. Please, you got to have something.
Yeah, up. Come on, reach.
Yeah, we should get him back, we should.
Yeah, we were just at a costume party.
Yeah, well, you get used to it because now it's all about you.
Yeah, you always said , you can't remember
Yeah, you would know.
Yeah, your pudding cup, man. Get it out front. Remove the mystery.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Food for thought, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah. Who better than us to help you?
Yes, there is. It says:
Yes, yeah. You know, I got the bump last year.
Yes.
Yo, go for Grif.
You ask Stephanie out, it's gonna end the same way.
You can call me Betty, as long as you're going.
You can do this.
You can.
You can't grab a coffee mug with that.
You can't quit something you never started.
You can't wear mittens. It's useless.
You care to comment on that?
You come down here and I'll use you as a loofah.
You come to the zoo. I give you a private tour.
You could always ask me.
You could make your annual salary in a month.
You deserve a great girl in your life.
You deserve better.
You did it.
You do know that we have a fully functioning
You don't break the code, idiot.
You don't stay... You...
You get in his face, make him back down.
You go down there all you want. I am not getting jacked up by him again.
You got a bat in the cave. Yeah, she got a booger.
You got it.
You had to see this coming.
You haven't changed, you don't know how to trust your instincts.
You insult her. That's right.
You knock her down, you bring her up. When she seems interested, walk away.
You know that, ever feel that? All the time, like...
You know the code. We don't ever talk to humans.
You know what, right now I gotta go talk to Kate, okay?
You know what! Barry is right, I'm going to get her.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? A heads up would be nice.
You know what? Fist bump works.
You know what? I can't right now.
You know what? I'm gonna go get some air. Okay.
You know what? It's worth a shot, I'll try it tomorrow.
You know what? Let someone else zoo keep tomorrow.
You know what? Let's put wings on this loser train and get our Friday's on.
You know, finding the perfect mate...
You know, forget good, we're great.
You know, I really don't feel like doing this.
You know, it's not my call.
You know, keep you up at night?
You know, you almost had me convinced things could be different.
You know?
You know?
You know...
You listen to us and we turn you into an Alpha male.
You look amazing.
You look too good for me. People are gonna know it's a setup.
You love working here, you're great at it. The animals love you.
You make her feel bad. Then you compliment her.
You mean the way you flamed down?
You mean, do we laugh every time we see
You remember nothing.
You said it was vitamin drops.
You said to cut her from the herd, I did.
You said you were done with the zoo game.
You scream, "Help me, I'm worthless and funny looking."
You see how I raised the bar from the last pee mark.
You see right there. You're giving me attitude.
You see this is what happens. I should've never listened to you guys.
You sent your buddy over to test the waters to make sure.
You sleep 20 hours a day, Joe. I think you'll live.
You started having feelings.
You stick them back here. You tell them it's a secret cave.
You still got a thing for her, don't you?
You still got your izod?
You totally set me up.
You trying to make the rest of us look bad?
You wanna intimidate a rival? You gotta do this.
You wanna talk? Let's talk.
You want anything, I...
You were awesome in there. Oh, my God, my friends love you.
You were so great. I gotta say, you are really getting there.
You wish. Perfume and Teddy bears.
You won't be so cocky when he's beating you
You won't even know I'm there. I've got unbelievable mingling skills.
You'd better stick to your cozy life...
You're a good friend.
You're a good man, Griffin. You just need a little help.
You're a predator. Act like it.
You're gonna enjoy this a lot more.
You're like a daredevil.
You're the one that talk to him first.
You're up, sunshine.
You're very welcome, Bernie.
Your arms are twice as long as mine.
90 percent of the stuff you talk about.
"Wild." You're missing the point.
"Will you mar... " Stephanie?
Actually, I do. Okay, but I don't wanna tell you.
Agile. Yeah, she's bendy.
All right. Oh, my God.
And that's how you get your girl. We get it.
Are you going with Floyd? Oh, yeah.
Are you kidding me? What?
Are you okay? Yeah.
Are you sure? Yes.
Aren't they amazing? Yeah, no...
Baby crying. What did you say, Thumbs?
Back off, Nimer. You back off.
Bern, I gotta do this on my own. I'll sit at another table.
Bernardo. Oh, my God, it's Bernie.
Bernie, you made it. All right, all right.
Bring it, come on. It's been brought.
But... Not your dream guy, I got it.
Can I ask you a question? Yes.
Can I drive? No, you cannot.
Can we just have a sec? Sure.
Check it out. Hey.
Cherry. Thanks, Franky.
Chintoko. Either one, I don't like them.
Closing up shop again, Grif? Yeah, just had to clean up.
Come on, the road's blocked. Yeah, oh...
Come on, you honeypot. Bring it, big boy.
Come on. Okay, I'll hold.
Congratulations. That's Robin.
Dave. No, I'm serious.
Dead empty when you get back, woman. Okay.
Did you know they mate for life? I do now.
Dig a big old bear hole. Dig it.
Do you love it? Trying to complete the pose ....
Don't go anywhere. Not going anywhere.
Fine. Bend those knees.
Get dirty. Stop digging.
Get low. Yeah.
Get on my back. Okay.
Get on. What?
Go get them. I'm getting them.
Go, go. Are you sure?
Go. Close the deal, Griffin.
Gonna need your keys. Oh, yeah, they're in my pocket.
Good night, Griffin. Good night, Manny. Heading home?
Good. I don't know, man.
Great job. Thank you.
Griffin, you okay? Yeah.
Griffin? Kate, hey.
Griffin. Lion secure, going home.
Hang in there, girl. Whoa!
Have a good evening. You too.
Have you got me? You know what? I have you.
He backed you down. I didn't see you do anything.
He's a good one, yeah. How much do they weigh?
He's fine, he's... No, no.
He's not even chewing. Hey man! Take a breath.
He's not giving up. Okay.
Here's a predator. Dig a hole.
Hey, Grif. Hey.
Hey, how's it going? Good.
Hey, listen, I just wanted to... Save it.
Hey, man, you better back off. Want me to back off, Crystal Gayle?
Hey, Siegfried, where's Roy? What?
Hey, there's a note in it. Get out of here.
Hey, what happened to your eye? It's good to have you back, Grif.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. Oh, Grif.
Hold the jaw. Come on, you can do it.
How about instead... What?
How are you? Oh, you gotta bring it in with him.
How is Robin's leg? Oh, she's fine.
I am tired. I'm back in. Me too.
I am? Yeah, but you're still here.
I blew it. It's my fault.
I can do this. Wait, don't leave.
I can't Snap it.
I can't compete with him, all right? I don't care.
I don't exactly blend in. It's simple.
I don't know what a laryngo... It's in the drawer.
I got grandkids. That's even better.
I gotta say, this is incredible. Where have you been?
I guess I'm up. I can't...
I love... Stop it!
I respect that. Maybe you better take me with you.
I split my pants. I'm putting you on speaker.
I wasn't, I have sleep apnea. Sounded like baby crying to me.
I wonder. What's going on?
I'm a buyer for Saks now. Oh, that's good.
I'm going to the bathroom. You better.
I'm gonna get a trach tube. Oh, my God. Okay.
I'm gonna throw up. No, no, no, it's okay.
I'm sorry? I didn't attack him.
Is that a chair? Yes, it's a Chintoko.
Isn't it comfy, cozy? Yeah.
It was more of a pull than a tear. I hit her so flush.
It's beautiful, right? It's great.
It's gonna be wild. Yeah, yeah... I'll see you saturday.
It's over. It's not over.
It's pee pee. Sorry?
It's stuck. No, come on.
It's very nice meeting you. That's what people tell me.
Joe, anything else for Griffin? What would I know?
Just karate, go with that. Yeah.
Kate. Hi, Dave.
Kate's coming. What?
Kodiak model? She's technically a model.
Madame, please, don't touch that. Sorry.
My walk? Wipe that goofy look off your face.
My wrist. Oh, man, I'm sorry.
My... come on, my walk is fine. Fine? It's a hot, stinking pile.
Nicely done. Yeah.
No one's gonna believe that. Maybe not at first.
No, don't say that. Gross.
No, I do, I definitely do. I don't know.
No, keep digging. Keep digging.
No, no one's around. We were worried about you.
No, no, I've been out for a while. Okay.
No, no, no. This guy's untrainable.
No, no. Yes, yes, you are.
No, you're good. Thank Kate for me.
Not breathing. Support her neck.
Now go get your girl. How?
Now lead with your pudding cup. My pudding cup?
Now, how do you propose we do it? Animals are experts on mating.
Oh no! Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, God, I just sucked in a fuzz. Are you okay?
Oh, good choice. Thanks.
Oh, I know how they feel. Yeah.
Oh, my God, are you okay? Yeah.
Oh, my God. Joe.
Oh, my gosh. Get off the road!
Oh, no. Don't look down.
Oh, not cool. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Not that specifically.
Okay, I'm good. Okay.
Okay, that feels good. Yeah.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Can't you hear what I'm saying?
Okay. You know what else?
Really? There's only five
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yes, yeah. Yes, yeah.
See the thumb? Yeah, yeah, I see it.
Shake that money maker. Swing those arms.
Share the road. I'm not good at sharing.
She just looked over here. Laugh.
She just went with the fall. The legs were:
She's a good lady. Oh, my heart's racing, man.
She's having trouble breathing. What's happening?
She's leaving for Africa tonight. What?
Show us your stuff. Yup.
Shut up. I'm serious, I figured I'd...
So will you...? Yeah, not gonna happen.
Sounds good. All right, go ahead.
Stay in sync. I'm trying.
Stephanie. Hi.
Surprise. Oh, that's it.
Take a cookie, sweetie. Oh, thanks, Mrs. D.
Take down a female, you? You don't know me my whole life.
Taste it. Stop it.
Taste the heel. Hey, easy.
Thank you. No.
That looks difficult. You know what's not difficult?
That was you? Yeah.
That's how you're playing it? Stay away from her.
That's not helping. Don't look up.
That's not instilling confidence. Sorry.
That's what we came here for, right? It is, I...
The eagle enclosure's almost done. I gotta tell you, it is amazing.
The proud, soaring arc of my stream. Yeah.
Then why haven't you? Humans can't handle it.
There you go. Yeah.
This is ridiculous. We know what we're doing.
This is Venom, he's our reptile guy. Hey.
Through the wickets. That's good.
Throw out the napkin. Okay, I'm so sorry.
To the couple. Yeah.
Trust it. Get your paws up.
Turn everything into a home game. There's gotta be another way.
Understood? No breaking the code.
Venom, I need to borrow your car. Absolutely.
Watch it. Oh, sorry, Gale, you're a female.
We do. Thank you.
We should rob banks. I'm in.
We're gonna circulate. Yeah.
We're having a signing party. Yes, sir.
We're leaving. Okay.
Welcome to the dream. Help!
Well, it was really nice to see you. Okay.
Well, that was really great. They're, like, the perfect couple.
What are you doing? It's attack position.
What do we do, Kate? Don't panic, Griffin.
What do you call this? That's a paw.
What do you think this is about? What am I? Psychic?
What the hell are you doing? I was cartwheeling.
What was with the robot moves? I don't know, I panicked.
What, are you too good to dig? That's it.
What? Hand it over.
What? I...
What? Laugh like we're really having fun.
What? What, Stephanie's back?
What? You know?
What's that? What?
What's up, puppy breath? What?
What's wrong with being a zookeeper? Nothing, you're the best, okay?
Where did you get the watch? Don't you worry about it.
Where you going, Griffin? Hey, come on... get out.
Will do, all right? We're gonna need your cell phone.
Yeah, doesn't sound good. It's not.
Yeah, he's a bear. Yeah, he's a bear, baby.
Yeah, he's right, you know? I can't take it.
Yeah, it's on but, like, on reverse. Yeah, you should definitely go.
Yeah, Mathieu. Do you remember him?
Yeah, no, I gotta get that checked. Yeah.
Yeah, okay. I love it.
Yeah, thank you. Pretty great party, huh?
Yeah! Show them the goods. This just feels weird.
Yes, yes. You helped so much, thank you.
You can talk. Yeah, we can talk.
You coming, Barry? Okay, you're not listening.
You got problems, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have a woman's name. No.
You invited Stephanie? Sorry to jump you like that.
You know what I think we should do? Not a zoo animal!
You look so freaking real. He does, yeah.
You need to do this. Yeah?
You positive she saw us? Yes.
You said eagles, they mate for life. Yes.
You too? Yeah.
You'll be all right. What happened?
You're killing us with the crying. You were sobbing all night.
You're like the hippo whisperer. I don't know.
You're not even making any sense. Makes enough sense that you get it.
You're that little zoo girl, right? Kate, yeah.
You're the bear. You're a big bear.
You're the expert on everything. God, your mother ruined you.
Your name's Gale. What?
Zookeeper. Gorilla.
...pleasure.
'Cause this whole clinically depressed energy is not getting the job done.
"Don't like to talk about it."
"I be parrot.
"In the wild." You've never been in the wild a day in your life.
"In the wild"? You were born in captivity, Joe.
♪ He got the grandma hair, he got the grandma hair.
♪ That's how you get a girl That's how you get a, get a girl
♪ That's how you gonna get your girl
♪ That's how you gonna get your girl yeah, yeah

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