Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Edit

A cat's eye does reveal everything.

A cat's eye reveals everything.

A dog's sensitive hearing has always been considered a tactical advantage.

A human. Definitely human.

A new opening, right?

A sound so devastating, so terrifying...

A used car dealership. True, he may not be a great cop.

Absolutely!

After that, she went rogue, changed her name to Kitty Galore...

After the mission, can we get ice cream?

Agent 121 breaking radio silence.

Ah! It's so tangly!

Ah! Whoo!

Ah. So you do understand.

Aha. Here we are.

Aha. Paws! Time to call in...

Alert, Agent Diggs.

All l have to do is push this button...

All right, l'm done.

All right, team. Let's go kick some tail!

All right, team. We got work to do.

All right. It looks like one of Kitty's henchcats.

All right. Where's Kitty Galore?

All that butt sniffing paid off.

All used car salesmen.

Alley oop.

Almost perfect.

Although, l could use a passport and a speedboat.

Amazing what you can do with a few spare parts...

An evil genius doesn't need good luck.

And after all these years, still only a field agent?

And don't scratch it!

And every canine on this planet will become a mad dog, forever!

And exactly what we need to take down Kitty Galore.

And he still won't listen.

And he's made of candy.

And l swore l was never gonna let him down.

And may l present the most adorable creature in my life, little Scrumptious.

And now you've let the MacDougalls escape!

And now, leave!

And then l say the magic words, ''Abracadabra....''

And then what?

And then:

And there's only one place for a mad dog.

And this is yours.

And when l say ''fat cat,'' l mean you might wanna switch to the skim milk.

And where have you been?

And with that, l am officially no longer the dumbest animal in the room.

And you're too late to stop it!

ANGUS [OVER SPEAKERS]: Attention, humans!

ANGUS: l've got you in my sights, you wee bird!

ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]: Congratulations, Agent 8uttercup...

ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]: Today's seminar, ''Harassment in the Workplace.''

ANNOUNCER: Alert! Alert! The perimeter has been breached.

ANNOUNCER: Today's specials are leftover meatloaf and bacon.

Anything but water! l beg you.

Anything but water.

Anyway, come and get me, if you dare!

Anyway, listen, thanks for fixing me up. l should be heading home now.

Are you kidding me? Dog HQ sent us to protect you. Now, let's go.

Are you okay there, rookie?

As soon as my satellite is in position, l hit the button and upload the signal!

At least they're not wearing sweaters.

Aw, man. Where'd you get one of those fancy collars?

Awesome.

Back in the kennel again.

Back off, Butch. This is how we do things downtown.

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

Batter up!

Beautiful pussycat. Beautiful puss.

Because we're field agents, Lou.

Because you don't have your new collar...

Behold my glorious device!

Besides, you have a new baby now.

Bet you weren't expecting that, suckers!

Betrayed by my own kind.

Blueprints? What blueprints?

Booyah.

Brakes, brakes, brakes.

Bull's eye.

Bup bup bup. Don't judge my master plan until you've heard the whole thing, huh?

But at who? Daddy?

But enough pleasantries. You have one of my operatives.

But he has the potential to be a great agent.

But how?

But it'll take a cat to catch this kitty.

But it's not like l don't wanna follow orders.

But l don't wanna go back to the kennel.

But l, um, also want to thank you for saving my life.

But now, it will be their downfall.

But that takes a very special kind of feline.

But the choice is yours.

But you're inside too.

Butch taught me this.

Butch, if you're not too busy. Need a little help!

Butch, it's time to take out the trash!

Butch, you've lost some weight.

Butch, your collar is fitted with the Rawhide l communications package.

BUTCH: Catherine, protect that pigeon.

BUTCH: Collar: Net!

BUTCH: Come on, hurry up!

BUTCH: Diggs, hold still.

BUTCH: Diggs! You've ruined everything.

BUTCH: First thing to do, get on top of that ride.

BUTCH: Hey, watch your paws in here. Don't touch anything.

BUTCH: Hey! Are you crazy?

BUTCH: Keep pushing me, Diggs.

BUTCH: l'm too old for this poop!

BUTCH: Mr. Tinkles.

BUTCH: Of course it does. It looks like a giant fire hydrant.

BUTCH: Okay, guys.

BUTCH: Our elite agents work and train 2411...

BUTCH: Stay alert. Kitty could be ready to pounce inside.

BUTCH: Stop it! l can't see! DIGGS: Billboard, billboard, billboard!

BUTCH: Sure you're okay, big shot? DIGGS: Fine, good.

BUTCH: Team, huddle up.

BUTCH: That's not wallpaper. That's a blueprint for a giant satellite dish.

BUTCH: This is Agent 3293. l've got the package.

BUTCH: This is the rendezvous point.

BUTCH: Watch out! It's gonna blow!

BUTCH: We're almost at Playland.

BUTCH: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

Butch! l think l know where we can find Kitty!

Butch! You look old. And fat.

Butch? Butch are you there? Talk to me!

By the time you're done, the bird will have flown.

Bye bye!

CALICO: Here's what we got:

CALICO: You guys aren't mad, are you? CATHERINE: Where's Kitty?

Call me old fashioned, but l preferred it when we all hated each other.

Can l ask you something?

Can we just cut to the chase already and get to why l'm here?

Can we leave now?

Can you give it back?

Careful, now. New recruits sometimes get a little woozy after their first ride.

Careful, Scrumptious.

CARL: Mike, you wanna grab lunch? MIKE: l don't like you, Carl.

CARLITO: Come any closer and the last thing you'll hear is ''boom''!

CARLITO: l'll do it! All l can

Cat ladies, such enablers.

CAT: Dude, l saw it blink.

CAT: You look tasty.

CAT1 : We're outsourcing?

CAT2: Does he look rabid to you? He looks rabid to me.

Catherine, could you help me out here? This is too adorable for my taste.

Catherine, l sure hope we're not chasing our tails here.

Catherine, snap out of it.

CATHERINE: Careful what you wish for.

CATHERINE: Hey, Catzilla!

CATHERINE: It sure does. BUTCH: Genius!

CATHERINE: It's an expression, Diggs.

CATHERINE: l've got you, bird.

CATHERINE: Look out! The MacDougall twins!

CATHERINE: My humans are out tonight, so relax while l check in with MEOWS.

CATHERINE: No, Diggs, l drive like a cat.

CATHERINE: No, l want answers.

CATHERINE: No! My collar!

CATHERINE: Now, let's have a look at that paw.

CATHERINE: Ouch! Will you get off my tail? Hang on.

CATHERINE: Say hello to my little friend.

CATHERINE: See you, ladies. l gotta fly!

CATHERINE: She was on assignment at a cosmetics factory...

CATHERINE: The window! We can get out the window!

CATHERINE: This place looks pretty secure.

CATHERINE: We're almost at the wires! Something's wrong with my collar!

CATHERINE: Welcome to MEOWS.

CATHERINE: What the?

CATHERINE: Wrong again, fleabag.

CATHERINE: You're not gonna lose me that easy.

Catherine?

Cats and dogs can't work together!

Cats and dogs working together?

Cats rule! Yeah.

Cats rule.

Check out my ink.

Chuck, you're a grade A doofus. Here they are.

CHUCK: Close your eyes!

CHUCK: Kitty!

CHUCK: Kitty!

CHUCK: Kitty! l'm home!

Close your mouth.

Collar: Camera.

Collar: Comlink.

Collar: Grappling hook!

Collar: Laser!

Collar: Lock pick.

Collar: Retract.

Come here. Yes.

Come home and we'll look together.

Come in!

Come inside and warm up with Freidrich.

Come on, boy. Come on.

Come on, Catherine. You can do this.

Come on, Diggs. Just one paw after the other.

Come on, Diggsy!

Come on, guys. You can do this.

Come on, Miss Daisy, can't this thing go any faster?

Come on, Seamus. We've got work to do.

Come on! Why isn't this working?

Come. Come. Outside. No!

Contrary to your belief, all cats aren't evil.

Cookie, stop barking at your brother!

Copy that! l just hope the kid's okay.

Could you introduce me to them, please?

Did you guys miss me? Because l'm back!

Did you really think the Rock could hold me forever?

Diggs, go, go!

Diggs, how much time have you spent in kennels?

Diggs, l'm sorry, buddy.

Diggs, stay.

Diggs, that is not a valid interrogation technique.

DIGGS: A room full of cats? Try and stop me!

DIGGS: Brake, brake, brake. Welcome to Playland. Parking is $5.

DIGGS: Come on!

DIGGS: Enough pussy footing around, Tinkles! Where's Kitty Galore?

DIGGS: Ha ha. Sucker.

DIGGS: Hey, a squirrel.

DIGGS: Hey! Whoa.

DIGGS: It's go time. CATHERINE: Save the dogs, save the world.

DIGGS: It's quiet. A little too quiet.

DIGGS: l hate Plan B!

DIGGS: l think we have different definitions of ''fun.''

DIGGS: No guts, no glory.

DIGGS: Not without me!

DIGGS: Oh, right, the dropping floor thing, l've seen one Oh!

DIGGS: Playland, huh?

DIGGS: So this is how it ends for me.

DIGGS: Tab, flip the image.

DIGGS: That wacko so much as changes channels on that thing...

DIGGS: The MacWhats?

DIGGS: Wait a second.

DIGGS: What's with the fanny pack? BUTCH: Shh!

DIGGS: Where do you think you're going, punk?

DIGGS: Whoa, whoa! Man, you drive like a girl.

DIGGS: Whoa.

DIGGS: Yep, that's it.

DIGGS: Yes, sir, captain. Captain. Mr. Man.

Diggs!

Diggs!

Diggs!

Diggs! Any ideas?

Diggs! Hang tight! l'm going after that bird!

Diggs! No!

Diggs! Wait outside with Seamus.

Diggs?

Diggs. No.

Do you feel that, Kitty? Do you feel the love?

Do you wanna chew me up and spit me out...

Doberman or not, do not pinch her.

Does schnookems want attention?

DOG 1: All in? DOG 2: Why not?

DOG: Nice one, Diggs.

DOG: Three, two, one. Fire the catapult.

Dogs.

Don't be scared. l'll hold your paw, big baby.

Don't get your feathers all ruffled.

Don't like the water, huh?

Don't put him back in the system.

Don't take this wrong. You know that saying, ''Cat got your tongue''?

Don't worry, Diggs. l'll get you out of here.

Don't worry, Kitty. We all get stage fright sometimes.

Don't worry. We still hate you.

Duncan, would you be quiet!

DUNCAN: l love ice cream.

DUNCAN: Now, don't be hasty, dog. l was just having a wee bit of fun.

DUNCAN: What are you doing?

DUNCAN: Yippee ki yay, little puppy!

During today's rounds, his cage was vacant. He seems to be lost.

Easy enough. Just give me some bread, a big net and a hammer.

Easy. l'm barking right at him.

Enjoy the park, sir.

Everybody down on the flo! Whoa ooh!

Ew. Ugh, yuck.

Excuse me, has anyone seen my assistant?

Excuse me. l'm a cat. l think l know a thing or two about stealth.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Pigeon to the rescue.

Facebook.com/sazu489

Feline intelligence, huh? Okay, quick, what's eight times eight?

Fight cats? Why didn't you say so?

Fine. But l don't know who you'll find dumb enough to partner with him.

First you let the carrier pigeon get away. Then you almost drowned us in kitty litter.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a pi Ah!

Follow me through this, cat!

Follow me, cat. For your own good, l suggest you avoid sudden moves.

Follow me.

For months now, Kitty has been stealing technology...

For our big opening, you are gonna go in here, like this.

Four hostages inside.

Free! Scot free! Meow, meow.

Fun?

Get a haircut, you hippie.

Get down from there!

Get me out of here! l'll tell you anything! Anything!

Get out of there! Get out!

GIRL: Can't you doggies do anything else?

Give me the situation, captain.

Go ahead with your bad self. Bling!

Go back and check for him. He didn't fall through the floor!

Go now! Go.

Good. It's about

Goodness. Someone made a schtinky.

Gotcha.

Great news.

Greetings, Agent Butch. Activate paw scan now.

Greetings, my furry friends! It is l, Tinkles!

Greetings, my future feline followers.

Guys, please, can you stop running? l'm fighting the urge to chase you.

Guys, question: Why is butt sniffing always your fallback position?

Ha ha! You fools!

Ha. l wish.

Hacked the system? Who? How's that even possible?

Hairball.

Hairless beyond recognition and humiliated by her fellow agents...

Hand over the bird.

Hate to see you go, Iove to watch you leave.

Have a seat, gentlemen.

Have fun!

Have you been compromised?

He's been in and out of kennels his whole life. He's never had a home.

He's claimed his prices are insane. Now it appears he is too.

He's fearless, barks in the face of danger, and is trained in paw to paw combat.

He's like a new dog.

He's not officially lost. We're filing the appropriate papers.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anyone home?

Hello. Hello.

Help me.

Here l come!

Here you go, boy.

Hey, Angus. Now can we get ice cream?

Hey, are we related?

Hey, birdy birdy. Mm.

Hey, boss, l'm riming. Heh heh!

Hey, calm down. Can't a guy take a statue break?

Hey, Diggs, listen to me.

Hey, doggies.

Hey, don't knock it till you've sniffed it. Now, talk!

Hey, funky doorbell.

Hey, get your tail out of that pencil sharpener.

Hey, guys, watch. l'm skateboarding, l'm skateboarding!

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey! Help me with my e mail. l gotta reach my vet.

Hey, how you doing, buddy?

Hey, Kitty, l got news.

Hey, Kitty! Sorry, practice went a little long.

Hey, l like this sweater. It was a gift from my grandma.

Hey, Ringo, enough with the steel drums here! l'm tying to talk, ''mon''!

Hey, there's my cat. What do you say there, Kitty?

Hey, wait a second. That ride looks kind of like a....

Hey, wait up.

Hey, what's Kitty Galore's name doing on my wallpaper?

Hey! Hey! Easy! Easy! Watch the teeth!

Hey! What? What the?

Hey. Hold up. What the?

Hey. It's, like, a bunch of dogs, man.

Hi. Hello.

Hm?

Hm.

Holds your name tag on your neck.

Holy lawn log. That thing is three stories tall.

Home, huh? So where do you live?

Honey, there's nothing there.

Honey, you're not gonna believe who l just found.

Hopped up on catnip.

Hot dog, coming through!

House? What house?

How about a mouse?

How did you get here?

How do l know you don't work for the cats?

How do you lose Diggs?

How many times can you go down the same slide?

How would l know? It's a secret.

How's it going, floor? What's up, cage?

However, l will say this.

HQ, we have Catherine and Diggs.

HQ, you getting this?

Huh?

Ja, l'm inputting them right now.

Just need five minutes.

Just wait.

Kick him in the bagpipes, Butch!

Kid, you already spent half your life Iocked up in this place.

Kids.

KITTEN 1: No fair. KITTEN 2: Bye bye, puppy.

Kitty has been number one on our ''most wanted'' list for a year.

Kitty knows your pal Nicky gave you the blueprints.

Kitty wants revenge on dogs and humans, and that is why she must be stopped.

Kitty wouldn't be after you if you didn't know something.

Kitty, now, watch carefully.

KITTY: But it's Christmas.

KITTY: Excellent. This computer chip is the last piece l need.

KITTY: Let's get this party started.

KITTY: No. Don't come any closer.

KITTY: This is futile!

KITTY: What? Wait! No! No!

KITTY: Where is he? Where is he? SCRUMPTlOUS: Hey!

KITTY: You let Seamus get away?

Kitty! Where?

Kitty?

L always wondered what Garfield would look like in a dress.

L am definitely not an indoor cat.

L am so sorry that l didn't stick up for you more.

L believe l can touch the sky

L call it ''Fetch a Stick.''

L call this sound the Call of the Wild!

L can tell by the way you're sitting. So apart from the others.

L can't reach it! Now what?

L could go up to 61, but l'm de

L don't know why, but this building appeals to me.

L don't know!

L don't know! l never met her! That was my cousin Nicky's business.

L don't know. Maybe l was too hard on the kid.

L don't wanna be rude, but the bird's still all good, right?

L feel so free!

L found a new companion for you.

L got him, pops. l know what l'm

L got time to kill until my satellite's in position.

L gotta get me some of that deworming cream.

L guess he saw something in me nobody else did.

L guess it's just you and me, Scrumptious.

L guess l was just a pup when l first got dropped off.

L have got a surprise for you!

L have spotted Kitty Galore.

L have underwear on my head, don't l?

L held you

L just vacuumed the seats, so try not to shed.

L know it's uncomfortable, but l think we're buds.

L know what to do.

L know you tried.

L love being a spy dog! Yeah!

L love you, buddy.

L mean, l

L mean, l'm a dog. l can't believe they don't hate me.

L mean, thank you.

L promise that will never happen again. You hear me?

L repeat, l have spotted Kitty Galore.

L said stealth! You just lost us one of our leads.

L see what you're thinking.

L take the parts, give them to pigeon couriers...

L told Lou you didn't have what it takes to be an agent, and l was right.

L told you to watch the bird!

L understand that Kitty Galore is one of yours too.

L want this pigeon Seamus in your mouth...

L want you to drown!

L was hoping someone would say l'll never get away with this.

L was thinking of blue, Creepy McGee.

L was trying to be mysterious. Oh, never mind.

L was worried the whole thing was a tad complicated.

L wasn't talking to you.

L will enslave all mankind!

L wound up in the kennel again.

L'd be blackballed, laughed at. l'd lose my pension.

L'll catch up with you. l need to check in with MEOWS first.

L'll do everything l can to get you out of here.

L'll do it!

L'll get the cat!

L'll give both of you guys answers. l'm an encyclopedia of answers.

L'll just head back to the kennel.

L'll make them pay.

L'll tell you what, l will adopt him.

L'll use my laser. Now, don't move a paw!

L'm glad to see you too, buddy! Come here!

L'm going to enjoy this game of cat and mouse.

L'm going to guess, no, it's not supposed to do that!

L'm gonna enjoy this.

L'm gonna have to get back to you.

L'm guessing police work.

L'm here! In here!

L'm just gonna lay down here till the room stops spinning.

L'm not leaving you, Diggs.

L'm planning my escape, you know.

L'm sorry. l mean l mean coo.

L'm sorry. l'm so sorry. l've never seen so much of it.

L've got mixed feelings about this one.

L've had it with you. You're untrainable.

Last week, she and her henchcat, Paws, resurfaced in Germany...

Learning about each other. And a little about ourselves.

Let go, let go.

Let him go.

Let's assume l'm smart enough to know your name.

Let's do this.

Let's go, superdog. The fun's just beginning.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Lf anyone eats that mouse, it's gonna be me!

Lf l get up to those wires...

Lf this device is real, it's our worst fears come true.

Lf we all work together, we can reach it. We'll form a dog cat pyramid.

Like a dog, rushing in without thinking.

Like l'm supposed to believe a bunch of weird sounds...

Like my new invention?

Like this cop thing.

Listen here, you freaky cat. We're here to talk about Kitty Galore.

Listen, l know Kitty. She's coming after this bird, and you'll need my help.

Little puppy.

Ln a circus tent, chained to a cat. Great master plan, Kitty.

Ln five minutes this room will fill up, and you're all gonna drown in kitty litter!

Ln mere moments, the planet becomes my scratching post!

Ln other words, your typical feline.

Ln two days, l will unleash a sound only those droolbag dogs can hear.

Lnformant? Work? l do neither of these things.

Lock pick, netting, helium neon laser...

Loe, do you want to join us at the table?

Look at the little doggy losing control.

Look for something that resembles a bologna with a head.

Look out!

Look, guys. Auntie Catherine brought home a friend. And he's a doggy!

Look, l can't help you fight other villains, all right? It's a professional courtesy thing.

Look, l don't know where Kitty is, but l can tell you this.

Look! That red button. It looks like an off switch.

Look! There's the whale.

Looks like someone made a new best friend.

Lou, come in!

Lou, MEOWS here. We just picked up a distress signal from Catherine.

Lou, the kid's got a point. We can't just work with cats. We can't trust them.

LOU: And don't take treats from strangers!

LOU: Nice work, Butch. Now find Kitty's device.

LOU: Would you guys stay out of there?

LOU: You're being dramatic.

Ls it true there's a spot on your tummy, and if l tickle it, your foot will shake?

Ls that even a cat?

Ls there a soundproof bag we can stuff him in?

Ls this what it's come to, darlings?

Lsn't this wonderful?

Lt must be huge. You can't just hide something like that.

Lt takes a dog to chase a cat.

Lt trains you to think like the enemy. Literally.

Lt wasn't your fault. You're doing eveything you can.

Lt'll make it so much more satisfying when l do!

Lt'll take more than some dogs and a cat to stop me!

Lt's a riddle, Sherlock.

Lt's eight, carry the three, move the two....

Lt's happening!

Lt's just impossible to find good help these days.

Lt's just miserable but l like the What? What?

Lt's just, l learned pretty early on...

Lt's not always about being the top dog.

Lt's perfect.

Lt's so cold.

Lt's some kind of cat! Get back!

Lt's tempting, but l can't just say yes to every offer that comes through that floor.

Made me his partner.

MAN 1: It's gonna blow! MAN 2: Hold those people back!

MAN 2: Take cover! l repeat! Take cover!

Man, l wish l was back with my partner, Shane.

MAN: Kitty! l'm home!

MAN: Kitty! l'm home!

MAN: Omicer Larson, this is Omicer Raymond.

MAN: Scram!

Maybe 10.

Mayday, mayday!

Meow, meow.

Meow? Oh, l forgot. This is the Catamatron 3000.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow. Meow. Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.

MEOWS protects the world's cats against the pooch peril.

MEOWS! This is Agent 4

MEOWS? Collar: Laser.

Mom, Mom! It's happening again.

Mom?

Mommy! Mommy!

Mousers Enforcing Our World's Safety. Feline intelligence.

My brain is the size of a g****!

My collar!

My man, Shane. He's a cop.

My mission is to find her and take her down.

My name is Kitty Galore.

My owner said he'd be right back, but....

My, my, so young to be dismissed from the force.

Name's Catherine. l'm with MEOWS.

Name's Special Agent Butch, and against better judgment...

Naughty little girl.

Nice try, Kitty. But there's a lot of dogs in this world.

Nice work! Okay, now me.

Nicky just crashed at my pad sometimes. l don't know anything.

No brakes!

No matter how hard l try, l just keep messing things up.

No sweat. It's just a little kitty cat.

No way! Did your backpack just turn into a jet?

No, Catherine. There's no time. You gotta stop Kitty.

No, if l could just get it loose...

No, it doesn't do anything. It's not even good for fleas.

No, it is, l'm positive.

No, it's fine. Really, it's fine.

No, it's MEOWS. Come on, let's go.

No, l didn't leave them in the truck. You think l'm stupid?

No, l want answers.

No, no more water! No more

No, no, Tab, he's cool. He's with me.

No, no! You'll never get away with this, Kitty!

No, no. Not the kennels.

No, not good. Not good.

No, nothing yet. l can't believe l let this happen.

No, off. Off the couch.

No, stop! l can use your collar!

No, that's just a myth.

No, they are with me.

No!

No!

No!

No! l can't. It's the water. l never

No! l'm long gone!

No! No!

No! Rex! This is so illogical!

No! Water. Not water.

No.

No. l know a crazy old cat. Ha ha ha!

Nope, had it right the first time.

Not even a mother could love that face.

Nothing will stop me from ruling the world. Kitty Galore out!

Now it's my turn.

Now no one can stand in my way.

Now prepare yourself, kid.

Now we

Now you sound angry.

Now zoom in.

Now, be a good dog and stick your head out the window.

Now, for the last time, where's Kitty Galore?

Now, l'm just the middlecat.

Now, let's see. Sword A into slot B.

Now, move over, Rover, this dog's ready to hunt!

Now, now, l barely crushed you.

Now, remember what Lou said: Follow my lead.

Now, sit back and relax.

Now, that was a sweet setup.

Now, this would be a first in our political history.

Now, watch this maneuver, kid.

Now, watch your step. And stay close. Things could get hairy.

Now, where is that stupid bird Kitty wants us to knock off? Ha!

Observe.

Of course! That's genius. Pure genius.

Of course. Three hours ago, we intercepted this transmission...

Oh, all right. You guys are no fun.

Oh, boy, that's it.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. This is not good.

Oh, Catherine. l feel like an idiot up here.

Oh, come on. My nieces are tougher than that.

Oh, dear.

Oh, gee, not this guy again.

Oh, God, l can't even look at it. l wanna help you, but

Oh, hello, ladies!

Oh, hello, little red dot.

Oh, hey! How's it going?

Oh, how cute, he hearts his mommy.

Oh, if there's one ride we should go on, it's the roller coaster.

Oh, it's just a little splinter.

Oh, Kitty.

Oh, look, a potato bug!

Oh, look! Kitty! You think those are real fishies, don't you?

Oh, Lou, so catty. l see they've given you the key to the executive Dumpster.

Oh, lovely.

Oh, man, here we go again. l was born in a box bigger than this.

Oh, man! l never get to use this thing!

Oh, my dog!

Oh, my Lord! Kitty!

Oh, my wing. Oh, that doesn't look right.

Oh, my....

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Locked?

Oh, right.

Oh, Scrumptious.

Oh, she left you. Oh, l'm sorry. Okay, bye.

Oh, uh, well, it was over at the....

Oh, what a cute

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you owe me bigtime, dog.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay there. Yikes.

Okay, Diggs, no barking, no drooling...

Okay, is somebody pulling my tail here?

Okay, okay, this is creeping me out.

Okay, okay!

Okay, on my count. Three, two, one...

Okay, scratch the hammer.

Okay, Scrumptious, not a squeak.

Okay, show's over.

Okay, stay on your toes, team. Let's move.

Okay. Um....

Once the dogs go woo hoo, humans will be forced to get rid of them...

One fresh microchip, and, oh, a thingamajig with a button on it.

Only one mastermind could do that. But he's in

Only one thing to do here.

Ooh, ooh! Ooh.

Ooh! Ooh! Do me next! Do me!

Ooh. A girl kitty cat.

Ooh. This guy is amazing.

Or a raisin. A big raisin or a little g****.

Or blowing things up.

Or shall l say cat and cat...

Originally l was thinking yellow, but yellow's so obvious.

Ouch.

Our sources also tell us Paws recently tried to eliminate this pigeon, Seamus.

Out! l said out!

Out! Out! Out!

Outside, safe and sound...

Patches, no, that computer is not a chew toy.

Paws!

Paws! Let's show our friends what we have up our metaphorical sleeve.

Paws! Stop them!

Perfect. l don't want you to swim.

Perhaps you'd care for a drink of water?

Pick up your paws, y'all. We're almost there.

PIGEON [SINGING]: In the still

Please, Kitty. l can't swim.

Plus the only thing he hates more than following orders...

Preparing the Call of the Wild.

Psychotic is chasing a ball when it's just gonna be thrown again.

Que pasa, bowl?

Rash.

Really? It feels like a giant six inch spike. Like a Ouch!

Rex!

Rex! Rex, what's wrong with you?

Rex?

Right.

ROCKY: Beat it, it's the cops!

ROCKY: Shake a tail feather, l'm on the clock.

ROCKY: What was that? That, my dear?

Sam. l'm over here.

Say hi to your new friend. ''Hello.''

Sazu489...

Scratch that disc, l scratch you.

Scratch that, two rubber bands!

Scrumptious!

Scrumptious?

Scrumptious? Scrumptious?

Scrumptious? What? No.

SCRUMPTlOUS: l've had it!

SCRUMPTlOUS: Uh oh. What?

Seamus, what are you doing?

SEAMUS: ''Owes me five bucks.''

SEAMUS: Abandon ride! CATHERINE: Let's get out of here!

SEAMUS: Can't a bird take a bath without it ending up on the Internet?

SEAMUS: Can't fly too well with a broken wing, can you?

SEAMUS: Caramel corn. You have any idea what the street value of that is?

SEAMUS: Good luck, dog.

SEAMUS: Hey, Catherine! We got a doggy overboard!

SEAMUS: Hide me, my brothers!

SEAMUS: Hide. Hide. Hide.

SEAMUS: If l grow any hair, l am leaving. l can't do hair and feathers.

SEAMUS: Is it supposed to do that?

SEAMUS: l didn't mean follow me for real, l was playing.

SEAMUS: Let's see, some thread, some twigs, a rubber band

SEAMUS: Look out! Assassin with a rolled up newspaper!

SEAMUS: There's no reason we can't save the world and get snow cones.

SEAMUS: This is historic.

SEAMUS: This is the joint where Nicky smuggled stuff for Kitty Galore. l think.

SEAMUS: Wait! l have a dozen eggs waiting for me at home.

SEAMUS: We're on an epic quest. Through foreign lands.

SEAMUS: What in the world?

SEAMUS: What was Tinkles talking about?

SEAMUS: What you doing? lt's the end of the line, bird!

SEAMUS: Why am l doing this?

SEAMUS: Why is everybody looking at me...

SEAMUS: Yes! Wait. Is there a height requirement for this ride?

See, Kitty Galore, a.k.a. Ivana Clawyu...

Seem familiar, Officer Diggs?

Shane, get over here.

SHANE: Captain, please don't make me do this.

SHANE: Get out of there! Diggs!

SHANE: l'm sorry, Diggs.

She kind of looks like a raw chicken.

She'll never stop until she has her revenge.

She'll scratch me. How about l get on her back?

She's l Who?

She's our spilled milk. We'll lick it up.

She's right. We can't just sit around arguing jurisdiction.

She's threatening us, Tab.

She's trying to get free HBO.

Since this is the end, l guess l can say l think l might like you.

Sister, this dog is never going back to the kennels.

Sixty five percent sure.

Smack him around!

So buckle up, kiddies.

So everything l'm But, like So they can still

So how exactly are we planning on getting in there?

So who's up for a corn dog?

So you have your assignment. Find Seamus before the cats do.

So you're the dog who likes to blow up buildings.

So you're the new fat cat at MEOWS.

So, Peek, you got anything that actually works?

Somebody hacked the system.

Someone dedicated, driven and very angry.

Someone's been playing fetch with the ugly stick.

Something we agree on.

Something's up.

Sometimes you just gotta play with others.

Soon your feeble canine brains will feel her wrath, and dogkind will crumble!

Sorry, Agent LicksAlot, no cats allowed.

Sorry, honey, l'll be back. Diggs is missing.

Sorry, my name's Diggs and l always look this good.

Sorry, Shane. He's state property.

Sorry. The boss wants to see you two pronto.

Spying on your own brothers and sisters?

Stand down, brigadier. The dog lives.

Stand down, Diggs. l'll question him from here.

Stand down! That bird's our informant. He works for us.

Start talking, or these dogs are gonna rip into you like a bag of Snausages.

State your business.

Stop drooling already. Come on, l want to introduce you to someone.

Stop it! He can hear you!

Stop it! It's only a little puppy.

Suit yourself.

Sweet!

Sweet! What's it do?

Ta da!

Ta da! It's a bird. It's a plane.

TAB [OVER RADlO]: Agent 47? CATHERINE: Tab?

Tab Lazenby.

Tab, Agent 41 reporting for duty.

Tab, l'm sending you a blueprint. Butch, go get our agent.

TAB: Okay, let's see.

Take a look.

Take that! And you're lucky l don't smack you upside your cat head.

Take that! How's your fancy suit working out for you now, fur face?

Talk about cushy. They're pampered like royalty.

Tasty? Why, thank you. l try to keep fit.

Tell me, officer, do you hate me?

Thank you, San Francisco!

That ain't right.

That bulge under your left ear....

That cat makes the hair on my butt stand up.

That is privileged information. Who wants to know?

That leaves less than a minute till it's overhead.

That rat with wings has vital information that could destroy my entire plan.

That was wrong.

That was your plan to stop me?

That way, no one could ever let me down.

That would take you the rest of your nine lives.

That's adorable.

That's enough!

That's just a loose end that's conveniently tied itself up.

That's the passphrase. And you answer with, ''The eagle....''

That's true. Unless l had a satellite.

The 7 p.m. screening of Scooby Doo is now sold out. Tickets still available

The age of the dog as man's so called ''best friend'' is over!

The Call of the Wild has hit London, New York, Albuquerque!

The cat on the ferry said your cousin Nicky gave you blueprints.

The crowd ''oohs'' and ''ahhs''...

The game of fetch is one of the most exciting outdoor sports...

The kennel? That's terrible.

The key word here is ''stealth.'' No one makes a move till l say so.

The last bird who stood this close to me...

The little swings, free sunflower seeds, that little mirror to hang with.

The pigeon we're looking for flew into that building.

The real ride has just begun.

The satellite is almost in position. Okay, we've analyzed the blueprints...

The satellite's uploading the Call of the Wild.

The show must go on!

The signal's fired.

The situation is tense as we wait for someone to come end this standoff.

The wife is at the groomers today, so l'm watching the litter.

Their dogs have all gone mad!

Then here. You're gonna need this.

Then it's time for Plan B!

Then, once l beam the signal...

There is one way to defeat Kitty Galore.

There was no way l was ever gonna wind up in the kennel again.

There you are.

There, l said it. l like a cat.

There. That ought to do it.

There's a good chance you'll spend the rest of your life here.

There's a whale up front and he's taking song requests!

They were chasing a lead on Kitty's hideout, a place called Playland.

They wouldn't invite any ordinary cat, would they?

They're even turning on their owners. Humans have no idea what's happened.

Think he misses being a cop?

Think how lucky you are. You could be living in that jungle instead of our new lair.

Think l'm gonna fall for your ''good dog, bad dog'' routine?

This cat is nuts, but he might lead us to Kitty.

This is a little maneuver l like to call ''Fetch a Stick.''

This is a one time only offer, Diggs. l suggest you say yes.

This is like Petco meets Vegas.

This is like the Dream Team, except we ain't dreaming.

This is nice! This is enjoyable. l'm enjoying this.

This is not an emergency, sir. You still have seven lives left.

This is not good.

This is only built for one, rookie!

This is Peek, tech specialist and head of Covert Ops.

This is why Kitty's after you.

This is why my landlord said no pets.

This is worse than we thought!

This is your captain, Angus MacNot a cat!

This isn't a joke, Diggs.

This isn't about who should go after Kitty. It's about protecting the humans.

This isn't so bad, right?

This one house my cousin Nicky used to work at for Kitty Galore...

This squirrel will self destruct. But first, a little dance.

This would go faster if you didn't watch me.

Three species coming together, putting aside our differences to solve a mystery.

Three, two, one....

Tinkles doesn't know where Kitty Galore is. He's manipulative, he's psychotic.

TINKLES: All right, everybody, chill.

To make sure it never becomes a cat eat dog world out there.

Tropical heat makes my butt itch like you wouldn't belie Wait.

Trust me, honey, excitement's the last thing on his mind.

Try and keep up, kid.

Ugh. Why is this always our fallback position?

Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Patches, take your brothers outside.

Uh, could all of this have something to do with...

Uh, l do have to check in with MEOWS.

Uh.... Little help here?

Uh.... So the cream? Oh. Wow. Um....

Unless you turn into a parrot, never talk in front of humans!

Unless you want a bone buried where the sun don't shine...

Unless....

Until then, you be a good boy.

Wait a second!

Wait, what are we talking about?

Wait!

Wait! Hold on, hold on. What's MEOWS?

Wait! Is that a cat?

Wait! l love Scotland. And the Scotch tape.

Wait! What are you doing?

Wait.

Wait. If she wants to destroy all dogs, why are you trying to stop her?

Wait. We're talking about lunch, right?

Wait. Where's Scrumptious?

Watch out, Kitty, because Seamus is about to kick your Ah! Ooh!

We are headliners!

We believe this was meant for all cats.

We can get through this together.

We can stop playing games, boy. l know you don't want none of this.

We can't all be desk jockeys like you, sitting around wearing ugly sweaters.

We cannot let that happen, now, can we, little Scrumptious?

We care about humans as much as you do.

We don't know what the connection is, but Seamus is our only link to Kitty.

We find him, he can lead us to her. We have less than two days to find Kitty...

We haven't got much time.

We need him alive.

We need the insight of your twisted mind to locate Kitty Galore.

We take the saying ''man's best friend'' very seriously here.

We want you to join that team.

We'll call Dr. Phil later. But right now l need some help.

We're not going on any rides.

We're seconds away from a world full of barking mad canines.

We're the thin, furry line between humans and total chaos.

We've all seen his commercials...

We've been at this all night.

We've been compromised.

We've got a first class nutcase here.

We've isolated a voice on Kitty Galore's threat recording.

We've sent him to obedience school, what, three times now?

Welcome home, buddy. Come on. Let's go inside.

Welcome to Dog HQ, the nexus of our whole operation.

Well, always great having you over, Butch. You're the life of the party.

Well, hating cats is good.

Well, how did you finally get out?

Well, l didn't blow up the ferry. l mean, that's something.

Well, l guess they haven't learned to yet.

Well, l'll be. Tinkles was right.

Well, there's my big boy.

Well, too bad, tough guy. You're coming with me to get fixed up.

What a lucky You talking about lucky

What a pointless activity.

What about you?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do, go door to door with your sound?

What are you talking about?

What are you waiting for?

What color am l thinking of?

What do these guys want from me? l can't work with a cat.

What do you say, Catherine? Feel like going for a ride?

What is the world coming to?

What the?

What the?

What the?

What to do? What to do?

What?

What?

What? All l see is a giant satellite dish looking

What? Good luck? For the great Tinkles?

What? No way, man. Work with her?

What? What crow? What's he talking about?

What? What's happening, Angus? Let me see.

What? What's that supposed to mean?

What? Why not?

What's this green light for?

What's up with these guys?

What's wrong with this stupid mouse? Oh!

When l say ''Wag your tail,'' you ask ''How hard?'' Got it?

When this is over, you'll be the first to be locked up.

Where are you, girl?

Where are your manners? Sit! Sit! Sit down! We have a guest.

Where could Kitty be hiding that satellite dish?

Where l'm from, we don't play with cats.

Where they will be forever alone...

Where's Kitty Galore?

Where's the Dog Whisperer when you need him?

Which is where?

While you and your cop buddies are here chasing your tails...

Who are you? When did they put an elevator in there?

Who can understand the mind of a crazy old cat?

Who the heck are you?

Who's your daddy, Catherine?

Whoa, man!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Did you see that?

Whoo hoo!

Whoo! A robot cat. l know what l want for Christmas.

Whoops.

Why can't you go in the yard like a normal animal?

Why do we do all this?

Why do you think l've been telling you this?

Why does Kitty Galore have a price on your beak?

Why don't we go ahead and make an alliance with the mailman?

Why don't you just try it and see what happens?

With 24 hours left on Hitty's deadline, we may have no other choice.

WOMAN: Does schnookems need to be let outside?

WOMAN: Is that the magician?

WOMAN: What is that hideous thing? It's freaking out the dog! Get that thing out!

Woof.

Work with a bunch of dogs again? How could l say no?

Work with cats? l'd rather have worms.

Would you believe it was only two months ago when l walked in here to find you?

Wow, we're going really fast, aren't we?

Yeah, about what l said before, about liking cats....

Yeah, but no one can help you either.

Yeah, l know!

Yeah, l know. l just feel like l'm so close to finding him.

Yeah, l'm gonna barf.

Yeah, l'm good. Totally fine.

Yeah, l'm working very hard. Say hello to your wife.

Yeah, that was an accident.

Yeah, they're unbelievable.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah? Good luck with that.

Yeah.

Yes, boss, l have the satellite codes with me.

Yes, sir.

Yes, yes, the kennels!

Yes, yes, yes, we can get ice cream. Now be quiet!

Yes! Perfect landing.

You always do it your way, don't you, hotshot?

You always try. Just sometimes a little too hard.

You animal! Spit him out! Spit him out!

You are excited! Every magician needs one of these. Oh, yes.

You are mine. You are so mine.

You busted my favorite wing. Get ready for a lawsuit, lady. Ha!

You can both have the cat. l'm out of here!

You can have six of them.

You can stay here and fight roaches over your kibble...

You can't begin to imagine how dangerous she is.

You don't have to pretend to check in with MEOWS...

You don't need this kind of trouble at home. Let him go, Shane.

You don't wanna come out. You hiding because you don't want the:

You ever live in a cage, my friend?

You fools! Not every red button is an off switch.

You found it! Oh, boy!

You guys don't have a choice. Just try and stop me.

You guys ready to do this?

You guys were outside, and you're dirty.

You have the little bird there too, right? Wow, it's like a whole petting zoo.

You in here?

You know what she's building?

You know who has the sweetest setup? Cats. Mm mm mm.

You know, for a dog.

You know, l'm kind of between homes right now, so l'll probably just

You see, in 20 minutes, l will begin broadcasting...

You seem to have a lot of accidents, Diggs.

You should've seen what we got from Bill Gates' cat, Mr. Windows.

You step on my back, Catherine will step on yours.

You think l'm finished? Never!

You two wanna live or keep fighting?

You wanna bite something, pal? Bite this.

You wanna recruit that guy? He just blew up a car dealership!

You were implanted with a RFID microchip.

You weren't hired by Kitty Galore to find the bird?

You will stay out here till you learn how to behave!

You'll ruin this place. My insurance doesn't cover this.

You're about to experience something no human and very few canines ever see.

You're an agent. With MEOWS.

You're completely safe, now that we're

You're going really fast, kiddo.

You're looking for one Chuck the Magnificent.

You're not going anywhere.

You're not gonna steal my tongue, are you?

You're off this team.

You're right, l should have seen a flying cat coming. What the?

Your Cousin Nicky stashed this here.

Your mission is still to protect...

Your mission, should you decide to accept it...

Your mission: Fetch and retrieve that bird.

Your pecking days are over, bird.

...this side of squirrel chasing. Would you two please muzzle it?

''ls a ballerina.'' All right, enough.

All right, girls. That's enough. DIGGS: Man.

And when's the last time you had a mint? You Seamus?

Aw. CATHERINE: Leave the poor mutt alone.

Catherine, look out! No!

Cats and dogs will have to work together. Cats and dogs will have to work together.

Diggs, stop. No. Shh. Don't say anything.

Diggs, what'd you do that for? DIGGS: l'm not sure.

Do something, l'm slipping! CATHERINE: Diggs!

From the cat lady house. Good thinking.

Get out! Guys, let's go!

Hello? JACKIE: Hi, sweetheart, it's me.

Here goes nothing! Diggs, no!

Hey, Butch. Hey, Slim.

Hey, doggies. What is wrong with you, kid?

Hey, guys. Catherine!

Hey, honey. How's it going? Did you find him?

Hey, try and keep up, schnookems. CATHERINE: Go play in traffic.

Hey, you're hurt. No, l'm fine.

Hey! Just a friendly reminder. Seamus!

Hey! KITTY: l'm running out of time.

Hey! What are you doing? DIGGS: Catherine!

Hi. What up, dog?

Hm? BUTCH: Come on. Come on. Go get it.

How do you know my name? l just came up out of the floor.

Human! SEAMUS: Hide. Hide. Hide.

l know! Wait, what?

l want answers. No, l want answers.

l was talking to the rookie. Less talk, more rock!

l'm almost on top of her! DIGGS: No, l got her!

Let me at him! Ah!

Let me look. This is my house!

Let's go! DIGGS: Right behind you.

lf my nieces give you any trouble.... Nieces?

lf you were to build a doomsday device You'll never find love, you know.

ls that Seamus? CATHERINE: Over here!

Mom, Mom, look at me. WOMAN: Wow.

Negative. That's enough! l said stand down!

Never happened. Thank you.

Of the night Shoo doop, doobie doop

Off the couch! Sorry. Sorry.

Oh, now it is on, furball! BUTCH: Diggs!

Outside! Now! Ugh.

Protect the bird. l'll take the cat. You protect the bird. That cat's all mine.

Really? Yeah, really.

Rookie! DIGGS: Butch.

Say hello, darling. Help me.

She's with one of your agents. Diggs!

Sir, you haven't seen this dog, have you? Sorry.

Sixty four. Ha! Wrong!

Sounds like she's building something. But what?

Step one: release me immediately. What? Forget it.

Step two: l need a space shuttle. No.

Suspended? This dog is a disaster.

Talk to me. Our firewall's been breached.

That's you, Rover. Human!

There's gotta be a way out of here. Catherine, listen.

This thing supposed to be on? Boss, you're still connected.

Ugh. Close enough. SEAMUS: No, no, wait. Hang on, l'll get it.

Uh! Oh!

Wait, what are we are looking for? The blueprints.

Was it a penguin? l just told you it was an eagle!

We chase them. Bye bye, now.

We have to get up to that control panel. The pyramid.

We're getting Can you hear me?

We've lost HQ! l suggest we just tag out and call it a day.

What are you saying? l'm saying go home, Diggs.

Where is that stupid pigeon? l don't know.

Where'd you go? And Braveheart.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. Right.

You again? ROBOT: Come here.

You know what to do. Right!

Your H 9 partner, Diggs, is missing. What?

...agent.

...and a nice saucer of milk. Th th th th.

...and a thirst to destroy mankind.

...and boom!

...and definitely no chasing my colleagues.

...and dog....

...and has been bent on revenge ever since.

...and stole top secret satellite codes.

...and they fly them to a secret location.

...and this whole lot explodes.

...and we think there's a kill switch on that device.

...and without their protection, l will enslave all mankind!

...are gonna make me a ''mad dog, forever.''

...as has been done to you in relationship after relationship?

...as l put sword D into slot...

...before she activates her Call of the Wild.

...but today it appears Crazy Carlito really is off his rocker.

...from a mysterious villain from the feline underworld.

...from, like, NASA...

...grappling hook and liver scented breath freshener.

...is cats.

...it was a feline paradise.

...it will drive all dogs completely insane.

...it will instantly broadcast from every TV, radio and cell phone on earth!

...jump!

...just so you can thank me for saving your life.

...l can disconnect them and shut this thing down!

...l can pick the lock.

...let me do all the talking.

...like they've never seen a crippled pigeon riding on a dusty dog?

...lvana left MEOWS and returned to her home.

...me!

...not being able to follow an order to save your life?

...of protecting mankind.

...on my doorstep immediately.

...on the birth of your son, son, daughter, son, daughter, daughter...

...or you can come with me and fight cats.

...seven?

...son, daughter, son.

...that the only one l could count on, the only one l could really trust, was me.

...the Call of the Wild!

...the MacDougall twins.

...the Pentagon....

...there's an elite team of dogs charged with the noble responsibility...

...to combat all enemies, foreign and domesticated.

...to help fight the spread of radical felinism.

...unwanted, unloved.

...was one of MEOWS' best agents until a year ago.

...well, l enjoyed his company with a plate of Fancy Feast...

...when a guard dog chased her into a vat of hair removal cream.

...while you losers are in here, trapped in a rising tide of

...will be revealed at HQ.

...you're being recruited into an organization...

''A cat's eye reveals everything.'' That don't even make no sense.

''Agent''? Wait. If you're not working for Kitty Galore, who are you?

''Chuck the Magnificent.''

''l'm your new friend. We are friends.''

''The crow flies at midnight.''

[ALARM WAILING]

[ANGUS SCREAMING]

[ANIMALS CHEERING]

[BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

[CACKLING]

[CACKLING]

[CACKLING]

[CACKLING]

[CACKLING]

[CACKLING]

[CACKLING]

[CHATTERING]

[CHEERING]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLING]

[CLATTERING]

[CLATTERS]

[COUGHING]

[CRASHES]

[CRYING]

[DIGGS SCREAMING]

[DIGGS SCREAMS]

[DIGGS SCREAMS]

[DIGGS YELLS]

[DOG WHIMPERING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[GASPING]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTING]

[IMITATES COMPUTER BEEPING]

[KITTY CACKLING]

[KITTY HISSES]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[MUMBLING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[PANTING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGS]

[ROARS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SEAMUS SCREAMING]

[SINGING] l believe l can fly

[SNIFFING]

[SNIFFING]

[SONG PLAYING]

[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]

[STEEL DRUMS PLAYING]

[WHIMPERS]

[WHINES]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

[YELLS INDISTINCTLY]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]