The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run Edit

A cold, unfeeling mechanical robot

A friend.

A monarch's regime is only as powerful

A place of unparalleled beauty and fecundity.

A Royal Decree from King Poseidon?

A self driving boat.

A snail?

A vast organism known as the coral reef.

A wingman?

Adiós, mateys!

After me own cold, unfeeling crustacean heart.

Ageless, sire. Looking fresh.

Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.

Ah! That's it! Stop the car!

Ahem! Maestro?

Air?!

All aboard.

All hands on deck, front and center!

All he's guilty of

All I have to do is, uh… oh, yeah!

All is distortion.

All is forgiven!

All of them?

All right then.

All right, all right! I'll allow it.

All right, Gary. We're coming for ya!

All right, Gertrude… Now, what did he say?

All right, then, let's meet the contestants.

All right, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?

Almost there, Gary.

An early adopter of my new technology.

And accept the fact that somebody stole your snail."

And don't come back!

And don't ever come back!

And don't ever stop playing this.

And especially not for people who pass out and sleep in their own vomit all night.

And fifty percent talking about I truly miss the boy.

And finally take possession

And first prize was the coveted Campy Award.

And flavor capturing methods.

And free the snails!

And friends don't let friends become somebody else's face cream!

And he doesn't deserve to die.

And he puts that heart into everything he does.

And I will love Otto like he was me own son.

And I will rule Bikini Bottom,

And I wish you many happy years together.

And I, friend, am the dream weaver.

And I…

And I'll never see innocent little Gary again.

And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone.

And I'm sure you can be a fair and kind king

And in this corner, representing His Majesty the King,

And isn't it a lovely morning?

And it can make cold, heartless decisions

And it will come to you in your hour of need.

And it will come to you in your hour of need.

And look. Today, thanks to these amazing friends,

And more.

And near the reef's edge, the varied and colorful terrain

And never to play the clarinet again.

And now…

And release their souls.

And standing up to this King Poseidon, huh?

And taken to The Lost City of Atlantic City!

And tell you how SpongeBob changed me life.

And tempt you with her fleeting games of chance.

And that's why, in my eyes…

And the Campy goes to…

And then read her favorite story:

And they did it all for me.

And things haven't changed that much today, Your Honor.

And tonight, I will finally extract…

And totally agreeing with!

And we came here to get him back.

And we're c c c cold."

And you roll over like a harpooned whale?

And you say, oh, whatever that dumb thing was you just said.

And, frankly, you won't find me complaining.

And, young sponge, once you meet this challenge

Anyway, I, too, met this nabob in summer camp.

Anyway, to fire her up,

Apollo, take me now.

Are you okay?

Are you ready to be entertained?

Are you ready to be entertained?

Are you suggesting that I don't need this

As his skin care regime.

As its new slop king!

As real as your desire to see that which you cannot.

At least I'll get a little peace and quiet before that little

At the same time as things are happening to you.

Attention, Krusty crew!

Aw, so what? This is about friends.

Aw.

Aww!

Aww…

Aye aye, Cap'n Krabs, sir!

Aye aye, Chef!

B But surely you, my chancellor,

Bad? Good.

Barge into my demon's lair…

Be gone, perfect shiny teeth!

Because he's sweet and super annoying.

Because it wouldn't do him full justice.

Beep, beep!

Before ye head out, boy.

Behold. The Window of Meanwhile.

Believe you!

Beware, young seekers.

Bikini Bottom.

Bingo!

Blah blah blah skin care blah blah "

Blind you with her dazzling distractions

Boob savant, you mean.

Boy, oh, boy. Hey…

Bring me another sea snail at once!

Bring the prisoners to my office.

Buck up. It's not over yet, SpongeBob.

But at the same time, well…

But first, you must accept a challenge.

But Gary loves me! And I love him.

But I digress.

But I won't.

But if you are, Otto is your ticket.

But isn't this my hour of need?

But oddly soothing.

But Sage said

But somehow, without SpongeBob,

But that's the funny thing.

But tonight, that all What?

But you should know that Old Gertrude's

But, boss, it's Freestyle Friday!

But, I just want to find Gary and bring him home.

But, I won't.

But, I won't.

But, sire, a strong defense makes for a better show.

But, this little nattering noodge…

But… I… I…

Bye!

Camping. Canoeing.

Can I tag along?

Can we please look into the Window of Meanwhile

Casinos are magical.

Challenge coin!

Chancellor, look. Look at me!

Chancellor!

Chancellor! Give us an exact number.

Chapter Two:

Charge!

Churros!

Coin laundry's right down the street.

Come here, come here…

Come here, you! [grunting]

Come on, come on. In here!

Come on, Fifi. No.

Come on, Gary! You can do it!

Come on, it was last night! We were at the crappie tables.

Come on, little robot. Let's get you some supper.

Come on, seven!

Come on, seven! Come on, seven! Come on, seven!

Come on, SpongeBob!

Come on!

Come to Papa.

Could anyone lend me some money?

Defying? Really?

Deploy smokestacks!

Did anyone ever stop to think that he might need us?

Did I mention you are the worst epic heroes

Did you know that in the future everything will be automated?

Do I smell a road trip?

Do you know what this means?

Do you mean it?

Do you mind?

Do you think we should've stayed in there with Squidward?

Does everybody wear spacesuits in Texas?

Don't involve me!

Don't know if you have any use for this old thing,

Don't lose focus and don't forget why you came here.

Don't make me call security.

Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod.

Don't you think?

El Diablo says he doesn't want to be disturbed.

El Diablo?

Enjoy it while you can, Mr. Eugene Krabs.

Enough!

Especially after what they risked for me:

Even going all the way back to summer camp.

Even though it's kind of my dream.

Every time I've tried to steal that formula,

Eww, snail trail. Yucky.

Eww.

Eww.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Sorry. My bad. Whoop.

Fabio! Where are you, buddy?

Faster!

Fat chance I'd miss a Kelpy G performance. I'm in.

Feast or famine. [chuckles]

Feel quite as good as, uh…

Flesh eating cowboy pirate zombies, to be precise.

Flouting the law and defying the mighty king of the sea.

Focus? Huh.

For the duke of the dirty deed,

For these little plastic circles?

For whom I have ever been a spirit guide?

Fortunately for you, you woke up right here.

Foul demon, be gone!

Fred!

Free food!

Free these zombies from their earthly binds

Friends like these?

Friends like these? Wait, what?

Full disclosure, man, uh… We're out of snails.

Gare Bear? Hey, where are you, buddy?

Gary, do you want to be friends?

Gary, I'm coming, buddy!

Gary, I'm home!

Gary, where are you?

Gary, you're with me now.

Gary!

Gary!

Gary! Where's Gary?

Gary?

Gary?

Gary?

Gary?

Gary?

Gary?

Gary? Gary, Gary, Gary! Gary!

Gary's missing!

Get a load of this place, Patrick.

Get away from those curtains!

Get him!

Get out here this instant! That's a direct order!

Get ready.

Get rid of Gary, get rid of SpongeBob.

Get yer co pilot goggles, dude,

Getting a whole new set of curtains.

Getting pretty finicky these days.

Give my regards to your lovely wife.

Gives way to a small town by the name of…

Go anywhere.

Go, Otto, go!

Good call, buddy.

Good catch.

Good luck on your journey, boys.

Good luck.

Good morning, Otto.

Good morning, Patrick!

Good morning, Patrick!

Good morning, Patrick!

Good morning, Patrick!

Good morning, SpongeBob!

Good morning, SpongeBob!

Good morning, SpongeBob!

Good morning. The machines will rise

Good night, fryer. Good night, patty.

Good night, pickles. Mwah!

Good night, SpongeBob.

Good night!

Good rockets.

Gorgeous mane of wavy locks?

Gotcha. I'll draw up the decree, sire.

Great. Another evil plan.

Guess that's another way of saying "no public restrooms".

Guess who blames everyone else for his troubles.

Guess who gambled away my challenge coin.

Ha ha!

Ha hah!

Ha, ha, ha!

Ha! Fat chance.

Ha! Hilarious!

Ha! I owe it to my subjects to look fabulous,

Hah!

Half my kingdom for a snail!

Halt! It's a trick! Seize them!

Hang on, Gary. I won't let you go.

Hang on, Patrick.

Hasn't been here in days. [screams]

Have a look.

He looks like he's well taken care of.

He looks pretty comfy!

He might be right, Patrick. That felt pretty real.

He's like ice cream with salt on it,

He's nice and

He's the best little fella

Heck, I'd probably mention how he encouraged me

Hee hee! You see, Karen, my computer wife,

Heh heh!

Heh. Memories.

Hello my name is SpongeBob, what's your name?

Hello, Brian.

Hello, Eugene, old friend!

Hello, Gary.

Hello, Janet. Hello, June. Hola, Lupe.

Hello, Krabby Patty!

Hello, little snail.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Here it comes.

Here you go, sire. Your Royal Snail.

Here, Fabio, Fabio, Fabio!

Here, one can find crustaceans…

Hey, boys!

Hey, buddy. Sorry about this.

Hey, dude. We're the Blue Fin Group.

Hey, everybody!

Hey, hop on!

Hey, I did swallow a sea urchin!

Hey, losers.

Hey, SpongeBob! I found this flyer.

Hey, town up ahead!

Hey, wait a sec.

Hey, y'all critters of the sea! Look out below!

Hey!

Hey! Maybe he left a clue.

Hey! Where are my Krabby Patties?

Hey. Yo, SpongeBob? I got to dip.

Hi ya!

Hi, my name

Hi, Sandy. I'm SpongeBob.

Hi, there! Excuse me, King Poseidon, sire.

His absence has taught me that much.

His adorable good looks.

Hmm! Well, tonight… is gonna be different.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? I can't hear you.

Hmm.

Hmm. Automated?

Hoist the mainsail!

Hold it!

Hot stuff coming through!

How dare you come here

How do I know?

How indeed dare you.

How may I serve you?

How's business?

Howdy, partners.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? My hair? Wait a minute.

Huh? SpongeBob?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. No keys. That's weird. Where could they be?

Huh. That's weird.

Huh. What'd that guy mean by prisoners?

Humiliating you in front of your subjects.

I always end up with the wrong end of the stick.

I am a simple tumbleweed. Call me Sage.

I am here to help you on your journey, SpongeBob.

I believe we did, yeah.

I bet you can do anything.

I can't be a scientist.

I didn't give you your challenge!

I don't get it. He has never missed a workday.

I don't have any friends!

I don't have any friends!

I don't know what I'd do.

I dragged you into this whole mess.

I failed, that's all!

I feel like I swallowed a sea urchin.

I gave it to you, remember? For safe keeping.

I get it.

I give you Kelpy G.

I got to know what's happening.

I hate to admit it, but things just aren't the same without him.

I have a gambling problem.

I have all kinds of friends!

I have buddies, I have besties.

I have home slices, palsy walsies.

I hope you don't run out of juice, or you'll end up like the others.

I just came to see Kelpy G.

I know you've got it in you, sir.

I know, I know. Bye bye.

I know, Patrick.

I look like an old avocado

I love Gary more than anything in the whole world!

I love Gary too much, and he loves me.

I love him.

I love money. I love money.

I love you so much, Gary.

I loved you since the first day we met.

I made a plea deal with the prosecution!

I mean, you've been pretty good up until now, but,

I might even speak about how he inspired me

I might have had a teensy weensy hand in a very

I need your signature on these taxes, decrees,

I remember it like it was yesterday.

I said hello.

I should follow my dream.

I shouldn't have said you have rocks in your head.

I shouldn't have said your brain was made of sand.

I think the curtain rod needs some oil.

I used to think me secret Krabby Patty formula

I won't let you rob me of my vengeance!

I wouldn't expect you to understand.

I wouldn't say defying the king.

I wouldn't worry about us losing any focus.

I… can't…

I'd be just as likely to live down here

I'd like to say something in SpongeBob's defense.

I'll be back before you can say,

I'll be saying my piece now, if it be pleasing the court.

I'll grant a boon to whomever shall bring me a snail.

I'll never let anyone take you again.

I'll see that it's disposed of properly.

I'll take it and nurture it

I'll tell ya!

I'm dumb? Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.

I'm especially not getting involved

I'm free!

I'm gonna see if Mr. Krabs wants to be

I'm home!

I'm homesick.

I'm out of here!

I'm Pa Pa Patrick.

I'm ready!

I'm ready. I'm ready. They're dead.

I'm Sandy Cheeks from Texas.

I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm sorry, but I won't do it.

I'm standing on the strip outside

I'm sure you'd understand if you had friends like these.

I'm Tiffany Haddock and I'm here just for the halibut.

I'm ugly!

I'm…

I've got an award to win.

I've spent my entire career waiting for this moment

If it please the court,

If this weren't a dream, I'd be freaking out right now!

If we didn't have each other, we'd be so sad. Well…

If you aren't careful, The Lost City will draw you

If you'd just let your hair down a little.

If you're going on any trips or journeys

In a flamboyant floor show extravaganza.

In a glass dome with a tree in it.

In a related story, Poseidon's Palace

In any of your nonsense today.

In fact, I revile him.

In fact, that's where we all met.

In fact, the entire snail population has been, uh…

In just a few minutes the formula will be mine!

In memory of the soon to be goners,

In this corner, a sponge and a star…

Incoming!

Indeed. You proffer a metaphysical conundrum.

Into her fickle embrace,

Is having the fortitude to try and rescue a friend.

Is more than just a list of ingredients

Is my friend.

Is sitting right here.

Isn't it cool how they let you trade in your real money

Isn't that right, audience?

It does not please the court.

It feels more to me like the journey of a singular hero,

It gets way worse.

It is my pleasure to serve you.

It is my pleasure to serve. You're fired.

It is! It's a wrinkle!

It never ends.

It sure feels over. And crappy.

It was all their idea, sire.

It was my big night.

It wasn't until SpongeBob came to work for me

It will give you courage when bravery is in short supply.

It wouldn't begin to describe the size of the lad's heart.

It wouldn't really matter what you'd do to us.

It's a fun filled family event, with opening act Kelpy G.

It's an automated restaurant owner.

It's been a while since I've enjoyed

It's infinite!

It's just our way of synthesizing oxygen.

It's Krabs, Karen, I know it is.

It's like a baby's butt.

It's like the Video On Demand service of parallel action.

It's me! I'll be your friend.

It's more than a jealously guarded recipe.

It's not a video chat app like Skype or FaceTime, or anything.

It's not Mr. Krabs, sweetheart. I've checked the data.

It's not vomit. It's drool.

It's okay, SpongeBob.

It's simple yet magical.

It's SpongeBob who's the problem.

It's your big moment to fry… I mean, shine.

Its name is Otto!

Jiggle her gas jets just a little.

Juggling contests. Shrink wrap soccer!

Jumping jellyfish, it's the size of the Mariana Trench!

Just doesn't make sense anymore!

Just got to get it.

Just hand over the snail and you can all go free.

Just put it on L.

Just remember, I don't drive and you don't have a car.

Just saying there's two sides to every coin.

Just tell ol' Otto where you want to go and it will take you there!

Karen, why do you keep collecting these?

Known for executing his subjects by beheading them

Krabs has tried to thwart me.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen,

Leaving so soon, kids?

Let alone be in that same dream at the same time.

Let it ride, Patrick! Let it ride!

Let me jangle your minds.

Let the proceedings begin!

Let's just focus on the plan.

Let's light this puppy!

Life in this watery metropolis

Like firing people, because it doesn't have a heart.

Like it ain't no thing!

Like ruling and stuff. Let's see…

Listen to this.

Look at all the cool activities!

Look at me. I really did it!

Look what I found. Snail time.

Look, I have a horrible, disgusting wrinkle.

Look, Patrick, there he is!

Looks don't matter.

Lose focus like I told you not to?

Lucky seven! Winner!

Man down.

Master of this zombie crew.

Maybe if your head wasn't packed full of sand,

Me a scientist?

Me, too.

Me, too. [coughs]

Me? Uh, don't think so.

Meh. Was the challenge coin really that useful?

Mm mm, not Mr. Krabs.

Mm, mm, mm. He's so strong.

Mm.

Mommy!

More plastic circles!

Morning, SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs. What happened to Otto?

Mr. Poseidon, no.

Mr. Squidward, are ya coming?

My clarinet.

My heart feels twice as big a s it ever did.

My heart, buddy.

My kingdom for a snail!

My loyal faithful…?

My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

My revenge!

My snail!

Nah, he's got it.

Nailed it, SpongeBob.

Nails on chalkboard annoying!

Naw, I'm just a squirrel.

Nay, I could never harm the lad.

Nay, you'll hear none such praise from me.

Neither could do it without the other.

Never happened!

Never hurts to employ a little hyperbole.

Never judge a Pattymobile by its bun, Squidward.

Never wavered, never faltered. It's just…

Nice work, boys.

No matter who I was or where I came from,

No time to lose!

No, it's not an on demand service.

No, it's too perfect.

No, no, no, a boon. Yes.

No, no, no. I'm being hasty.

No, Patrick. You got to be more specific.

No, silly, that's gonna happen anyway.

No, this way!

No! Not at all!

No.

No. No!

No. No!

Nonsense. Besides, this snail's name is Fred.

Nooks and crannies and back alleys.

Nope.

Nope. Not talking to you.

Not in the coin.

Not Mr. Krabs.

Not really that awesome, Patrick.

Not what friends do.

Now drum roll, maestro.

Now get it together. Go!

Now pirouette. Turn around. Pivot!

Now we can find Gary! Yay!

Now, let's drill down on a plan.

Now, who's ready to set sail

Now, your challenge lies behind these saloon doors.

Of course. Right this

Of the Krabby Patty secret formula!

Of the suspects in the Aqua Room this Friday night.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Chancellor,

Oh, Chancellor, for the love of Hermes,

Oh, cool. One of those old player pianos.

Oh, don't worry, I won't!

Oh, don't you see, Patrick? We're saved!

Oh, fish sticks.

Oh, Gary.

Oh, hey, Sage.

Oh, I could listen to that all day.

Oh, I love me some Lemont.

Oh, I was just a lonely bump on a log

Oh, morning, Gary!

Oh, Mr. Diablo, do you have any other cur

Oh, my heart is broken!

Oh, no. Wait, did we…?

Oh, nonsense.

Oh, nothing, it's just we're running out of room on the Wall of Failure.

Oh, now, where is it?

Oh, Patrick, I feel terrible.

Oh, Patrick, if something were to happen to Gary, I, well…

Oh, Patrick, what does a coin have to

Oh, Plankton…

Oh, really? Dumb thing?

Oh, silly me.

Oh, sure. Let me check. Two rubes to see Poseidon. No.

Oh, thank you! I find this so exhilarating.

Oh, that couldn't be for us.

Oh, that's good Wait, you did what?

Oh, they are. So soft.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Tough.

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! How are we gonna find Gary now?

Oh! I better start cleaning.

Oh! I found this uneaten Krabby Patty on table six.

Oh! Oh, oh, thank you.

Oh! So we are in a dream!

Oh! Stupid prank callers.

Oh. Okay, my bad.

Oh. Where is everybody?

Oh…

Okay, everyone!

Okay, fifty percent talking about the money

Okay, fine, he's mostly super freaking annoying.

Okay, Squidward, doesn't matter. I'll always be here anyway.

Okay, Squidward.

Okay, that'll come out later.

Okay, the Window of Meanwhile doesn't really work that way.

Okay. Let's just forget it, huh?

Okey dokey.

Old Gertrude? Who the kelp is that?

On another adventure of making me money?

On one condition.

On our legacy artisanal vintage throwback menu.

On the steps of Poseidon's Palace.

Once I am done here, zees kitchen

Once the rod goes, you're probably better off

One at a time. [chuckles]

One for you. Enjoy your Krabby Patty. Enjoy!

One more time to see where Gary is?

One of those old piano players!

One performance only, tickets still available.

One sea snail. Name: Fred.

Only to come back together when we realize

Ooh, you certainly are.

Ooh! I'm late if I'm gonna be early.

Ooh! Ow!

Or even big ones!

Or quests or rescue missions.

Order up!

Otto doesn't require a salary.

Otto, find Gary the snail.

OTTO: Hop on in, guys.

Otto!

Otto!

Otto!

Our advice for those travelling here is…

Our next performers are gonna knock

Out of Bikini Bottom. [giggles]

Ow! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!

Ow! Save… Ow! …yourself!

Ow.

Ow.

Pat, you're in charge of transpo.

Patience, Sage. Patience.

Patrick and I were, um,

Patrick, I think we should get out of here!

Patrick, it's gone!

Patrick, that's not an L, that's a seven.

Patrick, the zombies are swarming!

Patrick, we got to find Gary!

Peekaboo!

Phew! We're back on the bottom.

Place it wherever you like.

Place your bets.

Plankton?

Please, don't hurt him.

Pleased to meet ya.

Plus, we're on the surface and we're…

Poseidon?

Poseidon's Palace and Casino, where two suspects have been

Poseidon's very own Chancellor!

Presents a command performance, featuring the execution

Pretty sure it doesn't.

Pull harder. Faster! To the right!

Push! Push, Plankton!

Quiet. I'm in pregame right now.

Raise the colors!

Ready!

Really, Patrick? You'd go with me?

Really? Who is it?

Really? Wow.

Remember, people, don't forget to vote.

Remember…

Rescued this miserable little sea star.

Right away, Mr. K!

Robot abuse. Robot abuse.

Rolling out the service window?

Run!

Sage out.

Sage, buddy.

Sage, glad you're here.

Sage! Hi!

Sagester! Good to see ya, pal!

Said the Little Griddle.

Same as you do with water.

Sandy Cheeks, you take that back!

Seahorse back riding!

See, Patrick? It must have been a dream.

Seize them!

Seriously, it's hard enough being stuck in a tumbleweed…

Seven starts with an L? That's weird.

Seven!

Seven! Seven! Seven!

Shall be completely spotless.

Shallow seas of the tropics.

She's the eight burner grill in the kitchen.

Sit down, squirrel with fishbowl on head.

So entertaining!

So it works out pretty well.

So there's no need to get all bent out of shape about it.

So weird they would've miscounted like that.

So, you dare to enter the ghost town of the damned,

So… age appropriate.

Something you love.

Something's fishy around here.

Sorry.