Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) Family Edit

A bonnet or boater, dunce hat, fez,

A business proposition, Mother.

A cloche, coif, snood, barboosh, or pugree.

A customer with a lovely head...

A full cargo aboard, Captain.

A great man, no doubt, but one touched in the head.

A little bit hard to digest...

A nice new home.

A person with yellow hair before.

A sea captain is no job for a lady.

A token of your love which you thought he threw away.

ABSOLEM: Clumsy as always, and twice as dim.

ABSOLEM: You're Alice, of course.

Absolem?

Absolem.

Absolem.

Absolutely radishing.

Across the Ocean of time.

Actually he's quite angry with me.

Actually, I'm right on Time.

After all, you are the very person

After my next voyage...

Ah, Higgens.

Ah, Hinkle.

Ah, Wilkins!

Ah.

Ah...

Ahh!

ALEXANDRA: (ECHOING) It's the Kingsleigh girl.

Alice can do whatever Alice chooses.

Alice, you seem to have time all mixed up.

ALICE: (STRUGGLING) No!

ALICE: Apologies for the intrusion, Lord Ascot...

ALICE: Curious!

ALICE: Hatter!

ALICE: Hello.

ALICE: Hold on, everyone!

ALICE: How could you sell our shares?

ALICE: I can't be here!

ALICE: It's like a ship.

ALICE: It's nearly 6.

ALICE: It's Time.

ALICE: No Hightopps.

ALICE: Oh, Absolem.

ALICE: Sorry!

ALICE: This is the last room.

ALICE: Wait! Your Majesty, stop!

ALICE: Where is she?

Alice!

Alice!

Alice! Alice!

Alice?

Alice?

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice. Well. Welcome home.

All I did was laugh, Father.

All is Well.

All my horses. All my men. To the rescue.

All of Witzend laments the day of your sister's accident.

All right. Here we go. Ding, ding!

All the best ones are.

All the pieces together first, chaps.

All the way to the end.

All these years.

All will become clear in the fullness of Time.

ALL: Oh.

Along the Wu River...

Along with the bond on the house.

Along with your dearest friends.

Although, I really must be on my way.

Am I permitted to worry about tonight?

An impossible thing.

An utterance about...

And a hatterjust like him.

And a nice head deserves a very nice hat.

And all in Underland will perish.

And all that was or ever shall be.

And also a little bit of metal and wood, of course.

And bring my family home.

And do mind your step.

And do try not to break the past, present, or future.

And every day is a gift.

And give up on the impossible?

And give up the Wonder?

And he will be gone before long.

And I killed the Jabberwocky on the Frabjous Day...

And I miss him every day.

And I must find the kindergartner.

And I shall not ever forget you,

And I suppose every Second counts.

And I'd like your permission to borrow the Chronosphere.

And I'm walking on a wire Trying to go higher

And I'm wishing they'd stop trying to turn me off

And if your past self sees your future self...

And made you look a complete idiot!

And my dearest enemy.

And no matter the weather We can do it better

And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile.

And none of this would have ever happened.

And now he needs your help.

And now...

And people like to laugh at you

And please...

And recently he's convinced that

And restore order to the universe.

And so can l.

And that's how I know you'll believe me.

And the house is yours.

And then I shall have your head. Ta ta.

And then you'll really be you again.

And thereby save the Hatter.

And to the point.

And until the young Alice joins you for tea...

And we can wait together.

And we could rule the past, the present, and the future.

And what is your business with her?

And who might you be?

And why is it you wait for no man?

And would you please let Lord Ascot know

And you will have done nothing to stop it!

And you will receive a salary and a pension.

And you will redeem the house.

And you, Mr Harcourt.

And you're here.

And your...

And, of course, his family cannot really be alive...

Anybody here?

Anyone?

Are not you.

Are you all right, sir?

Are you all right?

Are you following what I'm saying?

As six impossible things before breakfast.

Astounds me.

Banished from my kingdom?

BAYARD: Hatter was perfectly hatterish.

BAYARDI Alice. MCTWISPI Oh, Alice.

BAYARDI No...

Because if there's one thing I do not like, it is...

Because just today...

Because she is your enemy.

Because they are being held captive...

Because you see, the Jabberwocky

Because you're not from here, only you can use it, Alice.

Behold.

Besides, I have a proposition for Hamish.

Bloody Big Head.

BOATSWAIN: Captain ashore.

BOATSWAIN: Lads, get those sails down!

BOATSWAIN: You did it, Captain!

BOTH: (SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle little bat

BOTH: He's mad.

BOTH: Huh?

BOTH: Where'd the cat go?

Brilliam Hinkle.

Brilliam...

Brother, goodbye.

But a dream is not reality.

But don't you see?

But he kept it all those years.

But he's grown darker...

But Horunvendush Day.

But how?

But I can learn from it.

But I didn't listen.

But I do love you.

But I must save Hatter.

But I need it.

But I need to find your family.

But I see now that you give before you take.

But I was certain that they were here.

But I will remember you always.

But I've come to give my report.

But if I could just have a moment of your time.

But if my family's still alive...

But if my father sent you to change my mind, you won't!

But if that moment never happened...

But in time...

But it doesn't have to be forever for you.

But it is said that if it were to happen...

But it's...

But not that I'm concerned.

But please keep your bewilderment brief

But that was my father's ship.

But that...

But that's not fair!

But the years pass quickly for me now.

But there's nothing wrong with me.

But this is all that we can do for you.

But this means...

But what about the Wonder?

But you are my mother, and I only have one.

But you did! You're lying!

But you've always been Alice.

But, Hatter, that's...

But, if anything could bring the Hatter back,

But, my love, I have done so much for you already.

But, of course, you have a family of your own...

But, when I was, I thought of Father.

Button y?

By the only person cruel enough

BYE bye.

Can save us now!

Can you?

Cannot be.

Captain, the Malay pirates have us cornered.

Captain.

Careful. It's swelling up.

Carve your tongues,

Cause they are all the same

Cheer up, Tarrant.

CHESS PIECE 1: He's not all he's cracked up to be.

CHESS PIECE 2: He's a mere shell of a man.

CHESS PIECE 3: Get some new material.

CHESS PIECE: He's a mere shell of a man.

CHESSUR: Hey, Tarrant.

CHESSUR: Tarrant.

Chessur.

Come back with my Chronosphere...

Come back!

Come on.

Come on. He can make any hat.

Come out, you little, wriggling worm!

Come, Mally. Say your goodbyes, Alice.

Come, quadruped.

Coming, sir!

Congratulations, dear Mirana, on your coming of age.

Contrariwise, have at you.

Could bring my family back to me.

Couldn't help it.

Count? I wish.

Curious.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Cut off your ears, off with you!

Dead ahead, full sails!

Dead ahead.

Denies himself laughter.

Did I miss anything?

Did you call, sir?

Did you eat the tarts and put the crusts there?

Did you eat the tarts and put the crusts there?

Did you say perish?

Did you, Mirana?

Did you, Mirana?

Do believe me, don't you, Alice?

Do not come back.

Do you know what this means to us?

Do you promise to be concise?

Do you silly nitwits...

Do you understand?

Don't abandon me when I'm sulking!

Don't be nice to her.

Don't blame your sister.

Don't let her see herself.

Don't worry, Hatter.

Don't worry, men. We can do this!

Don't you mean "yolk"?

Don't you?

DR ADDISON: Strap her down, lads.

DR ADDISON: We have work to do.

Dr Bennet, I really must object.

Dr Bennet, is it really necessary?

Dressed like she'd gone native.

Dunderheads.

Dying.

Earthquake. (LAUGHS)

Either way, I'm fine with the outcome. Hmm?

Emotional, prone to fantasy.

Enjoy the present.

Enough of your incessant jabbering!

Enough!

Even when I give it all away

Every hour, every minute, every second.

Every woman must face that, Alice.

Everyone parts with everything eventually, my dear.

Everyone, it's you!

Everything he loved.

Everything I do is for you, Alice.

Everything I love.

Everything would be history.

Everything you now are not!

Exactly 1 minute till tea time.

Exactly!

Excitable...

Excuse me, young lady. We'll be needing that.

Excuse me.

Fairfarren, Alice.

Father, look.

Father, no.

Father? Mother?

Father...

Feels like I'm surrounded by clowns and liars

Fell Day, as the clock struck 6.

FEMALE GUEST 1: What is she wearing?

FEMALE GUEST 2: Excuse me.

Fetch!

Finally.

Find Time's castle, borrow the Chronosphere...

Fine. I'll warn them myself.

Five minutes ago I was a sea captain.

Follow me, Miss Kingsleigh.

Follow me. This way.

Follow the proper dictum of society. Hmm?

For now, hurry.

For the Hour!

For you and your...

For you to have me.

For your Time.

FROG 1: Oh, the princess.

FROG 2: Oh, no.

Full sail.

Full sails, boys.

Full sails!

Full sails. Full sails!

Gentlemen, might I introduce Miss Alice Kingsleigh.

Get it!

Get off me!

Get On with it!

Get out.

Give it back...

Give it to me. Who knows about it?

Give me what is mine!

Go back into the past and save the Hatter's family.

Good afternoon, miss.

Good afternoon, sir.

Good bye, Brother.

Good bye, Hatter.

Good day.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Good night.

Good.

Goodbye, Alice.

Got ya!

Gotta save the Grand Clock.

GUARD 1: It's locked! Someone's in there.

GUARD 1: Someone get the key!

Guards!

Hamish had you brought here.

Hamish married last year, Alice.

Hamish tells me you've travelled

HAMISH: Now, please.

HAMISH: The girl's gone mad. Take her away.

Hard to port, Harper!

HARRIS: Don't let her get away! Hurry!

Hatter and I will retrieve the Chronosphere...

Hatter is my truest friend.

Hatter would be saved!

Hatter, it's me.

Hatter, please.

Hatter, please.

Hatter, the thing is...

HATTER: Come, quadruped. Fetch!

HATTER: Go away!

HATTER: Good heavens!

HATTER: The first hat I ever made.

HATTER: They must be this way.

HATTER: Your Majesty...

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter?

Hatter?

Hatter.

Hatter. Wait.

Hatter...

Hatter's counting on you.

HATTERI Thank you.

HATTERI Well...

Hatting is a serious business.

Have a lovely evening.

Have I come at a bad time?

He gave them to your mother...

He is broken.

He is me, and I am he...

He kept it.

He kept it.

He lives in a void of infinitude,

He looks more like you.

He makes the best hats in Witzend.

He never would have let this happen.

He said, to make him better, I must bring his family back.

He seems to have got over your public rejection.

He used to say the only thing worth doing...

He's barely ticking.

He's just not himself any more.

He's nearly as mad as you.

He's so terribly ill.

Headstrong or not.

HELEN: Alice?

HELEN: Higher.

HELEN: Your letters were so infrequent.

Helen.

Hello, Alice.

Hello?

Her hair...

Her head is rather voluminous.

Her house?

Her name...

Here it is.

Here it is.

Here you are, little ants.

Here you are.

Hey!

Highbottom.

Highbottom.

Higher.

Highly enjoyable. You should visit it sometime.

Hightopps!

Hightopps.

Hightopps.

Highturn.

Highview, Himmelby.

Him.

Hinkle.

His long deceased family is still alive.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? Kiss?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Have at you.

Hold on, everyone.

Hold on, Hightopps.

Hold on, lads!

Hooray, Alice! I always liked that girl.

Horunvendush Day!

How did you get in?

How do I work this?

How I wonder where you're at

How is it?

How is, uh, my invincible machine, hmm?

How long have I been here?

How should I know where she is?

How unfortunate.

However would you stop people from laughing?

Huh?

HUMPTY DUMPTY: How do I look? Tell me. I can take it.

HUMPTY DUMPTY: How do I look? Tell me. I can take it.

HUMPTY DUMPTY: I would be most grateful...

HUMPTY DUMPTY: Oh, you all disgust me.

Hurry! Quick!

I always knew you were, my boy.

I always liked tiny things.

I am inevitable!

I am no hatter.

I am sorry, Miss Kingsleigh,

I am Time.

I beg to differ.

I can't bear to see him like this.

I can't believe he just said that.

I can't believe he just said that.

I can't have his frivolous ideas

I can't think who.

I cannot give you the Chronosphere.

I could feel it.

I could get even with my sister.

I didn't eat any tarts.

I didn't think so.

I do beg pardon for any intrusion.

I do wish you'd worn that yellow dress.

I do, too.

I don't know who you are.

I don't see why you are making such a fuss.

I don't suppose you'll be sorry if I leave home.

I don't wanna hold on!

I fear he's...

I fear I may never see you again.

I feel like I should know you.

I found this.

I had always hoped...

I hardly know where you've been all this time.

I hate you all!

I hate you.

I have always wondered when "soon" is.

I have cherished every moment with all of you.

I have important work to do.

I have not ticked my last took yet!

I have something fun.

I hear the Ascots are marking Hamish's succession tonight.

I hope you used your time well.

I hope you were happy.

I invited Alice to tea.

I just can't find the Time. (LAUGHING)

I just know it.

I knew that you would.

I know exactly what that means.

I know how you love the tiny things. Hmm?

I know that I'm running out of time

I know what this means now.

I know you may find this concept

I know you tried to warn me.

I know.

I know. I'm Alice.

I lost my father.

I love you, Racie.

I make hats, Father.

I may not be able to change the past,

I mean, of course, sir.

I merely said I had invited her.

I miss him.

I missed you so much.

I must find her.

I must find out what happened to

I must give some of myself...

I must have it back.

I need that Chronosphere now.

I never actually said she was coming...

I never said I was sorry when I had the chance.

I now recall why I don't like her.

I once believed I could do as many

I own 10% of the company.

I plead insanity.

I present you with a gift made entirely out of love.

I realise it doesn't make much sense.

I realise now that clay will never come.

I saw you.

I seek a thief of meagre intellect.

I shall have the heads of all your friends.

I shall never forget that snowy night

I should have believed you.

I should have just told the truth,

I should like to see him immediately.

I stole the Chronosphere.

I suppose you want me to fix it.

I think he looks a little bit like you, Brother.

I think he would have liked you.

I think you look rather fetching

I think you may have to steal it again.

I thought I wasn't worthy of the Hightopp name.

I thought I'd tossed it away long, long ago.

I thought I'd tossed it away long, long ago.

I thought it was impossible.

I thought up that poem.

I thought you'd never get the idea.

I told you. lmbeciles.

I used to think Time was a thief...

I walked right through the walls.

I want her head!

I want it all Mmm, mmm

I want it all Mmm, mmm

I want it on Mmm, mmm

I want to. I...

I want you to have it.

I was only trying to help.

I will not say what it was. It's not important.

I won't leave you.

I'd know you anywhere.

I'll always believe in you.

I'll kick that ceiling What you gonna say?

I'll kick that ceiling What you gonna say?

I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older?

I'll only use it one more time.

I'll save you and your family.

I'll show you precisely how to make a proper hat. Hmm?

I'll treasure it forever.

I'm a hatter.

I'm afraid he most certainly is not.

I'm afraid I don't recall.

I'm afraid Lord Ascot passed away whilst you were at sea.

I'm afraid the invitation must have been lost in the post.

I'm glad my daughter didn't marry you.

I'm going to find that Red Queen

I'm having the time of my life? (CHUCKLES)

I'm in charge.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry to disturb you...

I'm sorry, Miss Kingsleigh.

I'm sorry, the Chrono what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Time is a he?

I'm Tarrant.

I'm the eldest!

I'mma disappear when they come for me

I'mma disappear when they come for me

I've come to give my report to Lord Ascot.

I've fallen off!

I've got Time on my hand.

I've got to go back.

I've got you, wee man. (LAUGHS)

I've had to.

I've missed you, Hatter.

Idiot!

If 3 years at sea taught me anything...

If he's in need, I will help him.

If I can light the world up for just one day

If I could just have a moment of your time...

If it's not too late...

If the Hatter's delusion is made true...

If you are really Time itself,

If you are to be a hatter worthy of the Hightopp name...

If you don't go now and reconcile,

If you vex me, it will be an eternity.

If you walk away now,

Ignorant peasants.

Immediately, sir!

In a castle of eternity.

In a pile, over here.

In somewhat awkward circumstances.

In the gardens of memory...

In the hands of Time. It's his.

In the palace of dreams...

Indeed.

IRACEBETH: (WHISPERS) Put it on my head!

Iracebeth!

IRACEBETHI (WHISPERS) Alice.

IRACEBETHI Hello!

IRACEBETHI Your Majesty!

Is in fact...

Is it true that you heal all wounds?

Is this where we...

Is to believe it is possible.

It appears the apple has not fallen far from the tree.

It appears...

It clings to me like a pair of sweaty pantaloons.

It has begun.

It is a trifle.

It is dangerous. Perilous. It is too much to ask!

It is impossible.

It is my belief that further expeditions

It is said that Time is a friend to no man.

It is. Extremely so.

It must go back to the Grand Clock.

It was my father's. I would never part with it.

It will always remain 1 minute till tea time...

It would be seeing you again.

It's a hat.

It's about the Hatter...

It's because I turned you down

It's catching up.

It's Father's ship.

It's forever for me.

It's funny...

It's how to tie a bloody good knot.

It's impossible for it to be here, and yet...

It's impossible for it to be here, and yet...

It's impossible!

It's impossible.

It's just a ship. There's always another.

It's my family, Alice.

It's not impossible...

It's not just a ship.

It's proper to refer to my husband as Lord Ascot.

It's that girl again.

It's time...

It's up to you now, Alice.

It's you, isn't it?

It's you!

JAMES: Captain aboard.

Jndeed. Hmm.

Just like fire, burning out the way

Just like fire, fire

Just like magic I'll be flying free

Just like magic I'll be flying free

Just not with him.

Just off, off, off with their...

Just sign here...

Kaput.

Keep him from his true potential.

Killed his family on the Horunvendush Day...

Kingsleigh and Kingsleigh's maiden voyage?

Lam...

Legend has, it also lets one travel

Less dafter.

Let alone ship's captains.

Let me try to explain when is now, all right?

Let's put you away, Mr Hinkle...

Liar! You're lying!

Lie back.

Listen, I know it sounds strange,

Little Chronosphere...

Loanit

Long ago.

Look.

Look. Time is flying.

Lord Ascot, there's someone in your father's study.

Lost for many years.

Lracebeth, enough!

Lracebeth...

LRACEBETHI Alice?

Ls your head all right, miss?

Makes perfect sense to me.

MALE GUEST 1: It's the Kingsleigh girl.

MALE GUEST 2: Outrageous.

MALE GUEST 3: Circus performer.

MALLYMKUN: (GASPS) He's fading away.

MALLYMKUN: I've seen him in his true light now, haven't I?

MALLYMKUN: Nice to meet you, sir.

MALLYMKUN: We're having such a lovely Time here.

MAN 1: Did you see that?

MAN 2: Yes. That's a nasty fall.

Many years ago.

May I say that your head is looking very, very big today.

Maybe later.

McTWISP: I knew we should have stayed together.

McTWISP: it is a very large castle.

McTWISP: Oh, dear.

McTWISP: The Chronosphere.

McTWISP: Very cold.

MCTWISPI Oh, Alice!

Me? I said that out loud, didn't I?

Merely...

MIRANA: Hightopps? Hightopps?

MIRANA: Mr Hightopp.

MIRANA: On the contrary.

MIRANA: Where are we?

Mirana!

Mirana.

Miss Kingsleigh, the board.

Miss Kingsleigh, this is my wife, Alexandra.

Miss Kingsleigh?

Miss Kingsleigh?

Mmm, mmm

Mmm, mmm

Mmm...

Most of the people had never seen

Mother, China's incredible.

Mother!

Mother!

Mother!

Mother.

Mr Harcourt...

Mr Harris, if you could see to Mrs Kingsleigh.

Mr Hightopp.