Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) Family Edit

A bonnet or boater, dunce hat, fez,

A business proposition, Mother.

A cloche, coif, snood, barboosh, or pugree.

A customer with a lovely head...

A full cargo aboard, Captain.

A great man, no doubt, but one touched in the head.

A little bit hard to digest...

A nice new home.

A person with yellow hair before.

A sea captain is no job for a lady.

A token of your love which you thought he threw away.

ABSOLEM: Clumsy as always, and twice as dim.

ABSOLEM: You're Alice, of course.

Absolem?

Absolem.

Absolem.

Absolutely radishing.

Across the Ocean of time.

Actually he's quite angry with me.

Actually, I'm right on Time.

After all, you are the very person

After my next voyage...

Ah, Higgens.

Ah, Hinkle.

Ah, Wilkins!

Ah.

Ah...

Ahh!

ALEXANDRA: (ECHOING) It's the Kingsleigh girl.

Alice can do whatever Alice chooses.

Alice, you seem to have time all mixed up.

ALICE: (STRUGGLING) No!

ALICE: Apologies for the intrusion, Lord Ascot...

ALICE: Curious!

ALICE: Hatter!

ALICE: Hello.

ALICE: Hold on, everyone!

ALICE: How could you sell our shares?

ALICE: I can't be here!

ALICE: It's like a ship.

ALICE: It's nearly 6.

ALICE: It's Time.

ALICE: No Hightopps.

ALICE: Oh, Absolem.

ALICE: Sorry!

ALICE: This is the last room.

ALICE: Wait! Your Majesty, stop!

ALICE: Where is she?

Alice!

Alice!

Alice! Alice!

Alice?

Alice?

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

Alice. Well. Welcome home.

All I did was laugh, Father.

All is Well.

All my horses. All my men. To the rescue.

All of Witzend laments the day of your sister's accident.

All right. Here we go. Ding, ding!

All the best ones are.

All the pieces together first, chaps.

All the way to the end.

All these years.

All will become clear in the fullness of Time.

ALL: Oh.

Along the Wu River...

Along with the bond on the house.

Along with your dearest friends.

Although, I really must be on my way.

Am I permitted to worry about tonight?

An impossible thing.

An utterance about...

And a hatterjust like him.

And a nice head deserves a very nice hat.

And all in Underland will perish.

And all that was or ever shall be.

And also a little bit of metal and wood, of course.

And bring my family home.

And do mind your step.

And do try not to break the past, present, or future.

And every day is a gift.

And give up on the impossible?

And give up the Wonder?

And he will be gone before long.

And I killed the Jabberwocky on the Frabjous Day...

And I miss him every day.

And I must find the kindergartner.

And I shall not ever forget you,

And I suppose every Second counts.

And I'd like your permission to borrow the Chronosphere.

And I'm walking on a wire Trying to go higher

And I'm wishing they'd stop trying to turn me off

And if your past self sees your future self...

And made you look a complete idiot!

And my dearest enemy.

And no matter the weather We can do it better

And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile.

And none of this would have ever happened.

And now he needs your help.

And now...

And people like to laugh at you

And please...

And recently he's convinced that

And restore order to the universe.

And so can l.

And that's how I know you'll believe me.

And the house is yours.

And then I shall have your head. Ta ta.

And then you'll really be you again.

And thereby save the Hatter.

And to the point.

And until the young Alice joins you for tea...

And we can wait together.

And we could rule the past, the present, and the future.

And what is your business with her?

And who might you be?

And why is it you wait for no man?

And would you please let Lord Ascot know

And you will have done nothing to stop it!

And you will receive a salary and a pension.

And you will redeem the house.

And you, Mr Harcourt.

And you're here.

And your...

And, of course, his family cannot really be alive...

Anybody here?

Anyone?

Are not you.

Are you all right, sir?

Are you all right?

Are you following what I'm saying?

As six impossible things before breakfast.

Astounds me.

Banished from my kingdom?

BAYARD: Hatter was perfectly hatterish.

BAYARDI Alice. MCTWISPI Oh, Alice.

BAYARDI No...

Because if there's one thing I do not like, it is...

Because just today...

Because she is your enemy.

Because they are being held captive...

Because you see, the Jabberwocky

Because you're not from here, only you can use it, Alice.

Behold.

Besides, I have a proposition for Hamish.

Bloody Big Head.

BOATSWAIN: Captain ashore.

BOATSWAIN: Lads, get those sails down!

BOATSWAIN: You did it, Captain!

BOTH: (SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle little bat

BOTH: He's mad.

BOTH: Huh?

BOTH: Where'd the cat go?

Brilliam Hinkle.

Brilliam...

Brother, goodbye.

But a dream is not reality.

But don't you see?

But he kept it all those years.

But he's grown darker...

But Horunvendush Day.

But how?

But I can learn from it.

But I didn't listen.

But I do love you.

But I must save Hatter.

But I need it.

But I need to find your family.

But I see now that you give before you take.

But I was certain that they were here.

But I will remember you always.

But I've come to give my report.

But if I could just have a moment of your time.

But if my family's still alive...

But if my father sent you to change my mind, you won't!

But if that moment never happened...

But in time...

But it doesn't have to be forever for you.

But it is said that if it were to happen...

But it's...

But not that I'm concerned.

But please keep your bewilderment brief

But that was my father's ship.

But that...

But that's not fair!

But the years pass quickly for me now.

But there's nothing wrong with me.

But this is all that we can do for you.

But this means...

But what about the Wonder?

But you are my mother, and I only have one.

But you did! You're lying!

But you've always been Alice.

But, Hatter, that's...

But, if anything could bring the Hatter back,

But, my love, I have done so much for you already.

But, of course, you have a family of your own...

But, when I was, I thought of Father.

Button y?

By the only person cruel enough

BYE bye.

Can save us now!

Can you?

Cannot be.

Captain, the Malay pirates have us cornered.

Captain.

Careful. It's swelling up.

Carve your tongues,

Cause they are all the same

Cheer up, Tarrant.

CHESS PIECE 1: He's not all he's cracked up to be.

CHESS PIECE 2: He's a mere shell of a man.

CHESS PIECE 3: Get some new material.

CHESS PIECE: He's a mere shell of a man.

CHESSUR: Hey, Tarrant.

CHESSUR: Tarrant.

Chessur.

Come back with my Chronosphere...

Come back!

Come on.

Come on. He can make any hat.

Come out, you little, wriggling worm!

Come, Mally. Say your goodbyes, Alice.

Come, quadruped.

Coming, sir!

Congratulations, dear Mirana, on your coming of age.

Contrariwise, have at you.

Could bring my family back to me.

Couldn't help it.

Count? I wish.

Curious.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Cut off your ears, off with you!

Dead ahead, full sails!

Dead ahead.

Denies himself laughter.

Did I miss anything?

Did you call, sir?

Did you eat the tarts and put the crusts there?

Did you eat the tarts and put the crusts there?

Did you say perish?

Did you, Mirana?

Did you, Mirana?

Do believe me, don't you, Alice?

Do not come back.

Do you know what this means to us?

Do you promise to be concise?

Do you silly nitwits...

Do you understand?

Don't abandon me when I'm sulking!

Don't be nice to her.

Don't blame your sister.

Don't let her see herself.

Don't worry, Hatter.

Don't worry, men. We can do this!

Don't you mean "yolk"?

Don't you?

DR ADDISON: Strap her down, lads.

DR ADDISON: We have work to do.

Dr Bennet, I really must object.

Dr Bennet, is it really necessary?

Dressed like she'd gone native.

Dunderheads.

Dying.

Earthquake. (LAUGHS)

Either way, I'm fine with the outcome. Hmm?

Emotional, prone to fantasy.

Enjoy the present.

Enough of your incessant jabbering!

Enough!

Even when I give it all away

Every hour, every minute, every second.

Every woman must face that, Alice.

Everyone parts with everything eventually, my dear.

Everyone, it's you!

Everything he loved.

Everything I do is for you, Alice.

Everything I love.

Everything would be history.

Everything you now are not!

Exactly 1 minute till tea time.

Exactly!

Excitable...

Excuse me, young lady. We'll be needing that.

Excuse me.

Fairfarren, Alice.

Father, look.

Father, no.

Father? Mother?

Father...

Feels like I'm surrounded by clowns and liars

Fell Day, as the clock struck 6.

FEMALE GUEST 1: What is she wearing?

FEMALE GUEST 2: Excuse me.

Fetch!

Finally.

Find Time's castle, borrow the Chronosphere...

Fine. I'll warn them myself.

Five minutes ago I was a sea captain.

Follow me, Miss Kingsleigh.

Follow me. This way.

Follow the proper dictum of society. Hmm?

For now, hurry.

For the Hour!

For you and your...

For you to have me.

For your Time.

FROG 1: Oh, the princess.

FROG 2: Oh, no.

Full sail.

Full sails, boys.

Full sails!

Full sails. Full sails!

Gentlemen, might I introduce Miss Alice Kingsleigh.

Get it!

Get off me!

Get On with it!

Get out.

Give it back...

Give it to me. Who knows about it?

Give me what is mine!

Go back into the past and save the Hatter's family.

Good afternoon, miss.

Good afternoon, sir.

Good bye, Brother.

Good bye, Hatter.

Good day.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Good night.

Good.

Goodbye, Alice.

Got ya!

Gotta save the Grand Clock.

GUARD 1: It's locked! Someone's in there.

GUARD 1: Someone get the key!

Guards!

Hamish had you brought here.

Hamish married last year, Alice.

Hamish tells me you've travelled

HAMISH: Now, please.

HAMISH: The girl's gone mad. Take her away.

Hard to port, Harper!

HARRIS: Don't let her get away! Hurry!

Hatter and I will retrieve the Chronosphere...

Hatter is my truest friend.

Hatter would be saved!

Hatter, it's me.

Hatter, please.

Hatter, please.

Hatter, the thing is...

HATTER: Come, quadruped. Fetch!

HATTER: Go away!

HATTER: Good heavens!

HATTER: The first hat I ever made.

HATTER: They must be this way.

HATTER: Your Majesty...

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter!

Hatter?

Hatter?

Hatter.

Hatter. Wait.

Hatter...

Hatter's counting on you.

HATTERI Thank you.

HATTERI Well...

Hatting is a serious business.

Have a lovely evening.

Have I come at a bad time?

He gave them to your mother...

He is broken.

He is me, and I am he...

He kept it.

He kept it.

He lives in a void of infinitude,

He looks more like you.

He makes the best hats in Witzend.

He never would have let this happen.

He said, to make him better, I must bring his family back.

He seems to have got over your public rejection.

He used to say the only thing worth doing...

He's barely ticking.

He's just not himself any more.

He's nearly as mad as you.

He's so terribly ill.

Headstrong or not.

HELEN: Alice?

HELEN: Higher.

HELEN: Your letters were so infrequent.

Helen.

Hello, Alice.

Hello?

Her hair...

Her head is rather voluminous.

Her house?

Her name...

Here it is.

Here it is.

Here you are, little ants.

Here you are.

Hey!

Highbottom.

Highbottom.

Higher.

Highly enjoyable. You should visit it sometime.

Hightopps!

Hightopps.

Hightopps.

Highturn.

Highview, Himmelby.

Him.

Hinkle.

His long deceased family is still alive.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm? Kiss?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Have at you.

Hold on, everyone.

Hold on, Hightopps.

Hold on, lads!

Hooray, Alice! I always liked that girl.

Horunvendush Day!

How did you get in?

How do I work this?

How I wonder where you're at

How is it?

How is, uh, my invincible machine, hmm?

How long have I been here?

How should I know where she is?

How unfortunate.

However would you stop people from laughing?

Huh?

HUMPTY DUMPTY: How do I look? Tell me. I can take it.

HUMPTY DUMPTY: How do I look? Tell me. I can take it.

HUMPTY DUMPTY: I would be most grateful...

HUMPTY DUMPTY: Oh, you all disgust me.

Hurry! Quick!

I always knew you were, my boy.

I always liked tiny things.

I am inevitable!

I am no hatter.

I am sorry, Miss Kingsleigh,

I am Time.

I beg to differ.

I can't bear to see him like this.

I can't believe he just said that.

I can't believe he just said that.

I can't have his frivolous ideas

I can't think who.

I cannot give you the Chronosphere.

I could feel it.

I could get even with my sister.

I didn't eat any tarts.

I didn't think so.

I do beg pardon for any intrusion.

I do wish you'd worn that yellow dress.

I do, too.

I don't know who you are.

I don't see why you are making such a fuss.

I don't suppose you'll be sorry if I leave home.

I don't wanna hold on!

I fear he's...

I fear I may never see you again.

I feel like I should know you.

I found this.

I had always hoped...

I hardly know where you've been all this time.

I hate you all!

I hate you.

I have always wondered when "soon" is.

I have cherished every moment with all of you.

I have important work to do.

I have not ticked my last took yet!

I have something fun.

I hear the Ascots are marking Hamish's succession tonight.

I hope you used your time well.

I hope you were happy.

I invited Alice to tea.

I just can't find the Time. (LAUGHING)

I just know it.

I knew that you would.

I know exactly what that means.

I know how you love the tiny things. Hmm?

I know that I'm running out of time

I know what this means now.

I know you may find this concept

I know you tried to warn me.

I know.

I know. I'm Alice.

I lost my father.

I love you, Racie.

I make hats, Father.

I may not be able to change the past,

I mean, of course, sir.

I merely said I had invited her.

I miss him.

I missed you so much.

I must find her.

I must find out what happened to

I must give some of myself...

I must have it back.

I need that Chronosphere now.

I never actually said she was coming...

I never said I was sorry when I had the chance.

I now recall why I don't like her.

I once believed I could do as many

I own 10% of the company.

I plead insanity.

I present you with a gift made entirely out of love.

I realise it doesn't make much sense.

I realise now that clay will never come.

I saw you.

I seek a thief of meagre intellect.

I shall have the heads of all your friends.

I shall never forget that snowy night

I should have believed you.

I should have just told the truth,

I should like to see him immediately.

I stole the Chronosphere.

I suppose you want me to fix it.

I think he looks a little bit like you, Brother.

I think he would have liked you.

I think you look rather fetching

I think you may have to steal it again.

I thought I wasn't worthy of the Hightopp name.

I thought I'd tossed it away long, long ago.

I thought I'd tossed it away long, long ago.

I thought it was impossible.

I thought up that poem.

I thought you'd never get the idea.

I told you. lmbeciles.

I used to think Time was a thief...

I walked right through the walls.

I want her head!

I want it all Mmm, mmm

I want it all Mmm, mmm

I want it on Mmm, mmm

I want to. I...

I want you to have it.

I was only trying to help.

I will not say what it was. It's not important.

I won't leave you.

I'd know you anywhere.

I'll always believe in you.

I'll kick that ceiling What you gonna say?

I'll kick that ceiling What you gonna say?

I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older?

I'll only use it one more time.

I'll save you and your family.

I'll show you precisely how to make a proper hat. Hmm?

I'll treasure it forever.

I'm a hatter.

I'm afraid he most certainly is not.

I'm afraid I don't recall.

I'm afraid Lord Ascot passed away whilst you were at sea.

I'm afraid the invitation must have been lost in the post.

I'm glad my daughter didn't marry you.

I'm going to find that Red Queen

I'm having the time of my life? (CHUCKLES)

I'm in charge.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry to disturb you...

I'm sorry, Miss Kingsleigh.

I'm sorry, the Chrono what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Time is a he?

I'm Tarrant.

I'm the eldest!

I'mma disappear when they come for me

I'mma disappear when they come for me

I've come to give my report to Lord Ascot.

I've fallen off!

I've got Time on my hand.

I've got to go back.

I've got you, wee man. (LAUGHS)

I've had to.

I've missed you, Hatter.

Idiot!

If 3 years at sea taught me anything...

If he's in need, I will help him.

If I can light the world up for just one day

If I could just have a moment of your time...

If it's not too late...

If the Hatter's delusion is made true...

If you are really Time itself,

If you are to be a hatter worthy of the Hightopp name...

If you don't go now and reconcile,

If you vex me, it will be an eternity.

If you walk away now,

Ignorant peasants.

Immediately, sir!

In a castle of eternity.

In a pile, over here.

In somewhat awkward circumstances.

In the gardens of memory...

In the hands of Time. It's his.

In the palace of dreams...

Indeed.

IRACEBETH: (WHISPERS) Put it on my head!

Iracebeth!

IRACEBETHI (WHISPERS) Alice.

IRACEBETHI Hello!

IRACEBETHI Your Majesty!

Is in fact...

Is it true that you heal all wounds?

Is this where we...

Is to believe it is possible.

It appears the apple has not fallen far from the tree.

It appears...

It clings to me like a pair of sweaty pantaloons.

It has begun.

It is a trifle.

It is dangerous. Perilous. It is too much to ask!

It is impossible.

It is my belief that further expeditions

It is said that Time is a friend to no man.

It is. Extremely so.

It must go back to the Grand Clock.

It was my father's. I would never part with it.

It will always remain 1 minute till tea time...

It would be seeing you again.

It's a hat.

It's about the Hatter...

It's because I turned you down

It's catching up.

It's Father's ship.

It's forever for me.

It's funny...

It's how to tie a bloody good knot.

It's impossible for it to be here, and yet...

It's impossible for it to be here, and yet...

It's impossible!

It's impossible.

It's just a ship. There's always another.

It's my family, Alice.

It's not impossible...

It's not just a ship.

It's proper to refer to my husband as Lord Ascot.

It's that girl again.

It's time...

It's up to you now, Alice.

It's you, isn't it?

It's you!

JAMES: Captain aboard.

Jndeed. Hmm.

Just like fire, burning out the way

Just like fire, fire

Just like magic I'll be flying free

Just like magic I'll be flying free

Just not with him.

Just off, off, off with their...

Just sign here...

Kaput.

Keep him from his true potential.

Killed his family on the Horunvendush Day...

Kingsleigh and Kingsleigh's maiden voyage?

Lam...

Legend has, it also lets one travel

Less dafter.

Let alone ship's captains.

Let me try to explain when is now, all right?

Let's put you away, Mr Hinkle...

Liar! You're lying!

Lie back.

Listen, I know it sounds strange,

Little Chronosphere...

Loanit

Long ago.

Look.

Look. Time is flying.

Lord Ascot, there's someone in your father's study.

Lost for many years.

Lracebeth, enough!

Lracebeth...

LRACEBETHI Alice?

Ls your head all right, miss?

Makes perfect sense to me.

MALE GUEST 1: It's the Kingsleigh girl.

MALE GUEST 2: Outrageous.

MALE GUEST 3: Circus performer.

MALLYMKUN: (GASPS) He's fading away.

MALLYMKUN: I've seen him in his true light now, haven't I?

MALLYMKUN: Nice to meet you, sir.

MALLYMKUN: We're having such a lovely Time here.

MAN 1: Did you see that?

MAN 2: Yes. That's a nasty fall.

Many years ago.

May I say that your head is looking very, very big today.

Maybe later.

McTWISP: I knew we should have stayed together.

McTWISP: it is a very large castle.

McTWISP: Oh, dear.

McTWISP: The Chronosphere.

McTWISP: Very cold.

MCTWISPI Oh, Alice!

Me? I said that out loud, didn't I?

Merely...

MIRANA: Hightopps? Hightopps?

MIRANA: Mr Hightopp.

MIRANA: On the contrary.

MIRANA: Where are we?

Mirana!

Mirana.

Miss Kingsleigh, the board.

Miss Kingsleigh, this is my wife, Alexandra.

Miss Kingsleigh?

Miss Kingsleigh?

Mmm, mmm

Mmm, mmm

Mmm...

Most of the people had never seen

Mother, China's incredible.

Mother!

Mother!

Mother!

Mother.

Mr Harcourt...

Mr Harris, if you could see to Mrs Kingsleigh.

Mr Hightopp.

MR PHELPS: Captain! The ship will run aground.

MR PHELPS: It's too shallow.

MR PHELPS: She's going over.

MR PHELPS: Splice the mainbrace, lads!

MR PHELPS: Will! Hold On, lad!

Mrs Kingsleigh! No, you can't!

Mrs Kingsleigh.

Must you always be so headstrong?

My Alice would believe me.

My Alice...

My crown will pass...

My darling...

My dear Alice.

My dear family.

My family find themselves...

My family must have too.

My family.

My family's there. I know it!

My friend is in mortal danger.

My goodness.

My hat please, Mom.

My head. Ow.

My lord is expecting you in the parlour.

My ship. Hello, Hamish.

My What?

Never fear. We'll have Alice fixed in no time.

Next time.

No

No idea what you're talking about.

No interlopers!

No matter what.

No more tarts.

No more wasting me.

No one but you.

No one can be just like me anyway

No one can be just like me anyway

No one can be just like me anyway

No one can bring them back.

No one fears me.

No one loves me!

No one loves me.

No other company is in the business

No, I shall wreak a terrible revenge!

No, it's not fair! It's not fair!

No, you don't!

No,no,no. You mustn't. You mustn't.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No.

No.

No. It's just more fun that way.

No. No!

None of us can use it because

Nonsense! He's hideous.

Nonsense. Lady Ascot once said we would always be welcome.

Nor is he our enemy, Mother.

Not as impossible as saying goodbye to you, my friends.

Not here yet.

Not here yet.

Not long.

Not to be fun.

Not too much now. Be careful.

Nothing.

Now chairman of the board.

Now is...

Now look at us.

Now you see me. Now you...

Now, back the way you came, miss.

Now, let's see.

Now, out of my kitchen.

Now, remember. Look lively, everyone.

Now, there is a position in our clerking office.

Now.

NURSE: Oh. Oh!

Of course you are. You're the Hatter.

Of course, it's known to do strange things

Of course!

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Of hiring female clerks.

Off With their...

Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome,

Oh, Alice.

Oh, but...

Oh, correction.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dig, dig, dig. Work, work, work.

Oh, don't "Racie" me!

Oh, Hatter.

Oh, he's not mixed up at all.

Oh, my darling!

Oh, my family.

Oh, no mind! I'll announce myself.

Oh, no, not again!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, please. You always make that joke.

Oh, Tarrant, you've got it on backwards.

Oh, this is all my fault.

Oh, well, you're in luck. Right this way.

Oh, Well.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! There you are.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Ah!

Oh. Good!

Oh. Oh!

Oh. Would ya like a scone?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... (GAGS)

Old bean.

On guard!

One minute.

Only putting back the Chronosphere

Ooh! Ahh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Or else she will destroy everything!

Or the matter of the Hatter.

Or there will be none of me left.

Or you will be at least when I knew you.

Or your mother.

Or, indeed, woman.

Otherwise, we cannot help you.

Our apologies.

Our work here is done.

Outstanding, my boy. Well done.

Ow.

People of Witzend...

People who are unable, unwilling, or, um...

Perfect! Thank you, gentlemen.

Perfect.

Perfectly.

Perhaps if we don't split up...

Pirates and such.

Please forgive me.

Please wake up, Hatter. Please.

Please wake up.

Please!

Please!

Please. Tell him to stay.

Plenty of room.

Plenty of room.

Present!

Proceed to 347!

Purloin it.

Put a bag on all of your heads!

Put a bag on your head!

QUEEN ELSEMERE: Did you, Mirana?

QUEEN ELSEMERE: If you can't get along...

QUEEN ELSEMERE: lracebeth, please!

QUEEN ELSEMERE: Why are these crusts under your bed?

QUEEN ELSEMEREI lracebeth?

Quick! Where's the manual? Who's got the manual?

Racie!

Really think that I have not heard

Really, it was.

Really? Oh.

Report to work Monday morning...

Reveal him now.

Revenge is mine.

Right behind you, sir!

Right.

Run it, run it

Run it, run it

Run it, run it

Run it, run it

Run it, run it

Run it, run it

Run, Alice!

Sand or reef, I cannot say.

Save the Hatter's family from being killed,

Scat!

Scone.

Scone. Scone.

Seconds into Minutes.

Seconds out! Seconds out!

Seconds, Minutes...

See I would rather we just go our different way

Seize him.

Set a course for London, Harper.

Shall I announce you?

Shall we commence with

Shallow water.

She and I had...

She ate my schnozzle.

She brought it back! Oh!

She cannot be far away. (GRUNTS)

She had spent months up river.

She has broken the past.

She jumped into a looking glass.

She must have the Chronosphere.

She muttered...

She needs more time, sir!

She put them there.

She put them there.

She said she was going to rescue them.

She took something from me.

She took them.

She'll hit her head!

She's gone.

She's late.

She's not going to make it!

Shh!

Shoulders back, eyes forward.

Shut up!

Sign over the vessel...

Sign over the Wonder?

Sign the papers, Mother.

Silence!

Sir, shoals on every side.

Sir, sir! Hold on, sir! She's here!

Slain by the Jabberwocky, on Horunvendush Day...

Slayer of my Jabberbabywocky?

Slurvish, interrupting thing.

So have I, dear.

So if this hat survived...

So if this hat survived...

So soon?

So you can make a decent start in life.

So you've decided to be a clerk?

So, being Time...

So, your question.

Somehow put him in mind...

Something...

Something...

Sorry.

Split up.

Stay in line. Stay in line!

Stealing everything I loved.

Stop her, you imbeciles!

Stop her!

Stop standing around.

Stop, you little mouse!

Stuck in a giant vegetable jail.

Stupid me shaped corridor.

Stupid roses.

Surrendering my father's ship

Ta rrant?

Take care, dear Alice. All our hopes fly with you.

Take Time to his castle.

Talking about the atmosphere?

Tarrant Hightopp. He's a great friend of mine.

Tarrant, wait!

Tarrant!

Tarrant.

Tarrant. Watch this.

Tea time forever!

Teeny tiny you, but still you.

Tell her!

Tell the truth, Mirana.

Tell the truth, Mirana.

THACKERY: Can't bloody move.

THACKERY: Tarrant?

THACKERY: Time to go.

THACKERY: Very good. Very clever.

THACKERY: What a gentleman.

THACKERYI Fetch, doggy.

THACKERYI Which way is up?

THACKERYI Your Majesty.

THACKERYI Zoinks!

Than play the game

Thank goodness you're finally here.

Thank you ever so much, Mr Hightopp.

Thank you ever so much.

Thank you for admitting your mistake.

Thank you for your you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That Alice?

That blue paper hat...

That I can make things right.

That is a child's dream, Alice.

That is where you and I will meet.

That is why we're having this little soiree after all.

That moment changed everything.

That my invincible machine...

That sounds very dangerous.

That was rude of me.

That wasn't a minute.

That you would one day show

That...

That's all I ever wanted to hear.

That's because it hasn't happened yet.

That's his muchness.

That's what I've been told.

That's what makes him so...

That's what my father says.

The Alice?

The blightefls stuck us all at 1 minute to tea time.

The bond we will redeem against your ship.

The Chronosphere powers the Grand Clock.

The Chronosphere!

The Chronosphere!

The Chronosphere.

The Chronosphere.

The Chronosphere.

The clock.

The crown for the Princess lracebeth.

The dangers that you have caused.

The deed to your husband's ship.

The Dowager Empress of China...

The eternal...

The fallen soldier.

The first hat I ever made.

The function of a hat is to

The girl who tricked you

The Grand Clock must not stop.

The Grand Clock will break down.

The Grand Clock!

The Hatter?

The Hatter's the matter.

The heir.

The Hightopps so I can rescue them.

The immeasurable.

The immortal...

The infinite and immortal.

The infinite...

The last thing I want is to end up like my father.

The ledgers are in my cabin.

The machine, Wilkins.

The magnificent Grand Clock of All Time.

The most powerful device in the entire universe.

The necessary qualities to become the queen...

The new Lady Ascot.

The next person who laughs will never laugh again!

The only way to achieve the impossible

The personification of time itself.

The source that powers the Grand Clock of All Time.

The stroke of 6!

The tarts are under your bed.

The title's been passed on to his son.

The Tulgey Woods to investigate.

The very reason why I have been

The Wonder is just a ship.

The world has opened to us, but we must move quickly.

The world these last three years.

The world?

Their last tick?

Their last took?

Then it's good enough for the Ascots.

Then my family must have too.

Then who will I be?

There are matters here

There is much to do, hmm?

There is no history of it happening.

There was a great storm.

There were complications.

There will be no further expeditions.

There. You've said it.

There'd be no Horunvendush Day.

There'll be no more tarts for either of you.

There's no room at the table.

There's something terribly important

These cheap barbs before?

These miniscule artisans are my Seconds.

They are rather stupid.

They did it! They did it!

They might actually pull this off.

They say you were trying to get under the furniture.

They're alive!

They're alive.

They're in danger.

They're not here?

They're not here.

They're not here.

This cannot be good.

This is all your fault.

This isn't about China, is it?

This one, too.

Though I dare say,

Through here, one mile past the pendulum.

Tick Tock!

Tick Took! Where are you?

Tick Took! Where are you?

Time and tide wait for no man, Mr Harcourt.

Time is a cruel master.

Time is a thief. And a villain.

Time is against you, and you're being careless with it.

Time is many things, Hamish, but he isn't money.

Time is money.

Time myself will stop...

Time to go.

TIME: Ah.

TIME: Aha!

TIME: Halt! Stop!

TIME: Higgens. Uh...

TIME: I must get the Chronosphere back.

TIME: She's here! My liebchen is here!

TIME: Though I dare say,

TIME: Wilkins!

TIME: Wilkins!

Time.

Time's up.

To a man's mind, let alone a woman's.

To disintegrate history.

To keep them locked up...

To the Princess Mirana.

Tocked...

TODDLER TWEEDLEDEE: He really reminds me of someone.

Tomorrow...

Travel back in time to Horunvendush Day...

Turning to port at full sail will tip us over.

TVVEEDLEDEEI This one's locked.

TWEEDLEDEE: Mrs Hightopp?

TWEEDLEDEE: Oh, there's a lot of stairs.

TWEEDLEDUM: I'm out of breath already.

TWEEDLEDUMI Alice.

TYVAI No.

Ugh.

Uh, Alice?

Uh, no apologies necessary, Your Highness.

Uh...

Uh...

Um...

Un possible.

Un...

Un... Uh...

Uncompelled to form short sentences.

Unless it could.

Unless there was a way.

Unless you have a clock.

Until...

Untreatable, some say.

Upon my death...

Very important thing, a family.

Very serious man, my father.

Vile.

Vincible.

Wait a moment. Wait a moment. Don't!

Wait! What's he done?

Wake up.

Was what we do for others.

Watch this madness, colourful charade

We all are.

We came here to run it

We came here to run it

We came here to run it

We came here to run it

We can't lose him, Alice. We can't.

We don't have to worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing

We fear you are too late.

We followed the Yangtze deep into the interior.

We had a terrible fight.

We haven't got all day!

We must do something.

We must surrender.

We need full sails!

We rather hoped you might help us save him.

We should go.

We ventured out into

We were afraid you might never come back with our ship.

We were afraid you weren't coming at all.

We'll have fun now that you're living here.

We'll run the Ascots out of business in a year.

We'll split up together.

We're going home!

We're going to have so much fun together.

We've already been in the past.

We've got to go now!

Well played, sir.

Well played.

Well, follow me.

Well, he's not here any more!

Well, I can most...

Well, if I'm not, lwish I was.

Well, if I'm such a disappointment...

Well, no. I mean, not yet.

Well, the last thing I want is to end up like you.

Well, then how was it?

Well, we have met once, when I was younger.

Well, where is he?

Well, you are in luck, oh, timely one.

What a curious chap.

What a surprise.

What are we going to do?

What are we going to do?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing, you idiot?

What are you doing?

What are you waiting for? Let's go!

What can I do?

What could this mean?

What did I tell you two?

What do you know of my family?

What do you think, pets?

What happened to you?

What happened?

What happens?

What has happened?

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

What is it? You have exactly one minute.

What is the hat of your heart's desire, madam?

What?

What?

What's the matter with you?

What's the matter?

When I get back...

When is she coming?

When she hit her head in the town square.

When you asked me to marry you.

When you're older.

Where am I?

Where did I... (GRUNTS)

Where did you come from?

Where exactly is this Chronosphere?

Where have you been? You're late.

Where is she?

Where is she?

Where the devil have you been?

Where's Alice?

Where's my Chronosphere?

Wherever you go, I will find you.

Which idiot labelled that?

Which might benefit from your attention.

While you were gone.

Who has stopped?

Who has ticked...

Who is there?

Who saved them, aren't you?

Who sold them to me a year ago,

Who was that strange girl?

Who will be gone?

Who's he?

Who's to say which is which?

Whoa...

Why am I never good enough for you?

Why are these crusts under your bed'?

Why are you always such a disappointment to me?

Why do you carry that fallen soldier in your pocket?

Why does no one love me?

Why don't you have a seat...

Why have they not come home?

Wilkins, please remove this, uh...

Wilkins, you must keep the Grand Clock ticking.

WILKINS: Come along, come along.

WILKINS: Come on, you!

WILKINS: Get back.

WILKINS: Majesty!

Wilkins!

Wilkins!

Wilkins.

WILKINSI Oh, dear.

Will not guarantee survival, Mr Phelps.

Will this day never end?

WILL: Help!

With my big brain...

Without it, the Hatter may never get better.

Without the Chronosphere...

Without your schnozzle.

Won't you join us for some tea?

Would you like him to make you one?

Yeah, what's the plan?

Yellow haired kindergartener, here.

Yellowish.

Yes indeed, Miss Kingsleigh.

Yes, Hatter.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I think this hat will suit you...

Yes, sir!

Yes, yes, that's all very well.

Yes! We'll sew up your lips...

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I've just returned.

You and me together Forever and ever

You and the Wonder have been expected for over a year.

You are unfit to rule, lracebeth.

You are you, aren't you?

You ask the impossible, my dear.

You ask...

You can still get him back,

You can't come in.

You can't do this.

You can't just make things however you want them to be.

You can't take that!

You can't! You can't!

You cannot change the past.

You cannot change the past.

You cannot change the past. Believe me, I have tried.

You cannot escape Time.

You cannot win in a race against Time.

You cost the princess her crown!

You did it, Alice.

You did, my lord.

You did. Tell her!

You have a very nice head.

You have been.

You have just delivered to me

You have no conception of how reckless...

You have to warn them about Horunvendush Day.

You haven't answered my question.

You incompetent imbecile!

You kept my blue hat.

You know my views on that word, Mr Phelps.

You know of my sister's misfortune.

You know what it is that I desire.

You know where we are.

You made it for your father when you were young.

You might learn something from it.

You might learn something from it.

You must be sane, sober, disciplined.

You must go back to your family.

You must travel back in time.

You only get the one.

You see, from now on, dearest...

You should know about.

You should meet my friend Thackery.

You simply must come and meet my family.

You s******ing Hightopps!

You sound just like him.

You started it.

You want me to sign them?

You want to borrow it.

You were asking me before when "soon" is?

You were behaving so strangely.

You were born to be.

You were found in an upstairs room at the Ascots'.

You will lose your father, too.

You will rescue no one.

You will speak when you are spoken to.

You will start in files...

You won't have to worry about anything.

You would if you loved me.

You, Father.

You!

You...

You...

You'll be sorry. I know you will.

You're Alice.

You're back.

You're bonkers, aren't you? Huh.

You're eating all the tarts.

You're in an institution.

You're leaving again?

You're making me look stupid.

You're not a nice man, Hamish.

You're not my Alice.

You're not well.

You're the only one.

You're too hard on him, Zanik.

You're trespassing! This room is out of bounds!

You're you again!

You're you.

You've been gone too long, Alice.

You've said it, Father.

YOUNG HATTERI Hello.

YOUNG IRACEBETH: No! It's not fair! It's not fair!

YOUNG IRACEBETHI You did.

Young lady...

Young lady...

Your attempts at mockery fall flat.

Your family died.

Your family will be lost

Your family, they're alive!

Your family, uh...

Your family?

Your father set those shares aside for me.

Your foolishness...

Your Highness.

Your time is up.

Your turn!

Yourself, or whatever suchness you claim...

Zanik, please.

4am! (TIME WHIMPERS)

And I have to... Wilkins!

Auf Wiedersehen. (HORN BLOWING)

BOTH: What could go wrong? (GASPING)

Come back! (BAYARD BARKING)

Come on. Yeah.

Come on. (WHIMPERS)

Daddy, my head hurts. Arms around my neck.

Father! (HIGHTOPPS CHEERING)

Go back in time? Hmm.

Greetings, Underlings. (WHIMPERS)

Hamish? Jndeed.

Have we met? Yes!

He was spoken to. Nonsense!

Hey! (SCREAMS)

Hmm? Watch it.

I'm sorry. (COOING)

It is imperative that... Ah.

It's a girl. Please, sir.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. .. Tweedles?

Mother. Well...

MR PHELPS: Hold on, boys! (GROANING)

No. HATTER: So...

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. (CREATURES WHIMPERING)

Oh, when will it happen? Years from now.

Oh, yes. BAYARD: Indeed.

Oh. (ALL WHIMPERING)

Oh. (GASPS)

Ow. Gotcha!

Poof! (JAMES CHUCKLES)

Racie, no! You're a liar!

Racie. lracebeth!

Shh. No room. No room.

Slow. Racie.

So brave. I knew she'd help us.

Stop. You'll ruin it. Now, let me finish.

Surely there must be some... Mr Harris.

Tea for our guest. Ha! Tea time!

That's my cab! (URGES HORSES)

The Chronosphere. (GASPS)

The former. No, the latter.

Tick Tock! Hmm?

Tick Tock! (SNIFFS)

Ugh. Oh.

Uh, put a bag on her head. (ALL LAUGHING)

Uh, uh, uh... As soon as possible.

Up above the... (LOUD BOOM)

Wait! HAMISH: Just like her father.

Wait. What's an Alice? Shush!

Well, it's... Oh. Silence!

Were you never afraid? Of course.

What troubles you, my dear? (CONTINUES SOBBING)

What? Oh.

What? You let her get away? No.

Who's in there? GUARD 2: Who's in there?

Wilkins! Yes, sir.

Yes, of course! Got it.

You can have the crusts. I don't want the crusts.

YOUNG MIRANA: No. No.

Zanik. No.

(ALICE GRUNTS) (FROGS GROANING)

(ALICE GRUNTS) (HORSES NEIGH)

(ALICE PANTING) (TWEEDLEDUM SOBBING)

(ALL GASP) (TIME SCREAMING)

(ALL WHIMPERING) Oh, my goodness!

(APPLAUSE) (TRUMPETS PLAYING)

(BANGING CONTINUES) Hatter, please!

(BUGLE PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE) (TIGER ROARS)

(CHUCKLES) IRACEBETH: Quiet!

(G ROANS) (GAsPs)

(GASPS) on. Uh... TIME: Wilkins!

(GATE CREAKS) (GASPS)

(GRUNTS) I've got to go back!

(HIGHTOPPS SCREAMING) (ALICE GASPS)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) Run!

(MALLYMKUN LAUGHS) Time is on my side.

(MECHANISM WINDING) (MUSIC BOX PLAYING)

(NECK CRACKING) (GROANS)

(ROARING) (GASPS)

(SIGHS) (BANGS ON DOOR)

(TIME GROANING) (ALICE GASPS)

(WILL GASPING) (ALICE CONTINUES GRUNTING)

feathery? (SQUAWKS)

right here. Mmm...

...in the right place, like alphabetical order.

...of his family's tragedy.

...perhaps you can answer me this.

...then he would be made well again.

"...and my elbow!"

"And my fingers..."

"How to Keep the Clock Going Yourself."

(ALICE GASPS)

(ALICE GASPS)

(ALICE GRUNTS)

(ALICE GRUNTS)

(ALICE GRUNTS)

(ALICE PANTING)

(ALICE PANTING)

(ALICE SCREAMING)

(ALICE SCREAMS)

(ALICE SHRIEKING)

(ALICE SIGHS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL MURMURING)

(ALL MURMURING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL WHIMPERING)

(ALL WHIMPERING)

(BABY CRYING)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

(BELL TOLLS)

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

(BLOWING WHISTLE)

(BLOWS HORN)

(BOARD MEMBERS CLEARING TH ROATS)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GASPING)

(BOTH GROAN)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH WAILING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CACKLING)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

(CHESS PIECES CHATTERING)

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

(CHILDREN PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) It is as nothing.

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Stop it.

(CHUCKLES) Textbook case of female hysteria.

(CHUCKLES) Time?

(CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLOCK CHIMING)

(CLOCK CHIMING)

(CLOCK TICKING)

(CLOCKS SQUEAKING)

(CLOCKS SQUEAKING)

(CLOCKS TICKING)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(CONTINUES SHRIEKING)

(CONTINUES TICKING)

(COUGHS)

(CRACKLING)

(CREATURES LAUGHING)

(DISTANT SCREAMING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR SLAMS)

(DOORKNOB RATTLES)

(DRIVER URGING HORSES)

(ECHOING) Hello?

(FOOTMEN CLEARING TH ROATS)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(FROGS HUMMING)

(G ROWLS)

(G ROWLS)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Ooh.

(GATE OPENS)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROWLING)

(GRUMBLING) Stupid door.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GUARD GASPS)

(GUARD GRUNTS)

(GULPS) It's tea time!

(HAMISH LAUGHING)

(HATTER AND MIRANA SCREAM)

(HATTER BARKING)

(HATTER LAUGHING)

(HATTER SOBBING)

(HATTER WHEEZING)

(HATTER WHIMPERING)

(HEART BEATING)

(HIGHTOPPS EXCLAIMING)

(HORSE NEIGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(IRACEBETH CLEARS THROAT)

(IRACEBETH COOS)

(JABBERWOCKY ROARING)

(JAMES SNICKERING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) Wonderful!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LOUD BOOM)

(MALLYMKUN LAUGHING)

(MALLYMKUN SCREAMS)

(MCTWISP BREATHING HEAVILY)

(MCTWISP GASPS)

(MCTWISP WHIMPERING)

(MCTWISP WHIMPERS)

(MCTWISP YELPING)

(MCTWISP YELPING)

(MEN CHEERING)

(MEN LAUGHING)

(MEN LAUGHING)

(MIRANA APPLAUDING)

(MIRANA WHIMPERS)

(MURMURING CONTINUES)

(MURMURING CONTINUES)

(MUTTERING)

(NERVOUSLY) What's happening?

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING) Alice.

(PANTING) Tick took, tick tock.

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PIG SNORTING)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARS)

(RUSTLING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SECOND SCREAMS)

(SECONDS CHEERING)

(SECONDS TICKING RAPIDLY)

(SECONDS TICKING SLOWLY)

(SHRIEKS)

(SHUSHING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) If it's good enough for

(SIGHS) This next generation.

(SIGHS) You don't need a butler, do you, miss?

(SINGING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

(SLAMS)

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNICKERS)

(SNIFFLES)

(SNORTS)

(SOBBING)

(SOBS) No one loves me.

(SOBS) Why does this always happen to me?

(SPITS)

(SQUEAKING)

(STAMMERS ANGRILY)

(STRUGGLING)

(STRUGGLING)

(THACKERY AND MALLYMKUN LAUGHING)

(THACKERY LAUGHS)

(THACKERY SCREAMS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TICKING STOPS)

(TICKING)

(TICKING)

(TICKING)

(TICKING)

(TIME BREATHING HEAVILY)

(TIME BREATHING HEAVILY)

(TIME GROANING)

(TIME GROANING)

(TIME GROANS)

(TIME GROANS)

(TIME GRUNTING)

(TIME PANTING)

(TIME SCREAMING)

(TIME SIGHS)

(VOICE BREAKING) I ate the tarts and I lied about it.

(WEAKLY) You believe me?

(WHINING)

(WHINNIES)

(WHISPERING) Lie back, Alice.

(WHISPERS) Or so I thought.

(WHISPERS) Why don't you tell them the truth?

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(WILKINS GASPS)

(WILKINS PANTING)

(WILKINS SCREAMING)

(WILL SCREAMING)

(WILL SCREAMING)

(WILL STRUGGLING)

(WIND HOWLING)

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(WINGS FLUTTERING)

(YELPING)

(YELPING)

(YELPS)

(YELPS)

(YELPS) Alice!

(YOUNG IRACEBETH PANTING)

(YOUNG IRACEBETH SOBBING)

{RUMBLING) (GUARDS WHIMPERING)